Consciousness Porn

#51 - Eras End

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 18:12:00 -0000

proud of me papa?

#50 – Silence

Wed, 07 May 2025 19:44:57 -0000

~~~

#49 – Divine Instinct

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 03:42:08 -0000

We are post-cataclysm.

#48 – By the Twelve Minus Three

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 03:59:34 -0000

I human damnit I author my future to degree, by 12.3 or 3.12 if you're an American I will purge myself of US Stupidity which is R-worded. Thanks.

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Wed, 22 Jan 2025 01:23:11 -0000

#46 – Nothing to See Hear

Sun, 19 Jan 2025 18:46:40 -0000

didn't make it through the first 48 but it's been long enough

#45 – Real New Year

Sat, 18 Jan 2025 03:44:00 -0000

figuring it out

#44 – Fin y Nuevo

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 00:59:56 -0000

omg it's actually over

#43 – Cataclysmic Psychedelic Sickness

Sun, 29 Dec 2024 17:00:00 -0000

an unfortunate revival in this probably-penultimate chapter of the shitshow

#42 – Half Cataclysm

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 02:39:20 -0000

yo tryna release CP more sporadically yo putting one last barn-burner out there to stop burning you hurt my heart you woman you thank God for friends

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#41 – All Cataclysm

Sat, 17 Aug 2024 03:00:00 -0000

Aliens or what?

#40 – CKing's Great Mystery

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 05:07:19 -0000

Seeking to become the CKing. It'd be a lot easier if I just wanted to fuck all the bitches.

#39 – Enough

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 20:24:50 -0000

shamefully shameless

#38 – SCS Conception & Darkness

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 19:17:00 -0000

this field cannot be left blank

#37 – Friend, Mom, Self

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 03:05:40 -0000

We're out here

#36 – In the Office Yet Again

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 19:55:00 -0000

Flight. Concords. Leo and Namir get down to business talking and having discussions and saying things a few days before Trump and Biden supposedly do the same in the first presidential debate. 2024 hoorah.

#35 – In Person Yet Again

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 21:21:17 -0000

The guys meet in-person for the first time in over two years, convening in the zip code 60606 where they used to work together to work together on something grander – a bold exploration of non-monogamy, cuckold kingdoms, the new earth, mathematics and music.

#34 – Nothing and NowHere

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 01:55:00 -0000

Jungle time with the L&S team. Never get too shamanic bro.

#33 – Jesus was a Carpenter

Sat, 06 Apr 2024 03:37:34 -0000

Don't look at me; I'm just writing episode details while listening to No Church In The Wild

#32 – Before the U.S.A.

Sat, 24 Feb 2024 23:33:00 -0000

Vamos a ver

#31 – Before the Dark

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 19:57:03 -0000

FREEDOM! We need freedom, Warden.

Warden approaches his move to Las Vegas as the other guy approaches his move to the modern-day cave.

Yeah. Things are discussed and things are anticipated and upon things we reflect.

#30 – How to Live Forever

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 04:44:00 -0000

Jesus here we are, a new era of CP

#29 – Over

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 04:16:00 -0000

Cringe receptor burnout, change of eras, jungle girl hurricane

#28 – Light, Shadows and Creation

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 18:41:00 -0000

Selling controllers and clarifying the vision

#27 – Running on Empty

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 13:56:00 -0000

probs the last one for a while

#26 – Death, Aliens and Rebirth

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 03:32:00 -0000

Woah

#25 – 5AM-Squared Avant-Garde SOS

Sat, 20 May 2023 06:23:00 -0000

Can Namir survive Illa's 5AM break-in, being held hostage, withdrawal, the CIA and Germany all at the same time?!?

#24 – Smokewater Dieta and the Dawn of 5AM-ism

Tue, 02 May 2023 03:00:00 -0000

Namaste Ōṃ

#23 – Warden, Foghorn and the Lastish Joint

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 23:56:39 -0000

Illa once lived by a street called 27 de Abril:

https://goo.gl/maps/HuTYX9h4jE96gkVG7

Happy April 27th.

#22 – Venting about Foghorn

Sun, 16 Apr 2023 05:44:36 -0000

There's really maybe something going down here

#21 – First New Moon

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 06:11:00 -0000

The most sober podcast in the history of the universe.

#20 – Nothing

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 12:40:00 -0000

Nothing to see here, recording on this fine night of 6 March, 2023.

Everything to hear here, releasing on this fine morning of 7 March, 2023.

#19 – The New New Year

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 23:11:46 -0000

Namir and Leo talk yet again

#18 – The Last Last

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 03:33:00 -0000

OVER!

#17 – The Last End

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 23:33:00 -0000

Leo, the materialist of modernity, battles Namir, the spiritual loon.

#16 – The End

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 16:16:03 -0000

We didn't mean anything we said.

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#15 – The Dark Episode

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 12:20:00 -0000

Seriously, this episode is painfully boring

#14 – The Bottom

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 00:06:00 -0000

Fuck.

#13 – A New Direction

Sat, 02 Apr 2022 01:07:27 -0000

If you have a special occasion coming up and want to celebrate at The Aviary... DONT. Buy a bottle of vodka and black out on your bathroom floor, it'll be a more enjoyable experience. My friends and I got a prefix menu at The Library. It came with two basic cocktails and food. The cocktails were okay but nothing better than you'd get at Moneygun or The Darling or BoozeBox.

The food was criminal. Popcorn with too much truffle shaved on to make it expensive and some oysters with caviar that tasted like a big gulp of the Atlantic Ocean. All 3 of us spent THE NEXT TWO DAYS completely incapacitated by the worst food poisoning I've experienced. Certainly not what we paid for.

Want a fancy cocktail? You're in west loop, go anywhere else. Lazy Bird, BoozeBox, The Darling, Momotaro, all these places cost less and wont poison you. The hype around Alinea group is all but dead, overhyped garbage in a crowded market that is leaving them behind.

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#12 – Tales of Tobacco

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 04:11:00 -0000

First it was a brew and a bro, then it was a joint and a bro, but now all we need is a new Consciousness Porn episode with your favorite Tobacbros.

Namir returns from a 45-day stint in the Amazon jungle, during which he had 20 Ayahuasca ceremonies and 8 tobacco ceremonies. Leo weighs in on Russia's initiation of WW3, from which Bill Gates will save us.

Ignore Leo's parting advice and breathe with your diaphragm, kids.

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#11 – Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblins

Sun, 07 Nov 2021 06:20:00 -0000

AJ Rants as an Indie Folk Song

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#10 – CPMOV001

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 02:21:00 -0000

Enough is enough.

#9 – Tribalism Ad Infinitum

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 04:59:00 -0000

After over 100 days, Namir and Leo reconvene to reflect on the usual ― drugs, spiritualism and the state of this clown world. Amidst the debate over whether medical tyranny will ever end, they discuss Namir's recent move to an Ecuadorian haven for expat conspiracy theorists. They also develop the hypothesis by which breatharianism is the future (after bug-eating and veganism) and briefly solve reality. You're welcome.

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#8 – The Never-Ending Night

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 03:04:00 -0000

Episode Notes

The Great Reset is here... for Namir, who abstains from food for five days and locks himself in a pitch-black room to meditate.

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#7 – The Breatharian Journey

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 10:30:00 -0000

Episode Notes

Namir embarks on a new lifestyle of Inedia, or Breatharianism ― foregoing food to subsist off of prana (life force energy) alone, via sunlight and breathing.

From Wikipedia: It is a deadly pseudoscience, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation or dehydration. It is an established fact that humans require food and water (nutrients) to survive.

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#6 – Everything's a Scam and Nothing's Worth Wanting

Tue, 09 Mar 2021 19:11:00 -0000

Episode Notes

The Secret, Manifesting $10,000,000, Mega-Yachts, Hedonism, Winner Effect, Spiral Dynamics, Spiritualism Delusions, Nihilism.

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#5 – The Last, Last, Last Joint

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 10:22:00 -0000

Episode Notes

Texas (and its collapse), Ted Cruz, Porn, Monogamy, Western Civilization (and its collapse), Masculinity, The Singularity and Spiritual Gurus.

Speaking of spiritual gurus, Namir quits weed and all consciousness-altering substances. For real this time. Leo buys a high-tech drone-videocamera. Neither Leo nor footage recorded on his drone have any affiliation with Bill Gates or the Gates Foundation.

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#4 – Light, Shadows and Getting High

Tue, 09 Feb 2021 04:48:00 -0000

Episode Notes

Namir and Leo reconvene to discuss Namir's recent Ayahuasca retreat, the TV show Nathan For You, dominance hierarchies, the collapse of our systems, Gamestop stock madness, collective madness, and the coming evolution in consciousness.

Today, 2/8/21, marks more than just the return of Consciousness Porn. It marks the first day of a pledge of sobriety by your hosts: Namir will ingest no consciousness-altering substances for at least one year, starting today. Leo will ingest no consciousness-altering substances for at least this workweek.

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#3 – Three Wise Men

Sat, 26 Dec 2020 04:59:00 -0000

Episode Notes

Namir and Leo are joined by Darth Trader, a legendary financial guru and pro-China pundit, for the last conversation of 2020. We welcome the fifth Mayan sun and the new earth on the eve of many events: The conjunction between Jupiter and Saturn, the Christmas Star, and the return of Christ.

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#2 – The Chi-Comms are Coming

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 21:11:28 -0000

Episode Notes

Namir and Leo catch up to discuss gender, marriage, the future of dating and the present reality of dating (witches and vampires) in 2020.

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#1 – Introducing Consciousness Porn

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 10:33:27 -0000

Episode Notes

Namir Osdell and Leo Gates (no relation to Bill Gates, or to the WHO, CDC, CIA or Big Tech) welcome you to the Consciousness Porn podcast ― a chronicle of patently absurd times.

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