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<description><![CDATA[Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes. ]]></description>
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<itunes:subtitle>Adventurers Welcome. Absolutely No Adventures. </itunes:subtitle>
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<p>Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background. </p>
<p>Episode One premieres October 14th. </p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a> </p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban. </p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod. </p>
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<item><title>S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath </title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.1 The Sword In The Sheath </itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:14:40</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.2 Wicked Lost</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:13:41</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.3 Admission Impossible </itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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<itunes:duration>00:13:08</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Happy has a visitor.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.4 Happy Days</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:11:50</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.5 Vampire Weekend </itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:12:29</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig receives some mail.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.6 Post Mortem </itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:14:55</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/c052f278c75a4316/1-7-what-the-cat-dragged-in</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Bea's services are required.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.7 What The Cat Dragged In</itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:11:34</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig is understandably concerned.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.8 Something Im-portent</itunes:title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:11:09</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which letters are read.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.9 Last Action Hero</itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:13:24</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/8aad268b/1-10-something-new</link>
<description><![CDATA[<p>In which things come full circle.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>1.10 Something New</itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>01:01:13</itunes:duration>
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<p>In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz. Balefic is Sumara Meers. Timor is Andrew Oakes. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake </itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2023 22:26:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>This week we're featuring friend of the show: Inn Between!</p>
<p>The link to their crowdfunding page is here: <a href="http://crowdfundr.com/innbetween5" rel="nofollow">crowdfundr.com/innbetween5</a></p>
<p>Listen to more Inn Between at: <a href="https://www.thegoblinshead.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.thegoblinshead.com/</a></p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="http://tiny.cc/goblinshead" rel="nofollow">http://tiny.cc/goblinshead</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Presenting: Dragon's Rest </title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:42</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/12d919da/presenting-dragon-s-rest</link>
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<p>This week we're featuring friend of the show: Dragon's Rest!</p>
<p>The link to their Instagram page is here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/</a></p>
<p>Listen to more Dragon's Rest at: <a href="https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/</a></p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01" rel="nofollow">https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01</a></p>
<p>Look out for Dragon's Rest Bonus Content coming soon.</p>
<p>ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>01:04:38</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/b8bc3e4d/presenting-welcome-to-the-brass-eagle</link>
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<p>This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!</p>
<p>The link to their crowdfunding page is here: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/welcome-to-the-brass-eagle-a-fantasy-audio-drama#/" rel="nofollow">bit.ly/brasseaglepod</a></p>
<p>The link to their Instagram page is here: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/</a></p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="http://tiny.cc/wttbe" rel="nofollow">http://tiny.cc/wttbe</a></p>
<p>ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>S2E1 - 2.1 A Familiar Feeling </title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:14:52</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/4898c84a/2-1-a-familiar-feeling</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig has some after hours visitors.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>2.1 A Familiar Feeling </itunes:title>
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<item><title>S2E2 - 2.2 Failed It! </title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:11:16</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/53f07afc/2-2-failed-it-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which a prophecy is revealed.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>2.2 Failed It! </itunes:title>
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<item><title>S2E3 - 2.3 Sweet Dreams</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 28 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:13:12</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/34c3c64a/2-3-sweet-dreams</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig has a good day!</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>2.3 Sweet Dreams</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:12:29</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/b09923c2/2-4-can-t-stand-the-heat</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>2.4 Can't Stand the Heat</itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S2E5 - 2.5 Role Call</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:13:26</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/e6fbd76a/2-5-role-call</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>2.5 Role Call</itunes:title>
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<item><title>S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword </title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:14:31</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/e773c9ce/2-6-mightier-than-the-sword</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which a problem is resolved.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.</p>
<p>Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, <a href="https://twitter.com/noadventurespod" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>2.6 Mightier Than The Sword </itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
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<item><title>Presenting: The Bardic Hearth </title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2025 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:44:31</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/c0b49481/presenting-the-bardic-hearth</link>
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<p>This week's feed drop features friend of the show: The Bardic Hearth!</p>
<p>The link to their Youtube page is here:  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@ChaseNoseworthy</a></p>
<p>The link to their Patreon is here: <a href="https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth" rel="nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/thebardichearth</a></p>
<p>The link to their Buzzsprout is here: <a href="https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/" rel="nofollow">https://thebardichearth.buzzsprout.com/</a></p>
<p>ALSO, be on the lookout for a promo for a <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social/post/3lm5nnix5vs22" rel="nofollow">new Absolutely No Adventures miniseries</a> coming soon!</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>ANA Presents: Necessary Evil - Teaser Trailer</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2025 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:05:29</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/a57c51f3/ana-presents-necessary-evil-teaser-trailer</link>
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<p>In which Sibella has an audience with a prisoner. </p>
<p>Necessary Evil is a miniseries set in the world of Absolutely No Adventures. It follows evil queen Sibella in her downtime between magic battles and running her seized kingdom.</p>
<p>Episode One will premiere in the Fall. Be on the lookout for an official release date announcement! </p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Sibella is Blythe Renay. The Sancterran Knight is Rochelle Ibarra.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Written and Directed by Destiny Howell. </p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, @noadventurespod.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Presenting: Warlock</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2025 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:28:17</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/790c158c/presenting-warlock</link>
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<p>This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Warlock!</p>
<p>Warlock Episode 3 - Meet Briar: Rose or Thorn?</p>
<p>Warlock is a fantasy audio drama with an anime twist following the adventures of Nova, a young woman who dreams of being a powerful sorcerer, but born without magic. That all changes when she strikes a bargain with a mysterious woman and her life changes...forever. </p>
<p>For more information, check out <a href="http://www.warlockpod.com/" rel="nofollow">www.warlockpod.com</a> </p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop" rel="nofollow">http://tiny.cc/warlockdrop</a></p>
<p>ALSO, my TTRPG adventure, Sweet Revenge, is up for an ENNIE award in the category of Best Short Adventure! Voting is open until July 20th. If you've checked out the game and enjoyed it, <a href="https://vote.ennie-awards.com/vote/2025/" rel="nofollow">a vote would be appreciated</a>!</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Presenting: Residents of Proserpina Park</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 10:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Residents of Proserpina Park!</p>
<p>Residents of Proserpina Park is a monster of the week fiction podcast focusing on mythology. Learn about creatures you’ve never heard of before and follow this crazy gang and their pet dog alien to solve the mystery of the park.</p>
<p>For more information, check out <a href="https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/" rel="nofollow">https://residentsofproserpinapark.com/</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Presenting: Hearthbound </title>
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<p>This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Hearthbound!</p>
<p>For more information, check out <a href="https://www.hearthboundpod.com/" rel="nofollow">https://www.hearthboundpod.com/</a></p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer" rel="nofollow">https://www.hearthboundpod.com/episodes/trailer</a></p>
<p>ALSO, ANA Presents: Necessary Evil starts October 7th!</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>ANA Season 3 Crowdfunding!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Use the link below to check out the Indiegogo for Season 3 which features perks such as a TTRPG one-shot set in Hexwell, the ability to name a character, and early access to a brand new ANA special which has been exclusively announced on the campaign page!</p>
<p><a href="http://igg.me/at/anas3" rel="nofollow">http://igg.me/at/anas3</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>S2E7 - Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning </title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:07</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/91e8007f/necessary-evil-1-the-liar-the-witch-and-the-warning</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which old curses are relitigated.</p>
<p>Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Necessary Evil: 1 - The Liar, the Witch, and the Warning </itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S2E8 - Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost </title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:31</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/5b35357b/necessary-evil-2-better-to-have-hated-and-lost</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Castle Blackthorn has an unwelcome visitor.</p>
<p>Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Felicity is Michelle Kelly.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Necessary Evil: 2 - Better to Have Hated and Lost </itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S2E9 - Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil </title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:55</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sibella shows school spirit.</p>
<p>Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Persephone is Emily Zwiefel.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Necessary Evil: 3 - The Lesser Evil </itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S2E10 - Necessary Evil: 4 - The Greater Good</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:44</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/641065f5/necessary-evil-4-the-greater-good</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sibella has a change of heart.</p>
<p>Season 3 of ANA is now crowdfunding: <a href="https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/" rel="nofollow">https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/absolutely-no-adventures-season-3/x/23915260#/</a></p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>
<p>Queen Sibella is Blythe Renay. Prince Casimir is Connor Bushoven. Xander is Justin Nelson. Serene Sorceress Adelaide is Roberta Jackson.</p>
<p>Sound Design by Tal Minear. Theme music by Jakub Żerański.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our Bluesky, <a href="https://bsky.app/profile/noadventurespod.bsky.social" rel="nofollow">@noadventurespod</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S2E11 - SPECIAL Mazed and Confused</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:39:30</itunes:duration>
<link>https://absolutely-no-adventures.pinecast.co/episode/65c0c3c1/special-mazed-and-confused</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In which Sig has a family reunion.</p>
<p>Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic. Dolph is Chase Noseworthy. The Maze Guardian is Edward Stokes.</p>
<p>Produced and edited by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.</p>
<p>Transcript: <a href="https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Learn more at <a href="https://noadventurespod.com" rel="nofollow">https://noadventurespod.com</a> or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.</p>
<p>Support us on <a href="https://patreon.com/ANAPod?utm_medium=unknown\&amp;utm_source=join_link\&amp;utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator\&amp;utm_content=copyLink" rel="nofollow">Patreon</a> or <a href="https://ko-fi.com/anapod" rel="nofollow">Kofi</a>!</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>SPECIAL Mazed and Confused</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>Presenting: My First Dungeon - Sweet Revenge</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>01:52:56</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>This week's feed drop features friend of the show: My First Dungeon!</p>
<p><strong>Perils &amp; Princesses | Ep. 1 - The Dark &amp; Scary Places</strong></p>
<p><em>Four Princesses rush to the aid of a friend, but things seem darker than ever before…</em></p>
<p>This season of My First Dungeon is sponsored by Tabletop Bookshelf. </p>
<p>CAST: </p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/abby_hep/" rel="nofollow">Abby Hepworth</a> as Geraldine of Glittering Thicket</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/https://www.instagram.com/symphony.entertainment.ga/" rel="nofollow">Bridgett Jeffries</a> as Winnifred “Winnie” of Golden Falls</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/danielle_radford/" rel="nofollow">Danielle Radford</a> as Maid Adelaide of Midnight Meadows</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/shenuque/" rel="nofollow">Shenuque Tissera</a> as Ameera of Equine Hollows t</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/bflare42/" rel="nofollow">Brian Flaherty</a> as The Storyteller</p>
<p><a href="https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/perils-princesses-a-fairy-tale-adventure-rpg" rel="nofollow">Buy Perils &amp;amp; Princesses</a> or <a href="https://tabletopbookshelf.com/products/sweet-revenge?_pos=1&amp;_psq=sweet+revenge&amp;_ss=e&amp;_v=1.0" rel="nofollow">Sweet Revenge</a> and use code PERIL15 to get 15% off your order at <a href="http://tabletopbookshelf.com/" rel="nofollow">tabletopbookshelf.com</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/ManySidedMedia" rel="nofollow">Join our Patreon</a> to get access to bonus actual plays, cast talkbacks, original games, and more!</p>
<p><a href="https://manysidednewsletter.substack.com/" rel="nofollow">Subscribe to The Many Sided Newsletter</a> for TTRPG articles and gaming news. </p>
<p>CREDITS:</p>
<p>Produced by <a href="https://x.com/morebluebs" rel="nofollow">Elliot Davis</a></p>
<p>Editing and Sound Design by <a href="https://twitter.com/mrbrianflaherty" rel="nofollow">Brian Flaherty</a></p>
<p>Theme Song by <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ZNyRDoM6JnxoB0oAWataL?si=s7IJDHiiTXmJO7W-SER4Ig" rel="nofollow">BE/HOLD</a></p>
<p>Produced by <a href="https://www.manysidedmedia.com/" rel="nofollow">Many Sided Media</a></p>]]></description>
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