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<item><title>2.2  - Where Every Seat Is a Window Seat</title>
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<p>Hola from the heartland of America. Joodle and Noodle decided to drop by and say hello to everyone. They wanted me to tell you to believe in yourself until you die because at that point in time, what even is the purpose of believing in yourself anymore? Does anyone even care? I spoke to a lion last Tuesday. He told me the secret to ironing shirts correctly. I never really could figure it out. Anywho, you have yourself a dandy life and a jolly groundhog day. I heard the groundhog saw his shadow. I've always thought that the groundhog's shadow was a cosmic vertigo just waiting to destroy us all. This is the end of the description. I am going to stop talking now.</p>

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<p>How are your investments doing? Good? I'm glad to hear that. Can I have some of them? No? Fine. Today's show is a cocophany of badness. First of all, Tyler decided to talk in an echo for the first 20 minutes until Jake told him to stop. Then, Tyler decided to leave half way through to buy a house. So, Jake got some airtime by himself for once and got the chance to say what he really thinks. All in all, it would give this episode a solide 5 out of 8.</p>

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<item><title>2.0 - So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish</title>
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<p>Welcome to the newest season of Completely Unrelated. Here at Banana Tree Productions, we aspire to be the finest ear candy money, or lackthereof, can buy. If we achieve anything less, tough. That's all I have to say, and unless you have anything else to add to the conversation, then I am done talking.</p>

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<item><title>1.10.1 - Three Guys; One Mic</title>
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<p>Thanks for listening! This is the last episode of the year. Tune in next time for Season 2!</p>

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<p>This is Jake signing off &gt; -Jake</p>

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<item><title>1.9 - Lisa is Tearing People Apart</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>1.9 - Lisa is Tearing People Apart</h1>

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<item><title>1.8 - On Thanksgiving Day</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>1.8 - On Thanksgiving Day</h1>

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<item><title>1.7 - Trick-or-Treating In The Bathroom</title>
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<item><title>1.6 - With Men Dressed as Ice Cream</title>
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<item><title>1.5 - And Dancing To The Beat Of A Drum</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>1.5 - And Dancing To The Beat of a Drum</h1>

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<item><title>1.4 - While Dancing in the Jungle</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2017 02:32:57 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<h1>1.4 - While Dancing in the Jungle</h1>

<p>Thanks for listening! </p>

<p>All stories,</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-41511260">Monopoly Man upstages Equifax Senate hearing</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.purduecaboose.com/single-post/2017/09/26/Disgruntled-Senior-Acoustically-Dampens-Clapping-Circles">Disgruntled Senior Acoustically Dampens Clapping Circles</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/04/mad-pooper-inquiries-should-stop-now-colorado-police-say.html">‘Mad Pooper’ inquiries should stop now, Colorado police say</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.purduecaboose.com/single-post/2017/09/28/ITAP-Announces-Plan-to-Bring-Wi-Fi-to-Campus-by-2028">ITAP Announces Plan to Bring Wi-Fi to Campus by 2028</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/10/06/Odor-prompting-hazmat-call-was-pumpkin-spice-air-freshener/4931507299615/">High school evacuated for 'odor' that was pumpkin spice air freshener</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/28/554249451/killer-clown-suspect-arrested-27-years-after-bizarre-slaying">Killer Clown Case: Suspect Arrested 27 Years After Bizarre Slaying</a></li>
<li><a href="https://kcnawatch.co/newstream/1507285902-535414611/apple-sampling-meeting-held/">Apple Sampling Meeting Held</a></li>
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<pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2017 12:48:57 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<h1>1.3 - Fight Armadillos</h1>

<p>All stories in the order they appear,</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/09/22/77-year-old-sentenced-10-years-growing-marijuana/695531001/">77 Weed Grower</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.jconline.com/story/news/college/2017/09/28/tables-found-arranged-into-swastika-purdue-honors-college/711839001/">Swastika Tables</a></li>
<li><a href="www.purdue.edu/ehps/police/reports/YourCampus.pdf">Purdue Safty Report</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/09/28/Hyena-narrowly-escapes-sneak-attack-from-angry-baboon/2991506621687/">Hyena Sneak Attack</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/09/28/Maine-police-officer-helps-free-skunk-with-head-caught-in-McFlurry-cup/3511506612504/">Skunk Stuck in McFlurry</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41413297">Sologamy</a></li>
<li><a href="https://nytimes.com/2017/03/16/opinion/and-jesus-said-unto-paul-of-ryan.html">Jesus and Paul Ryan</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Eoa8LEyDvA">Helmer Zone</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/20/opinion/republican-healthcare-trump-surgeon.html?rref=collection%2Fcolumn%2Fnicholas-kristof">Dr. Trump</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/2017/09/23/553115107/bill-gates-regrets-ctrl-alt-delete">The Regrets of Bill Gates</a></li>
<li><a href="www.kcna.co.jp/item/2016/201605/news06/20160506-32ee.html">North Korea</a></li>
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<item><title>1.2 - And The Conjugate of Life</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2017 05:12:15 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<h1>1.2 - And The Conjugate of Life</h1>

<p>All stories in the order they appear,</p>

<ul>
<li><a href="https://twitter.com/sebling3/status/909973366316130304">IU Sucks Penis</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fox61.com/2017/09/21/goat-caught-on-camera-wandering-around-massachusetts-hotel/">Runaway Goat</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fox61.com/2017/09/21/goat-caught-on-camera-wandering-around-massachusetts-hotel/">BYU Caffiene Policy</a></li>
<li><a href="http://fox61.com/2017/09/21/goat-caught-on-camera-wandering-around-massachusetts-hotel/">Mad Pooper</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mysterious-fake-poo-thief-strikes-11215655">Stolen Poo</a></li>
<li><a href="http://indy.st/2xtiots">Rattlesnake Party Bite</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/18/551800048/flush-with-cash-swiss-toilets-mysteriously-stuffed-with-500-euro-bills">Money Toliets</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/16/opinion/sunday/jim-bakker-evangelicals.html">God Speaks</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.purdueexponent.org/campus/article_ff01cb02-9ca1-11e7-afc0-630ee580ecfe.html">White Supremacist Strike</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korea-s-kim-jong-un-calls-president-trump-frightened-n803631">The Dotard</a></li>
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<p>Thanks for listening! Now go take a nap.</p>

<p>All stories in the order they appear,</p>

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<li><a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-15-most-difficult-would-you-rather-questions-of-all-time?utm_term=.elMW2jYZv#.lx6be41Vj">Buzzfeed Would You Rather</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2017/9/14/16307226/iphone-x-taobao-faceid-help-me-cover-my-face-masks">Chinese Face Masks</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.wired.com/story/apples-faceid-could-be-a-powerful-tool-for-mass-spying/">FaceID and Mass Spying</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/09/14/Escaped-kangaroo-wandered-Wisconsin-highway/7661505417308/?utm_source=sec&amp;utm_campaign=sl&amp;utm_medium=1">Kangaroo Farm</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-41238272">Fatberg</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/09/14/Man-uses-lottery-winnings-to-buy-another-ticket-worth-500000/3181505405638/?utm_source=sec&amp;utm_campaign=sl&amp;utm_medium=10">Gambling Issues</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/09/12/550417823/-animal-rights-advocates-photographer-compromise-over-ownership-of-monkey-selfie">Monkey's Like Selfies</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/13/california-grandpa-throws-man-off-roof-to-end-hours-long-police-standoff.html">One Bad Old Man</a></li>
<li><a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/13/business/dealbook/martin-shkreli-jail.html?_r=0">Hilary Clinton's Hair</a></li>
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