All My Fantasy Children

Audio Drama. Celeste Silverna VIII: The Sea of Sorrow

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 20:13:22 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Join us for the latest installment of our audio drama series, Celeste Silverna and the End of the Leylines!

Chugachugachugachuga

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206. The Stone Game: Capturing Magic

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 17:19:34 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, inspired by the prompt "The Stone Game", we create... The Stone Game! Starting from scratch we will build Fantasy's most popular game, from rules to mechanics, lets make a game!

For Hurin the Tall.

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205. The Undersea: Fantasy's Subway

Sun, 15 Feb 2026 22:26:13 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Is there public transportation in Fantasy? Hm. Well, we have trains, trollies, ships... what are we missing? Join us as we take the prompt: "The sandwich shop at the subway stop" to create The Undersea, the best and most magical way to travel from Geode to Iron Hill!

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204. Hop: A Totally Safe New Potion

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 15:35:13 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Have you ever had a potion so safe and totally awesome that you had to make an episode about it? Well we have! Lets learn all about the cool new soft drink that's taking the underworld by storm, Hop! Oh all it does it make you really cool and likeable don't worry! Enjoy!

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203. Other: The Puppeteer of Knights

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 16:30:02 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! The Knights of Dragon are a legend in Fantasy. Lumina's loyal knights who fought for Dragon in The Battle of Iron Hill. But were they? Who were they really? Let us learn the tale of another Knight of Dragon, this time, Other.

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The AMFC Lore Refresher Spectacular

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 14:50:56 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

That's right. We have done it. in a little over a half hour we have condensed the most important lore details about the world of AMFC into one piece of audio! We feel confident that with this nerdy info in hand, you can feel comfortable to jump in and enjoy AMFC at your leisure! <3

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202. The Sanguine Moon: Vampires in Fantasy (feat. Dillin Apelyan)

Mon, 26 May 2025 14:25:54 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we are joined by the incredible Dillin Apelyan (mirror your pronouns) to finally decide what the heck vampires are in the world of All My Fantasy Children! Dare to make a pact with the Jilted Lover? Why not, childe of the stars? Do you fear the Sanguine Moon?

Link to everything Dillin! https://superdillin.carrd.co/

This episode was mixed and edited by Rob Abrazado.

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201. The Walden: Can "The Ultimate Fantasy Character Creator" Create... A Boat?

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 16:18:41 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we will be using Jeff Stormer, yes THE Jeff Stormer's book, The Ultimate Fantasy Character Creator: From Origin Story to Character Voice, Everything You Need to Develop Original Fantasy Characters to create... a boat?

This episode was mixed and edited by Rob Abrazado

Grab a copy of The Ultimate Fantasy Character Creator: From Origin Story to Character Voice, Everything You Need to Develop Original Fantasy Characters at Simonandshuster.com

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200. The Untold Story of Ross Brighttower

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 15:34:09 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to Episode 200! Join Jeff and Aaron for a very special episode, as they create the greatest hero in Fantasy's history. For Sean.

This episode was mixed and edited by Rob Abrazado.

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199. Mr. Buddy Barkles: Compass Stone

Sat, 14 Dec 2024 14:36:43 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! In this episode, join us as we create the ore refining city of Smeltings and learn of the local hero, Mr. Buddy Barkles! Compass Stone, for when you need to find your way.

This episode was mixed and edited by Rob Abrazado.

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198. All My Spooky Children: Soot and Ash

Sat, 26 Oct 2024 12:10:44 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! It is nearly time for Halloween, Dear Junior Wizard! Do you feel that horrifying chill in the air? Do you hear the crunch of leaves beneath your feet? Yes, that can only mean it is time for another installment of All My Spooky Children! Join us as we craft the myth of Soot, Ash, and the town of Sidestream. We promise nothing goes wrong.

EdiThis episode was mixed and edited by Rob Abrazado.

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Returning to Fantasy: Celebrating 8 Years of All My Fantasy Children

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 17:58:58 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! AMFC has returned for our 8 year anniversary! Join Jeff and Aaron as they welcome listeners olde and new back to the magical world of All My Fantasy Children!

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Audio Extra Compilation: Demons, Nightmares, and Arcana

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 01:52:52 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! At the conclusion of every episode of AMFC after 112, there have been audio extras beyond the closing credits. They vary from silly to spooky, and some are even full of lore to further flesh out our favorite villain, Demons.

Enjoy this compilation of every audio extra that features Demons, The Nightmare Space, and The Arcana!

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197. Vault Victrim: Temperance

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 18:43:35 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have selected the prompt "Vampire Lake, teach me everything I need to know." Together, they will discover more about Fantasy's most evil beings, The Major Arcana.

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196. The Ice Cap Mountains: Frost Wailer

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 17:36:59 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron discover a new area within Moon Crescent called The Ice Cap Mountains. The best place to get a cup of hot cocoa? Yes, and nothing more.

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195. The Hut in the Woods (Featuring LaTia Jacquise)

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 16:04:21 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we are joined by the incredible LaTia Jacquise to craft a tale of a single hut in the woods. Inspired by the prompt: "The answer is not a hut in the woods." we will discover the history of this hut and the mysterious sole occupant!

Just a simple happy tale. Nothing too complex. Nope.

Find LaTia's Website Below! https://latiajacquise.com/

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194. Divinity's Downfall: From the Stars to The Leylines

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 15:39:03 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! The Constellations of Fantasy's night sky are filled with beings blessed with a form of divinity. But who comes to return these constellations home? Let us discuss Divinity's Downfall.

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193. The Envoy from The Forest of Suffering

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 15:08:25 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Join us as we create and discover a completely new locale from the prompt "The envoy from The Forest of Suffering". For ages, we have gazed beyond the horizon and seen its borders. You don't have to go to the island, Junior Wizard.

(Listen past the closing credits for a history refresher!)

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192. The Sword of the Ruler: A Story About Softball

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 14:06:26 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Games are an important part of Fantasy culture, and Softball is no exception. But what is Softball in Fantasy? Eras in Fantasy sports are defined by the state of the world at that moment in time. Let us discover the "Ruler Era".

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191. Tall Geese: Heralds of Seasons

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 18:15:38 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we play a game of Exquisite Biome by Caro Asercion to learn about one of Fantasy's most majestic creatures, Tall Geese! Honk.

Find Exquisite Biome here: https://seaexcursion.itch.io/exquisite-biome

ANNOUNCEMENT: All My Fantasy Children is On Patreon

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 22:41:59 -0000

Episode Notes

A quick announcement for you, Junior Wizards: AMFC is on (or back on) Patreon!

Link: https://www.patreon.com/allmyfantasychildren

We're hoping to use the Patreon as a way to pay ourselves for producing the show, pay editors to help us get episodes out the door quicker, and ultimately, support weird new ways of making art within the world of AMFC, including Actual Plays, more ARG-style games, and more.

Backers get access to new ways of contributing to episodes, including polls, an ongoing list of listener-submitted questions, and more.

We hope you'll consider supporting the show!

AMFC's 7th Birthday Q&A Spectacular

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 18:50:41 -0000

Episode Notes

That's right, Jr. Wizards, All My Fantasy Children turns 7 years old! Therefore, it is time for our annual Q&A spectacular!

190. The Philosopher's Bonfire: An Elemental of Change

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 19:13:30 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron sit down for a game of Let the Fire Sooth by Vega to tell the story of a Demonologist and their hunt for a Demon of destruction. Find Let the Fire Sooth at https://crtgirl.itch.io/letthefiresoothe

Change. Symmetry. Order.

Moonshot Podcast Network https://moonshotpods.com/

189. Spider Druids: A Choice

Sun, 14 May 2023 12:58:02 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, join us as we create our spin on a TTRPG class! Druids of Fantasy, as we established in the Primrose episode, draw their power from celestial bodies. What were to happen if they attempted to wield something... even grander?

Let us talk about space, shall we?

SPECIAL EPISODE: Mirrored Ember: The City on the Moon (Feat. Juliet, Jacqueline, and Audrey)

Mon, 08 May 2023 12:45:58 -0000

Episode Notes

In which one chapter ends, and a whole new adventure begins. It's time to go to the moon.

LAMPLIGHTER'S FESTIVAL: https://iraprince.itch.io/lamplighters-festival

THE CITY OF MIRRORED EMBER: https://64.media.tumblr.com/f6995337ee534fe11bbc748ff688ea03/9635f4a87a312bd0-ed/s1280x1920/6a3f176cfefb260ac6cdce9695ded5c2d738fadf.png

I'LL BE POD FOR CASTMAS: https://moonshotpods.com/ill-be-pod-for-castmas/

FOLLOW JULIET ON COHOST: https://cohost.org/folly

DEAD TEEN HOUSE PARTY: https://moonshotpods.com/dead-teen-house-party/

FOLLOW JACQUELINE ON TUMBLR: https://swampert.tumblr.com/

ALONE AT THE TABLE: https://moonshotpods.com/alone-at-the-table/

FOLLOW AUDREY ON TUMBLR: https://ladytabletop.tumblr.com/

Audio Drama: Swiftwind Arrives at the Beam of Light...

Thu, 04 May 2023 17:21:22 -0000

Episode Notes

... but were they fast enough?

The following music was used for this media project: Music: Delicate Fantasia [Full version] by MusicLFiles Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/10423-delicate-fantasia-full-version License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Audio Drama: Snapshots of Lost Mail Across Fantasy

Mon, 01 May 2023 14:02:26 -0000

Episode Notes

In which mysterious letters are sent all across Fantasy, and yet one relentless mail carrier simply cannot seem to get their hands on one.

CW: Reversed Speech (brief, 2:41-2:43)

Audio Drama: The Waters of Time: Memories of Nymphaea Lacus & Arthur

Sat, 29 Apr 2023 14:54:21 -0000

Episode Notes

CW: Memory Loss, Memory Erasure

ARGMyFantasyChildren

Audio Drama: A Letter From Nymphaea Lacus to Lumina Dawnspear

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 02:49:49 -0000

Episode Notes

CW: Memory Loss, Memory Erasure, Reversed Speech

188. Swordbreaker: Lying in Wait

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 23:33:03 -0000

Episode Notes

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, join us as we tell the tale of a cute lil robot just looking for their passion. Just a friendly robo-pal on the path to fulfilling their dream... of throwing hands with the most powerful beings in Fantasy. Let's create an Ironworker!

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187. The Curse of Periwinkle Puzzlepaws

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 21:26:11 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, we craft the story of famed kid detective, Periwinkle Puzzlepaws! Oh don't they just sound so cute? I bet you can't wait! They're just so charming! Lil scamp!

186. Rana Jubilee: The Green Knight

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 17:25:37 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, Jeff and Aaron go back to our roots and create a character! The 17 Knights of Dragon have been a staple of our lore for years on AMFC, but so many of their stories are still unknown. We believe it is time to change all that.

185. Yacht Chudley: 60 Time Mayor

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 21:35:51 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Ever since Episode 0, Mayors in the world of Fantasy have held a special place in our heart. Lets dive into the mayor process in certain towns and introduce a character who may have cracked the code on this whole Mayor thing.

184. All My Spooky Children: The Enigma of Pumpkin's Eye Pininsula

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 17:30:24 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

It is that time of year again, listeners! We may be a little late to the party, but it is indeed time to get spooky once more. Join us as we create Pumpkin's Eye, a land plagued with the horrors of Scarecrows and greed.

183. Cran River: Bogs and Beacons

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 14:55:19 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, a new region is born! Welcome to Cran River, a region of pine carved by a massive crimson-colored river filled with cranberries. Join us as we learn why these cranberries are so special, besides being delicious, and why folks answer their call!

182. The Gem River: Wind and Thieves (Featuring Caro Asercion)

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 19:33:09 -0000

Exquisite Biome by Caro Asercion

https://seaexcursion.itch.io/exquisite-biome

Follow Caro on Twitter @SeaExcursion

AMFC's 6th Birthday Q&A Spectacular

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 13:35:07 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizard! It is that time, friends. Samuel Gourd and the podcast turns 6 years old, so what better way to celebrate than answering the questions of our listeners! Thank you for listening to our little-podcast-that-could, we would not be here without you, and here is to another 6 years of AMFC!

181. Lophelia Reef: Terrarium Deity (Featuring Taylor LaBresh)

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 18:57:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week are joined by Taylor LaBresh to create the story of a local Geode deity! What makes a deity in a terrarium-like environment? Let us find out!

180. The Pillar of Folly: Pondering the Orb (Featuring Jay Dragon)

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 19:11:54 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we welcome the legendary game designer Jay Dragon to All My Fantasy Children! Listen as we create the legend of The Pillar of Folly, a spire within the sea that holds a grand secret. But what about the Orb? Yes, what about it? Can it be pondered!? Listen and find out!

179. Ethereal Shards: Careless Whisper

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 18:09:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we are inspired by the prompt "Prompt: the whispered secrets have never been told, because few who hear can remember them long enough to do so" to create a BIG world detail! Ethereal Shards. Crystallized fragments containing the thoughts of being who created our universe. To hear them all would tell the grand narrative of the cosmos. But if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

178. Hoot Honk & Duck: More Fantasy Soft Drinks

Thu, 12 May 2022 16:00:13 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we dive head first into a time-honored tradition on AMFC, creating ridiculous soft drinks! Hoot Honk & Duck, it's Owl Time.

177. Haxatar Obliterus: God of Adventure

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 20:01:35 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! In the world of Fantasy, "Gods were real once" is a phrase we use often. However, we have yet to meet a being that the denizens of Fantasy would see as a god... Well that changes today, Jr Wizard. Today, we ride with Haxatar!

176. The Duelist Moon: When Gods Do Battle

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 21:06:53 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! For years we have discussed The Moon of Fantasy. But what is a Moon in our universe? Just how many are there? Let's talk about The Moon, shall we?

Audio Drama: Celeste Silverna VII. Flying

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 19:22:52 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we continue the story of Celeste Silverna... with a little change in perspective. Episode Art by @Gigidrawz

175. Gramps the Clock: Keepsake Day

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 19:19:19 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, it is time to create another Mascot! This time... time... we will be creating the Iron Hill icon known as Gramps the Clock! Prompt: kingandcommoner: The gift-giving mascot

174. Maps of Fantasy: The World's Breath

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 18:35:32 -0000

Map Tile of Newkirk Region

https://aaroncatanosaez.itch.io/map-tiles-of-fantasy-newkirk-shadow-trolley

Audio Drama: Celeste Silverna VI. Pride

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 19:30:57 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we continue the tale of Celeste Silverna and the End of The Leylines! Celeste continues her ride on The Shadow Trolley. She is visited. She understands.

173. Pinewood Road: Smoke and Spellcrafting

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 14:30:20 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we dive deep into the spells and magic of the world of Fantasy. We will learn about the BBQ of Pinewood Road, and so much more about just how spells are crafted in our world!

172. All My Spooky Children VI: Symphony Night

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 17:09:28 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, to celebrate our 6th Halloween Spectacular, we decided to create some spooky holidays and traditions of our own! Welcome to Bavrish! We hope you find your dancing partner to be in good spirits...

171. Ruin: A Land of Light and Shadow

Sat, 23 Oct 2021 12:45:41 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week we are delving into a particular region of Fantasy we know far too little about. Which region? Why that would be the land of Ruin, the continent once scarred by an ancient evil, but what of it now? What is the ecosystem like? Who dwells there? Let's world-build!

170. Pumpkins: The Joyous Orb

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 16:04:25 -0000

Content Warning: Candid discussion of divorce and its impact on families and children.

169. Zal Lonesomeroad: Wizard Vans

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 16:25:40 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we create one of the most important lore details in the history of AMFC... what is a wizard van in Fantasy? Lets meet Zal Lonesomeroad and get to the history behind the greatest idea we have ever had.

AMFC's 5th Birthday Q&A Spectacular

Sat, 24 Jul 2021 13:46:50 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week we celebrate Samuel Gourd's 5th birthday with a Q&A Spectacular! We have been creating AMFC for 5 years, and we want to celebrate by answering the burning questions you all have for us!

168. Goblins: Heist (Featuring Viditya Voleti)

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 16:58:41 -0000

Viditya Voleti's links!

Twitter

@vidityavoleti

Itch.io

vidityavoleti.itch.io

A Land Once Magic

https://vidityavoleti.itch.io/a-land-once-magic

New Vistas, New Stories: The Moths of Haven Moor

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 17:00:09 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we continue our New Vistas, New Stories series to welcome new and old listeners of AMFC! Join us as we build the new region of The Haven Moor, a land where a curious creature dwells, and a culture of Dwarves bask in their glow.

The Celeste Silverna Compilation: I-V

Sun, 23 May 2021 20:57:01 -0000

Episode Art by @gigidrawz

Be sure to follow them on Twitter and Instagram!

New Vistas, New Stories: The Mockingbird Festival

Thu, 20 May 2021 14:48:49 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This episode begins our new series of stories and tales that hope to welcome new listeners of AMFC, and for old listeners, show them new parts of the world we've been building over the years! The Mockingbird Festival of Whisperbeak. The Elves known as The Melody. Lets create an entirely new region, an entirely new culture, and of COURSE, and entirely new festival!

167. IX and XIII: The Joining Road

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 17:16:45 -0000

Session Zero
https://meghanlynnftw.itch.io/session-zero

All My Fantasy Skyjacks 2: Black Pebble Beach

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 16:29:30 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we continue our Campaign: Skyjacks/AMFC Combo attack and create a brand new locale and culture in the world of Spéir!

All My Fantasy Skyjacks 1: Spéir Selkies

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 17:10:50 -0000

Campaign: Skyjacks

http://oneshotpodcast.com/actual-play/campaign/skyjacks/

166. Hilt: Denying the Sword (Featuring Sara Alfageeh)

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 15:55:51 -0000

Follow Sara!

@SaraAlfageeh

Find out more about Multiverse!

Twitter: @play_multiverse

Website: https://multiverse.com/

Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/playmultiverse

165. Adagio Plainsong: The Eternal White Whale

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 15:19:22 -0000

Session Zero by Meghan Cross

https://meghanlynnftw.itch.io/session-zero

164. Plant with Hands

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 18:51:49 -0000

Have You Heard About The Beast? Kickstarter

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iammattsanders/have-you-heard-about-the-beast-and-we-sail-beyond

163. Communion Bells: Orkus Reapers

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 18:55:58 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, lets take a second to talk about long-range communication in Fantasy. How do people communicate over great distances? Let's talk about Communion Bells! Then, we dive deep into the undersea world of Orkus and see how the Orks of Fantasy use their Communion Bells for a slightly different purpose...

Audio Drama: Celeste Silverna V. Winds of Change

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 19:38:41 -0000

Episode Art by @gigidrawz

Be sure to follow them on Twitter and Instagram!

162. Bal and Wisteria: The Outpost of Penumbra

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 13:37:45 -0000

Outpost by Gordie Murphy

https://gmurphy.itch.io/outpost

161. Horace Teldavere: The New Shadow Broker

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:47:55 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, lets visit the charming and humble Cider Creek Delivery Service, a company that helps distribute mail all over the wonderful city of Moon Crescent! There is no way that Horace Teldavere, the person in charge, could ever be involved in the information game being played by the Great Houses of the city. No, that would be so unlikely as its just a small and charming delivery service. Enjoy!

160. Cradlecatch the Untrod (Featuring Patrick Rothfuss)

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 21:18:07 -0000

Support the Worldbuilders amazing charity fundraiser!

https://fundraise.worldbuilders.org/campaign/worldbuilders-2020-s2lf2/c307380

159. All My Spooky Children V: Found-On-Lost

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 15:31:41 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, it is that time of year again! It is time for All My Spooky Children! This year, join our Senior Wizards as they craft the story of Lost-On-Found, the mysterious fog of the sea! When you fade away on the sea, The Dutchess calls to you. But what does she call you away from? Additional music provided by Grelliam, who can be found on Twitter @gildedcabaret

158. Cinderpine: The Tree of Self-Determination

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 20:49:34 -0000

Spindlewheel KS

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/teacabbage/spindlewheel

157. Zane Femur: The Cool Skeleton for Gamers (w/Riley Hopkins)

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 19:40:30 -0000

Spindlewheel Kickstarter:
bit.ly/spindlestarter

Follow Riley on Twitter:
@RevRyeBread

156. Altheria Quicksilver: The Page and their Jack

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 15:02:24 -0000

Art by Madeline Hale

https://twitter.com/Ismarus_art/status/1310634752924413953

155. The County Fairs of Truth

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 14:37:26 -0000

Apotheosis

https://gmurphy.itch.io/apotheosis

154. Bert Featherwell: The Axe of Fire

Sun, 13 Sep 2020 20:38:34 -0000

Session Zero
https://meghanlynnftw.itch.io/session-zero

153. The Society Arcana: Demonology

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 19:51:47 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, let's take some time to talk about Demons in Fantasy. Join as we decide what lies within The Nightmare Space, what defines a "Demon", and what it means to become one.

152. Windburg Kensington: Yellow Bug

Sat, 15 Aug 2020 03:50:19 -0000

Content Warning: Insects Descriptions.

Odd Jobs: An Oracle of Undertaking by Abe Mendes

https://abemendes.itch.io/oddjobs

151. Biff Boffo: Three-ring Circus of Misery

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 14:47:03 -0000

Happy Clown Day!

150. Moon Crescent's Origins: Moonfall

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 18:29:46 -0000

Session Zero by Meghan Cross

https://meghanlynnftw.itch.io/session-zero

History Lesson: The Age of The Five-Jeweled Crown

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 22:08:17 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Ever want a complete summary of the events that surround The Five-Jeweled Crown? Us too! We want you to have a quick, concise, and condensed version of this history-packed era in Fantasy's history, so enjoy!

149. Lady Violet Strongwood: Sending

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 13:32:54 -0000

Follow Alex Flanigan on Twitter

@coff33detective

A Horror Borealis

http://oneshotpodcast.com/actual-play/a-horror-borealis/

Cryptid Keeper

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-cryptid-keeper/id1210508270

Alex on Party of One Podcsat

https://poddtoppen.se/podcast/1055535537/party-of-one-podcast/203-in-the-air-tonight-with-alex-flanigan

https://www.partyofonepodcast.com/2020/05/28/235-the-angelical-life-with-alex-flanigan/

AMFC's 4th Birthday Q&A Spectacular

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 15:04:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Jeff and Aaron have been telling stories and creating Fantasy for 4 years if you can believe it. Why, it almost seems like yesterday that Samuel Gourd exploded onto the tabletop scene. If you're reading this because of the comments made during the episode about people never reading the episode summary, then this sentence is for you. Yeah, this is Aaron, and he is calling you out! Do you usually read the episode summary? If you say yes, I both love you and don't believe you. If you say no, well, I totally understand, I really do. Do I care? Absolutely not. I'm fine. I'm fine. Enjoy the episode.

148. Cha Cha Kenicke: Greased Lightning

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 15:48:31 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we continue the beloved AMFC tradition of creating a potion, deciding how it works, and discovering how big business ruins everything! Remember the musical "Sludge"? Wasn't it wonderful? What if you could relive all that magic all over again? Well now you can!

147. Runara Sandbar: The Bastion

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 16:54:29 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron play "Union" by Ben Robbins to tell the story of 3 generations of heroes! Runara Sandbar's family has been protecting The Coastal Rift from elemental forces for centuries. Let's find out how the legendary armor known as The Bastion was passed down to her. Union by Ben Robbins http://www.lamemage.com/union/

146. Goosana Oozevelt: Chaos Elemental

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 21:27:46 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron take a prompt from our Discord server and create an entirely new form of life within Fantasy! Chaos Elementals. The essence of every hero that has ever lived. Do they stand and fight for the denizens of Fantasy?

Fantasy World Tour: Moon Crescent

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 16:52:31 -0000

Be a voice for change. Support the Black Lives Matter movement in every way you can.

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

145. Tux Raspberry: Where The Magic Happens (Feat. Banana Chan)

Tue, 26 May 2020 14:12:53 -0000

Banana Chan @bananachangames

https://www.gameandacurry.com/

Battle of the Boybands

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gameandacurry/battle-of-the-boybands?ref=project_link

144. The Bridge to Nowhere: Buckle Up

Tue, 19 May 2020 18:30:27 -0000

In this episode, we dive head first into AMFC's lore!

To refresh yourself, we recommend the following episodes.

76. Hank & Hawk Moorewind: Piercing the Veil

https://allmyfantasychildren.simplecast.com/episodes/f410a6f8

94. Fantacore: Chain of Memories
https://allmyfantasychildren.simplecast.com/episodes/5a67e1cf

95. Cornst: Pure Juice

https://allmyfantasychildren.simplecast.com/episodes/56825b11

141. Lumina Dawnspear: Beyond Belief

https://allmyfantasychildren.simplecast.com/episodes/141-lumina-dawnspear-beyond-belief

143. Shuckles: The Quest Otter

Fri, 08 May 2020 14:44:33 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron discover how the concept of "quests" exist in Fantasy. Are quests given by the local barkeep? A passing stranger? Or are they given by an otter in a boater hat? Let us find out.

142. Bert Camoo: Office Hours

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 18:33:45 -0000

137 Questions for Character Creation. A Resource for the Rest of Us

https://sublimemarch.itch.io/137-questions-for-character-creation-a-resource-for-the-rest-of-us

141. Lumina Dawnspear: Beyond Belief

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 15:13:54 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, it is time to learn about the history of our most mysterious region, Dragon. Take the hand of The Flarestar and walk into the past to see how this fantastical region came to be!

140. Marqueth: Mama Mysteria

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 14:00:15 -0000

Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, we uncover the events that transpired during the "worst birthday ever" and meet the mother of one of our favorite heroes!

139. Elysia Wanderweb: Loremaster

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 19:11:47 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron create a new character class! Have you ever wanted to learn everything about monsters and become not only their ally, but their protector? We'd say you'd make a wonderful Loremaster!

138. Standy Pico: Hand-me-downs

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 17:29:43 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we begin by creating Fantasy's tradition of placing scarecrows in farmland! From there, we meet a hero who is absolutely outstanding in his field.

Audio Drama: Celeste Silverna IV. Shaping

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 18:36:36 -0000

Episode Art by @gigidrawz

Be sure to follow them on Twitter and Instagram!

137. Grimblewood: Ghost Trees and Spite (Featuring Riley Rethal)

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 18:58:33 -0000

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/5527230/venture-and-dungeon

136. The Startender: Stories in the Sky

Thu, 13 Feb 2020 16:48:37 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron discover the source of Constellations in Fantasy, The Startender.

135. Paradox: The City That Waits

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 16:17:09 -0000

https://seaexcursion.itch.io/street-magic

Track the Kickstarter! (Upcoming)

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/caro-asercion/im-sorry-did-you-say-street-magic-a-citybuilding-storygame

134. Banana Man: Nightmare Hunter

Mon, 27 Jan 2020 17:50:01 -0000

Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron create a Mascot. Thornbottom Cove. The Banana Man. Dadz Bar and Grill. Lets create a legend.

133. The Nightmare Space

Sat, 18 Jan 2020 18:40:56 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, lets build a whole new region of Fantasy! On second thought, region may not be too accurate.

132. Lavender Gleam: The Greater Tapestry

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 17:33:52 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we are all about crystals. What magical powers do they have in the world of Fantasy, and who are those who wield their light?

131. Bernard Thimblethorn: The Joy of Theatre

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 17:38:41 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we welcome you to the world of musical theatre in Fantasy! We talk CATS 2019, and that inspiration helps us create Bernard Thimblethorn, playwright extraordinaire!

130. Shia LeBuff: Down with the Klown

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 19:35:27 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we ride our unicycle straight into The Circus of Misery! Meet Shia LeBuff, the strongperson of the great CoM, and find out how he became down with the Klown!

129. Risque: A New Sheriff In Town

Mon, 16 Dec 2019 16:25:32 -0000

Wish Background Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

128. Chestnut Waffles: The Duo

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 17:34:01 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, The Dark Magickal Blizzard has returned! Join Aaron as he creates a fantasy character with the help of some incredible Jr Wizards in Discordia!

127. The Dutchess Cressida Plumtree: The Weigh Station (Feat. Tracy Barnett)

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 17:58:35 -0000

Welcome, Jr Wizards! This week, for the first time in AMFC history, we are joined by a guest! Please welcome the brilliant game designer and podcaster, Tracy Barnett! Oh and also we create a beautiful tale of a siren.

126. Commander Stonegraf: Burnout//Reboot

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 15:56:05 -0000

Welcome, Jr Wizards! This week, we discuss what it means to be a punk in a very specific fantasy culture. Commander Stonegraf and The Royal Gears are here, and they aren't leaving until you've taken a second for yourself.

125. Azelia Aurelius: The Bass

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 18:13:03 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we take a trip The Adventure Layer of Geode and see what lies beneath the surface. Meet Azelia Aurelius, an archaeologist who has stumbled upon something that will keep her moving for the rest of her days... and then some.

124. Steve Hoplever: Ghost Party

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 15:04:24 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week we take a look at the brewing culture of Iron Hill. Allow us to introduce you to the fixer, the dadliest dad inspired by a dad, the brewmaster himself, Steve Hoplever!

123. The Legend of The Whispergourds

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 14:48:59 -0000

AMFC Game Jam

https://itch.io/jam/prompt-all-my-fantasy-children-jam

122. All My Spooky Children IV: The Riptide of Shadow

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 16:24:54 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizard! This year, All My Spooky Children returns to the stars to tell the chilling tale of the Riptide of Shadow. Where do our shadows go at night, I wonder?

121. Jasper Slurp: Chasing Dr. Pib

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 13:59:44 -0000

Welcome, Jr Wizards! This week, we delve into the world of corporate potions. Meet Jasper Slurp, creator of a horrible product and a horrible dynasty.

120. Haradras: The Day of the Storm

Sat, 05 Oct 2019 16:11:15 -0000

Arcane Artifacts and Curious Curios

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07Y4NDYH1/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

119. Dahlia Reyes: The Flower Oracle

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 15:03:47 -0000

How to Weave a Human
https://maharhar.itch.io/how-to-weave-a-human

118. Pickles the Pickle: The Age of Heroes

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 15:23:15 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, our Senior Wizards unveil the history behind The Age of Heroes. The Mascot Wars. What a time to be alive.

117. Lestra and The Duke: LDR

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 15:24:04 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we hop a ride on The Shadow Trolley and catch the PM Line! What stations lie within the space between planes?

Audio Drama: Celeste Silverna III. The Stranger

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 17:20:58 -0000

Episode Art by @gigidrawz

Be sure to follow them on Twitter and Instagram!

116. Chris Crownleaf: A Dream of Autumn

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 16:22:26 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Autumn is a magical time of year that always comes and goes too quickly. What if it never ended?

115. Vista Fallencrest: Spinning a Yarn

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 17:08:42 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, join us as we tell the tale of The Fallen Crest of the Hidden City. The skies of Fantasy are full of wonders and mysteries, and those who are brave enough to traverse them, will surely find what they are searching for.

114. Marina Mulgrove: Beneath the Surface

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 15:00:06 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we float down the Hanger River and find ourselves at Fantasy's school for gifted Transmutation mages! Meet Marina Mulgrove, the proprietor of a shop that deals in material components, good music, and of course, no deans allowed.

113. Teen Sensation Ashley Fask: Star

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 15:10:25 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards This week, a legend is reborn! If your first word is "Star", expectations are high. What does life hold for those who burn brightly in the first chapter of their lives? Lets find out!

112. Dr Desmond Ace: The Sol Tree

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 15:00:20 -0000

Taylor's Riverhouse Games bundle sale!
https://itch.io/s/18299/the-2019-con-season-sale

111. Jerome Gullgazer: The Tumbling City

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 14:52:58 -0000

Lovecraftesque
https://blackarmada.com/lovecraftesque/

AMFC's 3rd Birthday Q&A

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 15:35:47 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Today we celebrate 3 years of All My Fantasy Children. Lets look back on the last incredible year and answer some listener questions!

Travel Guide. Tape 1: The Magnificent Forest

Tue, 16 Jul 2019 00:13:07 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizard! Always wanted to learn more about the forest that surrounds Purithra Guild? Well let this audio tour be your guide!

110. Night's Gasp: The House Always Wins

Thu, 11 Jul 2019 13:24:56 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! What does it mean to be a Rogue in the world of Fantasy? Is a rogue just a person who picks locks, disarms traps, and backstabs? What if a Rogue could become more if they simply took the time to Listen?

109. Sor Velfast: The Baseless Crest

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 16:39:44 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron play a game of "Ancient Stones" by Jessica Osborne. Together, they create a region known as The Baseless Crest, and tell the story of the lich that resides there. Sor Velfast returned to this world and dwells in a land unknown. Lets explore the terrain and uncover the mysteries a The Baseless Crest. Buy a copy of Ancient Stones https://littlecuppajo.itch.io/ancient-stones

Tales from a Senior Wizard: Water

Fri, 28 Jun 2019 16:51:01 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, our Senior Wizards have written some short stories for you that are set in the wonderful world of Fantasy! So kick back, relax, and let us carry you to a beautiful and optimistic fantasy world for 20min!

108. Selina Riverpass: The Wizard's Dozen

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 15:13:45 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! The Shatterpoint Fjords are a region of Fantasy where some of the most powerful Wizards alive call home. Selina Riverpass had a vision of bringing the joy of her culture to the world. This is her tale.

107. Jaft Thundercloud: Between the Ropes

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 13:52:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we explore the role of healer in Fantasy. Is it a divine gift? Rigorous training? Meet Jeft Thundercloud, healer of the broken artist. A legend in his craft. A hero to those who step into the ring.

106. Hank Grimtooth: Wyzzardd and Me

Fri, 31 May 2019 15:37:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! The story of Craig "Wyzzardd" Hasterburg is one that inspires disgust in us all. But just how did Craig become He Who Wiggles the Carrot? Well, every rising star needs a manager. Join us as we tell the tale of Hank Grimtooth.

105. Welcome to Particle: The Beach Side City at the End of the World

Fri, 24 May 2019 14:42:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, put on your walking boots and pack some sunscreen, because we're heading down the shore! What lies beyond The Baron's Pine? Join us as we craft a new city that lies on the edge of the world.

104. G/Razer and Other Strangeness

Fri, 17 May 2019 12:52:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week we return to the glory of "TMNT and Other Strangeness" to create a 90s style superpowered animal with attitude! "The animal chain of command goes Beaver, Mouse, Sparrow, Deer." G/Razer has arrived

103. Typhoor: Falling into Sync

Fri, 10 May 2019 13:58:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, join us as we conclude the tale of Typhoor and The Navigator's Blade! Can The Howling Wind of Barrimetris be restored? Will The Aegis ever be called to protect the city? Lets find out, shall we?

102. The Navigator's Blade Pt.1: The Fangs of Barometris

Fri, 03 May 2019 13:02:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have prepared something special for you... A legendary sword. A city in the clouds. A howling wind. This week, our Senior Wizards pass the creative baton to each other to build the foundation of a new story! Jeff forges a legendary weapon and city, and Aaron hammers out some lore details and sets up the tale of our character. We hope you enjoy!

101. The Long Hall of the Defeated: For Charlie

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 13:07:00 -0000

Welcome Junior Wizards, This week, Jeff and Aaron create a new region of Fantasy and discover the secret behind The Long Hall of the Defeated! What shapes a haunted castle? What is the secret of the town of Raven's Roost? Lets find out, shall we?

The Obelisk Of Lore, Part 2: Tia Matte and The Dark Future

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 11:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we conclude our Obelisk of Lore series with a re-telling of the tale of Tia Matte that fits into our current canon.

The Obelisk Of Lore, Part 1: The Story Of The Five-Jeweled Crown

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 15:26:00 -0000

Welcome Junior Wizards, After 100 episodes, inspired by a prompt from @ThousandHeads, Jeff and Aaron wanted to sit down and talk about the world of Fantasy and its major historical figures. The age of the Five Jeweled Crown shaped the wonderful world of modern Fantasy. Lets finalize some lore.

100. Patches and Gloriana Malone: Beaten Path

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 18:11:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Lets catch up with Fantasy's Dachshund Detective. Join us for Episode 100 as we play the wonderful game, Treehouse Dreams, to create the home of Patches Malone and her wife, Gloriana.

99.5 The Unauthorized Biography Of Callahan Whiskerman

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 18:09:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! The XVII Knights of Dragon Humans of legend that fell during The Battle of Iron Hill. But more than that, they were people with 17 unique lives. Lets create the story of number XII

99. Dartana Skysail: The Fall of Goldbeard The Older

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 18:05:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the help of a prompt from Aaron's actual Mother... Meet Dartana Skysail, the bard pirate who calmed the seas and dared to challenge a legend!

Audio Drama: Celeste Silverna II. Magenta

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 15:25:56 -0000

Episode Art by @gigidrawz

Be sure to follow them on Twitter and Instagram!

98. Pinny Mudbug: Running the Bases

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 15:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, join us as we create a sports legend! Pinny Mudbug, the greatest pro softball player that Fantasy has ever known. Hear the story of his life and career, and how it inspired generations of heroes.

97. Arcana Dimdae: Whispers of Order

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizard!

Fantasy's Necromancer. One who listens to the voices of the planet and gives them form. But what if the voice you heard was not of this realm? Arcana Dimdae heard these dark whispers and dared to answer.

96. The Night Shift: Elk Orchard

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Long ago, the world of Fantasy was plunged into perpetual night and became a cold and desperate place.

Join us as we tell the story of Elk Orchard. A town that was founded amidst the chaos and persevered.

95. Cornst: Pure Juice

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizard!

Corn soda. We discuss it often enough, so lets make our own!

Introducing Fantasy's favorite corn flavored soda, Cornst! Delicious? Maybe. Powerful? You betcha! Face your personal demons and join us for a sip!

94. Fantacore: Chain of Memories

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 18:11:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, prepare for a trip down memory lane as we return to The Veil to create Fantacore!

A Fey cannot leave the Veil... but what happens if they are ripped from it?

93. Catherine: The First Channeler

Fri, 01 Feb 2019 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, we have a busy schedule. We re-create the Barbarian character class for Fantasy AND tell the story of a Magical Girl!

Rose's Guide 3. Dwarves of Geode

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, our Senior Wizards present to you Chapter 3 of Rose's Guide, a primer to the world of Fantasy!

The Dwarves of Geode certainly are unique. Lets review everything we know about them so far, and make some decisions about a few things we do not yet...

92. Speaker: Unlocked Data

Fri, 18 Jan 2019 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, we continue the tale of Speaker with a prompt from @studentaffairsy

I was waiting for something. The details are murky at best. I know i was waiting. It was important. I keep waiting. Then, a bell rings and I remember.

91. Sandy Scrubs: Spaghetti Sorcerer

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, are you ready like sketti'?

Welcome into the world, Sandy Scrubs, a sorcerer with a passion for the culinary arts! What will his path be? Who will mentor him?

Let us find out.

90. Rails Tumbleweed: The Shadow Trolley

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, thanks to a prompt from Earthcube on our Discord, we meet Rails Tumbleweed!

If you're looking to travel the world unseen, no better method than the old Shadow Trolley.

Folks say it was once a marvel of magitech, but now? Well, lets just say you'll want to bring a weapon.

89. B♯: Many Feet on a Long, Withered Road

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 16:08:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

The 17 Knights of Dragon are legends in Fantasy for more than just their skill in battle.

"The Knight who sings"

88. Buford Flugelhorn: The Nicest Goshdarn Person In Mudtrap

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 17:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, meet Buford Flugelhorn, the nicest goddamned person in Mudtrap!

Mudtrap has been a been a quiet and quaint town for eons in Fantasy, but what is with the enormous cemetery?

Lets find out.

87. The Howdy Man

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 17:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizard!

Who is The Howdyman?

A cowboy. A vigilante. A Friend.

86. Worldbuilding: Public Transportation in Fantasy

Fri, 30 Nov 2018 17:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This episode is akin to our Road Trip episode in that Jeff and Aaron sit down to discuss the very important topic of public transportation in Fantasy.

Join our Senior Wizards as they pull from their own lives and experiences to go through each of the 5 cities and discuss how our Fantasy Children get around!

85. Scal Brexton: Adventure Hooks

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 15:05:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, thanks to a prompt from Princess Cimorene, Scal Brexton is born!

Join our Senior Wizards as they use their old pal Central Casting to craft the backstory of "A gentle grocer with a past. There are buried skeletons in those woods"

84. Alpine Switchback: Trailblazing

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, born of a prompt from DaMoonRulz

"Fantasy's number one trail guide"

Meet Alpine Switchback!

Hear the tale of how one Dwarf with a passion for exploration became the leading expert on the natural majesty of his world.

Go beyond, Junior Wizard.

83. All My Spooky Children III: The Bounding Hound

Fri, 02 Nov 2018 14:08:16 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Constellations. In Fantasy, the stars tell the tales of legendary heroes and beasts, their essence immortalized within the heavens.

A Druid can summon a constellation if it deems them worthy...

So begins the tale of The Bounding Hound.

82. Alundra Foxfire: The Mist of the Mirage

Sat, 27 Oct 2018 15:50:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Created with a prompt from our Patreon backer, MagicalGirlKyra...

"For ages the woman who runs the tiny store down the lane has bought and sold voices."

Alundra Foxfire rises from the mist!

What is your deepest desire? Let the Mist make it so, traveler.

81. Perry Bastion: The Root Hollow

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 15:24:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, Jeff and Aaron return to their roots!

With a prompt from Gelatinous Deer Slime, our Senior Wizards use Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition to create Perry Bastion!

What does it mean to be an eccentric fighter? What is your life like?

Well. It is pretty damn amazing. *bubble bubble*

80. Gourd Manor: Odds and Ends

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 15:30:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, Jeff and Aaron play a game of Treehouse Dreams to create a spooky haunted house! Take a tour of the horrifying home of the Gourds... if you dare!

79. Fern Dampsoil AKA The Mighty Florina Flytrap

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 17:38:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, thanks to a prompt from Drifter, our Senior Wizards weave the tale of Fern Dampsoil!

Fantasy Professional Wrestling. An art form that has inspired thousands of young heroes all over the world. Thanks to Slip Willis, the future looks bright.

Thanks to Fern Dampsoil, it looks even brighter.

Audio Drama: Celeste Silverna and The End of the Leylines

Sat, 29 Sep 2018 15:46:23 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, we dive into the Dark Future. How do we get there? By learning a bit more about Fantasy's history.

Meet Celeste Silverna, the youngest in a family that lives in a... unique region.

Enjoy!

78. Budmo Jiggler: Honk If You're Angry

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 14:12:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, we tell the tale of Budmo Jiggler and his hit TV show, "The Honk".

Over his long career, Budmo has made some lifelong friends.

But Budmo has also made some horrifying enemies...

77. Liberty Peridot: The Pasta Bowl

Fri, 14 Sep 2018 17:30:00 -0000

Welcome, Patreon Junior Wizards!

Meet Liberty Peridot, The Hero Princess, hailing from the mysterious city of Stuffed Shell.

Their fate was sealed at The Pasta Bowl, or was it?

76. Hank & Hawk Moorewind: Piercing the Veil

Fri, 24 Aug 2018 18:18:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to Season 3 of All My Fantasy Children!

This week, we welcome you to The Veil, a region of Fantasy shrouded in mystery.

What lies beyond The Veil? Do you dare to pierce it? Who will you be when you return?

AMFC's 2nd Birthday Q&A Spectacular

Fri, 17 Aug 2018 13:42:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

We are BACK!

Lets celebrate 2 years of All My Fantasy Children by answering the questions submitted by Jr Wizards like you!

What did you get Sam Gourd for his birthday?

75. Digi O'Neill: The Legend Of Krabford Buchanan

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 01:30:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, with a prompt from @Nitai_Dasa, Jeff and Aaron dive into what makes a great toy and what the cool teens are talking about in Fantasy!

Meet Digi O'Neil, a toy maker searching for her first hit product on the market!

Bet you didn't know what KB Toys stood for, did you?

74. Kresna Drex: The Pillars of Consciousness

Sat, 09 Jun 2018 07:08:00 -0000

Greetings Junior Wizards!

This week, we take Tess from RPG Casts' incredible prompt and BLAST OFF TO THE STARS:

"A renegade biologist steals a spaceship to discover new alien life-forms on their own."

On a planet called Pitstop, in the ruins of an alien temple, there hides the secret to a long-dead civilization... and the key to understanding the whole of the cosmos.

73. Fantasy Road Trip: Volume I

Wed, 30 May 2018 14:40:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, Senior Wizards talk nothing but world-building!

Landscapes, cultures, character classes, you name it! If you've ever wanted to know more about the world of Fantasy, let this be your guide!

72. Bural Smazoney: The Painted Mountain

Mon, 21 May 2018 13:38:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, join Aaron and Jeff for the tale of Bural Smazoney!

Paint that captures a memory can be yours at the great mountain, you just have to wait.

Rose's Guide 2: Elves of Moon Crescent

Sat, 12 May 2018 12:43:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, because of your glorious contribution, we are able to create another lore guide for listeners old and new!

This time, let us head back to Moon Crescent and discuss the themes, characters, and lore involving Fantasy's Elves!

Be sure to listen after the episode for a special Elven Myth!

71. Cirath: The Carrion King

Sat, 05 May 2018 15:36:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

"Senior Wizards, where to Monsters come from?"

"We will tell you when you're older."

"Senior Wizards, where do Demons come from?"

"We will tell you when you're older"

Junior Wizards, you are ready to understand the truth behind things that go bump in the night.

Meet Cirath, The Carrion King.

70. Tom "The Tongue" Thompson: I Studied The Blockchain

Sat, 28 Apr 2018 12:44:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Meet Tom, a Frog Beastperson with a love of digital currency and Fantasy Reddit.

Crypto is life, Junior Wizard.

Crypto is death.

69. Ginger Galangal: The Song of the Stars

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 13:34:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

She stood on the Alter of Stars and Sang. The Words that were Sung were True.

Ginger Galangal is Fantasy's only hope.

68. Quill Hail: The Frozen Talon

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 15:07:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

"Chart a new course! We dare not head toward The Sea of Tranquility. Legend tells of the Frozen Fang, a horror that protects those waters from pirate-folk like us. We have good reason to steer clear of that icy grave. They say her great talons know no mercy for those looking for plunder, and I believe it. What I want to know is, just how in the hell does such a monster like that come to be?"

67. Pascal Fathoms: On A Distant Shore

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 14:10:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, thanks to a prompt from @Mariellalynn, the tale of Pascal Fathoms can be told!

The tale of a carefree Elven prince who lives a life of leisure. Living his is passion. Living his passion. Living is endless. Living is endless. Living is

Rose's Guide 1: Introductions

Fri, 30 Mar 2018 12:58:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to Rose's Guide, a Patreon supported guide to the world of Fantasy.

After 70+ episodes and about 100 original characters created mid-episode, we wanted to create an audio lore guide that would help new listeners catch up without a required listen of the backlog, and help seasoned Junior Wizards receive a much needed refresher on our lore.

This introduction will introduce the show, a brief history of our world, and the cultures within it. Moving forward each Rose's Guide will cover a major city and culture, as well a listening guide to follow along with!

Enjoy!

66. Miranda Lake AKA The Wave: The Hidden Hero of Castorburg

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 15:22:00 -0000

While Aaron is out on vacation, Jeff gets BACK ON HIS BULLSHIT with a superheroic solo episode!

In the wake of the Incursion of the Nano-mind, the heroes of Mannheim, PA, are scattered to the winds--some fallen, some injured, some retired, some recovering.

But, just when all hope seems lost, a new generation of heroes emerges to answer the call--heroes like one Miranda Lake, alias The Wave.

Can she fill the shoes of the superheroic? And what happens if she does?

65. G.G. Galewind: A Very Good Grandma

Tue, 13 Mar 2018 16:56:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, with help from @MuscularPikachu, generations are born!

64. Jen Astral: The Chamber Arcanum

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 19:11:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, thanks to a prompt from @studentaffairsy, Jeff and Aaron are able to tackle some important questions about Fantasy.

Where do Wizards train in magick?

Who opened the "Wizard Academy"?

Is Jeff the tough one or the sensitive one?

Meet Jen Astral. The librarian with the answers to all of your inquiries.

63. Dig Newearth: The Secret History of Geode

Fri, 16 Feb 2018 18:46:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizard!

Geode, the mountain city resting above the heart of the Yellow Leyline.

Not much has been known about its structure or history, until now.

Dig Newearth, Archaeologist, Monk, Historian.

62. Sprout Brussels: The Jewel of Purithra Guild

Thu, 08 Feb 2018 18:50:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Ever wonder about the history of Purithra Guild and the Halflings of Fantasy?

New to AMFC and want to learn a bit about our world?

Meet Sprout Brussels, the Druid who will provide you with everything you need.

61. Mora Alloy: Comics and Consequence

Sat, 03 Feb 2018 16:43:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, thanks to a prompt from @Sammmtastic, Mora Alloy is born!

Comic shops are tough to run these days, especially when you're willing to give up so much to make them succeed.

60. Jeremiah Noodleman: J-Daze

Fri, 26 Jan 2018 17:05:00 -0000

Welcome, Patreon Jr. Wizards!

Happy Jeremiah Noodleman Day!

This week, thanks to a prompt from Joe, Jeremiah Noodleman is born!

The world will never be the same. January 23rd is forever ruined.

I hope you brought your dancin' shoes to the end of the world.

59. Lance Crossblade: The Rapier and the Cudgel

Thu, 18 Jan 2018 17:31:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, thanks to an incredible prompt from @Jeremiahnewbie,

Lance Crossblade is born!

In an ancient time, in a city plagued with injustice, two youths dreamed of what their lives could be. The two took separate paths, but those two roads converged to win a new future for their city. This is the tale of Lance Crossblade.

58. Patches Mallone: Opening Doors

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 17:49:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

A challenge has been issued by @DaMoonRulz!

"Build a Fantasy child using the first three random words you get from the Generator!"

Lump. Gate.Pat.

There have been a series of murders in Fantasy! Why isn't anyone noticing the clues? Wait... I'm seeing something in the tarot.

A Door.

Death.

This is a case for Patches Mallone.

57. Evelyn Skyline: Welcome to Sunny Skies Cove

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 17:57:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, Aaron and Jeff are heading out of town for a weekend at the spa. Time to relax, catch our breath, and experience the most incredible resort in all of Moon Crescent! The resort is built by the incredible game Treehouse Dreams by Graypawn and can be found at http://graypawn.com/treehouse-dreams/ !!

Thanks to a prompt from @DoilySpider, we meet Evelyn Skyline!

Forgot to pack a robe? No problem, there will be one provided at no additional cost! No further inquiries please. You may go now.

56. Speaker: Good Morning

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 16:35:00 -0000

Welcome, Jr. Wizards!

Good morning! It is very nice to meet you!

This week, with the help of a prompt from @Observer138, Jeff and Aaron welcome you to the city of Iron Works!

"She fell from the sky to bring us life! I saw her with mine own eyes!"

-Radio Rachel

55. Ward: Out of the Frying Pan...

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 13:43:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, Aaron and Jeff were inspired by a noble paladin, Twitter user @Jaqdaaw! Their spirit has inspired our hosts to join their order and live by their example.

"A paladin who believes in Independence and Safety tries their best to help sick people, and make them as independent and safe as possible."

Paladins. Their power mysterious and beautiful. The services they provide are some of the most selfless in all of Fantasy.

Ward of Truth, is no exception.

54. Ether and Astra: The Endless Duel

Thu, 30 Nov 2017 16:35:00 -0000

Welcome, Jr. Wizards!

How well do you know the creation myth of Fantasy?

Join us as we tell the tale of Ether and Astra, cosmic entities locked in an endless battle for supremacy.

A huge thank you to Discord user Earthcube for your beautiful prompt!

53. Live From Jeff's Apt. PAX Unplugged: Alfred Independence

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 16:30:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, Jeff and Aaron united at PAX Unplugged to create a new Fantasy childe!

With the help of Madeline Hale's book, "Table Fables", the two have brought forth Alfred Independence, everyone's least favorite 12-year-old!

Release the bees.

52. Brew Albertson: RopeAlive

Sat, 11 Nov 2017 12:55:28 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Love red wine? Seltzer water? Well grab a beverage and come alive with us as we create Brew Albertson!

From Earthcube on the Discord and @DoilySpider on the Twitter, a soft drink icon is born!

51. All My Spooky Children II: Headless Seven

Fri, 03 Nov 2017 14:54:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, All My Spooky Children returns with a story inspired by a prompt from @DaMoonRulz.

"Headless Seven"

Be wary where you tread, Junior Wizard, for when you stare into the great forest of North Haven, Seven stares back.

50. Terri Gadget: Home Is Where You Build It

Sun, 22 Oct 2017 05:25:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week there is some big news! With the help of a prompt from @dharma_punx, "In a dystopic cityscape, a half-orc artificer monitors the arcane tech that keeps things afloat." Meet Terri Gadget, CTO of the newest and coolest city in Fantasy! Orks have arrived on Fantasy at last!

49. Reflections: The Shattering of The Five-Jeweled Crown

Tue, 03 Oct 2017 17:15:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Ages ago, the Jewel of the Sky dueled the Jewel of the Sea. This week, on a very special AMFC, Aaron and Jeff square off as they play a game of Jim Mcclure's, "Reflections"

48. History Lesson 2: The Jewels of Sea and Sky

Tue, 26 Sep 2017 16:21:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week Jeff and Aaron go over some important lore details for a quick refresher, as well as develop a whole lot more about the history of Fantasy and the Age of the Crown!

47. Barney Barghest: The Ghost of Emerald Ivy

Fri, 15 Sep 2017 13:01:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

Love a good ghost story? This week, a new myth is born with the help of a prompt from @oitnily.

"Barney Barghest, the candlestick maker".

It seemed to me, you lived your life like a candle in the wind...

46. Dusk Seabreeze: The Flow of Time

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 14:02:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

They say time waits for no one. Not true.

Thanks to a prompt from @ProjectHelm,

"A shadow broker that secretly runs underground information. Even Big Jermey don't know about him."

Dusk Seabreeze begins his dance.

45. GenCon50 Hotel Spectacular: Nelly

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 18:24:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, our Senior Wizards were in Indianapolis for GenCon50 and were able to record an episode live for a few friends of the show!

Thanks to a prompt from @HauntingtheMorg, Nelly is born!

...and we are so sorry for that.

44. Conjure: Limit Breaker

Fri, 11 Aug 2017 13:42:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards!

This week, thanks to a prompt from @Voidfishling, Aaron and Jeff access their L.4 Limit Break to summon Conjure!

Look within yourself, discover the power you have, and give it shape.

43. History Lesson: The Nocturne

Sat, 05 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000

In a time ago, there was a crown that was held together by five jewels.

Anniversary Special: Happy Birthday, Samuel Gourd!

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 16:41:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to our very first anniversary spectacular!

This week, Jeff and Aaron answer questions sent in from incredible listeners and discuss all things AMFC!

This silly podcast means the world to us, and we want to let every listener know that they are the reason our show is full of love and positivity. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you.

42. AMFC Live! Ember Inferna: Rise From the Ashes

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 14:39:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to our very first live show! Lucky enough to perform as part of the Philly Podcast Festival, Jeff and Aaron have united to record in the same room for the first time ever! Thanks to a prompt from @EmelieHal, Ember Inferna enters the center ring for her final performance...

41. Gordon Gumboat: Send In The Klowns

Sat, 15 Jul 2017 17:19:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, the circus is in town! Thanks to a prompt from @DoilySpider, Gordon Gumboat has arrived to bring balance and restore an art form to its former glory!

40. Slash and Burn: History Makers

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 14:58:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, we are hitting the water and making a sport! Thanks to a prompt from @oitnily Prompt: one of the star athletes of a premier team in Fantasy's most popular fantasy sport (other than pro wrestling) Now entering the aquatic arena are none other than the living legends, Slash and Burn!

39. Bazooka Joe Pesci: Of Mice and Monsters

Thu, 22 Jun 2017 15:18:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, all thanks to a prompt from @MonkipiQuinn, we present the glory that is, Bazooka Joe Pesci. Enjoy

Audio Drama: The Room Where It Happened

Sat, 17 Jun 2017 13:39:00 -0000

Welcome Jr Wizards! During our off-week, we wanted you to have some good good AMFC to hold you ove! Please enjoy our latest audio drama, The Room Where It Happened, written by Jeff and voiced by Aaron! Interviews are never easy, but the show must go on.

38. Falconveil: The Light of Ignatious

Sat, 10 Jun 2017 13:22:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! What is that light in the distance? The ghostly glow coming from that tower? Why it is The Light of Ignatious! Join Aaron and Jeff as they discover the mystery of the Lantern using prompts from @HatchHillGames and @kaitlyn_steele and learn the meaning of the incantation "Liar liar, pants on fire"

37. Crystal Grim: Reap What You Sow

Thu, 01 Jun 2017 14:33:01 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Here we go! Prepare to reap what you sow! Twitter user @TroublePooka has gifted Jeff and Aaron the power to forge a mech of their own! Get in the $@#!'ing robot, Crystal!

Art by Occuli!

Check out their work, and all the ways you can support them!

Inprnt.com/gallery/inkocculi

Patreon.com/occuli

https://ko-fi.com/occuli

https://twitter.com/inkocculi

36. Spot L. Shellman and The Fun-Bots

Sun, 21 May 2017 14:15:00 -0000

Welcome, Jr. Wizards, to the Lucky Bug Casino! Tonight, Jeff and Aaron have stared into the Dark Magickal Roulette Wheel of Chance, and bet it all on @Plantbird's prompt: A beetle beastman who runs a casino. Meet Spot L. Shellman, owner of the Lucky Bug Casino! A place in Fantasy where you can gamble, grab a drink, and enjoy the company of janitorial equipment.

35. Going Galactic with Jonny Orko

Fri, 12 May 2017 16:14:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Pop open an unsettling interstellar sports beverage and return to the stars! Thanks to a prompt from @FrankiExtra, "The last bard of a destroyed world, they now travel other worlds telling their tale" That's right, Junior Wizards... Orko is back, and he has quite a tale to tell

34. The Sisters Nexus: Liar's Code

Tue, 02 May 2017 16:41:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the use of a prompt from Twitter users @Observer138 and @oitnily, we dive deep into the waters of Fantasy! "Where the thousand rivers meet, 2 siblings found a trading outpost. But as the town grows, so too does their rivalry" "A pair of twins who run competing fantasy businesses" Will our Senior Wizards ever escape the Sister's cycle of deception? Only those who learn the Liar's Code will find out...

Now That I have Jeff for a Minute: Ep 1

Mon, 01 May 2017 21:21:00 -0000

Junior Wizards! Welcome all to episode 1 of "Now That I have Jeff for a Minute"! A quick lore discussion for Patreon donors of any size! This week, the discussion is about those mysterious and inventive Dwarves of Geode!

33. The Empress Plasmagore: To Share an Eternity

Sun, 23 Apr 2017 04:44:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, after a lovely vacation to Fantasy, Jeff and Aaron return to the dark reaches of space! This journey to new heights is all thanks to an incredible prompt from twitter user @Shannondapper "suggestion: a vampire. But from space?" Behold, our Dark Magickal Thralls! The Empress Plasmagore is born!

32. History Lesson: The Old Moon

Thu, 13 Apr 2017 14:25:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to an All My Fantasy Children History Lesson. Today, we will learn about the Old Moon and The Perilune who ruled it. The past is riddled with questions, and with these lessons, we hope to uncover the secrets of the old.

31. Squash Cornfield: Chef des Ténèbres

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 17:47:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, Jeff and Aaron have gazed into The Dark Magickal Spiral Ham, and it gazed back... Thanks to a prompt (below) from Joe Pavelka, we meet Squash Cornfield, the Archmage Chef. Sometimes an episode is better listened to than read about. Some say the path of pleasure is the opposite way of godhood, but that path is not a single line - it is a circle, one of many. The "opposite" way also leads to the same place, and thus the path of ecstasy allows us to ascend as well. And what greater ecstasy than the perfect meal? A bouillabaisse after a wintry night at sea? A buttery and spirit-soaked desert as a prelude and foundation to lovemaking? A perfect egg sandwich to accompany the sun's rising? An apple on a rooftop overlooking the city? But of course, "perfect" is relative - there are heights to cuisine yet unscaled, culinary frontiers yet unbroken. And where might they lie? Magic is a force we see in our everyday lives - a force for war, but also for innovation and convenience. So why not for food? Why has no one considered this? With magical manipulation, whether through ancient rituals, arcane ingredients, or raw elemental power - we would have a breakthrough in cooking like no civilization before has ever seen. Yes, we have potions - we consume them and they produce magical effects, but bleh - where's the flavor? Perhaps some essence from a fire elemental to add REAL spice. Ritual infusions to open up the senses, or invent new ones. A souffle so light and fluffy, you literally float in the air. The possibilities are infinite, as is the pleasure attainable. And so I embark on this journey of discovery and invention, to bend the arcane arts to my culinary will, and to be a chef to the gods themselves, indeed a god of pleasure myself. "One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." - Virginia Woolf

30. Rinel and the Forest Fighters

Tue, 04 Apr 2017 05:03:00 -0000

Welcome, Jr Wizards! This week, after allowing the Dark Magickal Spiral Ham to develop some flavors, Jeff and Aaron have returned to the smoke shack to birth a tabletop character! This week, they have used several of @thefoxblood's prompts, but to start... "A Kobold. That's it. Have at it. #Koboldprompt" At long last! A Kobold! How effervescent! Now lets save the wilds!

28. Ravenspire: Fullpunk Achemist

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 04:00:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, the Super Ham Brothers handle one of their most powerful clogs to date! The only way down this Dark Magickal Drainpipe is by channeling the energy granted by a prompt from @rkreutzlandry "A rock (and roll) gnome who died in a pyrotechnic display and has returned as a ghost" to create... Ravenspire, Fantasy's most punk rock pyro spectre!

All My Fantasy Secrets: 1

Wed, 08 Mar 2017 20:15:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! The Spiral Ham has unexpectedly released a torrent of Dark Magicks, revealing a glimpse of All My Fantasy Secrets, our Patreon-exclusive series! Aaron and Jeff wanted to share our January episode in order to give you a taste of what the Dark Magickal Patreon Ham offers to those willing to stare into it...

27. Piera Spencer: Knick-knack Baddie-whack

Sat, 04 Mar 2017 18:25:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, with the end of the Dark Magickal Blizzard, Jeff and Aaron have been reunited and can once more gaze into the Spiral Ham! The Ham's energy traveled through a prompt from @Swordgirlfriend on Twitter "A mage who just wants to be a rogue" To create Piera Spencer! With the help of Madeline Hale's character creation book, Table Fables (amazon link below!)our Senior Wizards were given the powerful tables they needed to give life! https://www.amazon.com/Table-Fables-collection-tables-master/dp/1542678595/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488650995&sr=8-1&keywords=table+fables Let the cat and mouse games begin

26. Trance Halford: Go Galactic

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 19:38:00 -0000

Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, we catch up with Jeff as he braves the Dark Magical Blizzard that separated him and Aaron! Armed with the prompt, "an astronomer who searches among the stars in hopes to find an answer to their personal insecurities," Jeff scans the galaxy for a way back to the Dark Magical Smoke Shack...

25. Primrose: Stargazing

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 17:54:00 -0000

Welcome, Jr. Wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff have been separated by a Dark Magickal Blizzard! For this episode, Aaron will face the challenges of the darkness alone! With only the same prompt to guide them, our Senior Wizards must both create a character and hope that their powers will lead them back to the Dark Magickal Smoke Shack. Will they ever unite under the Spiral Ham again? I definitely do not know...

Audio Drama: Family History

Fri, 17 Feb 2017 13:51:00 -0000

WELCOME, JUNIOR WIZARDS, to a very special All My Fantasy Children audio drama! Join us as we pay a quick visit to the quiet town of Mudtrap, where a father and son chat about life, family, and digging.

24. Mama Kat and Corby: Pizza and Parenting

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 05:51:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards, to the local P&P! Aaron and Jeff's Dark Magickal Pizza Recipe. 1. Receive the finest prompt dough from @Dromedary on Twitter -"this hero's a mom. who falls asleep all the time, but that's okay, because she's got a big heart, and an even bigger weapon" 2. Add Dark Magickal Spiral Ham Chunks ™ 3. Bake for approximately 50 minutes and you will have pie fit for Mama Katherine and her incredible daughter, Corby!

23. Rust Ironhands: Forging a Future Δ

Fri, 03 Feb 2017 14:09:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! Dark Magicks. Spiral Hams. Mr Honkers. How does it all connect!? This week, Jeff and Aaron return to Geode to give life to prompts from @DoilySpider AND one from @Daninrl! The first, "A failed mad scientist who is in love with their most successful creation" and the second, a mystery that will be revealed mid-episode! Our Senior Wizards will meet Rust Ironhands, a scientist forced on a mission to end the life of a legend...

22. Doc Scruff: Mind Over Matter

Fri, 27 Jan 2017 18:41:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week, The Dark Magick Spiral Ham has trapped Aaron and Jeff in a prison from which there may be no return! From Twitter user, @websitedotbiz, comes "An adventurer trapped in a survivor style puzzle dungeon, their exploits being broadcast around the world" Enter Doc Scruff, the hero that will put your mind at ease.

21. Stratos: N&N 1st Edition

Sat, 21 Jan 2017 19:54:00 -0000

Welcome, Junior Wizards! This week on All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff are transported by the Dark Magick Spiral Ham to the city of Geode! Our Senior Wizards channel the power of @Sealkie's prompt, " A dwarf dreams of seeing the sky one day. " into Stratos, a young Dwarf with a destiny to see what lies beyond.! Will you join Jeff and Aaron as they endlessly churn butter in hopes of making sense out of the horrific and dazzling tome, N&N 1st Edition?

20. Catch Cavalier: Don't Sleep On The Dead

Tue, 10 Jan 2017 10:22:00 -0000

Live from your town, it's The Catch Cavalier Show! Welcome, Junior Wizards! Tonight Jeff and Aaron have stared into the Dark Magick Spiral Ham and pulled from it a prompt from Twitter user @plantbird "Catch Cavalier, the world's most charming necromancer"! Will you join Aaron, Jeff, and ol Skelly into the great beyond to find out why in Jeremy's name there is now a skeleton on All My Fantasy Children?

Short Story: The Snowy Fields of Yore

Fri, 06 Jan 2017 08:11:00 -0000

Hello, Junior Wizards! We wanted to give you a brief look at what is to come in terms of bonus content for the podcast! Soon we will be channeling Dark Magicks into audio dramas featuring our characters, and more short stories like this one! Hope you enjoy, and if you do, consider supporting our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/AllMyFantasyChildren

19. Pelter: The Way of the Shaduh'

Fri, 30 Dec 2016 09:33:00 -0000

The Dark Magicks have taken their toll on our Senior Wizards. They attempted to channel the Darkness using the prompt: " " and created... Pelter. Can our Senior Wizards manage to craft a life when they must channel the Dark Magick from within themselves?

18. Trick Smallman: Happy Reflections Day

Sat, 17 Dec 2016 21:07:00 -0000

Hop on the Reflection for All My Fantasy Children's first Holiday Special! We channel the Dark Magick from @TreeHuggerKing's prompt: "A cute old train conductor who is beloved by all his passengers" to create... Trick Smallman. It is truly a holiday miracle.

17. Justice Judicator: Life After Liminy

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 17:32:00 -0000

Put back on your brass gears, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: Madam Mysteria) Aaron and Jeff are going HAM with their Dark Magickal abilities to do a little bit of world-building this episode as they re-enter Grasshopper city to create a character from @Spectacles_ak's prompt "a fighter who claims to a paladin that's just between gods right now, ok?" Enter... Lendin "Justice" Judicator

16. Mr Jeans: The Trash Person Training Program

Mon, 28 Nov 2016 21:30:00 -0000

Put on your thinking caps, Junior Wizards! In this episode, thanks to @LeviathanFiles' prompt, "Mr Jeans is *5[= 3@*/>;'s manager. Wheelin' and dealin' to get them the best booking. May or may not be a myconid in disguise." Aaron and Jeff must solve the mystery of Mr Jeans. Who do they manage? Also why are they wearing just a vest and pants in the frozen North?

15. Swiftwind and the Messenger Sword

Sat, 26 Nov 2016 18:45:07 -0000

Get ready for a Dark Magick BOGO! This week, Jeff and Aaron have put in a little extra power to grant their listeners a duo of Fantasy Children! Thanks to prompts from BOTH @birch_pine and @jetpackisland, we get to meet the greatest crime-fighting pair the Fantasy World has ever seen!

14. Ansel Mindfreak: Shabwah

Wed, 16 Nov 2016 19:50:00 -0000

Fire up the Deadjournal, Junior Wizards! (Recommended before listening: The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg) This week, Aaron and Jeff channel the Dark Magick within twitter user @Corvidcall's prompt: "a crow magician who likes arts and crafts" The two come face to face with the one and only, Ansel. Mindfreak. Shabwah! The two learn about comedy, crows, and eating shit and dying slow.

13. Eliza and Callahan: The Labyrinth of Love

Fri, 11 Nov 2016 19:43:00 -0000

This week Aaron and Jeff were beamed a prompt from Penumdra that is chock full of dark energy! "A ranger whose animal companion used to be a human" Join our two Senior Wizards as they create Eliza Johnswort, Halfling Ranger, and her animal companion, Callahan Whiskerman. Love sprouts in the most unpredictable of pumpkin patches.

12. AMFC History Lesson: Party of (the) Five

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 16:11:00 -0000

This week, Aaron and Jeff delve into the mysterious history of their fantasy world and the powers and drive its course. The Five? That's new. The history of Iron Hill? Let's effin go! All this and more! The Senior Wizards would like to remind new listeners to perhaps listen to the previous episodes before starting this one (only if you care about maybe being a little bit lost).

11. All My Spooky Children: Pumpkin Jay

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 20:53:00 -0000

Happy Halloween! Enjoy the tale of Pumpkin Jay! Join Aaron and Jeff on their first ever All My Fantasy Children Halloween Spectacular! The two are supercharged with Dark Magicks on this 'Ween, and will need every ounce of it for the spooky prompt submitted by @BlakeRyanBatman "Chad Butternut once left a pumpkin out- lightning hit it- came to life- it wanted to learn magic" Previous episodes recommended before listening: Ep0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd Big Jeremy and the Goats of the Round Table Madam Mysteria: The Battle for Puri... Grasshopper City

10. Skylar Morrison: More Juic-E More Problems

Fri, 28 Oct 2016 15:50:00 -0000

This week, in our return to CYBERPUNK 2020, twitter user @SweatdropEmoji has given us the prompt, "The manager of a farm-to-table nutrient paste co-op". Jeff and Aaron channel Dark Magicks through this prompt to create Skylar Morrison, a young man with connections that can make or break his business of the dark future.

9. AM-E: Infinite Lives

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 19:07:17 -0000

Listen up, cyberpunks and Techno-wizards! This week, Aaron and Jeff take a look into the DARK NEAR FUTURE OF CYBERPUNK 2020 (as suggested to us by twitter user @robotclaw) to explore a prompt brought to us by Twitter user @tuilelaith_: "A mechanical person whose dreams are virtual spaces, connected to networks in strange and unpredictable ways." What does the future of A.I. look like? Is it a cold-hearted killer? An alien intellect? Or is it a Philly barista with the Internet uploaded in her brain?

8. Captain Goldbeard: Set Sail on the Sea Butt

Wed, 05 Oct 2016 18:22:26 -0000

Icon art by Dave Lapru @plantbird Ahoy there, lovers of dark magick AND pirates! In this episode of All My Fantasy Children, Aaron and Jeff take twitter user @Plantbird's prompt, "A pirate captain with a strict no killing policy" and create Captain Goldbeard. Set sail with the world's most popular pirate and discover the true dream of all those who seek a life on the seven seas.

7. Tia Matte: The Light Through the Prism

Sat, 24 Sep 2016 15:37:00 -0000

On episode 7 of All My Fantasy Children, we are bringin' the music back with a prompt from twitter user, @Spacekase. "A Dragonkin bard who wants to be an idol" In a world where creativity is dead, only one Draconic idol can drop the bass and get this party started.

6. John-Pierre: With Great Style Comes Grape Responsibility

Wed, 14 Sep 2016 07:28:00 -0000

With the help of the prompt "A dwarf with style" from twitter user, DaigleBagel, our hosts conjure John-Pierre, a man with so much style, he had to be brought to you by a very specific sponsor. Aaron and Jeff discover that sometimes style is not open to interpretation. Some people possess an incredibly powerful aura of magnetism, and with that aura, a single person can change the fate of the world.

5. Madam Mysteria: The Revolution of Puri... Grasshopper City

Tue, 30 Aug 2016 17:57:00 -0000

Aaron and Jeff are blessed with a prompt from @DaMoonRulz. "A Cleric whose Holy symbol is a tome known as: "The Secret" Our hosts channel their power to create the hero, Madam Mysteria, a priestess with a secret power. However, not even she can save them from returning to a familiar land... with an unfamiliar foe.

4. The Wyzzardding World of Craig Hasterburg

Sat, 20 Aug 2016 17:30:00 -0000

Aaron and Jeff channel dark magics to give life to @ydacretsim's prompt "A jester who thinks he's a wizard". The two soon learn that sometimes things are not meant to grow on trees.

3. Jonny Orko: Satan, Thy Name is Paulie

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 20:04:22 -0000

Episode art by Shannon Dapper! @ShannonDapper on twitter! Jeff and Aaron channel dark energy to create @KeanKeeKs' prompt, "a small half-orc who just graduated orc-academy(?), never fit in, and wants to figure out his next steps in life". The two come face to face with the devil and learn that he has a taste for interplanetary Gatorade.

2. Big Jeremy and the Goats of the Round Table

Sat, 06 Aug 2016 18:57:00 -0000

Jeff and Aaron are blessed with BeeCollage's character submission, "Big Jeremy, the ironmonger's son". Our hosts witness the fall of an empire, but live through the reign of a savior.

1. Slip Willis: Field of MERP

Thu, 28 Jul 2016 19:33:00 -0000

Aaron and Jeff give life to @LeviathanFiles' fantasy child, Slip Willis, a trash-bard with an ostentatious hat in the Middle Earth tabletop RPG. Our hosts soon learns that song bards are destined for more than just playing songs.

Ep 0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 02:33:00 -0000

Ep 0: The Tragedy of Samuel Gourd by All My Fantasy Children