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<language>en-US</language><itunes:author>Fitzgerald Blackburn</itunes:author>
<description><![CDATA[Fitzgerald Blackburn, secret agent and lineup player for the Houston Spies, gives fans the scoop about their favorite Blaseball players.

Blase Closed is a fan-created and community-driven podcast centered around The Game Band's hit web game Blaseball (https://www.blaseball.com). Podcast developed by BONES (@jbonechristian).]]></description>
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<itunes:name>Fitzgerald Blackburn</itunes:name>
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<copyright>Copyright 2026</copyright>
<itunes:subtitle>with Fitzgerald Blackburn</itunes:subtitle>
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<item><title>S1E1 - Pedro Davids: OUT OF THE SHELL?!</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:06:29</itunes:duration>
<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>Fitz takes a look at Baltimore Crabs player Pedro Davids to figure out where he keeps running off to.</p>
<p>Cast
Fitzgerald Blackburn - <a href="https://twitter.com/fitzblackburn" rel="nofollow">@fitzblackburn</a> (as performed by BONES - <a href="https://twitter.com/jbonechristian" rel="nofollow">@jbonechristian</a>)
Pedro Davids - <a href="https://twitter.com/hermitcrablvr" rel="nofollow">@hermitcrablvr</a> (as performed by <a href="https://twitter.com/splortscaster" rel="nofollow">@splortscaster</a>)</p>
<p>Character consultation for Pedro by <a href="https://twitter.com/archieandrews69" rel="nofollow">@archieandrews69</a></p>
<p>Blaseball is a video game created by <a href="https://twitter.com/thegameband" rel="nofollow">The Game Band</a>. All character personalities and details are inspired and driven by fans, and as such this podcast is strictly non-canon.</p>
<p>This podcast is powered by <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Pedro Davids: OUT OF THE SHELL?!</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E2 - The Two Helgas</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2020 17:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:09:12</itunes:duration>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Fitz investigates San Francisco Lovers batters Helga Burton and Helga Moreno to discover whether or not they're secretly the same person...</p>
<p>Cast
Fitzgerald Blackburn - <a href="https://twitter.com/fitzblackburn" rel="nofollow">@fitzblackburn</a> (as performed by BONES - <a href="https://twitter.com/jbonechristian" rel="nofollow">@jbonechristian</a>)
Helga Moreno - <a href="https://twitter.com/HelgaBlaseball" rel="nofollow">@HelgaBlaseball</a> (as performed by Em)
Helga Burton - <a href="https://twitter.com/BlaseballHelga" rel="nofollow">@BlaseballHelga</a> (as performed by Em)
Parker Meng - <a href="https://twitter.com/MengBlaseball" rel="nofollow">@MengBlaseball</a> (as performed by Em)</p>
<p>Music: "gwiffin's here" by The Garages <a href="https://twitter.com/zandterbird" rel="nofollow">(@zandterbird)</a> - <a href="https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/gwiffins-here" rel="nofollow">https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/gwiffins-here</a></p>
<p>Blaseball is a video game created by <a href="https://twitter.com/thegameband" rel="nofollow">The Game Band</a>. All character personalities and details are inspired and driven by fans, and as such this podcast is strictly non-canon.</p>
<p>This podcast is powered by <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>The Two Helgas</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E3 - The Life, Death &amp; Legacy of Landry Violence</title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2020 09:32:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:11</itunes:duration>
<description><![CDATA[<p>As the Grand Siesta comes to a close, Fitz attempts to commune with the soul of the Hades Tigers' former shortstop Landry Violence... And learns how the team has been coping with his incineration.</p>
<p>Check out <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23blaseballcares&amp;src=typed_query" rel="nofollow">#BlaseballCares</a> here: <a href="https://blaseballcares823.carrd.co/" rel="nofollow">https://blaseballcares823.carrd.co/</a></p>
<p>Cast (In Order of Appearance) --- </p>
<p>Fitzgerald Blackburn - <a href="https://twitter.com/fitzblackburn" rel="nofollow">@fitzblackburn</a> (as performed by BONES - <a href="https://twitter.com/jbonechristian" rel="nofollow">@jbonechristian</a>)
Moody Cookbook / Via Proxy - <a href="https://twitter.com/moodycookbook" rel="nofollow">@moodycookbook</a> (as performed by Elyra)
Ren Morin - <a href="https://twitter.com/Tiger_Morin" rel="nofollow">@Tiger_Morin</a> (as performed by BONES)
Yazmin Mason - <a href="https://twitter.com/yazminmason" rel="nofollow">@yazminmason</a>
Fish Summer - <a href="https://twitter.com/hotfishsummer" rel="nofollow">@hotfishsummer</a>
Paula Turnip - <a href="https://twitter.com/TurnipOnBlase" rel="nofollow">@TurnipOnBlase</a>
Jessica Telephone - <a href="https://twitter.com/jesstelephone" rel="nofollow">@jesstelephone</a></p>
<p>Character assistance by Icarus (Ren Morin) &amp; paopu (Moody Cookbook &amp; Via Proxy)</p>
<p>Blaseball is a video game created by <a href="https://twitter.com/thegameband" rel="nofollow">The Game Band</a>. All character personalities and details are inspired and driven by fans, and as such this podcast is strictly non-canon.</p>
<p>This podcast is powered by <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>Cameo: "Schazer v. Sera" - Blaseball Law 101, Take Me Out To The Blall Game</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 15:29:04 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:05:22</itunes:duration>
<description><![CDATA[<p>An excerpt of Take Me Out To The Blall Game episode "Blaseball 101", where Fitz was asked to take a deep dive into a court case around... deeply cursed Tillman Henderson discourse.</p>
<p>Full episode can be found here: <a href="https://blaseballpodcast.com/blaseball-law-101/" rel="nofollow">https://blaseballpodcast.com/blaseball-law-101/</a></p>
<p>Follow Fitzgerald Blackburn on Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/fitzblackburn" rel="nofollow">@fitzblackburn</a>
Take Me Out To The Blall Game is on Twitter, too: <a href="https://twitter.com/blaseball_pod" rel="nofollow">@blaseball_pod</a></p>
<p>Blaseball is a video game created by <a href="https://twitter.com/thegameband" rel="nofollow">The Game Band</a>. All character personalities and details are inspired and driven by fans, and as such this podcast is strictly non-canon.</p>
<p>Music credits:
Deadly Roulette by Kevin MacLeod
Link: <a href="https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3625-deadly-roulette" rel="nofollow">https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3625-deadly-roulette</a>
License: <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" rel="nofollow">http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a></p>
<p>Faster Does It by Kevin MacLeod
Link: <a href="https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3741-faster-does-it" rel="nofollow">https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3741-faster-does-it</a>
License: <a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" rel="nofollow">http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/</a></p>
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