Libertarian Friendship Simulator

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Sat, 12 Feb 2022 03:46:07 -0000

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making money and not wearing shoes (w/ LostBoy.eth and Whip)

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 13:30:33 -0000

"You get a fiver artist to make a short 'trailer' of a play-to-earn game you’re 'developing' to roll out in the next 3-4 months (tbd) and sell (also fiver generated) pfp avatars you can use in the game. I’ve seen a few of those and games are the new big thing. You can make hundreds of ETH and not even need to worry about the royalties. You’d pay fiver dudes like $1k or less and make a million in sales."

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from EBT to NFT (w/ Whip)

Sat, 15 Jan 2022 00:55:36 -0000

we talk about the good word of Jesus Christ and then @Whip drops in to tell us how to get stinkin rich by scamming idiots on the internet with NFTs

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1/3 normal straight

Sat, 08 Jan 2022 23:01:19 -0000

we talk about drinking too much, adam kokesh, tf is the metaverse, and we look at what other degenerates around the globe watched on pornhub in 2021

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This week's closing song is Keasby Nights by Streetlight Manifesto

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A sigh of relief

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 04:09:00 -0000

Derek hates on tomboys. We talk the holidays. And of course Maxell. Then we descend into the faggotry of another simulated space.

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breaking and ntering (w/ Cole)

Fri, 31 Dec 2021 13:05:25 -0000

this was recorded right before Christmas day and i haven't even had a moment to spare to finish editing it until now. so this episode actually belongs to last week, and expect this week's ep 120 to come out some time this weekend

we have Cole of Tower Power Hour join the show to hang out with us and not drink copious amounts of eggnog

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japanese twink simulator

Sun, 19 Dec 2021 22:16:57 -0000

we talk about turning your wife bi, is michael malice a piece of shit, Floydies NFTs, and more

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This week's closing song is Panic by Sublime with Rome

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promo code HARDR (w/ Michael Pickens)

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 16:21:01 -0000

this week's episode is sponsored by Pac Crest Botanicals, and we sample their products and have their founder and CEO Michael Pickens come on and hang out with us for an episode. michael is a hell of a great dude and his products are legitimately high quality, go support this brother the next time you make a CBD or THC purchase.

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This week's closing song is Dopeman by Less Than Jake

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dapper diaper boys

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 01:33:41 -0000

had mad audio and tech issues this ep but we're on it baby

This week's closing song is My Family is a Little Weird by Millions of Dead Cops

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Degen-tarians002

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Derek is out so Davie and Flint really lean into the tarded degens that they are. We're gonna make Donald Trump's locker room talk look tame. We also spurg out a bit. Flint gives expert level degen advice. here's that brass against vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCwXy0aq6Do We kinda do the regular show around an hour in. Fenix Ammo rocks. Derek, we've been planning this bit for a good minute. Hope you enjoyed haha!

This week's closing song is Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew

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camp stories for western men

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

we reminisce on our childhood stories of camping, petty theft, and attempted murder. derek pitches a new show theme, davie explains his character arc's lore, and flint introduces us to his new game

This week's closing song is The Ballad Of Chasey Lain by Bloodhound Gang

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No P*ssy Acquired (w/ Jared of Hoppean.org)

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 19:01:03 -0000

Davie shoots down another intro theme pitch, taking too many drugs at once, gay sex and the origins of music, the fall of traditional men's underpants, and Jared of Hoppean.org joins us to gloat about being right

This week's closing song is Newsstand Rock by RX Bandits

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the scariest episode

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000

for this spooky halloween episode you get to hear flint tell a (probably fake) story about the time he saw a ghost and hear davie read a scary story out loud that derek wrote just for him woooOOOOooo

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This week's closing song is She Dominates by Blitzkid

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are we recording? (w/ el pulpo)

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 18:08:27 -0000

four and a half men picking fights with B list podcasters and ur rolling on the mat at a MDMA match

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This week's closing song is Tiptoe Through the Tulips by Tiny Tim

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The F*cking of the Fats

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 13:31:12 -0000

Davie and Derek talk about Chappelle's new special, Superman is gay (surprise, surprise), Christopher Columbus and Indigenous Losers Day, the new president, and teachers being overpaid.

This week's closing song is Bottom of the Well by Unicorn Hole

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Sleeping D*ck Hard Naked

Sat, 09 Oct 2021 17:49:04 -0000

Fat Dave joins us this week to talk about his (now lifted!) Twitter ban and tells us the story of him being doxxed and subsequently fired from his job.

This week's closing song is High Noon In Killville by Angry Johnny and the Killbillies

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where's balldo?

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 05:55:07 -0000

Tried to open up the show by calling Windstream customer support on the show to yell at them about the internet but they hung up on us THREE TIMES ON THREE DIFFERENT SUPPORT LINES so we are officially declaring war on Windstream for life.

We talk about crappy monopoly internet services, get involved with a fetish community online, and pine for a Balldo sponsorship.

This week's closing song is The First Rule by Flaming Tsunamis

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Minoritycast

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 18:45:00 -0000

Well first of all Derek ditches us. I think we forget to mention it until the end but hey you get a heads up for reading. And they say libertarians don't read. So I had to be in charge of recordings and editing this week. Why is Flint's track so hard to line up? Actually why does it take me so long to edit? Anyways, Flint and Steven spurg out on history or something. TBH I'm tired of writing notes since its taken me 6 days to edit this. Thankfully we stick to our timely release schedule as always.

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Most-Libertarianism (w/ Taylor Shiring of hoppean.org)

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 16:19:23 -0000

This week we're joined by Taylor Shiring of Hoppean.org to talk about why it's actually cool to keep using the word "libertarian" and he stands as a shining example of an internet Hoppean who still believes in drinking and pre-marital or gay sex.

We talk about libertarian strategy, the state of the movement, jerking off with just your mind, and how to treat people in the work place.

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This week's closing music is the Forced to Live EP by Taylor's band Settle for Nothing

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A Flight of TiTs (Taxation is Theft) w/ Dan Behrman

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 12:56:06 -0000

We got Dan TAXATION IS THEFT Behrman on this week. TBH we mainly just bro out and brush over politics as normal. There's a long pause. We talk about running drugs, the legality of paying taxes and we find out once and for all if Dan is a TiTs man or A$$ man. Enjoy that cork pop ASMR.

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This week's closing song is Another Day Another Vendetta by Hatebreed

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48 white claws an hour

Sat, 04 Sep 2021 14:05:35 -0000

davie makes a huge very important announcement, we talk about the JQ (journalist question), and talk about the merits of expensive underpants.

This week's closing song is Red Lights Stop Signs by Triangle Fight

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Nice try fed (w/ Jared of Hoppean.org)

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 19:25:09 -0000

Jared, founder of Hoppean.org, joined us to explain different Hoppean takes while getting grilled by Davie. Did he come to bring knowledge or is he just full of hot air? Hot, smelly air.

This week's closing song is Warbringer by TheFatRat & Everen Maxwell

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davie and derek dont get pop culture references

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 22:41:35 -0000

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The LBRY where they keep the LIES (w/ Jeremy Kauffman)

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 23:48:27 -0000

Jeremy Kauffman gets sexually assaulted by an angry Davie, a very very drunk Derek, our good buddy Jay of Slurp Gang Podcast and our peaceful slave Flint. We talk about not wearing headphones to record a professional and highly successful (101 episodes) podcast.

This week's closing song is They Say by Daron Malakian

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burning n

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 03:55:00 -0000

Well guys we made it! Episode 100! if you missed Burning Boots well here's one more. We had a bro day then got trashed and recorded an episode. Lots of meta nonsense to start off. We talk family stuff. Link to the Freedom Tear vid ( https://youtu.be/QhMc6eOlWbE ). Memory holes lead Derek to be the first. Women ruin our days. We make a series of awful jokes as we get more intoxicated. Kyle and Davie have a Liberty Dad Talk. Then we seem to just ramble about absolutely nothing for a while. Derek eats into the mic! More talking in circles. Wow. HAhhahahaha. We start talking politics with like 15 min left of the show. JK back to cum jokes. Derek defends women. https://youtu.be/qAs9laxC-rs click it, you know you want to. Make sure to get ahold the patron episode. It was 10x wilder.

This week's closing song is DeathKult Disciples by Ho99o9

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Dead Naming Phil w/Otto PRL

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 03:55:00 -0000

So we have our good buddy Otto from Punk Rock Libertarians Podcast with us this week. I'm pretty sure we all three started off drunk. Which we proceed to get more inebriated. We talk about everything from post libertarianism bs to politicians endless attempt to make our lives miserable. Otto sticks around for the bonus so be sure to check that out as well.

This week's closing song is Diamond in the Rough by Arik Ancelin

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Sick Jabber

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 21:37:16 -0000

No guest this week, Davie and I take it easy and talk about windows computer viruses posing as desktop strippers, letting kids be kids, and the new delta, epsilon, gamma, and lambda variants of the fake virus.

This week's closing song is Stash Up by OPM

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Cash for Favors (w/ J Flintlock)

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 16:55:47 -0000

Long time listener and part-time enemy of PBS and writer for En Bloc Press, J Flintlock joins the show to talk to us about his past life working at a prison, converting his wife into lesbianism, Derek changes his mind about Indians, what is going on in Cuba, the governments monopoly on joe biden deep fake voice AI, what even is the role of women, and we don't know what even is a post-libertarian.

This week's closing song is Eat Your Dreams by nelward

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Grift the Cycle (w/Josh Smith)

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 04:00:00 -0000

So this week we have the Libertarian Grifter himself on to teach us the ways of scamming you guys into us not having to work. So we cut the ep short and hit up a bonus for once. Just kidding. We learned nothing about grifting we just talked about corn. Oh and we fired up the simulator and manufactured another guest during the show.

This week's closing song is Monster Squad by Kids Like Us

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Grand Theft Squanto (w/ Toothtaker)

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 22:30:00 -0000

Toothtaker aka 'Toothy' joins us this week to talk about rolling with gangsters, growing up in a ghetto reservation, covid propaganda, taking a dump during the middle of the podcast, banging hookers, whether Cosby did it, traveling the world, whether or not slurs are cool, cool and uncool anime, why we don't try meth, and his general philosophy of the world.

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This week's closing song is What Do You Like To Play by The Internet

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LieSpace, Fakeship Earth

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 20:54:02 -0000

Do you really need more proof that space is fake than transgender furries with 60k twitter followers getting internships at NASA? Our boy Steppy distributes red pills about space.

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This week's closing song is Sounds Like by Rise Against

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The Prolapse of the Libertarian Party

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 20:46:28 -0000

Davie and Theo recap the Florida LP convention a bit for us and we talk about all of the corruption within the LP that's finally come to a head.

This week's closing song is Before We Go Out Drinking by Pkew pkew pkew

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Mainstream Railroad

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 00:51:35 -0000

This episode got really local with Rick. Just hanging with the boys hating on the atf. We answer mail bag and get sidetracked. Something something more generic description. It's been a really busy week and I'm getting packed to record at lpf convention. Enjoy the ruckus.

This week's closing song is All Hell Breaks Stuff by Limp Mizfit

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Peg gang (w/ Cotton)

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 15:24:48 -0000

Our good buddy and long time brother of the show Cotton of the failed Slurp Gang podcast joins us this week to give us the Chilly III update and Davie talks about going on Josh Smith's new show. We celebrate gape pride month by being gay (pretending haha) and listen to some hetero-wave hypnotherapy.

This week's closing song is Hyr00l by Monomate

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Dad Joke Simulator

Fri, 28 May 2021 12:26:13 -0000

Its been a while since Derek wanted me to edit. Of course I start editing about the time I was planning on finishing up. Anyways we got our intern 'gamer word' Rick. We constantly sidetrack each other stories. And damn there's a lot of nonsense stories. Just hanging with the boys. If you don't listen to this entire episode you are missing the most compelling and relevant conversation for libertarians today!!!

This week's closing song is Hell to Pay by Terror

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Technical Difficulties

Tue, 25 May 2021 04:12:19 -0000

Just a little teaser for a special bonus we did for the patron feed.

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Rectum spectrum (w/ Sic)

Sun, 23 May 2021 17:56:45 -0000

A man we know only as 'Sic' is a recently diagnosed autistic man who enjoys candy and calling our voicemail just about every week. He joins us on the show to talk about suicide pacts with your friends, walking in your cousin plowing a pig, the delicate process of preparing your wife for anal, and how to stop worrying and love the bong

This week's closing song is Born2Die by Blind Equation

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H8 B8 (w/ Elijah and James Freeman)

Wed, 12 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

For this very special salty episode (thick, thick kosher salt) we invited our brothers James "Cop Respecter" Freeman and Elijah on the episode to talk about growing up with porn, your mom finding your 'personal' socks, growing up Jewish, working outside makes you poor, saying whatever you want to anyone, who's really controlling the music industry, and we finally catch up on some voicemails.

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ep 87ish pt2 (w/ tettsui)

Fri, 07 May 2021 00:55:40 -0000

Alright so Ricky and Tet couldn't be on the same show due to Derek and I not communicating about start times. So bonus for you.

This week's closing song is Pure Hate by Poison Idea

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ep 87ish pt 1. - punk in public (w/ Ricky)

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 18:28:02 -0000

Long time friend Ricky of the Devil Brothers podcast makes a formal visit to pod to read us an apology and tell tall tales of his time as a gay male escort.

This week's closing song is Brand New by Waste

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Tin Foil Harem - Ep. 1

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 13:23:00 -0000

Have you ever wanted to listen to a group of philosophical ret*rds give lukewarm conspiracy theory takes on catboy gene therapy and oriental FBI p*ssy? This episode of Tin Foil Harem we delve into the past to look at how every major mass shooting across America was perpetuated by Asian coochie and clop porn. At one point the ethical dilemma of whether you should sell oregano to 13 year olds for $25 a gram makes its way to us.

Buckle up and welcome to the Harem

This is the pilot episode for the first show generated by the friendship simulator community, by long time friends Taxi, Nully, and Banter: Tin Foil Harem.

Be on the look out for this show on its own dedicated feed on all podcast apps.

Campfun Firefighters (w/ Gizmo, Sage, and Clay)

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 17:17:07 -0000

We've got the hosts of Campfire Freedom podcast here with us this week and get to know each other and talk about bein' ugly, hanging with the bros on your anniversary, being Ron Paul and not drinking, white boy summer being over, living in Georgia, being in school prison, growing up with tits in your face, and more.

This week's closing song is Go Motherfucker Go by Nashville Pussy

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Davie gets NUDE on the podcast XXX 25+ ONLY

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 22:01:00 -0000

Our poor friend wasn't able to show up for the poor episode for the 2nd week running, so we roast him for that for half the episode and then catch up on what black people are Googling and then Davie bears all

Show Links:

Just this one lol but listen to the ep first

This week's closing song is For Those Who Know by Brasstracks and Faggot by Sam Vance-Law

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Now I'm peeing (w/ PRL Jared and Spacelawdy)

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 00:12:00 -0000

trainwreck show with Jared of Punk Rock Libertarians and @SpaceLawdy (aka FartPimpson), so maybe just go listen to PRL instead this week

This week's closing song is The YMCA Down the Street From the Clinic by The Lawrence Arms

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being friends, who cares

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 19:20:48 -0000

No guest this week, we just catch up and try not to talk about current events. We started this podcast to hang out so why not just do that for once? We talk about being a fuck up, hiring and firing female AI's, share embarrassing things about ourselves, eat jell-o, argue about whether or not its cool to be rational, and get drunk.

This week's closing song is Amber Island by nelward

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Gun Says Chnk w/ Rooster

Mon, 29 Mar 2021 18:59:56 -0000

You know, I have no idea what was going on either... but yeah I was late to join the show. Rooster and Derek talk about specific people, their white privilege, and women. This conversation is wild to listen to high. top tier. I would listen to a Derek and Rooster show. They do talk about their ideal man. Oh now fat people look like ghosts. But if you don't want to hear that, I join around the 32:25 mark. And it just goes downhill from there.

Also our resident research-autismo Taxi gives us an update on some recent shooting that I already forgot where it happened lol

This week's closing song is Sabotage by Beastie Boys

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3/4 Down (w/ Theo)

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Theo's alive.

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The Medieval Vagina some insane book by an insane person, but they're still right.
Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass

This week's closing song is Into the Night by Firkin

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Hardcore Heterosexuals (w/ Cotton)

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 13:27:25 -0000

We bring on long time friend of the show @Cotton on to talk about rice, super straights, how women don't be doing they laundry, and asianification.

This week's closing song is Destroy Everything by Hatebreed

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Background Noise Comedy (w/ Trent (+Moose(gay man)))

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 02:43:48 -0000

Davie gay, Derek gay, everybody gay, we all gay. Fuck women, some blacks are cool. Trent puts cats in the oven, Moose ruins the podcast, trolling neocon debates. Yeah pretty much that and Davie had to edit the episode twice. Damn technology.

This week's closing song is If And When We Rise Agains by Streetlight Manifesto

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Blaxie Driver (w/ Taxi)

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 14:53:36 -0000

Yes this episode is late. Yes, Derek deleted the episode. Yes the second half or so sounds like dogsh*t. Yes, that's actually Taxi's real voice.

We wrap up black history month by talking to Taxi about being mostly asian, living in the south, and prostate massaging.

This week's closing song is Media Midgets by R.A. The Rugged Man

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Bathroom booty call (w/ Quincy Johnson)

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 14:09:00 -0000

Davie and Derek catch up a bit on life and talk about black history month videogame promotion pandering, standup comedy mostly sucking, and also heroin being both the coolest way to die and the coolest thing to survive so what's the argument again for not doing it? Then we call everyone's favorite beef-tongue-taco loving butthole binging Hightep of the Highway @Quincy to teach us a thing or two about what even is a Hotep and why we should be white hoteps, why he wears macaroni in his hair, how and why eating a*s is praxis, anarchy and chaos, and Davie says it.

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Quincy's interracial porn production career at ThroatWars.com - NSFW(omen)

This week's closing song is Equally Useless by Discharger

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Valentine's Gay (w/ Moose)

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

The Discord server's chief antagonist bully Moose joins us this week to talk about women and join Davie in giving dating advice and Derek gets very drunk.

This week's closing song is Fail Hill Zone, Act 1 by Monomate

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Seasonally Late

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0000

So Davie is editing this episode and it took 6 hours of trouble shooting and nonsense to even get the files in working order and the program to stop crashing. But hey... here ya go. I'm sure an autistic topic on next week's episode will be on everything I did wrong in the edit. (Derek is an audio autist) That guy yelled at me for calling the clips "tracks"... huh kinda like us gun autists yelling at others for calling magazines clips. {{EG THEORY}}

Wouldn't you know I fall asleep 3/4 the way editing and the next morning I get up early to help a friend move a few towns away. get home late, a little d8, and going to the bar. Well it was a garbage metallica cover band. Got home at 1am to finish editing. So here you go. I'm glad none of you actually read these. But if you happen to make it this far, you probably need a hobby. Anyways we talk the usual and are starting our February off in celebratory fashion.

This week's closing song is Immigraniada by Gogol Bordello

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Kick stand couching (w/ Austin)

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 19:45:07 -0000

Late release on this show due to technical issues (I was technically sleepy and didn't wanna edit) but this week we have on a return corporate investor Mitch, who has a remarkably worse mic than we do, to join us in the simulator to slam some whiskeys and show us his hole and overstay his welcome on this intentionally too long hang-out episode.

This week's closing song is You Can't Spell 'Apathetic' Without 'Pathetic' by Crabhammer

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Cop Bullying 101 (w/ James Freeman)

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 17:46:25 -0000

We were lucky to discover and perform the sacred rituals to conjure up James Freeman's contact information this week to have him on the show to discuss his adventures in bullying the police, and teach everyone a thing or two about what he's learned and share some experiences in filming and speaking to the police the the appropriate manner. James is one of the best cop bullies around and he makes it his mission to troll the police using the same strategies that they use against us all the time - being rude, bluffing, and having complete disregard for the law.

Be sure to subscribe to James Freeman's YouTube channel and support him further by buying his Thin Blue Line Flag of Tyranny shirts

We've also put together a small YouTube playlist of some of our favorite James Freeman videos here

This week's closing song is Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine

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2 FAGs, 1 POD

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 17:00:00 -0000

Note: This episode has been remastered and reuploaded. About 5 additional minutes of content has been added, cross-talk has been eliminated, and the episode is properly ribbed for your pleasure

At long last, we found their lair. We can finally get our malinvested $40 back and put all this friends against government crap behind us for good... right?

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The TLE fellas:

Psyop The Steal

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 22:39:38 -0000

Broadcasting to you from Nancy Pelosi's office, we cover some of details of the Stop the Steal rally and wonder why the minorities are always late to the party, where a a-women at, Indian vs Mexican labor, the UN determining what is a human right, tip play, and we make plans to calibrate the simulator for New York.

All that and more on this week's Libertarian Friendship Simulator.

This week's closing song is Shining On by Big D and the Kids Table

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New Year, New Chinee

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 01:16:45 -0000

We sit around drinking whiskey and smoking on this relaxing New Year's Eve, listening to neighbor's blasting all their fireworks early because they have no self control like us, men of discipline.

Special thanks to China-funded AI for generating our new podcast artwork and title! Let us know how you like it in the community Discord server in the link below the show notes!

This week's episode is a bit of a return to tradition. There is a lot to look back on at the end of 2020, and we level with you about some of the struggles we've had with the show (other than Kyle quitting) such as the failed Friends Against Government venture as well as Derek and Davie moving at the same time. But we're nearly over the hump now, and we dive into talking about Davie dealing with incompetent government employees and telling cops to f*ck off, Derek's butt honey production, woke Indian movies, getting a brown man on the show, ignoring politics and being a happier person, 人nd we tackle a who感谢er of a mailbag b已f业r出 goin其是 i的to 一起谈论非常有趣的笑声。请享受有史以来最好的专业新年晚会！认真地说，我们为展览制定了许多计划，但实现这一目标的时间很少，因此，感谢在艰难的过渡期间坚持与我们合作的所有人。特别是那些足够警惕学习普通话的人。最令人印象深刻。非常前瞻的思维！我们爱你，兄弟们。

Also if anyone can help us decipher this strange Cajun-Indianan man's voicemails he keeps leaving us, we are offering some of the finest honey Derek can produce for the services of a good translator.

This week's closing song is China's National Anthem by Everyone in China, who came together and wrote this song and then sang it at once in a glorious demonstration of their unity

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Nice

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 02:16:31 -0000

For this very special episode 69 we ignore Christmas and finish the job right and burn the studio and the last remains of condemned FAGcast to the ground for good, finally ridding the world of that evil.

We sit around the hot fire of the blazing poodio with some totally random security guard we just met. We diddle some guitars and bang some drums, puff on some pipes and suck on some cigars, and we talk about as much sexually charged topics as we could pack into an hour and a half.

This week's closing song is For an Old Kentucky Anarchist by Erik Petersen

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$40 Poodio (w/ Greg and Moose)

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 22:13:47 -0000

Weeks after acquiring the Friends Against Government podcast brand and their professional studio, Derek and Davie finally meet up in person at the official FAGcast studio to record this week's episode. Bigwig OG investors Charlie and Moose also flew all the way to the studio to check out the place and talk with us on air.

Unfortunately what we got instead wasn't a new studio, but more like a poo studio? A poodio?

This week's closing song is Soul Craft by Bad Brains

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Merging Podcasting Realities w/ not-Kyle

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 16:14:10 -0000

Note: Sorry for the late episode this week! Being a reality denier sounds easy on paper but in practice it comes with a lot of red tape. Expect episodes to be a day or two late for the next couple weeks.

As our transition to fully acquiring the Friends Against Government properties comes to a close and merged realities begin to settle, we decide to bring on one of the funniest liberty Twitter guys around, [name redacted], to see if he has what it takes to be the Kyle that any multi-dimensional podcast needs. We're all pretty exhausted from navigating a world of conflicting podcast realities, so we were hoping that the Kyle replacement this week could carry the episode like he usually does, but it turns out that [name redacted], while hilarious and fun-loving, needs to warm up to people before opening up to them and trusting them - so like a baby deer being coaxed into your trust with a handful of poisonous berries, we slowly but surely enticed him into joking with us with a handful of malicious doxxing blackmail threats.

Which unfortunately also means that we were asked to not mention his name in the show notes. So if you want to know who the guest is, you're gonna have to bear through the episode like we did.

This week's closing song is X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX

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Friends Against Time Podcast (w/ Jake Lamont as Kyle)

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 17:01:30 -0000

This week's episode of Friends Against Being on Time podcast starts off a little wonky as we're subjected to some turbulence of clashing universes and conflicting realities, but it's made even more difficult because Kyle isn't here this week. Our first Kyle-less week where Davie and Derek are forced to get along for about 30 minutes before we finally get our scheduled Kyle replacement contestant for this week.

While they wait for their robo-Kyle replacement, Davie and Derek talk about dating women in cyberspace, the role of women in the household, video games being absolute garbage, and complain about how long it's taking bird and Car to finish transferring the rest of their assets to the Boot Burners Inc. holdings.

Who said that corporate takeovers would be easy?

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Buildings!

This week's closing song is Window Shopping by Mock Orange

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Burning Boots Episode LXV: The Drywall Strikes Back

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

There comes a time for all things to change, and evolve, now is one of those times for the BB boys. Kyle is leaving the show to do something else. Hopefully what he has in store works out. Or maybe he gets yeeted by f*dbois. Only time will tell. We run through a lot of good mailbags and Kyle inadvertently selects them in an order that angers Davie. More evidence Kyle needs to go. We discuss some recent store options and some interesting acquisitions. Also, as per usual, someone says the yin word.

(If you have any information on the whereabouts of CFG, please leave us a voicemail, and help us find our missing friend)

Burning Question for this week:
Should Kyle quit the show?

This week's closing song is Outro by M83

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Are they normal or abnormal?

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 05:50:52 -0000

Wow what a packed week.

If you didn't know who he was before, I would bet that you sure do now. Theodore Ni-*beep*-er is here in studio to talk to us this week about the importance of free speech, not just via the first amendment, but also by the bro code. The social code. The first A-MEN-dment. Also be sure to check out the previous bonus episode with him and Davie talking about the Libertarian Party using only gentle ASMR wet-mouth noise whispers to each other.

Kyle brings in a *beep*-ing hot sauce from a real tribal man from the dinosaur times which we enjoy over a hot plate of animal crackers just like the hunter-gatherer tribes did back then. We also decided to stop doing *beep*-ing shout outs to lesser lib*beep*erty pods for a while like F-*beep*-GCAST or Biting the Bullet with Luke and Typo.

After Theo has thoroughly tasted his bottle of Busy Bee brand white wine (courtesy of our Patrons of course), we dive de*bleep*er into the *beep*-ing intricacies and *beep* nuances of saying *beeeeeep*

BEEEEEEEEEEEP

Burning Question for this week:
Is it racist to talk to minorities in their accents?

This week's closing song is Heart Attack American by The Bronx

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Davie Vs. Theo

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 23:12:11 -0000

Theodore Queen Wakanda flew all the way to Florida, from impoverished urban depths of Chicago, to talk to Davie 1 on 1 about abolishing the Libertarian Party, so we allocated some time pre-show this week to just let those two basically hash it out.

If you're on the fence about abolishing the Libertarian Party or if you have some strong opinions on it, this would have been a great episode to listen to if Davie and Theo had not instead had gay libertarian sex on mic

Nah I'm giving them a hard time it was a good discussion. I think. I haven't listened to it yet.

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The president isn't real

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 04:25:00 -0000

Ahhhh it feels good to have a regular episode again with just the three of us fellas. Holding hands, blowing kisses, calling one another slurs and harassing women. We've got about 2 weeks of mailbags and voicemails piled up for this week so we dedicate roughly half the episode to just that.

We talk about post-modernism and what even is a post-modern, John Lennon and bad words, Street Sh*tter 2 Turbo, Davie shares his election results and reminds us all about the importance of voting, Rogan having Spotify by the balls, Biden optimism and Trump cope, and the true categorization of various forms of autism.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week: Is it good or bad if the government lowered or abolished taxes on only one industry, but did not raise taxes on anyone else?

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Erection Night

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

This week we had a big election live stream in the Discord and decided to unmute only the Patrons for voice, and that turned out to be a terrible idea because the result was just unlistenable. Maybe we'll take some choice clips from that livestream and play them on the show next week.

So instead of listening to a bunch of 20-somethings scream into their xbox headsets here's a backlogged episode from last week on good microphones with good quality because f*ck podcasts with bad audio and f*ck the election

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Halloween is about to come

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:46:06 -0000

For our special Halloween 2020 episode we bring on our good friend Ricky to talk about banging broads in public spaces, eating ass for Halloween, and force feed him selzers. Very little actual political talk in this and a little too much sensitive information that was given that had to be blood-curdlingly-screamed over in the spirit of the season.

Happy Halloween fellas

Burning Question for this week:
Trunk or Treat is statist, unlibertarian, and is ruining the sacred tradition of Halloween.

This week's closing song is The Cramps by Surfin' Dead

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Shaq Attack

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

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Kyle yells, Derek almost loses the episode and Davie was to busy watching the presidential debate to write show notes.

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Burning Question for this week:
If we didn't have government, would society tend to be more conservative or libertine?

This week's closing song is Run on the Banks by The Stanfields

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Stone cold sober. (Unlike Hunter)

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

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The three flamingos There once were three flamingos living on a lake. They were great friends, they loved to chase flamingals, talk about blow jobs as valid employment, out pissing your pup, and terrorism. They enjoyed the free bread from the locals, and squawking at degenerate skateboarding fascist scum. On a particularly sunny day, one of these vile statists skated up and sprayed the three flamingos with Mace Windu's axe body spray. They kill him dead. Were they in the wrong?

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Burning Question for this week:
Is it ever permissible to use lethal force?

This week's closing song is I'm a Flamingo by Marc Rebillet

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Can't stop the Party, they won't stop the Party

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

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We talk about our informal insurrectionist secret society that no one can know about and how cool Sam Adams was, the Trump cult is grifting harder than ever, Davie forces women to shave their bush and even goes as far as having a razor in his house just for them to use if need be, adults explicitly grooming children to be bootlickers, based Texas indicts Netflix for distributing child porn, Trent the alcohaultist and student of all things booze calls in to quiz us on our alcohol knowledge and we stomped him and his stupid quiz with ease, and then finally we have Theo Quinoa of CrowdFundedGovernment on to talk about his Libertarian Party abolishment debate with Angela McArdle (on the Lions of Liberty Podcast ep 480) and we chill with him and talk about our thoughts on principles, ethics, and pragmatism.

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Burning Question for this week:
Okay this is a famous one:

A run-away trolley will kill, with 100% assurance, five people on Track A; your only option is to switch the run-away trolley onto Track B, where it will, also with 100% assurance, kill one person. There is nothing else you can do but switch or not switch. What should you do?

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Will you shut up man?

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 22:29:52 -0000

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Gun nerds, booze nerds, and computer nerds, we remember when videogames were cool, we listen to some choice clips from the first 2020 Pres debate and marvel at how anyone could still possibly believe in politics anymore. Then we hit a huge mailbag and then perhaps the greatest listener voicemail of all time.

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Burning Question for this week:
Are implicit contracts compatible with libertarianism?

This week's closing song is DICK SOLID by Cancer Slug

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Statist's grave crab rave

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 04:37:24 -0000

"Ding dong the witch is dead!" Search activity has increased exponentially this week as gun owners and pro lifers celebrate the passing of RBG. We discuss the tragedy of Breonna Taylor, as this was recorded the day the cops were announced to get away with literal murder. Some old wounds are reopened and new arguments are made regarding the mentally handicapped, like Taxi. We discuss censorship and its implications, (it's bad). The gang goes in deep on some pretty fun topics, like civil war, creating a caucus, and checking out your homie's booty. Kyle is right again, and Davie reads, much to Derek's chagrin. Oh and liberty imposter can choke on a fat one.

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Burning Question for this week

Is being actively anti-PC detrimental to bringing liberty minded conservatives into the liberty movement.

This week's closing song is Destroy Political Correctness by Radical Capitalist

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The spice must flow (w/ Law of Liberty podcast)

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 16:24:23 -0000

We almost had to record this episode from inside of a hospital because Kyle was too busy fondling his piece while driving and wound up getting into a wreck. It's all good though because Kyles are universally made out of cinder blocks and raw steak. Davie empathetically and passionately reaches out to the black community for his Tax Collector campaign and finds that even poor minorities get sucked dry by the state (and not by children like the elites).

As a staunchly anti-Individualist podcast we stand in solidarity with one another as brothers and comrades to endure some spice together against all would-be attackers of having fun on a liberty podcast or not letting women talk on the show.

Then we bring on David and Stratty from the Law of Liberty podcast to talk about the Burning Question and hang out with us. David is a law student interested in basically getting rich by suing the state for people pro-bono and Stratty is pretty cool too. If you like podcasts about libertarian theory, then their podcast is for you. If you're like Davie and you think libertarian theory is stupid or boring then go listen to Dave Smith talk about mainstream politics and the Libertarian Party or something. Support Law of Liberty by listening to their show and following them on Twitter

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:
Can you own a Bitcoin?

This week's closing song is Crushing Destroyer by Rx Bandits

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The Great Pegging Conspiracy

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 04:09:00 -0000

Davie F#&$ing RULEZ. The other guys quintuple the autism levels today. These T@RDS let anyone who pays a dollar open their dumb Z!*#ist mouths. Granted its nothing like the train wreck of a Cotton live show. Anyways I'm supposed to doing this campaign finance report but I care more about the show than I do this F#&$ing report. Conspiracies covered range from “Birds Aren’t Real” to “Pokemon GO” and even “Peg-gate” For some reason they completely ignore 9/11. Thankfully none of you actually read show notes. If you did you'd donate $3.47 to my campaign HERE

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Burning Question for this week: NONE Happy 9/11 post edgy memes in the discord

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Slap the mature outta her

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 04:01:00 -0000

This week your three favorite gentleman discuss the particularly curious vernacular of the indigenous Americans, sample and review the preferred drink of the appalachian heartland, ponder upon the complexities of gendered sea sponges, ignite metaphysical torches raised in union against the demonic covens, wax-on philosophical about the measured decrease in traditional Japanese marriages, narrate the current events growing within the liberty grapevine, there's some chatter about property rights, morals, and of course, use of force against an idea.

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Burning Question for this week:
At what point is it acceptable to use violence to defend an idea that is morally right?

This week's closing song is Oh Shit I'm Feeling It by /k/

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Anti-Intellectual, Pro-Property (w/ Stephan Kinsella)

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 04:00:03 -0000

We have Stephan Kinsella on this week to hang out and joke around then we get into some more thought provoking topics and questions for him from the listener mailbag! He's one of the most prominent Hoppeans around right now and frankly we found him to be a little under-educated for our prestigious intellectual podcast, but hopefully you can forgive him anyway. Follow him, read him, listen to his podcast, and definitely listen to his debates because they usually rock.

Before we bring Kinsella on though, we take about 30 minutes to talk about the state of Kenosha and the collapse in general and Davie tells us about how the doctor that cut his balls off might secretly be based.

Burning Question for this week:
Can property be implicitly abandoned?

Outro song this week (chosen by Stephan) is The Eagle Has Landed by Saxon

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Woosting With Wetards (live show)

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 20:09:36 -0000

After wrangling the wetards from hijacking our show feed, we hold a VERY SPECIAL live episode for new listeners only: Our first year anniversary! We reminisce on some of our favorite moments from the show during the past year and have some meta discussion about how the show came to be and the trials and tribulations it brought us.

We held a T-Shirt giveaway as well for the listener who called in and gave us their best/funniest/most memorable moments from the show and we've already deliberated on it and selected a winner: The Rooster himself! Rooster is one of the OG listeners of the show and was able to autistically remember seemingly everything that happened on the show since the beginning, and we felt he deserved it.

Thanks to everyone for supporting the show and making this whole thing more enjoyable for us than we'd ever hoped.

The closing song this week is called Cock-a-doodle-Downs, written and played by our us for our new sex-punk band Foreskin Cheatcode.

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THE LOST EPISODE (w/ Larry Sharpe and Judge Jim Gray)

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 04:00:13 -0000

So for a while now you've probably thought that the Larry Sharpe/Judge Jim Gray episode had been lost to the void. You probably thought that Derek deleted the episode.

You were wrong. And so were we.

This is an old episode that we were able to recover, back when we were interviewing libertarian party candidates. In this episode Kyle wasn't able to come because he had just ascended to Dad Lvl 2, so we had our buddy Jordan on instead. Judge Jim Gray was running as a Libertarian Party nominee for the presidency and Sharpe was his "hype man" (his words) wherein regardless of his running mate betraying libertarian principles he vowed to stand by his side for the good of the party. Unfortunately Gray had to dip out a little early but in the end it all worked out because Davie and Sharpe got into it after Gray left.

We're happy to finally bring you this episode. Happy one year anniversary everyone!

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Babb To The Bone (w/ Jim Babb and Theo Quinoa)

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 20:33:57 -0000

Jim Babb joins us this week to talk about his travels in the libertarian movement. He packs a lot of punch and he's been in the scene for a while now, be sure to check out his YouTube channel and also check out Pirates Without Borders.

Then we have that guy uh... what's his name? Ted Kaczynski? Tommy Cornbread? Anyway Cornbread comes on the show to talk to us in more depth about his hatred of third parties and if you like episodes where Davie is mad then boy do we have an episode for you!

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:
Is it okay for libertarian politicians to sacrifice principles for the sake of winning elections?

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Technology is gay (not a live show)

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 04:00:53 -0000

This week was supposed to be a live show but we were thwarted by Bill Gates' 5G coronavirus vaccine radioactive waves screwing with the hardware. We also had to talk to each other without headphones on and frankly talking to each other like regular human beings weirded us out.

We talk about the Israeli government bombing the sh*t out of Beirut, hating n-words, pedophile Twitter vs liberty Twitter, blue lives matter libertarian cucks, no crying over spilled whiskey, Trump's love of latinos, black people™, and living and swearing in a society.

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Burning Question for this week: Do clones have rights?

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Of moths and men

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Pedophiles are good for wood chipper sales, Davie hates realism in video games, we battle a moth infestation, insects getting high, octopuses and war, Kyle is learning to stop worrying and love whiskey, Nemo's fitness challenge, piercing the tip of your d*ck and latching it to the top of your pants, Taxi's podcast episode, then we finally talk about libertarianism 40 minutes into the episode.

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Burning Question for this week:Is it okay to buy products of slave labor?

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BREAKING: Pragmatic fedboi ruffles theft collector's ancap feathers

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000

This week is a great example of why you should never give money to hobos. We had a guest on named...... named......

Damn, uh, Crowd Funded Government joins us. We did absolutely zero research or vetting with this guest and it turned out to be a fantastic reward for the risk. We discuss a multitude of topics as we try to follow this great man's tangent around the political compass. The best part, however, was his friendly chit chatting with our very own master of calm, Davie!

After what could have been 10 minutes or 10 years, we jumped off the Pragf*g Skateboard and gave him the ol' Burning Boot. Business as... uh... usual.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:

Can government be voluntary?

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Cancel yourself

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Spilling your drink, talking to statists about liberty, the origins of the state, the libertarian party national convention, #landback strikes again, RIP Bruce Lee, and where do gays come from?

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Burning Question for this week:

Is racism compatible with libertarianism?

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Go go gadget mass shooter (w/ 2 Fats and a Black Podcast)

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 18:08:26 -0000

This week two fats and a black (well Brian actually couldn't make it so it's just the two fats) join us to talk about the pains of not having a Waffle House in your town, water that makes you gay, Jojo gets free advertising from a failed Guardian hit piece, and fatman buns and the complexity of Davie's haircuts

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:

No BQ this week

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Dis cuntry dun gon ta hell

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Thanks for continuing your ever deepening love of liberty with us! Soon your training will be COMPLETE, and your ancap waifu will be provided shortly.

In this degenerate vocabulary soup we discuss memes, Davie takes Kyle's conspiracy hot takes a little too seriously, Kyle's inner JBP pops it's room cleaning head out, Davie professes his very intimate love of contracts, Derek ponders the evolutionary necessity of tits on a lizard, and we all like watching little Antifa bois get their grapes rocked by Chads.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:

Are HOA's legitimate?

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Just a gay old time (w/ Jacob Lamont)

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 12:16:53 -0000

This week we've got Jacob Lamont on the show, a man after our own hearts who hates politically correct thought policing as much as we do, running for LNC Chair and loving liberty full time.

Kyle starts out the show with a rare act of drinking on a workday, then we talk about burning the flag for fun. Just as we start to get into the intricacies of pedophilia Jake Lamont joins us against his better judgement.

We talk about Jake's pure Nordic heritage, Jake's wife's age, punk rock and clean living, cocaine gum, calling everything retarded and gay, Jake does a SPOT ON Beavis and Butthead Impression, eating p*ssy, Kyle's uncanny ability to turn off swearing, and Jake weighs in on his opinion of the Libertarian Party and what needs to change.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week:No Burning Question this week (had too much fun just hanging with Jake Lamont and ran out of time)

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We prefer the company of men (Live show)

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Seriously does Michelle Obama have a penis or not? We talk about CHAZ and their transition to CHOP, Jeremiah Harding, Kyle bores Davie with some foreign policy talk, and Kyle and Davie get into a heated debate, joined by Cotton from Dissecting Liberty and Rooster from the depths of Hell.

Burning Question for this week:Is spanking your children a violation of the NAP?

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Damn Anarchists, You Ruined Anarchy!

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Kyle and Derek attend a BLM rally, we talk about CHAZ, we finally got the voicemails to work this week, and then we get Jeremiah Harding on the show to talk about one of the most difficult problems that we face as anarchists - other anarchists.

Burning Question for this week:Is bottom unity a myth?

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The Right to be Wrong

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Moral Bob joins us this week as our new sponsor and brother of the liberty FRAT house. Bob runs his own show called Conversations About Freedom and he's unofficially autistic. He had some microphone issues and had to record using his laptop mic like a pathetic poor but we let him slide this time.

Burning Question for this week:Is morality subjective?

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Black and Blue

Fri, 29 May 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Kyle finally returns after his wife finally squeezed her baby out, just in time for a somber episode with a lot of depressing sh*t to talk about in the news. We talk about podcasting, why isn't Dave Smith funny, the death of George Floyd and the Minnesota riots, Christians who are scared of hell, Spike Cohen's nipples, and we take some calls from Patrons.

Burning Question for this week:Are hotdogs a sandwhich?

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Derek Deletes the Gray/Sharpe Episode

Thu, 21 May 2020 22:30:18 -0000

There comes a time in every podcast's life where an episode is lost to the void. Sometimes that episode is an interview with libertarian celebrities and sometimes that episode is just an hour of non-content that no one cares about. Unfortunately for us, our first lost episode is the former.

So instead of us talking to Judge Jim Gray and Larry Sharpe, we're giving you our bonus episode for free this week, and for our Patrons we'll give you an hour discussion that we had in Discord with our listeners about agorism, voting, and anarchists in politics.

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Principles F@$&!×g Matter (w/ Jacob Hornberger)

Fri, 15 May 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Jacob Hornberger joins us this week for a rare, serious episode of Burning Boots. Kyle rudely ditched us this week because his wife just couldn't hold the baby in any longer and he deemed the birth of his son more important than farting around with his buds on microphones. His loss, I guess. Maybe next time we'll just do the podcast in the hospital.

We talk about the importance of education in the libertarian movement, the value of making principled arguments, the rights of the states under the Constitution, the struggles of the libertarian race, minarchism and anarchism, and libertarians who support the UBI.

Our good buddy Clayton the Libertarian Grandpa joins us midshow to fill in the third seat while Kyle's away but doesn't end up flapping his gums much until we started recording our Patreon-only after hours content.

We asked everyone in our Discord server for Burning Question ideas this week and we picked Rooster's, so he got to choose our outro song this week. Burning Question for this week:Is the Libertarian Party a viable vehicle for bringing us closer to a free society?

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Chinco de Mayo (w/ Punk Rock Libertarians Podcast)

Fri, 08 May 2020 04:00:00 -0000

This week we went on the Punk Rock Libertarians podcast to shoot the shit and get shit hammered for cinco de blasio and talk over each other, it was a great time.

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Derek, Kyle and Davie from the Burning Boots podcast join us to celebrate Cinco De Mayo! Phil does a power hour and we basically just talk shit the entire time. Topics include murder hornets, Kim Jong Un, receding hairlines and more!

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The Chinese Room Thought Experiment

Fri, 01 May 2020 01:34:05 -0000

Today on China's #1 libertarian podcast we discuss trying to win at twitter, stupid Karen-tier female home decor choices, Justin Amash sets the stage among other reason magazine pragfag unprincipled cuckold libertarians, Bill Gates is on first and is having gay sex with the Chinese government, which tax is the worst tax, and eminent domain is f*cking gay.

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Boot Burning Morning Zoo Drive Time Happy Hour (Live Show)

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 00:02:55 -0000

We got a soundboard full of garbage this week and we can and will use it against you (not sorry).

This week we take it pretty easy except for when we start yelling at each other. But I think that we can all take solace in the fact that dudes rock and bottom unity will never be as good as dude unity.

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End of the World Expert Gets Destroyed by FACTS and LOGIC

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Kyle is being forced against his will to listen to a woman talk as part of his full time job and makes us all also suffer through it and then challenges 2 grown men to a drinking competition with an Asian woman. Davie meets a man while playing Destiny 2 onto the show who happens to be an expert on viral containment, whom we know only as Steven. He gives his perspective on the virus, the government response, and his budding libertarianism amidst this whole ordeal.

Then Davie (not Derek) gets absolutely sloshed and completely ruins the rest of the podcast. Thanks Davie.

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Burning Question for this week:With the absolute destruction of our liberties and rights, should a principled libertarian run, fight, or submit?

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Boring Boris and the Crayona Cops

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 00:09:43 -0000

We sit down this week with a singular goal in mind: No more mentioning coronavirus on the podcast. Kyle explains to Derek the difference between tactics and strategy while Davie imagines a world without porn. Tiger King has become better than Donald Trump, Kyle explains the history of the Room Popper, Derek watches way too many 1st admendment auditors over the weekend, and Davie's detective work leads him a story about how the state is exploiting the stay at home orders.

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Burning Question for this week:Are the intentions of the US Government good or nefarious?

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Aladdin and the Magic Lemp

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 22:31:57 -0000

April 1st 2020, we're locked in Kyle's dungeon again this week with only booze for sustenance. Kyle reminisces on a time when you could get your ass beat over watching a single episode of The Rugrats, Davie nearly spills his spaghetti over Derek's relentless and short-sided consumption of raw eggs, Kyle grows slave chickens, Derek violates the NAP so Kyle can experience the full force of 5G internet, Davie would legally marry a waffle, peanut butter-mayonnaise and jelly sandwiches, does necrophilia have a place in libertarianism, does the murder of Duncan Lemp even matter, boog bios have no line in the sand, and we do some prank calls on a coupla nobodies.

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Home alon-a with 'Rona

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 02:45:55 -0000

In the midst of this coronavirus pandemic, libertarians are pretty much unified in their perspective of the virus as something being used as an excuse by the state to massively expand their power. But there is a certain n-word that is splitting libertarians on this issue: negativity. The neggers like Davie and Derek think that by the end of this ordeal, people will be praising the state for saving them. The optimist libertarians on the other hand like Kyle believe that the virus will be the impetus for libertarians to finally take a stand and influence others to do the same. Only time will tell.

We also talk with US Diplomatic Representative of Liberland, William Hamilton, about the struggles the country has faced to be founded, and the direction that it's headed. Could Liberland be the libertopia that we've been dreaming of? Their idea has merit, and so do their citizen requirements.

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FREE Bonus Ep. 20 - Ching Chong Yellow Fever

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 19:25:35 -0000

Since Mark Whitney took quite a bit of airtime, we didn't get to really get into what we wanted to discuss, so we offloaded that to the after-hours bonus episode time and we decided to offer this for free to non-Patrons. We talk about the kung flu virus, Trump bux, and more.

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Nonstop Banging (w/ Mark Whitney)

Sat, 21 Mar 2020 19:13:06 -0000

This week we have on Mark Whitney, who's running for the Libertarian Party nomination for the Presidency. Mark gives us the scoop on what happened at the LPF Convention and offers Floridians an apology. Do you want a President who apologizes? How about a President who doesn't even have a 'taxation is theft' hat? Does he even own a single boot? With such slim credentials, the outlook of Whitney's campaign is looking pretty grim, but we give him plenty of space to explain his position of a variety of topics and get his opinion on our stand-up bits (which as it turns out is very easy by the way).

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Pulling Out (w/ Arvin Vohra)

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 04:10:26 -0000

This week we have Arvin Vohra, 2020 Libertarian Party Presidential candidate to talk about Arvin's coming of age into the libertarian movement and to clear up his age of consent opinions once and for all.

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Room Pops and Roosters (Live Show)

Fri, 06 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0000

We start the show with Kyle itching to write lyrics for our new sex punk band. Everyone in the DNC pulls out, we praise the podcasts who make fun of other podcasts, Nicky P is not smarter than Derek, we have some big brain discussions about reality, Davie clues us on the scandal that is Hornberger rigging New York, Kyle is a coronavirus conspiracy, everyone is depressed and just wants to get high, jewish pepperoni, someone from Finland sets the record straight on their hot PM's scandal, and Kyle shoots a hollow point into his leg.

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Burning Question for this week:Should you always honor your contracts?

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Slim Pickens (w/ C. Michael Pickens)

Fri, 28 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0000

So the burning question this week: is hard work is a virtue? A red-blooded, dirt under the nails type guy defends that it is, whilst being verbally assaulted by lazy, free loading, soy boys awaiting their daily milking at the soy farm. It may be the type of torture akin to waterboarding a rubber chicken, however it can't be as bad as free range, open air prisons... or can it? Don't think too hard on it, because the Burning Boots boys sure didn't. There is a special guest that sells weed, and another special guest that grows it for the favorite of the three. Big thank you to C. Michael Pickens, the campaign manager for libertarian presidential candidate Mark Whitney. He really helped Davie, Kyle, and Derek recollect the weekend at the LPF convention, which was just old men yelling at Davie, and smoking J's with the kids at the pool (except Arvin). All this, plus a couple of other minor things in this week's episode of BURNING BOOTS! Guaranteed to make you laugh or your money back! (This offer does not include patrons, that check is cashed)

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'Tard and Feathered

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0000

This week we recorded our episode and streamed it LIVE for Patrons only, and we fulfilled the request of some random Patron to draw each other live for some reason. Derek gives his perspective on the whole native American #landback movement that's happening all over social media and gets derailed into talking about porn games where the goal is not to c*m, which doesn't make any sense. A voicemail sends everyone into a dangerous fit of holocaust denial, Rooster from the Discord calls the voicemail to talk sh*t to Moose for a solid minute and a half causing everyone to almost fall asleep, the boys develop their strategy for winning the retard vote, and Kyle fills us in on the coronavirus conspiracy.

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Burning Question for this week:Do you have the right to destroy land?

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Closing the Jar (w/ Punk Rock Libertarians)

Fri, 14 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Phil and Jared from Punk Rock Libertarians podcast join the show this week totally refreshed and invigorated after getting a prime ham candle polishing with their free Autoblow that was sent to them. These guys rule, go listen to their podcast.

Baltimore is being overrun by stupid cats who b*tch into the microphone during our chat with the PRL boys, but that doesn't stop us from raging against the state and continually demonstrating to Davie how he's wrong on seemingly everything. Davie admits that Jack Black is okay, Phil applies his (wrong) common sense to trespass and the NAP, Libertarians are being physically removed from social media, and Phil and Jared talk about their experience with their shiny new blow job machine.

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Burning Question for this week:Is teaching children about the existence of Hell or Satan coercive?

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Special Ep. -1

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0000

We suffered some technical difficulties this week because Steve Jobs made a shrimpy computer that can fit in a manilla envelope and Derek thought it would be a good idea to use this paper thin device to power an entire talkshow. Well that saga has basically come to an end because we could not keep the recording going that long this week without it crashing. Looks like we'll finally have to use a real computer next week because we're going to be coming back with a fury.

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Say It, Come on Just Say It (w/ Biting the Bullet Podcast)

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 05:28:27 -0000

Special guests this week are the hosts of the Biting the Bullet podcast, the Fighting Mongeese: Typo, Jared, and Luke. Their show is our show but in a parallel dimension where our podcast was successful. Twitter bans, the story of Typo's name, Kyle's strategy to win the black vote, Derek hires an army of Indians to vote up our podcast on Liberty Podcast Ranker, Davie gives a heartfelt eulogy for Kobe Bryant (PBUH), Luke spills the rice on the banana show, and Typo reveals his true power level.

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Burning Question for this week:Is counter-economics a viable political strategy against the state?

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Sic semper tyrannis

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0000

The Make Liberty Great Again podcast network must be stopped. Their boring podcasts are flooding the top spots on Liberty Podcast Ranker with podcasts of women. Yes, women talking is now voted higher than our podcast. There's plenty of ice-in-a-Yeti-cup ASMR in this episode as we air out our podcast drama before Derek ruins Davie's segue into talking about the Virginia gun rights rally. Children calling strangers fat with immunity, beta males want to rape you, a 10 with Down syndrome probably exists, when your wife looks at your penis, big brain libertarian discussion, the false Jewish question, poor people drugs, living entirely off of Bitcoin, and people who unironically put the Punisher logo on their vehicles.

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Burning Question for this week:When is it permissible to use force against the state?

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Electric Boogaloo

Fri, 17 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0000

We're officially done with the "Burning X" titles!

The NSA releases the Windows 10 virus and John McAfee is slowly losing his mind on Twitter. We talk about Josh Smith's shout-out for our show on Lions of Liberty but bemoan the fact that he essentially called us a podcast of "boogaloo boys". We clear the air with each other on what boogaloo actually means and what our roles in boogaloo are or should be before diving into Retardnation. Derek claims that he can taste citrus with his balls and urges you to try it.

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Burning Question for this week:Is entrapment a violation of the NAP?

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Burning Boot (with Vermin Supreme)

Fri, 10 Jan 2020 06:59:16 -0000

While we wait for Vermin Supreme to get ready, we talk about the Iran bombings and eat cough drops that smell like old people. We had some technical issues with Vermin's call but thanks to the magic of zombie-powered time travel, we didn't.

Vermin lays out his plans for our country should he ever be crowned President and just as Derek says that it will not become an interview, we begin the interview. Listeners on the Discord sent us some tough questions to ask Vermin, which he answered with about as much finesse and expertise as one could expect from the wizard king of political satire himself. Vermin shares his revolutionary insight into how "free ponies" are economically possible and also shares with us some stories of his adventures and his foray into all of this political business. Once a peaceful hippy just looking for a laugh, Vermin quickly rose to become one of the most respected and beloved political satirists of our age and it's with tremendous honor that we had him on our show.

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Burning Fuses

Fri, 03 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0000

It's New Year's Eve in Kyle's dungeon this week and we're all exhausted. We discuss our plans for getting onto other libertarian podcasts and wonder how a podcast of only women talking into microphones can have more listeners than we do. Should fascists have a platform, Billie Eilish got MK Ultra'd, guns are good for church, Liberty Hangout is the most annoying Twitter account ever created, the pragfags of the Libertarian Party are mad that people want to grow weed, nuclear power rules, YouTube tramples on crypto content creators, and Davie learns what a waifu is.

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Burning Question for this week:There isn't one. Don't tell us what to do.

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Burning Chestnuts

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0000

The gang's all here with this special Christmas episode, and we're releasing this one early this week, so no episode this Friday.

Kyle sang Katy Perry in front of a stadium of grandmas for $100 and is now a professional singer, Davie gives Kyle a rad Christmas present but gives Derek a lump of Baby Yoda meme coal, Jack Black calls the voicemail to rip into Davie - the Hank Hill of anarchists, Davie and Derek report on the best worst punk show they've ever been to, Derek shits his pants, and we discuss how to win a fight against Santa Claus.

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Burning Question for this week:Is Santa Claus a slave-driving Communist or a charitable Capitalist?

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Burning Economies

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0000

Kyle ditched the show this week to go to a gardening convention, so we got our buddy Jordan to fill his seat. Star Wars is officially getting gay, Amazon Alexa might cause you to go on a murderous rampage this holiday season, Davie breaks into Kyle's dungeon with a butter knife, FartPimpson makes art for the fast food Hornburger joint, Derek thinks dropmemesnotbombs.com doesn't make any sense, Kyle calls the voicemail and reads out loud, someone speaking in tongues sends us an audition to be a part of the show, Cenk Uygur wants to f*ck dogs, and the funniest person in Canada.

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Burning Question for this week:Would you still be a libertarian even it could be proven to have a bad economic outcome?

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Burning Principles (with Adam Kokesh)

Fri, 13 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0000

This week we're blessed by the presence of Adam Kokesh! Adam is running for the 46th President of the United States and is one of the most anti-war and principled libertarians you could hope for. Unfortunately, Adam proved to be even more big-brained than we expected and dominated the entire podcast with smart guy stuff, so we formally apologize to anyone who was just looking for their weekly libertarian sh*t joke. Remember to vote Vermin Supreme!

The unbearable lightness of being late to meetings, YouTube is a part of the Clinton-government-whatever-the-heck-it-is machine, libertarians don't like the poors, Adam was picked up and body-slammed for slow dancing with liberty, libertarian factions in the movement, how to deal with being a libertarian in the military, cleaning government property, Kyle has a driver's license, a bigger Star Wars fan than Kyle calls the voicemail, Derek and Davie don't understand Baby Yoda memes, and Finland is doomed because their new Prime Minister is too cute.

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Burning Question for this week:Is being a principled libertarian compatible with being employed by the state?

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Burning Crotch

Fri, 06 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0000

We begin with Kyle and Davie being mean to Derek, which I frankly find rude and immature. Davie gives his in-depth review of Google Stadia, Kyle longs for his Incel Valhalla, we acknowledge the end of No Nut November, white people food can be delicious, nostalgic side boob and Derek's vagina, Hallmark Holiday Hell, we have a mailbag that tanks the entire show, Detective Harper gives a much needed update on the cleft clad cleaver, Alabama people either have down syndrome or have sweet potato c*cks, how to make a Joe Biden quote, and whether or not gay sex is actually gay.

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Burning Question for this week:Is it gay if you have sex with another man but you thought he was a woman?

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Burning Tax Plans (with Joshua Smith)

Fri, 29 Nov 2019 03:24:00 -0000

Joshua Smith joins us this week against his better judgement, then we promptly ignore and talk over him for the duration of the episode. Josh is running for LNC Chair and we here at Burning Boots OFFICIALLY ENDORSE JOSH'S CANDIDACY (sorry Josh)

Derek's dad wouldn't jerk him off if he was profoundly disabled, Josh talks about the first world problems with having the most vanilla name possible, we talk about the state of the Libertarian Party, Josh officially avows Grand Wizard Tom Woods and then unwisely shares his gamer tag, Derek shares a recipe for vegan semen cookies, Kyle - dressed like he's doing an IRA cosplay - brandishes his AK-47 while telling the story of Alex Booth and the boogaloo that got away, and Davie thinks that the military would mostly join the side of the state during boogaloo.

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Burning Question for this week:What would a transition to a taxless society look like?

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Burning Beasts (with Steven Nekhaila)

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000

This week we're joined by special guest Steven Nekhaila, the chair of the Libertarian Party of Florida. We tried to get some questions from the Patrons for him, but no one cared enough to submit any, so we just shot the sh*t with him for a while. We experienced some technical difficulties in this episode, so you might notice some audio quality dips from Steven's feed every so often, so we apologize in advance for Steven's incompetence.

We get tired of waiting for Kyle to show up and start the banter with Steven right away by seeing how he responds to banned epithets. As Steven cracks open a fresh White Claw and we begin the basic b*tch summoning ritual, Kyle stumbles into the studio from his crotchless boxer brief photo shoot. Bernie Sanders calls the show to personally disallow Davie from participating in the socialist revolution, and then we talk about the moral merits of beastiality.

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Burning Question for this week:Are animals property?

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Burning The Debt (with Dan Berhman)

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000

This week we're joined by a very special guest - Dan Taxation is Theft Behrman! Dan turned out to be a very funny and very smart dude, which just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover.

We banter with Dan for a while about boogaloo, the libertarian party, and how much Mexico secretly rules. Davie interrupts the f*ck out of everyone and sends Kyle spiraling into a rageful fit of entitlement, Lola Bunny from Space Jam turned on every man at some point in their life except for Kyle who prefers real rabbits, and Dan nervously hovers his finger over the hang up button.

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Burning Question for this week: Does the US National debt actually matter?

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Burning Your Vote

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000

The boys talk about the enigma that is Furry culture and then talk about sexy rabbits. The DNC's LGBTBBQ ended in a dumpster fire when a black trans woman gave everyone on the panel sh*t and then the boys pine for a future without IP law.

Donald Trump calls into the show and threatens Kyle's life in a voicemail, Ken from the Discord calls in to be wrong about Justin Amash, Elizabeth Warren gets a meme team, Project Veritas blows the lid off of another story that surprises absolutely no one, and Derek puts a $25 bounty on the GYRETRD license plate.

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Burning Question for this week: Should the only goal of libertarian candidates be to get elected?

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Burning Pigs

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Against all odds, our podcast is now ranked #1 on Liberty Podcast Ranker and we're now officially better than Punk Rock Libertarians, Dave Smith, Tom Woods, and all those other would-be winners. Davie complains about listeners on Facebook and their mailbags, we discuss who is the libertarianist libertarian, and Kyle and Davie pass around the minarchist hat.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week: Are libertarians anti-police?

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Burning Bridges

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000

The guys start off talking about their illustrious plans to start a sex-punk band and Kyle talks about watching a boring documentary about the Illuminati that ends with all of the experts agreeing that the Illuminati isn't even around anymore. A listener mailbag asks us to talk about Justin Trudeau winning the Canadian election, which surprises Davie because he forgot that Canada even existed. Davie complains about how Pragmatic Libertarians aren't beneficial to the movement and we discuss Tulsi Gabbard's feud with Hillary Clinton. Kyle reads another fear-mongering article in today's edition of "Kyle's Coming Soon".

Burning Question for this week: Which group is more of an ally to libertarians - Anarcho-communists or Republicans?

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Burning Convictions

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Since when did radio stations stop giving a sh*t about cursing on the air? Speaking of letting retards on the airwaves, Davie actually sat down and consumed all of the DNC debates against his better judgement. We call our friends at the True Brew podcast during their live show and ask them about their opinion on whether or not retards can give consent. Then we turn to the whopper of a mailbag that we've got this week and answer questions about vaccination and how to convince people of anarchism. Things get heated when we start to argue about the merits of using violent force against in response to government tyranny, but they cool back down after we have a tall glass of refreshing fluoride water.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week: Should libertarians support private prisons?

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Burning Downs

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 15:36:55 -0000

Derek is back and recounts some of his elopement details and Kyle defends the American flag from Derek and Davie on the grounds that it's a cultural symbol that should be respected. Then we cover some mailbag questions and then talk about some news items. Davie finds a news story about a lawmaker who believes that legalizing marijuana will lead to the dealers selling sex toys and we try to guess what his reasoning is. Derek attempts to pitch his idea for tampons for alcoholic men before diving into the tough question of whether or not retards can give consent for sex.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this week: Can retards give consent?

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Burning Pizza

Sun, 06 Oct 2019 14:21:57 -0000

This week Kyle and Davie are joined by a hippie named Brett who stumbled into the studio looking for weed but stayed to talk about conspiracies. Good thing too, because Derek is still out of town for one more week. That's right, today's episode is all about conspiracies and we get all of the conspiracy talk out of our system with dive into the old pizzagate conspiracy and how or why it could be relevant to the current elite pedophile ring busts - something which Brett happens to know a lot about. Before that, we make fun of know-it-all hypocrite children and talk about a cop who shot and killed someone in their apartment because she thought it was hers. Someone on Twitter claims that if Donald Trump is ever impeached that we would slip into another civil war, and that launches the discussion into a long talk about conspiracy theories and pizzagate.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for This Week:

Is there any validity to the Pizzagate conspiracy?

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Burning Bullets

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 14:14:59 -0000

With Derek being away this week to get hitched, the boys bring their buddy Jordan on air to blow their gun-talk load. Before pulling the trigger on the gun talk, we take aim at the mailbag and Davie points out that Biden is perhaps more gangster than we've been giving him credit for. Jordan wonders what "dry ice hands" can possibly mean if not a reference to masturbation, and Kyle introduces us to the whacky world of transableism. The boys shoot the sh*t about guns for a while and eventually address Jordan's statism, and what conversation with a statist would be incomplete without a conversation about roads?

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for This Week:

Which is better: AR or AK?

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Biden Recounts his Cornpop Story

Burning Borders

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000

We talk about aliens, religion, and borders.

Burning Question for This Week:

Should libertarians support open borders?

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Burning Towers

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Someone gives us $5 on Patreon and we immediately start talking about all of the gay sh*t that we would do for more money (which Derek forgot to cut). Davie blows the lid off of Donald Trump’s motion to monitor the cell phones of the mentally ill as just another elite pedophile scheme to get underage nudes. This revelation causes Kyle to nearly go into cardiac arrest from shock, but luckily we snap back to reality with real questions from listeners with the mail bag. How do you deal with shitty liberal friends? Would you get pegged if it meant anarchy for you and everyone forever? How many d*cks does Justin Amash need to suck to get the LP Nomination? We talk about the state of the libertarian party candidates and pontificate over how high someone would get if they sucked John McAfee’s d*ck. I don’t know, all I know for sure is that we don’t need to anymore because some beautiful libertarian b*astard created a blowjob machine. Then we talk about 9/11 and the government’s potential involvement in the tragedy, which causes Derek’s rate of alcoholic intake to increase and he slowly devolves the conversation into an incoherent drunken ramble about how he once played a CS:GO game with Bill Clinton and he bought him some premium knives.

All that and more on this week’s episode of Burning Boots!

Burning Question for this Week: Was 9/11 an inside job?

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Burning Revolutions

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 13:01:05 -0000

Walmart has instituted some new anti-gun policies and we talk about how we feel about it from a property rights perspective. An obnoxious special guest crashes the show and takes two parking spots with his scooter. Kyle brings up the "greater good" argument that's so often made by statists against libertarians and we talk about whether or not "greater good" utilitarian arguments are bullsh*t and then get into an argument about the limits we should accept in the face of tyranny.

All that and more on this week's episode of Burning Boots!

This week's Burning Question:Will violent revolution lead to liberty? Contribute to our Patreon Find us on Facebook Reference Links:

Most of the Drug Arrests in the US Involve a Gram or Less

Burning Constitutions

Sun, 01 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000

Epstein committed suicide. Case closed, nothing to see here, folks. We talk about guns red flag laws for a bit before diving into a heated debate about a contentious topic amongst libertarians: Should libertarians give a sh*t about the US Constitution? This episode is front loaded with some high fiber content, but that's the Burning Question of this episode and we spend a while deliberating on that right out the gate. Then we read a few entries from the mailbag and have a discussion about labor unions and workers strikes from a libertarian perspective. Derek's dad corrects the record on the history of SEAL Team 6 from his Wikipedia research. We dive into some more pedophile conspiracies and review all of the data about the color of Justin Trudeau's potentially Cuban nipples. All that and more on this episode of Burning Boots! Contribute to our Patreon Find us on Facebook

8th Amendment: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

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Burning Rainforests

Sat, 24 Aug 2019 15:48:33 -0000

What is an anarchist and why should anyone care? We give some of our thoughts on the matter. We talk about some conspiracy theories and wonder why all of a sudden no one cares about Jeffery Epstein anymore. The Amazon Rainforest is burning and Bernie shoehorns it into his fear mongering campaign.

Does anyone really care about the rainforest or is just a new grandstanding platform? Why should anyone care about the fact that elite pedophiles are running the world when Spiderman is probably going to be removed from the Marvel universe? Can a piece of owned property ever become unowned? What are the criteria for implicit abandonment of property?

We also try a soundboard idea but it ends up being more of a pain than we anticipated.

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Trump saying that he will be the best President that God has ever created: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzbzZwMzU38

Proof that M240 Machine Gun was used in Las Vegas shooting: https://youtu.be/_mXe9dk77bk