Cold Dog Soup

119: The Christmas Shoes by NewSong

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 17:11:57 -0000

THIS IS NOT A RERUN

We missed so so so much on our first pass at The Christmas Shoes. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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118: Poetic Justice by Kendrick Lamar feat. Drake

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 16:30:23 -0000

Here we are, back in hell. Same old game, we know it well. I don't mind. Anyway. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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117: The Thanksgiving Filter by Drive-by Truckers

Thu, 25 Nov 2021 16:25:47 -0000

We're taking a break from the awful with, you guessed it, a holiday ep featuring a Drive By Truckers song. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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116: Ape Duo Mil by Glassjaw

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 02:41:26 -0000

We have entered the deepest depths of Cold Dog Soup. Executively Produced by Cassie Moore Reid

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115: Television Romance by Planet Waves

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 14:29:42 -0000

What a great song! Now you know who writes these captions. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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114: Duality by Alex Melton

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 14:30:12 -0000

We're back from being back! Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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113: Time Marches On by Tracy Lawrence

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 00:19:05 -0000

WHAT?! ANOTHER EPISODE?? That's right, our commitment to YOU, dear listener is so deep we want to make it up to you with a SECOND hot piping hot steamy hot serving of song talk. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid, thank Buddha.

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112: Walkin' Around Sense by Patterson Hood

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 00:16:14 -0000

We're back after a short forced sabbatical, and we're back with a passion to serve our listeners up some piping hot music talk! Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid. Thank God.

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111: Birthday Boy by the Drive-By Truckers

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 14:18:39 -0000

Well, we're back. And doing the Drive By Truckers. Which DOES NOT count as a Jason Isbell song. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore Read Moore.

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110: Wedding Guests by Cheekface

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 05:18:39 -0000

Part 3 in the "I Can't Believe Hankins Likes This Band" Trilogy. What are the other two? Listen and find out. Executively Produced by someone whose wedding only one of us attended, Cassie Moore Reid.

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109: Heartbeat (and more!) by Childish Gambino

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 17:09:57 -0000

To further demonstrate our commitment to our audience Hankins and Sean put a heavier strain on their friendship than it has ever experienced. Executively Produced by the Mayor of Margaritaville, Cassie Moore Reid.

108: wish you were gay by Billie Eilish

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 05:01:44 -0000

Has popular music passed your old hosts by? Does music prove the existence of God? We tackle these questions and (Cassie) Moore with episode 108. Executively Produced, as always, by Reed Cassie.

107: Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 15:05:00 -0000

Back in the saddle after a short Memorial Day sabbatical. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassandra Moore Reid.

106: Shake The Sugar Tree by Pam Tillis

Mon, 17 May 2021 05:01:00 -0000

90s Country was a wild time, and the ladies led the way. Pam Tillis' 'Shake the Sugar Tree' is no exception and demonstrates how little they were valued 30 years ago. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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105: 7 Mile Island by Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit

Mon, 03 May 2021 17:18:58 -0000

Rob & Larry go unplugged for episode one OH five! Executively Produced by Cassie, Moore, Reid. In that order.

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104: Carissa by Sun Kil Moon

Mon, 19 Apr 2021 05:00:09 -0000

We get there eventually, but today's ep takes on 'Carissa' by Sun Kil Moon. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

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103: Gigantic by Pixies

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 05:00:24 -0000

We've gone too far. Gigantic by Pixies. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore Read Mohr Reed More.

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102: Strawberry Wine by Deana Carter

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 15:54:28 -0000

We are BACK after a bit of a delay, convincing Sean to like Strawberry Wine by Deana Carter.

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101: Sarah's Flame with Drive By Truckers

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 16:38:36 -0000

We're live with a new ep! We'll space out the DBT songs in the future, I swear. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid.

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100: Triple Digits with Sean's Poetry

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 17:49:34 -0000

100 episodes! How did we get here? A lot of work, sweat and tears - reading horrible poetry, listening to good music, and being best beds. Executively Produced by Cassie "Momma" Moore Reid.

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99: Mississippi by Bob Dylan

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 19:34:05 -0000

Bob Dylan: Still better than Sheryl Crow. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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98: Hey Jealousy by Gin Blossoms

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 19:38:47 -0000

This is the year we take off. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid

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97: Kids by The Frights

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 00:18:42 -0000

We're bringing that familial sentimentality into the new year with Kids by The Frights. Lessons demanded, lessons learned. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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96: Christmas Shoes Redux

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 23:39:55 -0000

It's CDS holiday vacation time, which means we're digging up our favorite Christmas episode of all time: Christmas Shoes. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Mohr Reed.

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95: Blame It On The Tetons by Modest Mouse

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 18:54:38 -0000

What does this song mean? Does Rob and/or Larry's mental gymnastics get us anywhere? Exeutively Produced as always by Cassie Moore Reid.

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94: Brand New Cadillac by The Clash

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 22:41:05 -0000

Brand New Cadillac by The Clash

This song has roughly six unique words in its lyrics, so much of this ep turns into a love letter to The Clash. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

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93: Popular by Nada Surf

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 05:53:07 -0000

HAPPY DAY BEFORE ELECTION DAY. We're too broken to make any jokes about the popular vote so just god damn share our podcast with a friend please. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassied Moore Reee.

92: The Great Compromise by John Prine

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 20:32:28 -0000

We're up with a break-up love letter to America: the Great Compromise by John Prine. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

91: OD'd in Denver by Hank Williams Jr.

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 02:05:38 -0000

What a Twist! A Hank Williams, Jr. song brought to you by Sean. Then someone named Hatchet Face shows up and blows up the whole deal! Executively Produced, as always, by the KWEEN CASSIE CASSIE CASSIE CASSANDRA CASSIE

90: Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 20:27:29 -0000

This is not a joke. This is not a drill. This is Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

89: The Origin of Love by Hedwig & The Angry Inch

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 00:52:38 -0000

Hankins and Sean delve into another unexpected musical territory with a Glam Rock Musical song.

88: I Hope I Don't Fuck This Up by Dollar Signs

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 05:01:08 -0000

Hankie and Sean are back with another Emo-talkin' song courtesy of, you guessed it, Hankins. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

87: Don't Come Around Here No More by Tom Petty

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 15:31:36 -0000

We're up again with a Tom Petty extravaganza! Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

86: Analog Man by Joe Walsh

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 13:41:24 -0000

Hankins loves it. You love Hankins. Ergo sum carpe diem, you love Joe Walsh's Analog Man. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

85: Kathleen Edwards

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 05:01:18 -0000

Matt and Sean gush for almost an hour on the wonder that is Kathleen Edwards work. Authentic, versatile, and hell of a lot of fun. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore (Reid Moore).

84: Mr. Carter by Lil Wayne

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 16:55:53 -0000

Seanie and Matty cakes are back with Lil Wayne and an in depth rap talk. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

83: "Take Me to the Speedway" by The Dexateens

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 05:07:32 -0000

Hankins and Sean are back with a timely song about the Confederate Flag and racing. Executively produced, as always by Cassie Reid Moore.

82: Heartattack & Vine by Tom Waits

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 00:59:28 -0000

Better late than never, here's episode 82 of Cold Dog Soup, featuring Hankins and Sean cover Tom Waits' Heartattack & Vine. Executively Produced, as always, by CassReid Morrie Reide

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81.5: iPhone to the Rescue

Mon, 25 May 2020 04:08:29 -0000

Your homework for next week is a Tom Waits song. Listen to this ep to find out which one exactly. Executively Produced, as always, by the new mother, Cassandra Moore Reid AF.

81: Chaos & Clothes by Jason Isbell & The 400 Unit

Mon, 18 May 2020 05:09:21 -0000

Jason Isbell went from a loose cannon to America's most celebrated songwriter over the past few years. Not too long ago, he penned a stinging indictment of his friend after his divorce. That friend was Ryan Adams, who got a divorce from Mandy Moore. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

80.5: COVID Listening with Adam Pally

Mon, 11 May 2020 00:32:49 -0000

Your mini-ep this week features your homework for next week and yet another guest star: this time, it's Adam Pally from too many TV shows, movies, and more to count. Thanks for taking the time, Adam. And thanks to YOU for listening! Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

80: Muzzle by the Smashing Pumpkins

Mon, 04 May 2020 05:03:38 -0000

We're up with a song Hankins and Sean haven't listened to together, and came to love separately. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

79.5: Fountains of Talk with Brad from Decomposition Pod

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 05:01:04 -0000

We're up with YOUR latest minisode, joining Sean today is Brad Whitley of Decomposition Podcast. We run down a rabbit hole of 90s pop rock and talk about next week's homework, "Muzzle" by Smashing Pumpkins. Check out Decomposition Podcast and their extensive library of episode. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

79: Tight Connection To My Heart by Bob Dylan

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 05:01:35 -0000

We're back with another Bob Dylan song. Tight Connection to My Heart is a little known ditty from Empire Burlesque, quite possibly one of Dylan's worst records. This is not a late April Fool's joke. We absolutely love this song. And the video. And you. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

78.5 Mini Ep: Remembering John Prine with Hankins

Mon, 13 Apr 2020 05:01:56 -0000

Your mini-ep is up! Who else could go for a Big Mac, eh? We look back at John Prine, get a check-in from Hankins, and look ahead to your homework for next week: Bob Dylan's "Tight Connection To My Heart". Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

78: Nana Grizol's Tambourine-N-Thyme

Mon, 06 Apr 2020 05:01:00 -0000

We're up living, with (checks notes) Nana Grizol's Tambourine-N-Thyme, a song that - namely, lyrically, and vocally, Hankins does not have a history of liking. Today, he tries to convince Sean it's a good song. Sean tries not to cry. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

77.5 Mini Ep: Space Swords is Totally Cancelled

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 01:29:33 -0000

Next week, we're talking about Grizol's "Tambourine in Thyme" as Hankins tries to convince Seanie Baby that it's a good song. Hope you're okay. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid. I love you.

77: Your Woman by White Town

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 14:20:57 -0000

We're at the beginning of a long haul, folks. Stay safe. Stay positive. Listen to the smart people around us for guidance. Listen to podcasts. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

76.5: Freezertown

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 00:21:39 -0000

Freezer is back for this weeks minisode with your homework for next week: Your Woman by White Town

Atlantic City by Bruce Springsteen

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 22:59:33 -0000

CDS is BACK with our first Bruce Springsteen song of the series. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

75.5: Mini City!

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 00:41:37 -0000

Freezer joins Sean -- on time this time -- with our mini episode. We look back to the future robots and ahead to the Dust Bowl with your homework for next week. Executively produced, thank god, by Cassie. . . Moore Reid.

75: Puttin on the Ritz by Taco

Mon, 24 Feb 2020 00:47:00 -0000

Well, here we go. This is Taco's Puttin on the Ritz. Executively Produced, as always from a place of love, by Cassie Moor Morgan Freeman.

74.5 So Many Guests!

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 02:40:49 -0000

Your homework for next week is something special. Sean welcomes TWO special guests for this week's mini ep. Alan and Frank can be heard on our That's Discussing podcast, part of the TTF Network. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

74: Forgetful Heart by Bob Dylan

Fri, 07 Feb 2020 14:07:48 -0000

Cold Dog Soup: The Mixtape. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid

73.5: Return Host Minisode!

Thu, 30 Jan 2020 02:27:33 -0000

We're up with another mini! And guess who's back since he stormed out of the studio years ago? It's Freezer! Check it out for an actual full length mini! Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

73: Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms

Fri, 24 Jan 2020 17:54:47 -0000

We're a little late this week with our latest episode, covering Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms. Jump into a sea of substance abuse, blame, and being glad this song doesn't remind Hankins too, too much of Sean. Executively Produced, as always, by Mohr Kazzie Rheed.

72.5: Happy New Minisode!

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 02:48:21 -0000

Get ready for next week with your homework! Read up on Twin Sized Mattress by the Front Bottoms. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

72: Live Forever by Oasis

Tue, 07 Jan 2020 23:06:39 -0000

Happy New Year, dudes! We're back and the bosslady is in the studio to talk Live Forever by Oasis. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

71.5: Minisode Worst Guys

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 23:01:53 -0000

Next week's ep brings back our Executive Producer, Cassie Moore Reid to talk about Live Forever by Oasis. Prepare yourself with this week's minisode!

71: Christmas Shoes

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 06:34:00 -0000

Here we are with a pull from the vault, taking on Christmas Shoes for another year of festive cheer. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

70.5: Minisode: Bringing Back the Hits

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 06:30:00 -0000

Your minisode is here! Check out your homework for next week!

70: Zip City by The Drive-By Truckers

Tue, 10 Dec 2019 06:01:00 -0000

We're alive with a new episode of Mixtape! Today, Hankins and Sean continue (and finish) their first series on Mike Cooley. This week, it's Zip City by the Drive-By Truckers. We hope you enjoy the ep and remember to check in next week for our next song. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

69.5 Minisode: ThrowTheFlagNetwork@gmail.com

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 00:38:13 -0000

Our first minisode ever! Sean has a cold and brings you what's next in CDS, fanmail, and a 69 joke.

069: Women Without Whiskey by The Drive-By Truckers

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 06:01:00 -0000

Part one of our series on Mike Cooley-penned songs from The Drive By Truckers. Matt and Sean run through the duality of every line in "Women Without Whiskey". Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

068: Tweeter & The Monkey Man by The Traveling Wilburys

Thu, 07 Nov 2019 01:13:58 -0000

Tweeter & The Monkey Man were hard up cash. Sean and Matt recorded a podcast. The Traveling Wilburys were a top 2 supergroup that released some songs, none of which made fun of Bruce Springsteen moreso than this song.

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067: Romeo & Juliet by Dire Straits

Thu, 24 Oct 2019 02:17:25 -0000

Y'all thought we was done, huh? After a six month hiatus, Matt and Seany are back with a rebirth of Cold Dog Soup. Tonight we're talking Dire Straits' "Romeo & Juliet". Executively Produced, as always, buy Reid Kassy Mohr

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066: Does This Hold Up? Being Offended

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 17:16:13 -0000

Here we go, guys and gals and non-binary gendered individuals. Episode 66 has Hankins and Sean -- sometimes inartfully -- stumbling through 1)celebs that have fallen from grace and pushed there from, 2)trying to be an ally to female and minority communities while not putting too much effort into it, and 3)the acceptability of labeling things from the 90s "problematic". It's our first ASMR ep as you can almost hear Sean's soul leaving his body. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

065: Records with One Good Song

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 14:29:50 -0000

Hankins and Sean are back, talking about records they've purchased with one good song on them. Executively Produced, as always by Cassie Moore Reid.

064: Scams and Flams!

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 19:15:46 -0000

Hankins and Sean are back, talking about getting scammed by third-parties on Amazon. No, really. It goes somewhere. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassied Moore Reid.

063: Does This Hold Up? The Eagles

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 22:51:16 -0000

Hankins and Sean are back with our CDS recurring series "Does This Hold Up?". Today: The Eagles. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

062: The Super Bowl? That's Discussing!

Wed, 06 Feb 2019 19:48:00 -0000

Hankins and Sean talk about just about everything but on-the-field action, if there was any to talk about, for Super Bowl 53. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

061: Fyre Festival? That's Discussing!

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 21:56:53 -0000

We're up with a new ep, this time with Hankins and Sean talking about the failed Fyre Festival and the two dueling documentaries on the topic.

060: The Masked Singer

Mon, 21 Jan 2019 23:52:23 -0000

After two months off, Cold Dog Soup is BACK as Hankins, Free and Sean discuss the new FOX show, The Masked Singer. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

059: CDS' Makeout Mix

Sun, 04 Nov 2018 23:43:20 -0000

Aside from Cold Dog Soup, what audio puts you in the mood? Creel is back to join Matt and Sean for their own lists. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

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058: Glory Days

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 13:33:23 -0000

We're up with episode 58 of CDSPTD and we can't believe it ourselves! Relive the Glory Days with Hankins and Sean. Executively Produced, as always by Cassie Moore Reid.

057: Cold Dog Campfire

Sun, 21 Oct 2018 02:15:38 -0000

This is a make or break episode for Cold Dog Soup Presents: That's Discussing. Hankins and Sean had a few too many and decided to have a damn singalong. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

056: Does This Hold Up? Jim Carrey

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 14:53:27 -0000

We've got the whole crew here today to delve back into an entertainer who represented what seemed like half the entertainment industry in the mid 90s. Jim Carrey? Does he hold up? Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

055: Snooping on Spotify

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 14:46:34 -0000

It's the return of the absence of Free, when Sean and Matt talk about spotify and snooping on the songs your friends listen to. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

054: Dreaming in Movies (The Return of Free)

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 17:30:09 -0000

Guess who's back? Back again? Free is back. Tell a friend. Free makes his return to CDS and for some reason demands an apology. Then Sean realizes he wrote a movie in his sleep and the Matts ruin it for everybody. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Cassie Moore Reid.

053: Since We're Vampires, I Love You Less

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 14:09:07 -0000

Everything's gotta end some time, babe. Hankins and Sean talk about the finales that touched us the most. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore.

052: All You Can Eat Buffett

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 20:01:12 -0000

Should Jimmy Buffett be relugated to the novelty bin of history? Has Weird Al Yankovic ever actually been funny? Let's discuss. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid.

051: Cold Dog Soup Presents That's Discussing

Sun, 02 Sep 2018 23:39:06 -0000

Announcing a new format here at Cold Dog Soup, as we combine two award-winning* shows from the Throw The Flag Network. Hankins and Sean meander through a few topics as they dip a toe into a pool of adventure and discovery for all of us. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid. Questions? Hit us up at @TTFnetwork on Twitter. Want to help? You can support us at www.patreon.com/ttf or by simply leaving a rating/review in iTunes.

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050: Another Movie List with Frank & Stewart, Part 2

Sun, 26 Aug 2018 11:30:18 -0000

It's episode 50 of Cold Dog Soup! Frank and Stewart return to finish up their discussion of one of the many "40 movies to watch before you die" lists on imdb. Frank and Stewart will publish their own show, The Rind, this fall. Be on the lookout.

049: Another Movie List with Frank & Stewart, Part 1

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 00:53:33 -0000

It's just Sean this week as Frank and Stewart make a return appearance to the Throw The Flag Network and discuss one of the many "40 movies to watch before you die" lists on imdb. Frank and Stewart will publish their own show, The Rind, this fall. Be on the lookout.

048: Reboots? That's Discussing!

Fri, 10 Aug 2018 13:38:59 -0000

When we last left the TTF Network, Creel stormed out of the studio over a "poet" he never met and Hankins was on vacation, hunting the Most Dangerous Game. Since Sean is bad at impressions, we're putting up a recent That's Discussing episode from Creel and Sean until we can figure this out:

Sean and Creel join forces on this episode of That's Discussing to talk about reboots, remakes, reimaginings and how few of them actually "work". We're looking for an Executive Producer! Head on over to Patreon for more information.

047: How Freaking Zeitgiest Are You?

Sun, 29 Jul 2018 14:22:26 -0000

Episode 47 might spell the end of not only Cold Dog Soup and the Throw The Flag Network, but the friendships of your faithful hosts as well. Today we tackle to "poetry" of Murray Lachlan Young, and "How Freakin' Zeitgiest Are you?", a work that makes fun of hipsters, written by a British man with a man bun. (Throws hands up in the air). Executively Produced, as always, by Moore Reid, Cassandra.

046: We'll Talk Tomorrow

Sun, 22 Jul 2018 12:53:00 -0000

Oh baby, we are back with another original work from Sean's high school career as a poet. In 'We'll Talk Tomorrow', we wade into the choppy waters of trying to turn friendship into something more. A copy of the poem and an isolated performance of the work by Hankins are up on our Patreon site.

Also, another Body Like A Back Road segment and talk about the New Radicals. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassandra.

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045: Weezer? That's Discussing!

Sun, 15 Jul 2018 19:32:31 -0000

Today's CDS is something a little different. An ep, originally recorded for our show That's Discussing, is coming to you first. Hankins and Sean chatted about Weezer, what the hell happened with them, and why Sean still wants to walk down the aisle to 'Only In Dreams'. Executively produced, as always, but Cassie "Every day is International Boss' Day" Moore Reid.

044: Freedumb

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 12:10:36 -0000

What kind of poetry would Maya Angelou write if she were a prison poet? Answer: The kind of poetry that rips off Maya Angelou if she weren't a prison poet. Also, the return of Hankins' favorite and Sean's least favorite segment, 'Body Like a Back Road'. Executively Produced, per usual, by Cassie Moore Reid.

The video of Hankins as a young man speaking about freedom can be found here, courtesy of our EP, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cElAUgBbYJ0

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043: Bright Lights, Big City

Sun, 01 Jul 2018 22:58:13 -0000

Cold Dog Soup is back with a weird not poem-poem mishmash of two geniuses. Also, the debut of a new segment, Body Like a Backroad. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

042: Gifted Hands

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 02:16:07 -0000

Better late than never! We're up with Cold Dog Soup, figuring out who the hell wrote this clumsy poem about gun control. Executively Produced, as always, by CRMRMRMRMMRRMRMRMR [sic].

041: Palindrome Poetry

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 20:38:01 -0000

Cold Dog Soup enters its 40s showing no signs of stopping. Today, Matt, Matt and Sean discuss gimmicky poetry, and some guy who trolled instagram users who were just trying to squeeze a few seconds of happiness out of their damn day in this horror show we call planet Earth. Executively Produced, as always, by Chancellor Reid Moore.

040: To Whom It May Concern / Roseanne

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 13:26:45 -0000

Episode 40 of Cold Dog Soup is likely more enjoyable than whatever episode 40 of Roseanne was. Sean and the Matts talk about Darlene's poem from the original series, then go off on their usual tangent. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

039: Memorial Day Poetry

Sun, 27 May 2018 20:02:08 -0000

The TTF panel walks a very thing line, talking about bad poetry that attempts -- and fails -- to pay respect to the troops this Memorial Day. Sean also gives his notes from last week, when he was unable to join the M&M show. Executively Produced by #theboss #Cassie #ReidMoore

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038: Matt & Matt Are Monsters

Mon, 21 May 2018 18:12:33 -0000

We're up with today's Cold Dog, one man down. Sean should travel more frequently. Executively Produced by Cassie Read More.

037: Bad Mothers

Sun, 13 May 2018 18:28:56 -0000

The CDS panel has been blessed with some world-class mothers, but the can't be said for today's authors. Or maybe it can. Do we really get both sides of the story on bitchy, bratty poems about bad moms? Executively Produced b a wonderful mother in her own right, Cassie Reid Moore.

036: Wes Anderson

Mon, 07 May 2018 23:31:17 -0000

Are Wes Anderson's movies overrated, or are they really that good? Hankins and Sean discuss.

035: 3 Second Rule

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 15:07:14 -0000

We're up this week with "Three Second Rule" by Lisa Gail Allred, a sacred pact between a flip-flop and her husband. Lisa Gail's opus can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Sb14dyaUc. Executively Produced, as always, by CRMRC.

034: Mary J. Uana

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 22:02:47 -0000

We are UP with episode 420 of Cold Dog Soup, discussing the awful poetry written about marijuana and weed culture. Also, the Power Team. Executively Produced by the World's Best Boss, Cassie Moore Reid More Red. www.TTFnetwork.com

033: Spring Break!

Sun, 15 Apr 2018 19:21:33 -0000

We're up after a brief hiatus with a discussion on Spring Break and the awful, awful poetry that's created from students and teachers and ee cummings alike on the season. Executively Produced by Cassies RMMRMRM.

032: Dream in Which I Love a Third Baseman

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 03:11:52 -0000

Okay. Here we are with "Dream in Which I Love a Third Baseman" by Lisa Olstein. Things get weird. Graphically weird. Like 'when-you-saw-that-sex-scene-between-Sylvester-Stallone-and-Sharon-Stone-in-The-Specialst-as-a-kid" weird. Executively produced, although she'd never admit to it, by Casstown, Population: Moore Reid.

031: Facebook Friend

Sun, 25 Mar 2018 23:44:06 -0000

At the TTF Network, we're nothing if not opportunists, that's why we're delving into the listener submission backlog and doing 'Facebook Friend' by a person very close to our hosts. Executively Produced, as always, by Kazzy Read Mohr.

030: Blue

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 20:12:33 -0000

Sean might really quit this time. This week, we give "Blue" a second try and overcome the technical difficulties of last week. It's a good song, you guys. Check it out.

029: Lost Highlight Reel

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 00:51:09 -0000

Hankins' production skills are truly on skill with this quick, dirty and easy episode! We had our share of issues recording this weekend with another one of Sean's works, 'Blue'. However, after getting a long and assertive pep talk from our Executive Producer, Cassie Reid Moore, Hankins powered through and brought us real-time comments from the panel while he performed Sean's pile of crap. We'll be back next week with full analysis on this work.

028: Bumper Stickers!

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 16:06:40 -0000

We're back with Episode 30 of Cold Dog Soup! This week we talk about bumper stickers and how trashy they are. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

027: The Dorvells, Part 2 & True Life Leading Lady

Sat, 24 Feb 2018 22:48:04 -0000

We continue our series on The Dorvells with the thighmaster himself, John Dowell. Cold Dog Soup takes on "Angela" as well as an anonymous submission "My True Life Leading Lady".

This one gets real silly, real quick. Support the TTF network at www.patreon.com/ttf.

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026: The Dorvells, Part 1: Cain & Abel, Band from Outta Town

Wed, 21 Feb 2018 02:32:14 -0000

The Dorvells are a band that plays songs during employee talent night at a famous music venue in a southern mid-sized city. In Episode 26, we take on two of their masterpieces: I'm Not Abel, and Band from Outta Town. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassandra Mohr Read.

025: Sean Has a Website, Part 3 - Boy Bands

Mon, 12 Feb 2018 00:09:01 -0000

We wrap up, for now, our series on Sean's website from high school, continuing with the 'Bitch of the Month' section. Today, Sean takes on Napster, Lars Ulrich and Boy Bands. Why are we even doing this anymore? Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

024: Sean Has a Website, Part 2 - Eminem

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 17:57:41 -0000

We're continuing our series about the website Sean made in high school, specifically the 'Bitch of the Month' section. In today's episode, we dig into what "punk rock" actually means and why the hell Sean he was in on the ground floor of Eminem's popularity by praising his second major release, The Marshall Mathers LP, which garnered several awards, positive reviews, and millions copied sold.

023: Sean Has a Website, Part 1 - Taco Bell

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 03:27:03 -0000

Sean created a website in High School, and it's really something. There are a lot of sections to behold -- which can be found on our patreon site at www.patreon.com/ttf -- and today we're going to tackle a part of his "Bitch of the Month" section. Thankfully, this was a monthly essay from Sean, complaining about something that was grinding his gears, and not a misogynistic attack on female celebrities. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore "RM" Reid Moore.

022: You Know It's US

Sun, 21 Jan 2018 21:35:59 -0000

Episode 22 of Cold Dog Soup continues our journey of not making Sean feel like shit about himself, tackling "You Know It's Us" by Lord and DJ Ragu. There are tons of bad words in this ep, especially at the end of the show, so please heed Hankins' trigger warning. Audio and lyrics of this week's work can be found at https://genius.com/Lba-you-know-its-us-lyrics

Executively Produced, as always, by our red-haired overlord, Cassie Reid Moore Reed Mohr Read Moore

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021: Assonance

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 22:25:32 -0000

A poem by no one -- or at least an anonymous redditor. Behold: Assonance. Executively Produced by Cassies Reid Moore.

020: Breakfast at Hankins

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 22:31:37 -0000

Here holds a heap of Hankins! The boss, Cassie Reid Moore, checks in for Hankins' annual review and to cover a piece by our antagnozier-in-chief that, shhh, Sean doesn't think is so bad. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

019: Christmas Shoes

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 01:14:10 -0000

Yes. That "Christmas Shoes".

018: Detest and Kramer

Mon, 11 Dec 2017 02:08:12 -0000

We are UP with another listener / EP submission. This week we're bringing you TWO steaming piles -- Detest by Cassie and another Sean work.

017: Retale [sic]: The Final Chapter

Sun, 03 Dec 2017 21:40:03 -0000

We're done (more or less) with Retale [sic]! This is the all too -abrupt ending of our first user-submitted piece. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled cyberbullying of Sean soon enough. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

016: Retale [sic]: Part 4

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 18:39:45 -0000

We're up with Part 4 of Retale [sic]. We'd like to promise you that something actually happens this week, but uh... it doesn't Executively Produced as always by Cassie Reid Moore.

015: Retale [sic]: Part 3b

Sun, 19 Nov 2017 15:52:23 -0000

We're up with our continuing series of Retale [sic]. Executively produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

014: Retale [sic]: Part 3a

Sun, 12 Nov 2017 06:28:28 -0000

We're splitting Part 3 up into two parts because we went a bit too long. Please enjoy more Retale [sic], executively produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

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013: Retale [sic]: Part 2

Sun, 05 Nov 2017 15:18:03 -0000

TTF is back with part two of Retale [sic], and it's really somethign else. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

012: Retale [sic]: Part 1

Sun, 29 Oct 2017 05:01:51 -0000

We are finally here, folks. A few months ago, we received an anonymous submission through our email (ThrowTheFlagNetwork@gmail.com), which included a 28 page, 12,000 word, unfinished masterpiece named "Retail". For reasons that will be revealed in this SIX-PART series, we re-branded the novella as "Retale". For more information, check out the first 90 seconds of Episode 11.

Over the next few months, we're going to bring you the story of Retale over six episodes, broken up with the usual crappy poetry you've come to know and love from Cold Dog Soup. When the story concludes, we're going to do our best to finish the journey.

If you wrote this story and would like to identify yourself as the author, please email us with identifying information in your original message. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

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011: Clip Show & an Announcement

Sun, 22 Oct 2017 17:35:59 -0000

Although "Clip Show" and "an Announcement" sound like they could be poems Sean wrote in high school, they're not. We're bringing you this week all of Hankins' productions in the first 10 episodes of Cold Dog Soup. But before that, we have an announcement on the direction this podcast will take over the next couple of months. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Moore Reid.

010: Porcelain

Sun, 15 Oct 2017 07:20:00 -0000

Yall. This ain't good. Executively produced by Cassie Reid Moore.

009: Turn Down Your Music

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 00:44:02 -0000

"Don't listen to this. This will make you die right now." - Sean

"If you don't listen to this, it will make you die right now." - Matt

"I like this" - Judge Creel

008: Let Me In

Fri, 29 Sep 2017 01:01:43 -0000

Episode 008 of Cold Dog Soup tackles yet another plagarism alert in a four stanza pile of garbage courtesy of, yep, you guessed it -- Sean. Executively produced by Cassie Reid Moore.

007: Unsure (Trapped In The Closet)

Fri, 22 Sep 2017 02:33:02 -0000

After Hurricane Irma? Harvey? Maria? Katia? Jose? All of them disrupted all of our lives, we're back to regular order today with episode seven of Cold Dog Soup. Today's offering is 'Unsure', but we're all sure where we stand on this piece. Executively Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

006: Runaway Abdominable (sic) Fence

Tue, 12 Sep 2017 22:34:56 -0000

15 years ago Sean and Matt took an English class together in college and were assigned a project involving putting together disparate lines from absurd poem. The result of Sean's work is about as good or bad as his original work. Executive Produced, as always, by Cassie Reid Moore.

005: Tussy Crook

Mon, 04 Sep 2017 07:07:00 -0000

The tables have finally turned. After a month of abuse for Sean, we bring to you a pirate broadcast of Cold Dog Soup, hitting on a work by the Monkey Boyz -- a freestyle rap ensemble consisting of our very own Matt Hankins (Eight), and his two comrades: 2Safe and Ham. Very explicit. Very excellent. Very Executive Produced by Cassie Moore Reid. We love you.

004: BMAD, Fiona Apple / One Way of Looking at an Egg

Mon, 28 Aug 2017 03:28:14 -0000

The guys tackle two more works from Sean, "Bite Me and Die, Fiona Apple" and "One Way of Looking at an Egg" -- two short works that demonstrate the quirky, whimsical side of a tortured poet.

Stick with us. Over the next few weeks we'll have works by three different authors -- as well as the shlock from Sean that you've come to know and love.

Executive Produced by Cassie Moore Reid

003: Perfect / Untitled

Sun, 20 Aug 2017 04:01:05 -0000

READ THIS! We have received an insane reception of listens, feedback, high-fives, texts, phone calls, etc etc etc from our previous two eps. Thank you SO MUCH. WE LOVE YOU. Okay. Episode descrip' starts meow:

The Matts are PISSED. Hankins was so mad after reading 'Perfect' that we had to record three days early. Creel again found common ground with Sean's creations after we all realized the second half of this trash show was four poems.

Tell your friends. Listen. Rate. Subscribe. We love you.

002: Two O'Clock Rant / Barcode Vow

Mon, 14 Aug 2017 11:05:27 -0000

CDS is back with two steaming piles of garbage from Sean: Two O'clock Rant and Barcode Vow. Check out our other podcast "Throw The Flag" and support the TTF Network on Patreon.

Submit your own awful poetry, prose, plays and more to TTFnetwork@gmail.com.

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001: Six Ball Roulette

Tue, 08 Aug 2017 00:41:41 -0000

On the maiden voyage of Cold Dog Soup, Sean has a lot to answer for as the Matts grill him about a poem he wrote 16 years ago, called "Six-Ball Roulette". Check out our other podcast "Throw The Flag" and support the TTF Network by visiting www.patreon.com/ttf