Artificial Intelligence

Grieving Prosucktively (w/ Winston Hodges)

Mon, 24 May 2021 21:45:00 -0000

Hold on to your seats ladies and gentleman, this week we’ve got a Dead Mom vs. Dead Dad showdown!

Winston Hodges joins us to discuss comedy, imposter syndrome, dead parents, alive parents, how much time your alive parents have left before they’re dead parents—and also the possibility of a new frosty flavor at Wendy’s.

Fingers crossed the next time Mary decides to LARP it goes a little bit better.

Grieve w/ Winston: IG/TikTok @winstonhcomedy winstonhodges.com/

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Do You Care About Easter? Pt. 2 (W/ Austin Kloch)

Mon, 10 May 2021 20:50:31 -0000

I now pronounce you Mr. and Mr. Chris Christie <3

Mary’s back to share her thoughts on Heaven, Hell, and the eternal waiting room chock full of unbaptized babies.

Together we devise a plan to take down Armie Hammer, the GOP, and Kate Gosselin through two sacred institutions—marriage and improv.

Is God real? Do our lives have meaning? Does anyone cool in the Richmond area need a roommate? Please email us with your answers.

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Do You Care About Easter? Pt. 1 (W/ Austin Kloch)

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 18:52:00 -0000

And on the third day, he did it to ‘em.

In this episode Austin and Tina put the pee in Teepee, swallow credit cards, and debate the existence of God—all while Mary was off celebrating a beautiful Easter Sunday with her family.

Bonus trivia: who said this quote? “None of this is because you’re gay, it’s because you’re a slut”

A. God banishing people to Hell for all eternity OR B. Austin’s mom circa 2012

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The People v. Neil Patrick Harris

Mon, 12 Apr 2021 19:00:00 -0000

We want to be autodidacts but refuse to teach ourselves how.

In this episode the girls discuss the rise and fall of Mary’s Irish step dancing career, hot Jesus, hot yoga, and Neil Patrick Harris’ crimes against humanity. We also criticize teens for oversharing on the internet while simultaneously over sharing on this podcast. Enjoy!

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I Rupert, Therefore I Am (w/ Ella Bresson)

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 19:00:00 -0000

What is a vision board, if not a to-do list persevering?

In this episode the girls and Ella Bresson manifest their dream lives and rate the area’s best spicy chicken sandwiches. Let us know if you like our alter egos better than us.

Our notes apps? Recapped. The glass ceiling? Shattered. Turkey? Flatbread.

Ella’s different personas: IG/TikTok: @turkeyflatbread Twitch: ruppdaddyflatbread Soundcloud: ruppdaddy

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Dua Lipa, Why Are You in the Air? (w/ Chicki Parm)

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 18:02:19 -0000

Go girl, give us nothing!

The girls are joined by the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, spectacular drag queen Chicki Parm. Covered topics include drag shows, stage fright, winning over a crowd, sext etiquette, and most importantly— Dua Lipa and her airborne antics.

Find Chicki at: @ChickiParm (IG & Twitter) Stream "Charcuterie Board" on all platforms

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Sisyphus's Jade Roller

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 16:59:04 -0000

What's in your experience machine?

Mary & Tina reflect on the inherent shame of being podcasters, the hedonic Peloton®, and the mystique of Morgan Spurlock.

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Valentine's Day Special (w/ Resident Boyfriend Dom)

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 00:37:33 -0000

The girls are joined by Tina's life-boyfriend, Dom, to answer your burning love questions and pontificate their thoughts on romance. This VDay variety show extravaganza is guaranteed to cure your loneliness.

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Music Credits:

"Scott Buckley - Childhood" is under a Creative Commons license (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://youtu.be/cmXrHQENZ6A

Music by: VoidEnix Song Name: Eclipse Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/MrDinko

If you made it this far- hey :)

Seal Team 6th Harmony (w/ El Tucker)

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 23:34:36 -0000

To all the girls I’ve ghosted before... The girls discuss apologies, being built Ford tough, and the Minecraft to alt-right pipeline with special guest El Tucker.

Cyberbully El: IG- @elektrokutie twitch.tv/elektrocutie Play El's game- ruthie.itch.io/off-the-ringer

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TL;DR: Dead Moms Can Be Mentioned

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 18:47:26 -0000

Does your Roomba® deserve rights?

The girls discuss Sophia the robot, the curse of big knockers, and Mary's late mother.

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