Bad Romance Podcast

[S8E4] You People (with Otto Fernandez)

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 00:38:23 -0000

Jonah Hill should never play a romantic lead. Ever.

[S8E3] A Family Affair (with Gabi Shiner)

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 15:15:18 -0000

The cinematic reunion of Nicole Kidman and Zac Efron, famously paired in the 2012 southern noir The Paperboy!

[S8E2] The Idea of You (with Ilana Kaplan)

Wed, 07 May 2025 00:06:41 -0000

In this episode, Jourdain learns that this movie was not based on One Direction fan fiction.

[S8E1] Ghosted (with Brandon Lewis)

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 14:26:54 -0000

We're back!

(and this is barely a movie.)

[S7E5] The American President (with Dan Schindel)

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 13:19:48 -0000

This week we were joined by the wonderful writer and editor Dan Schindel to talk about one of the most awkward, horny movies about politics, The American President.

[S7E4] About Last Night...

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 05:55:53 -0000

Caroline is back! This week we're digging into an 80s romcom that was probably forgotten for a reason. But Demi Moore is perfect!

[S7E3] The Mirror Has Two Faces (with Veronica Fitzpatrick)

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 20:42:59 -0000

The pod is back for 2023 with a brand new episode on Barbra Streisand's underrated 1996 romcom! She hasn't made a movie since, which is unacceptable. Come back to us Babs!!!

Our guest is critic and professor Veronica Fitzpatrick. Follow her on twitter @gutomako

[S7E2] Purple Hearts

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 17:07:20 -0000

This week we're doing something current for a change!

[S7E1] The Baxter

Sun, 04 Sep 2022 22:31:11 -0000

We're starting off season 7 of the pod with a new cohost, filmmaker and producer Caroline Conrad. And also, there's a movie. Michelle Williams is good in it at least.

[S6E30] Mystery Date

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 20:14:43 -0000

We can never get enough of James Hong.

[S6E29] I'm With Lucy

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 04:29:28 -0000

This may be the most realistic portrayal of dating we've done on the show?

[S6E28] To All The Boys: P.S. I Still Love You

Thu, 19 May 2022 14:06:04 -0000

Lil Mark Ruffalo is a charmer.

[S6E27] The Kissing Booth 3

Wed, 11 May 2022 17:44:41 -0000

Every girl knows the experience of ditching a romantic date with her boyfriend to go do a flash mob with his brother, right? Normal girl stuff.

[S6E26] The Kissing Booth 2

Fri, 06 May 2022 14:17:41 -0000

We're back to Wattpad Cinema!

[S6E25] Straight Up

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:22:16 -0000

It's pretty, but we have some concerns.

[S6E24] Alex & Emma

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 15:49:11 -0000

A sauceless endeavor.

[S6E23] GOOD ROMANCE: Double Happiness

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 19:49:09 -0000

Sandra Oh, we love you.

[S6E22] Gigli (with Melissa Rocha)

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 15:51:40 -0000

It's turkey time, gobble gobble.

[S6E21] The Back-Up Plan

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 01:37:43 -0000

Sometimes, even the best of friends argue over a wacky Jennifer Lopez romcom from 12 years ago.

[S6E20] The Wedding Planner

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 19:33:27 -0000

Jennifer Lopez is not a convincing Italian.

[S6E19] Maid in Manhattan (with Melissa Lozada-Oliva)

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 17:06:30 -0000

This week we were joined by poet Melissa Lozada-Oliva to talk about a... Republican love story?

[S6E18] Marry Me

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 18:23:41 -0000

Was this movie generated by an algorithm?

[S6E17] Hearts of Fire

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 14:44:05 -0000

Bob Dylan, romantic hero?

[S6E16] Dostana (with Amamah Sardar)

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 19:22:57 -0000

The one with Mrs. Nick Jonas.

[S6E15] GOOD ROMANCE: Cinderella (with Zora Satchell)

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 23:06:37 -0000

Yes, it's the one with Brandy and Whitney.

[S6E14] Boxing Day

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 03:21:40 -0000

Finally, something Jamaican!

[S6E13] Excess Baggage

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 18:04:07 -0000

Who among us wouldn't produce a movie just to hang out with Benicio Del Toro?

[S6E12] The Object of My Affection

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 20:14:05 -0000

Jennifer Aniston is down bad in this one.

[S6E11] Made in Heaven

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 19:50:52 -0000

Lot of Timothy Hutton thirst in this one.

[S6E10] Mistletoe & Menorahs (with Lana Schwartz)

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 16:02:58 -0000

Even Craig Manning deserves better than this.

[S6E9] Single All the Way

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 16:47:06 -0000

Jennifer Coolidge carries this entire film on her glamorous back.

[S6E8] The Princess Switch 3: Romancing the Star

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 14:26:40 -0000

Vanessa Hudgens is one of the greatest actresses of our time.

[S6E7] A Christmas Prince Trilogy (with Kim Dinaro & Maria Wojciechowski)

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 14:07:48 -0000

Tis the season to watch 3 movies with bad performances and absolutely no real stakes!!! With the help of our guests, we discuss A Christmas Prince, A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding and A Christmas Prince: The Royal Baby.

[S6E6] Fools Rush In

Sat, 27 Nov 2021 21:34:20 -0000

Remember when Matthew Perry was in movies?

[S6E5] Nine Months

Sat, 20 Nov 2021 14:33:53 -0000

From the "Julianne Moore needed to pay for her divorce" collection.

[S6E4] I.Q.

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 14:04:01 -0000

In which Albert Einstein solves the most difficult equation of all... love.

[S6E3] Chances Are

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 17:41:48 -0000

Reincarnation? Incest? Love triangle? Too many things.

[S6E2] Switch

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 17:19:05 -0000

The third act of this film? Madness.

[S6E1] GOOD ROMANCE: Bridget Jones's Diary

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 20:09:12 -0000

We are all Bridget Jones.

[S5E20] How to Be a Player

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 16:47:36 -0000

Cousin Skeeter gets around!

[S5E19] Breakin' All The Rules

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 16:58:57 -0000

At least Heather Headley got paid.

[S5E18] Deliver Us From Eva

Tue, 01 Jun 2021 20:28:21 -0000

This is a movie about Gavrielle Union being a gorgeous goddess.

[S5E17] Saving Silverman

Wed, 26 May 2021 16:30:12 -0000

Dudes being dudes being kidnappers.

[S5E16] I Love You Beth Cooper

Thu, 20 May 2021 22:33:42 -0000

Please, just read the book.

[S5E15] Van Wilder

Thu, 06 May 2021 19:58:51 -0000

Someone mistakes a penis pump for a bong in this movie.

[S5E14] Overboard (with Laura Bradley)

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 14:50:20 -0000

This week on the pod we were joined by the wonderful Laura Bradley to discuss both 1987's Overboard and the awful 2018 remake.

[S5E13] What Men Want

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 15:55:07 -0000

Kellan Lutz... in bondage.

[S5E12] Swept Away

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 16:09:05 -0000

Leave 70s Italian cinema alone!

[S5E11] The Women

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 23:56:04 -0000

Jada Pinkett Smith innocent!

[S5E10] The Other Woman (LIVE)

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 15:00:43 -0000

Live from the Reel Love Film Fest, we chatted about 2014's The Other Woman!

[S5E9] You, Me, and Dupree

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 15:09:22 -0000

We now know what Hell looks like.

[S5E8] Austenland

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 19:56:48 -0000

Jennifer Coolidge innocent!

[S5E7] Liberal Arts

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 15:57:06 -0000

That concerto is no joke!

[S5E6] Wimbledon

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 18:19:08 -0000

Paul Bettany saves England with tennis.

[S5E5] Marry Me (2010)

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 17:17:35 -0000

"Go find some frogs!!!"

[S5E4] Getting Married in Buffalo Jump

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 18:23:34 -0000

Everyone loves a himbo.

Beautiful Something (with Chris Moore)

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 17:58:33 -0000

This month our IN THE SMUT episode is on the main feed! We were joined by Chris Moore to talk about 2015's erotic queer drama Beautiful Something.

[S5E3] Head Office

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 16:58:41 -0000

A forgotten 80s banger.

[S5E2] Intolerable Cruelty (with George Civeris)

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 17:33:30 -0000

Why wasn't this a period piece?

[S5E1] Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 17:30:21 -0000

Can you guess which SIlicon Valley star appears naked in this movie?

[S4E42] Vanessa Hudgens Christmas Special

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 17:42:50 -0000

This week we dove into three Netflix Christmas films:

The Princess Switch The Princess Switch: Switched Again The Knight Before Christmas

Buckle up!

[S4E41] Hallmark Christmas Specials (with Ashley Williams)

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 16:46:04 -0000

This week we had the absolute pleasure of talking to actress and director Ashley Williams about her Hallmark movies Christmas in Evergreen and Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater. Plus: We discuss her time on How I Met Your Mother!

[S4E40] A Very Merry Mix-Up (with Stephen Sajdak and Jennifer K.)

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 17:44:34 -0000

This week we were joined by Stephen Sajdak of We Hate Movies and his awesome wife Jennifer to discuss the very bizarre Hallmark movie A Very Merry Mix-Up (2013).

[S4E39] Happiest Season

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 05:00:39 -0000

We decided to be current for once.

[S4E38] What A Girl Wants (with Taylor Garron)

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 16:52:52 -0000

This week we were joined by the hilarious writer and comedian Taylor Garron to talk about the Nickelodeon Queen, Amanda Bynes and her 2003 big-screen starring vehicle What a Girl Wants.

[S4E37] The Wedding Date (with LaToya Ferguson)

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 15:54:57 -0000

Is this the most Caucasian film ever made? We're joined by LaToya Ferguson this week to get to the bottom of this.

[S4E36] The Break-Up (with Griffin Newman)

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 18:34:39 -0000

This week we were joined by Blank Check's Griffin Newman to talk about one of his favorite bad movie's, 2006's The Break-Up. This is a long one, so buckle up!

[S4E35] You May Not Kiss the Bride

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 15:19:24 -0000

We're not convinced this is a real movie. People can share nightmares, right?

[S4E34] Suburban Gothic

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:22:23 -0000

The Criminal Minds guy sees ghosts and wears ugly scarves.

[S4E33] My Demon Lover

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 16:12:04 -0000

We didn't deserve this.

[S4E32] The Boyfriend School

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 16:45:09 -0000

Jourdain has a message for Steve Guttenberg.

[S4E31] My Sucky Teen Romance

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 13:38:02 -0000

A teen movie actually directed by a teenager?!

[S4E30] 50 Shades of Grey

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 14:42:13 -0000

What if Christian Grey did have an Xbox in his playroom?

[S4E29] The Heartbreak Kid

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 14:32:18 -0000

No man is good enough to remake Elaine May.

[S4E28] Alex Strangelove

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 20:14:51 -0000

Netflix is just putting out anything, huh?

[S4E27] Yesterday

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 12:38:46 -0000

This was in theaters?

[S4E26] GOOD ROMANCE: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Sat, 05 Sep 2020 15:23:36 -0000

We went long on Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob Thornton, Vince Vaughn, and also there was a movie?

[S4E25] Just Go With It

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 15:37:59 -0000

As a Cactus Flower remake, it's bad. But as a Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler romcom, it works! We're just as surprised as you are, but 2011's Just Go With It is actually pretty funny. It could still stand to lose 30 minutes of runtime and Nick Swardson. But, you know. We've all got problems.

[S4E24] The Host (with Kyle Kallgren)

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 18:59:52 -0000

This week Kyle and Jourdain kicked off their YA Genre Romance episodes with 2013's The Host, the only Stephanie Meyer adaptation to flop at the box office. If you like this episode, consider being an $8 patron, because there will be more of these!

[S4E23] Along Came Polly

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 15:09:50 -0000

RIP to the king of acting, Philip Seymour Hoffman. He was too good for this movie, and the world.

[S4E22] A Little Bit of Heaven

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 00:41:15 -0000

This movie is... fine? Everyone needs to chill out.

[S4E21] Mr. Right

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 02:11:24 -0000

This week we accidentally watched Mr. Right, a film written by A Legendary Dipshit. And yes, we're using the word "film" generously.

[S4E20] Confessions of a Shopaholic (with Amanda Mitchell)

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 17:56:18 -0000

This week we were joined by the hilarious Amanda Mitchell to discuss Confessions of a Shopaholic, a film that seems to hate women, men, fun, good fashion, our eyes, Conde Nast, fun...

[S4E19] Crazy, Stupid, Love

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 11:42:37 -0000

This is a special case study for Bad Romance--a movie that is so close to being good but can't stop being sexist, even in its final moments. It's 2011's Crazy, Stupid, Love, the movie where Ryan Gosling plays a hot pick-up artist!

[S4E18] I Love You Philip Morris (with Chris Feil)

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 14:36:04 -0000

This week we still had sound issues but the film we discuss, 2009's I Love You Philip Morris, is so much worse. Luckily, we had This Had Oscar Buzz's Chris Feil to parse through it with us.

[S4E17] Lez Bomb (with Veronica Garza)

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 14:35:32 -0000

This week on the podcast we've got two guests--the beautiful, hilarious Veronica Garza and our mortal enemy, Sound Issues. We blame Lez Bomb, a family comedy that makes 90 minutes sound like an eternity.

[S4E16] Imagine Me & You (with Sarah York)

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 14:38:53 -0000

This week on the pod we were honored to have comedian Sarah York join us to talk about Imagine Me & You, a movie that everyone seems to remember through nostalgia goggles. Guys, it's bad!

[S4E15] Rumor Has It... (with Jenn Tisdale)

Wed, 27 May 2020 13:05:20 -0000

Is this the only romcom remake to a classic '60s drama? It should be. This week were joined by comedian Jenn Tisdale to talk it all out. Follow her on twitter @jenn_tisdale

[S4E14] Just My Luck (with Ella Kemp)

Wed, 20 May 2020 14:24:23 -0000

This week we were joined by film critic and Just My Luck scholar, Ella Kemp! Follow her on twitter @ella_kemp

[S4E13] Heartbreakers

Fri, 15 May 2020 14:13:38 -0000

A live-action cartoon.

[S4E12] Drive Me Crazy (with Dana Donnelly)

Tue, 05 May 2020 15:06:29 -0000

This week on the pod, we were joined by the beautiful and hilarious Dana Donnelly to discuss 1999's Drive Me Crazy! Follow her on Twitter: @danadonly

There were some big recording issues this week, sorry about that!

[S4E11] Hall Pass (with Maddie Whittle)

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 16:13:40 -0000

This week we're joined by Lincoln Center's own Maddie Whittle, as we discuss a film she would likely never program: 2011's Farrelly Brothers romcom Hall Pass.

[S4E10] Fever Pitch (with Dan Perlman)

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 14:10:54 -0000

This week on Bad Romance Podcast (At Home Edition) we're joined by comedian Dan Perlman to talk about the Farrelly Brothers' 2005 remake Fever Pitch! It's boring!

[S4E9] Bedazzled

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 14:51:57 -0000

Listen, the movie slaps and Brendan Fraser is fine as Hell. Liz Hurley is fine as both Heaven and Hell. It's a hot movie.

[S4E8] Failure to Launch

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 13:37:16 -0000

A film where Zooey Deschanel tries to kill a mockingbird.

[S4E7] Friends with Benefits

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 18:18:29 -0000

The Justin Timberlake Leading Man era was bad.

[S4E6] No Strings Attached

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 16:26:20 -0000

This movie is perfect. We have no notes.

[S4E5] Return to Me

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 15:19:01 -0000

If TV Land made original movies, this would be one of them.

[S4E4] Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 19:20:40 -0000

The most accurately named film of all time.

[S4E3] My Super Ex-Girlfriend

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 17:40:09 -0000

CGI shark innocent.

[S4E2] Singles

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 17:50:32 -0000

Adventures in Whiteness: The Movie

[S4E1] The Hottie and the Nottie

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 16:26:55 -0000

Thank god the aughts are over and so is this genre of movie.

[S3E47] Fireproof

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 01:18:55 -0000

To end the year, Kyle and Jourdain analyzed the religious implications of 2008's Fireproof and the misogyny of Kirk Cameron and the Kendrick brothers.

Our suggestion for counter-programming is Chyna Robinson's No Ordinary Love. You can read about it here: https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2019/10/28/no-ordinary-love-explores-power-authority-and-domestic-abuse-at-its-orlando-film-festival-debut

[S3E46] Mambo Italiano

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 18:52:19 -0000

We hope the Italian Canadian community is pleased with our assessment of this, their greatest export.

[S3E45] The Ladies Man

Sat, 14 Dec 2019 04:34:58 -0000

Too many white people were involved in making this.

[S3E44] A Guy Thing

Sat, 30 Nov 2019 02:30:23 -0000

A long time ago (2003), when literally anything could be released in theaters, an uninspired director gathered three of the most interesting and funny young actors of the 90s and early 2000s (Jason Lee, Julia Stiles, Selma Blair) and gave them the most boring script imaginable. Everyone's time was wasted and the modern romcom began its descent into death.

[S3E43] Me, Myself and Irene

Thu, 21 Nov 2019 16:23:56 -0000

Adults went to the movie theater and watched this movie. They paid money. They went to the theater, paid money and watched this movie. This, we will never understand.

Slap Bet Is the Best Thing About This Show

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 16:33:53 -0000

This month on The Pineapple Incident we thought it would be fun to put an episode on the main feed so you can share in the misery that is recapping How I Met Your Mother. In this episode we dissect season 2, which is an improvement on season 1, but not by much.

[S3E42] Three of Hearts

Thu, 14 Nov 2019 16:39:58 -0000

It's Threesome meets American Gigolo! The world apparently needed that? For some reason? Anyway, Billy Baldwin is the best Baldwin.

[S3E41] Haunted Honeymoon

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 12:14:51 -0000

Justice for the late, great Gilda Radner!!!

[S3E40] The Test

Thu, 24 Oct 2019 15:41:54 -0000

Here it is, the scariest film of the decade. The Test is a masterclass of terror, with a romance so unsettling that it may put you off men who wear yellow ties forever.

[S3E39] Drop Dead Fred

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 16:19:48 -0000

We really, really wanted to like it.

[S3E38] All About Steve LIVE

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:08:43 -0000

Live from the She Makes Me Laugh Comedy Festival at The People's Improv Theater, we dragged 2009's All About Steve, a movie which suggests that pre-Jackson Maine Bradley Cooper is worth looking at.

[S3E37] Employee of the Month

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 13:44:24 -0000

The remake of There's Something About Mary absolutely no one asked for.

[S3E36] Eat Pray Love

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 13:56:55 -0000

This movie is only 4 minutes shorter than The Master.

[S3E35] The D Train

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 17:22:01 -0000

We didn't think we'd be covering a film with an Oscar-worthy performance on this podcast either. The D Train is bad, don't worry about it. But it's badness should be studied. We need to get to the bottom of this.

[S3E34] The Feels

Thu, 05 Sep 2019 17:37:11 -0000

This week on the podcast, we tried our best to stay interested in the mumblecore dud The Feels, a movie that only pretends to care about the female orgasm.

[S3E33] Accidental Love

Thu, 29 Aug 2019 16:24:42 -0000

David O. Russell never wanted this film to be released. We totally understand why.

[S3E32] What's Your Number?

Tue, 20 Aug 2019 18:26:47 -0000

Masterpiece.

[S3E31] Shallow Hal (Milly Tamarez)

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 14:37:51 -0000

For our 100th episode, we subjected the hilarious Milly Tamarez (@MillyTamarez) to 2001's Shallow Hal, a movie that expects us to believe that Tony Robbins could ever be a feminist.

[S3E30] It's Pat

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 15:12:23 -0000

We lost our minds watching 1994's It's Pat and this recording was done in our padded cell.

Body of Evidence (with Melissa Rocha)

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 03:15:45 -0000

This month we are joined by comedian Melissa Rocha (@melisshious) for a very special public episode of our erotic thriller podcast IN THE SM(U)T. Our movie this month is 1993's Body of Evidence, a dreary thriller that tries too hard to be sexy and wastes the very well-endowed Willem Dafoe in one of his worst roles. Madonna is there also, for some reason. The costume designer obviously hated her.

You can watch all of our previous episodes if you subscribe to our patreon and pick the $8 tier. Films we've already covered:

Zandalee

Poison Ivy

Crimes of Passion

Two Moon Junction

Wild Things

[S3E29] The Ugly Truth (with SallyAnn Hall)

Sat, 27 Jul 2019 01:10:51 -0000

This week we had hilarious comedian SallyAnn Hall on to tackle the gigantic mess that is 2009's The Ugly Truth.

follow @funnysallyann on twitter!

[S3E28] Love Potion No.9

Thu, 18 Jul 2019 12:54:16 -0000

1992's Love Potion No. 9 is a bad movie that was built to be loved. It introduced the world to Sandra Bullock's charms. It also asked us to tolerate Tate Donovan, and we begrudgingly obliged.

[S3E27] Penelope

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 14:03:29 -0000

Who in their right mind wouldn't marry Christina Ricci?

[S3E26] There's Something About Mary

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 13:18:07 -0000

This week, declare your independence from the idea that 1998's There's Something About Mary is funny.

[S3E25] You Got Served

Thu, 27 Jun 2019 14:13:10 -0000

(announcer voice) What happens when horrible direction, wooden acting, and misogyny collide?

[S3E24] Chasing Papi

Thu, 20 Jun 2019 15:05:28 -0000

We wanted to like this movie but it didn't like us back.

[S3E23] I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 14:58:09 -0000

This episode is not going to go the way you expect, but yes, we hate it.

[S3E22] I Think I Love My Wife

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 13:13:44 -0000

We think we hate this movie. 2007 was a very, very long time ago.

[S3E21] Guess Who

Wed, 29 May 2019 14:41:27 -0000

We're not wild about the original, but this... this is a mess.

[S3E20] Laws of Attraction

Wed, 22 May 2019 20:27:10 -0000

We think... Julianne Moore needed to buy a summer home.

[S3E19] Dirty Love

Wed, 15 May 2019 16:36:37 -0000

This is somehow a movie. It has actors in it. It was reviewed by Roger Ebert, which means that he must have seen it in a theater. But despite the overwhelming evidence (like the fact that we watched it), we are unsure as to whether or not this is a real thing that exists. Investigate with us.

[S3E18] City of Angels

Tue, 07 May 2019 19:09:45 -0000

This week, Jourdain and Kyle try to make sense of the 1998 remake to the Wim Wenders classic, Wings of Desire. It turns out, there's not much sense to be made of it.

[S3E17] Forever My Girl

Wed, 01 May 2019 15:20:22 -0000

Jessica Rothe deserves more horror movies, action, a co-star who has presence, etc. Forever My Girl is not good enough for her.

[S3E16] Killers

Wed, 24 Apr 2019 14:10:11 -0000

Katherine Heigl deserves an apology.

[S3E15] MTV's Wuthering Heights

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 15:21:46 -0000

Cinema at its best.

[S3E14] Two If By Sea

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 14:40:09 -0000

Denis Leary... romantic lead?

[S3E13] This Means War

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 17:29:02 -0000

Tuck and FDR should have gotten married to each other.

[S3E12] Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (with Raji P)

Wed, 27 Mar 2019 18:21:16 -0000

This week on the podcast we're joined by writer and friend of the pod Raji Pandya to discuss a 90's Bollywood classic!

follow Raji on twitter: @lmaolita

[S3E11] Milk Money

Wed, 20 Mar 2019 16:52:59 -0000

This... isn't as offensive as it could be?

[S3E10] Mannequin and Mannequin 2

Wed, 13 Mar 2019 23:47:00 -0000

This week Kyle and Jourdain watched 1987's Mannequin and 1991's Mannequin 2 so you don't have to! We are braver than the troops.

[S3E9] Home Fries

Wed, 06 Mar 2019 23:46:18 -0000

Are men okay?

[S3E8] If Lucy Fell

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 12:57:38 -0000

Sarah Jessica Parker didn't deserve this.

[S3E7] GOOD ROMANCE: Dirty Dancing

Wed, 20 Feb 2019 15:33:39 -0000

We were overdue for a good one, right?

[S3E6] Perfect

Wed, 13 Feb 2019 16:43:12 -0000

Did Rolling Stone think this movie made them look... good?

[S3E5] Weird Science

Wed, 06 Feb 2019 14:51:30 -0000

This week, Bronwyn, Jourdain, and Kyle take a very deep dive into John Hughes's Weird Science, gender and masculinity. It's a long one!

[S3E4] The Woman in Red

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 17:49:04 -0000

Our first Patreon request-only month comes to a close with one of the most baffling Oscar-winning films we've ever seen: 1984's The Woman in Red, written and directed by... Gene Wilder?!

[S3E3] Little Italy

Wed, 23 Jan 2019 16:01:17 -0000

We're too old for this.

[S3E2] The Beautician and the Beast

Wed, 16 Jan 2019 15:28:28 -0000

HELLO THIS IS A GOOD ROMANCE. DEBATE YOUR MAMA.

[S3E1] Run for Your Wife

Wed, 09 Jan 2019 15:30:28 -0000

We're kicking off 2019 with possibly the worst film we've ever done on the show. It's streaming for free on Youtube, but please don't watch it!

We hope you enjoy the episode, Tony Cogan. Thanks for your request!

[S2E46] New Year's Eve

Mon, 31 Dec 2018 18:02:01 -0000

In this episode, we contemplate why movies like 2011's New Year's Eve exist. Get ready for a very corny speech about movies! Have a happy new year!

[S2E45] Holiday in Handcuffs

Mon, 24 Dec 2018 19:17:57 -0000

This is our Christmas gift to you. We're sorry.

[S2E44] Just Friends

Mon, 17 Dec 2018 16:06:01 -0000

Thanks, we hate it.

[S2E43] The Spirit of Christmas

Mon, 10 Dec 2018 16:20:12 -0000

We... love this Lifetime Christmas movie? Give us a break, it's been a long year.

[S2E42] She's Out of My League

Wed, 28 Nov 2018 15:30:40 -0000

We have some questions:

1) Why are men so bad at making romcoms?!

2) Why is TJ Miller terrible in everything?!

3) Why does blonde = flawless in these movies?!

4) Have men ever chilled out?!

[S2E41] New York Minute

Wed, 21 Nov 2018 15:42:31 -0000

The film is 2004's New York Minute and the mood is tired. This is a very... New Yorker episode. Listen. Hang out with your family and friends this week and don't watch this.

[S2E40] Threesome

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 18:08:07 -0000

This week it's a real hatefest. 1994's Threesome is one of the worst things we've had to watch for this show. Avoid at all costs. Listen to this episode, and then erase all knowledge of this film from your brain. You don't deserve to remember this.

[S2E39] While You Were Sleeping

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 14:36:03 -0000

This week both Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman return to the pod for 1995's While You Were Sleeping, a romcom about falling in love with a guy's family. It's basically the opposite of The Family Stone, which comes out 10 years later. And we've done it on the pod! Anyway, this movie is harmless and bad in all the obvious ways. At least Bill Pullman is very, very sexy.

[S2E38] High Spirits

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 17:41:48 -0000

We close out our 2018 Month of Halloween Romance with 1988's High Spirits, a wacky ghost romcom from the director of The Crying Game. Steve Guttenberg and Daryl Hannah are romantically mismatched in this "comedy" that makes light of death, depression, misogyny spousal abuse, and sexual harassment! And it underuses Jennifer Tilly! A cardinal sin!

[S2E37] Once Bitten

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 17:47:29 -0000

This week Bronwyn and I uncovered a truly delightful 80s gem: 1985's Once Bitten, starring a fabulous Lauren Hutton and baby Jim Carrey. Hutton is an older vampire who needs virgin blood to maintain her youthful appearance and Carrey is a teen who can't seem to "score" with his very sweet girlfriend. Think of it as a much more sex-oriented spiritual cousin to Teen Witch and Teen Wolf, but with more unfortunately dated humor (including one scene that should probably be cut out entirely). Honestly, this is one we had fun talking about.

[S2E36] Bewitched

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 16:12:14 -0000

This week we have a strange yet familiar case: A story of a powerful woman constantly overshadowed by her male collaborator. That is the story of 2005's Bewitched both in front of and behind the camera. The uneasy collaboration between Nora Ephron and Adam McKay is much more fascinating to talk about it than it is to watch. But at least Nicole Kidman is a goddess! Also, we discuss the secret hotness of Will Ferrell (and how it does not make an appearance in this movie).

[S2E35] Only You

Tue, 09 Oct 2018 13:52:40 -0000

Bronwyn is back! Too bad it's for this odd dud of a film called Only You. Robert Downey Jr. and Marisa Tomei both do their signature schticks--he is a manic presence and she has her head in the clouds--failing to have chemistry but succeeding at annoying us. Bonnie Hunt deserves better. Shout out to Bonnie Hunt! We love you!

[S2E34] Two of a Kind

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 14:13:23 -0000

This week we're back with another religious(?) romcom--1983's Two of a Kind. Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta came together for the first time since Grease, in a romantic plot where the fate of the world hangs in the balance. That's right--the world will end if they don't fall in love. Also, Oliver Reed plays Pimp Devil.

[S2E33] The Invention of Lying

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 04:53:50 -0000

This week, Jourdain and Kyle get morbid as they discuss 2009's The Invention of Lying, one of the most wrong-headed comedies to come out in the last 20 years. It's sexist, it's critique of religion is childish, the male cast is populated almost exclusively by creeps (on and off the screen) and it doesn't seem to have a single redeeming quality. Bingo?

[S2E32] Baggage Claim

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 15:58:16 -0000

This week we finally got to 2013's Baggage Claim! It's a film with a lead so awkward, we're surprised it made it into theaters at all. Paula Patton is woefully miscast, most of her love interests are duds, and it became clear about 10 minutes in that Jill Scott was the real star. Who is going to write Jill Scott a romcom???

[S2E31] The Time Traveler's Wife

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 15:36:45 -0000

This week Kyle Kallgren subjected us all to 2009's The Time Traveler's Wife: a film that may lead us to instate an Eric Bana ban (haha) on the show. This is a worse marriage and birth story than Breaking Dawn, and everyone owes those movies an apology.

[S2E30] New In Town

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 11:11:28 -0000

When are we going to be done with the "business woman goes to a small town and gets cut down to size by a guy who wears flannel" plot? Please tell us! We are suffering! Please stop making these! Renee Zellweger is a beautiful, talented goddess among men and she did not deserve 2009's New in Town. No one did! Especially not us!

[S2E29] Garden State

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 00:38:13 -0000

This week we (with our guest Kyle Kallgren) decided to tackle the perfect movie to fall asleep to: 2004's Garden State. Do you like The Shins, bland acting, boring cinematography and a grown man dating someone who dresses and acts like a teenager? Do you like to watch to talented actors slum it with Zach Braff? Is this really your idea of a good time? Are you okay?

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[S2E28] When We First Met

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 10:39:39 -0000

Now that a very special milestone has passed, we're back to scraping the bottom of the barrel with this year's When We First Met starring Pizza Steve and Bad Romance All-Star Alexandra Daddario. Can you believe this is the second Netflix original film to rehash Groundhog Day? Do you think it will ever stop or do we all live in a Hell of our own making???

[S2E27] What Women Want

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 15:15:23 -0000

We made it to 50 episodes! Can you believe it?! And we're celebrating with the 2000 Nancy Meyers joint What Women Want, starring an awful man (Mel Gibson) and a woman who is way too good for him (Helen Hunt). Can you believe a gender-flipped version of this movie is currently being made? It is! It's called What Men Want, because apparently we're supposed to care about that?

[S2E26] My Best Friend's Wedding

Mon, 23 Jul 2018 16:24:19 -0000

This episode we went to Hell and barely returned to tell the tale. We have no idea why anyone likes this movie, but it's possible that they all saw a secret cut of it with only Rupert Everett. And if that's the case... where is it? How do we get ahold of it? Why would you hide it from us? We went to Hell, for you! FOR YOU. So we hope you appreciate our struggle.

[S2E25] Win a Date with Tad Hamilton

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 17:04:38 -0000

This week, it's my birthday! And we also recorded an episode on 2004's Win a Date With Tad Hamilton. It's an oddly old-timey movie about how Flashy Guys are the natural enemy of Nice Guys in the battle for The Almighty Blonde Woman. In a world where Topher Grace would actually turn down Kathryn Hahn and Josh Duhamel would be anyone's dream guy... this movie... exists.

[S2E24] Down to You

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 20:25:01 -0000

This week we couldn't even make it to the hour mark discussing 2000's Down to You. It's a college romcom where everyone talks like they're 30, and not in the clever way. Freddy Prinze, Jr. exudes negative sexual energy. Julia Stiles is too good for him. Selma Blair is one long sex pun. Rosario Dawson is the only one who seems like she's in college. Oh and, Ashton Kutcher is the funniest person in the movie. This is a movie with a comedic porn subplot and we're still begging you: don't watch it.

PS: Sorry about the mic jiggling! We are getting new mic stands.

Our theme song is "58008" by Clutch Douglass!

[S2E23] Mr. Wrong

Sun, 01 Jul 2018 16:15:56 -0000

We've done multiple horror romcoms on the podcast, but none as scary as 1996's Mr. Wrong starring Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Pullman as the scariest villain since Michael Myers. It's a film where there is absolutely nothing to like and you feel bad for everyone involved. Heterosexuality has never been this bone-chilling.

[S2E22] The Kissing Booth

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 02:27:37 -0000

This week we took a deep dive into the new Netflix romcom The Kissing Booth. It's adorable and sexist! Sweet and horrifying! The leads are dating in real life, so that's kind of cute, right? Almost makes how scary their dynamic is in the film okay because there's no way it's like that in real life... right? Also: It's a stage, not a booth! The title doesn't make sense!

[S2E21] The Pallbearer

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 17:44:33 -0000

This week we groaned through 1996's The Pallbearer, a Graduate knockoff with the misfortune of starring a sentient wet paper bag. The love triangle doesn't work. The themes don't hit. Toni Collette, Barbara Hershey and Carol Kane are wasted. But hey, at least Matt Reeves doesn't make romcoms anymore. A blessing!

[S2E20] The Family Stone

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 17:58:57 -0000

This week we tried to tackle 2005's The Family Stone. It really is the romantic comedy holiday movie TO THE EXTREME. See also: Love Actually (which we'll cover eventually, maybe). We've got familial conflict, romantic conflict, culture clashing and a sick relative! The Stone family is a liberal with a capital L, everyone hates Sarah Jessica Parker for some reason and Dermot Mulroney is the secret villain. This is one you have to see, folks.

Oh and, this is our first episode with a theme song! Enjoy "58008" by Clutch Douglass!

[S2E19] Billboard Dad

Mon, 21 May 2018 16:22:33 -0000

This week we finally dipped our toe into the Mary-Kate and Ashley Empire with 1998's Billboard Dad. Surprise! It's actually a plausible romantic story for adults trapped inside a movie for kids! The leads are attractive, look good together and mesh well as a couple. The main thing lacking in the film is... Mary-Kate and Ashley. It pains us to have to say this... but we wanted more adults in this movie. Not the fake British guy, though. We could have done without him.

[S2E18] The Perfect Man

Mon, 14 May 2018 18:53:27 -0000

This week we took it easy with one of Hilary Duff's more forgettable vehicles-- 2005's The Perfect Man. It's a weird movie where a teenage girl makes up a fake dream man for her very beautiful and shockingly desperate mother. Chris Noth looks bored and lost post-Sex and the City. Heather Locklear has to pretend she isn't gorgeous. It's all strange. But at least Ben Feldman is in it, and he's very cute.

[S2E17] Simply Irresistible

Mon, 07 May 2018 05:04:15 -0000

This week we tried to tackle 1999's Simply Irresistible. This sort-of musical and sort-of romance stars Sarah Michelle Gellar at the height of her power and that one guy from The Boondock Saints. It occurs in a mirror universe where Patricia Clarkson would lust after Dylan Baker, Sarah Michelle Gellar would be jealous of thin blondness of Amanda Peet and anyone would care this much about a giant forehead wearing a suit. Cooking romcoms are a strange subgenre.

[S2E16] I Feel Pretty

Wed, 02 May 2018 17:04:45 -0000

This week we tackled a new release: I Feel Pretty. I know our listeners probably expected us to hate it... but that's not actually the case. It's really naive and broad--but pure of heart. And we really appreciated that. The script is mediocre, but the performances are great. Michelle Williams BROUGHT IT. And the romance we discuss is actually... good and healthy? On this show?! It's wild times, truly.

[S2E15] The Heart Specialist

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 16:36:34 -0000

This week we try to make sense of The Heart Specialist, a film that premiered at the Boston Film Festival in 2006 but didn't hit theaters until 2011 (to capitalize on Zoe Saldana's rise to stardom in Avatar). It's unfocused, disjointed, oddly-edited and yet... it made us laugh? We're probably both going mad, and this is probably the worst film we've done so far, but we actually didn't hate this very, very weird ride.

[S2E14] Jenny's Wedding

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 17:25:21 -0000

Jenny's Wedding is ALLEGEDLY a lesbian romantic dramedy from 2015, and is APPARENTLY on Netflix, and SOMEHOW has a cast that includes Tom Wilkinson, Katherine Heigl, Grace Gummer and Alexis Bledel. It's also been told to us that it does in fact take place on planet Earth, but it's tough to confirm these speculations.

Somehow, someway, Macklemore is to blame for this

[S2E13] From Justin to Kelly

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 15:11:24 -0000

Wow, just wow. This is a rare case on the show where a film lived up to its expectations. It's really just as bad as everyone says it is, and all the dragging that's gone on through the years is entirely justified. Kelly Clarkson doesn't want to be there. Justin has very little screen presence, despite being a better actor than her. Anika Noni Rose is the only actor in this that comes out unscathed. She deserves better. I want justice!

[S2E12] Life or Something Like It

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 19:14:53 -0000

This week on the pod we talked about the sexism that holds Life or Something Like It back from being a good film. Angelina Jolie plays a delightful human being who everyone seems to hate because she's... thin, blonde and goal-oriented. That's it. She's not a secret racist or anything. Just an evil blonde. Hiss! Edward Burns plays the "love interest" who negs her into losing her confidence. Swoon!

[S2E11] The Cutting Edge

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 15:59:22 -0000

This week we decided to go back to the early 90s with 1992's The Cutting Edge, starring the very strange pairing of Moira Kelly and D.B. Sweeney. As a film, it's pretty okay. But as a romance, it doesn't work at all. This film is a great example of how a male director and male screenwriter can put their heads together and still not understand women to save their lives. Moira Kelly deserved better. D.B. deserved exactly this, though.

[S2E10] Leap Year

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 18:49:51 -0000

This episode we tried to find depth in the very shallow Leap Year.It's a film that answers this question: What if Claire and Bender from The Breakfast Club were older, very boring, and met in Ireland for some reason? It's a story about a woman being bullied into love and we don't even have an 80s sheen and iconic soundtrack to mask the cringe and make it feel cool. It's very, very bad.

[S2E9] Sweet November

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 18:44:30 -0000

This week we experienced the very strange 2001 remake Sweet November. Now, we haven't seen the 1968 original, but the 1968 original doesn't have a completely off-the-wall Keanu Reeves performance, so it probably succeeds more as a romance. Don't get us wrong--Keanu did a great job. We're just not quite sure what movie he thought he was in.

[S2E8] Autumn in New York

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 16:11:16 -0000

This week we decided to dip our toe into bad melodrama with 2000's Autumn in New York. It's the classic tale of a patronizing middle-aged man dating a terminally ill 22-year-old young woman who is most definitely too good for him. Someone in 2000 really thought Richard Were and Winona Ryder were a good romantic pairing. Someone in 2000 was wrong.

[S2E7] He's Just Not That Into You

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 21:28:21 -0000

We're just not that into this movie. Fun Fact: The moment we finished recording, I actually did throw up. The only good thing about 2009's evil demonic egg that is He's Just Not That Into You is that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Aniston are good in tit. Everyone else is terrible.

[S2E6] Playing It Cool

Tue, 20 Feb 2018 17:47:32 -0000

This week we watched 2015's Playing It Cool aka The Marvel Off-Time Hangout Movie. Captain America has to write a romcom script for The Falcon. Cap is in love with a woman, but she's engaged to Mr. Fantastic. Caps best friend in this universe is Venom for some reason (along with Peter Parker's teacher and Legion's bud Lenny). And somehow, with all this talent... it's about as romantic as an iPod commercial.

[S2E5] Something Borrowed

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 16:25:15 -0000

Just in time for the most upsetting holiday of the year, Bronwyn and Jourdain decided to tackle their most-requested film: 2011's Something Borrowed. It's a romcom that hinges on the idea that blonde women oppress brunette women and that it's justifiable to steal a blonde woman's fiancé as reparations! Yes! Seriously! This is one of the few cases where we totally understand why everyone hates this movie. You guys were right.

[S2E4] Whiskey Tango Foxtrot (with Kyle Kallgren)

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 19:05:18 -0000

Joined again by Kyle Kallgren, we looked into Tina Fey's most misbegotten starring vehicle to date. It's a film all about how war is hot and sexy and fun and everyone is white.

[S2E3] Bride Wars

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 19:00:42 -0000

This week, it's a weird case. We took a deep dive into 2009's Bride Wars and how it's bad... but not as bad as everyone says it is.

[S2E2] The Layover

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 18:54:09 -0000

William H. Macy's The Layover is possibly the worst film we've ever discussed on the show.

[S2E1] GOOD ROMANCE: The Big Sick

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:49:07 -0000

We decided to kick off 2018 by doing a good romance for once! This week we gushed about 2017's The Big Sick, a great romcom made by one of the cutest married couples in the entire world.

[S1E22] The Santa Clause 2 (with Kyle Kallgren)

Sat, 30 Dec 2017 18:43:31 -0000

Tis the season for Jourdain and Kyle to discuss the creepy holiday romcom The Santa Clause 2. It's the wackiest take on The Taming of the Shrew ever put to film.

[S1E21] Sweet Home Alabama

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 18:39:53 -0000

This week we revisited an old favorite that didn't age well. It's 2002's Sweet Home Alabama, a romantic comedy that is... obsessed with the Confederacy and explosives.

[S1E20] This is 40 (with Kyle Kallgren)

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 18:34:37 -0000

A nightmare.

[S1E19] The Decoy Bride

Fri, 01 Dec 2017 18:27:30 -0000

This week Bronwyn and Jourdain investigate the curious case of 2011's The Decoy Bride, a film with great actors that's so baffling bad that we're surprised it even exists.

[S1E18] She's All That (with Lillian DeVane)

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 18:11:06 -0000

Jourdain and Bronwyn welcome comedian Lillian DeVane (@lilliandevane on Twitter) to show to discuss the 1999 classic She's All That.

[S1E17] Beastly (with Kyle Kallgren)

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 18:05:01 -0000

Kyle sings in this episode!

[S1E16] The Mountain Between Us

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 16:08:58 -0000

This week went to an actual movie theater and saw a movie that is totally playing! There was barely anyone in the theater! The old couples there seemed to have a great time, though.

[S1E15] Little Black Book

Thu, 02 Nov 2017 15:06:13 -0000

What?

[S1E14] Made of Honor

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 14:38:32 -0000

If you wanted to watch a movie where Sydney Pollack insults Humphrey Bogart, you're in luck.

[S1E13] My Boyfriend's Back (with Kyle Kallgren)

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 21:33:12 -0000

When will he leave again?

[S1E12] Sex and the City 2

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 21:21:46 -0000

Loud, White & Wrong: The Movie

[S1E11] Sex and the City: The Movie

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 19:53:30 -0000

This week, we dive headfirst into the trash.

[S1E10] Naked

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 14:54:08 -0000

Marlon Wayans is too hot for his own good.

[S1E9] Coffee Shop

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 01:16:24 -0000

It's a Christian film about a plucky coffee shop owner who is trying to save her business and choose between two very different men... wait, don't go!

[S1E8] Burying the Ex

Mon, 11 Sep 2017 18:54:33 -0000

It's one of the worst love triangles ever put to film: a cowardly guy, an impossibly cool goth chick and... a zombie.

[S1E7] Hope Floats

Mon, 04 Sep 2017 18:50:20 -0000

This film. Was made. To torture us.

[S1E6] Safe Haven

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 18:43:00 -0000

We watched 2013's Safe Haven with Fergie's ex-husband and blonde lady.

[S1E5] The Perfect Match

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 18:10:56 -0000

Is it actually even a movie? We're not sure.

[S1E4] Picture Perfect

Mon, 14 Aug 2017 23:39:14 -0000

This week, we both yawned through 1997's Picture Perfect. No one has chemistry with anyone. The stakes are so low they're buried at the center of the Earth. Olympia Dukakis is totally wasted. Jennifer Aniston is a... sad sack?

[S1E3] How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 15:22:56 -0000

It's weird, abusive, sexist and a complete waste of Kathryn Hahn and Adam Goldberg (who should have ended up together). Happy listening!

[S1E2] Runaway Bride

Wed, 19 Jul 2017 23:24:24 -0000

It's basically what happens when you take an iconic pairing, write a gimmick heavy script, and never think of the horrific implications of anything that happens.

[S1E1] The Other Sister

Wed, 19 Jul 2017 16:44:48 -0000

In our very first episode, we riff on Garry Marshall's The Other Sister (1999), a love story between two mentally disabled young people who are played by able-bodied, non-disabled actors! It was uncomfortable!