Advanced Sagebrush & Shootouts

We discuss Blown Apart, answer listener questions, and streamline your process by combining 16-4-2 and Thanksgiving with your family (or the Duchovnys).

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S1E49 - Blown Apart - Part 6

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 05:05:23 -0000

Things blow apart.

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S1E48 - Blown Apart - Part 5

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 05:05:39 -0000

A warehouse full of crime calls for a duo of duos of justice.

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S1E47 - Blown Apart - Part 4

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 06:05:08 -0000

Harvel, Steel, and Simpkins discuss the merits of artistic license with local celebrity/rapper Billy Dee Trillions.

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S1E46 - Blown Apart - Part 3

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 04:05:43 -0000

The DFWTF roughs up a confidential informant because Justice.

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S1E45 - Blown Apart - Part 2

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 04:05:29 -0000

The DFWTF stocks up while taking stock of the situation at the DFWTFHQ.

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S1E44 - Blown Apart - Part 1

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 04:05:48 -0000

The DFWTF's finest try to take the night off, but unfortunately crime doesn’t check the PTO calendar.

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Hours Did Pass

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 12:00:48 -0000

Dungeons & Dragons they played Undead witch-ice heads were slain Dice they did cast Hours did pass Dungeons & Dragons they played Check the rulebook to make sure Your question is very obscure We can't just roll dice And say that it's right Check the rulebook to make sure

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Table Talk - Whitt Talk vs Jared Boys

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 11:00:30 -0000

We discuss Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards while sampling delectable treats from a faraway land.

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Bonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 5

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 10:00:36 -0000

D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege.

Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic.

This is their story.

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Bonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 4

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 09:00:04 -0000

D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege.

Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic.

This is their story.

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Bonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 3

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 08:00:54 -0000

D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege.

Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic.

This is their story.

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Bonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 2

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 07:00:57 -0000

D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege.

Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic.

This is their story.

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Bonus - Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards - Part 1

Sat, 13 Oct 2018 06:00:00 -0000

D'harek Vusk is the hulking blonde embodiment of human-fighter privilege.

Babylon Goodbarrel is an incredibly drunk halfling wizard who knows surprisingly little about magic.

This is their story.

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None of the Above

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 04:05:41 -0000

None of the Above, from the official The Sins of Dr. Crimeopolis and the Spoils of His Punishment soundtrack.

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Table Talk - 16-4-2 Your Senators

Wed, 10 Oct 2018 04:05:19 -0000

We discuss Nun of the Above with SPECIAL GUEST Angie, Antiquated Sagecraft & Spellwards, and how to contact your senators.

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S1E43 - Nun of the Above - Part 6

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 05:05:08 -0000

The gang stalls their certain doom hoping to make a whirly-bird zoom.

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S1E42 - Nun of the Above - Part 5

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 05:05:41 -0000

Brian Russell keeps being a pain in the ass while the boys and Joan-Marie struggle to save his dumb life.

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S1E41 - Nun of the Above - Part 4

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 05:05:21 -0000

Whoever is after Snake and Oil has messed with the wrong junkyard dogs.

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S1E40 - Nun of the Above - Part 3

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 05:05:02 -0000

The DFWTF's undercover finest come up with the finest of plans. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

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S1E39 - Nun of the Above - Part 2

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 05:05:09 -0000

Kip and Trevor struggle to protect their valuable criminal from the mysterious fore of well-equipped thugs.

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S1E38 - Nun of the Above - Part 1

Mon, 03 Sep 2018 05:05:42 -0000

In order to protect a valuable asset, Kip and Trevor undertake their most dangerous assignment yet.

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Ski Surfer Girl

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 04:05:38 -0000

Ski Surfer Girl by The Lake Boys

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Table Talk - Skin Pact

Wed, 29 Aug 2018 04:05:41 -0000

In our most impressively skippable episode of Table Talk yet, we discuss tattoos, The Thing, and play some seriously drunk voicemails.

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S1E37 - Hard Contact - Part 7

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 05:05:54 -0000

Kip, Trevor, and BluRay dive deep into the unknown horrors of Lake Dallas.

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S1E36 - Hard Contact - Part 6

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 05:05:06 -0000

Things take an exciting "twist" when Kip, Trevor, and BluRay explore the mysterious submarine.

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S1E35 - Hard Contact - Part 5

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 05:05:10 -0000

The FBI sends the boys on a fool's errand that turns out to be a very important justice-errand for DFW's finest fools.

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S1E34 - Hard Contact - Part 4

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 05:05:49 -0000

Kip, Trevor, and BluRay strap up, strip down, and prove they don't monkey around when it comes to gorilla warfare.

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S1E33 - Hard Contact - Part 3

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 05:05:00 -0000

When the body of a chimpanzee washes up on the shores of Lake Dallas, it’s up to Steel and Simpkins to peel this filthy crime banana.

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S1E32 - Hard Contact - Part 2

Mon, 23 Jul 2018 05:05:39 -0000

When strange sightings have been reported at Lake Dallas, Steel and Simpkins are brought in to assist the FBI in their investigation. Trevor tries to impress his old partner, BluRay gets in some surf-time, and Kip tries to keep track of his bottoms.

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S1E31 - Hard Contact - Part 1

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 05:05:44 -0000

Things are heating up in DFW while the chili is going down. And like chili, crime comes in many bold and spicy flavors.

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Out of the Bowl

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 04:05:55 -0000

Out of the Bowl by Floater

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Goin'

Fri, 13 Jul 2018 04:05:48 -0000

Goin' - Live in DFW 1998 by Burlap Jar

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Table Talk - Twizzness Plan

Wed, 11 Jul 2018 04:05:54 -0000

We have a Patreon now, so we talk about ways we can turn our podcsat into a business. Or better yet, a Twizzness.

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S1E30 - The Return of LaRue - Part 6

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 05:05:39 -0000

Kip and Trevor delve deep into the heart of the mansion and come face to face with death itself.

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S1E29 - The Return of LaRue - Part 5

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 05:05:32 -0000

Trevor is picking up some really bad vibes from the dudes who wrecked his car and are trying to murder him and his partner.

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S1E28 - The Return of LaRue - Part 4

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 05:05:15 -0000

Things get crunchy as Kip Simpkins and his annoying hippie partners chase down leads in pursuit of the mysterious Victor LaRue.

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S1E27 - The Return of LaRue - Part 3

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 05:05:27 -0000

LaRue is missing, and Kip, Trevor, and Donny decide to have a boys' night and Taco-Bongo their feelings.

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S1E26 - The Return of LaRue - Part 2

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 05:05:47 -0000

Kip and Trevor find out if crystal magic can give the DFWTF's crunchiest member the strength he needs to stomach field work.

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S1E25 - The Return of LaRue - Part 1

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 05:05:24 -0000

Kip and Trevor head to the hospital, but there's no medicine you can take to fix a broken heart.

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Coconuts and Cocktail Sauce

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 05:05:13 -0000

Coconuts and Cocktail Sauce by Danny Iguana and the Shrimp Cocktails

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Table Talk - 843-AVID-KNOB

Wed, 30 May 2018 05:05:47 -0000

We tweak Kip's aspects, prepare for the puzzle-heads, and discuss the coming dystopian 16-4-2 future in an amazingly skippable Table Talk.

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S1E24 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 6

Mon, 28 May 2018 05:05:58 -0000

It’s up to Trevor and Kip... and Ramis. Oh, and William Dandridge, too. Can they crack the case, or will their hopes of joining Cattle Hill go up in flames?

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S1E23 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 5

Mon, 21 May 2018 05:05:55 -0000

It’s happy hour at Cattle Hill and the boys are serving Molotov cocktails!

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S1E22 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 4

Mon, 14 May 2018 05:05:04 -0000

Things heat up as Kip and Trevor get down at the Cattle Hills Country Club.

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S1E21 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 3

Mon, 07 May 2018 05:05:57 -0000

Kip and Trevor investigate the party catering staff and let them know that the only thing on the menu is busts, stings, and buffalo wings.

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S1E20 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 2

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 05:05:54 -0000

Completely normal and inconspicuous rich dudes Sir Kippington and Preston Worthington visit Cattle Hills as guests of William Dandridge.

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S1E19 - Kings of Cattle Hill - Part 1

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 05:05:53 -0000

Trevor tries to teach his best bud Kip how to golf, but crime has other ideas. Will they pull a "bogey" or will they manage to get a "birdie"? Listen and find out!

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Snac Bag Zesties

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 21:30:06 -0000

Snac Bag Zesties

Snac Bag Zesties is a licensed trademark of Snac Bag, LLC

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Table Talk - Production: Making the Cut

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 05:05:07 -0000

We discuss meeting celebrities and why we do NOT use sound effects in our most skippable episode of Table Talk yet.

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S1E18 - Men of Steel - Part 6

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 05:05:17 -0000

Man vs Technology turns into Man vs Man in this quirky and conflict-filled last episode of Men of Steel.

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S1E17 - Men of Steel - Part 5

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 05:05:30 -0000

In a very special episode, it's up to Kip and Trevor to human-right(s) some robo-wrongs as they make their way to the command center using MAXIMUM FORCE.

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S1E16 - Men of Steel - Part 4

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 05:05:31 -0000

Kip and Trevor are the only thing standing between an office full of terrified civilians and an army of robots who want to spill (and then clean) their blood.

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S1E15 - Men of Steel - Part 3

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 05:05:59 -0000

What were Steel and Simpkins up to at the robot factory? Oh yeah, security. Time to get back to work!

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S1E14 - Men of Steel - Part 2

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 05:05:33 -0000

In a very special episode of Advanced Sagebrush & Shootouts, Trevor reveals why he's not a total asshole.

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S1E13 - Men of Steel - Part 1

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 05:05:07 -0000

Steel and Simpkins help a young old friend deal with an old young problem, but things get complicated fast.

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Lay Down

Sat, 10 Mar 2018 06:05:24 -0000

Lay Down by The Thrashifists

Kip Simpkins - vocals
Dave Robbins - guitar
Raw Nugget - bass
Monkey Tail - drums

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Kip's Best Friend

Sat, 10 Mar 2018 02:45:27 -0000

Kip's Best Friend by Boyz IV Law

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Table Talk - Send Us Your Dads

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 05:04:16 -0000

We discuss Boyz II Men, 16-4-2, and some dad-stuff in this skippable episode of Table Talk.

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S1E12 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 6

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 05:05:20 -0000

Like the western prairie eagle, Steel and Simpkins gracefully swoop and explode their prey.

This is for you, Monkey Tail.

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S1E11 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 5

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 05:05:48 -0000

You have to give Steel and Simpkins credit for at least trying to be stealthy. It didn't work, and the bad guys know they're coming, so it's time to bring out the big guns (the big guns are grenades).

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S1E10 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 4

Mon, 19 Feb 2018 05:05:04 -0000

Steel and Simpkins meet up with Henry, but Trevor has a feeling that something isn’t right. Did you know that Trevor reads Guns and Ammo? Of course he does.

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S1E9 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 3

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 05:05:59 -0000

What's the deal with that Kip guy, anyway? It's too bad that there's no way to go back in time and... oh dip!

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S1E8 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 2

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 05:05:39 -0000

Steel and Simpkins really stuff it to the limit, and the narrator needs a favor.

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S1E7 - Soundcheck of the Heart - Part 1

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 05:06:03 -0000

It's the start of a new arc, so hold onto your heads (because heads DO get blown off in this one, for sure, dudes!)

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Table Talk - Is It for You?

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 05:01:04 -0000

What is Table Talk, and is it for you? Take this quiz and find out!

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S1E6 - The Task Force - Part 6

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 05:05:00 -0000

Dudes, this case is cracked. Now it's time to kick some ass and take some names. And maybe later Whitt will actually learn some of the names.

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S1E5 - The Task Force - Part 5

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 05:05:00 -0000

Steel and Simpkins are on a stakeout. Will they catch the criminals red-handed, or will they get their informant brutally murdered?

Honestly, both sound cool. Why can't it be both?

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S1E4 - The Task Force - Part 4

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 05:05:00 -0000

The rookies Steel and Simpkins follow up on an immature lead, and no pizza slice is safe.

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S1E3 - The Task Force - Part 3

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 05:10:00 -0000

Steel and Simpkins are looking for clues, but end up finding trouble instead. I mean, yes, they were also technically looking for trouble, but that's not going in the official report because they're not nerds. They're lawmen.

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S1E2 - The Task Force - Part 2

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 05:05:00 -0000

With a burned-up piece of "drug bacon" as their only lead, Steel and Simpkins are on the hunt for any clues they can get about the victim who smoked himself to oblivion with the help of Weed 2.0.

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S1E1 - The Task Force - Part 1

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 05:00:00 -0000

It's the first day on the job for ex-FBI agent Trevor Steel and his head-banging new partner, Kip Simpkins.

Can Steel handle the mess of being a cop out on the streets?

Can Simpkins manage being on the DFWTF without missing band practice for his seven bands?

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