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Welcome to the OC bitch!!!!!!!!!! City Girls become County Girls as hosts Alex and Stephanie return in the wake of their Sex and the City podcast to start fresh. Now they're on a new coast with a new show: 2000s hit teen drama The OC. This week's episode covers the season 1 episode 1, Premiere (yeah not exactly the most original title but I guess it's better than "Pilot"). So put on your favourite Death Cab CD, grab your surfboard, and get ready to punch some rich kids!

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99 – Jerking Off to Muppets

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 17:04:06 -0000

Here it is - the last episode of City Girls Make Do. But not to worry, in this episode we announce our very exciting plans for CGMD...2! Coming soon to a Noisespace near you! We also go through some Sex and the City trivia, answer questions from our listeners, and say goodbye once and for all to terrible Carrie and her lovely friends. Thank you to everyone who's listened over the past couple of years, and stay tuned for the next Alex and Stephanie podcasting endeavour!

98 – Arrested for Horny

Sat, 26 Dec 2020 22:41:55 -0000

Well, we made it. We finished Sex and the City 2, bringing us to the very end of the series. Once again we're joined by boyfriend of the show Matt to yell and agonize about the "plot," which managed to be even worse than in the first half of the movie. But even if this movie destroyed our souls and ruined our lives, we at least got to theorize about evil Aidan and bisexual Steve.

Thank you to our listeners for making it to the end with us! We have one more episode coming out before we start our new podcast, so send in any last questions, thoughts, theories, or Steve voice requests that you might have to our tumblr!

97 – Concussion of the Cervix

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 17:32:47 -0000

We're back again, and about time too! And this time we're in the mood! The mood to question why Sex and the City 2 was ever fucking made, that is. Also we're FINALLY joined by Noisespace overlord, boyfriend of the show, podcast boy himself... Matt! You've been wondering when he would finally appear, and here he is. Here to help us unpack the racism movie. But honestly we barely even touch on the racism part of the movie because we're only discussing the first half of SATC2, where absolutely nothing of importance happens. Join us next week for part...2!

96 – Isn't it Ironic, Don't You Stink?

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 04:19:13 -0000

One movie down, one to go! This week we finish our first journey into the dubiously canon Sex and the City film franchise, and not much has improved since last week. This time we at least get to reflect on the movie as a whole and why it fails in so many different ways. Despite all that, we will forever stan Charlotte for her ability to scream at Big.

95 – I'm My Own Tyrion

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 22:04:33 -0000

Welcome to the Sex and the City cinematic universe! It's movie time and uh. Oops! We had to split this in two. This week we're covering the first half of the first Sex and the City movie, which is actually the second time this movie has been discussed on a Noisespace podcast. Anyway someone decided that BOTH SATC movies should be 2.5 christian hours long so you should be proud of us for covering them.

94 – I Am Going to Create a Relationship That Is So Toxic,

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 19:43:06 -0000

SERIES FINALE BAYBEEEE!!! We made it! Barring the movies, that is. This week we're covering Season 6 Episode 20, An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux). We finally get to learn how it all ends for Carrie and the gals, and we reflect on what's changed since the beginning. And of course, what (who) has stayed exactly the same.

93 – It's Ass Eating Season!

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 15:55:00 -0000

We're covering part one of the series finale this week: An American Girl in Paris (Part Une). And guess what, we're actually happy to see Big for the first time in our entire lives! Especially because he gets yelled at and stared at menacingly, but also because he's had some "growth" I GUESS. So buckle in, eat some ass, and get ready to find out how men continue to disappoint Carrie even in Paris!

92 – Dangerously Close to the Forbidden Dog Word

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 20:26:29 -0000

This week we cover an absolutely iconique episode of Sex and the City, season 6 episode 18: Splat! In the third-to-last episode of the series, Carrie faces the big decision of whether or not she should leave New York and move to Paris with Petrovsky. We also get what is I think??? our first on-screen death??? Sadly it's not Carrie or Big though. Other topics of discussion this week: Quebec, our inexperience with Taco Bell, and snuff (the tobacco product, not the media).

91 – Jodie Foster's WAP

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 15:55:00 -0000

This week we're on season 6 episode 17, The Cold War. Yes, they did think that was a clever episode title just because Carrie is dating a Russian and for really no other reason. Yes, we hate it. We also... once again get extremely lost in the weeds about Game of Thrones because we're just tired of where the plot of SATC is at this point and it's fun to be mad.

90 – Sam Undertale

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 20:00:00 -0000

Well we're now at season 6 episode 16, Out of the Frying Pan, which means we're getting dangerously close to finishing all the episodes. Miranda's looking at a bigger place in gasp Brooklyn, Charlotte gets a new family member, and everyone is bald (including us).

89 – Emotionally 5'4"

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 15:57:19 -0000

It's hard to believe that they can make filler episodes this late into the series, but they sure did that with season 6 episode 15: Catch-38. At least, it was to us, because even if they're real conflicts they're extremely contrived. ANYWAY because we wanted to avoid talking about the actual episode, please enjoy listening to us talk about Rugrats instead!

88 – McBeans on Toast

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 15:58:00 -0000

Welcome to the shitty doodoo episode! This week we're discussing season 6 episode 14, The Ick Factor, and it's actually a pretty good episode of Sex and the City. We have a good mix of toilet humour and seriousness this time, with a bit of romance too (that WE enjoyed even if Carrie didn't). We also have a real fun time deciding the best and worst wedding themes, and also talking about the most important album of all time: The Black Parade (obviously).

87 – Google is Canon!

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 16:52:09 -0000

We're into Part 2 of season 6 now, with episode 13: Let There Be Light. Everyone's kind of shitty at their worst and boring at their best this week, but we at least get to consider how Sex and the City and Twilight could take place in the same universe.

86 – Insane Clown Pussy

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 16:00:00 -0000

We're back, and this week we're discussing season 6 episode 12, One. Like the Metallica song except as a tv show (sorry HBO) episode. This time Miranda is positively TWISTED. She's full joker mode, absolutely fucked up. Which ties in well with the literal clown that appears in this episode for Brady's birthday I guess. Samantha is also going clown mode in a pube kind of way. We also meet Carrie's last major boyfriend, the Russian. Meh.

85 – Pussy Fingers... Pussy Vein

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 18:18:10 -0000

We're on our 10th to last episode of the show now and Carrie and Samantha are realizing that they have Dennis Reynolds voice feelings. Big too, but only for roughly one scene of season 6 episode 11, The Domino Effect. Honestly everyone sucked this week except Charlotte (who was just boring), so instead why don't you listen to us talk about how Keri Russell's forehead vein acting is superior to Emma Watson's eyebrow acting.

84 – Ketchup From a Skin Bottle

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Gamers! We're joined once again by the one and only val flightcub, who's here to teach us non-Americans what homecoming is. And also, to discuss season 6 episode 10 of Sex and the City: Boy Interrupted. It's kind of a David Duchovny one! He's Carrie's high school sweetheart and he COULD be the perfect guy for Carrie if it wasn't for the, you know, Mental Illness. Carrie has a completely normal one this week being ableist and bad about it. But on the other hand, Samantha does a funny accent!

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83 – 1pac: All Eye On Me

Sun, 31 May 2020 16:00:31 -0000

Once again we are joined by the wonderful Sara as we tackle season 6 episode 9 (nice) A Woman's Right to Shoes (really???). Samantha is posting on r/childfree while Miranda either has chicken pox or smallpox (those are the same right?). Meanwhile, Carrie is slighted by an evil parent and pulls off an elaborate ruse for shoes. Also, we stan Harry.

Find Sara on twitter!

82 – Irony Boning

Mon, 25 May 2020 21:03:28 -0000

We’re back at it again and joined by special guest Noah, who’s here to help us break down some Jesse Pinkman/Steve comparisons! And also, to discuss season 6 episode 8 of Sex and the City, The Catch. Charlotte and Harry are getting married (which we love) while Carrie is getting her pussy absolutely pulverized into oblivion (which we hate). We keep ourselves distracted by instead talking about how to get as infected as possible, and how we’ve been fooled by candles.

Find Noah on twitter and many other places!

81 – The Boobie Doobie

Mon, 18 May 2020 01:06:58 -0000

We’re back and joined once again by friend of the show Morg! They came on to talk with us about one of the most iconic episodes of Sex and the City to ever air: season 6 episode 7, The Post-It Always Sticks Twice. It’s the aftermath of the Carrie/Berger breakup and the Charlotte/Harry engagement, and it’s all around a really great one. Listen in to hear us discuss the worst possible breakup methods, the Zack and Cody problem, and the absolute anomaly of Carrie being the most valid character by a nautical mile even without the others being problematic.

Find Morg and their podcasts on twitter!

80 – My Own Private Idaho...2!

Sun, 10 May 2020 16:00:30 -0000

What a great episode for us, personally, as people who hate Carrie/Berger and love Charlotte/Harry. Berger has pretty much peaked as pissbaby of the earth this week in season 6 episode 6: Hop, Skip, and a Week. Meanwhile, king Harry is back and pretty much kills us with how good he is. The other storylines are kinda boring tbh but it’s fine because we live for the drama of World’s Stupidest Way to Break Up With Someone.

79 – Dick Against Denim

Sun, 03 May 2020 16:11:31 -0000

You know that 30 Rock bit? Okay good. This week we watched season 6 episode 5, Lights, Camera, Relationship! Our usual storylines are still going… Miranda is pining over Steve, Charlotte is missing Harry, Samantha is horny for Smith, and we’re hooting and hollering GET HIS ASS about Carrie and Berger.

78 – American Horror Story: Men Writing

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 16:00:05 -0000

Oops we got a little riled and rambly on this one! The episode of the week was season 6 episode 4, Pick-a-Little, Talk-a-Little, AKA the episode that inspired He’s Just Not That Into You. It’s one of those weird ones where Carrie is somehow one of the more valid characters, even though her and Berger’s romance is extremely painful to watch. Unrelated to the gals, we also discuss taxidermied horses, Fiona Apple, and what Boardwalk Empire has in common with Alex’s sex dreams.

77 – Please Mr Rabbi, Just a Crumb of Christmas

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 16:05:12 -0000

Another week, another episode where Charlotte is the most valid character. This time we’re discussing season 6 episode 3, The Perfect Present. In this one, Carrie has some absolutely galaxy brain takes about what’s appropriate for her to do while “casually” dating Berger, Miranda is on her like third??? episode being mad at Steve because she loves him?? And also, Charlotte completes her magical girl transformation to the Jewish faith.

76 – Have Two Mouths, Baby

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 16:00:55 -0000

Bust out your kosher wine for this one! This week we’re discussing season 6 episode 2, Great Sexpectations. You know, like the Dickens (haha dick) book. It turns out that some people just aren’t eating any vegetables!! At least, the gals in our favourite show aren’t. But it’s fine because we have a good week getting introduced to Smith, the main himbo of the series, plus we get Charlotte working her ass off to convert. Amen!

75 – AMBAB: Assigned Mob Boss At Birth

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 17:52:05 -0000

Welcome to season 6 of Stonks and the City! This week’s episode is titled To Market, To Market, whatever the fuck that means. Turns out, the stock market makes bimbos of us all. In other news, three of our gals are investing (get it) in their men with varying amounts of relationship profit (do you get it though). And then there’s Samantha whose plot is literally just insider trading. Stonks!

74 – Betty Draper Never Like... Blew Up The Vatican

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 16:52:00 -0000

Apologies about our audio issues this week – Alex’s audio is lower quality for the first 30 minutes but then it goes back to normal.

We made it to the season 5 finale, I Love A Charade! The gals are off to a wedding in the Hamptons, but they’re being kind of judgmental this week and we’re annoyed about it. If only they could be as unproblematic as Betty Draper. We also get the return of Berger which is painful, but at least it’s offset by how much we love Harry, who finally gets to meet the other girls. Plus, a season finale with no Big???? We really couldn’t have asked for anything better.

73 – I'm the Baddest Bitch On This Metropolitan Line

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 16:15:49 -0000

In the penultimate episode of season 5, The Big Journey, we get the most seriously disturbing case of anti-train propaganda that has ever been aired on television (sorry, HBO). Carrie and Samantha are traveling by train to San Fransisco, and they are too horny to function. Meanwhile, Charlotte is also horny and struggling with the concept of sleeping with someone she thinks is ugly. Miranda doesn’t exist this week.

72 – Finally Some Good Fucking Man

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 16:00:32 -0000

It’s time to bust out your Hitachi Magic Wand, because our best boy Harry is finally here! We’ve made it to season 5 episode 6, Critical Condition. This week is all about saying fuck it to the haters and not listening to our bad reviews, even when they might be devastatingly true and you should feel bad about it. And as always, Carrie should feel bad.

71 – Men Get Pegged

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 23:08:09 -0000

Plus One Is the Loneliest Number… according to the title of season 5 episode 5. But really no one is that lonely this week, because Charlotte and Miranda are having their first post-marriage and post-baby fucks, Stanford has his boyfriend, and Carrie has a million people showing up for her book party. We also get to meet the dreaded Berger (not to be confused with previous guest of the podcast Burger) who we just don’t care for. Cynical men get fucked challenge! (But not by Carrie, please.)

70 – I Don't Know Shit and I Don't Get Stuff

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 17:00:35 -0000

We’re back at it again at the Krispy Kreme (which we’re sponsored by) to judge books by their covers and talk about yeti dicks. And also to discuss season 5 episode 4, Cover Girl. While Carrie and Samantha work through some shit, Charlotte is busy being literate and online (dark shoutout to Amazon dot com/ca/co.uk). And worst of all, Miranda is an undeserving hay mowee.

69 – Custody For Alex's Pussy Ladder Match

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 17:00:07 -0000

We made it to the funnie sex number!!!!!! And obviously for the occasion we HAD to have friend of the show, guest of the show, the wonderful Sara on. The episode is season 5 episode 3, Luck Be an Old Lady. We’re in Atlantic City babybee!!!! The gals head out for a fun casino romp, except Evil Steve almost stops them with his terrible dadness, and Charlotte’s birthday has her feeling like an old maid. Meanwhile, we discuss things that are more important, like Jim Carrey’s filmography and which wrestlers can compete for Alex’s pussy.

68 – You're Born Cancelled and Then You Have to Jameela Jamil Back to Heaven

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 17:00:04 -0000

Y’all ever heard of Catholics? Anyway, this week on CGMD we’re discussing season 5 episode 2, Unoriginal Sin. While Charlotte is manifesting, the rest of the gals are cynical and grumpy. Samantha is back with Richard (bluh) and giving him hell for his crimes, and Miranda is dealing with Steve’s Catholic bullshit that she hates. Meanwhile, Carrie??? Is getting a book deal???????? Extremely fake but okay.

67 – No Big, No Aidan, Just Vibes

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 21:43:04 -0000

Hello season 5! It’s a light one this week with really no significance to the overall plot of the show. We watched season 5 episode 1, Anchors Away, and were mostly just disappointed that the girls support the troops. Also, that they think the objectively ugliest uniform (sailor) is hot. BUT we’re also super proud of Samantha in her best moment of the series, and impressed at Miranda’s nipples. Tits ahoy!

66 – All Horses are Preps

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 17:00:09 -0000

Season 4 is over and Brady Brady is finally here! Plus, Big is gone (for now!)! The episode of the week is season 4 episode 18, I Heart NY, and we heart to see it. But on the two hand, we hate Richard and also preps. And horses! A lot of things are the same as always, but we can also look forward to a season 5 where Big lives in California and Joey Friends is picking up women at ground zero. Let’s have a kiki!

65 – Twinkletto the Fashion Cat

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 18:25:57 -0000

Our long anticipated return from holiday is finally here! One of us saw Cats (2019) and loved it, and the other one of us is having a stroke. Listen to find out who is who! This week we watched the penultimate episode of season 4: A ‘Vogue’ Idea. Carrie is struggling with her new job at Vogue, Miranda is struggling with preparing for motherhood, and we’re struggling with every mention of dads and daddies.

BONUS: if you’re a patron, the first episode of our Keanucast is live! Check out the patreon to hear us ramble about the timeless and tender My Own Private Idaho!

64 – Miranda was Cersei

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 04:10:30 -0000

This week we’re joined by friend of the show Morg to talk about season 4 episode 16, Ring a Ding Ding! This episode is all about money and gifts, and also about deciding who’s less valid between the person who is rich for doing nothing or the person who is poor for spending $40000 on shoes. Meanwhile, Carrie is coping with her breakup, Sam pulls a joker’s dick on Richard, and Mr Big gives Carrie $30.

Find Morg on twitter!

63 – Bukkake Necklace

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 03:26:13 -0000

Welcome to the Hans Gruber fanclub! Alan Rickman stans only! We get a bit derailed this week trying to talk about season 4 episode 15, Change of a Dress… but it’s fine. Season 4 is coming to an end and so are all our favourite(?) relationships. On the two hand, we kin Miranda and her lack of excitement over learning about her baby’s genitals. Shoutout to James Remar for having a face we like to see!

62 – Country Anime Boys Make Do

Sun, 01 Dec 2019 17:00:12 -0000

The gays are at it again this week! But between gay clubs, gay porn, and Stanford constantly appearing out of nowhere as Carrie’s guardian angel, there’s still plenty of room for the Straights to be on their bullshit in season 4 episode 14, All That Glitters. Charlotte and Trey complete the last step of the Dennis System, Samantha has a feeling, and Aidan has an ideal Saturday night.

61 – Chekhov's Cardboard Cutout of a Baby

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 17:00:35 -0000

Gamers………….. the moment we’ve been waiting over 60 episodes for is finally here. Kyle MacLachlan shows us his second funniest prank, and we hate to see it. For the occasion, we brought in Kyle MacLachlan lover and good friend of the show Jess to help dissect season 4 episode 13 (happy homestuck episode!): The Good Fight. Charlotte steals the show this week, but we also get a once-in-a-series visible dick moment that we CANNOT help but hoot and holler over. Meanwhile, Carrie is evil, hates Pete, and wears a hideous shirt.

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60 – Good to Goo

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 17:00:48 -0000

Your favourite Twilight vampires are back and we absolutely hate Trey this week (sorry Kyle). We’re on season 4 episode 12, Just Say Yes, where Carrie has to deal with Aidan loving her despite how much she sucks. Meanwhile Steve finds out Miranda’s pregnant, Matt finds out what Steve looks like, and we have the displeasure of meeting the Italians of Scottish people.

59 – Can You Poach My Eggs?

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 22:51:14 -0000

It’s Charlie’s Angels week on CGMD, partly because Lucy Liu is in the episode, but more importantly because we’re joined again by the lovely guest of Summer! We discuss season 4 episode 11, Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda. And folks? It’s possibly the first time Carrie has ever been more valid than Aidan. Miranda is pregnant, Charlotte isn’t, and we’re pleasantly surprised at how well the show handles abortion!

Find Summer on twitter!

58 – Big Spine Energy

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 16:00:54 -0000

Balls…………………………………. are the topic of the week, apparently. Which you might be able to guess from the title of season 4 episode 10, The Belles of the Balls. We ponder some deep ball philosphy and also determine that there’s literally zero difference between Carrie Bradshaw and Don Draper. Plus, we geniusly invent some great genitalia-free metaphorical language for everyone to adopt!

57 – Butthole Science

Tue, 22 Oct 2019 22:01:43 -0000

We’re back! And amazing friend of the show Su is here again! They joined us this week to plow through season 4 episode 9, Sex and the Country. It’s a good episode for people who love to milk cows and bathe next to their mom, but a bad episode for city girls who hate the country, and also for people who have testicles. Tune in to learn the best country girl way to dispose of your garbage!

Find Su on twitter!

56 – Real Housewives of No Fap

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 16:00:48 -0000

CW for parental death in this one (throughout most of the episode)

A bit of a heavy one this week with season 4 episode 8, My Motherboard, My Self. Miranda suffers the loss of her mother, and on an equally(?) tragic note, Samantha has lost her nut. On top of that, Carrie’s laptop has died and Aidan has the audacity to buy her a new one!!!!!!!!! Meanwhile, we discuss how much we appreciate the theatrics of wrestling and funerals.

55 – You Are Not Immune to Pube-aganda

Sun, 22 Sep 2019 16:00:11 -0000

Welcome to the pube episode of City Girls! If you’ve ever wanted ideas for what to shave into your bush, we’ve got ya covered. But we also have other stuff to yell about — this week we’re discussing season 4 episode 7, Time and Punishment. Charlotte quits her job to raise a baby she’s not even pregnant with, Miranda is on the floor, and we’ve absolutely had it with Carrie and Aidan’s horseshit drama.

54 – Peeing Five Urinals Apart Because You’re Not Gay

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 16:00:52 -0000

We’re joined again by podcasting genius val flightcub! They’re here to help us deconstruct the challenging topics of baby talk and eating ass. The episode of the week is season 4 episode 6, Baby Talk is Cheap, and thank god because there’s so much to talk about. Carrie is gen X big brain Logged Off in her quest to get Aidan back, Charlotte is getting rawed, and we condemn daddy doms to the deepest pits of hell. This episode written by Banky!

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53 – The Sex Files

Sun, 08 Sep 2019 19:20:27 -0000

Aaaaa!! There’s a ghost in our podcast! This week we’re tackling season 4 episode 5, Ghost Town. Steve’s back and mostly tolerable, Aidan is also back, and we’re upset that Sex and the City didn’t to go full on paranormal. It’s FINE I guess. In other news, Samantha is going off her pussy diet, and Stephanie and Alex pretend to know what the X-Files is about.

52 – Pussy Spelunking

Sun, 01 Sep 2019 16:00:44 -0000

Brace yourselves… we’re joined again by special guest Sara and we get a LITTLE rowdy. We take another trip to Casa de Lesbo this week in season 4 episode 4, What’s Sex Got to Do With It?, where we learn all about secret body holes. We also get to mull over The Mask, who’s warged into Trey’s wang, and the subtle differences between seppuku and bukkake.

Find Sara on twitter!

51 – Miranda's Boyfriend is Pokémon GOing to Die

Sun, 25 Aug 2019 16:00:02 -0000

After a week off we’re back to talk about season 4 episode 3, Defining Moments. The men of the show are entirely on their bullshit, especially Big (who’s never been so insufferable). And Miranda’s war criminal boyfriend is literally shitting! So that’s great. At least Samantha is here to bring us the sapphic energy we want, need, and deserve.

50 – Paul (Worse Than Frank)

Sun, 11 Aug 2019 16:08:12 -0000

Oppa Carrie style! Welcome to episode 50! Ya girls are back for season 4 episode 2, The Real Me, aka the Zoolander episode. There are a million cameos and we’re absolutely delighted that one of them is bicon Alan Cumming. Meanwhile, Charlotte is writing in her vajournal, Samantha’s going full frontal, and we’re diagnosing Paul with stinky vibe disorder. PLEASE do not send us hate mail for spoiling Westworld season 1!

49 – Charlotte York Cringe Compilation

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 16:03:24 -0000

Season four baybeeeeee! In our first episode of this new season, The Agony and the ‘Ex’-tacy, our gals are either vulnerable or horny (Sam). Carrie deals with her mortality when she turns 35, Charlotte spills her guts to a stranger, and Trey spills his load on Charlotte. Meanwhile, producer Matt fills us in on which cryptid fucks.

48 – Time to Le

Sun, 28 Jul 2019 16:00:52 -0000

CW: a storyline in this week’s episode features a lot of transphobia, which we discuss multiple times throughout the recording

Things you’re not gonna learn from this episode of CGMD because you already know them to be true: Mega Lopunny is the sluttiest pokemon and transphobia sure wasn’t any less bad in the year 2000. Things you WILL learn from this episode of CGMD: the technical definition of a pond, Alex’s feelings on chicken welfare, and the possible meaning of “brown sauce.” Anyway, season 3 episode 18, Cock a Doodle Doo!, was absolute dog shit, so thankfully we’re joined by amazing friend of the show alex leafcrunch to make everything better. Time to le!

Find alex on twitter and tumblr, and also on Hamsteak!

47 – Kyle MacCucklan

Sun, 21 Jul 2019 18:00:10 -0000

Welcome to the Natasha show where we love Natasha and hate all the other characters! This week the girls are haunted by rElAtIoNsHiP kArMa and they all deserve it, especially Carrie. Our episode is season 3 episode 17, What Goes Around Comes Around. And fuck dude, it sure does! Trey gets cucked, Carrie finds catharsis in making Natasha feel like shit, and we discuss which Mario Kart characters the girls would main.

46 – This is My Will, Mother

Sun, 07 Jul 2019 16:00:57 -0000

This week on City Girls we’re definitely NOT vampires and we’re perfectly normal and have never been morbid in our lives. We also watched season 3 episode 16, Frenemies. Miranda learns that she should listen to her friends’ advice, Charlotte learns to find her inner Samantha, and Carrie learns nothing (despite thinking she has learned ??? something ???). Sharing your one single brain cell with your friends is communist praxis!

45 – That's A Himbo!

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 16:00:38 -0000

We’re back baybeeee!!!!! And boy do we have a fun episode to talk about this week: season 3 episode 15, Hot Child in the City. Yeah the title is really bad. BUT it’s a good one, and it’s one of the rare cases where Carrie is actually the shining star. Well, aside from Kyle MacLachlan’s ass, which we love to see. We also learn about the girls’ government assigned pokéfusions, the struggles of adult braces, and what really makes a good himbo.

44 – Good Will Mowing

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 05:01:05 -0000

CW for eating disorder talk from 53:05 to 58:15.

ELEMENTARY SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a warning that you might get spoiled for CBS’ hit tv show Elementary if you listen, so beware. This week on City Girls we’re joined by the wonderful Val flightcub! They’re here to discuss horny Charlotte, Playboy, our favourite kind of soup, and the movies where Keanu Reeves fucks the most. Our episode is season 3 episode 14, Sex and Another City, and we’re still in LA. Listen in because unlike a fake designer bag, we’re even funnier on the inside!

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43 – Dicks on the Table

Sun, 02 Jun 2019 16:00:34 -0000

Note: Sorry about Stephanie’s audio quality this week, she’s an idiot and broke her mic cable 2 minutes before recording. Thanks for understanding!

Richard Dawkins shirt we are all gay! Happy pride month! This week we’re joined by wonderful guest Su, and we get to talk about how incredibly gay this episode of SATC is (to us, geniuses). Our episode of the week was season 3 episode 13, Escape From New York, which took (most of) our gals to the wacky city of LA. Carrie’s driving stick, Sam’s dildo is thick, and Charlotte’s not getting dick. Meanwhile, Miranda is an angel whomst we adore. It’s a classic episode and we love to see it!

Find Su on Twitter and Patreon!

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42 – Penis Right

Sun, 26 May 2019 16:00:49 -0000

This week we’re joined again by the wonderful Summer! We needed our resident expert on flight attendants and weddings, because Miranda is doing her best FA cosplay and Charlotte is getting married. We’re also tackling Carrie’s braingenious question of “IS LYING GOOD ACTUALLY” because that’s where she’s at in her mind prison, I GUESS. Oh yeah and we’re on episode 12 of season 3, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. Put on your best Homestuck tshirt and enjoy!

Find Summer on twitter and tumblr!

ALSO find us on Patreon and join our Discord!

41 – Five Dollar Big Long

Sun, 12 May 2019 16:00:45 -0000

She was a lawyer, and he was a sandwich, can I make it any more obvious??? We really have the best and worst love stories of all time this week. On the one hand, Miranda has the hots for a sandwich and it absolutely rules. But on the two hand… Carrie’s on her Big bullshit worse than ever, we hate it, it’s bad. Meanwhile, we finally meet our other funnie gay of the series (Anthony!) and try to figure out the logistics of sex swings. So sit back, relax, get tested for HIV, and enjoy our discussion of season 3 episode 11: Running With Scissors!

40 – Kyle "Wide-on" MacLachlan

Sun, 05 May 2019 16:00:58 -0000

Episode 40!!! This week we’re dealing with season 3 episode 10, All or Nothing. Carrie is struggling with trying not to be the most selfish fool alive and failing miserably. Sam is an enabler who’s gentrifying the meatpacking district (Charlotte loves it), so maybe she deserves the flu she’s suffering from. Meanwhile, Charlotte puts Women On Top by leveling up at breakneck speed and learning to play the game of thrones. In other news, we imagine how the SATC girls would fare in a London AU and in the battle of Winterfell (Pete = Ghost confirmed).

We have a Patreon and a Discord now!!

39 – Tastes Awful, But it Works!

Sun, 28 Apr 2019 16:00:32 -0000

We knew you were thinking it – CGMD just doesn’t talk about cum enough. We heard your thoughts and we’re here to fix the problem. For the occasion, we’ve brought in our good friend and regular guest Sara! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 9, Easy Come, Easy Go, where Charlotte masters her psychic powers, Samantha gets a mouthful of garbage juice, and we go down to flavour town with some nuanced discussions about everyone’s favourite bodily fluid. Meanwhile, Carrie’s plot is so bad that you’re gonna wish we were talking about cum instead. I wish I was joking, Carrie is awful.

Sara’s twitter: @SunhatZhenya

38 – Carrie Get Diva Cup

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 22:08:35 -0000

We’re on a boat aaaand it’s going fast aaaaand we got a few men we wanna throw in the trash caaaaaaan… specifically Steve and Big. But good news, we’re joined by friend of the show Lola this week! The three of us sat down to talk about season 3 episode 8, The Big Time, and also about how none of us really know what it means to make partner. Other topics: Steve wants a baby even though he is one, Sam’s afraid of the big bad menopause, and Carrie is the only one in this god damn titular city who has her own tampons. Plus, Trey buys Charlotte a damn ugly watch. And ice cold! ❄

37 – The Tip of the Shitty, Shitty Iceberg

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 16:00:54 -0000

You’re gonna want to sit down for this new episode, but make sure you finish wiping your ass first (straight men you’re on thin fucking ice). This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 7, Drama Queens, and we have a special guest! Friend of the show Matt (not to be confused with boyfriend of the show and Noisespace overlord Matt) is joining us to talk about Viagra, shitstains, and a very funny gif from Showgirls. You’re gonna love it! Unless you really like the art style of JoJo, in which case you might not like some of what we have to say.

Where to find Matt: nowhere, forget you even asked

36 – Cum Blackout

Sun, 31 Mar 2019 16:00:40 -0000

Sometimes you gotta ask the real deep questions about yourself, especially the real deep ones that are dumb as hell. In season 3 episode 6, Carrie’s question is so deep and dumb that it’s the episode title: Are We Sluts? Our city ladies contemplate the meaning of slutdom this week, and we diagnose all women as valid regardless of how much sex they do or don’t have. Meanwhile, Aidan spends a very questionable amount of time in the shitter which makes us ponder the spatial logistics of Carrie’s apartment.

35 – Where's Eraserhead Baby?

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 16:00:36 -0000

It’s our second bad episode of SATC in a row with season 3 episode 5: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts. In addition to the bad plot of “Samantha dates a black man,” we also lament the death of Kristin Davis’ face via bad kissing, and give Steve a time out for throwing a literal temper tantrum. On a more positive note, we get to finally meet the good boy of Aidan! Plus, we discuss our dream Twin Peaks vacation and gush over Kyle MacLachlan for probably a solid quarter of the episode.

34 – Harvard Gender School

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 16:00:50 -0000

CW: Talk about bones breaking for a couple minutes in the questions section (the question is about this subject so you’ll know when it’s coming!)

This week your hosts have braved a truly awful episode of Sex and the City for you. We even dragged in a very special guest to suffer with us, friend of the show Josh! The episode of the week is season 3 episode 4, Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl… and hoo boy, the title is just the tip of the iceberg. Carrie dates a bisexual man, Charlotte does drag, and as you can imagine the writers handle both of these topics with absolutely no problems that make us want to die. Meanwhile, Miranda freaks out about domesticity with Steve, and your hosts discuss ancient internet culture that Alex was too baby for.

Find Josh on twitter and tumblr!

33 – My Little Cumrag

Sun, 10 Mar 2019 16:00:41 -0000

I hope you’re ready for the titty tally to fly off the charts, because this week’s tits and bush count was out of this world. This week we’re discussing season 3 episode 3, Attack of the 5’10” Woman, which surprisingly has little to no attacking. We’re finally blessed with a Miranda plot sans class traitor Steve, and it’s extremely good! We also discuss our Natasha headcanons, figure out which Beyonce songs are best to bone to, and give all our love to women of every height possible.

32 – My Fetish is Hold

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 17:00:25 -0000

Dear listener, I hope you’re ready to be kinkshamed in our most cursed episode yet, where we discuss season 3 episode 2: Politically Erect. This week we bid farewell to the beautiful John Slattery, who was unfortunately arrested for piss crimes. We also make room for short kings to rise up, unless you’re Sam’s current boyfriend who we hate. Meanwhile, we try to ignore as much of the Miranda/Steve plot as possible, and instead talk about being horny for love and respect.

31 – Get Wet, It's Pisces Season!

Sun, 24 Feb 2019 17:00:06 -0000

Folks, we made it to the best season of all………… Pisces season 3! And boy are we ever excited. This week we’re techincally talking about season 3 episode 1, Where There’s Smoke…, but that’s just a front for us to swoon over John Slattery for an hour and a half. Tune in to find out what Alex is (or isn’t) going to do to Joe Biden, and also to hear us try to remember the plot of Mad Men.

30 – Horse Secrets

Mon, 18 Feb 2019 22:24:28 -0000

Your favourite anti-equestrian gals have finally reached the end of season 2, and they brought friend and artist of the show Summer along for the ride! This week’s episode is season 2 episode 18, Ex and the City. Between horses, huge dicks (the ex kind), and huge dicks (the dick kind), there’s a lot to unpack. So hop on your favourite horsie and gallop into season 3 with us!

Find Summer on twitter or tumblr!

29 – Bullet to the Clit

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 17:00:33 -0000

Hello ladies and crabs (and anyone else listening), this week Alex and Stephanie are writing themselves into The Winds of Winter, bringing back rabies, and not trusting doctors. Oh, and also talking about season 2 episode 17: Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women. It’s the penultimate episode of season 2, so make sure you break out your reserves of dumb bitch juice before we head into the finale. You’re gonna need it!

28 – Bram Stroker

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 17:00:17 -0000

If you’re bad at sex then you might want to listen closely this week, because our titular city gals are trying to figure out how to know if you’re good in bed. Our episode of the week is season 2 episode 16, Was It Good For You, and the girls are all pretty valid for once! It’s time to get tantric, so buckle up and watch out for unexpected facials!

27 – Infinite Nut

Sun, 27 Jan 2019 17:00:47 -0000

Are there any two things that go together better than family and premature ejaculation? That’s what we’re tackling this week when we discuss season 2 episode 15: Shortcomings. Miranda deals with her boyfriend’s demon child, while Carrie has to decide whether a perfect family outweighs the burden of her boyfriend’s active volcano of a dick. Meanwhile, Alex and Stephanie look back on some of the books they’ve read, and some of the ones they’ve only seen.

CW: drug talk from 1:23:05 to 1:25:40

26 – The Fuck Modifier

Sun, 20 Jan 2019 18:31:53 -0000

We’re back with another new episode, this time featuring the wonderful Sara (aka Cheesa Tonkas)! While we do get pretty derailed, we also manage to talk about our episode of the week, which is season 2 episode 14: The Fuck Buddy. We sadly have to deal with Skipper one last time, and it’s possibly his most insufferable appearance yet. Good thing Dennis Duffy is also here to bore us to tears while Miranda’s boyfriend of the week makes us :mood: emoji.

Sara’s twitter: @SunhatZhenya

25 – Don Draper's Weave

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 17:00:08 -0000

Hewwo?? Hewwooo????? Ya girls are back??? It’s 2019 (more like twenty whine-teen for us) and people (especially Miranda) are making choices! In our first episode of the year we’re discussing season 2 episode 13: Games People Play. It sure is a filler episode! This week Carrie has a lot of hot takes on therapy and mental health, and it’s just what we needed after a few weeks of holiday. In other news, we need to go to therapy because of the state of Carrie’s cuffed jeans. Shoutout to our sponsor geekysextoys.com!

24 – See Ya Later, Masturbators!

Sun, 23 Dec 2018 17:00:27 -0000

Welcome to our very special last episode of 2018! This week we’re joined by a very special guest, Alex’s mum. We’re talking about season 2 episode 12: La Douleur Exquise! Is there anything better than talking about fetishes with family during the holdays? Not really, but you’d better listen to find out!

23 – Albus Severus Woody Bundy Potter Big

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 17:00:00 -0000

Call Carrie Charles Darwin, because this week’s episode is season 2 episode 11: Evolution. Miranda’s ovary is lazy, the part of Charlotte’s brain that understands sexuality is also lazy, and Mr Big is the worst person alive (as always). We also discuss Don Draper syndrome, Cave World War II, and Big’s true name.

22 – Telekinetic Autofellatio

Mon, 10 Dec 2018 23:00:53 -0000

Welcome to Sex and the City’s first real dive into lowkey racism – whether it’s comparing dating to the caste system or making bad name puns, Carrie sure does blow ass this week! We’re talking about season 2 episode 10: The Caste System, and yeah, they sure did think that was a good episode title. In other news, Steve is a whiny pissbaby, Charlotte is a bougie-ass enemy of the working class, and we’d rather be talking about Ewan McGregor than any of these plots!

21 – Smeg Dead Redemption

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 17:00:24 -0000

Welcome to City Girls: Bigger, Longer, Uncut! Just kidding, if this episode was uncut it would’ve been literally 2 hours long because we had a lot to say. This week our focus is on season 2 episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks. Get ready to learn a lot from your foreskin-stanning hosts, with topics including circumcision statistics, smegma, penis guillotines, and Red Dead Redemption. Also, Alex teaches Stephanie about donkey beaches!

20 – Carrie's Thotful Spot

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 17:00:28 -0000

Slip n slide into our wettest episode yet! On our 20th installment we’re discussing season 2 episode 8: The Man, The Myth, The Viagra. This week Miranda hates men more than ever, but it’s not enough to stop St*ve from cursing our screens. Meanwhile, Carrie compares men to cyclopses, and Samantha encounters yeeks both thunderous and saggy. Grab your towel, because you’re about to get soaked!

19 – Let's Play: Mary-Kate and Ashley Crush Course

Sun, 18 Nov 2018 17:00:13 -0000

Whether your boyfriend is a hopeless romantic or has the emotional range of a rock, this is an episode you’ll love. And if you don’t have a boyfriend, congratulations! You’ll love it too. This week we’re discussing season 2 episode 7: The Chicken Dance. It’s a wedding episode, which makes it a perfect time for Carrie to reflect on her dumpster fire of a relationship with Big. Put on your sluttiest dress and enjoy the episode!

18 – 9/11 Did Bush

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 17:00:11 -0000

This week on CGMD we’re tackling season 2 episode 6: The Cheating Curve. Charlotte has a new girl gang of POWER LESBIANS and it’s really all we care about, but we also have a lot to say about men whose brains have been disintigrated by porn, and also pubic hair. Fittingly, happy No-Shave November to everyone but cis men!

17 – Cucking the Dead Wife

Sun, 04 Nov 2018 17:00:54 -0000

Your favourite City Girls are back to emasculate men for another week, even if Stephanie’s audio is a bit messed up. This time we’re talking about season 2 episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral. The gals are confronted with death, but we’re more interested in talking about eyeliner on men (and every gender, really). Enjoy this episode while you’re still alive!

16 – Drunk History: The Carrie Diaries

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 16:00:36 -0000

Welcome back to your favourite Mormon soap opera podcast, where you know we had to do it do it do it do it do it to them! This week we’re talking about season 2 episode 4 of Sex and the City: They Shoot Single People, Don’t They? We also share our comprehensive knowledge of Yu-Gi-Oh!, Stephanie flexes on Christians for not facing repercussions for her sins, and the gals in the show are all faking it in one way or another. Hail Satan and bust a nut!

15 – Tony Hawk's Pro Pussy Eating

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 16:00:58 -0000

Step right up to hear about season 2 episode 3 of Sex and the City: The Freak Show. Alex, Stephanie, and cunnilingus guestpert Brooks are here to give you an episode so good you’re going to pass out when you listen! It’s hay mowing season and the carnival is in town, so don’t miss out — you might even see the face of God.

Brooks’ Twitter: twitter.com/brooksasanoun

14 – Bradley Cooper's Top Bush

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 18:45:46 -0000

A star is born on this week’s CGMG, with special guest Lola’s podcasting debut! We’re (dirty) talking season 2 episode 2 this week: The Awful Truth. Miranda tries something new, we finally approve of Charlotte’s man of the week, and none of us think Susan Sharon is a valid first name.

Lola’s Twitter: twitter.com/logaines

13 – Dolce & Gabballna

Sun, 07 Oct 2018 16:00:03 -0000

Your favourite City Girls are back to start season two of Sex and the City! This week we’re on episode 13, where Miranda is trying desperately to make the show pass the Bechdel test. The other girls aren’t having it though — Samantha has her man going balls deep, Carrie’s on the rebound with a Yankee, and Charlotte… is also dating a ball player. Oh, balls.

12 – I Love Big Dick

Sun, 30 Sep 2018 16:00:53 -0000

Folks, we’ve made it through a whole season of wacky sexcapades and ’90s antics. And this season finale? It’s Big. Big like Mr Big, but also big like Big Dicks. Get it? Like our funny episode title! Carrie is being Carrie, Miranda is dating a catholic, and Samantha has a BIG dealbreaker. We also talk about Halloween costumes, and Alex learns about Canadian headgear. Time to take a long shower to wash away our sins before season 2!

11 – Hold Hands and the City

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 16:00:22 -0000

This week on CGMD we’re joined by a very special guest, friend of the show Sara! We talk about episode 11, in which the titular sex is but a dream for our girls. Samantha’s edging, Carrie’s farting, and Stephanie doesn’t know the difference between boxing and wrestling. So buckle up, slam that NUT button, and enjoy this highly cursed episode!

Sara’s Twitter: twitter.com/SunhatZhenya
Sara’s Tumblr: chiesatonakas.tumblr.com

10 – A Tits Out Kinda Gal

Sun, 16 Sep 2018 14:04:57 -0000

Welcome to double digits baybeeee!! We made it to episode 10: The Baby Shower. This week we’re talking about the cult of motherhood, our hot new business idea for pregnant women, and the perks of birth control. So get your tits out, throw your pickles in the trash, and enjoy the episode!

9 – Cool Ranch Mouthgasm

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 16:00:48 -0000

Your favourite ladies are back again to talk about Sex and the City! This week we’re on episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare. Charlotte breaks her vagina, Carrie ponders about marriage, and we can’t stop talking about sex shops and lube. Boy howdy, sometimes I wish we were capable of feeling shame.

8 – A Tragic Spit-Roasting Accident

Sun, 02 Sep 2018 16:00:06 -0000

This week on CGMD, ya girls are talking about episode 8 of Sex and the City: Three’s a Crowd. Can you guess what the big topic is this time??? Miranda is the most valid she’s ever been, Samantha was finally the worst, and Stephanie recalls the fateful night she lost her N64 forever.

7 – Sheesh!

Sun, 26 Aug 2018 16:00:57 -0000

Welcome back to your favourite podcast! Alex and Stephanie are here to chat about episode 7 of Sex and the City: The Monogamists. But, more importantly, we’re also here to question the lack of a gritty Wild Thornberrys reboot, start some blowjob discourse, and laugh about a funnie boob. Which girl is the secret McElroy sister? Which was our valid-dick-torian? Listen to find out, and mow hay every day!

6 – Poop Titties 4

Sun, 19 Aug 2018 16:00:27 -0000

Welcome to Ariana Grande fan hour! This week we’re talking about Secret Sex, episode 6 of Sex and the City. It’s a huge milestone episode – Carrie finally goes on her first real date with Big, and we hate it. In fact, we hate it so much that we keep getting distracted with other important topics, like The Americans on FX, Sweetener (buy now on iTunes!!), and OkCupid weirdos. Get ready for a good spanking!

5 – Pickle Big

Sun, 12 Aug 2018 15:34:50 -0000

This week on CGMD we’re talking about episode 5 of Sex and the City: The Power of Female Sex. What does that even mean??? Well, you’ll have to listen to find out. We also meet a vagina artist, continue wanting to kill Skipper, and learn that wearing a tiny hat means wielding big power.

4 – Dumb Girl, Smart Pussy

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 02:43:56 -0000

This week on CGMD we’re talking S01E04 of Sex and the City: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys. We bring our Titty Tally up to two, set some time limits on sexual activities, and learn that both younger men AND older men are walking disasters. Oh, and anal sex!

3 – Cracking Open a La Croix With the Bitches

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 16:00:29 -0000

On this round of City Girls, special guest Summer (a Married) joins Stephanie (an Unmarried) to chat about episode 3 of Sex and the City: Bay of Married Pigs. We discuss the cold war between Marrieds and Singles, parallels with Spongebob Squarepants, the potential for a Sex and the City amiibo collection, and more!

2 – All Models Are Brainless

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 16:00:19 -0000

This week on City Girls Make Do, Alex and Stephanie watch episode 2 of Sex and the City and decide whether or not models are people.

Content warning: This episode features a storyline where a man films himself having sex with women without their consent. Major discussion of this happens from 33:30 – 35:55, 49:55 – 50:40, and 53:40 – 55:50.

Podcast art done by Summer! Find her art here: http://summergeist.art

1 – Queen Slut of New York City

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 01:59:05 -0000

Welcome to the first episode of City Girls Make Do, a Sex and the City podcast hosted by Alex and Stephanie. This week we’re talking about the 1998 premiere episode of SATC, aptly titled… Sex and the City. There sure is a lot for us to scream about this week, and we’re just getting started.