A Theater Near You https://geekade.com/category/a-theater-near-you/ Pinecast (https://pinecast.com) en-USGeekade Geekade mail@geekade.com no A Theater Near You https://geekade.com/category/a-theater-near-you/ https://storage.pinecast.net/podcasts/covers/d2ca265c-90e6-4653-9c02-b777510569cb/_ATNY-Icon.jpg episodic Copyright 2026 Geekade's movie podcast A Theater Near You Episode 61: Blade Runner Double Feature https://pinecast.com/guid/a0bf3f1b-5931-4bf0-bb49-e1c9f10c4173 Wed, 25 Mar 2026 04:00:00 -0000 01:10:19 https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/a0bf3f1b/a-theater-near-you-episode-61-blade-runner-double-feature Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, the team buckles up for a Blade Runner Double Feature, and then some! The original Blade Runner, followed by all three short films that bridge the gap, and the Blade Runner 2049. Did Jared Leto ruin everything? Just how much halted talk is too much? Let’s find out!

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 60: Adventures in Babysitting https://pinecast.com/guid/64023223-82ff-446a-af37-c285a16b45a7 Wed, 25 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000 01:42:40 Is Chicago the most dangerous place on Earth? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/64023223/a-theater-near-you-episode-60-adventures-in-babysitting Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, the team returns from hiatus and begins the alphabet anew with Adventures in Babysitting. Does this Elisabeth Shue classic stand the test of time? Let’s find out!

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 59: Muppet Christmas Double Feature https://pinecast.com/guid/aeafb999-7da1-41ee-8ef5-4af0fa209534 Tue, 23 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000 01:41:47 Enough holiday cheer to freeze your Winnebago https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/aeafb999/a-theater-near-you-episode-59-muppet-christmas-double-feature Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, the team gathers around the fire for a double dose of Muppet-themed holiday cheer. Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Family Christmas are both all-time holiday classics. Do they stand the test of time? Absolutely. How well? Let’s find out!  

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 58: Zardoz https://pinecast.com/guid/5e59be0a-ffb7-47e0-a51b-23990734fe56 Thu, 27 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000 01:32:34 There's bad movies, and then there's Zardoz https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/5e59be0a/a-theater-near-you-episode-58-zardoz Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, the team takes on Zardoz. I… this one really defies description. We’re all very sorry.

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 57: Young Frankenstein https://pinecast.com/guid/3957f703-333a-4cd1-bfa4-0cbe8f57cd4b Fri, 31 Oct 2025 04:00:13 -0000 01:20:52 Ooooohhhhhh sweet mystery of life, at last I’ve found you https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/3957f703/a-theater-near-you-episode-57-young-frankenstein Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team celebrates Halloween with Young Frankenstein. Does this comedy classic stand the test of time? Oh, and there’s a LOT of talk about Leprechaun movies. 

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 56: XXX State of the Union https://pinecast.com/guid/e0ab20cf-f454-481b-94b1-9c43a8d35891 Wed, 01 Oct 2025 16:00:13 -0000 01:45:50 How much Ice Cube is too much Ice Cube? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/e0ab20cf/a-theater-near-you-episode-56-xxx-state-of-the-union Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team returns to the XXX franchise for the letter X with XXX: State of the Union. And just because you can never get enough Ice Cube, they discussed the profoundly dreadful new War of the Worlds movie.   

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 55: Weird Science https://pinecast.com/guid/2d6f285d-a836-491c-8948-d909e64610ba Wed, 10 Sep 2025 04:00:03 -0000 01:47:34 With a dash of K-Pop Demon Hunters for good measure https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/2d6f285d/a-theater-near-you-episode-55-weird-science Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team engages in some Weird Science. It was a listener request, and well, it might not have stood the test of time. There’s yet another scene where someone hides in a bathroom! Plus, Kris’s daughter Ellie joins the crew to discuss the global sensation K-Pop Demon Hunters.  

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 54: Valley Girl https://pinecast.com/guid/e5fbed42-3222-466e-9a20-efb0fd2e6c53 Wed, 30 Jul 2025 04:00:03 -0000 01:53:52 That's some very specific chest hair https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/e5fbed42/a-theater-near-you-episode-54-valley-girl Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team tackles Valley Girl for the letter V. This was Paul’s pick, and he regretted it almost immediately because it’s… not good. But apparently the musical remake is? What’s going on with Cage’s weird chest hair? Why was he hiding in the bathroom listening to people pee? Why did any of this happen? 

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 53: Unstoppable https://pinecast.com/guid/42bf3a25-c2d9-47de-9c19-4b232d48e21a Wed, 09 Jul 2025 04:00:03 -0000 01:30:25 Runaway train, never comin' back https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/42bf3a25/a-theater-near-you-episode-53-unstoppable Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team tackles Unstoppable for the letter U. Why? Because Kris has excellent taste in movies, that’s why! It’s a movie about Denzel Washington and Chris Pine trying to stop a runaway train while Rosario Dawson looks on from a distance, and it’s all VERY serious. There was also a lot of talk about muppets. Enjoy!  PS. We did something different with Sean’s audio. It did NOT work. We’re sorry. 

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 52: Tombstone https://pinecast.com/guid/fa1d62d3-b6d3-46ed-8779-e65964ab060f Wed, 04 Jun 2025 04:00:03 -0000 01:43:08 The definitive Wyatt Earp movie https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/fa1d62d3/a-theater-near-you-episode-52-tombstone Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team Tombstone, the best movie about Wyatt Earp ever made. Does this immensely quotable movie still hold up? Of course it does! But was this Val Kilmer’s best performance ever? Was this the biggest Oscar snub in history? Let’s find out! Plus, Sean doesn’t care much for Twisters, Paul goes against the grain with Daredevil: Born Again, and preparations begin for Final Destination!  

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 51: The Search for One-Eye Jimmy https://pinecast.com/guid/8d3edda6-e0b7-4255-873a-de3d2bb881ce Thu, 15 May 2025 04:00:03 -0000 01:22:47 An odd mocumentary that almost gets it right. https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/8d3edda6/a-theater-near-you-episode-51-the-search-for-one-eye-jimmy Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched The Search for One-Eye Jimmy, a mocumentary starring a surprising number of talented people that comes really close to being great. Was it still worth the watch? Let’s find out!     

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 50: Road House Double Feature https://pinecast.com/guid/6c77fcb5-82b3-4ebf-b56e-aa69e10bb76d Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:00:01 -0000 01:34:35 Pain Don't Hurt, and Neither Do These Movies! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/6c77fcb5/a-theater-near-you-episode-50-road-house-double-feature Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched a double feature of Road House and Road House, followed by dinner at Texas Road House! How did it all go? Let’s find out!     

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 49: Quigley Down Under https://pinecast.com/guid/58af51ab-bfa2-47c6-a110-54db88339f78 Wed, 26 Feb 2025 05:00:01 -0000 01:23:26 When a western goes a little too far west https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/58af51ab/a-theater-near-you-episode-49-quigley-down-under Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Quigley Down Under, a movie where Tom Selelck plays a cowboy in Australia, with some wildly inconsistent tones. And a really cool sniper rifle! Enjoy!       

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 48: Paint https://pinecast.com/guid/dcad20de-9511-4911-ae6d-062d0884181c Wed, 22 Jan 2025 05:00:01 -0000 01:26:12 Bob Ross was a weird guy, and this movie is even weirder https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/dcad20de/a-theater-near-you-episode-48-paint Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Paint, a movie about a Bob Ross-like character that does a lot of weird stuff, and then there’s a fire. Enjoy!       

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]]> no A Theater Near You Episode 47: Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls https://pinecast.com/guid/bc2c60a0-44b1-49fb-b1f5-78043c5ccffe Wed, 18 Dec 2024 05:00:01 -0000 01:34:54 It's exactly as weird as you think https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/bc2c60a0/a-theater-near-you-episode-47-onyx-the-fortuitous-and-the-talisman-of-souls Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls, an intensely bizarre movie that might be… brilliant?      

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]]> no Ep.46 – A Theater Near You Episode 46: The Naked Gun https://pinecast.com/guid/727b004f-878f-4911-b2b8-c4d49bcae060 Wed, 20 Nov 2024 05:00:01 -0000 01:45:52 It's Enrico Palazzo! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/727b004f/a-theater-near-you-episode-46-the-naked-gun Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched The Naked Gun, a 1988 Leslie Neilsen classic comedy that still brings the laughs today.       

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]]> A Theater Near You Episode 46: The Naked Gun no 46 Ep.45 – A Theater Near You Episode 45: Modern Problems https://pinecast.com/guid/67fd3a19-6824-4482-a2a2-6b8e72511b98 Wed, 23 Oct 2024 04:00:01 -0000 01:35:00 Well, if you liked Zapped, you might like this one… https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/67fd3a19/a-theater-near-you-episode-45-modern-problems Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Modern Problems, a 1981 Chevy Chase vehicle that’s so utterly miserable it’s almost hard to believe it’s real.       

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]]> A Theater Near You Episode 45: Modern Problems no 45 Ep.44 – A Theater Near You Episode 44: Look Who's Talking https://pinecast.com/guid/cf594f7d-4285-4881-8171-b4f56a069ab3 Wed, 25 Sep 2024 04:00:01 -0000 01:40:11 Boy, things sure were different in the 80s https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/cf594f7d/a-theater-near-you-episode-44-look-who-s-talking Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Look Who’s Talking, a movie about a talking baby with telepathy? Maybe? It’s got some pretty wild visual effects, John Travolta dancing, Kristie Alley enjoying accounting, and more! What’s not to love?       

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]]> A Theater Near You Episode 44: Look Who's Talking no 44 Ep.43 – The Karate Kid Marathon https://pinecast.com/guid/e6c638f4-ce66-4705-b9f9-f637b2128496 Wed, 21 Aug 2024 04:00:01 -0000 02:14:49 You're the Best....AROUND! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/e6c638f4/the-karate-kid-marathon Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team gathered together to watch all of the Karate Kid movies in s single sitting. But as the movies dropped off in quality with each iteration, were they able to maintain their sanity? Just how bad is The Next Karate Kid? Does the 2010 reboot have anything to offer? What does watching the entirety of the Karate Kid animated series do to the human mind? Find out now!       

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]]> The Karate Kid Marathon no 43 Ep.42 – The Jacket https://pinecast.com/guid/c891ba90-345c-44da-9b81-b238c78bee05 Wed, 24 Jul 2024 04:00:01 -0000 01:39:33 The Canned Sardines of Movies https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/c891ba90/the-jacket Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the guys watched The Jacket, an intensely bizarre thriller about a man who time travels in a box. It’s simultaneously better and worse that that sounds. But was the movie any good? Let’s find out.       Useful Links

]]> The Jacket no 42 Ep.41 – The Impostors https://pinecast.com/guid/b2ebfaae-bff6-4e5b-a76e-d8d8a342f850 Wed, 19 Jun 2024 04:00:01 -0000 01:42:05 Is that a drunken Doctor Octopus? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/b2ebfaae/the-impostors Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the guys checked out The Impostors, an often overlooked Stanley Tucci/Oliver Platt comedy about two out of work actors, some theater tickets, and an exploding cruise liner. Is it actually a hidden comedy gem, or is it overlooked for a reason? Let’s find out!     

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]]> The Impostors no 41 Ep.40 – Heathers https://pinecast.com/guid/7742f62a-a660-4e9e-9ff6-1b9a3d17bcd9 Wed, 22 May 2024 04:00:01 -0000 01:24:10 Well, that was murder-y https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/7742f62a/heathers Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the guys checked out Heathers, a dark comedy about popularity and murder. This was a very 80s movie, but does it stand the test of time? Just how cute is Christian Slater? How much murder is too much murder? Let’s find out!      

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]]> Heathers no 40 Ep.39 – Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire https://pinecast.com/guid/5fa1af12-380b-44ad-91fc-23867b6797e1 Wed, 01 May 2024 04:00:24 -0000 01:44:40 Does bustin still make us feel good? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/5fa1af12/ghostbusters-frozen-empire Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, it was Ghostbusting time again as the trio traveled to their local theater to check out Frozen Empire. Do the Ghostbusters still have it, or is it time to put this franchise on ice? Let’s find out!

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]]> Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire no 39 Ep.38 – F/X 2 https://pinecast.com/guid/3468acd0-ea7e-4e16-b29b-4d925b884105 Wed, 27 Mar 2024 04:00:47 -0000 01:42:08 Solving murders with a robotic clown. What could be bad? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/3468acd0/f-x-2 Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team entered the world of crime solving special effects with F/X 2! Was Brian Dennehy’s performance electric enough to justify it taking 40 minutes for him to even show up? Does the sequel live up to the lofty standards set by the original? What the heck is going on with that robot clown? Let’s find out!     

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]]> F/X 2 no 38 Ep.37 – Ewoks: The Battle for Endor https://pinecast.com/guid/a2bf1432-6831-456f-8054-8fe194f2a762 Wed, 21 Feb 2024 05:00:31 -0000 02:09:47 Eat your oatmeal, kids https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/a2bf1432/ewoks-the-battle-for-endor Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team travelled to the galaxy far, far away to watch Ewoks: The Battle for Endor starring Wilfred Brimley. What strange and wonderful new Star Wars lore did they learn about? Just how many Brimley buffalo shots were there? Let’s find out!     

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]]> Ewoks: The Battle for Endor no 37 Ep.36 – Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves https://pinecast.com/guid/bb7d3f7f-5532-44bf-8c80-6ccc762da765 Wed, 24 Jan 2024 05:00:31 -0000 01:19:08 Goofy and good? Who knew? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/bb7d3f7f/dungeons-dragons-honor-among-thieves Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team tackled the latest Dungeons & Dragons movie, which was far more silly and entertaining than expected. Also, sorry for all the coughing.    

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]]> Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves no 36 Ep.35 – 2023 Christmas Special https://pinecast.com/guid/f97aeb27-96c5-4f78-93b4-258dc3e6029a Mon, 25 Dec 2023 05:00:31 -0000 01:20:54 Let's talk Christmas movies! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/f97aeb27/2023-christmas-special Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Paul was unfortunately out sick, so Sean and Kris were joined by Karen from This week’s Episode to talk about some of their favorite Christmas movies.    Useful Links

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]]> 2023 Christmas Special no 35 Ep.34 – Caddyshack II https://pinecast.com/guid/d621d9fa-4fe3-45d6-a538-489f2449ea59 Wed, 22 Nov 2023 05:00:14 -0000 01:33:22 Can this sequel possibly be as bad as its reputation suggests? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/d621d9fa/caddyshack-ii Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch Caddyshack II, a sequel with an absolutely dreadful reputation. But is it as bad as they say?  

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]]> Caddyshack II no 34 Ep.33 – Big Trouble in Little China https://pinecast.com/guid/4b08d982-749c-472b-871b-e32aead2e8e5 Thu, 26 Oct 2023 04:00:14 -0000 01:42:22 Oh, there's big trouble alright! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/4b08d982/big-trouble-in-little-china Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch Sean’s favorite movie of all time, Big Trouble in Little China. Has this cult classic stood the test of time, or is there indeed big trouble on the horizon? Let’s find out.   

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]]> Big Trouble in Little China no 33 Ep.32 – Asteroid City https://pinecast.com/guid/e7b57931-f57d-41e2-9096-cb7e4a696938 Wed, 20 Sep 2023 04:00:30 -0000 01:28:27 Maybe Not Anderson's Finest Work https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/e7b57931/asteroid-city Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch the Wes Andreson movie Asteroid City. Sean’s never been a fan of Anderson’s films, but will this weird story about… something… turn him around?

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]]> Asteroid City no 32 Ep.31 – 2001: A Space Odyssey https://pinecast.com/guid/abb05f0e-eccb-4fd5-aab4-e11e3f4255fa Wed, 23 Aug 2023 04:00:30 -0000 01:59:39 Does this sci-fi classic stand the test of time? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/abb05f0e/2001-a-space-odyssey Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris tackle the sci-fi classic 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's one of the most important science fiction movies ever created, and a favorite of Stanley Kubrick fans, but is it any fun to watch? Just how long does an establishing need to be? What the heck is up with that floating rectangle? Did we all turn into giant space babies? Let’s find out.  Plus, in an effort to avoid talking about this movie for as long as possible, the guys talk about the recent strikes in Hollywood, the joys of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, what they've all been watching on TV lately, and a whole lot more.

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]]> 2001: A Space Odyssey no 31 Ep.30 – Zapped! https://pinecast.com/guid/0a0e2611-672b-4d73-8fd3-79c37c462c14 Wed, 19 Jul 2023 04:00:30 -0000 01:34:21 Scott Baio, you are no Rob Schneider https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/0a0e2611/zapped- Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris experienced Zapped!, the worst possible prequel to Who’s the Boss imaginable. How many sexual assault crimes were committed in this movie? Let’s find out. 

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]]> Zapped! no 30 Ep.29 – Young Einstein https://pinecast.com/guid/c71f5c5d-3602-46a7-b4d6-60ca328c738a Wed, 21 Jun 2023 04:00:30 -0000 01:37:20 A (Yahoo) Seriously bad movie https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/c71f5c5d/young-einstein Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris endured the Yahoo Serious vehicle Young Einstein. How many apples were in this movie? Let’s find out. 

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]]> Young Einstein no 29 Ep.28 – Fast X https://pinecast.com/guid/f9f5c41a-9b4c-445e-8294-2f8bcf4b1940 Wed, 31 May 2023 04:00:30 -0000 01:11:30 It's all about family... and suspension of disbelief https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/f9f5c41a/fast-x Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris go see Fast X together. Paul’s a huge fan, Kris watched them all 15 minutes at a time on a dare, and Sean’s never seen any of them before. So, what did they all think? Let’s find out! 

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]]> Fast X no 28 Ep.27 – XXX https://pinecast.com/guid/c0d80f21-ca84-4ca8-8b39-4da8bc6068bf Wed, 24 May 2023 04:00:48 -0000 01:44:40 The OTHER Vin Diesel vehicle https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/c0d80f21/xxx Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, coming off their recent Fast & Furious marathon, naturally the pick for the letter X was the other Vin Diesel vehicle XXX. But is it any good, even ironically? Let's find out.                           

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]]> XXX no 27 Ep.26 – Weekend at Bernie's II https://pinecast.com/guid/6a5ff7ca-6651-4dde-9597-1ee65ab6f935 Wed, 03 May 2023 18:54:16 -0000 01:47:14 Bernie's back, and he's still dead! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/6a5ff7ca/weekend-at-bernie-s-ii Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch Weekend at Bernie’s II. Are dancing corpses with voodoo curses truly the pinnacle of comedy? Let’s find out.                          

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]]> Weekend at Bernie's II no 26 Ep.25 – Violent Night https://pinecast.com/guid/c436cf13-1c8e-4065-97e5-154b13780eda Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:00:39 -0000 01:24:51 It's Christmas in March?!? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/c436cf13/violent-night Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch Violent Night. It may be March, but the holiday spirit is still in the air, but is that necessarily a good thing? And what happens when you watch every Fast & Furious movie 15 minutes at a time? Let’s find out!

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]]> Violent Night no 25 Ep.24 – The Untouchables https://pinecast.com/guid/de5386eb-b7d3-427f-ab76-29dd0fe74630 Wed, 22 Feb 2023 05:00:49 -0000 02:02:24 Possibly the best movie ever where Sean Connery eats a sausage https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/de5386eb/the-untouchables Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch The Untouchables. A movie where a small child explodes, a dude gets beat to death with a baseball bat, Kevin Costner plays Kevin Costner, and Sean Connery eats a sausage like an apple.                         

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]]> The Untouchables no 24 Ep.23 – The Thing https://pinecast.com/guid/dca47d43-0f6c-4519-bdae-af00d171111a Wed, 25 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0000 02:19:22 I hope you like oatmeal https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/dca47d43/the-thing Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch the 1982 sci-fi horror classic The Thing. Kris had never seen this one, nor is he a fan of horror movies. So did they all enjoy themselves, or did they just skip it and eat a nice bowl of Quaker Oats? Listen to this thing and find out!                         

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]]> The Thing no 23 Ep.22 – Surf Ninjas https://pinecast.com/guid/af1913ba-6b49-4ee7-9e6e-44434ab3f5cd Wed, 28 Dec 2022 05:00:59 -0000 01:45:37 Kwansu, dudes! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/af1913ba/surf-ninjas Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch the cinematic masterpiece that is Surf Ninjas. There’s surfing, ninjas, Leslie Neilson as a cybernetic warlord, a 30 year old Rob Schneider attempting to pass for a high school student, and the assertion that money can’t buy knives. Enjoy.                         

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]]> Surf Ninjas no 22 Ep.21 – Rocky Marathon https://pinecast.com/guid/d04d649d-f13f-4f7e-a089-9eb1f2118c11 Wed, 30 Nov 2022 05:00:16 -0000 02:02:40 11 hours of Rocky movies in one day https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/d04d649d/rocky-marathon Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, Kris, and special guest Greg  made the frankly absurd decision to watch all 6 Rocky movies in one day. Did they exceed the daily recommended dose of Balboa? Absolutely. But how was the experience? Let’s find out!                       

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]]> Rocky Marathon no 21 Ep.20 – Quick Change https://pinecast.com/guid/48cfcf55-37a4-40b4-82be-2df71a3a858b Wed, 26 Oct 2022 04:00:07 -0000 02:05:06 The Most Forgettable Clown Themed Bank Robbery Ever https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/48cfcf55/quick-change Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris checked out the 1990 Bill Murray vehicle Quick Change. How does it hold up after all these years? Have any of them tried to rob a bank dressed as a clown? Let’s find out!                       

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]]> Quick Change no 20 Ep.19 – Pitch Perfect https://pinecast.com/guid/a1729686-8ec9-4096-b4b0-589945b26a13 Wed, 28 Sep 2022 04:00:38 -0000 01:38:53 Absurdly awesome acapella https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/a1729686/pitch-perfect Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris went to the theater together to celebrate the anniversary of their P pick, Pitch Perfect. It was totally planned that way! What did they learn about the cutthroat world of acapella? What does Sean think about the Queen? Let’s find out!                      

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]]> Pitch Perfect no 19 Ep.18 – Office Space https://pinecast.com/guid/2ad95193-e03c-4ea6-a088-50e0c148e53b Thu, 01 Sep 2022 03:55:00 -0000 Damn it feels good to be a gansta https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/2ad95193/office-space Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris go with Kris’s pick for the letter O which is the comedy classic Office Space. It’s a movie that defined a generation of workers, and really hates printers. Does it hold up? Is doing nothing everything it could be? Find out now!

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]]> Office Space no 18 Ep.17 – The Natural https://pinecast.com/guid/7e3d2692-7df9-449a-8ba5-5bd49178a339 Sun, 31 Jul 2022 15:13:44 -0000 An inspirational sports movie classic that gets unexpectedly weird https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/7e3d2692/the-natural Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris go with Paul’s pick for the letter N with The Natural. It’s a baseball movie classic that has some really strange stuff going on in it. Does it hold up? What does Paul really know about Cool Runnings? How dry is Kris’s basement? Find out now!

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]]> The Natural no 17 Ep.16 – Masters of the Universe https://pinecast.com/guid/9644728a-6cb1-4e14-b36a-9dcb2357748b Sat, 18 Jun 2022 21:00:10 -0000 These Aren't the Masters You're Looking For https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/9644728a/masters-of-the-universe Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul and Kris travel through the dimensions to watch Masters of the Universe, a movie that was made on purpose. Like so many other films based on existing properties that take place in fantastic worlds that people would love to see in live action, Masters of the Universe takes our heroes away from that world and brings them into ours, because of reasons. Does it hold up? Was it ever good to begin with? Let’s find out!

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]]> Masters of the Universe no 16 Ep.15 – Lawnmower Man https://pinecast.com/guid/37682ea2-54bf-4719-b020-794041989b15 Sat, 21 May 2022 04:00:40 -0000 A movie that could have used way more monkey https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/37682ea2/lawnmower-man Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris dive into The Lawnmower Man, a bizarre piece of cinematic history that Stephen King sued twice to have his name removed from. Is it somehow worse than King Solomon’s Mines? Just how long was this movie supposed to be? Why wasn’t there considerably more monkey? Let’s find out!                     Useful Links

]]> Lawnmower Man no 15 Ep.14 – King Solomon's Mines https://pinecast.com/guid/aad38c7d-74e9-4cf9-9d14-d3458ca4f701 Wed, 27 Apr 2022 16:00:35 -0000 It's like Indiana Jones, but awful! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/aad38c7d/king-solomon-s-mines Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris take a look at the 1985 “classic” King Solomon’s Mines, which shamelessly rips off Indiana Jones, even though the novels it was based on are what inspired Indiana Jones in the first place. It’s chock full of terrible acting, blatant racism, and a lot of explosions. But was it fun to watch? Let’s find out!

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]]> King Solomon's Mines no 14 Ep.13 – Jaws https://pinecast.com/guid/21c09e8e-5211-4234-a1ce-4a64df01317f Sat, 02 Apr 2022 11:00:28 -0000 We're gonna need a bigger boat! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/21c09e8e/jaws Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean and Paul discuss Jaws with Kris, who has somehow never seen it before now. Did it live up to the hype, or did it fail to make a splash? Useful Links

]]> Jaws no 13 Ep.12 – Innerspace https://pinecast.com/guid/77f15820-1b15-483c-8cba-91674ad075cf Sat, 19 Feb 2022 12:00:04 -0000 Dennis Quaid inside Martin Short? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/77f15820/innerspace Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss their letter I pick, Innerspace. It’s the tale of a tiny Dennis Quaid stuck inside a goofball Martin Short, and hijinks ensue. It’s also VERY 1980’s. Plus, the state of hoarding among our hosts, a deep dive into the creation of Girl Scout Cookies, and more!

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]]> Innerspace no 12 Ep.11 – The History of Future Folk https://pinecast.com/guid/2717e57a-3953-4201-8f1b-6032b9665562 Sat, 15 Jan 2022 15:00:53 -0000 HONDO! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/2717e57a/the-history-of-future-folk Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss their letter H pick, The History of Future Folk. It’s a tale of space aliens, banjos, and strange red suits. How did it go? Also, an impromptu discussion on The Book of Boba Fett, Sean and Paul’s detailed impressions of Gigli, and more!

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]]> The History of Future Folk no 11 Ep.10 – Spider-Man: No Way Home https://pinecast.com/guid/c1fb5eb2-1a41-4720-942c-86f81eab7b30 Thu, 23 Dec 2021 15:45:37 -0000 Could anything possibly live up to this much hype? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/c1fb5eb2/spider-man-no-way-home Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss the brand new Spider-Man movie, No Way Home. There was an incredible amount of hype going into this movie, but does it live up? Could anything? Is Batman & Robin the most important superhero movie of all time?

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]]> Spider-Man: No Way Home no 10 Ep.9 – Ghostbusters: Afterlife https://pinecast.com/guid/ea0ade3a-5893-48ec-bff8-49f371a3157a Sat, 11 Dec 2021 05:00:59 -0000 01:31:11 Does Bustin' make us feel good? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/ea0ade3a/ghostbusters-afterlife

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss the new Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Does it do justice to the Ghostbusters name?                       Useful Links

]]> Ghostbusters: Afterlife no 9 Ep.8 – Flash Gordon https://pinecast.com/guid/c5f8163b-9ea4-42d2-9853-068fe34f76cd Wed, 10 Nov 2021 16:30:00 -0000 FLASH! AHHAHH!!!! https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/c5f8163b/flash-gordon Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss Flash Gordon, the 1980 sci-fi classic that’s full of some very memorable costumes, performances, and of course, music!

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]]> Flash Gordon no 8 Ep.7 – Encino Man https://pinecast.com/guid/70d0d473-c4ae-48cc-b30e-489b8e997a94 Wed, 13 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000 Does the juice still weiz 30 years later? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/70d0d473/encino-man Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss Encino Man, the Pauly Shore vehicle about a caveman, Sean Aastin, and some genuinely crappy humans. Does it still hold up? Did Paul put way more thought into the film than the filmmakers? Find out now!                     

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]]> Encino Man no 7 Ep.6 – Drop Dead Gorgeous https://pinecast.com/guid/6f9d8f5e-44f9-4032-b94d-3bcf096fb3c2 Wed, 01 Sep 2021 04:00:42 -0000 Barfing beauty queens https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/6f9d8f5e/drop-dead-gorgeous Show Notes

This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss Drop Dead Gorgeous, a black comedy from one of the minds behind MTV’s The State. It’s a story about beauty queens, murder, and lots of weirdness.

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]]> Drop Dead Gorgeous no 6 Ep.5 – Crank https://pinecast.com/guid/cc2bc86f-c150-453b-9bd5-5e1ce1171861 Thu, 29 Jul 2021 20:00:46 -0000 01:26:35 When good ideas go explosively bad https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/cc2bc86f/crank Show Notes Well, this certainly happened. On today’s episode, the guys discuss Crank, a movie that should have been really awesome but turned out to be really not that. Still, it was fun to talk about!                    Useful Links

]]> Crank no 5 Ep.4 – Black Widow https://pinecast.com/guid/55548e66-4751-43fc-8a27-a3c396153166 Sun, 18 Jul 2021 00:00:36 -0000 The long overdue solo film finally arrives https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/55548e66/black-widow Show Notes

On a special bonus episode, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss Black Widow! How does this long overdue solo film fit in with the MCU? Was it fun to go back to the theater? Does the MCU still have it? Find out now!

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]]> Black Widow no 4 Ep.3 – Bill & Ted Face the Music https://pinecast.com/guid/ec022e6d-477e-4f4c-8301-e0f8508c1590 Sat, 03 Jul 2021 04:00:23 -0000 02:01:31 Should we still party on, dudes? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/ec022e6d/bill-ted-face-the-music Show Notes This month in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris continue their alphabetical cinematic escapade with the letter B. Their choice? Bill & Ted Face the Music. How does it compare to the original classics? Are the original really classics? Should we all still be partying on, dudes? Find out now!                   Useful Links

]]> Bill & Ted Face the Music no 3 Ep.2 – The A-Team https://pinecast.com/guid/681cfa0f-c54e-4c82-9cc3-5025b5e0d6d7 Tue, 01 Jun 2021 04:00:31 -0000 We pity the fools who didn't like this movie https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/681cfa0f/the-a-team Show Notes

This month in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watched the movie adaptation of The A-Team. How did it compare to the original TV series? Were fools pity-ed? Was it worth your time? Find out now!

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]]> The A-Team no 2 Ep.1 – Mortal Kombat https://pinecast.com/guid/e9cb9ed9-4b2d-43f4-b039-44996cc5cb0c Sat, 01 May 2021 02:29:19 -0000 01:23:14 Was it a flawless victory, or a fatality? https://a-theatre-near-you.pinecast.co/episode/e9cb9ed9/mortal-kombat Show Notes

On the premiere episode of A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watched the new Mortal Kombat movie. How did it compare to the 1995 original? Was it true to the source material? Was it worth your time? Find out now!

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