As If

Track 1 Album 1: For You

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 00:02:00 -0000

Host of As If! Darren talks to Erin Gambrill about the first track from Prince's debut album, on his new podcast.

Minute 97: We're Audi

Fri, 26 Aug 2016 15:15:15 -0000

The paramount logo signals the end of the film. Darren and Daniel Iffland talk about those final credits.

Minute 96: The Penultimate Minute

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

As we reach the start of the soundtrack credits Darren and Joel talk Lightning Seeds.

Minute 95: The Smoking Popes

Wed, 24 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

The credits keep on rolling, Darren and Dan talk about the crew.

Minute 94: Single Card Credits

Tue, 23 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Credits are in full swing. Darren, Jessie and Trevor are here to talk all about them.

Minute 93: Kissing and Credits

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

The film finishes with a scrum and a kiss. Darren returns to talk to Amy Pascale, host of 43-47, 73-77.

Minute 92: I'm Buggin' Myself

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher, Dionne and Tai are in pink, Travis, Murray and Josh are buggin'. Shannon, Christy and Kathryn wrap up the week with a very long discussion about Get Over It.

Minute 91: Really Good Kissing

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh and Cher kiss, twice. Then we go to the Hall-Geist wedding.

Shannon, Kathryn and Christy are happy with this ending.

Minute 90: A Learning Experience

Wed, 17 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh hangs out at the house because it is a good learning experience. Shannon, Kathryn and Christy really like Josh in this minute.

Minute 89: On the Stairs

Tue, 16 Aug 2016 16:30:00 -0000

Josh joins Cher on the stairs. Shannon, Christy and Kathryn talk about Emma and Mr Knightly.

Minute 88: Josh Plays Footsie

Mon, 15 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

The lawyer gets mad, Josh defends Cher. Shannon, Christy and Kathryn are here to talk flannel shirts.

Minute 87: Pippi and Gump

Sat, 13 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh and Cher play footsie and gross out a lawyer.

Minute 86: ASL

Thu, 11 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Tai make up, Travis skates. Jessie and Owen chat.

Minute 85: 12 Step Travis

Wed, 10 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Travis apologises for ruining Cher's shoes. Jessie and Owen talk accents.

Minute 84: Skis and Captain

Tue, 09 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher is a captain. Jessie and Owen listen to Mel's last words.

Minute 83: Goodbye Elton.

Mon, 08 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher volunteers to join the Pismo Beach Disaster. Jessie and Owen say a tearful goodbye to Elton.

Minute 82: Soul Makeover

Fri, 05 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Following Mel's chat Cher decided to make a change in her life. Darren, Nick and Scott like things that are beautiful and interesting.

Minute 81: Late Night Chat

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Mel talk about Josh. Darren, Scott and Nick are doing busy work.

Minute 80: I Love Josh

Wed, 03 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher finally reaches her conclusion. Darren, Scott and Nick are buggin'.

Minute 79: Cher Walks Around

Tue, 02 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher considers her feelings for Josh. Darren, Scott and Nick think he's a total Hemsworth.

Minute 78: Way Harsh, Tai!

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Tai has an insult for Cher. Then Cher starts walking around Beverly Hills. Darren is joined by Back to the Future Minute hosts Scott and Nick.

Minute 77: Two Mochas and Ralphing

Fri, 29 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Tai questions Cher's motives for wanting to keep her away from Josh. Amy and Larissa finish the week.

Minute 76: Don't Burn Plastic

Thu, 28 Jul 2016 15:15:15 -0000

Cher is surprised to hear who Tai thinks is into her. Amy and Larissa talk about cassingles.

Minute 75: Box of Memories

Wed, 27 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Tai has a box. Amy and Larissa are here to let it burn.

Minute 74: Hacky Sack

Tue, 26 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher's failure is complete, she arrives home to see two happy hack sackers.

Minute 73: DMV Messiah

Mon, 25 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher takes a driving test, Cher fails a driving test. Amy and Larissa say "my bad".

Minute 72: Fred and Lucy

Fri, 22 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher is looking for a shirt, she insults Lucy. Park and Jackie finish the week.

Minute 71: Cher and Travis

Thu, 21 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Dionne and Tai are aquafans. Park is joined by his wife Jackie for a lot of sex talk.

Minute 70: Near Death Experience

Wed, 20 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Tai regales the crowd with stories, we hear from Amber and Summer one last time. Park and Dyanna want to tell you about a water bottle holder.

Minute 69: Some Barnies

Tue, 19 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Tai is in peril, Christian saves her. Park and Dyanna think Tai is not that stupid.

Minute 68: Off The Interstate

Mon, 18 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Dionne gets the car off the interstate. Park and Dyanna are finally calm.

Minute 67: Christian is Gay

Fri, 15 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Murray has some bad news for Cher. Trevor, Martin and Jessica want to get off the interstate.

Minute 66: Flat Hair

Thu, 14 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher wonders why Christian left her. Dionne has a theory. Trevor, Martin and Jessica ride along, too.

Minute 65: Coffee and Wine

Wed, 13 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Christian leaves. Trevor, Martin and Jessica knock you a kiss.

Minute 64: Sporadicus

Tue, 12 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Christian watch a film. Trevor, Martin and Jessica talk hair.

Minute 63: A Transitional Piece

Mon, 11 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Christian arrives to burnt cookie dough, and then talks art. Trevor, Martin and Jessica talk Oldenberg.

Minute 62: A Lighting Design

Fri, 08 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Christian calls, then Cher calls in Dionne. Darren, Ashley and Hannah finish the week.

Minute 61: Ren and Stimpy

Thu, 07 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Josh share a moment. Darren, Ashley and Hannah can't believe they are taking advice from someone who watches cartoons.

Minute 60: Midnight Snacks with Daddy

Wed, 06 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Josh bring snacks, then do some snacking themselves. Darren, Ashley and Hannah dodge a call from Gail.

Minute 59: Ring a Ding

Tue, 05 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Josh head home. Darren, Hannah and Ashley talk about horrific Frank Sinatra album art.

Minute 58: The Tale of Luscious Jackson

Mon, 04 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh dances with Tai, Christian isn't really dancing with Cher. Darren, Ashley and Hannah are here to get into Luscious Jackson.

Minute 57: Josh Has Arrived

Fri, 01 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh has found Ricky Jay*. Dan, Jim and Wendy finish the week with Tai in the land of the giants.

*not Ricky Jay, Dan.

Minute 56: Amber is Hagsville

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Tai talk paintings. Dan, Wendy and Jim ignore the Bosstones.

Minute 55: Mighty, Mighty Bosstones

Wed, 29 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

The band is kicking. Dan, Wendy and Jim are going to slide.

Minute 54: Mr Billie Holliday

Tue, 28 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Christian and Cher leave for the party. Dan, Jim and Wendy get in the car.

Minute 53: The Rat Pack

Mon, 27 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh feels that Cher is not appropriately dressed. Dan, Jim and Wendy look like a pack of rats.

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Minute 52: Christian and Mel

Fri, 24 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Christian arrives and Josh lets him in. Corin, Keith and Megan finish the week.

Minute 51: Show Some Skin

Thu, 23 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher begins her campaign to get Christian. Corin, Keith and Megan show some skin.

Minute 50: Two Thumbs Up

Wed, 22 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher gives good oral. Amber thinks it reeks. Corin, Keith and Megan give it two thumbs up.

Minute 49: Stems and Oral

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Christian meet. Corin, Keith and Megan are parked.

Minute 48: All The Young Dudes

Mon, 20 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher has thoughts on fashion. Corin, Keith and Megan are here to intro Christian.

Minute 47: Crooked You-Know-Whats

Fri, 17 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Tai frightens her hymenally challenged friends. Amy, Jordan and Jessica ask about sample sizes.

Minute 46: Bras and Muscles

Thu, 16 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Dionne comfort Tai, then go to the mall. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are seeing the new Christian Slater.

Minute 45: To Thine Own Self

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Heather misattributes a Shakespeare quote, Cher corrects her, Josh smiles. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are wistful.

Minute 44: Meet Pretentious Heather

Tue, 14 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher calls Josh, he brings Heather along. Amy, Jordan and Jessica are here to talk berets.

Minute 43: Getting Mugged

Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher is mugged. Amy, Jordan and Jessica witness it.

Minute 42: Clown Liquor

Fri, 10 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher gets out of Elton's car. Joel, Lindsay and Ben finish the week on a downer.

Minute 41: I'm A Creep, I'm A Weirdo

Thu, 09 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Elton makes his ill-advised move. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are creeped out.

Minute 40: Turn Away

Wed, 08 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Elton and Cher take a ride. Joel, Lindsay and Ben are carpooling with a snowman.

Minute 39: Red Glowing Skulls

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher is called home. Joel, Lindsay and Ben steal a snowman.

Minute 38: Ice and Concussions

Mon, 06 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Tai is hit with a clog. Joel, Ben and Lindsay are trying to keep you awake.

Minute 37: Rollin' with the Homies

Fri, 03 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Tai are interrupted by Travis on their way to the dancefloor. Trevor, Erin and Gena get in the mosh.

Minute 36: Keepin' It Real

Thu, 02 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Tai rush to Dionne's screams to see Murray getting his head shaved. Trevor, Gena and Erin are keepin' it real.

Minute 35: Suck and Blow

Wed, 01 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0000

After the shoe incident Travis makes amends, then Summer suggests a game of suck and blow. Trevor, Erin and Gena ask if Elton can suck.

Minute 34: Ambular

Tue, 31 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Tai and Cher do a lap, running into Amber in an old dress and Travis with beer to spill. Trevor, Gena and Erin think you should not wear stain pumps to a party.

Minute 33: Sun Valley is North

Mon, 30 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Information from Dionne means that Tai and Cher are off to the Val party. Trevor, Gena and Erin are here to give you directions.

Minute 32: Tai meets Mel

Fri, 27 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Elton requests a copy of Cher's picture of Tai. Park, Jodhi and Megan finish their week.

Minute 31: Elton's Eye Roll

Thu, 26 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and her friends have a montage session. Park, Megan and Jodhi wonder what Amber is wearing.

Minute 30: Flyers and Bronson

Wed, 25 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

With her makeover done Tai is attracting looks, Cher and Dionne are choosing a suitable boy for her. Park, Jodhi and Megan talk about the Valley.

Minute 29: Turkey and Mentos

Tue, 24 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh questions is Cher is good for Tai, Tai is singing to adverts. Park, Jodhi and Megan are stuck on 20 year old jingles.

Minute 28: Buns and Venus

Mon, 23 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher shows Tai how to improve her buns, her mind and her vocabulary before Josh interrupts. Park, Jodhi and Megan are here, not sporadically.

Minute 27: Makeover Montage!

Fri, 20 May 2016 15:15:15 -0000

Cher and Dionne leave school to makeover Tai. Darren, Shannon and Phil want to be a supermodel.

Minute 26: Just Say No

Thu, 19 May 2016 15:15:16 -0000

Cher has some advice for Tai about Travis and the loadies on the grassy knoll. Darren, Phil and Shannon are once more here to show you the distiction.

Minute 25: Travis meets Tai

Wed, 18 May 2016 15:15:15 -0000

In the lunch line Travis and Tai talk about Marvin the Martian. Darren, Shannon and Phil talk about Harriet Smith.

Minute 24: Woman!

Tue, 17 May 2016 15:15:15 -0000

Cher and Dionne show Tai the ropes, then Murray needs five dollars. Darren, Phil and Shannon talk like real adults.

Minute 23: Coke and Rope

Mon, 16 May 2016 15:15:15 -0000

Cher decides to take Tai under her wing, and show her the ropes of Bronson Alcott High. Darren, Phil and Shannon agree that she could be a farmer in those clothes.

Minute 22: Balls and Tai

Fri, 13 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher almost hits a tennis ball, Dionne is not going to hit a ball and Amber can't be near balls. Then the Principal introduces a new student to the class, dressed in slacks, a plaid shirt and troll shirt. Dan, Lan and Jessie finish the week.

Minute 21: Furniture and Tennis

Thu, 12 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Mel asks Cher about the improved grades. Dan, Lan and Jessie get into the stain on that desk.

Minute 20: Montage and Applause

Wed, 11 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher's plan works and everyone gets better grades. Dan, Lan and Jessie wonder what it would be like to get applauded at every turn.

Minute 19: Invites and Digits

Tue, 10 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Dionne spy on Hall and Geist. Dan, Lan and Jessie watch the watchers.

Minute 18: Yoghurt and Coffee

Mon, 09 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Dionne begin phase 2 of their plan, which involves giving coffee to Mr Hall. Dan, Lan and Jessie are not sure pupils should be making over teachers.

Minute 17: Valets and Trees

Fri, 06 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh is excited that Marky Mark might be planting a tree, and Cher doesn't see the value of being able to park when everywhere had valet. Corin, Kip and Jon are along for the ride.

Minute 16: Nietzsche by the Pool

Thu, 05 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher hassles Josh to be her driver. He relents. Corin, Jon and Kip talk driving.

Minute 15: Crimson and Clover

Wed, 04 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Corin, Jon and Kip surf the crimson wave.

Minute 14: Tardies and Speeches

Tue, 03 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Travis makes his speech. Corin, Jon and Kip recall cell phones in the 90s.

Minute 13: Geist and Roses

Mon, 02 May 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Dionne begin the first phase of their plan, with a rose and a sonnet from Cliff's notes. Corin, Jon and Kip talk about that hat that Dionne is wearing.

Minute 12: Contempo and Boinkfest

Fri, 29 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher has a plan. It involves a boinkfest for Mr Hall. Joel, Sarah and Spencer finish out the week.

Minute 11: Lawyering and Malls

Thu, 28 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher attempts to argue her grades up, Joel, Sarah and Spencer want to go to the mall.

Minute 10: Dinner With Mel

Wed, 27 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Josh bring Mel up to speed on the day's events. Joel, Sarah and Spencer bring you up to date on the minute's events.

Minute 9: Josh and Butthead

Tue, 26 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Josh is drinking juice straight from the bottle! Cher is eating carrots, and they are catching a little TV before dinner. Then Mel calls. Joel, Sarah and Spencer continue to guide you this week.

Minute 8: Cells and Lipo

Mon, 25 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Cher and Dionne talk on cellphones in the corridor, then Cher shows us the front of her classic house and her dead mother's portrait before maudlin music makes her go to the kitchen. Joel, Sarah and Spencer figure out if death hangs over this film.

Minute 7: Grades and Christian

Sat, 23 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

A dark cloud falls over first period, only after Cher has filled Mr Hall in on what is happening with Christian. Darren, Caroline and Eric finish the week with Minute 7.

Minute 6: Elton and Travis

Thu, 21 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Amber has no con to the end of Cher's speech. Elton needs to get his CD and Travis has a thought. Darren, Eric and Caroline are here to discuss it.

Minute 5: Amber and Haiti

Wed, 20 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

In minute 5 Cher brushes off the advances of a boy with a familiar catchphrase, then she starts to tell us about her thoughts on immigration. Darren, Caroline and Eric talk about Amber Mariens.

Minute 4: Jeepin and Murray

Tue, 19 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Minute 4 of As If covers Murray meeting Dionne to talk about some paging. Host Darren Husted is joined by Caroline Fulford and Eric Harzer.

Minute 3: Driving and Dionne

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Minute 3 of As If covers Cher meeting Dionne. Host Darren Husted is joined by Caroline Fulford and Eric Harzer.

Minute 2: Computers and Mel

Fri, 15 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Minute 2 of As If covers Cher at her computer and meeting her father, Mel, a litigator. Host Darren Husted is joined by Phil Gonzales and Shannon Campe.

Minute 1: Noxema and Shopping

Thu, 14 Apr 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Minute 1 of As If covers the opening credits to Cher sitting at her dresser. Host Darren Husted is joined by guests Shannon Campe and Phil Gonzales.

Minute 0: The Mekhi Phifer Incident

Sat, 26 Mar 2016 00:00:00 -0000

An out-take from Minute 0, wherein Darren, Park, Corin, Dan and Joel debate who was in High School High

Minute 0: Meet the Hosts

Thu, 24 Mar 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Before we get into the meat of the film Darren introduces you to the four hosts; Joel, Corin, Dan and Park. We talk about when we first saw Clueless and teen movies in general.

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Minute 0: Out-take.

Mon, 21 Mar 2016 00:00:00 -0000

Darren, Park, Corin, Dan and Joel talk baby birding and goop in this out take from minute 0.