Fantastic Satisfaction

S1E1 – Women in Black – Part 1

Sat, 09 Jul 2016 16:00:38 -0000

The world was begging for more D&D podcasts, so here we are. The Brotherhood Without Manners have dug into a bit higher (420) fantasy and started a game of D&D 5th Edition. The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

and introducing

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E2 – Women in Black – Part 2

Sat, 23 Jul 2016 16:00:32 -0000

The Brotherhood Without Manners are forced into completing a quest for a guy whose name is definitely not a joke. What’s the name of the gang again? Ask the guy knocked out under the bar. This episode brought to you by Billy Joel. The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

and introducing

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E3 – A Dinner to Die For – Part 1

Sat, 06 Aug 2016 16:00:10 -0000

With one task behind them, another, fancier occasion awaits. There’s also some shopping and the introduction of the first Fan Favorite Character. Kimulo names a special friend. Rudo calls top bunk. Ral loves water.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

and introducing

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E4 – A Dinner to Die For – Part 2

Sat, 20 Aug 2016 16:00:02 -0000

The party has begun! The group tries their very best to not be too strange at this party of eccentrics. What’s that dead guy doing on the floor? Kimulo explains science. Rudo misses his friend. Ral has possession of the Chaos Emeralds.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

and introducing

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E5 – A Dinner to Die For – Part 3

Sat, 03 Sep 2016 16:00:37 -0000

Murder! But Whodunnit? I mean, it’s gotta be one of the people with names. I bet it was that strong guy. Kimulo learns the magical properties of silver. Rudo summons a long lost love. Ral rolls The Impossible Dice.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

and introducing

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E6 – Into the Wild – Part 1

Sat, 17 Sep 2016 04:00:18 -0000

Out of the party and into the tree town! That’s how the saying goes, right? The Fantastics barely get a chance to rest, because science and huge death spikes exist. Special guest appearance from our Something Went Wrong Music! Kimulo learns anatomy. Rudo attacks the bourgeoisie. Ral has fun with trees.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

and introducing

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E7 – Into the Wild – Part 2

Sun, 02 Oct 2016 04:00:02 -0000

Into the big tree we go! It’s a great fun adventure with friendship and nothing bad ever happens. The next fan favorite character is here. You’re welcome. Kimulo makes a Grick trap. Rudo finds a son. Ralmevik has no healing spells.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

and introducing

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E8 – Into the Wild – Part 3

Sun, 16 Oct 2016 04:00:03 -0000

As the Notorious B.I.G. once said, “Mo Spiders Mo Problems.” Except for Larry. That guy is cool. Hey, remember those earthquake things? Plot happens! Kimulo takes out her longbow. Rudo breaks the sound barrier. Ralmevik cries and kills himself.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

and introducing

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Fantastic Satisfaction Holiday Special: How Wilbur Merrymaker Stole Cheerfest

Mon, 19 Dec 2016 05:00:08 -0000

We’re taking a quick break from flying though that inter-dimensional death portal, and settling down to celebrate everyone’s favorite holiday, Cheerfest. What’s Mr. Merrymaker bringing you this year? Probably death! Kimulo wants a little man’s suit. Rudo has a question for god. Ralmevik discovers the true meaning of Cheerfest.

S1E9 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 1

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 17:00:31 -0000

Hey, remember this show? With all that weird holiday stuff behind them, the crew gets back to more pressing matters, such as flying through that portal. Of course it doesn’t go well. If only some type of magic could reunite them! Ralmevik creates a friendly illusion. Kimulo looks at the canopy. Rudo doesn’t rub the lamp.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E10 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 2

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 17:00:41 -0000

Reunited and it feels so good. With the crew back together, it’s time to figure out where they are and how they can get out of it. What could possibly go wrong? Kimulo goes for the ear. Ralmevik gets to forget. Rudo emulates his idol.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E11 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 3

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 14:40:06 -0000

Welcome to the new feed! Please excuse all the weird cuts because oh boy were there some technical issues with this one. Regular style fishmen are abound as the group tries to find any way they can out of this predicament. Rudo goes by speed. Ralmevik proposes a cultural exchange. Kimulo knows I like turtles.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E12 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 4

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 17:36:24 -0000

The team is off the plank and dives deeper in the search for the captain’s treasure. Good stuff is usually in undersea caverns, right? It’s probably better than what’s waiting above the surface. Rudo joins a new crew. Ralmevik is scared to death. Kimulo makes a rude gesture.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E13 – Like Lead Into The Sea – Part 5

Sat, 08 Apr 2017 00:08:02 -0000

Aim true, aim high. The pirate battle rages on with our magnificent three stuck in the middle. Sure would be a good time for all that foreshadowing to pay off! Ralmevik makes a dramatic entrance. Kimulo gets buffed. Rudo leaves something behind.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E14 – Rudo Cherrywine – Corazon de Campeones

Tue, 09 May 2017 00:18:14 -0000

The crew is back on dry land and everything is terrible. Sounds like a good time for a carnival, right? Nothing like funnel cakes, JNCO jeans, and facing your inner demons that made you run away from your family and past. There’s also a wrestling show! Kimulo enjoys a tasty treat. Ralmevik is Rudo. Rudo is someone else entirely.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

S1E15 – Kimulo Nimbus – Follow the Wind

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 01:41:27 -0000

There’s nothing like the great outdoors. Fresh air, giant craters created by inter-dimensional monsters, horrible memories of your childhood. At least that cool sentient wind is here to help out! Rudo makes an ill-advised punch. Kimulo can enter the tree. Ralmevik makes his friends very, very fast.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

EDIT: Unfortunately the last 20 or so minutes of this episode have been eaten by the computer machine. Here’s what happened, DON’T LOOK TIL THE END IT’S A SPOILER DUDE

Rudo punches through the creature and impales it on his arm, but is able to resist the deadly corrosive death poison I warned the party about several times. The group fights through to the exit of the facility, where the creatures have overrun the area. After some fighting, the wind helping Kimulo through this journey twirls and slices through the creatures, slaughtering them all. Kimulo reconciles with Dr. Feelgood, and the group follows the wind deeper into the forest.

S1E16 – Finale

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 16:31:24 -0000

Hey, it’s Dungeons and Dragons! Your favorite group of idiots have reunited one final time to take down the ancient evil. We may not have remembered a single rule of 5e but that’s not gonna stop us from taking down a big monster. Rudo is double-champion. Kimulo does a back bend. Ralmevik has taken up a life of asceticism.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Kimulo Nimbus, Aasimar Ranger

Brooks – Rudo Cherrywine, Human Monk

Ryno – Ralmevik Chergoba, Human Sorcerer

Fantastic Satisfaction Season 2 Preview

Tue, 03 Dec 2019 18:00:40 -0000

Hello once again to the “geek’s and gamer’s” out there. I regret to inform you that Fantastic Satisfaction has returned. Rather than D&D 5e, for this season we’re trying out Dungeon World! In this (barely edited) little preview episode, we’re introducing our characters, the setting, and going over the DW rules so you know what to expect for the upcoming season.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome Thief

Brooks – LNRD, Robo-Rocketeer

Roy – Praxis, Tiefling Battledancer

See you in a couple weeks for the official first episode!

S2E1 – The C.R.E.W. – Part 1

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 15:16:52 -0000

Before the ball drops on the new year, let’s get Fantastically Satisfied. Our novice heroes begin their newest adventure in fine fashion, which mostly involves waiting for hours at a government agency. Lysa takes a tumble. LNRD be on that scroll. Praxis strikes a pose.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome Thief

Brooks – LNRD, Robo-Rocketeer

Roy – Praxis, Tiefling Battledancer

Music:
Intro: Belvedere by Intervals
Outro: Fu-Gee-La (Instrumental) by The Fugees

S2E2 – The C.R.E.W. – Part 2

Sat, 01 Feb 2020 01:00:12 -0000

The geneus council is in session. How many different ways have you tried to use a camera without having a camera? Our three friends may have an answer. Some gnomes may be sacrificed in the process. Lysa hotfoots it on out of here. LNRD convenes with a higher authority. Praxis notes the fine print of the group’s contract.

The players are:

Eddy – Dungeon Master

Producer Kim – Lysa Freng, Gnome Thief

Brooks – LNRD, Robo-Rocketeer

Roy – Praxis, Tiefling Battledancer

Music:
Intro: Belvedere by Intervals
Outro: Fu-Gee-La (Instrumental) by The Fugees