Edward is a Vampire

S5:E5 – Beau Dates a Creationist

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 00:19:55 -0000

Beau Dates a Creationist
Life and Death Chapters 13–15
We spend a lot of time with our vampire/human lovers in these chapters. We break down why Edyth is... hot?? And other confessions.

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S5:E4 – Beau Is Stable

Thu, 20 May 2021 16:23:48 -0000

Beau is Stable
Life and Death Chapters 10–12
Maybe this was all a mistake... Oh and this is our 50th episode! No celebration, only disappointment.

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S5:E3 – Beau Eats Mushroom Ravioli

Thu, 13 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Beau Eats Mushroom Ravioli
Chapters 7–9
FINALLY we visit Port Angeles for iconic scenes... reimagined?

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S5:E2 – Beau Isn't Carried

Thu, 06 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Beau Isn't Carried
Life and Death Chapters 4–6
Some more iconic scenes from Twilight "reimagined" in Life and Death. Featuring a classic pod-within-a-pod.

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S5:E1 – Beau Loves Monty Python

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 04:00:00 -0000

Beau Loves Monty Python
Life and Death: Chapters 1–3
We are BACK and ready to talk about Life and Death, the OFFICIAL gender-swapped Twilight book. What a journey it has been to take us here. Class is in session as we talk about what gender really is, duuuude.

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The B In Bella Stands for Big Debate

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0000

The B In Bella Stands for Big Debate
Bonus Episode
We've read the books, now it's time to settle some scores. In this BONUS episode, a special guest moderator helps us tackle the hottest issues in Twilight.

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S4:E13 – Bella's Baby Is Horrible

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 05:17:04 -0000

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 The Movie

The FINAL Twilight movie!!! With TWO special guests for this very special episode. Do we get emo? Maybe.

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S4:E12 – Bella Will Be Missed

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Bella Will Be Missed
Chapters 37–End
It's our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY special and the end of the Twilight Saga. Wow, what a journey it has been. It's like we barely know Bella, ya know? Sad to see her go, but it's not the end yet.

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S4:E11 – Bella Celebrates Christmas

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 22:31:41 -0000

Bella Celebrates Christmas
Breaking Dawn chapters 32–35
Our penultimate original saga episode featuring special guest Amy! Our most genre-bending episode yet with some greatest hits thrown in.

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S4:E10 – Bella Shields Herself

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Bella Shields Herself
Chapters 29–31
We meet new vampire friends and rediscover things about ourselves along the way. More quizzes as we reach the finish line.

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S4:E9 – Bella Has Her Cake And Eats It Too

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Bella Has Her Cake And Eats It Too
Chapters 25–27
Wow we can almost see the end. Too bad this creepy baby has taken up all the air in the room. Board game! Party? Lots happening this week.

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S4:E8 – Bella Never Suffers feat. Christen Stuart

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Bella Never Suffers feat. Christen Stuart
Chapters 22–24
We are back and on a new day! Thursdays are the new Tuesdays according to vampires. Bella continues motherhood and homeownership.

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S4:E7 – Bella Is A Vampire

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Bella Is A Vampire
Breaking Dawn Chapters 19–21
It finally happened! Just in time for Christmas, Bella is a vampire! About time, too. Topics of discussion include UV light, dust, and favorite trees.

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S4:E6 – Bella Releases Her Sex Tape (Part 1)

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 01:52:06 -0000

Bella Releases Her Sex Tape (Part 1)
Breaking Dawn The Movie: Part 1
A confusing holiday(?) episode where we talk about Breaking Dawn Part 1 with resident movie expert Ben! We've been broken so much... almost at the end of this...

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S4:E5 – Bella Is Not Lizzie

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Bella Is Not Lizzie
Chapters 15–18
This episode... goes places. Stick through it for the wildest turn podcasting has ever taken.

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S4:E4 – Bella Loves Blood

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 14:23:00 -0000

Bella Loves Blood
Chapters 12–14
We really rode a high the last two weeks and suddenly we're back in standard Twilight fair. It's not all rough, though. Star Wars! Honda! Memes!

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S4:E3 – Bella Is A Rental Movie

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Bella's a Rental Movie
Chapters 8–11
The mania continues as we enter Jacob Black's mind. And it's a scary place full of indecent thoughts. We were warned about these chapters, but oh boy is is a good one.

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S4:E2 – Bella Gets Down and Dirty

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 06:08:33 -0000

Bella Gets Down and Dirty
Chapters 5–7
This! Is! It! Bella and Edward go on their honeymoon and it is just as horny as you'd imagine. Our full support is behind these chapters. Special guest joins us on this Election Day edition of the pod.

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S4:E1 – Bella Ties The Knot

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 02:06:48 -0000

Bella Ties The Knot
Chapters 1–4
A new book brings new opportunities for Bella. Like being married and stuff. Classic Bella!

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S3:E10 – Bella Isn't In This One

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Isn't In This One
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
Did you know Steph wrote a tiny little book about a tiny little character? We did! And the reviews are in!

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S3:E9 – Bella Gets Wigged

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 21:32:57 -0000

Bella Gets Wigged
Eclipse: The Movie
The movie ep with our good pal Ben! Wow Hollywood did a number to ol' Bella...

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S3:E8 – Bella Beats Up A Baby

Tue, 29 Sep 2020 21:42:21 -0000

Bella Beats Up A Baby
Chapters 24-End
We did it, folks. The end of Eclipse. And what an ending it was... also pop culture news!

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S3:E7 – Bella Is Killing Us Slowly

Tue, 22 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Is Killing Us Slowly
Chapters 20–23
We say this a lot, but y'all... this one was truly a crazy one. This book keeps on throwing us curveballs. Hot and heavy ep with lots of accent work.

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S3:E6 – Bella Graduates Without Honors

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 04:22:01 -0000

Bella Graduates Without Honors
Eclipse Chapters 16–19
A big moment for Bella and her pals, and a great return to form. The ends of these books? Better than the middle!

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S3:E5 – Bella's Mom RSVP'd "No"

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella's Mom RSVP'd "No"
Chapters 13–15
Content warning: Brief content warning at the top. We talk about it all episode long, so you may want to skip after the warning.

Jasper spins a southern gothic yarn while two boys are condemned to the dirt where they belong.

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S3:E4 – Bella's Boyfriends Get Along

Tue, 25 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella's Boyfriends Get Along
Chapters 10–12
Edward shows... growth? Jacob definitely does not. Chris doesn't do all his homework.

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S3:E3 – Bella Is Controversial

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Is Controversial
Chapters 7–9
Content warning: Brief content warning at the top. You can skip the episode or we tell you when to skip ahead mid-episode.
With a special guest! Three wild chapters with wildly different tones. Will this be our last episode before Steph locks us up? Listen to find out.

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S3:E2 – Bella Gets Her Groove Back

Tue, 11 Aug 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Gets Her Groove Back
Chapters 4–6
The boy rage continues as Bella stands up for herself. Great girl time. More #deep #analysis.

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S3:E1 – Bella Is Bad At Boundaries

Tue, 28 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Is Bad At Boundaries
Chapters 1–3
Wowzers here we are in book 3 already. What a journey. Can we continue? It's as hot as Mount Doom in here.

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S2:E10 – Bella Bought Her Truck On Ebay

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Bought Her Car On Ebay
The Twihard Episode
We take the pod on the (virtual) road to discuss Twilight with a true fan and a hardboiled investigative reporter in our bravest episode of the podcast yet.

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S2:E9 – Bella Touches Her Face

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Touches Her Face
Twilight: New Moon the Movie
We've made it to the end of the second book, so time for the movie! Our good friend Ben joins us again to discuss this mess of a #film.

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S2:E8 – Bella Runs for Office

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Runs for Office
Chapters 22-24
An end to an era. By that we mean this long, long book. What will happen to our favorite couple? Only a group vote can tell.

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S2:E7 – Bella Flies First Class

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Flies First Class
New Moon Chapters 19-21
Ain't it crazy how time flies by? We're almost at the end of season 2! Speaking of flying, Bella goes on a trip with her BFF Alice! We meet some onion heads. Topics of discussion include onion heads and Kevin Bacon.

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S2:E6 – Bella's Still Kickin'

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 04:15:28 -0000

Bella's Still Kickin'
Chapters 16-18
A return to form this episode with classic characters and love triangles. Stephanie tries again at an allusion. We imagine the world's saddest slumber party and give you our top tips!

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S2:E5 – Bella, Stop Being Rude

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella, Stop Being Rude
Chapters 13–15
These chapters, to be honest, kinda sucked. We finally get a professional diagnosis for Bella. We give our biggest take yet!

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S2:E4 – Bella Might Be Dumb

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 15:32:13 -0000

Bella Might Be Dumb
Chapters 10–12
It's tough growing up, and Bella thinks she's doing a lot of it. Puberty is hard on everyone. We love a beach read!

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S2:E3 – Bella Is Horrible To Behold

Tue, 12 May 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Maggie is sick, but the pod continues with a special guest co-host! Bella's relationship with Taylor continues and we agree nobody is making good choices. Quality anti-Mike content, though.

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S2:E2 – Bella Loves Binaries

Tue, 05 May 2020 04:24:10 -0000

A special guest joins Maggie and Chris as we enter New Moon proper. Turns out we may have spoken too soon, because this book is... still a Twilight book. Jacob enters and smiles a lot.

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S2:E1 – Bella Still Hates Mike

Tue, 28 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Still Hates Mike
Chapters 1-3
New book, same pod! Season 2 begins with a banger. Wow is this book better? Glad some thing stay the same: we love Charlie, Bella hates Mike, and Edward does some manipulative nonsense.

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S1:E10 – Bella Contains Multitudes

Tue, 21 Apr 2020 21:30:00 -0000

Bella Contains Multitudes
Twilight Fan Fiction
We do the unthinkable: talk about Twilight fan fiction. We even write our own. What have we become? What have we one?

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Bonus: Bella Stars in a Film

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Stars in a Film
Twilight Movie Commentary
Bonus ep! Listen along to Twilight with us for our live reactions to this iconiqe film. Just hit play on the movie and the pod and it's like you're there with us.

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S1:E9 – Bella Is Lili Reinhart

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella is Lili Reinhart
Twilight the Movie
Oh boy! This is the episode we've been waiting for. What a F I L M. Our great friend Ben joins us to talk about this seminal YA film.

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S1:E8 – Bella Is Tougher Than We Thought

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella is Tougher Than We Thought
Chapters 22–24 + Epilogue
We've done the impossible: we've reached the end of Twilight. Bella faces an evil threat, romance blooms, and we reflect on the friends we made along the way.

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S1:E7 – Bella Is A Tree

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Is A Tree
Chapters 19–21
We go bananas this episode as we realize we're so close to the end of book one. Bella and Charlie have their biggest (fake) fight yet. Alice and Jasper emerge as the best characters. Boys do boy stuff, like murder!

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S1:E6 – Bella Gets to First Base

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Bella Gets to First Base
Chapters 16–18
The Siblings Ep™️. The Baseball Ep™️. Maggie and Chris make a BIG discovery late in the episode, so stayed tuned til the end.

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S1:E5 – Bella Is Scrambled

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Is Scrambled
Chapters 13–15
It's our longest ep yet and oh boy do we have things to talk about! Mostly, is Edward... A bad boyfriend? Spoiler: yes. But listen. It's good.

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S1:E4 – Bella Is Hot?

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 04:00:00 -0000

Bella Is Hot?
Chapters 10–12
Romance is in the air and we discuss what is most important: who is hot and who is not. Big showing for our favorite ships in this one. Edward and Bella play a horrible game of 20 Questions.

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S1:E3 – Bella Hates Mike

Tue, 03 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Bell Hates Mike
Chapters 7–9
We boot up our preferred search engine! Day trip and an Italian dinner date! Car Talk! Edward... is... a... vampire.

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S1:E2 – Bella Straps It On

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 05:01:02 -0000

Bella Straps it On
Chapters 4–6
Teens! Queer theory! Blood lore! Lots to discuss with our special guest Carlee Green!

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S1:E1 – Bella Loves the Sun

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 05:55:34 -0000

Bella Loves the Sun
Chapters 1–3
Our Twilight journey has begun! Bella moves from Phoenix to Forks, Washington. There are hot 30-year-olds at school. Teen drama begins.

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We're Reading Twilight! (Trailer)

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 19:32:23 -0000

Episode Notes

Season 1 Trailer

Welcome to Edward is a Vampire! Every week we'll be reading and discussing chapters from book one of Twilight, rediscovering every weird little detail we forgot about over the years.

Be sure to subscribe now to never miss an episode! You won't regret it. You may even... read Twilight again.

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