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<language>en-US</language><itunes:author>Kelyn, Justin, and Ethan</itunes:author>
<description><![CDATA[Cotangents: Tangentially Relevant Topics for Tangentially Relevant Listeners]]></description>
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<item><title>Fast Food Fighter Tier List</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2018 23:16:18 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:56:28</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Not actually season 2</itunes:subtitle>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>How would fast food restaurants rate on an E-sports tier list?</p>

<p>Poetry night with the Cotangents.</p>

<p>Bear Brylls teaches interns the dangers of the wild.</p>

<p>Interact with us on Facebook <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/" rel="nofollow">https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/</a> and Instagram <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey" rel="nofollow">https://www.instagram.com/hey</a><em>its</em>cotangents/.  We need human contact.</p>

<p>Thank you Izioq <a href="https://izioq.bandcamp.com/track/my-cereal-box-song" rel="nofollow">https://izioq.bandcamp.com/track/my-cereal-box-song</a> for making great music.</p>

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<item><title>Episode 11: B-movie Blitz</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 21:22:25 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Discover the unreleased library of Cotangents.</p>

<p>It's B-movie Blitz time.</p>

<p>It's time for Untackled.</p>

<p>Interact with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey_its_cotangents/">Instagram</a>.  We need human contact.</p>
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<item><title>Episode 10: Rather Low Temperature Interactive Experiences LLC</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 21:02:18 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever met Inspector Gadget's son?</p>

<p>Listen in on the brainstorming process at Rather Low Temperature Interactive Experiences LLC.</p>

<p>What would a medieval pizza be like?</p>

<p>Interact with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey_its_cotangents/">Instagram</a>.  We need human contact.</p>
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<item><title>Episode 9: Do you know the Donut Man?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 20:55:57 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Do you know the Donut Man?</p>

<p>Fast food just isn't fast enough.</p>

<p>How do animals communicate?</p>

<p>Non-verbal dissing techniques.</p>

<p>Interact with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey_its_cotangents/">Instagram</a>.  We need human contact.</p>
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<item><title>Episode 8: REDACTED</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 20:49:24 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Would our lives change if we didn't have to blink?</p>

<hr>

<p>What is the definition of a meme?</p>

<p>Just throw a little bark behind the ear.</p>

<p>Interact with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey_its_cotangents/">Instagram</a>.  We need human contact.</p>
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<item><title>Episode 7: Kill-a-Corporation</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 20:02:07 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>History is full of dumb people do dumb things.</p>

<p>Have you tried Paragon Oil?  Results may vary...</p>

<p>An intern regrets applying to be a lab assistant.</p>

<p>Why does being healthy SUCK?</p>

<p>Interact with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey_its_cotangents/">Instagram</a>.  We need human contact.</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 19:40:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Malapropisms are fun.</p>

<p>Judge Kelyn rules on Almond Milk.</p>

<p>Ethan thinks being in jail would be fun.</p>

<p>B-movies abound.</p>

<p>Interact with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey_its_cotangents/">Instagram</a>.  We need human contact.</p>

<p>Thank you <a href="https://izioq.bandcamp.com/track/my-cereal-box-song">Izioq</a> for making great music.</p>
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<item><title>Episode 5: The Rushin' Roulette</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 19:30:44 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>What are the effects of faster than light travel?</p>

<p>We love bibeo bames.</p>

<p>Listen in on the classified records of the Hero Academy evalutations.</p>

<p>Interact with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey_its_cotangents/">Instagram</a>.  We need human contact.</p>

<p>Thank you <a href="https://izioq.bandcamp.com/track/my-cereal-box-song">Izioq</a> for making great music.</p>
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<item><title>Episode 4: Underdog Lemonade</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 19:17:06 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Why are aliens jerks?</p>

<p>Kelyn reveals a list that he created long ago with a strange category.</p>

<p>Why do we wear Pajamas?</p>

<p>Real people...real life stories...stirring, dramatic accounts of hopelessness, and the absurdity that changes everything. UNTANGIFIED!</p>

<p>Interact with us on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a> and <a href="https://www.instagram.com/hey_its_cotangents/">Instagram</a>.  We need human contact.</p>

<p>Thank you <a href="https://izioq.bandcamp.com/track/my-cereal-box-song">Izioq</a> for making great music.</p>

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<item><title>Episode 3: Food.</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 18:50:26 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Chick-fil-a is a gift from God.</p>

<p>Almonds don't have nipples.</p>

<p>The Office actually occurs in the post-apocalypse.</p>

<p>How did cooking start?</p>

<p>Interact with us.  We need human contact.
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/cotangents/">Facebook</a>
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<p>Thank you <a href="https://izioq.bandcamp.com/track/my-cereal-box-song">Izioq</a> for making great music.</p>
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