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<description><![CDATA[Your hosts, friends and flatmates Rhett Parker (Karlie Menzel) and Combo (Chris East) take a break from welcoming the visitors of Cardigan-on-Durge: Destination Fun! (the South East of England's 6th largest amusement park) to chat with staff, VIP guests and theme park fanatics. They laugh and they learn as they spread the word about the most* magical place on earth.

*named EuroCoaster Magazine's 'Top 50 Family Parks 2011']]></description>
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<copyright>Copyright 2026</copyright>
<itunes:subtitle>An improvised theme park comedy</itunes:subtitle>
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<item><title>#2 – Michael Moonbeam, Very Rich Man (ft Connor Ratliff)</title>
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<itunes:duration>00:37:41</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Rhett and Combo meet a billionaire</h1>
<p>A very prestigious guest, one of the world's richest men Michael Moonbeam (Connor Ratliff) has made a research trip to Cardigan-on-Durge this week, keen to learn all he can about the world of amusement parks... but to what end?</p>
<p>Rhett Parker is Karlie Menzel 
Combo is Chris East</p>
<p>Find us on instagram
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/amusementguaranteed" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/amusementguaranteed</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/amusementguaranteed" rel="nofollow"></a>Connor Ratliff on instagram
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/connorratliff/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/connorratliff/</a></p>
<p>Connor Ratliff presents The Acting Class on YouTube
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/@crptac" rel="nofollow">https://www.youtube.com/@crptac</a></p>
<p>Music by Ionics Music - Leon Riskin
<a href="https://freesound.org/people/Ionicsmusic/" rel="nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/Ionicsmusic/</a></p>
<p>Sound effects from Freesound
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<itunes:title>Michael Moonbeam, Very Rich Man (ft Connor Ratliff)</itunes:title>
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<item><title>#1 – Alan Grape, Mystery Shopper (ft Billy Mason Wood)</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2026 23:01:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:30:33</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Rhett &amp; Combo meet a Mystery Shopper</h1>
<p>We are joined this week by Alan Grape (Billy Mason Wood) who is visiting C-o-D:DF on his day off from being a busy mystery shopper. Alan's reviews and ratings can make or break a park, so let's hope Rhett and Combo don't do anything to upset him.</p>
<p>Rhett Parker is Karlie Menzel 
Combo is Chris East</p>
<p>Billy Mason Wood on Instagram
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/billyblister/" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/billyblister</a></p>
<p>Find us on instagram
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/amusementguaranteed" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/amusementguaranteed</a></p>
<p>Music by Ionics Music - Leon Riskin
<a href="https://freesound.org/people/Ionicsmusic/" rel="nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/Ionicsmusic/</a></p>
<p>Sound effects from Freesound
<a href="https://freesound.org/people/HECKFRICKER/" rel="nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/HECKFRICKER/</a>
<a href="https://freesound.org/people/anturium.studio/" rel="nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/anturium.studio/</a>
<a href="https://freesound.org/people/kevp888/" rel="nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/kevp888/</a>
<a href="https://freesound.org/people/Sonic-ranger/" rel="nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/Sonic-ranger/</a></p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Alan Grape, Mystery Shopper (ft Billy Mason Wood)</itunes:title>
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<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>Coming soon - AMUSEMENT GUARANTEED</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 09:10:27 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:01:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>A new improvised comedy theme park in podcast form</itunes:subtitle>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Coming soon - subscribe now</h1>
<p>A brand new improvised comedy podcast set in a fictional theme park in the South East of England, hosted by two friends, colleagues and flatmates.</p>
<p>Rhett Parker is Karlie Menzel </p>
<p>Combo is Chris East</p>
<p>Find us on instagram</p>
<p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/amusementguaranteed" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/amusementguaranteed</a></p>
<p>Music by Ionics Music - Leon Riskin</p>
<p><a href="https://freesound.org/people/Ionicsmusic/" rel="nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/Ionicsmusic/</a></p>
<p>Sound effects from Freesound</p>
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<p><a href="https://freesound.org/people/anturium.studio/" rel="nofollow">https://freesound.org/people/anturium.studio/</a></p>
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