Evan Diem's Joke Doctor

S2E73 - "I Regretted My Early Garlic Behavior"

Wed, 10 Jun 2026 11:00:00 -0000

We speak EXTENSIVELY about Sex and the City 2, one of the worst + longest movies we've ever reviewed on this show.

Bonus episode every thursday at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

Send us snippets of poetry to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

S2E72 - "Ol' Louie the Bug Boiler"

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 05:00:00 -0000

We finally, and thoroughly, review the Quiz with Balls! And share jokes for kids with all you raw milk enjoyers.

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New Patreon Bonus Episodes every Thursday at least! Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

S2E71 - "Cute Vicious Superdino"

Wed, 27 May 2026 19:07:00 -0000

Huge comedy news this week! License plates and house hunt and bumper stickers. Help us design bumper stickers! Email your ideas to EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

And announcing WEEKLY bonus episodes. It's the best time EVER to sign up to Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

S2E70 - "Modern Day Yoko Ono"

Wed, 20 May 2026 15:16:04 -0000

We've done TWO HUNDRED of these and it's no big deal actually. Thank you for being here and supporting and listening most or even every week!!

Sarah started a Substack so if you want to hit or read their poetry/essays sign up now!

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S2E69 - "Brap-Brap Pew-Pew Fresh Poetic Voices"

Tue, 12 May 2026 15:06:00 -0000

Seinfeld in the modern day? A monster buddy roommate TV show? An emotional villain/hero scene? All this and more.

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S2E68 - "Soap: It'll Clean You!"

Tue, 05 May 2026 23:00:00 -0000

POV: You're listening to a podcast and one of the members is afraid to pee the bed despite never doing it, and one of them has heard of a bunch of old men despite not being one (yet.

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S2E67 - "Let's Go Back To These Worms"

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 21:30:00 -0000

We're back to dissecting worms, and giving a huge important comedic lifestyle update for one of our hosts. And the Venmo offer is still available if you email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S2E66 - "Disney's Cannibeas and Herb"

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 20:25:31 -0000

We have never experienced being high or near weed for very long but we LOVE funny numbers so here's our 420 Blaze it episode!!

Listen all the way to the end to know what special thing to email us for a prize! EDJDpodcast@gmail.com

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S2E65 - "Orphanage Near Me"

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 17:50:00 -0000

Mary Poppins purists will not like this one, neither will fans of Donald Trump but that's pretty much true about all of these episodes.

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S2E64 - "Tiptoeing in my Homers"

Wed, 08 Apr 2026 18:30:00 -0000

We're all about finding a home and finding The Homers. If you have a real estate agent who can help us find some Homers, let us know.

Email us an F for Evan not having a house yet to EDJDpodcast@gmail.com

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S2E63 - "Booty Drop and Roll"

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 23:26:00 -0000

We FINALLY mourn Chuck Norris' jokes and how sort of repetitive and formulaic they are. Also there was 12 minutes of venting about driving in traffic that was removed from this episode and I just wanna be clear you're not missing anything.

Email us your favorite Chuck Norris jokes but with a different figure to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S2E62 - "Suture a Soup Dumpling"

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 01:10:00 -0000

Our first post-vasectomy episode and let's just say the structure got a little wacky this time. If you like Chuck Norris facts, wait for next time I guess because we talked for SO long about Mother

https://www.instagram.com/rabeya.khat/

Also here's the fries/pasta video Evan references: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWMHpyqCko5/

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S2E61 - "Aesop Rock-y and Bullwinkle"

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 04:20:00 -0000

Evan's last episode before his vasectomy and it's really not that big of a deal. We read the last half of the rejected license plates for NYS.

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S2E60 - "New Hummer with a Cucumber"

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 01:25:00 -0000

Become the machine on YourAISlopBores.me which Sarah and Evan have been loving. Also should Sarah start a reaction youtube channel for building demolitions? Would you watch that?

If you do, send us emails at EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S2E59 - N1CERACK, FTHMKIDS, WETF4RT

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 06:25:00 -0000

Evan scoured the 2025 rejected NYS license plates and brings us the best near-misses you won't see on the street in the coming year. Also, whales aren't fish which is something almost all of us knew.

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S2E58 - "Hurt-To-Carry-Ya"

Wed, 25 Feb 2026 16:39:00 -0000

We talk about new scoochie boochie and also new slang but not the song by the shins, just what the kids are into.

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S2E57 - "You Can't Undo A Child"

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 01:00:00 -0000

You can't undo a child! So don't make them a habit! But Sarah will delete a dog if it pees in their house.

Also listen to Evan's new single:

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S2E56 - "In That Moment I Swear We Were Idiots"

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 01:00:00 -0000

We get really chatty here partially because of our new obsession: NYT Crossplay. But we introduce a new segment for which we put our advanced understanding of queerness and gender to the side for a few minutes. So you know, we're really libbing out here.

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S2E55 - "Rubber Belly Barbie"

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 20:15:00 -0000

First of all, we don't wanna see your baby until it's out of you. Second, are there things you wanna eat but you can't eat them because they're not food even tho they look delicious?

Write in: EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S2E54 - "I'm A Pickle"

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000

We finally cracked the code on the perfect joke structure. Also, we figured out what politicians should REALLY be doing.

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S2E53 - "Is Comedy Even Good?"

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 23:30:00 -0000

Sorry this is a long one, we were just having such a good time recapping a bewildering open mic comedy experience we witnessed (and one very very big highlight). Also please email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com with ideas for basketball players if they were babies.

Also if you get to the hour mark we do talk about cadavers so if you don't like that kind of chat, just a heads up.

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S2E52 - "Why Don't We Use This Rock?"

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 16:00:00 -0000

What's up Bip Nation there's a new update and you're gonna need to get it in order to understand all of our dope Bippy references. Also doctor's orders: please don't let your kids hit their heads really hard more than twice.

Send us which one is your favorite to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S2E51 - "Never A Miscommunication"

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 05:20:00 -0000

We talk about media that people haven't thought about in a while, namely Bill O'Reilly and the youtube channel AVByte.

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S2E50 - "The Sperm Episode"

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 05:01:00 -0000

Weoeahh blllp for listening and joining us on this journey for another year. We talk about DNA and exploding whales and play a new game!

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S2E49 - "The Milk Thing"

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 17:05:00 -0000

It's a Christmas episode! Finally we're in the spirit or whatever. Also if you want a bespoke, cassette tape recording of an episode of Evan Diem's Joke Doctor, email us at EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com. Bidding starts at 200 US dollars.

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S2E48 - "I On Beam"

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 22:35:00 -0000

Evan is 31 years old and he saw Scoochie Boochie in real life! However, he did not know what either of those things were like at time of recording this episode.

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S2E46 - "The Blue Hair Comedy Tour"

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 22:24:00 -0000

We're talking even MORE about southern comedy from the early 2000s but we're basically out of stuff to say on the subject of Larry the Cable Guy. But that means Jeff Foxworthy, you're the focus now. Watch out.

Also, send ideas for prank calls and phone numbers of people we should prank to EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S2E45 - "Madder Than a Furry at a Backed-Up Dry Cleaner"

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 02:30:00 -0000

Happy Thanksgiving from the foremost unproblematic Larry the Cable Guy reviewers in the modern comedy space. Email us your thoughts on Donkey vs Monkey vs Turkey to EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S2E44 - "Mercury Retrograde Is IN"

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 05:20:00 -0000

We're back with some hard-hitting jokes about President Bill Clinton and you'll never believe how many decades old they are even though they still hit. Also diversity is in again.

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S2E43 - "All The Laundry Was Jeans"

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 00:54:00 -0000

Today we're reading from a Prairie Home Companion Joke Book, and they really TRULY know what their vibe is. A lot of HUMOR today more than comedy, especially with some selected readings from John F Kennedy.

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S2E42 - "The Uncler"

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 16:40:00 -0000

Honestly we recorded for like an hour and had so many COMPLETELY unrelated tangents, this is our most cut down episode perhaps ever. But the hits are all in.

But you can listen to our chat about baseball on Patreon.com/JokeDoctor

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S2E41 - "Runny Nosferatu"

Tue, 28 Oct 2025 22:25:00 -0000

Extra long reviews and news today folks, there's just so much comedy out there!

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S2E40 - "Repelicans vs Democrabs"

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 16:30:00 -0000

This is the podcast for you if Sabrina Carpenter is great, physically, for you. (But not in the weird way, of course).

Please sound off in our email (EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com) if you're a Repelican or a Democrab!

Also, maybe some day get a flashdrive of our entire catalogue on a flash drive at Patreon.com/JokeDoctor!

S2E39 - "Jesus Took The Wiimote"

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 21:20:00 -0000

If you're a real gasbag or smellfungus, we're going to shape up that milksoppy behavior as long as you're not too humbug and flibbertyjibbit to pay attention. Also, Evan cracks open the case for cancelling Twilight.

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S2E38 - "All The Jelly Has Been Sucked"

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 04:15:00 -0000

Don't tell anyone, but we watched comedy! The comedians we mentioned were @mikepeterscomedian, @ginishglenn, @enckcomedy, @alanmoreaucomedy. Don't tell them we talked about them tho.

If you're one of those people, email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com. Tell us your thoughts on our thoughts.

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S2E37 - "If All Your Friends Were Eating a Bridge..."

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 02:43:00 -0000

Happy International Podcast Day! Tell your friends about this podcast and then say "no I swear it is actually good tho."

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S2E36 - "Beautiful and...Extra Beautiful"

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 21:00:00 -0000

This podcast is for people who think children should be kept safe and birds are so disgusting. If that's you, you've found the right place.

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S2E35 - "Sister Approved"

Tue, 16 Sep 2025 23:25:00 -0000

We maybe get carried away talking about goat yoga for longer than absolutely necessary, but we also put a lot of effort into a serious review of the film "Honey Don't." Also, if you think you can beat Evan at guessing punchlines, this is gonna be a high challenge rating episode for you.

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S2E34 - "Big Red Mistake"

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 18:33:22 -0000

Do you think Insane Clown Posse would like this podcast? I don't, and I also hope not. Sarah does a flawless 11-year-old Jerry Seinfeld monologue and we imbibe some really bonkers soda pops. Give Sarah money for their birthday on venmo: @Ssali98

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S2E33 - "Different Echelon of Grown-Up"

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 04:53:00 -0000

One of our most educational episodes ever I think. We get really fascinated by belly buttons, cults, pulp, and planetary rings. Also, debuting a new character: a fire and brimstone pastor who is clearly upset with his ex girlfriend.

Go stream my album More to Read that came out 5 years ago!

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S2E32 - "We Are In A Meme Recession"

Tue, 26 Aug 2025 04:01:00 -0000

We were gonna review another Free Daps special but instead we talked about the meme recession and how Zendaya is Meechee couldn't have been made in 2025 (for many reasons one of which we don't cover.)

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S2E31 - "Bread on the hook, we're catching a duck"

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 16:01:00 -0000

Evan comes out at the first TikTok content creator to ever do stand up comedy.

Sign up to Patreon.com/JokeDoctor to watch his full set AND listen to the unedited bracket tournament for what we're going to submit as the new name for the Syracuse Mets.

Email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com what you think the TV show "Beauty and the Geek" is about.

Also listen to this playlist for context on the Low Ceilings diss track Evan did for his friend's birthday: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0CulkuqFcGL4EcjaXJyQrG?si=7feb181a69d24b61

S2E30 - "Texting & Driving Strategies"

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 14:00:00 -0000

Somehow this episode ending up being surprisingly pro-situational ableism and pro-texting-and-driving and we don't quite know how that happened. Also we watched The Naked Gun (2025) and it was very very good. Also Sarah has a sinus infection so please excuse any sniffs I missed removing.

S2E29 - "Harry Scotchegg"

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 04:30:00 -0000

We dip into the Seinfeld Chronicles to uproariously hilarious effect I'm sure.

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S2E28 - "I've Got Somebodies At Home"

Tue, 29 Jul 2025 16:30:00 -0000

Thanks to my mom for bringing up baseball butts, as always. Also, new segment just dropped with a new jingle, so that's fun.

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S2E27 - "Eat Me, Big Boy"

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 01:20:00 -0000

We apologize for discussing the romantic undertones between Bee and Human Woman in Bee Movie. We kind of got carried away, but not in regards to the undertones, just on Bee Movie in general.

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S2E26 - "Peculiar Alfred"

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 21:40:00 -0000

Evan recaps his pilgrimage to Alfred. Also, thanks to Susan for answering some questions about Evan as a baby! Email us EDJDPodcast@gmail.com to ask Evan's mom questions about him as a child.

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S2E25 - "Dad Heaven"

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 08:20:00 -0000

R.I.P. Toby Keith I guess?? Idk but Sarah saw John Mulaney live and we have proof! Also Sarah deviates from the Clean Jokes subreddit and we get slightly more dirty than usual. And Evan parodies one of his own songs.

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S2E24 - "Espresto!"

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 18:26:00 -0000

Please donate today because anything helps save Sarah from Teenage Onset Screamulouses. Also, thanks again to Meatball and Toast for helping us out on this episode.

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S2E23 - The Meatball Episode

Tue, 24 Jun 2025 19:32:00 -0000

This is a sister heavy episode, and for unrelated reasons is somewhat abbreviated because we had to do two episodes in one day on the hottest day of the year so far.

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S2E22 - "Caked Up Badonkadonkey"

Tue, 17 Jun 2025 18:00:00 -0000

We teach you all about the existence of smoked salmon, Evan recaps his experience co-hosting a variety show, and Sarah invents the next new sensational ad campaign.

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S2E21 - "I Don't Care About Your Dog"

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 04:01:00 -0000

Evan's on an island so wpe're bringing bonus episode chatter energy to this one. We didn't wanna prep anything so we just did segments. Also because we wanted to do a shorter episode but... uh that didn't quite happen.

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S2E20 - "Turn Down Farquaad!!"

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 20:00:00 -0000

We do talk a little bit about medical cadavers from 14:30-17:40 just so you know you FREAKS. Also please subscribe to the Patreon to get the full context on the Grandmother in the Tree story.

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S2E19 - "That's His Finger Hat"

Wed, 28 May 2025 15:00:00 -0000

We're back! Sarah returns from Disney with all the details as we try not to swear and secure a Dentist Sponsorship.

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S2E18 - "I Understand Now"

Tue, 13 May 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Thanks to any dentist/dental hygienists who might be listening. No episode next week but to make up for it we talk extensively about Evan Diem TikToks that his dad might like and we really truly improve a couple jokes.

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S2E17 - "I Wish I Were Icecream!"

Tue, 06 May 2025 04:20:00 -0000

It's Star Wars Day, kind of kind of.

Also, we watched an improv rap comedy special hosted by Jordan Keyes that you should watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lACY-eV_FJY

Email us license plates and bumper stickers: EDJDPodcast@gmail.com Also we need a new "we finish each other's...sandwiches" give us ideas.

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S2E16 - "Flushes to Flush, Bowl to Bowl"

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 02:00:00 -0000

A short break to fix one of Sarah's eyeballs, also tangents about Facebook marketplace, ranch goldfish, and BBQ accents. Plus a New Jingle!

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Benny Feldman videos mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5uFuza9-k&t=192s

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S2E15 - "Men and People"

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 23:30:00 -0000

(Accidentally uploaded this as the bonus episode we recorded this week but now it's fixed) We discuss our favorite Spongebob rapper and we look forward to key lime pie cheesecake.

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S2E14 - "Lynn Harris Reach Out, Please"

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 21:30:00 -0000

We teach you how to be family friendly but other than that it's business as usual. By which I mean, two DIFFERENT tangents about eggs. Also happy birthday to the Lynn not mentioned in the title of the episode.

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S2E13 - "A Baby Carrot is Kind of an Abomination"

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 22:10:00 -0000

What's up Bip Nation, say thank you @Scribbli.Christi for our new cover art! And always thank you for bippy. Also we uncover a shocking truth about baby carrots and learn nothing about trombones.

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S1E165 - Lasagna - Sarah Ali's Webchef

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 06:10:00 -0000

This week, as usual, we dip into Webkinz cookbook and bring you a simple, three ingredient lasagna recipe inspired by Sarah's childhood on the farm. Email us at SAWC@gmail.com and sign up for bonus cooking content at Patreon.com/WebChef

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S2E12 - "What About the Horse is Stinky?"

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Hi Bip Nation! We have some big surprises from podcast faves; also if you want to listen to us discuss The Looney Tunes movie "The Day The Earth Blew Up" follow us on Patreon.com/JokeDoctor.

We got a great joke in our email (EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com) but we'd love for you to at least send us your fortune cookies if you don't have a great joke!

S2E11 - "Deleted Some Boat Information"

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 02:20:00 -0000

We recap an impromptu Nerf gun war and unfortunately one of the best jokes we made this recording day actually happened during our pre-episode chat which we released as a bonus episode at

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S2E10 - "Sir, You Got A Round Daughter"

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 23:45:00 -0000

We FINALLY talk about the self-proclaimed best rapper in the United States: Scoochie Boochie. Also we discuss idioms and then like 30 minutes later we crack the code on them.

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S2E9 - "Were We Problematic In That Moment?"

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 00:40:00 -0000

Let me check out your kaleidoscope!

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S2E8 - "In Bleedia Res"

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Hell Yep! Please clap for this episode and send us your thoughts on the characters of the seinfeld main cast and what 4 other things they map to. Also start watching Jake Christie's The Museum of Twitter here (https://www.youtube.com/@museumoftwitter). Tell him that the Joke Doctor sent ya.

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S2E7 - "I Love When People Are Tall"

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 06:00:00 -0000

Create the conditions for a storm and expect it not to rain. There, I wrote it down for you. Happy? We intentionally recorded on a Tuesday for the first time...maybe ever?

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S2E6 - "Crabambulation"

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 19:00:00 -0000

CW: ASMR, Bestiality, Things Our Moms Don't Wanna Hear. Also we talk about comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates.

Editor note: Proud Mary is originally by Creedence Clearwater Revival, covered by Tina Turner.

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S2E5 - "King Prawn of the Jumbo Shrimpdom" (Interview with Elmo)

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 20:20:00 -0000

We've got a guest in the studio today! It's Elmo from Sesame Street! The interview went kind of off the rails almost immediately but it's golden audio so you know we kept it alllll in.

Also email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com if you can think of a movie that went from high quality original to low quality sequel at a more astounding rate than Mask and Son of Mask.

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S2E4 - "He's Mr. Buttercup, Not My Dad"

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 18:23:00 -0000

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S2E3 - "Astaghfirullah, Brian!"

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 23:30:00 -0000

TikTok got banned and the unbanned, and we don't even really talk about it. This was one of the latest-in-the-day recordings we've ever done so get ready for some night time energy.

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S2E2 - "TSA Flagged Me For My Lasagna"

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 05:01:00 -0000

Sarah didn't even get to go home after the airport before recording this podcast so show some love in the email EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com Also let us know if you want a new nickname!

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S2E1 - "WWE Raw Patty Smasher"

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 02:35:00 -0000

Welcome to season two!! Hope you like the new music! Let us know what else you want us to change moving forward! Thanks <3 We love your support.

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S1E130 - New Year's Eve Special!!

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 22:38:00 -0000

Thank you to Kal, Tosh, Geoff, Abby, Sam, Mike, and of course Sarah for being the audience for my gratuitously self-indulgent birthday recording which serves as our NYE special. Start playing this at 11:22:50 and you will hear us sing Auld Lang Syne when the clock strikes midnight.

S1E129 - "Grandma Got Exploded By A Reindeer"

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 01:15:00 -0000

[CW: SA discussion (no explicit descriptions) 16:15 - 27:50]

Merry Christmas! It's our Christmas episode!! Enjoy all these Santa and such themed jokes. OH YEAH ALSO we talk about the Brian Jordan Alvarez allegations soooo yeah that's festive too I guess.

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S1E128 - "Fiscally Responsible Findom"

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 18:49:00 -0000

There is no editing mistake in this episode, just trust me.

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S1E127 - @Wandering_Kermit

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 19:00:00 -0000

Make sure you're following Sarah's Kermit IG: https://www.instagram.com/wandering_kermit/

And get your bippy stickers! https://www.etsy.com/shop/Dairyfreerice?listing_id=1789019756&from_page=listing

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S1E126 - "To Infinity and Beyoncé"

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 21:20:00 -0000

We talk about Don't Stop I'm About To Jazz AGAIN, also Evan is a ghostwriter??? Plus! My Cousin Vinny! All this and more.

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S1E125 - "What's Your Sexiest Dog?"

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 22:40:00 -0000

What's the sexiest lamp? Or dog? Email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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EvanDiem.com

S1E124 - "Stardew Plantation"

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000

We've got a NEW JINGLE that I've been thinking about making for some time. The tiktoks I referenced are made by @GyalisInParis.

Email us your thoughts on stardew valley or whatever idk EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S1E123 - "Baby Medium Legs"

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 22:24:49 -0000

Sorry about the election :/

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S1E122 - "McDonald's George McGovern Meal"

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 17:09:16 -0000

We discuss the very real effect that SNL appearances has on presidential candidates. Make sure to vote today by the following rule: If you're gonna vote, do it for the right people. If you're not gonna vote, do it for the right reasons.

Email us who you voted for and your deepest held political beliefs to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S1E121 - "Are You a Loopy Two or a Square Egg? Take Our Quiz!"

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 20:33:33 -0000

Okay there isn't actually a quiz...yet! Also we discuss the importance of comedy in politics in this one specific instance of it being done absolutely horrendously.

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S1E120 - "Girldad Boywife"

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 16:01:00 -0000

We discuss not only our favorite TV shows but also a movie that was OK. Go see Saturday Night but only if you have time to watch the actual show it's about right afterwards.

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S1E119 - "Dolly Parton Album Cover"

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 16:01:00 -0000

If you are expecting joke analysis on this episode, strap in for some of that and a whole lot of just Other Stuff. But it's fine because in the club we are all family.

S1E118 - "Fish Is Killer"

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 04:01:00 -0000

Would you have ever guessed that Evan was a theatre kid? Well, the proof is in the comedy reviews. His first EVER theatrical performance caught on tape. And we get to hear about how dreadful it was for him to hear about it.

Email us about your first theatre performances at EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S1E117 - "EvanDiem.com"

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 04:01:00 -0000

This one is a week late because I edited it on a train with no wifi and then forgot that I never uploaded it. Anywayyyyy, do you like "13 Going On 30" with the woman I accidentally call Jessica Garner? Tell us why because we don't get it. Also leave Evan a testimonial at EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com and it'll end up on EvanDiem.com!

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S1E116 - "Sourcream, Jr."

Tue, 17 Sep 2024 13:20:00 -0000

We went down a medical papers rabbit hole before recording and so are doing medical jokes. Also we went to a live JackBox game and that was a wild experience so we talk about it.

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S1E115 - "Bart Dad Says Bart Dad"

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 04:14:00 -0000

Happy Birthday Sarah! Our friend Hope is in the building!

Send an email to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com to wish them a happy birthday and win your city a very special Evan Diem shoutout!

S1E114 - "Like A Sculpted J.D. Vance"

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 16:03:00 -0000

We speak extensively about Fancy Like by Walker Hayes and our opinion may surprise you.

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S1E113 - "I Got Toes But I'm Not A Toaster"

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 20:40:00 -0000

Watch the Free Daps special + commentary here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeM7TkYh3JQ

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S1E112 - "Gashapon Bikini"

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 16:56:14 -0000

We discuss the legacy that the spoken word has throughout human history, focusing on the Freemium In-App Purchase Storytelling app PocketFM. This is not an ad, we REALLY don't want you to pay for it or give them any money in any way.

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S1E111 - "Buying Ketamine For Shania Twain"

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 14:00:00 -0000

We once again spend a lot of time talking about Yung Gravy but this time it's intentional.

Send us your feelings on Yung Gravy to EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S1E110 - "yup!"

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 04:01:00 -0000

An ice cream inspired speed pod recorded simultaneously early and late where we learn a fascinating tidbit of information regarding Bugs Bunny and carrots.

Email us just like...anything EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S1E109 - "Woke Weird Al"

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 04:02:00 -0000

An episode that mostly features actually, genuinely good jokes to workshop. We discuss some important Weird Al updates and discourse.

Email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com any parody ideas or cool license plates you've seen.

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S1E108 - "Coffee Storing Up Brand New Gay Happened Already Bacteria White People"

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Probably our longest episode from time we started recording to time we ended recording but in a completely different way than expected. We do space jokes so I guess it makes sense there was a lot of space in the middle.

Let me be the first to say that when I said "Lifehouse" I meant "Switchfoot" so don't email me about that. But you can email us anything to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S1E107 - "Pandaloons"

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 05:15:45 -0000

We cover the biggest news story of last week, you know which one. Also the battle rap clip is from Levi vs TR4 hosted on Ruin Your Day.

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S1E106 - "Jacklinks Browne"

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 04:06:55 -0000

This episode contains, I'm pretty sure, the worst joke we've ever had on this podcast. And a dramatic reading because we can't find anything new or interesting comedy to talk about.

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S1E105 - "Circlejokin' It... Like The Beatles"

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 04:20:00 -0000

A real tummy rumbler of an episode featuring the first ever Beatles impression on this podcast (probably).

Email us EDJDPodcast@gmail.com if you can think of any Ancient Grease jokes or Portuguese bird jokes.

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S1E104 - "WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 04:19:00 -0000

If you like Sarah's Talking Podcast please send an email convincing them to start recording and releasing that. 1Thank you for everyone who has joined Bippy Nation so far. If you've joined us tell us what convinced you, or you want to pick someone's mom (you know): EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S1E103 - "Rise Up Bippy Nation"

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 21:59:08 -0000

Please join us in respecting our new Bippy Overlord.

Email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com with that one specific request I gave you and also if you downloaded Bippy.

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S1E102 - Weeble Wobble Jackass

Tue, 11 Jun 2024 04:01:00 -0000

Happy Pride Month to you, you know who we mean. I just hope I don't fuck up this episode like I did last time I was on an island without my computer for a week.

Email us if I fucked up EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S1E101 - "Only Know You Love Her When You Let Her Cook"

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 19:58:40 -0000

We explain wtf happened last week, and we talk about Stormy Daniels news as well as Evan's next big gig.

Email us at EDJDPodcast@gmail.com if you have a good Let Him Cook Frozen parody idea.

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S1E100 - 100th Episode Spectacular (Garfield watch/Olive Garden review/The Fuckposting Podcast)

Tue, 28 May 2024 01:23:39 -0000

We see Garfield (2024), we eat at Olive Garden (cw: some chewing sounds), and we try out a new format [26:07].

Email us your thoughts on whatever this was to EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S1E99 - "I'm Autistic...My New Excuse"

Thu, 23 May 2024 04:45:00 -0000

Did you sponsor this episode? We'll find out eventually. We watched UHF, Weird Al's magnum opus (arguably).

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S1E98 - "Behind The Boobs"

Wed, 15 May 2024 17:20:00 -0000

Night juice podcast, we talk extensively about mice and that's basically it.

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S1E97 - "Repeat Offender of Endless Shrimp"

Thu, 09 May 2024 01:28:54 -0000

We went back for more dozens of shrimp. We also talk about "Adam, Check Please" by Owl City which is not a comedy song but is morbidly funny.

Email me about what I should do with my baby teeth: EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com

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S1E96 - "Hambarker"

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 04:01:00 -0000

Garfield really makes us reconsider our dating life.

Email us your takes about why we should cancel Garfield, or things you've gotten away with bringing on planes, or your top 100 bugs, to EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

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S1E95 - "Ozone Maladies", or "I Don't Have The Blood For That"

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 03:56:00 -0000

Our segments are crumbling around us but we're sooooo cozy

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S1E94 - "Girls Can't Sharpen Pencils With Scissors"

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 04:01:00 -0000

We watched Big by Tom Hanks and talked about it extensively. What a relief to actually watch a good movie for this podcast.

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S1E93 - "Not A PG Podcast"

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 15:03:00 -0000

A podcast with plenty of swearing and adult topics, so kids WATCH OUT!! Sponsored by Loche,he'd,Martin.

Email us EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com with your favorite Simpsons jokes or apps you used back in the day when apps were just PDFs.

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S1E92 - "There Is A Fly 👏👏 It's In My Soup 👏👏"

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 04:20:00 -0000

We talk about Bottoms (2023) and sentence a certain type of cowjoke into retirement.

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S1E91 - "Suburban Ennui Divorced Vibes"

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 04:01:00 -0000

Thanks for comin' out to this episode make sure you remember there's a two drink minimum (it's gotta be juice tho).

We're making a playlist based on this week's comedy news: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5MRmfcWJ7onmOK7FoZMuVi?si=cfc6167e83954408

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S1E90 - "Quell My Belches"

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 04:01:00 -0000

Please send us emails we need them. If you don't there will be more bad Donald Trump impressions, and more Fortnite dances.

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S1E89 - "Fishies Love Military"

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 05:01:00 -0000

A mouse-inspired episode in which we put our current hometown on blast and a separate hometown on The Pedestal of Good Satire

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S1E88 - "Unkempt Joseph"

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 00:30:00 -0000

We finally get around to detailing the entire plot of the NBC show "Good Girls" for some reason. Oh right because they somehow 6 years ago RIPPED OFF OUR IDEA for a program about moms who join a gang.

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S1E87 - "Do You Know Which Person On The Team Is An Owl?"

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 04:02:00 -0000

Finally the question is asked, and answered, what happens if you drink two Topo Chico Hard Seltzers. Also a question is asked and NOT answered, please listen all the way to the end of the episode for the post script.

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S1E86 - "Filo Dough-vorce"

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 17:04:38 -0000

Happy Valentine's Day all you ladybirds and lovebugs, we talk about Spongebob AI drill rap.

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S1E85 - "15 Seconds of Stunned Silence"

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 17:32:53 -0000

I am Joke Doctor, I fix a joke with a spoon! We talk about Amelie and Cat in the Hat and Chicken Fried.

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S1E84 - "Anyway, I Was Just Thinking About That"

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 05:01:00 -0000

A partially reclined episode that kind of goes a little loose and a little off the rails, but we focus down on the Choo Choo Shoe and maintain our Charliean balance.

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S1E83 - "That's Funny Right There"

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 21:05:29 -0000

We are skipping out on work and reviewing Larry The Cable Guy, which might surprise you.

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S1E82 - "Alright uhh Pop It Open For Me"

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 20:20:00 -0000

A cozy cast, the vibes are so chill and relaxed.

A link to Trailer Park Alien: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4i6zDkrx1s

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S1E81 - "Dead Mom Chocolate"

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 04:37:25 -0000

Dispensing wisdom today such as "The Universe Tried To Protect Me And I Foolishly Fought it" and "Don't see Wonka in 4DX"

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S1E80 - "Legally Eligble To Drink"

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 21:15:56 -0000

An analytical episode on a deadline before we head out to see The Boy And The Heron (it was good)

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S1E79 - "Motherz n da Hood"

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 18:05:45 -0000

We workshop our first motion picture release, coming summer 2025 if we can secure funding and the knowledge of how to make a movie happen.

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S1E78 - "Garfield on the Face of Jesus"

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 04:28:59 -0000

A dirty and stinky episode, a real all-timer in the dirty and stinky category

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S1E77 - "In sha Y'allah

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 16:22:56 -0000

An octonautic episode, I'm not sure why or how but, it is.

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S1E76 - "Slotherhouse Five"

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 19:00:00 -0000

You're hearing voices inside your head, most of them are just goofy ones that we're doing. Also we crown a winner of our first joke competition.

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S1E75 - "A Plot Recap of Cars®"

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 05:01:00 -0000

The true purpose of this podcast finally revealed, a secret plot to recap the Cars plot.

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S1E74 - "Did You Order Drugs??"

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 05:01:00 -0000

We absolutely Blarted out this weekend.

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S1E73 - "I Like When A Video Is Funny"

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 04:05:00 -0000

Halloween special!! Very spooky probably

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S1E72 - "Cow Butt"

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 03:35:00 -0000

Cow butt, what does it mean. We'll never, ever know.

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S1E71 - "Twelve Bottles of Wine"

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 03:21:39 -0000

We review seeing the comedy of, and hanging out with, Mr. Hank Green. Also enter our joke competition: https://shorturl.at/kvKN6

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S1E70 - "Not Where The P***y Goes"

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 16:01:00 -0000

A regular normal non-sexy episode featuring a full analysis of Bedrock by Young Money

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S1E69 - "Parental Advisory" (Episode 69 Dirty Joke Special)

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 22:36:00 -0000

Shout out to all you cool babies who are mature enough to listen to an episode as RAUNCHY and FILTHY as this one.

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S1E68 - "Childhood Bedroom"

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 04:01:00 -0000

A charged episode where we discuss the opposite of standing.

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S1E67 - "Unemotional Lying"

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 22:37:00 -0000

We talk extensively about the Hasan Minhaj exposé (he's not cancelled, he's just a liar).

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S1E66 - "University of Shirt"

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000

A special guest episode with friend of the pod Katy Warren!

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Listen to Evan's new album "Distant Pulses" on any streaming platform.

S1E65 - "Let's Pod Cast!"

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 02:38:00 -0000

We're back from a week off bc we were both in the Southern United States, thank goodness we've returned.

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S1E64 - "Hamburger-type Thing"

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 04:16:00 -0000

Pnergy/low-visibility episode.

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S1E63 - "Beez BUZZ! Gottem"

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 02:32:59 -0000

Beez BUZZ and there's not much more to say about it.

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S1E62 - "Don't Fax And Drive"

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 18:24:04 -0000

Sleepy pod, roast pod, Jerry pod, Tim pod. All your favorites in one place.

S1E61 - "Dogs Can Only Die So Much"

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 04:00:00 -0000

This Barbie is a themed episode!

S1E60 - "Chekov's Fly"

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 01:28:21 -0000

Share this podcast with someone who could ruin your life at any moment

S1E59 - "Caught and Compromised to a Permanent End"

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 02:00:00 -0000

Sometimes a podcast is just two people trying to kill flies, and then eventually the actual podcast I guess.

S1E58 - "You'll Be In Heaven Sitting Among The Angels" (House Call Special)

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 05:23:00 -0000

Thank you Gabriel and Cosima for joining us for this special conversation and game!

S1E57 - "Can't Watch The Simpson"

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 00:18:00 -0000

This episode is me texting you a tiny, tiny episode of The Simpsons.

S1E56 - "You Don't Need Two Rabbits"

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 15:52:17 -0000

Whoops messed this one up last time I uploaded it. Sorry! It's fixed now. New episode next week

S1E55 - "The Honda According To Paul"

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 07:15:00 -0000

A very special episode that was recorded in a big empty field. The outside sounds aren't too noticeable but hopefully you can hear the bright sun on our faces.

S1E54 - "Hot Croako"

Wed, 31 May 2023 02:57:40 -0000

Okay sorry we're not a biweekly podcast we've just been busy. We debut a new jingle, or maybe we did it last episode too? I forget. It's been so long. Anyway, listen to Mabu by PUP and enjoy a nice ice cold Cherry Vanilla Coca-Cola (not a sponsor).

S1E53 - "Ice Cream Social Studies"

Tue, 16 May 2023 05:44:17 -0000

Skipped last week because I had Work!!! But now we're back for FUN! With a new jingle

S1E52 - "ABC: Always Be Comedy"

Tue, 02 May 2023 05:40:00 -0000

An extremely sleepy-energy podcast. But we eventually give some really actually good joke-telling and conversational-smoothness advice.

S1E51 - "JangleDan, the Accountant Cat"

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 03:30:00 -0000

Chrys wuz here!

S1E50 - "Whose! That, Pokémon¿"

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 02:20:00 -0000

A 50th Episode Spectacular! A special episode full of everything that the normal episodes have and nothing else.

S1E49 - "Sorry, child"

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 04:00:00 -0000

We get another spam call, somehow, I'm not kidding, it's starting to get ridiculous.

S1E48 - "P. J. Amazon"

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 04:01:00 -0000

Oh god you better hope phone calls don't become a consistent part of this podcast, or...maybe you do? This one kinda goes off the rails again, but at least we have a guest star.

S1E47 - "Scam Likely"

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 04:14:00 -0000

We get interrupted but we manage to make the most of it. We also steal two brand names to make our own brand which means it's legal.

S1E46 - "Seven Silent But Deadly Sins-cinnati Chili"

Tue, 14 Mar 2023 20:35:00 -0000

We are so, so sleepy in this episode. You might be able to tell. But nevertheless we persist.

S1E45 - "Newborn baby bumblebee beanie baby?"

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 18:00:00 -0000

Turns out standing up is great for podcasting but also bad for leg health. We learn about Sarah's birth (for some reason). This one kind of goes off the rails at the end and also a little before the end, and somewhat about halfway through as well.

S1E44 - "Honkshoo Crab"

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 17:47:00 -0000

Get a new ass, idiot! And listen to the episode where we absolutely roast a local comedian.

S1E43 - "Missed Erection"

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 06:30:00 -0000

A half-valentine's themed episode which debuts another new segment that May Surprise You! [Definitely Clickbait]

S1E38 - "The Tennis Commandments"

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 06:30:00 -0000

We're back! With the long-awaited reveal of episode 38 that we recorded a month ago because we were away last week and Sarah is sick this week. This is a real Sarah-heavy episode, they were the only one who made any good jokes at all the whole time.

S1E42 - "Five Hundred Tabs"

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 03:27:58 -0000

Sarah gets exposed for a bad habit!! Not clickbait! Also not spoiled in the title I promise.

S1E41 - "We Just Got A Dad Text"

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 05:01:00 -0000

Send us emails at EDJDpodcast@gmail.com because nobody is doing that and you could be the person doing that which would make you special. This is a normal episode.

S1E40 - "Cuke Nukem"

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 21:05:05 -0000

Whoops forgot to edit this one sorry it's late! Otherwise, totally normal episode hope you like it

S1E39 - "Do A Lap"

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 05:01:00 -0000

I promise this is episode 39, you didn't miss anything. 38 will come out eventually. Also, get your running shoes on before this episode just in case.

S1E37 - Two Birds, One Cup (Of Birdseed)

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 05:01:00 -0000

Happy New Year! We're back at it with some real head-scratchers (which would be good if this were a riddle podcast). Also we mourn the life of Gallagher who apparently died and was apparently a comedian.

S1E36 - "Nothing Is Math"

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 19:58:46 -0000

Sarah announces a shocking revelation to the math community, that math is not real. Also it was Evan's birthday last week. So that's cool.

S1E35 - "Brought To You By The Firing Squad"

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 07:14:00 -0000

A special sponsored episode (not really) for a lobby that is not getting nearly enough play these days. Also we find out more about billionaires and why you should also hate the ones you haven't heard of.

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S1E34 - "Honk and Bonk"

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 16:48:52 -0000

We're introducing a new rating system AND a few new segments. I hope you like them because if you don't that would be a real bummer for you.

S1E33 - The Thanksgiving Special

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 17:07:54 -0000

Thanksgiving is bad and so are the jokes around it.

S1E32 - "Another Monk Mention"

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:01:00 -0000

A sleepy episode with rich biblical undertones from two people who don't know a lot more about apple products and battle rap than they know about Jesus and all of his business.

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S1E31 - "Sarah's Funny Joke Podcast"

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 05:13:00 -0000

We're back! For the first time in a month with zero sick hosts and you can tell because we're feeling Extremely Normal.

Playin' Catchphrase

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 04:01:00 -0000

Evan has COVID and so there was no new episode last week and we thought he'd no longer be positive/contagious but he's still swabbing a double-line rapid test soooo here's a bonus episode where we played Catchphrase.

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S1E30 - "A Nectarine Situation"

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 14:23:00 -0000

Sarah is on the brink in this one but we made it all the way through. And just in case anyone wants to challenge the assertion that nectarine is a citrus fruit, please email: EDJDPodcast@gmail.com

S1E29 - "One Hundred Thousand Types of Ducks"

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 04:14:18 -0000

Nobody's getting cancelled for this episode as long as the penguins don't find it.

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S1E28 - "F*ckin'... shrimp. idk dude"

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 04:01:00 -0000

This one doesn't go off the rails because it starts with at BEST a tenuous attachment to the general area of the rails. At times we veer closer to the rails but never for very long. There's a lot of behaving neurodivergently here, so please proceed with caution.

S1E27 - "A lot of gouda shoulda woulda"

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 15:12:10 -0000

Just a regular episode. Nothing special about this one, I promise. But seriously though, this isn't ironic understatement this is just a normal episode with the same premise as usual.

S1E26 - "MTV Mangers"

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 04:01:00 -0000

Good laughternoon everyone! We do the regular thing but also talk about why jokes don't have to be funny and what are jokes and why are jokes and what's funny and what is even the point of any of this.

S1E25 - "Insensitive To All Widows"

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 06:31:00 -0000

Caution: Do not listen to this podcast if you are a widow or are widow-sensitive. Or if you hate sharks or fruits I guess.

S1E24 - "When in doubt, stack 'em up"

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 04:23:00 -0000

Oreos are absolutely creaming for this episode and that is in no way an airball situation. Anyway, this is one of the episodes with a bunch of talk about battle rap so one of these days you, the listener, will have to do some research to familiarize yourself so you can keep up.

S1E23 - "The JFK Assassination"

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 04:01:00 -0000

Sorry to fans of JFK we're really sorry about this one. But fans of seacows??? Rejoice, this ones for you.

S1E22 - "Who Up Being Hurtled Rn?"

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 04:30:00 -0000

This is NOT an improv podcast, it is a Fantasy Roleplaying Podcast and our fantasy is that these jokes were better and we try so so hard to make our fantasy a reality.

S1E21 - "Dip A Fry In A Butterfly"

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 04:55:00 -0000

This episode is late because our editor forgot to edit. But it's a good episode so sometimes you have to wait for good things. That's a saying probably.

S1E20 - "Try Sarah Tops"

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 04:25:00 -0000

This episode is late because we had another medical emergency that prevented podcast from happening. Hopefully we're back on track for next week. But until then keep sending in those emails to EDJDPodcast@Gmail.com and subscribing to Patreon.com/JokeDoctor.

S1E19 - "What bird's got the nicest rack!?!?!?!?"

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 04:01:00 -0000

Sorry we missed last week, we had an actual real life medical emergency but we're back and better than ever.

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S1E18 - "Peanut Butter Gravy"

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 06:35:00 -0000

We put you onto some more new lingo and absolutely steamroll through some jokes with enough time to do...short bits and skits?? Wow.

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S1E17 - "Bees Have Teeth (?)"

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 04:01:00 -0000

Okay this time we are ACTUALLY joined by a special guest. Alice Fraser of The Gargle podcast, as well as many other comedic and non-comedic endeavors, joins us to workshop some one-liners and lay down the law about fruit cake, banjo and bee teeth.

S1E16 - "Imna Put Y'all On To Something"

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 04:04:48 -0000

We're joined by a friend who just happened to be there while we were recording but we still try to put y'all on to something.

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S1E15 - "About A Foot & A Half"

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 04:01:00 -0000

We are faced with, for the first time, a truly incomprehensible joke. Also we suggest maybe you start a small business instead of writing jokes.

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S1E14 - "The Gigglecrackup Oath" (Garfield Special)

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 08:31:00 -0000

This episode was sponsored by CoolerGarfFacts.co.nz so we focused exclusively on jokes involving Comedy's Favorite Orange Cat: Garfield.

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S1E13 - "What is a carrot?"

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 07:01:00 -0000

Viola! We got a very specific doctoring request. Also this is the perfect episode if you wanna know what bonus episodes are like.

S1E12 - "Vegetable Pants"

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

We're trying new things

S1E11 - "There's Moo Involved"

Tue, 31 May 2022 04:01:00 -0000

A completely bit free episode until we forget and start doing bits.

S1E10 - "Joke Venn Diagram"

Tue, 24 May 2022 04:01:00 -0000

The legacy of The Boneman emerges, Pikachu gets on a bus or whatever.

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S1E9 - "Wordwork"

Tue, 17 May 2022 06:07:36 -0000

The jokes are pretty good in this one, or maybe Evan's tolerance is just being lowered.

S1E8 - "Pulpit!"

Tue, 10 May 2022 04:50:00 -0000

Sarah fingers lakes and Evan swears Frenchly.

S1E7 - "Three-Point Sloth"

Tue, 03 May 2022 04:12:00 -0000

Sarah tries to hit Evan with a PVC pipe; Evan tries to name as many basketball animals as he can.

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S1E6 - "The Hands are the People of the Deck"

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 05:50:00 -0000

Sarah got some joke books and Evan nerds out about rhetoric devices.

S1E5 - "It's Rainin' Boy"

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 04:20:00 -0000

We decide, mid-recording, to start a Patreon and run our first prize giveaway.

S1E4 - "The Exchange Student Poached The Duck"

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 05:35:00 -0000

Sarah incriminates a former friend and Evan rage quits.

S1E3 - "Nuts Don't Exist"

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 06:45:00 -0000

We're faced with some real nothings, unless you live in the 1930s maybe.

S1E2 - "Jōb Creator"

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 04:01:00 -0000

We get a little Biblical on y'all. Also, new contenders for best and worst jokes of the season.

S1E1 - "Spider-Man Has Web Sight"

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 15:36:47 -0000

The Pilot Episode. All the jokes are accidentally, and unfortunately, animal related.