A Song of Babys and Puppys

S5E25 - Normal Penis, Torturously Circumcized

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 19:43:59 -0000

SIX SEVEN!!!!!!

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VIII, Theon I

Outro music: Numbers by Kraftwerk

S5E24 - mommyqyburn dot tumblr dot com

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 18:39:38 -0000

In the time since we set up our tumblr someone has already screenshotted it to call us "stupid incels" and blocked us. This will of course only make us stronger. We also finally get into a much needed discussion of one of George's obsessions: how EXACTLY are nipples measured? Plus: Purge Wedding!

Chapters: ADWD Jaime I, Jon X

Outro music: Bless the Telephone by Labi Siffre

S5E23 - Bigger and Lower

Sun, 02 Nov 2025 21:36:46 -0000

This is the episode where we look at pictures of guys who had botox injected into their nutsacks for cosmetic reasons.

Chapters: ADWD A Ghost in Winterfell, Tyrion X

Outro music: The Vampyre of Time and Memory by Queens of the Stone Age

S5E22 - Jon (Woke)

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 17:37:29 -0000

Everybody thought we were SO CRAZY for accusing big name YouTubers Glidus and Alt Shift X for plagiarizing our famous "Spoiler Zone" segment. Well, it looks like the bit stealing bastards have struck again coming for another one of our beloved retired segments. I have no pleasure in announcing that what could have been a friendly rivalry has now turned into all out War. A couple of powerful influencers backed by the YouTube-industrial complex vs one scrappy podcast - it all comes down to you, dear listener, WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON? We also talk about how hot it is when a woman gets equal pay, and, oh yeah, we also read two chapters of the book!

Chapters: ADWD Jon IX, The Blind Girl

Outro music: Mosquitoes by The Beths

S5E21 - George Fell Off

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 11:29:27 -0000

Honestly, George fell off. TWOW might not even be good. It might be bad, if these two chapters are any indication! We'll still keep reading that garbage.

Chapters: ADWD The King's Prize, Daenerys VII

Outro music: Linda Ronstadt - Poor, Poor Pitiful Me

S5E20 - Barbrey Dustin Hot Girl Summer

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 10:35:36 -0000

We check in on Theon's number of balls (unchanged) and discuss whether Barbrey should fuck him or someone else (yes).

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IX, The Turncloak

Outro music: No Joy by The Beths. because it was a tyrion and theon episode

S5E19 - Kill Darkstar

Sat, 24 May 2025 17:37:56 -0000

Cersei is plotting, Doran is plotting, the Sand Snakes are hissing and the Watcher is watching. Meanwhile, back at the Wall Jon is doing everything he can to make as many enemies as possible while alienating his remaining friends. This can only go well! I say "Oberon" instead of "Oberyn" a million times in this episode for some reason. So close! That's Shakespeare.

Chapters: ADWD The Watcher, Jon VIII

Outro music: Skulls by Misfits

S5E18 - Woman Cake (That Rainer Can't Have)

Tue, 29 Apr 2025 10:43:36 -0000

How many women does the Feminist fuck? A thousand women, and one. (somberly) the one women is Roose Bolton's wife

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys VI, The Prince of Winterfell

Outro music: Sober to Death by Car Seat Headrest

S5E17 - The Holes of Hardon Tower

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 21:05:30 -0000

Just like Bran in this chapter, we take a glimpse into the past... into the distant year of 2024, when "Hawk Tuah" was all the rage. Jon is also here and uhhh, well let's just say, he really fucked up this time. That's right, he introduced heterosexuality to the Night's Watch boys. If you ask me, he really deserves to die for this. But hey, that's just my opinion! What do YOU think? Maybe tell us by going to our BRAND NEW bluesky account, where you'll be seeing the listener question posts for every upcoming episode! And hey, would it kill you to give us a follow while you're at it? No, of course it wouldn't. Now THIS is how you write an episode description.

Chapters: ADWD Bran III, Jon VII

Outro music: Wild Boys by Duran Duran

S5E16 - ASOBAPBBQ

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 14:13:59 -0000

Kay edited this one so I have no idea what the title means nor do I have any memory recording it. Here's what Kay says about it:

"the episode is called ASOBAPBBQ. it's about theon hears some very cool stories from roose and tyrion hangs out on a boat. the song is will anybody ever love me"

Chapters: ADWD Reek III, Tyrion VIII

Outro music: Will Anybody Ever Love Me? by Sufjan Stevens

S5E15 - One Demon Sized Sperm

Sat, 19 Oct 2024 18:48:10 -0000

We're back once again talking about the greatest literary character of all time. That's right, it's a Melisandre chapter! Dany is also here and I'm gonna be honest I already forgot what happened in her chapter. Let's say she had a talk with Skahaz and Mo Reznak and cried about Missandei's dead brother. Oh and she has child slaves now, but in a cool woke way, not like the slavers she just outlawed.

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys who cares how many at this point, Melisandre I

Outro music: Deeper Well by Emmylou Harris

S5E14 - Pussy Fetus Magic

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 18:34:42 -0000

a new episode!!! this one is called "Pussy Fetus Magic". it's the jon chapter where melisandre touches his "wolf" and davos turns out to be alive and gets his boyfinding mission. the song is char ga kuru by koichiro hori

S5E13 - Dance, Forrest! Sing!

Thu, 23 May 2024 13:42:35 -0000

I swear there was at least 10 additional minutes of Forrest Gump talk that I cut out. Somebody get us theatre tickets we're getting desperate.

Chapters: ADWD The Wayward Bride, Tyrion VII

Outro music: Gump by Weird Al Yankovic

S5E12 - Gloryhole for Jacking Off

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 08:40:40 -0000

Welcome back to your favorite podcast about the Performing Arts. Theater, opera, musical, we got it all covered! This week we brush up on some of the important theater terms, and then we meet a whole lot of guys. Who did JonCon fuck in the Golden Company? And what are all the sellsword companies like? Are they normal? The answers may surprise you!

Chapters: ADWD The Lost Lord, The Windblown

Outro music: PIMP by Bacao Rhythm and Steel Band

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S5E11 - Tywin's Taint

Sun, 24 Mar 2024 19:00:14 -0000

We are all still grieving the death of many of our favorite characters such as Missandei's brother as well as Dany's favorite harp player, but at the end of the day we must move on and continue with the podcast. This is an episode where Tyrion does the worst thing he's ever done and he's still not the character we hate most. Then, we argue why Dany should have done child murder and at least one of us earnestly suggests that Cersei would have done a better job governing than Dany. So basically it's a great time for everyone involved. Somebody PLEASE get us those theater tickets,

Chapters: AFFC Tyrion VI, Daenerys IV

Outro music: I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight by Ween

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S5E10 - One Ball

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 11:11:56 -0000

This New Theon Greyjoy Theory Will Blow Your Mind!

Chapters: ADWD Reek II, Jon V

Outro music: Redesigned a Million Times by And So I Watch You from Afar

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S5E9 - Giant Woman Ogre Spit

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 20:58:50 -0000

Hey everyone George is doing a play in London about the tourney at Harrenhal and we want to get free press tickets to the premiere so we need to be taken seriously. Hold on let me just see what I named this episode

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion V, Davos III

Outro music: When I Get to the Border by Richard & Linda Thompson

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S5E8 - I Like Your Out Tit

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 13:16:12 -0000

Stop me if you heard this before but we're reading Dany and Jon chapters this week. Dany sees a sex show with a gay man and then Jon looks at some meat slabs with a different gay man. George is once again hitting us with the parallels across different chapters, and in this case the parallel is "gay men". Let's give it up to the gay men, everyone!

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys III, Jon IV

Outro music: Lonely Eyes by the Front Bottoms. guess who edited this one

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S5E7 - Piss Quips

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 20:26:03 -0000

Tyrion gets horny, plays chess and does a cartwheel. Davos eats a nasty apple. Plus: everything you always wanted to know about urinal etiquette!

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion IV, Davos II

Outro music: Pissin' In The Wind by Jerry Jeff Walker

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S5E6 - Jigsaw's Woke

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 09:52:18 -0000

A stinky boy AND a baby boy? George, you're spoiling us!

Chapters: ADWD Reek I, Bran II

Outro music: I'm Your Man by Mitski

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S5E5 - Would Jeremy Betray Me?

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 14:24:54 -0000

The two main characters of this book are very bad at politics. That's themes, probably. We discuss some of the terrible decisions Jon makes, and then imagine a reality where the Dany chapters are good. Tune in next time to find out who "Reek" is.

Chapters: ADWD Jon III, Daenerys II

Outro music: Dire Wolf by Grateful Dead

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S5E4 - Black Widow for Dads

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 14:54:58 -0000

Chapters: ADWD Tyrion III and Davos I

Kay was cursed by the Red God of Covid (19) and lost the audio for the last episode, but luckily we're back to give you a super quick run down of what happened! Maybe these episodes could be shorter?? Anyway, here's Tyrion.

Outro music: "Play the Hero" by NAOKI

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S5E3 - Simping Explained

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 14:11:38 -0000

We find some SHOCKING new revelations about when The Winds of Winter is going to be released. Then we check back in with our favorite boy who isn't eating anyone and Tyrion is also here.

Chapters: ADWD Bran I, Tyrion II

Outro music: Cannibal's Hymn by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

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S5E2 - Naruto Is Real and He Fucked My Wife 2

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 19:41:02 -0000

Chaz is our friend and she doesn't deserve the bullying she gets from certain cohosts who definitely isn't me

Chapters: ADWD Daenerys I, Jon I

Outro music: Bad Sneakers by Steely Dan

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S5E1 - Hands Job

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 13:57:20 -0000

Tyrion drinks but does not know things. Plus: an epic guy. It's time we begin the dance

Chapters: ADWD Prologue, Tyrion I

Outro music: Change in the Weather by The Beths

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S4E24 - 4th Annual "Nimble Dick Memorial" ASOBAP Awards Show and A Feast for Crows Retrospective

Tue, 23 May 2023 09:51:28 -0000

You know what it is. Respect Dick,

Outro music: Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield

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S4E23 - The Dad That Stepped Up

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 19:48:33 -0000

Haters said it can't be done - we finished A Feast for Crows!

Chapters: AFFC Jaime VII, Samwell V

Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Mr. Beat

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S4E22 - Put a Whole Lightbulb in Your Mouth

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 18:47:41 -0000

we're all trying to find the younger, more beautiful queen who did this

Chapters: AFFC Brienne VIII, Cersei X

Outro music: Mitski - I Bet on Losing Dogs

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S4E21 - What If Thighs Had Nipples

Sat, 04 Feb 2023 11:23:34 -0000

Chaos is a ladder, Alayne.

Chapters: AFFC The Princess in the Tower, Alayne (from Seinfeld) II

Outro music: Iron Horse - Ocean Breathes Salty

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S4E20 - Step One: Fill Your Bathtub with Bleach

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 14:36:28 -0000

Time to check back in once again with the Lannister siblings, where everything seems perfectly normal! No real singers were harmed in the recording of this episode.

Chapters: AFFC Jaime VI, Cersei IX

Outro music: Warren Zevon - Poor Poor Pitiful Me

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S4E19 - Cum's Landing

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:34:14 -0000

We learn about a new sport. Brienne learns about a new boy. Cersei learns nothing.

Chapters: AFFC Cersei VIII, Brienne VII

Outro music: Bends by Carly Rae Jepsen

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S4E18 - Ah! Circlusion! I like it

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 18:22:30 -0000

Sam is well.

Chapters: AFFC Cat of the Canals, Samwell IV

Outro music: My Body Betrayed Me by Black Wing

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S4E17 - Trumbeak, Leafeon, Jellicent, Scatterbug, Pupitar

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 15:30:44 -0000

Every single technological problem happened during the recording of this episode, but nevertheless we persisted. Cersei is no longer winning even in her mind, and Jaime finally has a good time. Plus: a behind the scenes revelation that changes EVERYTHING.

Chapters: AFFC Cersei VII, Jaime V

Outro music: Alice Cooper - Feed My Frankenstein

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S4E16 - Chaz's Jelly

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 12:42:14 -0000

This episode is coming to you from a distant past where there was much uncertainty whether Hot D will be good or not. Maybe it would be bad! There was simply no way of knowing.

In this week's chapters, Jaime is on his redemption arc bullshit and Brienne is on an island. But watch out! There might be a mystery to solve!

Chapters: AFFC Jaime IV, Brienne VI

Outro music: Vampire Weekend - Harmony Hall

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S4E15 - He's a 10 But He Can't Juggle

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 13:42:43 -0000

The biggest brains in podcasting return to talk about the biggest brains in Westeros.

Chapters: AFFC Cersei VI, The Reaver

Outro music: Moby Dick by Jakey

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S4E14 - EPISODE 100: The Season of MPREG

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 13:54:59 -0000

No offense but y'all listened to one hundred of these? God bless.

Chapters: AFFC Samwell III, Jaime III

Outro music: This Ain't The Summer of Love by Blue Öyster Cult

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S4E13 - Tyrion-Posing

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:32:16 -0000

The beginning of what historians will deem "the ASOBAP MPREG era".

Chapters: AFFC Cersei V, Brienne V

Outro music: These Boots Are Made for Walking by Nancy Sinatra

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S4E12 - Trampolines Are Defiance Against God

Sun, 03 Jul 2022 19:51:25 -0000

The numbers don't lie: 100% of the emo boys on this podcast are bisexual. This week, we ponder what it would be like to go back to the ocean like Kevin Costner, wonder what it's like to grow gills like Kevin Costner did and what Kevin Costner would say about this Arya chapter. Then we check back in with Alayne from Seinfeld. What's the deal with Lyn Corbray?

Chapters: AFFC Arya II, Alayne I

Outro music: To All the Crowded Rooms by Senses Fail

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S4E11 - Believe Dick

Sat, 11 Jun 2022 10:24:27 -0000

We lose some of our favorite guys as Brienne does an epic murder and Arianne's failsafe plan goes wrong against all odds.

Chapters: AFFC Brienne IV, The Queenmaker

Outro music: Ween - Waving My Dick in the Wind

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S4E10 - The Cumtown of ASOIAF

Wed, 18 May 2022 13:54:04 -0000

It's Kingsmoot time! And who has a better story than Euron Crow's Eye?

Chapters: AFFC The Iron Captain, The Drowned Man

Outro music: Illés - Te kit választanál?

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S4E9 - She Let Me Hit Cuz I Killed the Pope

Wed, 04 May 2022 15:40:59 -0000

Welcome back to another edition of Keeping Up With the Lannisters! This week, Jaime says bye to bones and Cersei keeps on plotting shitty plans.

Chapters: AFFC Jaime II, Cersei IV

Outro music: Nine Inch Nails - Closer But It's Funkytown By Lipps Inc. mashup by Wiliam Maranci

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S4E8 - Respect the Boob Ghost

Sat, 23 Apr 2022 13:34:56 -0000

Do you think Stannis will come back as the (K)night King or did you like season 8 of Game of Thrones? In this episode we meet some new types of guys and create our own original character (do NOT steal) (but feel free to send us fan art).

Chapters: AFFC Brienne III, Samwell II

Outro music: Big Sky by The Kinks

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S4E7 - Soil Deez Nuts

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 14:32:03 -0000

This episode is all about big nipples. Take it up with George!

Chapters: AFFC Cersei III, The Soiled Knight

Outro music: Body by Megan Thee Stallion

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S4E6 - Like a Seahorse

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 19:08:56 -0000

We check in on how Sansa, or as she's now known, Elaine from Seinfeld is doing, and then we go over to the Iron Islands to see a guy who's epic for reading! I sure remember this episode that was recorded two months ago.

Chapters: AFFC Sansa I, The Kraken's Daughter

Outro music: Untitled (cont.) by The Brave Little Abacus

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S4E5 - She Wag My Staff Until I Humfrey

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 12:50:27 -0000

Jaime hasn't slept for a few days, and we ALL know what happens when you do that: he starts imagining other men's bodies. Brienne finds a little boy.

Chapters: AFFC Jaime I, Brienne II

Outro music: Who Needs Sleep? by Barenaked Ladies

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S4E4 - L+Ratio+You Fucked Your Brother

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 08:11:54 -0000

Welcome back to the Cersei show! Believe it or not, she is still winning. This week, she's still very normal about Margaery and then she meets a sexual woman. We're so excited for her! But before that, we take a trip to Braavos to find out what Arya does to that worm.

Chapters: AFFC Arya I, Cersei II

Outro music: The Hearse Song by Rusty Cage

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S4E3 - Little Bone Boy Sitting in Lincoln's Lap

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 11:15:26 -0000

Brienne meets many types of guys. Sam reads and Randyll Tarly is canceled again. Are you Team Antz or Team A Bug's Life?

Chapters: AFFC Brienne I, Samwell I

Outro music: Naruto Shippuden OST - Hyakkaryouran

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S4E2 - I Would Fuck All Women

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 20:49:29 -0000

The woman respecters have logged on.

Chapters: AFFC: The Captain of the Guards, Cersei I

Outro music: Maria by Scooter

S4E1 - George Invented Feet

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 18:49:15 -0000

We are kicking off A Feast for Crows season the only way we can: by talking about feet.

Chapters: AFFC Prologue, The Prophet

Outro music: Feet Don't Fail Me Now by Joy Crooks

S3E38 - 3rd Annual ASOBAP "Yummy Scrummy Memorial" Awards Sponsored by Kelianne Stankus (feat. Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish)

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 13:44:05 -0000

We might have coaxed ourselves into a snafu.

S3E37 - Entering a New Phase

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 16:16:33 -0000

The third book in the series was the longest book of the series.

Chapters: ASOS Sansa VII, Epilogue

Outro music: Tom Waits - Dead and Lovely

S3E36 - It's Me to Me

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 09:46:02 -0000

We're getting a little twisted with this one. Sam steals an election while Jon has gay thoughts.

Chapters: ASOS Samwell V, Jon XII

Outro music: Belle and Sebastian - Wrapped Up in Books

S3E35 - She Slurp on My Yoshi! Wahoo!

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 16:05:42 -0000

One of the POVs this week gains a new dad, the other kills one. Equivalent exchange.

Chapters: ASOS Jon XI, Tyrion XI

Outro music: Winter's House by Giles Corey

S3E34 - New Cowboy: Cole Cassidy

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 19:09:32 -0000

New cowboy dropped.

Chapters: ASOS Arya VIII, Samwell IV

Outro music: Let's All Help the Cowboys (Sing the Blues) by Waylon Jennings

S3E33 - BrieNFT

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 09:56:26 -0000

We are very excited to announce that ASOBAP is jumping on the hype: we are selling you JPEGs of Brienne for ten million dollars worth of fake crypto money each! This is not a scam! Other suggested talking points: a sword to kill Sansa, how fun it is to use hot wax, getting a castle where 9/11 happened, fisting a horn and the dichotomy between being horny and being normal.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime IX, Jon X

Outro music: Fiend in Wien by World/Inferno Friendship Society

S3E32 - We're Not Afraid of Geodude

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 12:38:10 -0000

Geodude is NOT scary he's just weird! Other discussion points include: what if snakes had arms, pointing and laughing at Jorah one last time and, idk, some fight between Gregor and Oberyn I guess? Yeah, nothing important happens in these chapters.

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion X, Daenerys VI

Outro music: Matt Elliott - Guidance is Internal

S3E31 - Shansha

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 18:05:24 -0000

What's the most fucked up way you can eat fruit?

Chapters: ASOS Sansa VI, Jon IX

Outro music: The Wiggles - Fruit Salad

S3E30 - Take the Garlic

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 08:43:29 -0000

We would never endorse any illegal activity on this podcast.

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion IX, Jaime VIII

Outro music: Perfume Genius - Describe

S3E29 - Moldfred Stark

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 12:39:47 -0000

Meet not one, not two, but four new secret Stark siblings!

Chapters: ASOS Jon VIII, Arya XII

Outro music: Rusted Root - Send Me on My Way

S3E28 - This Murder Plot Will Make You Cum in 15 Seconds!

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 18:09:04 -0000

You may notice that this episode was recorded a while ago from all the beach that makes you old jokes.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime VII, Davos VI

Outro music: Alphaville - Forever Young

S3E27 - Chaos Is a Secret Ladder (Wedding Special #2)

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 22:08:51 -0000

Joffrey's cool wedding

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion VIII, Sansa V

Outro music: FKA twigs - Fallen Alien

S3E26 - RIP to Your Book but I'm Different

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 18:07:18 -0000

After a stretch of fantastic chapters, George reminds us that it doesn't always have to be like that. Strong Belwas takes a shit. Joffrey kills a book. Jorah gets canceled.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys V, Tyrion VII, Sansa IV

Outro music: Ween - The Stallion Pt. 3

S3E25 - The Hills Have Tits

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 09:42:20 -0000

We're back and we're having a normal one. Talking points: what if moons were tits, fucking a snowman to make it come to life, George's funny comedy bits, getting eaten by a door.

Chapters: ASOS Jon VII, Bran IV

Outro music: Tyler, the Creator - See You Again

S3E24 - Kelianne Stankus : Who is she? Professional gymnast??? Tik Tok Journey | Boyfriend Relationship Revealed!

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 22:03:13 -0000

Tyrion and Davos REACT to: Red Wedding!

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion VI, Davos V

Outro music: bollywood apologetics by black wing

Sponsored by: Kelianne Stankus Kelianne Stankus

S3E23 - Wedding Special

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 12:12:04 -0000

This is the red wedding episode! Would be a shame if we talked about "lewd anime" instead

The recipe of the week is: toad in the hole

listen to ghostflea

Chapters: ASOS Arya X, Catelyn VI, Arya XI

Outro music: Alanis Morissette - Ironic

S3E22 - Funny Episode 69: Queering Heterosexuality by Fucking Your Sister

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 20:35:48 -0000

Haha! It's our 69th episode! It's the funniest number! Let's all join together and celebrate this occasion with two chapters that will certainly be appropriate for this!

Chapters: ASOS Jon VI, Catelyn VI

Outro music: Peter Gabriel - Red Rain

S3E21 - I'm Just a Little Baby Man and It's My Birthday

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 10:31:05 -0000

Sam dreams about titties and meets a new type of guy. Arya and Sandor head towards a wedding. We learn to cook.

Chapters: ASOS Samwell III, Arya IX

Outro music: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Dreams

S3E20 - Dog Slurs

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 14:45:44 -0000

Jaime has a dream, Catelyn experiences Evil Rain, and we learn what a "factkin" is.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime VI, Catelyn V

S3E19 - Computer, Show Me Pictures of Barrels

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 10:46:47 -0000

Time to meet a very special boy!

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys IV, Arya VIII

Outro music: Rage Against the Machine - Wake Up

S3E18 - The Joke of Jojen (Racist)

Sun, 23 May 2021 20:27:37 -0000

Every day people keep asking us: when can I get my fingers in the book? If you're one of those people, we finally have the answer for you!

Chapters: ASOS Bran III, Jon V

Outro music: King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard - Billabong Valley

S3E17 - Dilfication Beam

Tue, 18 May 2021 14:22:39 -0000

amoung tyrion

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion V, Arya VII

Outro music: Friar Tuck by These Old Bones

S3E16 - Robert's Van

Sat, 08 May 2021 14:25:59 -0000

Jaime bath chapter

This episode contains ASMR.

Chapters: ASOS Davos IV, Jaime V

Outro music: Willie Nelson - On the Road Again

S3E15 - Tyrion's Egg

Sat, 01 May 2021 11:04:31 -0000

So you know Fabergé eggs? They're making a Game of Thrones one, but hear me out: what if they put Tyrion in one? What if you bought the Fabergé egg and you opened it up and Tyrion was inside? What if there was an egg with Tyrion in it, but it was also on the moon? But moon is also egg? What if you cracked open an egg and there was three Tyrions in it, but you're also on the moon, so the egg is actually the moon inside a Fabergé egg and the Tyrions represent the types of magic and - hold on, someone is handing me a note that says we don't even have a Tyrion chapter this week.

Chapters: ASOS Arya VI, Catelyn IV

Outro music: Gwyn Lord of Cinder - Dark Souls OST

S3E14 - Old Boners Don't Lie

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 12:07:22 -0000

You will NEVER guess what's in this bowl of brown!

Chapters: ASOS Tyrion IV, Samwell II

Outro music: LeviathanJPTV - Chug Jug With You

S3E13 - Covid Bottom Text

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 10:04:21 -0000

We set out to do our shortest episode ever. This is what happened.

Chapters: ASOS Arya V, Jon IV, Jaime IV

Outro music: The Smiths - That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore

S3E12 - 9 Reasons Why Your Penis Might Turn Purple

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 10:25:31 -0000

Daenerys Targaryen is the greatest character in modern fiction.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys III, Sansa III

Outro music: Amorf Ördögök - Tengerparti homokvár

S3E11 - Hot Squirrel Summer

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 11:13:45 -0000

You know, the one where Jon does the thing.

Chapters: ASOS Bran II, Davos III, Jon III

Outro music: Holy River - Courage

S3E10 - Naruto Is Real and He Fucked My Wife

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 14:38:02 -0000

I hope you like racism, because George put a lot of it in this one!

Chapters: ASOS Arya IV, Daenerys II

Outro music: They Might Be Giants - Your Racist Friend

S3E9 - Beach Episode

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 13:33:16 -0000

One day, all of your hosts will go on the beach together. It will be fun, barely plot relevant, and full of uncomfortable comedy horniness. But this is not our beach episode, no. This is just a tribute.

Chapters: ASOS Catelyn III, Jaime III Outro music: home with you by FKA twigs

S3E8 - Wight Wedding

Tue, 02 Mar 2021 12:14:44 -0000

This is how Cersei wins.

Chapters: ASOS Samwell I, Tyrion III

Outro music: Spraynard - Spooky, Scary

S3E7 - I Have No Dick and I Must Piss

Tue, 23 Feb 2021 12:54:25 -0000

It's time to answer the most important question: Which Monster Would You Fuck?

Chapters: ASOS Jon II, Sansa II, Arya III

Outro music: Bobby "Boris" Pickett - Monster Mash

S3E6 - In the Middle of My Wife

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 11:23:40 -0000

It is with a heavy heart that we say goodbye to fan favorite character Utherydes Wayn, may you bang your staff wherever you are.

Chapters: ASOS Arya II, Catelyn II

Outro music: Stormzy - Crown

S3E5 - Crank It With Your Ass

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 10:50:08 -0000

One weird trick to improve Tyrion chapters.

Chapters: ASOS Jaime II, Tyrion II

Outro music: MGMT - When You Die

S3E4 - STRONG BABY

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 13:24:13 -0000

Maybe it's time for Jorah to die for real.

Chapters: ASOS Daenerys I, Bran I, Davos II

Outro music: Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me (8 bit cover)

S3E3 - Ser Big of House Chungus

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 15:28:43 -0000

Episode Notes

Wow it's our 50th episode, as well as the one year anniversary of our podcast, two events which we totally remembered! Maybe the real news segment was the cohosts we tricked along the way.

Chapters: ASOS Davos I, Sansa I, Jon I

Outro music: Karliene - The Bear and the Maiden Fair

S3E2 - Super Tall Wife Mood

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 13:13:27 -0000

Episode Notes

Look, sometimes you find an AI tweet generator right before recording a podcast and it derails everything. We're not upset if you don't listen to this one.

Chapters: ASOS Catelyn I, Arya I, Tyrion I Outro music: Grimes - Kill V. Maim

S3E1 - My Handsome Brandson

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 16:43:48 -0000

Episode Notes

Season 3 baby! New year, new book, same bad jokes.

Chapters: A Storm of Swords - Prologue, Jaime I Outro music: Peg by Steely Dan

S2E30 - 2nd Annual ASOBAP "Ned Stark Memorial" A Clash of Kings Interactive VR Awards Show Extravaganza

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 15:16:39 -0000

Episode Notes

We have finished the book last week, but one question remains: what did our listeners think of this book? Who did they like? Who did they hate? Do they understand? Tune in to find out.

Thank you so much for sticking with us through two books. We'll see you with A Storm of Swords in January!

Outro music: Hokus Pocus by Insane Clown Posse

S2E29 - Kings Be Clashing

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 12:56:55 -0000

Episode Notes

Semper Clashing.

Chapters: ACOK Bran VII

Spoiler music: Toss by Whirr Outro music: Wait by Whirr

S2E28 - Pod Save Tyrion

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:48:52 -0000

Episode Notes

We are SO CLOSE to being done with Clash, but there's one last Tyrion chapter to talk about.

Make sure to VOTE for the special end of book awards here: https://forms.gle/3s6cix5Z3xZYQBZh6

Chapters: ACOK Tyrion XV, Jon VIII

Outro music: Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson

S2E27 - Jokerlicious, Baby!

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 11:00:32 -0000

Episode Notes

We enter the dark chapter of our journey to #MakeHerUnderstand. Then, we're coming in with some HOT TAKES about Sansa and Theon's last Clash chapters. Why so sadface?

Chapters: ACOK Sansa VIII, Theon VI

Outro music: Just by Radiohead

S2E26 - Edmund Tully From the Top Rope

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 11:31:51 -0000

Episode Notes

Edmund Tully. King Doran. Mereen. Mae is testing our patience with this one. We also talk about Dany and Arya's last chapters. Which of them had an arc in this book? Tune in to find out.

Chapters: ACOK Daenerys V, Arya X

Outro music: Forces by Susumu Hirasawa

S2E25 - Issuing a Clown Challenge

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 13:18:24 -0000

Blackwater part 2 - Renly pulls an upset, we learn about foils and apply some serious literary analysis for the first time after 40 episodes of book podcast.

Chapters: ACOK Sansa VI, Tyrion XIV, Sansa VII

Outro music: Warped by Best Witches

S2E24 - A Ship Named Destiel

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 13:02:56 -0000

Have you heard of this little TV show called Supernatural? Pretty wild what they did with Destiel huh. We're the only people on the internet who will talk about it. We also talk the other, more literal kind of ship. George went kinda nutty with them in these chapters.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Sansa V, Davos III, Tyrion XIII

Outro music: The Ship Song by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Check out our other podcasts at https://goodepisodeproductions.carrd.co/#shows

S2E23 - Kinkslayer

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:08:55 -0000

He's here - he's greasy and stinky, but he's still the most beautiful man you've ever seen.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Catelyn VII, Theon V

Outro music: 'All My Friends Are Far Away From Me' and 'Buzzing, Cold in the Ears' by Couches

Check out our other podcasts at https://goodepisodeproductions.carrd.co/#shows

S2E22 - A Song of Feet and Toes

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 21:30:27 -0000

For the first time ever, a podcast is brave enough to look at wikifeet. We also talk about Sansa's first period, Jon's first wolf dream, and a really rough Tyrion chapter.

Content warnings for discussion of sexual assault during the Tyrion chapter.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Sansa IV, Jon VII, Tyrion XII

Outro music: Tusk by Fleetwood Mac

Check out our other podcasts at https://goodepisodeproductions.carrd.co/#shows

S2E21 - The Nutsack of Westeros

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 10:37:45 -0000

Last week we might have flown too close to the sun. Now we have to reckon with the fallout. You too can help us to #MakeHerUnderstand!

Chapters discussed: ACOK: Theon IV, Jon VI

Spoiler music: Bergamont by MF Doom [Metal Fingers] Outro music: Heavy Pop by WU LYF

Check out our other podcasts at https://goodepisodeproductions.carrd.co/#shows

S2E20 - #AzorAhaiIsEvil #MakeHerUnderstand

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 09:52:32 -0000

Emmanuel is gone for a week. The news segment gets out of control. We GOTTA make her understand!

Chapters discussed: ACOK Daenerys IV (aka House of the Undying), Tyrion XI

Outro music: Beware False Prophets by Pure Mothman

S2E19 - If I Kill a Schoolbus

Tue, 13 Oct 2020 11:01:37 -0000

Two chapters, two castles changing ownership and two football teams losing. This episode was sponsored by Sultán Estambul, your new favorite Turkish restaurant in Spain.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Bran VI, Arya IX

Spoiler music: Harmonica and recorder medley by Kay and Chaz Outro music: Nothing Seems the Same by Heartless Bastards

S2E18 - Crazy Axe Boyfriends

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 12:33:08 -0000

We found the person responsible for all wars and it's not who you think it is!

Chapters discussed: Jon V, Tyrion X, Catelyn VI

Outro music: Best Day Ever - Spongebob Squarepants

S2E17 - I Wish Every Man in My Service Was Your Dad

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 10:13:21 -0000

Stannis and Davos are boyfriends and Mel gives birth in a regular way. Let 👏 George 👏 build 👏 a castle!

Chapters discussed: ACOK Tyrion IX, Davos II

Spoiler music: A Candle's Fire by Beirut Outro music: Santa Fe by Beirut

Check out our other podcasts at https://goodepisodeproductions.carrd.co/#shows

S2E16 - Por un harpón del Rey de la Noche

Sun, 20 Sep 2020 12:33:51 -0000

¡Bienvenidos de nuevo a otro episodio de "Una canción de bebés y cachorros"! Esta semana, jugamos un nuevo juego basado en el segmento de noticias, y disfrutamos de unas agradables vacaciones lejos de Tyrion, Brienne haciendo un amigo y Edmure haciendo una genial estrategia de guerra.

Capítulos discutidos: ACOK Arya VIII, Catelyn V, Daenerys III

Música Spoiler: "Hiphopopotamus vs Rhymenoceros" por Flight of the conchords Música Outro: "Wuthering Heights" por Kate Bush

S2E15 - The Creature From the News Lagoon

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 13:46:52 -0000

Another Tyrion chapter? What is this, A Clash of Kings (1998)?

Chapters discussed: ACOK Bran V, Tyrion VIII, Theon III

Spoiler music: New Beat by Toro y Moi Outro music: Madder Red by Yeasayer

S2E14 - Two MILFs Stand Before You

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 16:59:28 -0000

Renly's fine don't worry about it

Chapters discussed: ACOK Catelyn IV, John IV

Outro music: Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap

S2E13 - Peach Time

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 10:52:17 -0000

We did it Reddit! We finally talk about Renly's peach.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Catelyn III, Sansa III

Spoiler music: Uni Mode by Alva Noto Outro music: Olsen Olsen by Sigur Rós

Check out our other podcasts at Good Episode Productions

S2E12 - Wet Ass Beard

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 10:18:58 -0000

Tyrion is cool and epic and he likes to fuck.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Bran IV, Tyrion VII, Arya VII

Spoiler music: WAP (regular version) Outro music: The Moon by The Microphones

You can look at the good fanart of Tyrion and Shae that we discuss for a bit here

S2E11 - This Guy Wants to Fuck My Dad

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 10:02:06 -0000

Podcasting is a form of creepypasta, if you think about it.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Tyrion VI, Arya VI, Daenerys II

Outro music: You Were Right by Built to Spill

S2E10 - Ship Jokes

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 23:18:09 -0000

This episode is a big hit with the Ironborn crowd.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Jon III, Theon II.

Spoiler music: Mad Woman by Taylor Swift Outro music: Blau wie das Meer by Mr. Hurley & Die Pulveraffen

S2E9 - The Great Fruit Soup Schism

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 11:16:32 -0000

Fruit soup is a soup prepared using fruit as a primary ingredient, and may be served warm or cold depending on the recipe. Some fruit soups use several varieties of fruit, and alcoholic beverages such as rum, sherry and kirsch (a fruit brandy) may be used.[1] Fruit soup is sometimes served as a dessert.[1]

Many recipes are for cold soups served when fruit is in season during warm weather.[2] Some, like Norwegian fruktsuppe, may be served warm or cold, and rely on dried fruit, such as dried prunes, apricots[3] and raisins, thus being able to be prepared in any season. Fruit soups may include milk[1] or cream, sweet or savoury dumplings, spices, or alcoholic beverages, such as sweet wine, white wine,[1] brandy or champagne.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Bran III, Catelyn II

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Outro music: The Queen's Rebuke/The Crossing by The Decemberists Spoiler music: Sexy Sax Man Sergio Flores

S2E8 - Girl Stoneheart

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 09:51:48 -0000

ASOBAP Epic Takedown of Tyrion Lannister with Facts and Logic, Part 2

Chapters discussed: ACOK Sansa II, Arya V, Tyrion V

Spoiler music: It's Bugsnax by Kero Kero Bonito Outro music: Big Fig Wasp by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

S2E7 - You Wanna Know How I Lost My Balls?

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 09:01:31 -0000

A Song of Babys and Puppys epic takedown of Tyrion Lannister with Facts and Logic, part 1.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Tyrion III, Bran II, Tyrion IV

Spoiler music: Tales of the Future by Vangelis

Outro music: Ginger by (regrettably) The Front Bottoms

Check out our Funko Pop streams: Round 1, Part 1 Part 2

Round 2

S2E6 - Funny Clown Dick Show

Mon, 06 Jul 2020 14:52:41 -0000

Rest in piece Dobber. You had a beautiful soul and an even more beautiful dick.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Daenerys I, Jon II, Arya IV

Outro music: System of a Down - B.Y.O.B.

S2E5 - Great Shitting, Your Grace!

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 11:15:05 -0000

Two new POV characters this week, both having a great time and not getting owned by anyone. It's Aeron's Party: Come Get It (and by "it" we mean saltwater baptism).

Chapters discussed: ACOK Davos I, Theon I

Outro music: Björk - Oceania

S2E4 - The Elder Scrolls VI: Skyrim 2

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 20:24:42 -0000

After twenty something episodes, the news segment is finally being put on trial. Will justice catch up with us? And will Cersei finally get her revenge?

Chapters discussed: ACOK Catelyn I, Tyrion II, Arya III

Outro music: Raphael Attar - Dave the Dinosaur

S2E3 - George RR Martinis

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 15:17:59 -0000

More news! More clowns! And a brief discussion of A Clash of Kings in between.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Bran I, Arya II, Jon I

Outro music: Yoko Kanno - Green Bird

S2E2 - Joffrey's Party (Come Get It)

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 10:41:27 -0000

I guess this is a pro clown podcast now.

Chapters discussed: ACOK Arya I, Sansa I, Tyrion I

Outro music: Washer by Slint

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S2E1 - Heated Clown Moment

Sun, 31 May 2020 23:47:26 -0000

We are all becoming Patchface as we start A Clash of Kings with an in-depth discussion of the prologue - we are counting every number, figure out every way Stannis can grind and answer the biggest question of all: What Are Tables Exactly?

Chapters discussed: ACOK Prologue

S1E17 - 1st Annual "Ned Stark Memorial Awards" A Song of Babys and Puppys Post A Game of Thrones Book Retrospective Awards Show and Stunt Spectacular

Mon, 25 May 2020 12:17:45 -0000

Time to look back one last time on A Game of Thrones with a VERY SPECIAL awards show extravaganza! Special guests! Celebrity cameos! Eddy does one stunt! Plus: hear it here first - CONFIRMED The Winds of Winter release date!

With special guests Sara, Eddy and Elliott.

NEXT WEEK: A Clash of Kings - Prologue

Outro music: Never Meant but it's 1984

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E16 - Brynden or Bust

Sun, 17 May 2020 18:53:20 -0000

We did it! One book down, four to hopefully six more to go. There's an extended discussion of My Little Pony/norse mythology crossover fanart that Emmanuel probably cut out but I still want you to know that it happened.

NEXT WEEK we'll be taking a break from reading and instead look back on AGOT one last time with a special awards show spectacular!

Chapters discussed: AGOT Catelyn IX, Daenerys X

Outro music: The Argus by Ween

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E15 - Mother of Mountains Dew

Mon, 11 May 2020 13:30:08 -0000

We have reached the 69th chapter of A Game of Thrones, which means it's time to figure out the biggest mystery of all: what is the meaning of the sex number 69?

Chapters discussed: AGOT Daenerys IX, Tyrion IX, Jon IX

Outro music: That Old Black Hole by Dr. Dog

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E14 - Genji Rivers

Sun, 03 May 2020 10:42:24 -0000

Welcome back to the official podcast about George R. R. Martin's Wild Cards with another episode full of in-depth discussions of what everyone's up to in Jokertown, Texas. Ned is alive and well, Rickon is four and there's something going on between Osha and Luwin. In a town where everyone is Joker, maybe the most twisted thing to do is be normal.

Featuring: Kay, Chaz, Rainer, Emmanuel, János

Chapters discussed: AGOT Arya V, Bran VII, Sansa VI

Outro music: Emily by Joanna Newsom

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E13 - Hippocratic Blood Oath

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 10:16:31 -0000

Special guest and expert on all things House (M.D. and Atreus) Ducky joins us to talk about owning your dad by not dying, Robb's epic battle strategy that definitely all of us understood, and just a very normal time Dany is having.

Featuring: Ducky, Chaz, Emmanuel, János, Rainer

Chapters: AGOT Tyrone VIII, Catelyn X, Daenerys VIII

Outro music: "Paramore Ain't it Fun But It's In Da Club by 50 Cent" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zrR2Ev_xFg

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E12 - You Can Just Go to Asshai

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 11:09:02 -0000

#1 guest of the show Kay returns to talk about Elon Claw, Khal Fomo and Too Many Freys.

(cw for discussions of rape in the Dany chapter)

Featuring: Kay, Chaz, Rainer, János, Emmanuel

Chapters discussed: AGOT Catelyn IX, Jon VIII, Daenerys VII

Funny George turtle video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-hsWVzDmIk

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E11 - I've Never Trusted a Jeff

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 12:08:33 -0000

Get ready for some mind-numbingly funny content when Eddy (Postgame of Thrones, Funpoint, 5 Grams of Iron/Yare Yare Boys) joins us for Tyrone Lancaster Funny Moments, Jeff Newsroom epic owning Joffrey, the tourney where everyone smiled and the chapter when Ned turns it all around.

Featuring: Eddy, Chaz, János, Rainer, Emmanuel

Chapters discussed: AGOT Tyrion VII, Sansa V, Eddard XV

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E10 - Semen Stains the Castle Tops

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 12:05:52 -0000

We are changing to three chapters a week, which means we finally have time to discuss what really matters: what is tree eggs?

Featuring: Kay, Chaz, Rainer, János, Emmanuel

Chapters discussed: AGOT Bran VI, Daenerys VI, Catelyn VIII

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E9 - Euron Biden Reveals His Blood Eye to the World

Thu, 26 Mar 2020 11:06:29 -0000

Special guest Sara (Fearbaiting, The Wonder Yeerks, HKIPGTD) joins us for the most normal of episodes. Here's how Ned can still win.

Featuring: Sara, Chaz, János, Rainer, Emmanuel

Chapters discussed: Jon VI, Eddard XIV, Arya IV, Sansa IV, Jon VII

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E8 - Enemies to Lovers Speedrun

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 11:35:45 -0000

A lot of Ned chapters this week, I'm sure this means nothing!

Featuring: Chaz, János, Kay, Rainer, Emmanuel

Chapters discussed: Eddard XI, Sansa III, Eddard XII, Daenerys V, Eddard XIII

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E7 - The Beans Are a Lie

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 13:23:03 -0000

This sky cell is cool, but I wish there was a way to find the geeks and gamers in the crowd.

Images discussed: Funny Bronn vs Ser Vardis

Gunthor son of Grrm

Featuring: Chaz, János, Rainer, Emmanuel

Chapters discussed: AGOT Tyrion V, Eddard X, Catelyn VII, Jon V, Tyrion VI

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E6 - They're Taking the Titties to Isengard

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 17:23:04 -0000

Everyone who has ever been on this podcast comes together to remember that one time Jory Cassel saw some tits.

Featuring: Kay, Chaz, Rainer, János, Emmanuel

Chapters discussed: AGOT Catelyn VI, Eddard IX, Daenerys IV, Bran V

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E5 - Jyck Van Jyke

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 15:53:51 -0000

Y'all like Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney?

Featuring: Kay, Chaz, János, Emmanuel

Chapters discussed: AGOT Eddard VII, Tyrion IV, Arya III, Eddard VIII

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E4 - Septa Mordane Cringe Compilation

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 00:01:15 -0000

Randyll Tarly and Littlefinger are rotting in a jail cell somewhere while Sansa and Sam enjoy a nice lemon cake.

Chapters discussed: Jon IV, Eddard VI, Catelyn V, Sansa II

The good fanart for Sansa II: https://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/c/c3/Linda_Tso_Sansa_Stark_better_than_the_songs.jpg

"Me and the boys wearing epic helmets": https://amuelia.tumblr.com/post/186304773148/inspired-by-a-reddit-thread-that-collected-helmet

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E3 - Ed, Eddard n Eddy

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 00:38:19 -0000

We welcome special guest Chaz to discuss Ned's cool parenting moments, Rickon running with the puppys and look Syrio is here! Good vibes only in these chapters!

Chapters discussed: AGOT Tyrion III, Arya II, Daenerys III, Bran IV, Eddard V

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

There Are Two Moons Inside You

Thu, 06 Feb 2020 23:20:40 -0000

Put on your bronze foil hats and join us for a discussion of moons, swords and meteors.

S1E2 - The Assassination of Lady by the Coward Eddard Stark

Mon, 03 Feb 2020 23:55:19 -0000

Is George changing the ending because of the show? Is Littlefinger going to kill the Night King in A Dream of Spring? And what wrestler did Brandon Stark look like?

Chapters discussed: AGOT Eddard III, Bran III, Catelyn IV, Jon III, Eddard IV

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X

S1E1 - Ilyn Payne Tongue Fic

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 11:56:23 -0000

A Game of Thrones first 150 pages any% speedrun

Chapters discussed: AGOT Prologue, Bran I, Catelyn I, Daenerys I, Eddard I, Jon I, Catelyn II, Arya I, Bran II, Tyrion I, Jon II, Daenerys II, Eddard II, Tyrion II, Catelyn III, Sansa I

Book club: https://booksoftheshow.carrd.co/

Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/7sbAt9X