Fearbaiting

EPISODE 238: Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 20:01:09 -0000

Strap on your bidirectional GoPros, we're doing some UrbEx in Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum! Come on down to one of CNN's Top Seven Scariest Places In The World and join us as we talk about unexplained mythos, diagetic film construction, gaslighting your bros, and Some Severely Fucked Up Guys!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Nichijou Patlabor: The Movie & Patlabor 2: The Movie

EPISODE 237: Nosferatu (1922)

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 18:09:24 -0000

Come into our time machine, humble listener, as we travel back in time 101 years (in order to avoid talking about struck work) and peer into the murky depths of The Public Domain.… yes, that’s right, slap on that Chaplin toothbrush mustache and don’t adjust your volume dials, because this week your hosts watched a silent movie! “Nosferatu,” to be specific, the 1922 unofficial-yet-iconic adaptation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula!

RECOMMENDATIONS: estatesales.net Blowback (podcast)

EPISODE 236: Prey

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 19:16:35 -0000

Imagine being the Predator and thinking you're sick as hell, landing in the Great Plains in the 1700s thinking you're about to be the top dog, and then getting your stupid cheater space biotechnology pounded into the dirt by bows and arrows. This movie rules and the Predator is a punk-ass bitch.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Young Team by Mogwai E1

EPISODE 235: I Know What You Did Last Summer

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 00:06:27 -0000

You better watch your back, listeners, because we've got some dirt on the kind of activities you were up to around this time the year previous... or in other words... I Know What You Did Last Summer! Which, coincidentally, also happens to be the name of the film your hosts watched this week. Join us as we talk piercings, the best of the '90s, CRABS!!, plot contrivances, and more!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Yellow Submarine (1968) [film] My Adventures With Superman

EPISODE 234: The Stepford Wives (1975)

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 01:33:23 -0000

It's time to break out the aprons, ladies! This week, your hosts brave the quiet, idyllic landscape of east coast suburbia as we discuss The Stepford Wives (1975), the original adaptation of the 1972 Ira Levin novel of the same name. Come along with us as we talk about the gig economy, '70s big naturals, Massholes, Men, and even better than all of that, Women.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Shakespeare in Love Jury Duty

EPISODE 233: Vampire's Kiss

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 17:00:00 -0000

We're back in Cagetown this week as we sit down with Vampire's Kiss and experience some brand new emotions that Nic brings to the table with his scenery devouring. We also talk the pleasures of adult life, I Think You Should Leave, and a change to the Fearbaiting formula!

RECOMMENDATIONS: SLC Punk! Black Monk Time by The Monks

EPISODE 232: Re-Animator

Mon, 29 May 2023 14:59:00 -0000

Move your dead bones, bones, bones, everyone, because this week your hosts are here to talk about the classic HP Lovecraft adaptation Re-Animator! Join us as we discuss landlords, eurobeat, pspspspsps, and t-boy swag!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Wild at Heart To See the Next Part of the Dream by Parannoul

EPISODE 231: M3GAN

Mon, 15 May 2023 22:32:08 -0000

[AIR HORN] [AIR HORN] [CHA-CHING] Fearbaiting is BACK, baby! After their year long... or more... hiatus, your hosts Sara and Blair return refreshed, rejuvenated, and ready to take on whatever the horror film industry has to offer! Which I guess is... M3GAN (2022), a horror-comedy send-up of Silicon Valley, AI, and, uh, childhood trauma, apparently. Join your intrepid hosts as they wade into the wild waters of Yassified Chucky, femcels, TikTok dances, and... wait... is that Brian Jordan Alvarez?

EPISODE 230: Mystics in Bali

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 14:51:43 -0000

Hey there, listener, long time no see! How about a giant disembodied head? ... Well, how about an episode about a giant disembodied head, then, with guest host Ziva (@lovessmallsong)? We're talking about Mystics in Bali this week, an Indonesian horror movie and cult classic.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni kai
Umineko no Naku Koro ni

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch.

EPISODE 229: Fido

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 16:00:00 -0000

What if zombies were pets? And what if they could make your calves cramp? Erin is here to help us answer these questions and so many more that Fido raises! In addition to zombies, we also go long about Mortal Kombat, Flicka for boys, and experience a surreal school reunion!

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Sara, who is currently

EPISODE 228: Sinister (2012)

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 23:35:11 -0000

This week on the show we've brought on Ducky (@duckyaisha) to talk about Sinister (2012)! Topics include pre-divorce vibes, a police force of Redditors, perilous cycling, Midna Pixie Dream Girl, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

First Reformed
Octavia Butler's Xenogenesis

ntro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch.

EPISODE 227: Constantine

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 01:04:21 -0000

Welcome to Sunday school, kids, it's time to learn about Catholicism! Or, at least, a fun comic book version of it. Don't worry, there's no strange wafers that will leave a taste in your mouth for the rest of the service or any sort of communal goblets of wine or anything like that. No, no, we watched Constantine (2005) this week, and we brought along Jo (@FriendOfDaShow) for the ride! Join us as we discuss Alan Moore, angel gender, mythologization of Christianity, and MORE!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Taskmaster
Higurashi (again)

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch, and who is also apparently the Undertaker of Podcasts.

EPISODE 226: Brightburn

Mon, 17 Jan 2022 14:52:00 -0000

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman if he were fucked up and Jokerfied! Well, no, more specifically, it's a Fearbaiting episode about Brightburn (2019) with returning champion Morgan (@cursegoat). Join your hosts this week as they discuss Mary Elizabeth Winstead's filmography, Nuclear Man, thematically relevant school lectures, the diner at the center of the universe, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Brood (1979)
Challenge yourself! Hard but fun!

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on twitter @blairkitsch.

EPISODE 225: Come True

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 00:56:11 -0000

Fearbaiting is back for the new year! We had Eliott (@kaibaliker) journey with us to the Gnome Hut, AKA 2020's Come True! Join us as we do everything in our power to not talk about this godforsaken movie, and instead talk about goatse, our deadnames, how much you'd have to pay us for the knowledge of when we beeped it, and so much more.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Half-Life: Alyx But the Gnome is TOO AWARE Disco Elysium

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Sara, who is just so delighted to be back!

Home For The Sawlidays! (Saw 3D Rewatch)

Mon, 27 Dec 2021 15:05:23 -0000

Ho Ho Ho! Merry.... December 27th! It's time for our annual tradition... that is both starting and stopping this year... of reviewing the seventh installment into the Saw franchise... Saw 3D! Now, you might be saying to yourself... Fearbaiting, didn't you already do an episode on Saw 3D? And to that we say... holy hell what a memory you have! But have no fear, this time is different.... because we've brought resident Saw-head, Morgan (@cursegoat) on with us to break this shit down once and for all. Topics include: Potential Matrix: Resurrection spoilers, Roberta Bobbification, Linkin Park, special boys, cuckoldry, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Eggnog
Romaplasm
Disembodied (1998)

Theme music done by Max Knightley. You can find more of her work at pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com. Editing for this episode done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on Twitter @blairkitsch.

EPISODE 224: Murdercycle

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 20:50:00 -0000

Rev up your engines, folks! We've got a two-hour biker extravaganza with Roy (@bnuuy) as we cover 1999's Murdercycle! We dive DEEP onto this strangely anti-CIA practical effects extravaganza from the turn of the century, and also talk about a few silly cars.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Thirteen Ghosts Commissioning @punkieheart for crochet reasons Doing something you once thought was cringe The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Schlocktober cover art made by @blairkitsch!!

Episode edited by Sara, who is going to lay down for a very long nap.

EPISODE 223: 976-EVIL

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 14:30:25 -0000

Welcome, listener, to 1-800-SCHLOCKTOBERWEEK4, dial 69420 NOW in order to enjoy an episode starring BLAIR and SARA and joined by lovely return guest JÁNOS (@janoskapuvari). After the tone, please select from one of the following topics: Steve Sinner, jockpilling, the youngest oldest man in the world, Boy George, deviled egg sandwiches, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Squid Game
Kaiji
Seasons of the Story
Dune (2021)

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing and Schlocktober promo art done by Blair Kitsch. You can find him on Twitter @blairkitsch.

EPISODE 222: Flatliners (2017)

Mon, 18 Oct 2021 13:47:01 -0000

Have you heard the good news? It's Schlocktober week three! And this time around, we've invited Fearbaiting powerhouse Morgan (@cursegoat) back on again to help unpack Flatliners (2017)! Get on this hospital bed so we can stop your heart and bring you on a magical journey where we discuss Christian cinema, NOT the weather, autumn watches, little blonde bitches, house boats, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Citations Needed
False Swipe Gaming
Retro Pals

EPISODE 221: Q: The Winged Serpent

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 01:01:41 -0000

No, it's not that Q - Schlocktober continues with this jumbo sized spicy BIG episode on Q: The Winged Serpent with returning guest John (@FlourishCaster_)! We talked for a LONG while about Michael Moriarty and David Carradine's Chrysler building escapades - enjoy!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS: V/H/S/94 TrueAnon Hacking Your 3DS

Intro and outro music provided by people you meet outside of bars, check out more of their music at gaygothvibes.online!

Episode edited by Morg, who can be found on twitter @hauntingthemorg!

EPISODE 220: Cabin Fever (2002)

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 13:28:16 -0000

Come on in, spend the night, weary listener. Oh, my, you're soaking wet! You'll catch your death of cold... oh, what's that? The large oak doors slamming suddenly behind you as soon as you stepped through the threshold? Don't worry about any of that! Welcome to SCHLOCKTOBER MANOR!!!!! thunder lightning thunder lightning We've got a spoooooooooky episode for you this week! Blair sticks with us to help kick off Schlocktober 2021, and along with him we have returning champion Alex (@alexthevirgo) to talk about Eli Roth's Cabin Fever (2002)! And talk, do we... topics include pancakes, blueberries, camping, friendship, locals, personal hygiene, and MORE! :) wholesome stuff

RECOMMENDATIONS:

AOKOHIO - WHY?
Midnight Mass
No Blues - Los Campesinos!

EPISODE 219: Saw VI

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 01:15:28 -0000

Hoooooo boy! Do we ever have a doozy for you this week. Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) bring poor old Blair on in for a jigsaw trap of his very own: Saw VI! Join us as we round off the gore- and crime-procedural-filled extravaganza of Sawptember and discuss topics such as the intricacies of satire, Dr. Roberta Bobby, hot girl shit, microwave dinners, level design, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Story Must Be Told
Cathode TV
Rediscovering some old favorites!

Special Sawptember theme music done by Max Knightley. You can find more of her work at pastelhandgrenade.bandcamp.com. Special Sawptember cover art and editing for this episode done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found on Twitter @blairkitsch.

EPISODE 218: Saw V

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Strap yourself into your rack trap, listeners, because we've got a doozy for y'all this week! Sawptember continues to lurch forward, and Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) are lurching along side it as they dive into perfectly coherent and linearly-constructed Saw V! Join them as they discuss Solid Snake, the avengers of sex, flashbacks within flashbacks within flashbacks, basic utilization of narrative devices, and MORE!!

Recommendations:

Fumble Dimension
Demon Slayer

EPISODE 217: Saw IV

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 13:28:23 -0000

Hello, listeners. We want to play a game with you. In your podcatcher you will find one nearly two hour long episode with Sara and Morgan (@cursegoat) back in the saddle again to shlep their confused, exhausted brains through the entirety of Saw IV, where they discuss lizard upkeep, Bonkus of the Klonkus, wax cassette treats, The Homophobic Dick Sucker, and more..................

Can you make linear sense of this plot line? Can you unscramble this horrifying matroishka doll of a movie series? We can't certainly, so, uhhh, good luck and let us know what you find out!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

OpenRCT2
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

EPISODE 216: Saw III

Mon, 06 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

WEE-WOO WEE-WOO red alert!!! Red alert idiots!!! It's time for freakin' Sawptember!!!!!! Put on your complementary reverse bear trap and join Sara along with Morgan (@cursegoat) for the entire month of September to watch some of the horror movies of all time, the Saw franchise! We start off this hallowed month with Saw III, and, as though trapped in a twisted and devious jigsaw contraption of our very own, spend the next ninety minutes discussing the amazing sport of golf ;), Donny Wahlberg the glizzy GOAT, tickleification, Jigsaw Memorial Children's Hospital, the hog-swallower, and MORE!!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Dead by Daylight
Halloween H20

EPISODE 215: Princess Mononoke

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 02:22:50 -0000

In this final episode before we go deep on Sawptember and Schlocktober, friend Leah (@leah_unofficial) makes her podcasting debut as we talk about Princess Mononoke! We also talk about T4T protagonists, funny little guys with butts, and an exciting new sponsor opportunity!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni We Know the Devil

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Sara, who went into the forest four days ago and hasn't been seen since!

EPISODE 214: The Mummy

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 01:44:25 -0000

This week on Fearbaiting, we take a look at a movie that was daring enough to ask: what if the slasher sucked you dry? Returning guest Val (@flightcubb) is here to talk about Brendan Fraser's turn as Indiana Jones in The Mummy!! We also talk about Rachel Weisz's Y: The Last Man contract rider, putting the pussy in a scarmophogoghs, the Blueverly Hillbillies, and a brand new Pokemon move that's sweeping the meta.

RECOMMENDATIONS (that we didn't actually get to in the show but trust us this is what we're recommending) Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni New Pokemon Snap!

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Sara, who is really hoping you'll drop something off the dinner table for her to eat!

EPISODE 213: Brotherhood of the Wolf

Mon, 09 Aug 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Wolves! Lions! Cicadas! Beasts of the Mr. and the LA variety! We've got all that and more on this weirdly-formatted episode about a movie that just completely slid off the hosts brains. We had Niamh (@nickelwolf) on to talk about Brotherhood of the Wolf, as we try to decipher what the French were doing in the early 2000s.

RECOMMENDATIONS: CUTIEMARKS (And The Things That Bind Us) - Vylet Pony Durarara!!

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Sara, who can be found chasing a ball around your backyard.

EPISODE 212: Paranorman

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 14:29:49 -0000

Grab your tiny plasticine figurines, everyone, because this week Sara is joined by animator Nick (@nickrvern) to talk about Paranorman, and all the complicated emotions that come along with a film like that. Join us as we largely unpack its technical strengths and storytelling weak spots, as well as discuss gripping topics such as dump truck asses, QAnon dads, ghosts whom are made of farts, and so much more.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Alita: Battle Angel (2019)
I Think You Should Leave Season 2

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who would love if you found him, because he's currently trapped on a canoe in the middle of a lake.

EPISODE 211: Underwater

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 14:11:20 -0000

This week, we bring Helga (@hindsightee) along with us to dive deep under the depths to see what horrors we can find under there... such as our movie this week, the Kristen Stewart vehicle Underwater! Come along with us as we taxonomize paradoxes, contemplate Slenderman, discuss gamer keyboards, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Higurashi
Hub gears on bikes
An Army Like No Other

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Editing done by Blair, who you can find scurrying around in your rafters.

EPISODE 210: Aberration

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 01:00:06 -0000

There's a lizard on the loose, and as such we had to bring in fellow lizard expert Su (@mossappreci8or) for Aberration! Come for the reptile talk, stay for the discussion of the true horror of this movie: having a shitty guy fall in love with you.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Oddtaxi Interaction of Color by Josef Albers Chromatic

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

Episode edited by Sara, who is currently asleep beneath a tree on a nice spring day.

EPISODE 209: Saw II

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 01:08:27 -0000

Ooohh, we're a lil naughty, aren't we? Dropping an episode with Ryan (@cursegoat) talking about Saw II three whole months before Sawptember? What a tasty little tease we are!! We've hidden a key behind your eyeball... and if you can dig it out in the next ninety seconds... you get to listen to us riff about Noob Saibot, Woke Freddie, Jigsaw quotes, jokerification, and MORE!

RECCOMENDATIONS: Fist of the North Guilty Gear -Strive-

ntro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find standing upright in a coffin like a Dracula waiting to make his dramatic entrance.

EPISODE 208: Psycho Goreman

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 01:53:38 -0000

This week, your host invites back Matt (@mattgcn) to ask the most important question ever posed in Fearbaiting history: what if you played calvinball with a fucked up guy? As a means of serious, peer reviewed research, we watched Psycho Goreman, a lovingly made schlock-homage that seeks to answer that very query.

RECOMMENDATIONS: The "conception" of taking walks Qanon Anonymous Guilty Gear -Strive-

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find lounging luxuriously in a silk robe on your fainting couch.

EPISODE 207: Stoker

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 18:31:00 -0000

You heard about anime? We sure have! In addition to prolonged anime talks, we also find some time in this jumbo-sized episode to talk about Stoker! Returning guest János (@janoskapuvari) joins us as we ask the age old question: what if there was a sexual uncle? And what if he had awful vibes?

RECOMMENDATIONS: Franchouchou The Straight Story

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com.

Episode edited by Sara, who is currently in the fetal position atop a bed full of shoes.

EPISODE 206: Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 21:18:53 -0000

This week, we've been sucked into the gamer zone yet again alongside the hardened employees of Mystery Inc, as well as our very good friend Moose (@EmilyHammersley). Listen to what we have to say about null representation, nude podcasting, and hacking the matrix to give yourself some juicy cheeks!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Becoming Horses Making a Pokesona

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com.

Episode edited by Sara, who is currently crushing a beer can on her head.

EPISODE 205: Possessor

Wed, 19 May 2021 13:13:52 -0000

This week, Sara invites returning guest John (@FlourishCaster_) back on to talk metaphor, symbology, representation, and g_rld_ck as they discuss Brandon Cronenberg's sophomore film Possessor.

RECOMMENDATIONS: ALEXKANSAS To Your Eternity

Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can find doing evil dances.

EPISODE 204: Ghostwatch

Thu, 13 May 2021 00:49:26 -0000

This week, your host puts on her little deerstalker cap and brings guest Ryan (@cursegoat) along across the pond to watch... 1992 British... pseudo reality horror quasi mockumentary (???) Ghostwatch! Hence the Sherlock Holmes look, sort of, like he was more of a private detective than a investigative reporter but— look, the point is we're in the UK and these BBC hosts really scared the shit outta a bunch of brits and we're gonna talk about what a good goddamn job they did. First, though, we speak at length about the Saw franchise, because we gotta, and cook up a new themed month.

RECOMMENDATIONS: The Saw franchise, assumedly in its entirety Tokyo Revengers

Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can find rubbing vaseline on his hands.

EPISODE 203: The Stuff

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 13:46:18 -0000

[New Kids on The Block's "You Got It (The Right Stuff)" plays faintly in the background through the duration of the episode description] There's not a joke here, I've just had that song stuck in my head for the entirety of the episode edit... but you know who else has the "Right Stuff"... Sara! Joined by this weeks guest Dan (@biggerchallenges) to talk about sci-fi horror-comedy The Stuff! There jokes about tf fetish, feederism, furries, you know, all the sweet sweet content that you tune into this show for!

RECOMMENDATIONS: BBGunShow Zombieland Saga

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can find standing in his living room, slurping down his third mug of coffee this morning.

EPISODE 202: A Quiet Place

Tue, 20 Apr 2021 01:26:22 -0000

Shhh!!!! Shut up and use headphones if you have 'em, because this week Jim from The Office is leading Sara and guest Joe (@thetallestjew) through a desolate wasteland where the gimmick... er... alien, or whatever... anyway, the point is you have to be quiet and listen to your hosts script doctor this novelty horror film, or else we'll all get eaten by CGI monsters.

RECOMMENDATIONS

Drive to Survive
FATT: _Sangfielle_

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com.

Episode edited by Blair Kitsch, who you can trying and failing to convince other people that he knows how to roll a joint.

EPISODE 201: Viy

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 02:10:58 -0000

We've gotten off the March Night Shyamalan train for this year, and now we're taking a little vacation in Russia! This week, we had Helga (@hindsightee) on the show to talk about Viy! The USSR's first horror film presents us with a menagerie of fucked up guys, and we couldn't be happier about it.

RECOMMENDATIONS Lauren O'Connell - From Chambers Slow Columbo

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com.

Episode edited by Sara, who is in hot pursuit of a red dot that just appeared on her floor.

EPISODE 200: The Sixth Sense

Tue, 30 Mar 2021 03:19:55 -0000

TWO OH OH BABIES!!! WHOOOO!!!!!! This week it's just your old pals, the mom and pop of podcasting, Sara and Blair to talk about The Sixth Sense! It's a real good one, and they have a real animated conversation about it! Join us as we get back to our bread and butter: really just passionately analyzing and appreciating our favorite forms of art and writing. It's a good talk!! Thank you for joining us for 200 episodes!! We love you!!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Q: Into the Storm Jujustu Kaisen

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com

EPISODE 199: The Happening

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 04:02:32 -0000

Episode Notes

where doing it man where MAKING THIS The Happening is a 2008 thriller written, produced, and directed by M. Night Shyamalan and the third installment in March Night Shyamalan! This week, Morg (@HauntingTheMorg) joins us to discuss another strange entry into the Shyamalan oeuvre. This one's about suicide, although deeply goofy and plant-controlled, so use discretion!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Immortal Incantations: Heartspell Megaman Blair is sleep deprived and incredibly hungover and really just recommends taking a nap, which is what he does immediately after this recording.

Intro music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at peopleyoumeetoutsideofbars.bandcamp.com

EPISODE 198: Lady in the Water

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 21:57:11 -0000

Scrunt. Narf. Apault Giabbaby. Since time immemorial, humankind has sought the meanings to these words. Now, after millennia, Fearbaiting is joined by Roy (@bnuuy) and János (@janoskapuvari) to deliver to you the meanings. Yes, you heard it true - these questions that have plagued our society since the dawn of time will be answered on this very episode. Since this is still March Night Shyamalan, though, we also have to spend most of the episode talking about Lady in the Water.

RECOMMENDATIONS Purchasing and enjoying a Pokemon plush Can't Complain - Kill Lincoln The Ascension - Sufjan Stevens Undertow - Tool Higurashi: When They Cry - GOU

Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Sara, who is currently deactivating your almonds.

EPISODE 197: Signs

Mon, 01 Mar 2021 17:00:00 -0000

Welcome to March Night Shyamalan, an entire months worth of filmed directed and typically written by famed navel-gazing twist-producer M. Night Shyamalan! Get yourself ready for a month of fun and deep artistic frustration, which we're kicking off with Signs (2002)! Blair is back with us for the month, bringing along with him for the week Summer (@stellarghost)! Join us as we discuss vibes, Gangnam Style, underutilized dead wives, and overutilized precocious children.

RECOMMENDATIONS: The Tatami Galaxy No Dogs In Space Star Trek: The Next Generation

Theme music done by people you meet outside of bars. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair Kitsch. You can find more of his work proudly featured on your mom's fridge.

EPISODE 196: Phantasm

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 16:00:00 -0000

Y'all hear about Overwatch 2? We sure have. We've got a particularly chaotic episode for you this week, and what better movie to watch than Phantasm for it! We've got friend of the show and fellow Noisespace podcaster Bean (@barriertrio) on to talk about it!

RECOMMENDATIONS: VideoChess Kemono Jihen

Intro/outro music provided by Satah, who makes music as People You Meet Outside of Bars at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Sara who is just curled up in a little ball in the sun. It is naptime, friends.

EPISODE 195: Evil Bong

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 22:33:55 -0000

Hey man, don't bogart the bowl, we all need to take a hit off the dummy thick bong. Lavender (@LavenderManna) returns today to talk to us about Evil Bong, and also a lot of Haikyuu. It's just par for the course at this point, Sara basically turns every show she's on into a Haikyuu podcast. Anyways, pass that shit dude!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Robots of the Ancient World - Cosmic Riders Sleepless Domain Haikyuu!!

Intro/outro music provided by Satah, who makes music as People You Meet Outside of Bars at gaygothvibes.online.

Episode edited by Sara!! Who loves you!!!!!

EPISODE 194: Ju-on: The Grudge

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 03:10:24 -0000

How much would someone have to pay you to hotbox the house from The Grudge? We've got Caroline (@w1ntershouse) to answer that question, and also talk a LOT about Burn After Reading. Basically a mini-cast. Enjoy!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Sk8 the Infinity Looking at some birds!

Intro and outro music by Satah, who can be found making more music under people you meet outside of bars at gaygothvibes.online!

Episode edited by Sara who took way too long to get this out, so she has nothing cutesy to say!!!

EPISODE 193: Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 23:32:47 -0000

I'm Sunhat Zhenya. Author. Dreamweaver. Visionary. Plus podcaster. You are about to enter the world of my imagination. You are entering....my Darkplace. Also joining us in this venture into my darkplace is Ramona (@NONBlNARY), from online! We also talk about Rick and Morty, Evangelion, and the foreverial delitization of the denizens of Darkplace.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Horimiya Scream Mio Flavored Water Enhancer Samia - The Baby Spelunky 2 HOLIDAYKISS - Once and Future

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars

Episode edited by Sara! I love you!!!

EPISODE 192: Fantasy Island (2020)

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 16:00:00 -0000

Do you like Ludacris? Specifically, how do you feel about his 1999 hit What's Your Fantasy? Well, i hope you at least know it, because we talk about it a lot! Our friend Antigone (@antigoneprogone) is here to talk about the surprisingly promising adaptation of Fantasy Island from last year! We also talk about perfectly spherical frictionless horses and do a bit of singing!

RECOMMENDATIONS: My Dinner with Hervé No Context 2000s Web (@NoCon2000s) Haikyuu!!

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars

Episode edited by Sara, who is chasing a mysterious red dot that just appeared on the floor next to her and won't stay still!!

EPISODE 191: The Strangers

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Okay, so, Oshi No Ko is like about this doctor guy who's like a huuuge fan of uh, you know what idols are, right? Like, Japanese idol culture, scene, thing— no, no, no, it's like... you know K-pop? Yeah, okay, yes, so it's sorta like that plus like... child actors and stuff. Right, right. Anyway, so, yeah, this doctor guy, really into idol culture, it's like a huge thing, and he lives out in the sticks, right? So it's a huge to do when his favorite idol ends up at his hospital gregnant— what? Oh, um, it's like an Internet thing, no, never mind, she's just pregnant. "With child," or whatever, yeah, but the thing is her fans can't know she's pregnant bc it'd totally kill the illusion of being an idol or whatever, like it's just bad for her reputation, they get into it, so he helps out but the thing is on the night she has the kids this doctor guy gets his throat slit— no, I know! That's not even the most— listen, ok, so, he's dead, except instead of dying he's immediately reincarnated into the body of one of the twins this idol just had! SO—

Oh, hey, imagined third party in this made up conversation. Oh, right, yeah, so I guess we watched The Strangers this week. Remember that one? We had Lucy (@diplobrocus) on to talk about it! She's a hoot. You should listen! Glenn Howerton's in it. Yeah, yeah, they guy from— right, yeah, exactly.

Anyway, as I was saying, so this dude's an infant, and you'd think they'd be weirder about it than they are, but—

RECOMMENDATIONS: Elite Team Fortress 2

Thank you to Satah for providing the intro and outro music to our show. You can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find scraping ice off the windshield of his 2010 Volkswagen Jetta, fifteen minutes late for wherever he's meant to be already.

EPISODE 190: Shaun of the Dead

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 02:55:18 -0000

We're heading across the pond this week as our friend Niamh (@Nickelwolf) joins us to talk about the (upsettingly optimistic) Cornetto Trilogy debut, Shaun of the Dead! C'mon and take a listen as we talk about band feuds, hidden anglophile pasts, and all the tips and tricks you'll need to make it through Joe Biden's government-mandated Femboy Fridays!

RECOMMENDATIONS: The Raven Cycle Moriarty the Patriot

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Episode edited by Sara, who loves you!!! Bye bye!!!!!!!!!!

EPISODE 189: Saw

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:26:36 -0000

Wanna play a game— Whoa, whoa, slow down there, cowboy, we've trapped you here in this toilet room this week so you'd be forced to listen to us talk with Nathan (@birddad_) about Saw! We'll let you go after the hour is up, promise, no sawing legs off to get to keys trapped in your bone marrow or poisoning your co-conspirator with toxic blood cigarettes or anything like that! Scout's honor. In the mean time, though... enjoy topics like: r/malelivingspaces, Cary Elwes, 6-hour doo-doo hand, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Haikyuu! Smash Thru - nelward (feat. Adron)

Thank you to Satah for providing the intro and outro music to our show. You can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find sitting on the living room floor, gingerly drinking a glass of room temperature water.

EPISODE 188: Mirrors

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 16:00:00 -0000

gnihtemos yrt emmel ,no dloH .noisnemid rorrim eht ni deppart neeb ev'ew ,kcuf hA...Okay, perfect, there we go. This week, we had friend of the show (and artist of the sister show Special Grade Snax) Ognjen (@slitherbite, @kaloliferart on to talk about Kiefer Sutherland's wacky reflection escapade, Mirrors! We talked about the scars this movie left on us as kids, anime, and Destiel (for like, WAY too long).

Listen to Ognjen's Initial D podcast, Fujiwara Podcast Shop!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Peg - Steely Dan
Dungeon Meshi

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Episode edited by Sara, who loves you!

EPISODE 187: Blood Quantum

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 18:43:12 -0000

Gobble gobble, punks! It's (inter)national Fuck (American) Thanksgiving day! This year, your friends at Fearbaiting are not-celebrating this whitewashing of the grim legacy of colonialism by inviting friend of the show John (@_FlourishCaster) on to talk about Blood Quantum! Join us as we discuss... largely dumb bullshit (you can put a fucked up girl anywhere, decadent doobers, fuck-energy meals, you know the drill) peppered with conversations about the history of indigenous people in North America in order to contextualize this film about zombies.

You can also find John on Instagram @_bedroompunk or on their CFMU radio show The Sound of Shadows Thursday nights at midnight.

RECOMMENDATIONS

Thank you to Satah for providing the intro and outro music to our show. You can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

EPISODE 186: Gremlins 2: The New Batch

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 15:00:00 -0000

The curtains draw closed on another wonderful Schlocktober as your friend and mine Roy, from online, joins us to talk about Gremlins 2: The New Batch. Join us as we say au revoir to the season and talk about decadent coffee choices, the Runescape gremlin, presidential prescience, Gremlins 2 crimes, and Hulk Hogan's nutty sex tape.

Listen to Nonna Roy's Nightmarinara!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Pokemon Sword/Shield (Crown Tundra DLC)
AlphaVulpeculae

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Episode edited by Sara who has done far too much math today. Too much of it!

EPISODE 185: The Boy (2016)

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 04:18:00 -0000

The Schlocktober curse has struck us yet again, folks! Delayed by a flat tire on the car of your intrepid editor, interrupted by the computer of your intrepid editor crashing halfway through recording, also I think Sara spills water on her powerstrip at some point, idk, or perhaps... there's a man in all of our walls causing this mayhem! For the answers to these queries and more, join us and our guest this week, Sylvia (@sylvisurfer, suspiciously unmarred by the aforementioned and absolutely previously established Schlocktober curse), as we peer behind the dry wall and dive headlong into The Boy (2016). Topics include: and extended aside about Supernatural, emotional masochism, human foible, accidentally getting Too High, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Jujutsu Kaisen (the manga this time)
NeoScum
Ethereality - PASTEL GHOST

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find digging a hole in your backyard to hibernate.

EPISODE 184: Chain Letter

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 23:08:41 -0000

You heard about phones? And e-mails and shit? Fucked up. This week, Brooks and Eddy of Funpoint, 5 Grams of Iron, Yare Yare Boys, and other podcasting enterprises are here to take a few swings at the digital hellscape that is The Internet as we watch and talk about two very different versions of Chain Letter. We also pour up a gloop - that's a gloop and a splurgy.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

One bad gloop and she do what I yoinky
Jujutsu Kaisen
Behind the Bastards
Hell Like Heaven

Intro and outro music by Satah, and more music of theirs can be found under people you meet outside of bars! Head to gaygothvibes.online to hear it!!!

Episode edited by Sara, who needs a nap.

EPISODE 183: Countdown

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 15:00:00 -0000

And lo, as the sun sets across the horizon, a chill shivers down your spine - you know, undoubtedly, that Schlocktober has descended upon you yet again, and there is nothing you can do to impede its ceaseless march. For you're fully aware that any attempt to do so would be an extreme breach of the terms of service. Y'know, like an app? Like in the movie Countdown, where there's an app that kills you? We had the Noisespace king Matt (@mattgcn) and queen Stephanie (@ageofoddish) on to talk about the movie whose elevator pitch was certainly nothing more than someone walking into a production meeting and saying the words "killer app." SCHLOCKTOBER RIDES AGAIN!

Recommendations:

Muesli
Machine of Death
Taking a nice walk
Pokemon Masters

Intro and outro music by Satah, and more music of theirs can be found under people you meet outside of bars! Head to gaygothvibes.online to hear it!!!

Episode edited by Blair, who is too tired to be summoned into your pentagram right now.

EPISODE 182: Excision

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 13:22:22 -0000

Whoof!! Time to strap in, folks, because this week Sara is joined by Blair (@blairkitsch) once again, in prep for Schlocktober, to dive headlong into a film that has more difficult needles to thread than a seventh grade Home Ec class. So, pull on your surgical gloves and consider the implication of a horror movie tackling young adult psychosexual fantasies as we discuss Excision! Topics include: r/childfree, Protestantism, a discussion about surgery with a real human nurse, and really more intellectual work than you should sincerely expect from your hosts, so, c'mon, be grateful.

RECOMMENDATIONS

Hades
The Venture Bros.

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find... on this freakin' episode, my man!!!!!!

EPISODE 181: Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 19:43:48 -0000

Welcome, welcome, to the 1804 edition of Fearbaiting! It's pretty similar to current podcast, but we recorded this into a gramohpone instead of computers, because it's 1804! Luca (@minervasden) comes back to complete the Ginger Snaps trilogy with Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning, as we also spend a frankly unforgiveable amount of time talking about Final Fantasy XIV because this movie didn't really give us a lot! Oops!!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Blowback
Final Fantasy XIV

Episode edited by Satah, who also provided the intro and outro music! They make music as people you meet outside of bars, and you can check out more of their stuff by going to gaygothvibes.online!

REFERENCED MEDIA:

how they use shotguns in movies

EPISODE 180: Color Out of Space

Tue, 08 Sep 2020 13:03:09 -0000

Time to brush up on your public domain cosmic horrors with troublingly racist origins, folks, because we're diving into the world of Lovecraft this week as returning guest Gage (@Sane_Intolerant) joins us again to talk about Color Out of Space! Topics include: Nic Cage's Pyramid Tomb, Mountain Dew Game Fuel (Mango Heat), Cartoons That Are Good, Unpacking the Moral Consequences of Adapting the World of Weirdo Dead Racists, and MORE!

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find [REDACTED] on his [REDACTED] with [REDACTED].

EPISODE 179: Beyond the Black Rainbow

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 15:00:00 -0000

The piper has come again, and it's time to pay up! By which I mean, it's time for our quarterly segment on Twilight, and you're just gonna have to sit through Sara and guest Ferris talking about the baseball scene! We also talk about other vampire properties, don't worry. Also, we talk about Beyond the Black Rainbow!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Dorohedoro Universal Harvester

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 178: Death Note (2017)

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Hey, you remember Death Note, right? Sure you do! As did the writers of 2017's film adaptation. They definitely remembered the story, and didn't just pull the back half of it out of their asses to get this movie across the finish line. Our friend Aidan (@NotchTheB) also remembers Death Note and has joined us to remind us all about the true meaning behind Light Yagami - I mean, Turner - and his wacky adventures!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Beastars Dark Souls III BigTop Burger

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara!

EPISODE 177: Rings

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Everyone's favorite Cuncle (cat uncle) Blair (@blairkitsch) is back in business, for 2017's hottest...sequel? Remake? We're not really sure what Rings is, aside from extremely bad! We also talk shower coffee, the Big Bang Theory man's acting chops, and how tough it would be to fight a duck-sized Sadako.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Welcome to Night Vale Super Mario Sunshine

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara!

EPISODE 176: Mars Attacks!

Mon, 03 Aug 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Aliens are scary, right? Especially when they look like all those galaxy brain feels guy memes? Well, Mars Attacks! scared our guest Kay as a kid, so it passes the bar! We talk a little bit about Austin Powers, lament the animals that perish at the hands of these nasty guys from space, and talk about their terrible attempt at making a furry.

Listen to Kay's podcast, A Song of Babys and Puppys, here!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Adopting an anime boy and making him your new son Pretzel Logic

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online! Edited by Sara, whose birthday is today!

EPISODE 175: Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 02:08:11 -0000

Get ready to descend into the depths of Hell with us this week!!!!!! ... Eventually, whenever this week's movie decides to bring us there. Well, in the meantime, why don't you pull up a chair and listen to Sara and guest Scout (@cybernetiques) talk about this week's film, Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday? Scout, a long time Jason stan, will help lead us through the weirdness of the franchise as well as the weirdness of this movie in general, from euphemistic llamas to towel logistics to, of course, horny moralism.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Bloodborne
Deca-Dence

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who is slowly, slowly, slowly melting.

EPISODE 174: Unfriended: Dark Web

Mon, 13 Jul 2020 23:33:35 -0000

Fearbaiting is the number one hacker podcast in the world, and as such we've drilled into the mainframe of your phone or computer or whatever you're listening to this on. Using our cool hacker skills, we've covertly planted this episode about Unfriended: Dark Web featuring friend of the podcast Maxie (@MaxieSatan) into your podcatcher, so now you have no choice but to listen to us talk about our cool bitcoin knowledge, our great british accents, and our opinions on how this movie definitely should've been, like, five other better movies.

RECOMMENDATION Sunset Overdrive Bug Fables: The Everlasting Sapling

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who is too tired to think of a funny thing to say here.

EPISODE 173: The Brothers Grimm

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 00:14:19 -0000

Hey, guys! Remember Supernatural? Now, imagine this: what if, instead of, like, two American weirdos and the same twelve tracks that play on every oldies station, it was, like, two German weirdos, except, like, with strange undefinable vaguely British accents? Anyway, this week we brought Chaz (@helmommete) along with to watch The Brothers Grimm, a fraternal romp into con artistry, kitten eating, fairy tales, accent work, and so much more.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Higurashi
Them's Fightin' Herds

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find trying to drain soup out of his ears standing over the kitchen sink.

EPISODE 172: Daniel Isn't Real

Mon, 29 Jun 2020 21:06:05 -0000

Well, we're back, but unfortunately we're also entirely imaginary. You made the whole podcast up! All in your brain! But I gotta say: you imagined a banger episode this week. Friend of the show Val (@flightcubb) joined us to talk about Daniel Isn't Real, which is a surprisingly on-topic movie to have watched for this very imaginary episode. We also make a way, way better version of baseball - enjoy!

RECOMMENDATIONS: Unraveled 2 Dicey Dungeons

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who really needs you to clean the litterbox ASAP.

EPISODE 171: Pan's Labyrinth

Mon, 15 Jun 2020 05:31:54 -0000

This week, your hosts explore once again how far they can stretch the genre of horror as Sara brings Quinn (@GirlDickEnergy) on to talk about Pan's Labyrinth! Topics include: A several minute long One Piece diversion, side quests for gender, forbidden grapes, bus logic, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Magic: the Gathering Arena, Getting high
The original Super Mario Bros.

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find hiding in the bottom drawer of your dresser.

EPISODE 170: The Conjuring 2

Tue, 09 Jun 2020 04:47:05 -0000

It's time to pour out a bottle of snake oil for some real ones this week, folks, as Sara and Elliott (@kaibaliker) open another chapter on the king and queen of grifting themselves, Ed and Lorraine Warren with The Conjuring 2! Dive headlong with us as we explore a world of Peggys, being cancelled for defending fictional billionaires, Smile antics, getting tricked into loving the straights, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Donate to a bail fund
The Magnus Archives

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find shedding his old dead skin in one continuous piece.

EPISODE 169: Dude Bro Party Massacre III

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 15:00:00 -0000

It's rush week, pledges! Line up for your hazing! Your first and last act of violence that we, the Frat, will inflict upon you is to see Dude Bro Party Massacre III! It might be made by the 5 Second Films guys, but they sure as hell didn't trim any fat off this 103-minute murderfest. Friend of the show/fellow frat bro/Noisespace overlord Matt joins us to recount the deaths, rack up the titty tallies, and tell us just how many times Ronald Reagan shows up. Also featuring cameos from Smile the bearded dragon!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

We Do in the Shadows (TV Series)
Hunter x Hunter (2011 anime)

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who is absolutely gone off some catnip.

EPISODE 168: James and the Giant Peach

Mon, 25 May 2020 17:01:27 -0000

Well, well, well, looks like our intrepid host is dead set on stretching the definition of what a horror movie even more this week as she's joined by Morg (@HauntingTheMorg) to watch James and the Giant Peach, which, yes, admittedly, we were all afraid of that weird rhinoceros-cloud-metaphor thing as children but, you know, I guess it is 2020 we're all just floating in space and-- oh, right. Topics also include: Final Fantasy Inside Baseball, the fabled Southern New Yorker, Power Rangers is good, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Boonta Vista
Wow! Cool Robot

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find slowly sinking through the floorboards.

EPISODE 167: Suspiria (1977)

Mon, 11 May 2020 15:00:51 -0000

This week, our friend Piper came on to talk at length about Dario Argento’s Suspiria, and in the process got a history lesson about PogChamp!

Piper can be found on Twitter @OneStrawShort!

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who has once again gotten into her food bag and made a huge mess of the pantry.

EPISODE 166: Escape Room

Mon, 04 May 2020 15:00:24 -0000

Well, Hugo award-winner Blair finally solved the puzzle and got out of the editing bay, so I figured I’d reward him by letting him talk about Escape Room before shoving him back in there. Seemed fitting, y’know? In addition, we also talked about our snacking habits, the funniest euphemisms for pussy, and Chekov’s lecture hall!

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who knows that you just let her inside but really, really wants to go back outside.

EPISODE 165: The Lighthouse

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 21:08:58 -0000

Yar!!! It’s time to bone up on your sea shanties and off-hand knowledge of the Prometheus myth, because this week we’re diving dick-first into The Lighthouse, with our guest Sarah (@SarahMcCostumes)!! In addition to politely speaking around the amounts of c*m and p*ss and other b*dily fl*ids in this film, our topics include: Naruto, briefly, semen staining the lighthouse-top, art school mode, and, inevitably, petplay.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Half-life
Song of the Sea

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find lying supine in the sun on his balcony because oh my god it’s finally above fifty degrees outside.

EPISODE 164: From Dusk Till Dawn

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 20:35:08 -0000

This week, Lavender joins us to take a break from horror movies to argue semantics about whether or not Robert Rodriguez’s From Dusk Till Dawn, is actually a horror movie? Sara picks a real stupid hill to die on, because with the amount of Quentin Tarantino foot content in this movie, it is undoubtedly a horror film.

Lavender can be found on twitter at @lavendermanna!

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Episode edited by Sara who was last seen batting a plastic ball around your kitchen floor.

EPISODE 163: Tusk

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 21:47:29 -0000

Mr. Huge Jorts is on the scene, folks, and he’s presented us with some extremely challenging material! Roy joins us this week to Manitoba: Become Walrus as we watch Kevin James’s Tusk. Mr. Epicmealtime, PLEASE go on Fearbaiting!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

BNA: Brand New Animal
Jigsaw puzzles!

Roy can be found on twitter at @semperfunny, and her Mo Dao Zu Shi podcast is Podcasting is Forbidden in the Cloud Recesses!

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who can be found curled up in a ball in the middle of someone’s bed.

EPISODE 162: Ready or Not

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 01:48:13 -0000

Who’s that hiding behind that bush in your neighbors back yard? Why, it’s Fearbaiting, and with a new episode, no less! If you promise not to give us up, we’ll share our hiding spot and our conversation with János (@janoskapuvari) about Ready or Not, a horror movie kind of about the children’s game hide and seek but also about classism and class warfare. What a blast! Topics also include: quarantine check-ins, Animal Crossing but in real life, teenage film pretensions, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Chihayafuru
One Piece

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find tucked up into a ball the size of just one pea.

EPISODE 161: Coraline

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 01:21:31 -0000

This week, your host is joined by Ion (@violetmagician_) as we venture into Coraline. Don’t worry, the buttons on our eyes are there for totally innocuous reasons. Topics this week include: social distancing, Twitter distancing, gunhead, spiderwives, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Mashin Sentai Kiramager
Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find NOWHERE because he’s SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!

EPISODE 160: Shadow of the Vampire

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 13:24:28 -0000

Velcome back, dear listeners. I am speaking in a overblown German accent as is customary and am telling you this instead of vriting it out because halfvay through this bit I realized how tiresome that vould be.Bleh! This week, we brought Stephanie (@ageofoddish) along with us to venture into a world of bad German accents, metafiction, and Willem DaFoe as we watched Shadow of the Vampire! Mostly we talk about the Twilight series, but I think you can forgive us for that one.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Americans
Guilty Gear Xrd REV 2

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find sitting on the living room floor, desperately trying to entice his cats with toys.

EPISODE 159: The Abominable Dr. Phibes

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 01:11:36 -0000

This week, we strap on our weird forehead mirrors and don our stethoscopes as we, joined by An (@an_gremlin), venture into the horrors of the medical world with The Abominable Dr. Phibes! Our topics include Arknights Chatter, Gay Tintin Hospital (which Blair has without a doubt edited into an episode before and which you can listen to in its fullness here), Biblical Plagues, IRL Rats in Walls, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Phantom of the Paradise
Anohana: The Flower We Saw That Day

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find bathing in warm mud outside on your lawn.

EPISODE 158: Uzumaki

Mon, 17 Feb 2020 16:00:39 -0000

This week on Fearbaiting, the search is over. This two-year psyop disguised as a podcast to find the new CEO of Beyblades, Inc has come to a close, and that person is JB (@GemstoneJester)! In addition to their job interview, we also got to talk for a bit about the 2000 adaptation of Junji Ito’s Uzumaki! And boy, do I hope you like impressions of cartoon characters in this one, because we’ve got them in spades this week!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Kentucky Route Zero
There Existed an Addiction to Blood

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Sunhat “Sara” Zhenya, who you can find dozing on your pillow.

EPISODE 157: Death Note

Mon, 10 Feb 2020 14:26:39 -0000

Welcome back, y’all! This week, after months and months of consideration, we’ve invited Su to join us once again to talk about Death Note! No, not the 2009 movie, or the ill-fated Netflix adaptation, but the whole damn anime itself! We, of course, talk about the nuances of criminality and justice and the highbrow hugebrained philosophies of Death Note but also, of course, about how every character in Naruto is Catholic.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken
Flash in the Pan

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find buried under 6 inches of snow.

Mother’s Basement – The Brilliance of Death Note’s Potato Chip Scene (Yes, Really)

EPISODE 156: Parasite

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 16:00:15 -0000

Friend of the show Morg joins us to talk about Bong Joon-Ho’s new film, Parasite! We recommend that you don’t listen to this before you’ve had a chance to see the film for yourself, but whatever! We’re not your dad!

We also talk about how the show is going to take a break from the end of November to the start of February, because Sara needs to avoid burnout, and we thank you for your understanding.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Resident Evil 2 Remake
Spindlewheel

Intro/outro music by Satah, whose music can be found under people you meet outside of bars at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 155: Monster House

Tue, 12 Nov 2019 00:19:24 -0000

Oh, the morally-neutral winds of fate have swept us by again, which is to say, we talked about Monster House last episode in conversational passing and then we just happened upon someone who wanted to watch it with us, that person being JB (@GemstoneJester). So we did! Join us as we struggle to remember what that one movie… also from this era… you know… the other Halloween one… is called, talk in surprising detail about MoCap, discuss the ethics of putting a woman in a cage, and SO much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Parasite (2019)
Overworlds

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find causing irreparable damage to the Craigslist sofa you’ve had for the past two years.

EPISODE 154: Halloween: Resurrection

Tue, 29 Oct 2019 00:20:05 -0000

Schlocktober 2019 is coming to a close, and who better to help us bring it all in than Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) bringing with her in tow the eighth installment in the Halloween franchise, Halloween: Resurrection! Join us as we talk about Bad Movie Deeplore, Vriska (for far too long), Competitive Cup Stacking, and more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Over the Garden Wall
The Magnus Archives
Yamishibai
Shudder

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find hiding in any pile of leaves, waiting to strike.

EPISODE 153: One Missed Call

Mon, 21 Oct 2019 15:00:58 -0000

Ring ring! Uh oh! You got a voicemail! It’s from a ghost! You’re gonna die in a few days, apparently. That sucks. But maybe the movie we watched this week, One Missed Call, can provide you with some instructions on how to navigate this sticky situation! Joined by host of City Girls Make Do Stephanie, we’ll get to the bottom of your haunted iPhone or whatever.

In addition to brick phones, we also talked about deviantArt searches, cats not being on they celled phones, horse dives, ghostpunching, and a deep dive into Taylor Swift!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Carly Rae Jepsen – Dedicated
Taylor Swift – Reputation
Tegan and Sara

Thanks to Stephanie for joining us! Find her on twitter @ageofoddish and on City Girls Make Do!

Intro/outro music by Satah, whose music can be found under people you meet outside of bars!

Here’s a picture of Looker and Nanu!

EPISODE 152: Fear Dot Com

Mon, 14 Oct 2019 15:00:32 -0000

This week on Fearbaiting, Schlocktober rolls on and Roy Fuckwarlock joins us to talk about the 2002 “film” Fear Dot Com (Dot Com)! Spoiler alert: it’s not very good. But the episode sure is!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Ascendance of a Bookworm
Lacroix Hibiscus
Paper quilling

REFERENCED MEDIA:

Mildred Thecat

Thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Their music can be found at people you meet outside of bars!

EPISODE 151: Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 02:42:14 -0000

SCHLOCKTOBER IS HERE AT LAST!!!!! And we’re kicking it off with Satah of the show, uh, Satah (@nuditea), as they bring us along to really confront our inner demons with Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, a sequel as ill conceived as its title construction is. Join us as we really take to task how much this supposed sequel seems to really, really, deeply hate its source material.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

A lil Amiibo to bring you joy
Tempeh! You know, like the food!
PLAGUE MECHANIC – GARBAGEFACE
Peachykine – Peachykine

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, if you say his name three times into the bathroom mirror with the lights off, a vision of him eating hummus right out of the thing with his hands will appear to you.

EPISODE 150: Paprika

Mon, 30 Sep 2019 15:00:12 -0000

As we grow nearer to the Hallowed day of Ween, the boundary between the spectral world and the human becomes weaker. As such, sometimes (g)hosts slip through unnoticed, which is why cofounder of the show Blair has returned a week early to talk to us about Sara’s all-time favorite film, Paprika!

In addition to cicada revelations, we also discuss Almond Turds (skip to 5:15 to avoid the poop story!), Jurassic World 2 Adventure, Atsuko’s Phid, and just a ton of Film Analysis. Put your thinking brains on, y’all – Sara’s on her bullshit!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai
Norman Fucking Rockwell!
Crossword puzzles!

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Sara, you can find her lounging in a ray of sunlight on the kitchen floor.

EPISODE 149: The Evil Within

Tue, 24 Sep 2019 23:35:37 -0000

Uh oh gamers!!!!!!!! Plug in your PlayStations and fire up the ol’ Xbox because this week we’re taking a good old fashioned diversion into the world of “Video Games”. Join Sara in bringing Jessica (@tielqt) on to talk about 2014 horror game The Evil Within! Strap in and get ready to dive deep into some really thoughtful, nuanced commentary on and dissection of vidjya gamezzzz!!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Journaling
Making Your Bed
The Hotelier – Home, Like Noplace is There
Blank Banshee

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him standing next to the Mississippi, just scoopin’ up river water.

EPISODE 148: Gregory Horror Show

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 13:36:17 -0000

This week, we delve into the weirder types of media we like to pursue as we bring Kit (@kit_spin) along with us to discuss tv show and PS2 game Gregory Horror Show! Is the hotel hell? The Shining? Silent Hill? It’s anyone’s guess! Come, log into oneeighthundredkitsexyoutfits dot com with us and sound off in the comments if you LOVE to eat dirt!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Deadly Premonition
Blasphemous

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him hiding under your bed, because he’s afraid of thunder!!!!!!!

EPISODE 147: Paranormal Activity

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 23:47:32 -0000

WE’RE BACK, BABY!!!!! With a heavy hitter that humble editor-and-episode-description-writer Blair was truly shocked to hear that we hadn’t already covered, so snuggle up with what is probably a premature fall-flavored beverage and a nice warm blanket as we bring Blue (@Azure_Husky) along with us to talk found footage giant Paranormal Activity!

Topics include: Lighthearted car accident stories, Blair Witch Project kayfabe, Motherfucking Bitcoin Day-trader Goddamn Platonic Ideal Of A Bad Boyfriend Micah, Assigned Haunted at Birth, and Ghost Dimension word salads!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Death Note
Celeste

SHOW MATERIALS:

Ghosts, short Twitter story written by Blue
The Demons of Heterosexuality: Gender, Horror, and ParanormalActivity by Whitney Cox

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him where all fine books are sold.

EPISODE 146: Halloween II

Tue, 30 Jul 2019 02:16:28 -0000

Strap in, y’all! Michael Myers is back, and so is your host Sara joined by Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) with a real whopper of an episode. Take a deep dive with us into Halloween lore, Laurie Strode’s lesbianic subtext, and a truly beautiful two-part-harmony rendition of Mr. Sandman.

RECOMMENDATIONS

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair, you can find him retching up a furball for approximately five minutes on your hallway floor and immediately trying to eat it afterwards. Hurry up with that paper towel!

On-Screen: Midsommar

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 15:00:49 -0000

Blair returns to shout about the new Ari Aster film, Midsommar!

EPISODE 145: Tomie: Beginning

Thu, 18 Jul 2019 14:12:29 -0000

Can you resist the horrific thrall of this… less-than-perfect Junji Ito adaptation??? Neither could your hosts! This week, Sara brings on Su @sumakesart to talk Tomie: Beginning to delve into such topics as: Lion King Sidebar, Capitalism Malaise, “The Ear Thing”, Tomie… 2!!!, The Ol’ Doublebeard, Tomie Appleseed, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:
A Place Further Than the Universe
Pink by Kyoko Okazaki

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

EPISODE 144: Tokyo Gore Police

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 01:19:06 -0000

You know what they say, folks: ACAB (All Cops Are Bags-of-flesh)! Join your host Sara along with guest Mogu as they watch Tokyo Gore Police as a form of direct action, and, you know, maybe contemplate society a bit… thinking emoji.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Machine Girl
Dr. Stone

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

EPISODE 143: The Dark Half

Tue, 02 Jul 2019 04:07:02 -0000

This week, Sara brings along with her Val in order to remove that fetus from your brain, Stephen King as they talk about The Dark Half! Topics include: Sara’s Floor Plan, Puddle of Rudd (OR) Ruddfuckers, #NotAllLadiesLovePaulRudd, Incel vs. Thad, Stephen King’s Body Count.

RECOMMENDATIONS: I forgot to write this down! Watch this space lol.

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

EPISODE 142: Repo! The Genetic Opera

Tue, 18 Jun 2019 02:25:07 -0000

We’re back! And better than ever, with a whole new set of internal organs that… oh, jeeze, we’re just a little overdue on the payments of… but! Before the repoman shows up, join host Sara and guest Bee as they discuss classic campy horror rock-opera Repo! The Genetic Opera, as they discuss topics such as: lizard circle game, casual old-person weather talk, TMNT CENSORED, Naruto: it’s a television show!, animeposting with our mouths, murderhorny, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Snapcube’s Sonic ’06 Fandub
The Dream (podcast)

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

EPISODE 141: London 1920

Tue, 21 May 2019 00:35:06 -0000

Hey, you! Hop into our time machine that, powered by the spirit of Bollywood musical numbers, will teleport us, for some reason, to 1920s London! Ash joins your host this week as the two of them discuss the… surprising film London 1920, as well as a grim rundown of the top grossing movies of all time, Titanic knock-offs, Gwyneth Paltrow scaring her pussy for spiritual enlightenment, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Dedicated – Carly Rae Jepsen
Pathologic 2

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him digging through your trash and scaring your neighbors in the middle of the night.

EPISODE 140: Christine

Tue, 14 May 2019 14:21:11 -0000

Vroom, vroom, motherfuckers! Get out of our dreams and into our podcast-murder-car! This week, Sara is joined by Nick to talk about John Carpenter’s Christine, and how, apparently, it’s effectively got the same exact plot as Spider-Man.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Duke of Burgundy (2014)
Sarazanmai

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him duct-taped to your ceiling.

EPISODE 139: Shutter Island

Tue, 07 May 2019 01:52:28 -0000

This week we’re coming in hot with an episode that definitely didn’t sit on any kind of backburner for a week or so and is immediately dated very minutes into the preamble at all… as your host Sara has friend of the show Gage back again to talk about the DiCaprio vehicle Shutter Island! Join us as we blast from the past into a My Little Pony discussion, make the expected jokes about Emily Blunt’s name, really enjoy some nice, rich Boston accents, and more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Fruits Basket (2019)
The Tick (2016)

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who can be found vibrating at impossible frequencies out in hyperspace.

EPISODE 138: A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 15:00:09 -0000

Hey, what was the name of this movie again? Sara sure can’t keep it straight! But I’m pretty sure it’s A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge! And on top of that, girlfriend of the show Andrea joined us to holler about homoerotic “subext”!

In addition to Freddy the 13th, we also talk about Classic Dick Splinters, Hotboxing in a Pickle, Make Me, Daddy Needs Weed, and Mr. Wonderful!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Tacoma
Enter the Gungeon

Thanks Andrea for being on the show! If you wanna follow her, check her out at @DregaDraws on twitter!

Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Find more of their stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 137: Identity (2003)

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 13:59:38 -0000

This week, our episode comes to you with a prepackaged twist: every host and guest that’s ever been on the show is actually one of many split identities fighting to the death in a motel as an outdated and frankly perplexing allegory for dissociative identity disorder! Or, more specifically, Sara has bought former guest and friend of the show Michael back on to talk about Identity (2003), and what a perplexing John Cusack vehicle it is.

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him lying facedown in a patch of mud somewhere in northern Iowa.

EPISODE 136: Housebound

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 02:35:16 -0000

Hey, you ever do a crime and get put under house arrest? I suppose then you’d be, as the kids say, home stuck! Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie Estrogenliker is here to holler about the New Zealand comedy-horror Housebound!

In addition to Homestuck: The Movie, we also talked about oozing titties, wishing Amos his best in the afterlife, and heads that just do that!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror
Shin Sekai Yori

Sara was recently on an episode of Running in the 90’s to watch the OVA for Birdy the Mighty! If you’d like, you can find that episode here!

Thank you very much to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! More of their music can be found at gaygothvibes.online.

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 135: They Live

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 14:03:22 -0000

This week, your host came here to talk about the cultural propaganda machine and chew bubblegum… and she’s all out of bubblegum. Sara has friend of the show and returning guest Maxie Satan back on to talk about John Carpenter’s They Live!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

We the Revolution
Us (2019)

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him by locating the source of that quiet scratching in your room at night…

EPISODE 134: Ghost Ship

Mon, 18 Mar 2019 14:00:09 -0000

Come sail away, come sail away with us this week, us being your beloved host Sara with returning guest and friend of the show Kit Spindler in tow! This week’s duo is watching true artistic masterpiece Ghost Ship and dive headlong into the murky waters of Ghost Horny, The Morality of Ship Scavenging, Intense Philosophical Thought on One’s Past Sins, and Fun with Bisection!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Steamworks Dig 2
Baba Is You
Hypnospace Outlaw

Intro and outro music by Satah, you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online. Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him by looking deep, deep, deep within your own psyche. He’s in there.

EPISODE 133: Possession (1981)

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 14:00:01 -0000

Welcome back, y’all! After a month of thoughtful meditation and furry conventions, Sara’s returned with former guest and friend of the show Alex to talk about 1981’s ~controversial horror piece~ Possession! Get ready to roam the subway station while listening to your hosts cover topics such as: What Morrissey Might Look Like, The Movie Where Willem Dafoe Gets His Dick Cut Off, Straight Couples With Shared Tinder Accounts, and Another Fursona!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Megan Thee Stallion
Coloring Book – Chance the Rapper

Intro and outro music done by Satah; you can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! Editing done by Blair Kitsch; you can find him by howling wildly into the unforgiving darkness.

EPISODE 132: Mom & Dad

Mon, 11 Feb 2019 16:00:01 -0000

It’s time to get together and watch Blair ride off into the sunset, and we’re sending him off in the only way we know how – with some Nic Cage wild bullshit! It’s time for an infanticidal rampage, as we tackle Mom & Dad! C’mon along as we find out just what it means to be heterosexual!

In addition to this war on children, we also discussed Kitty Korner, Gamers Corner, Mean English Teachers, Skateboarder Birth, The Cancellation of Talls, and Being Nic Malkovich!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Adventure Zone: Amnesty
Auralnauts’s Star Wars series

Thanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their excellent intro/outro music! Check out their stuff on gaygothvibes.online!

Subscribe to us on Patreon!

EPISODE 131: The Nun

Mon, 04 Feb 2019 16:00:23 -0000

Well, hey, I know we’re not great about putting the Patreon polls up on time, but did we really deserve this? Because y’all made us watch The Nun and I hate to be a debbie downer, but man, this movie was a rough one y’all! Thanks for picking it!

In addition to this fucking nightmare, we also discussed Tidiness, Late Lore Creation, Cinema Sins But Like Real Sins, Christ Blood, and Hellchurch!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

CrossCode
Season 3 of Serial

Thanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for their excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 130: Annihilation

Wed, 30 Jan 2019 06:44:05 -0000

Step into the Shimmer with your hosts this week as we discuss last year’s Annihilation! We slowly hybridize our DNA with our surroundings as we talk, but stick around to see what happens anyway! Topics include: Red, Mad, and Nude about Bundy, Oscar Chat, Blair Become God?, Gemini Shaming, Best Screaming Bear, and Worms!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Silver Spoon
Small Town Dicks
Crimetown

Thank you to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 129: Truth or Dare?

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 04:06:19 -0000

We dare you to listen to this episode! And Blair has a truth to tell you! And also, we made a whoopsie: we watched different movies named Truth or Dare, so join us as we swap stories about two very similar yet wildly different movies with the same name! We also dare you to tell us your dad’s name. C’mon. Hand it over.

In addition to fucking vibes, we also discussed Earballs, Film Whoopsies, Making Trollface, Tyler Posey’s Ball Meat, and A Cursed T-Shirt!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
The Teacher’s Pet

Thanks as always to people you meet outside of bars for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their music at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 128: Mandy (2018)

Mon, 14 Jan 2019 15:00:30 -0000

Have you ever written an entire episode description, copied it because you were about to navigate away from the page, and then witness your life flashing before your eyes as you copy over everything you’ve already written? Anyway, it’s seventeen minutes past midnight on a Sunday and I have work in the morning so suffice to say we watched Mandy (2018) this week and it’s fucking bananas. Follow us for the rest of this first month in this new year as we revisit all the movies we missed out on last year! Love you thanks.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

You’re Gonna Miss It All – Modern Baseball
Mob Psycho 100

Thanks to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 127: Train to Busan

Mon, 31 Dec 2018 16:00:10 -0000

We’re back! And we’re here to tackle one of Sara’s favorite takes on zombies, with Yeon Sang-Ho’s Train to Busan! With Y’all like Depeche Mode? Reach out and click faith? Is that anything? Hope so!

We also discussed Downloadable Jesus, Zombies Make You Cry, Sense8 Petitions, and Press X to Kiss Your Wife!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

SSSS.GRIDMAN
Cells at Work
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Riverdale

Thank you as always to People You Meet Outside of Bars for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their other stuff at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 126: Cam (2018)

Wed, 19 Dec 2018 04:11:41 -0000

Grab a straw, babies, we’re slurping on some Respecting Women Juice in this our 2x doppelgänger-as-metaphor cinematic combo! Join your hosts as we discuss the Netflix original Cam (2018) and waffle about lofty ideas such as “theme” and “narrative devices” and “what if this movie was about YouTubers and starred Logan Paul instead”!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

A Short Story About a War
Dance and Cry

Thank you to People You Meet Outside of Bars for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 125: Perfect Blue

Wed, 12 Dec 2018 01:43:51 -0000

CONTENT WARNING: This movie contains a scene of sexual assault as a pivotal moment in the film, and as such, we discuss that content a fair bit. If that’s something that might get to you, totally understandable, and you might wanna skip this one.

I’ll be honest, I really don’t have much to say here. Perfect Blue? Turns out it’s a good fuckin’ movie! Enjoy this hour of Sara marking the fuck out over Satoshi Kon’s entire body of work, marvel as she says some smart shit for once!

Super Smanched Brothers, Saying Legal Things About Darren Aronofsky, Fruit Ninja Decapitations, A Really Long Flappy Bird Tangent, Big Body Pizza, and Jason Voorhees’s Giant Titty.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Paprika
COUNTER/Weight

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check their music out at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 124: Cube 2: Hypercube

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:06:58 -0000

This week, your hosts leap into the fourth dimension in order to wrap our heads around this baffling sequel to Cube. Maybe it’s the time distortion, maybe it’s the Fortnite walls, maybe it’s the impressively nonsensical writing and acting that seem to just rotate your body in zero-G as you age rapidly while watching this movie, but there’s just something about this one, folks. There’s just something about this one.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Hey Riddle Riddle
10 Cloverfield Lane

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

Support the show on Patreon!

EPISODE 123: The Love Witch

Mon, 26 Nov 2018 16:00:31 -0000

This week on Fearbaiting, our hosts return from Thanksgiving gatherings with their families and gather around to give thanks, for horror movies. Joining them in these giving of thanks, Val Flightcub has tagged along to show them a new one – The Love Witch! It’s technically a horror movie, so it fits! We’re VERY thankful for it. We also discuss Childhood Fears, Steve Wozniak’s Double Life, Misandry Business, and Witch Bottles!

Thanks to Val for joining us! You can find them at flightcub on tumblr, and @flightcubb on twitter!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Elementary
CAM
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Thanks as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! You can find their music at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 122: Halloween (2018)

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 16:00:59 -0000

Now that the season has since past, we’ve gone back and looked at October’s finest creation this year, the 2018 adaptation of Halloween! This is a full spoilercast, obviously, but we also don’t track the plot in its entirety, so if you haven’t seen the movie, your mileage may vary on how much of this episode you’ll understand!

In addition to H40: Just Add Water, your hosts also discussed CRT Mistakes, Kevin Smith Huge Jorts, Half-Point Debacles, Body Genre Bullshit, Human Jack-o-Lanterns, Bottom Driving, and Patreon Namesposting!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Good Place
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

Thank you as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Check them out at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 121: Winchester: The House That Ghosts Built

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 15:00:20 -0000

Sara has her fingers in many devious soups, so cohost-from-another-podcast Satah has stepped in with Blair to talk about this movie that is nearly as inscrutable as the house it’s based off of! Explore this house disappointingly vacant of any kind of actual atmosphere are we discuss topics such as The Podcast That Pink Lemonade Vodka Built, Dr. Deadwifeman, Poison Marketing, Absolute Champion Hellen Mirren, and MORE!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro an outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 120: House of Wax (2005)

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 15:00:26 -0000

This week, hosts Blair and Sara give up on pretending not to actually be a Final Destination podcast as they’re joined by We Hate Movies’s own Chris Cabin to sorta get down to business as we talk about House of Wax (2005)! Come and join us as Blair loses his mind over wax physics, someone finally understands who the hell Sara is talking about, and a polite platter of meat and cheese is enjoyed by all in this fat, juicy hog of a closer to this years Schlocktober. Thank you all for fusing with the Schlocktober in your mind-prisms and welcoming in the new flesh, etc.!

Extra special from the bottom of our hearts thanks to Satah for composing our wonderful special intro and outro music for this spooktacular season. We love them the most, no one will ever compare, the rest of you can all give up now and check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!!

EPISODE 119: Friday the 13th (2009)

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Well shit folks, we’ve got just one question for you: what if his name was Jason Vore-Hees? This week, our friend Juni joins us to talk about the 2009 reboot of Friday the 13th! Find out exactly why Sara hates Jared Padalecki so much! Also, hey – want some grains?

In addition to this weirdly fun reboot we also discussed Grain Chomping, New Halloween, Dank Doctorates, Bong Disintegration, Murder Logistics, and Too Close to Furry.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

UntilDawn
Venom
V/H/S Franchise

Thanks again to Juni for coming on the show! Find them on twitter @JUNIUS_64, on Mastodon at juni@snouts.online, and listen to them on Barking Points Memo!

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music – more of their spectacular music can be found at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 118: The Haunting (1999)

Mon, 15 Oct 2018 14:00:00 -0000

Join us as we ring in week three of Schlocktober The Third with The Haunting (1999), joined by previous guest and friend of the show Gage! Dive into a world of whimsy, dead babies, and beautiful late 90s CGI as we mostly do really region accurate accents, like, the best Boston accent you’ve ever heard, we promise.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Venom (2018)
Zombieland Saga
Jazzpunk

Thank you as always to Satah for our special intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 117: Halloween III: Season of the Witch

Mon, 08 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0000

LONG, LONG AGO WE WERE TOLD TALES. TALES OF THIS FORBIDDEN MONTH OF HORROR FILMS, THIS “SCHLOCKTOBER” WHICH NO PERSON HAD MADE IT THROUGH ALIVE. WE’RE HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU: THOSE STORIES WERE TRUE.

And hey! Li’l Clem is back with us, returning to discuss the Michael Myers-less entry in this franchise, Halloween III: Season of the Witch! Follow us as we journey down this all-to-familiar road when all the kids put on a Halloween mask and turn into bugs and snakes. Don’t you just hate it when that happens?

The Masc Top Lifestyle, Where Is My Hoverboard?, Doctor Burt Reynolds, Dirt Transformation Sequence, Halloween H2O: Just Add Water, and A Dissection of Rick & Morty.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Born Ruffians’s Red, Yellow & Blue
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind
The Venture Bros.

Thanks again to Clem for joining us – you can find them on Twitter @catboyrights, or on tumblr at powerfisto!

Thanks as always to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Check them out at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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EPISODE 116: My Bloody Valentine 3D

Mon, 01 Oct 2018 15:00:00 -0000

SCHLOCKTOBER IS UPON US. SCHLOCKTOBER IS ALL. WE HAVE BEEN SUBSUMED BY THE MIGHT AND POWER OF THE ALL KNOWING SCHLOCKTOBER. DEATH TO FEARBAITING; LONG LIVE THE NEW POD.

*coughs* And, uh, friend of the show Alex Charles is here to pop off the new season with our buddy Dean Winchester in My Bloody Valentine 3D! Join us as we discuss pussy-out looks, Pick-Axe-Man Disease, aaaall of the dimensions, Noobz (2012), eggs, and so much more nonsense!

Big big HUGE shout out and thanks to our very dear friend Satah for mixing us a new intro/outro for the holiday! Check out more of their work at gaygothvibes.online! We love you the most, don’t tell our other children.

EPISODE 115: Halloween (2007)

Mon, 24 Sep 2018 15:00:00 -0000

On this Schlocktober eve, the ghosts of Schlocktober past have occupied our hosts to make them way, way madder about this movie than it deserves. Join us as we recount Rob Zombie’s take on Halloween with potentially misplaced ire, as we ramp up into the monthlong celebration of garbage that is Schlocktober!

In addition to Michael Myers’s Second Coming, we also discussed Beerbaiting, Bad Edits, Motives?, Weird Music Selections, and A Schlocktober Preview!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The original Ace Attorney trilogy
The Paper Chase’s Now You Are One Of Us

Vote on Junius’s Schlocktober movie here! And make sure you tune in to our first Schlocktober stream on Friday, September 28th!

Thank you as always to Satah for our excellent intro and outro music, their music can be found at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 114: Deep Dark

Mon, 17 Sep 2018 14:00:00 -0000

Blair and Sara get a little randy and risqué in this week’s episode as we get dick-deep in the wussy (wall-pussy) of Deep Dark! Join us on this psychosexual experience as we cover topics like Best Emo-Rock Operas, Bougie Sports, Wussy Approval, Weekly Scheduled Actor Googling, Art Discourse, and MORE!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Pokemon Moon
Hospice by The Antlers

THANK YOU AS ALWAYS to Satah at gaygothvibes.online for our intro and outro music! We love you!

EPISODE 113: The Conjuring

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Well folks, Schlocktober is on the horizon! Your hosts are settling into a comfortable fall mood with a perfectly serviceable haunted house movie, with James Wan’s The Conjuring! Join us as we figure out exactly what was buried on these grounds, and also, bullshit about VHS tapes!

We also discuss: MLM/WLW Solidarity, Nut-Inducing Cinematography, Baby Decapitation, Jumpscare Your Parents, DVD Amnesia, Cool Stoner Thoughts, and Does Carolyn Parenn is Possessed?

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Marvel’s Spider-Man
Bark Your Head Off, Dog by Hop Along

Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 112: Evil Dead 2

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 14:33:35 -0000

This week, we bring back on girlfriend-of-half-of-the-show Sophie to get all up in kinda-sequel kinda-remake kinda-parody???? Evil Dead 2! Join us as we talk about deadite fuckability, weather cucking, Surprise Joe Pesci and so much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Gaslight Anthem’s The ‘59 Sound
Revolutionary Girl Utena
Venture Bros.

EPISODE 111: Final Destination 2

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Choo choo! We’re pulling in to our final Final Destination destination. And you know what that means – Sara doesn’t get to write “death is after our hosts again” in the episode descriptions anymore! Let’s enjoy some candy windows and water balloon bodies, one last time.

In addition to Final Destination 2, your deathbound hosts also discussed: Cartoons is the Same, The Nun, Schlocktober Inbound, iMac Pricing, and Death’s Idiot Bitch Ass.

RECOMMENDATIONS

Chvrches
Being Nice About Lacroix

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check them out at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 110: Funny Games U.S.

Mon, 20 Aug 2018 20:13:17 -0000

This week, Sara is taking a break, but Blair brings on Robin Zeno to be complicit in the violence in Funny Games (2007)! Your loss, Sara! Topics include: Brief other-film diversions, Galaxy-Braining, Twinkish Murderboyfriends, Special Tools That Will Help Us Later, and Generally Nerding Out About Horror!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 109: Final Destination

Mon, 13 Aug 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Hey, Sara’s back from her depression diversion! Her void vacation! Her sadness sabbatical! She’s back and ready to talk about death chasing down her and Blair, yet again – somehow, the reaper hasn’t managed to catch up with these two idiots. Anyways, hope you like Glenn Howerton!

In addition to this teen death romp, we also discussed: Burnout Breaks, UHM Rumors, Final Destinalien Covenant, CLEAR???, Glenn Howerton’s Writing Foibles, Kanye Schrek, and The Most Pre-911 Movie Ever.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Flywrench
Good Omens

Thanks as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music!! Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support the show on Patreon!

EPISODE 108: Grave Encounters

Mon, 06 Aug 2018 14:00:00 -0000

This week, returning guest Kit joins us again to talk with Blair about found footage trashfire Grave Encounters! We cover topics such as: Data Rockstars, Counting As Punishment?, Off-brand Zak Bagans, Leatherface, Wall Construction, and MORE!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Hole Down
Until the Horror Goes by John Congleton and the Nighty Nites

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online.

EPISODE 107: The Blackcoat's Daughter

Mon, 30 Jul 2018 18:50:06 -0000

This week, Blair brings on previous guest and friend of the show Rinks back on to hail gay Satan and talk about The Blackcoat’s Daughter! We talk about A24 As A Genre, Weekend Mistakes, Lesbian Horror Movies, Satan As A Genre, and more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

FX’s Fargo
HBO’s Sharp Objects

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music! You can find more of their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 106: Wish Upon

Mon, 23 Jul 2018 15:45:42 -0000

Be careful what you wish for… because Blair and Sara might actually talk about Wish Upon for the next fifty minutes! So face the consequences of your actions and join us this week as we talk about fuckable slender men, monkey paws and genie curses, off-screen gore, morally questionable decisions, and all sorts of other wacky hijinks!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Hollow Knight
Mindhunter

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 105: Videodrome

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Folks, strap in for this one: we say the word “stussy” a lot. It’s Videodrome! Long live the new flesh!

We also discussed DINO DNA, The Technodrome, B.o.B. vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson, Robert Pattinson’s 9/11 Romance, APART-ment, and The Saga of Tiger Girl Fat Pussy.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Secret Little Haven

Thanks as always to Satah for our phenomenal intro/outro music! Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 104: The Purge: Election Year

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 16:56:00 -0000

Who’s ready for some biting political discourse in the form of a horror movie! Well, uh, in that case, maybe look elsewhere, because this week, your hosts Blair and Sara are joined by friend of the show Kit to talk about The Purge: Election Year! Topics include: The stuff in pink lemonade that makes it pink, Murder????, Fuckable SJW Hillary Clinton, A whoooole lotta nothing, Maybe Religion is Bad????????, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Stiff by Mary Roach
Hanebado!
Spelunky

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music!

EPISODE 103: The Evil Dead

Mon, 02 Jul 2018 15:00:00 -0000

HEADS UP: While our show is always NSFW, this episode is particularly so. It’s….well, ribald, moreso than we normally are. Just letting you know ahead of time!

Well folks, it’s been 11 days in June and we’re dealing with the heat death of the universe. Stay frosty out there! In Blair’s absence, because he’s off beating the heat on the water, we’ve got friend of the show Maxie on to talk about The Evil Dead! Join us as we finally complete the conversion to

In addition to Bruce Cambell’s Chin Adventure, we also discussed Impulse Shaming, Scotty 2 Hotty, Thorny on Main, Woodbending, CW: Maxie, Waluevil Dead, and The Benefits of Red Hand.

Check out Maxie on tumblr (maxiesatanofficial), twitter (@MaxieSatan), or at bandcamp (pastelhandgrenade)!

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EPISODE 102: Pet Sematary

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:04:27 -0000

This week, Blair and Sara bring on long time friend-of-Sara Gage to celebrate Father’s Day with the 1989 adaptation of the Stephen King novel Pet Sematary!

On-Screen: Hereditary

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 03:50:32 -0000

SPOILERS ABOUND! Blair and Sara watched Hereditary and are going to spoil the shit outta it while it’s still in theaters! We’re both pretty day drunk so buckle up for the most informed, nuanced, and articulate analysis of this A24-ass film!

Thanks as always to Satah Cameron for our intro and outro music! Find more of their work at http://gaygothvibes.online!

EPISODE 101: Happy Death Day

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 17:09:24 -0000

Please, for the love of god, let this be the one to make it. I’ve written this episode description hundreds of times and I am so, so tired. Please, god. We have talked about beer so many fucking times and I am sick of it. Anyways, we watched Happy Death Day, and had a blast! Let’s hope we don’t reset this day because, god, I keep waking up after 2 hours of sleep.

In addition to the cyclical nature of time, we also discuss Alcohol Flexing, Vague Hereditary Discussions, Michael Caine’s Salad Fingers, Predictive Text Fearbaiting, and Groundhog Day Triggers.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Hereditary
Hotel Artemis

Make sure to tune in for our spoiler cast on Hereditary later this week!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 100: The Centennial Showdown

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 15:25:13 -0000

Come one, come all, to see Blair and Sara hash it out, bracket-style, over which movie was the best one we watched last year for our 100th episode spectacular! Will blood be shed? The past reflected on? Darlings, killed? Friendships, lost???? Probably not that last one, but only by tuning in can you find out!

Thank you as always to Satah for our intro and outro music. You can find more of their work here and support their Patreon here.

Support the show on Patreon!

EPISODE 99: Slither

Mon, 28 May 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Well shit y’all, it’s a scorcher out there! Let’s stay inside and watch a love letter to the yeerks, from Animorphs! Nathan Fillion is here for Slither!

In addition to the yeerks fan-film, we also discussed the Heat Wave, Lars Von Pee-er, Chabillionaire, A Jeff Daniels You Can Fuck, and The Return of Paul!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

A Place Further Than the Universe
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 98: Lake Mungo

Mon, 21 May 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Well folks, it’s been a wiiiild two years! Thanks for sticking through us through thick, thin, and everything in-between! As a celebration, we’ve decided to take on a movie that Sara was to scared to watch back when we started this thing: Lake Mungo!

In addition to this very scary film about trauma, we also discussed Sara’s Move, The Minecraft Movie, Backwards Driving, The Lake House, and Nicole Kidman!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Megalobox
Christopher Eccleston’s run on Doctor Who

Thanks as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music, check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 97: Timecrimes

Mon, 14 May 2018 18:01:46 -0000

The dynamic duo is split again, after only a week of reunion, but worry not! Blair brought friend of the show Jasmine along with him to talk about the 2008 Spanish movie Timecrimes! Topics include: tabletop nonsense, computer whoopsies, the expected amount of time based shenanigans, Abraham Lincoln headcanons, and loads more!

RECOMMEDATIONS:

Testarossa by Yoni & Geti
A Ghost Story

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro! Find more of their work at gaygothvibes.online

EPISODE 96: The Bye Bye Man

Mon, 07 May 2018 17:22:22 -0000

Guess who’s back, bitches! After four long months of hiatus, Blair’s come out the other end of graduating college Cum Lord and has… a few interesting things to divulge to the listening audience. But before any of that! This week we shuffled through the archives of 2017 to find a movie both worth our attention and worth Blair’s return and pulled out… The Bye Bye Man. This crazy-making movie inspires topics such as: Goth Legitimacy, Plot Contrivances, Erotic Maggots, Misused Character Actors, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Moral Orel
My Hero Academia
Getting Out Of Your House (Because If You Break Your Leg You’re Going To Be House Bound For A Month And A Half)

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music!

EPISODE 95: Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!

In addition to Misunderstandings: The Movie, we also discussed Pacific Rimjob, Avengers Spoilers, Shart Story, Ben Stiller Retrospective, Robert DeNiro’s Milk Fabrications, Whitford V. Kaluuya, and Bastussy.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Shadows of a Setting Sun
Subsurface Circular

As always, thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music. Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 94: Suburban Gothic

Mon, 23 Apr 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler’s Suburban Gothic!

In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie, we also discussed Bully Rewards, Garbage Camouflage, Kissinger Clone, 80’s Ghost, Transfomers Lies, and Pest Negotiations.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

She-Hulk
Lumberjanes

Check out Bee on twitter.com/Sprite__Pepsi!

Check Lulu out on In Pursuit of Passions!

Sorry about the weird audio this week – couldn’t fix it in post.

Our intro/outro music was composed by Satah! Check out their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 93: 1408

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels!

In addition to John Cusack’s Haunted Mansion, we also discussed Alek’s Petting Zoo, Best Worst Memes, A Bad Emoji, Mom Shoutouts, Alternate Endings, and Fucking 1408.

RECCOMENDATIONS:

Kingdom Hearts
Minit

Check out Alek on twitter.com/alek214!

Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for the excellent intro/outro song! Check out their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 92: The Host

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 02:44:34 -0000

Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30.

Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her tenure as a broken human! She’s on the mend, but Blair is nowhere to be found. He was last seen boarding a plane to South Korea, and I think I heard him mention something about a chemical agent? Weird. Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie (@estrogenliker on twitter) joined us to talk about the Korean monster-comedy (momedy?) The Host!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Monthly Girls Nozaki-Kun
A Place Further Than the Universe
Mother

Sorry about Sophie’s audio at the end! We fixed it as best we could, so hopefully it’s still audible.

Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes here!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 91: Ginger Snaps 2

Wed, 28 Mar 2018 02:29:37 -0000

This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It’s a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Monster Pulse
The Good Place

Luca can be found on twitter @minervasden

Intro/Outro courtesy of People You Meet Outside of Bars

EPISODE 90: Jennifer's Body

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 15:00:00 -0000

Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, we got Lauren, cohost of Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die (Not a Threat, Just a Fact) to join us to talk about Jennifer’s Body!

In addition to the most Diablo Cody script ever, we also discussed Gamer Moms, A Funny Gay, Is Juno Good?, A Mistimed 420, Love Simone, and Mean Girls but Gayer.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Log Horizon
Mad Max: Fury Road

Check out Lauren on twitter.com/lleblanc_ and runthegems.tumblr.com!

Thank you as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music – please check out their work at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 89: The Wicker Man

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man! No, not the Cage one, the original.

In addition to The Wicker Man, we also discussed Boss Baby Sweep, Game Fucks, Ass Peyote, Oscar Chatter, Tai Lopez’s Tinder Fun, Indi Go Go!, and Future Bloodborne Podcasts.

Check out Andi on twitter, Friends at the Table, and Emojidrome!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Donvan Wolfington’s Waves
Bloodborne

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EPISODE 88: Alien Resurrection

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell ain’t good, but it’s gay, which might be enough? Find out!

In addition to the worst Alien film, we also discussed The Problems With Dave and Buster’s, ABC: Aliens Be Cressurection, Bullet Physics, The Kaluuyaverse, My Name is Purvis, Post-Race Racism, All Xenomorphs Are Queens, and Somebody’s Gotta Be Brooks!

Check out Patrick on Twitter and Tumblr!

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check their music out here!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 87: Death Bed: The Bed that Eats

Mon, 19 Feb 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can’t find him. The bed burped, though, so that’s weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie we’ve watched yet – Death Bed: The Bed that Eats! Also, we didn’t learn our lesson the last time we did a drunkcast, so we got fucked up before this podcast! Whoops!

We also discussed Top Quality Booze, Weenie Greenies, New Hellraiser, A Sweeney Todd Gay, Lulu’s Anime Voice, P’zone Hairs, Sad Dog Facts, Dog Pogs, Pillow Princesses, and a dive into Fallon’s DA history!

Sorry that Fallon’s audio got kinda gunked up at the end – not entirely sure what happened, did my best to sort it out!

Check out Fallon on Twitter, Tumblr, and DeviantART! Also, check them out on Dungeons and Lesbians!

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro theme! Check out their art here!

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EPISODE 86: The Last Exorcism

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 18:14:59 -0000

Hey guys! Blair was supposed to be back this week, but she got possessed by a demon. She’ll be fine, but it’s just gonna take a little while for this Father Karras guy to get him out of her. She’ll be right as rain in no time! In the meantime, our friend Devin joined us to talk about The Last Exorcism!

We also discussed Lulu’s New Bestseller, Bullet Journalism, Young Fears, Larry the Cable Guy Colon Health Inspector, The World’s Most Racist Name, Sweet Egg Nut, Ovipositor Nut, and Satan’s Weed Stash.

Thanks as always to our friend Satah for our theme song, check out their music!

Support us on Patreon!

For reference: Poncho’s Beardie Boobs

EPISODE 85: The Fog

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Well, bad news guys – Blair’s been dead for the last, like, 100 years. So has our friend Michael! Anyways, it’s the anniversary, so Michael’s back among the living for a little while, and he decided to record a podcast with us! Where we watched John Carpenter’s The Fog! Blair’s ghost will come back eventually, I’m sure.

In addition to a poor synopsis of The Fog, we also provide MagicChat, Deep Blue Sea 2, Live Ghosts, Our First Joke, Respect Overdose, and The Good Numbers.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Celeste
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
Mild High Club

Check out Michael on Tumblr and Twitter!

Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah!

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EPISODE 84: Marble Hornets Season 1

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Well guys, bad news – we lost Blair. But she left us some weird movies she made? And not to put her on blast, but they’re kinda poorly made. There’s also a weird dude without a face and he’s in a suit in the background sometimes, which is really kinda scary. Hope she’s okay! While we analyze these tapes, we brought on friend of the show Ashley to talk about the first season of Marble Hornets!

In addition to these Slenderman tapes, we discuss Anime Update, Awful Driver’s Ed, Covers Chat, Dating Sim Expose, and all the creepypasta discussions you could ever possibly want out of Fearbaiting!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Celeste
One Day at a Time
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Check out Ashley on Twitter, Tumblr, and on Audio Entropy!

Thanks to Satah for our excellent intro/outro song! Check out their music!

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EPISODE 83: V/H/S

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Well folks, the (temporary) loss of Blair was a little too much for Luna to handle on her own, so she brought in a pair of guests to assist her! Eva (former guest) and Ken (fresh face) are here, starting off the gauntlet of guests we’ve got coming up! Luna brought them along to watch some old VHS tapes in her house! Where’d she get them? Don’t worry about it – it’s time for V/H/S!

We also discussed Tattoo Chat, Anime Update, The Bye Bye Man, Fraggle Cocks (Again), Fear Itself, and DadParty.mp4.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Bound
Sanrio Boys
Tomie

Check out Eva and Ken on their twitters!

Thanks as always to our friend Satah for the incredible theme song – check out their music here!

Support us on Patreon!

EPISODE 82: The Void

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Well folks, it’s time to say goodbye to Blair (for like four months), because she found herself roped into a weird cult that nobody can really describe? It’s totally fine, don’t worry about it. She said she’ll be back in just 4 months! Anyways, before she left, we watched The Void!

In addition to this 80’s throwback, we also discussed: Blair’s Teary(?) Goodbye, Collegechat, A Brief Scott Pilgrim Aside, Luna’s Time Proposal, An Open Letter To Film Editors, and Cult Desires.

Recommendations:

POP TEAM EPIC
Rilo Kiley’s The Execution of All Things

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EPISODE 81: It (2017)

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 04:04:40 -0000

This week, your hosts get deep in that clussy as we discuss It (2017)! Topics include AGDQ, astral podcasting, the sonic experience of mucus, and monster excitement.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Shape of Water
My Friends And I Were Granted Three Wishes By A Cat Goddess And I Swear I Got Distracted When My Turn Came Around

EPISODE 80: The Corridor

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 16:00:00 -0000

Hey folks! Welcome to the first podcast ever released in 2018! We’re so happy to be awarded this distinction, considering we are also the only podcast now. Sorry, but all your others vanished mysteriously in a cabin up in the woods. Something about some tunnel of light? Yeah, I dunno either. Anyways, we watched The Corridor, and it was better than expected!

In addition to Dreamcatche-I mean, The Corridor, we also discussed Snowboarding Chat, Pseudonym Malarky, A Year in Review, Topical Nosebleeds, and Just How Damn Generic All These Names Are!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Danganronpa
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Intro/outro music courtesy of our friend Satah! Check out their music here!

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EPISODE 79: Final Destination 5

Wed, 20 Dec 2017 05:17:07 -0000

Your hosts are back at it again this week, slurping up that good good horror movie comfort food that is the Final Destination franchise. Topics include: lesbian communes, Grinchdick, communist affirmations, young, dumb, and full of cum, plot contrivances, logic contrivances, and soooo much more!

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EPISODE 78: Frozen

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 01:29:07 -0000

It’s a truly groundbreaking story told by Disney, in which neither princess goes home with a prince and it’s just about the bond between two sisters. Join us this week as we talk about the seminal animated classic, Frozen! We’ll talk about all the songs, recount our favorite jok-hm? Oh, what’s that? ……folks, I’ve been informed that our movie this week is a DIFFERENT Frozen, about some asshole college kids stuck on a ski lift. Whatever, sure, that works too.

Sorry this is a short one, we’re both sick as shit!

In addition to powder-covered mountains, we also discussed Patreon Changes, Chekov’s Pisspants and Some Shouting!

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to 5 pisspants, our hosts gave it a whopping 1 pisspant.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Observer
Food Wishes

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EPISODE 77: Pontypool

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 16:00:00 -0000

Sorry we said Dog Cum so much.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Murder on the Orient Express
of hospitals by children eating birds
Orphan Black

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Check out Matt on tumblr, Twitter, and his podcast Elite Full Restore!

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EPISODE 76: Cube

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 02:48:55 -0000

Hey folks! We’re trapped in a weird array of cubes, any chance you could help us out? Watch your step, some of ’em are trapped – Paul ate shit on a spike a few rooms back. Anyways, pull up a chair, let’s sit down and talk about Cube! Join us as we get into the kitchen, talk to mom, and say some of the worst words we’ve ever said on this podcast!

In addition to the boxy hell that is Cube, we also discussed Chef Luna (here’s her recipe!), Dax Shepardverse, Horrible Cunnilingus Analogies (PLEASE SKIP), Crapitalism, Sans Undertale, Kid Nation, and Robofuckin!

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five cubes, our hosts both gave this movie a true should-shrugging 3/5 cubes.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Land of the Lustrous Solitary (Season 1 Only)

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EPISODE 75: Tag

Tue, 21 Nov 2017 04:01:11 -0000

Friend of the show Saf has decided to join us to discuss the most esoteric and heartfelt gorefest that we may have ever seen, in our lives? Anyways a bus full of people get sliced in half hamburger-style and it’s incredibly good. Let’s talk about it!

Also, thanks for sticking with us through this rough release schedule as of late, we’ve been living hectic experiences for the past while, but we should be all set in a few weeks’ time! Thanks for your patience – y’all are the best. Additionally, sorry for the bad audio quality, we had to record via a backup. Back on good audio next week!

We also discussed The Only Lesbian Top, Luna’s Big Announcement, Ghost Ship’d, A Great M83 Joke, The Mandela Effect, A Long Anime Chat, The Matrix But On A Racetrack, and Another Fucking Incel/Volcel/Nofap Discussion.

RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 Boar-Headed Backflips, each host gave this movie a hard 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Casino Royale
Another
Romaplasm

Check out Saf on twitter, tumblr, and instagram!

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EPISODE 74: Creep 2

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 16:00:00 -0000

Hey, you wanna come out to an isolated place in the woods and film your favorite podcast hosts again? Well good news, we’ve got $1,000 and a sharp knife for you! Unrelated, we watched Creep 2 this week, and it was extremely good! Join us on this journey!

In addition to Creep 2, your hosts also discussed Spam Defense, A Special Announcement, Smoothie Chat, Our Types, Daaron, The Ultimate Comedy of Describing Vines, and Some Rankings!

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to 5 Saras Which Love Their Juicy Fruit, your hosts had the following to say: LUNA: 4.5 – no, 5 out of 5 Saras. BLAIR: Full 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS: Getting drunk with your friends and watching a classic horror movie SPAM

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EPISODE 73: The Wailing

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 16:32:41 -0000

This week, Blair and Luna take a pallet cleanser following Schloktober by watching and talking about a good movie this week. Imagine that! This week, we talk about The Wailing, a 2016 Korean horror movie about cops and demons!

Topics include Bad Discourse, Ready Player One with zombies, what if it was Jason Vore-hees, you know, like vore instead of Voor, like, what if it was that instead of Voorhees, I just think that’s a really funny joke, I don’t know about you but I think we should all spend a really long time thinking about Jason Vore-hees.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Last Podcast on the Left
Slowbeef’s let’s play of Dead to Rights

EPISODE 72: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 15:00:00 -0000

As Schlocktober comes to an end, we welcomed back good friends of the show, The Brotherhood Without Manners join us to talk about Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan! Join us, Brooks, and Eddy, as we talk about a movie that really doesn’t quite deliver on the promise made by the title!

In addition to this lie of a movie, we also discuss Weed Plot Holes, The Bye Bye Man Official Video Game, Very Funnie Jigsaw Talk, Jason VOREhees, Jim Opinions, A Depressing Lonely Island Tangent, Tim Allen’s Real-Ass Name, and A The Mask Revelation.

On a scale of 0 to 5 Toby’s, your hosts had the following to say: Eddy: I’m gonna give it 2 Toby’s. Luna: I feel like I was lied to, so I think 1.5 Toby’s. Blair: 2 Toby’s, because of how little a role Manhattan played. Brooks: 2 Toby’s!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Nier: Automata
Goths
American Vandal
Duolingo

Check out Brooks and Eddy on Postgame of Thrones and Yare Yare Boys!

Thanks again to Satah for their excellent theme song that kept us going through all of Schlocktober! Check out their music here!

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EPISODE 71: The Covenant

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 15:00:00 -0000

Folks, I’m gonna be up front with y’all – this is a rough one. Blair and Satah (beloved guest and creator of our incredible Schlocktober theme song!) go on like a 10 minute tangent about Homestuck shipping. And that’s not even the only shipping tangent we go on. Welcome to The Covenant, folks! Luna sums up the plot in about 60 seconds, and we spend the rest talking about nothing that relates to it! It’s Schlocktober, baby, get with it!

In addition to boiwitches, we also talk about That Centrist Feeling, Yowie!, Bad Theatrical Releases, A/B/O Dissertation, A Horrifying Amount of Time Spent on Homestuck Shipping, Fearbaiting Enemy AU (Feargating!), Garold: Destroyer of Laptops, and Skateboard CGI.

RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 SebStans, your hosts had the following to say: LUNA: There was one SebStan in this movie so it gets a one. BLAIR: Half a SebStan. One Seb. SATAH: I sighed a bunch. 0.25 SebStans.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Alters
WHY?’s Alopecia
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
The Bright Sessions

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EPISODE 70: The Lock In

Mon, 16 Oct 2017 15:00:00 -0000

This week, your hosts Blair and Luna are cursed by friend of the show Andi as they make us watch this Baptist anti-pornography anti-masturbation propaganda found footage horror movie. We know, it’s just as baffling as it sounds.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Bayonetta
I Only Listen to the Mountain Goats
Bedtime Boys
Weaves’ Wide Open

EPISODE 69: Smiley

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 15:41:30 -0000

Your hosts this week are so, so, so sorry that we forgot to mention that this was the 69th episode and hope desperately that you’ll find it in your heart to forgive us. Uh, also, we were joined by friend of the show Michelle and watched Smiley this week, a 4chan themed horror movie that, yes, is exactly as bad as it sounds. Welcome to week two of Schlocktober!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Fleet Foxes’ Self Titled
Cuphead
Tongues Untied
Death Note (2017)

You can find Michelle on her podcast Reloading the Canon or listen to her music as Contain.

EPISODE 68: #HORROR

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 15:00:00 -0000

A year has passed, and we’re back for your favorite festive exploration of the absolute bottom of the fucking barrel of horror movies! It’s SCHLOCKTOBER! To start, we decided to look at a movie that’s taking a bold stance in this day and age: teens spend just way too much time on their dang phones! #HORROR is here to put them in their place! Joining them for this #HORRORshow is friend of the show Eva!

In addition to the waste of artistic vision that was #HORROR, your hosts also discussed: Hewwo??, Competitive Slashtag, Three Minutes of Gaming, Bedcasting, Weed Strains, Defining Slashtag, Banksy’s Subtlety, Scary Statues, Resume Contents, and Kiss Movies!

On a scale of zero to 5 Hours of your Life Wasted, your hosts had the following to say: BLAIR: Maybe like a 1.5? Maybe a 2? LUNA: 1. EVA: 2!

Recommendations:

Nick Drake’s Five Leaves Left
Youtube.com/BrutalMoose
Slutever
Red Fang’s Only Ghosts
Marika Hackman’s I’m Not Your Man

Check out Eva on twitter @eva_ursa!

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EPISODE 67: Most Likely to Die

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 15:00:00 -0000

Join your hosts this week as we get ready for our high school reunion by watching Most Likely to Die! You can’t get mad at us for this one, the patrons voted for it, so pack your bags and get ready to reopen old high school drama as we talk about topics such as: glass blown Pickle Rick, gender pills, Pennywise discourse, Danzig polls, lukewarm murder, Blair’s guide to quitting your job, and SO much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Support us on Patreon!

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EPISODE 66: Holidays

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 15:00:00 -0000

You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it.

In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence Disdain, Evan Sucks Big Fucking Dick High School, Seth Green’s Filmography, Horrible Jesus Rabbit, Mr. Huge Jorts Himself, Making Pornsite Accounts In 2016, and Ladies Love Cool James.

RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 holidays, our hosts had the following to say. Luna: 1.5 out of 5 holidays. Blair: A less generous 1 out of 5 holidays

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Destiny 2
Bury Me at Makeout Creek by Mitski

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EPISODE 65: XX

Tue, 12 Sep 2017 16:07:51 -0000

This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the most audible disappointment ever.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Over the Garden Wall
Lucky Number Slevin

EPISODE 64: Splice

Mon, 04 Sep 2017 15:00:00 -0000

Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while the beast runs rampant in upstate NY, we decided to sit down and record an episode on the oddly topical Splice.

In addition to genetic monstrosities flying directly in the face of god, your hosts also discussed Weird Car Sightings, An Extremely Long Green Lantern Tangent, Anime Chatter, iCarly Recap, Milestone Episodes, EXTREMELY Funny N.E.R.D. Jokes, An EXTREMELY Bad Ending, and BYOF (Build Your Own Fursona).

RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 flesh boys, our hosts both gave this movie a VERY lukewarm 2.5 out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Steal My Sunshine
All Hail West Texas

REFERENCED MEDIA:

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EPISODE 63: Prince of Darkness

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 16:52:29 -0000

This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness! This week we discuss topics such as [BLAIR PLEASE PUT SOMETHING HERE WHEN YOU’RE NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED] and much, much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Can’t Maintain by AJJ
The Expanse

EPISODE 62: The Final Girls

Mon, 21 Aug 2017 15:00:00 -0000

Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – I don’t think this gimmick will work in the episode descriptions twice!

School Fever, Buttrock Dissection, Nazi Punchin, Schlocktober Prep, The Final Girls vs. Final Girl, A Weird and Long Seventh Son Discussion, Bifurcation Via Trauma, Film’s Best Striptease, and Entering Movies.

RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 Sucked Turds, your hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5 out of 5! Not giving it the full 5 because I didn’t give Scream a 5, and this isn’t as good as that. Luna: Oh, same, except I gave Scream a 5.

RECOMMENDATION:

Homestar Runner
Not running into your neighbor’s fencepost
Brand New’s Science Fiction

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EPISODE 61: The Ring

Tue, 15 Aug 2017 21:22:24 -0000

This week, your hosts only have seven days to get through this discussion of The Ring, come join us! Topics include Sibling Antics, Fearbaiting ARGs, Dabbing, Oogieloves, and Gay Tin Tin Hospital.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Until Dawn
Hospice by The Antlers

Please help friend of the show Roy! https://www.youcaring.com/natasharoyarnold-835707

EPISODE 60: Thirteen Ghosts

Mon, 07 Aug 2017 07:30:00 -0000

This week, Blair and Luna get freaky with numbers as we discuss the frankly perplexing movie Thirteen Ghosts. In addition to trying to figure out how many ghosts is too many, your hosts discuss topics like musical intolerances, basic math, Wish Upon updates, Blair still talking about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Monk and Shaggy, the very funny number 69, and the very funny word boners.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Bone
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

EPISODE 59: Eraserhead

Mon, 31 Jul 2017 15:00:00 -0000

It’s Lynch season on Fearbaiting, by which I mean that it’s time for us to watch one Lynch film, be completely overwhelmed, and decide not to do another one for the rest of the year! This movie was a waking nightmare, but in spite of that it was pretty good! In addition to Eraserhead, your hosts discussed: Number Fucking, Bottom of the Barrel Proposals, Lon Chaney Joke Explanations, It’s Eraserhead!, BakersDozenhead, Horror Movie Incels, Tesla Buttplugs, Fucking Pay Attention Binnie, and Eraserhead Crossover Fanfiction.

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Eraserhead Babies, our hosts both gave it a 4 out of 5!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Kingdom Heartache
King of the Hill

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EPISODE 58: Stay Alive

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 17:06:45 -0000

This week, your hosts jack into the matrix as they try to unravel the increasingly convoluted plot of Stay Alive, and try not to die in the process. Topics include Ready Player One, upgraded tech, topical Wii jokes, Ready Player One, Sword Art Online, Frankie Muniz, and Ready Player One.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Lana del Rey’s Lust For Life
Spiderman: Homecoming

EPISODE 57: Dead Ringers

Mon, 17 Jul 2017 15:00:00 -0000

It dawns on us, halfway through recording: Maybe we should have picked a different movie to talk about while fucked up on FourLoko? Regardless, your hosts watched and then… kind of talked about Dead Ringers this week, while full of that nasty, nasty FourLoko poison, and we invite you to try to remember what happened that night with us. Hey, you can’t blame us. You asked for this.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Nyx Fears
Friends at the Table

EPISODE 56: Man Vs.

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 15:44:37 -0000

Pack your bags and bring your tent! This week, your hosts are taking you camping!!!!! Now, we’re no survivalists, but we did happen to watch a horror movie about one, which is basically just as good, so gather around the campfire and let Blair and Luna tell you about Man Vs., and we’ll discuss topics such as: Surrealist advertising, Syfy sponsored graphics, Boss Baby out on BluRay, propeller dynamics, and so much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

EPISODE 55: Ginger Snaps

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 15:00:00 -0000

So, bad news: Blair’s a werewolf now. I mean it’s pretty cool to be honest but it makes podcasting difficult. So in the meantime, we’ve got returning guest Luca here to talk about Ginger Snaps! Kinda weird how on-theme Luca’s selection was, but whatever! Sorry about the weird audio around the 14 minute mark – no idea how to fix that without destroying the episode.

In addition to some very distressed goth sisters, we discuss Cracker Crunch ASMR, Anime Chat, Luna is Very Tired, Luna Leaves And Luca Talks About Trolls, Welcome to Baileyshits, Goth Club Adventures, That Wolverine Shit, MoreThanBrothersDotNet, Nut-Transferable Lyncanthropy, and A New Segment!

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Hormonal Toilets, your hosts had the following to say: Luca: Four out of five! Luna: Yeah, about a 3.5 out of 5. Pretty solid!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Trolls (2016)
Baby Driver

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EPISODE 54: Scream

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 18:09:00 -0000

This week, your hosts sit down and watch a horror-comedy classic: Wes Craven’s Scream! Topics include: MURDER 👏 BOYFRIENDS👏, life threatening dabs, unfortunate tattoos, sales on Monsters, Matthew Lllard, and greasy, horrible hair.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

MirrorMask
A Ghost Story

EPISODE 53: Rosemary's Baby

Mon, 19 Jun 2017 20:45:21 -0000

This week on Fearbaiting, your hosts dive headlong into the wild world of 1960s satanic witchcraft and baby makin’ as we discuss Rosemary’s Baby! Topics include: the joys of rice, haunted baby-ness, Charlie Sheen’s HUGE boner, lesbian tennis, chocolate mouse, fun with anagrams, and so much more.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

It Comes At Night
Movies with Mikey

Support us on Patreon!

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EPISODE 52: This House Has People In It

Mon, 12 Jun 2017 17:12:45 -0000

Welcome, everyone, to the second episode of everyone’s favorite podcast, Fearbaiting colon Boy in the House! This week, your beloved host Alek invites returning guest Blair and new-to-the-show Luna to talk about AB Video Solution’s This House Has People In It. Remember to wash your hands before and after listening to this podcast, as it is the number one way to contract Lynks disease! Topics include: Mountain Dew, esports, modern absurdism, terrifying ways your house can be, shipping! and so much more…

RECOMMENDATIONS:

EPISODE 51: Final Destination 3

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 15:00:00 -0000

We narrowly avoided death last time, but we’re still haunted by its specter. But we took some important time out of running from the grim reaper’s machinations to sit down, watch Final Destination 3, and then talk about it! We also discuss The Bye Bye Man Returns, Lesbian Broccoli, Luna Gets Musical, Competitive Pronunciation, A Bevy of Zac Efron Knockoffs, PSP Opinions, Workout Tipz, DVNO: The Anti-ASMR, and Death of the Host. RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Fuck You Ben Franklins, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: This is a full five out of five. Luna: Absolutely same. Knock back a few beers with friends and watch it.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Our new Animorphs podcast, The Wonder Yeerks!
The Love Witch
Sherlock is Garbage, and Here’s Why

Referenced Media: The Centrifuge Brain Project If you’d like to support Fearbaiting, please donate to our Patreon!

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

EPISODE 50: In the Mouth of Madness

Mon, 22 May 2017 15:00:00 -0000

This week, your hosts celebrate their semi-centennial episode with a good ol’ fashioned John Carpenter flick, In the Mouth of Madness. A divisive movie to be sure, potentially producing a divisive podcast episode as well, because in this one: Blair tickles your ears with some ASMR, Luna takes off her shirt, there are vore jokes, celebrity conspiracy theories, things get real rough and rowdy, generally speaking, and your host make approximately five hundred diversions. All in a day’s work.

RATINGS (0 to 5 Slow-Mo Dogs) Blair – 4/5 Luna – 4.5/5

RECOMMENDATIONS:

EPISODE 49: The Blair Witch Project

Mon, 15 May 2017 15:00:00 -0000

On this very special anniversary episode of Fearbaiting, our hosts talk about Blair’s favorite movie of all time, The Blair Witch Project! We also announce our new Animorphs spinoff project, The Wonder Yeerks! Yes, we know we call it “The Golden Yeerks,” that’s wrong. And we announce our Patreon! More information about that can be found at this link. Once again, just wanted to say a genuine thanks for all the support we’ve had from our listeners this past year.

We also discuss: Dad Dabs, The Podcast Killer, Composer Factz, Our Shortest Plot Summary, Fearbaiting Superlatives, Flashbacks!, Fearbaiting’s Best Meme, Li’l Jimmy’s Troubling Addiction, and Luna Loses Her Shit Over Blair Witch Project Games.

RATINGS Our hosts skipped ratings this week on accident! Whoops! Kinda hard to rate The Blair Witch Project, though.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Moana
American Gods
MISCELLANY

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

EPISODE 48: The Craft

Mon, 08 May 2017 15:00:00 -0000

This week Blair and Luna are joined by chaotic trickster spirit and friend of the show Satah to talk about The Craft! And it gets… pretty hectic, as they play fast and loose with what can legally be considered a podcast about movies. But stick with us! They cover topics such as, a harrowing b-plot to remember the name of an album, one woman’s desperate attempts to keep the gang on topic, sharks, super flirty sleepovers, being a teenager in the 90s, and lesbian potentiality.

RATINGS: Luna – Ehhh???/5 fake plane crashes Blair – 3/5 fake plane crashes Satah – 3/5 fake plane crashes

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Yare Yare Boys
No Shape – Perfume Genius
Campaign Podcast (again!)

EPISODE 47: The Babadook

Mon, 01 May 2017 15:00:00 -0000

This week, your hosts are joined by actual literate human person and former professor of one half of your usual crew, Brian Hauser to discuss The Babadook. This week we talk about film and genre and the meaningfulness of horror in the cultural sphere, goddamn it, because we’re college-educated individuals with an interest in the theoretical examination of the things we’re passionate about and we don’t even make one dick joke this week, I swear to god.

RATINGS: Luna – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel Blair – 4/5 bowls of gruel Brian – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel with a side of Ambien

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Double King
Hulu’s television adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale
Rosemary’s Baby
Don’t Look Now
Phase IV

Misc. Goodies Mentioned on the Show

EPISODE 46: Last Shift

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 15:00:00 -0000

Sorry we’re late again! But, not unlike last week, this episode is all in your mind! So it’s your fault, again. What’s your problem? Don’t keep yourself waiting like that! Anyways, this week, the Fearbaiting in your brain watched Last Shift! Listen to us talk about workplace woes and get very explicitly communist for a minute or two.

Also discussed: Marxbaiting, Fuckfest 2k17, TPTCFHAH Rides, Podcast Inheritance, A Parody of Ourselves, It’s a Friends!, A Moment to Reflect, Made of the Fear of God, Busy Child Impressions, Luna’s German Vocabulary, Go Read a Fucking Book You Nerds, and It’s Time For Pizza Baby!

RATINGS On a scale of zero to five Ghost Dads, our hosts had the following to say Luna: Bill Cosby! But really more like a 3 out of 5. Blair: 2.5 out of 5 ghost dads.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Chihayafuru
Vampire’s Kiss

If you guys have any questions you’d like to ask an actual smart person, Luna’s former college film professor will be on next week to talk about The Babadook!

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

EPISODE 45: They Look Like People

Tue, 18 Apr 2017 15:51:14 -0000

Sorry we’re late! There were a lot of things getting in our way this week, but it’s okay, because in this week’s belated episode, this podcast doesn’t really exist and it’s all in your mind! So really, it’s your fault we’re late. The Blair in your mind has selected Perry Blackshear’s 2015 debut They Look Like People! Also, the Luna in your mind spends fifteen fucking minutes talking about Animorphs.

In two weeks, we’re gonna have an actual smart person on our podcast to talk about The Babadook. Please send in any questions you might have for a college professor of film!

We also discuss: Recording Tribulations, Chemtrails Explained, Actual TAZ Spoilers From 9:21 To 12:37, Trans Things in Media, Sir Billi Chat (feat. Luna Incompetence), Animorphs Animosity, Clown Fucking, Fearbaiting ASMR, Overwatch Content, Aggressive Listener Questions, and Rare Sincerity.

RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 Blobby Wars, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: Solid 5. Luna: A mildly reluctant 5 Blobby Wars.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Paprika
Logan
Pouring river water in your shoe

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

EPISODE 44: Dead Silence

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 18:52:11 -0000

This week, your intrepid host dive into the dark, murky waters of one of the most ominous subjects out there: ventriloquism. Yes, that’s right, you heard it here first, we watch James Wan’s Dead Silence this week, and then, consequently, we talk about it. Not only that, but we cover other topics, as well! Such topics include: Video game hype, uncomfortable recording set ups, the passing of time, Donnie Wahlberg, and the very logistics of this film

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Moh Lhean by Why?
Dungeons and Lesbians

RATINGS: Blair – 2.5/5 Donnie Wahlbergs Luna – 2.5/5 Donniw Walhbergs

EPISODE 43: The Autopsy of Jane Doe

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 20:13:48 -0000

This week Blair and Luna bring on notorious commenter Luca to attest for their crimes… and to watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe with them. Just, you know, while everyone’s in the same place. Topics include, but are not limited to: A mini MBMBaM recap podcast hidden within this podcast, the merits and drawbacks of Fallout: New Vegas, toilet fears, shower spooks, an absence of Tim Curry, free speech, as well as introducing a hit new segment: Bad Letterboxd Reviews!

RATINGS: On a scale of one to five Stanleys (Stan Lees?) your lovely hosts gave this movie — Blair: 3.5/5 Luna: 4/5 Luca: 3/5

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Subnautica
S-Town
Campaign Podcast

EPISODE 42: Horsemen

Mon, 27 Mar 2017 15:00:00 -0000

In what may be the least inspired film choice in Fearbaiting’s history, Luna basically picked this film out of a hat, and boy is it a stinker! Join us as we discuss the 2008 Dennis Quaid vehicle Horsemen! Hope you’re up for a very angry Blair, folks.

We also discuss: Podcast Infiltration, Beauty and the Beast Chat, Miniature Killer Recap, Better Than Charnel House?, Incredible Foley, Smiley Spoilers, Blair Gets Fucking Pissed, The Tetanus Of It All, We’re Banky, and Call It Hooks!

RATINGS On a scale of zero to five Tooth Detectives, our hosts had the following to say: Luna: 1 out of 5 Tooth Detectives. Blair: 1 out of 5 Tooth Detectives.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Cool Games, Inc.
Orbiting Human Circus

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

EPISODE 41: Southbound

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 16:00:00 -0000

Join your hosts this week as we talk about the American southwest horror anthology Southbound. But not just that! We also tackle topics such as: the weather, nightcore, Power Rangers, the fact that things are sometimes older than we remember them being, and where all those fucked up guys went.

RATINGS: Both Blair and Luna rated this movie 3.5/5 Poorly Cloned Adrien Brodys.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Rabbits
Stories Untold

EPISODE 40: Get Out

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 23:42:42 -0000

At long last, Blair is back in a funky-fresh mid-week episode to talk about Get Out with Luna and, back at it again, special guest Zach! Topics include, but are not limited to: Uncanny celebrity encounters, K.A. Applegate deepcuts, and deep, insightful social commentary.

RATINGS: Both Blair, Luna, and Zach gave Get Out 5/5 half eaten Froot Loops.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Under the Skin
In Conflict by Owen Pallett
Breath of the Wild

EPISODE 39: Lights Out

Mon, 06 Mar 2017 16:00:00 -0000

Blair’s in the big apple this weekend, so we’re joined by friend of the show Zach to talk about our first James Wan flick, Lights Out! We also spend like half an hour talking about video games. Sorry again about the audio – there’s some construction happening in Luna’s house, as well as some bass playing.

We also discuss: A Lot of Video Games, Brad Vaughn’s Reign, The Blore, Night Hag, ETrade Baby Returns, Foley Work, G4’s Demise, Retail Funtimes, The Litigiousness of Tom Petty, Bass Dad, and Megamind Gifs.

RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 sriracha chips, our hosts had the following to say:Luna: 3 out of 4 sriracha chips. Zach: 3.5 out of 4 sriracha chips.

RECOMMENDATION:

Horizon Zero Dawn
Two Best Friends Play Tony Hawk’s Underground
Snot Girl

Zach can be found @cataquacks on twitter, and at knightzoned on tumblr.

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EPISODE 38: You're Next

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 16:00:00 -0000

This week, our hosts return to a favorite genre, home invasion, with the 2011 film You’re Next! We also get, like, DICK deep into time cube explanations.

We also discuss: Sausage Party Sweep, The Big Shorts, Stuna, Remembering When A Stranger Calls, Very Funny Drake Jokes, Explaining Time Cube, BlenderDeath, Boss Baby = Time Cube?, Secret Mask Societies, and Murder Playlists.

RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 time cubes, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4 out of 5 time cubes. Luna: 4.5; regrettably not the 4 that Gene Ray would have wanted.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Night in the Woods
Lasagna Cat

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EPISODE 37: The Shining

Tue, 21 Feb 2017 16:00:00 -0000

After our long weekend, we’re back with a real juicy episode for you all! Stepping in for Luna this week is friend of the show Alek, who joins Blair to talk about The Shining! And… pretty much only talk about that. It’s a big ol’ movie with a lot in there to discuss, so we get our hands nice and dirty in it.

RATINGS: Both Alek and Blair gave the movie 4.5/5 bearjobs.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Gregory Horror Show

EPISODE 36: The Charnel House

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 04:44:31 -0000

Did you think last week’s movie was too good a movie about parallel universes? Well, do we have a movie for you! This week, Blair and Luna dive into an absolute stinker, 2016’s The Charnel House, and find out exactly what’s haunting this giant apartment complex with seven tenants. Buckle up, folks. We get angry.

P.S. Sorry if the audio gets a bit out of sync at times – there were a handful of recording snafus this week.

We also discuss: Everything is Sans, Darnielle Sadness, Wilford Brimley’s Failed Clone, Garbage Disposal Ruminations, New Segment: Highest Point Lowest Point, Minor Skype Issues, Luna Takes a Break, and Owned By Libsyn Comments

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Batter Patties, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: Like, a goose egg Luna: I 1000% agree. Zero Batter Patties

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Stop Podcasting Yourself
From Under the Cork Tree

EPISODE 35: Coherence

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 17:00:00 -0000

Join Blair and Luna, with special guest Rinks–wait, and… special guests Blair, Luna and Rinks, as well as Blair, Luna, and Rinks… with a cameo from Rinks’s cat–as they talk about the movie Coherence! We get down and dirty with this real thinker of a film, and before you dive on in, this is one of the few movies on our show where you’d get the most out of the movie by going in cold. We won’t call the feds on you if you don’t, but go give it a watch before you barrel into our babblings on this flick!

Topics this week include: Petite bourgeoisie tea bags, cats in boxes, multiverse shenanigans, Eau du High School, and a beautiful musical number from the one and only Luna.

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO FIVE “Bottles of Ketamine”: All three of us gave it a solid 5/5

RECOMMENDATIONS:

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EPISODE 34: Would You Rather?

Mon, 30 Jan 2017 16:00:00 -0000

Would you rather listen to this podcast or read this description? The good news is that you don’t have to make a choice! This week, Blair and Luna watched Would You Rather, and had very conflicted feelings about it? We also say some very, very bad things. I’d apologize here but neither of us are truly that sorry.

We also discuss: Hometown Heroes, Fearbaiting T-Shirts, Rating Jack-Off Motions, Pennywise the Tax Specialist, Perfect Impressions, Impressive Foley, and Totally Spies Kinkiness

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Sjamboks, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 3 out of 5. Luna: 3 out of 5 – no, 3.25 out of 5. Wait, no 2.5 out of 5. Yeah, that.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Obsidian by Baths
Resident Evil 7

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EPISODE 33: Apollo 18

Mon, 23 Jan 2017 17:00:00 -0000

YOU KNOW I HAD TO TURN INTO DARKIPLIER 2: #4BIDDENKNOWLEDGE: LUNARTRUTH.COM

RATING: On a scale of 1-5 LUNARTRUTH.COMs Blair: 3/5 Luna: 3.5/5

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Goodbye to Halos
St. Vincent – St. Vincent

EPISODE 32: It Follows

Mon, 16 Jan 2017 16:00:00 -0000

Everyone loved this movie back when it first came out in 2014; does it hold up? Join Luna and Blair as we discuss It Follows! Also, enjoy the smartest discussion we’ve probably ever had on the podcast. It was weird.

We also discuss: Our First Sponsorship, La La Land vs. The Bye Bye Man, We Literally Can’t Stop Talking About Split, Actually Smart Shit, Text to Speech Interruptions, Marry Fuck Kill: Greg Paul or Hugh, Greg Status, How To Kill The It Follows, A Really Bad Plan To Kill The It Follows, and Arthur Discourse

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Shitty-Ass Aardvarks, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 3.5 out of 5. Luna: 3.25 out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Wicked + The Divine

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EPISODE 31: Green Room

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 21:03:14 -0000

This week, per the request of close friends with good opinions, we dive into the horrors of the more… political realm, as we watch and talk about Nazi punk horror/thriller Green Room! Join us as we discuss the political implications of this film, as well as babble about how dope it looks.

Topics also include: The cast of Sharkboy and Lava Girl, the trials and tribulations of same-name dating, fake torture tactics, flirty 14th century double dating, Maeby Funke, and poignant political discourse.

RATINGS: On a scale of 1-5 Nazi dogs, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5/5 Luna: 5/5

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Manchester by the Sea
Oh No Ross and Carrie

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EPISODE 30: Saw 3D

Mon, 02 Jan 2017 16:00:00 -0000

We chose this week’s movie wanting to watch some brainless gore, but apparently the Saw franchise has a deep mythos and we wound up way out of our depths! Whoops! Join us as we watch what was supposed to be the final entry in everyone’s favorite gore porn series, Saw 3D!

We also discuss: The Dabventure Zone, The Podcast Braise, Podcast Horny, Saw-rys, Weirdly Specific Friend Requirements, Jigsaw’s Pizza Trap, Oogieloves Curse, Grimdark Double Dare, and Jigsaw’s Alignment.

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five No-Nip Bobbys, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 1.5 out of 5. Luna: 2 out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

INSIDE
Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit

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EPISODE 29: Silent Night, Deadly Night

Tue, 27 Dec 2016 16:00:00 -0000

In what is our most divisive episode yet, we welcome our good friend Li’l Clem (@ocsularia) to discuss your favorite scary Christmas movie, Silent Night Deadly Night! We also discuss: Blizzard Invents Gay, Jack The Destroyer, Known Murderer Joe Cool, Weekend at Ernest’s, Ye Olde Punk’d, Saved By The Smell, Old-Ass Memes, and They Made FIVE Of These? RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Living Haunted Dolls, our hosts had the following to say. Blair: 3 and a whatever out of 5. Luna: 3.5 out of 5. Li’l Clem: 420 out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

The Besties
Cheap Thrills
Creepshow and Creepshow 2
The Atomic Cafe

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EPISODE 28: The Thing

Mon, 19 Dec 2016 17:00:00 -0000

This week, we dive into the tundra and and pop out of the snowbanks with another festively themed episode as we talk about John Carpenter’s The Thing. Among confronting the gripping paranoid and distrust of your fellow crewmates, topics this week include the Technicalities of Arson, the rush that comes from shucking responsibility, Luna Browsing the Internet, Wintertime Illness Woes, Famous Animal Actors, and Furry Origin Stories.

RATINGS: Blair – 5/5 Jed the Dogs. Luna – 5/5 Jed the Dogs.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Yuri!!! on Ice
Nichijou

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EPISODE 27: Krampus

Mon, 12 Dec 2016 17:00:00 -0000

The seasons are a-changing, there is snow on the ground (depending on where you are in the world), and, for a handful of belief systems and practices, the holiday season is nearly upon us. Trying to help you all gear up for the festivities, we are delving into some wintery-themed horror movies, and, as a consequence, we watch Krampus this week! Yes, that’s right, the inexplicable horror-christmas-comedy 2015 gifted us. This week we cover topics such as: Chunk, PC culture, vore puppets, and much, much more.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Amplitude
The Great British Bakeoff

EPISODE 26: The Final Destination

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 16:00:00 -0000

Well, now that Good Movie November is over, we take a look at one of the schlockiest franchises Hollywood has to offer: Final Destination. Blair and Luna take some time to tackle the fourth entry in the series!

We also discuss: Mean Managers, Flip Capability, Eddie Redmayne Impressions, Football’s New Theme Song, Smash Mouth Memories, and The Lethality of Carwashes.

RATINGS: Blair: As a good movie, 2.5 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, full 5 out of 5. Luna: As a good movie, 2 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, 4.5 out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Bokurano
Peanut butter cookies

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EPISODE 25: Halloween (1978)

Mon, 28 Nov 2016 16:18:46 -0000

Technically, we missed the titular holiday by about a month with this one, but better late than never! Join us for the seminal Carpenter classic Halloween! This week we also discuss: False Starts, Pokéchunk, Jamie Lee Curtis Yogurt, New Character: Stoner JLC, and the 70s, Man!! RATINGS: Both hosts give Halloween 4.5 falling mannequin Michael Myers out of a potential 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Bloodborne
Arrival

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EPISODE 24: Donnie Darko

Mon, 21 Nov 2016 16:00:00 -0000

Okay, okay, we know Donnie Darko isn’t a very scary movie, but Frank is kinda spooky, right? ….right? Anyways, bear with us as we discuss (and even explain a bit!) this cult classic from 2001.

We also discuss: HD Luna, Hacking the Postgame of Thrones RSS Feed, Recommending Memes and Dabbing, Building Foley, Time Travel Anime, Bullet Value, Smurf Fucking, and Beethoven Vitriol.

RATINGS: Both hosts give Donnie Darko 4 smurf gangbangs out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Totally Reprise
Trans-Mission Radio
A nice hot cocoa

The referenced Donnie Darko explanation can be found here!

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EPISODE 23: Nightmare on Elm Street

Mon, 14 Nov 2016 20:24:25 -0000

Welcome welcome back! We get real wild and rowdy this week as we talk about the Wes Craven horror classic Nightmare on Elm Street. Well, barely talk about it. Topics include: bags of blood, shitty fast food, outdated memes, and Pears.

The Vine Luna told Blair to put in the show notes can be found here: https://vine.co/v/ObbKrpn5JwL

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Westworld
Ryan North’s The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

EPISODE 22: Alien

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 16:00:00 -0000

Gooftober is Gooftover! Thanks for sticking with us while we watched two fucking Scary Movies. But now we’re back watching good movies, starting with Alien!

Also discussed: Our inability to stop talking about Scary Movie, how much we’ve missed good movies, Unfriended vs. Smiley, John Hurt’s Squirt Shirt, a terrible British accent, how to properly care for your space cat, and a very incensed letter about Bonestorm.

Recommendations:

22, A Million
Bokurano
Perdido Street Station
Two Best Friends Play Silent Hill 3

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EPISODE 21: Scary Movie 3

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 16:00:00 -0000

In this week’s episode, Fearbaiting get iPad! Luna’s not here to tag along, so things get pretty rowdy without her as we’re joined by Michael to just barely talk about Scary Movie 3 as we round off Gooftober! Thank you all for joining us through this wild and crazy ride!

Recommendation this week:

Dr. Dog’s B-Room
Black Mirror season 3

EPISODE 20: V/H/S Viral

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 15:00:00 -0000

As Gooftober soldiers on, we’re joined by our good friend of the show Abe (@zettaitoken) to discuss V/H/S Viral! It’s a headache and a half made by someone who doesn’t understand the definition of “viral.”

We also discuss stupid dirt fabios, the fear factor of Michael Keaton, V/O/R/E: Viral, how to avoid giving a blowjob to a ghost, Dark Justice vs Injustice, fraggle cocks, why DID this movie have so much fucking vore?, and getting admonished by dads.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Detective Conan
Lady Gaga’s Joanne (or Born This Way)
nana825763

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EPISODE 19: Silent Hill: Revelations 3D

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 16:50:18 -0000

This week in Gooftober we watch a new spin on an old classic, so to speak. A new, shittier spin on an older, better classic. One thing that’s not shitting is our guest, Artemis, back at it again to help us unpack the disaster that is the second Silent Hill movie adaptation. Mostly we talk about just how much better the video games are. We also discuss: meal nomenclature, movies where a guy gives birth to himself, infinite sequel bait, and discovering just how right we were about the original Silent Hill.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Fallout: New Vegas
I Saw the Devil
Night in the Woods

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EPISODE 18: Jason X

Mon, 10 Oct 2016 19:31:12 -0000

We’re setting off week two of Gooftober with another bizarre mish-mash of genres, Jason X! Join us, with our guest Soren, as we really just luxuriate in the raw horniness of Jason X, talk about of Freddy/Jason slash fiction, and the width of Jason Voorhees’s head.

Recommendations this week:

The game Anatomy
The podcast Rosebuddies
The Youtube video series Car Boys

EPISODE 17: Scary Movie 4

Mon, 03 Oct 2016 15:00:00 -0000

Welcome to Gooftober! The first annual celebration of really, really bad horror movies. Blair got sick as hell, so this week Luna’s joined by past guest Brooks (@brooksasanoun) and friend of the show Matt (@mattgcn) to talk about Scary Movie 4. Spoiler alert: it’s not good.

Also discussed: the script for Scary Movie 6, similarities between Scary Movie 4 and Gran Torino, scallions vs. scallops vs. shallots, Just How Many Times Did A Kid Get Hit This Movie, Carmen Electra’s bathroom funtimes, how did Rat Race end again?, and the death count of Air Buddies.

Check out Brooks on Postgame of Thrones and Fantastic Satisfaction, and find Matt on Elite Full Restore and Field Guide to Canadiana!

Recommendations:

Check, Please! (or Scary Movie 4)
Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice
BoxBoxBoy
Kim and the Witch
Undertale

EPISODE 16: Creep

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 16:44:21 -0000

Join Blair and Luna this week as we talk about the movie Creep and discuss such topics as, wholesome dog experiences, Astrology for Dummies, new sequels for an old classic, and just really, really bad, terrible decision-making.

Additionally, and announcement: In the month of October 2016, we will not only be watching and talking about bad scary movies for your listening pleasure, but we’ll be streaming them, too! Fridays at 9 PM EST! Join us!

Recommendations this week are:

The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Run Lola Run

EPISODE 15: Andy Warhol's Frankenstein (AKA Flesh for Frankenstein)

Mon, 19 Sep 2016 19:25:51 -0000

Hoo boy! This was one hell of an experience. Blair and Luna are joined by friend of the show Ziek to watch Andy Warhol’s 1974 “horror” “parody” Flesh for Frankenstein. It’s very bad and we all hated it.

Also discussed: Marvin Gaye impressions, how to cooking, the struggles of being an audio-only medium, a gratuitous amount of sex scenes, Flesh for Frankenstein vs. Neon Genesis Evangelion, Five Hundred Titties, and just how much DOES Luna know about choking?

Recommendations:

Ghost Trick
Friends at the Table: COUNTER/Weight
A really good grilled cheese sandwich

Ziek can be found at zeekubeast on twitter and tumblr!

Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

EPISODE 14: Hush

Mon, 12 Sep 2016 15:00:00 -0000

Blair and Luna return to a favorite genre, the home invasion film, with the 2016 film Hush! Luna doesn’t talk very much this week because this was recorded, like, two days after she got her wisdom teeth out. Very painful. We also discuss the horrors of surgery, which hemisphere we’re in, a cat named Bitch, the successor to the Hokage title, Chekov’s various weapons, and the feel of SWERY.

Please let us know what you’d like to see from us for October! We floated a few ideas, and would love to get your feedback.

Recommendations:

Deadly Premonition
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

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EPISODE 13: Ava's Possessions

Mon, 05 Sep 2016 15:47:49 -0000

Join Blair and Luna this week while we talk about how horny everything is and how everything always will be, rattling off a comprehensive list of all the things people ever wanted to get intimate with. Oh, and, we watched a movie this week, I guess, a horror-themed dramedy about the trials and tribulations of living in a world where your chances of getting possessed by a demon are higher than you might think!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
The Girl with All the Gifts by Mike Carey

Here’s that fanfiction Luna was desperate to read on-air: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8551019/1/Onceler-Upon-a-Time

EPISODE 12: The Last Winter

Mon, 29 Aug 2016 15:00:00 -0000

The regulars are back again! This time, Blair and Luna dive deep into the 2006 environmental horror film The Last Winter, and we actually stumble across a bit of insight about the movie! We also discuss adventures in Maine, University of Chicago banning trigger warnings, if Brendan Fraser got bit in the junk in Furry Vengeance, how to spell “taint,” the life and death of Jack Daniel, terrible Seinfeld references, and how to pronounce “wendigo.”

The Vox article that we mentioned: http://www.vox.com/2016/8/26/12657684/chicago-safe-spaces-trigger-warnings-letter

Recommendations:

Tickled
Seconds

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EPISODE 11: The Witch

Mon, 15 Aug 2016 23:34:41 -0000

Join us this week, down one cohost but up one guest, Blair’s boyfriend and friend of the show Reno, as we watch The Witch, a 2015 horror-drama, and discuss the true horrors of a vengeful god.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

Lake Mungo
The Adventure Zone (again)

EPISODE 10: The Cabin in the Woods

Mon, 08 Aug 2016 16:00:00 -0000

Welcome to another bone-rattling episode of Fearbaiting where your hosts, Blair and Luna, and joined by two chuckleheads from The Brotherhood Without Manners, Brooks and Eddy, hosts of the Postgame of Thrones podcast, who’ve probably collectively seen 3 horror movies total in their whole lives. This week we handle topics such as the cinematic history of Robin Williams, crying at the movie Click, and sometimes mentioning the movie that we actually watched this week.

THIS WEEKS RECOMMENDATIONS:

This House Has People In It
Unedited Footage of a Bear
What We Do in the Shadows
Lucha Underground

Brooks can be found on Twitter @brooksasanoun, or on tumblr at seriousjones.tumblr.com. Eddy can be found on Twitter @SquizPillion, or on tumblr at squizpillion.tumblr.com. Check out Postgame of Thrones on your normal podcast source, or at postgameofthrones.tumblr.com.

EPISODE 9: Tamara

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 22:27:45 -0000

We’re joined by our friend Satah to discuss the weird, terrible Canadian horror film Tamara! We also discuss the hardships of moving, digging for dollars in mouths, sexy oompa loompa Jigsaw, how secretly deep this movie is, and Tremors 2 (sequel to the movie Tremors).

Also, a brief correction: Luna says the next movie we’ll be watching is Oculus – this was a mistake, as our next episode will be covering The Cabin in the Woods.

Check out Satah on twitter @nuditea, and on Bandcamp!

This week’s recommendations are:

Mr. Robot
BOXBOY
Lady Dynamite
Limetown

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EPISODE 8: Shutter

Mon, 25 Jul 2016 21:02:29 -0000

Blair and Luna take an international trip this week to Thailand, as we discuss the 2004 film Shutter! We also cover the trailer for the new Blair Witch Project, the ratings we would give to the 2009 film Shutter Island, the physics of landing on the roof of a car, and fursuit blowjobs.

This week’s recommendations are:

Bojack Horseman Season 3
ERASED

Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager!

EPISODE 7: Unfriended

Mon, 18 Jul 2016 22:26:50 -0000

Join Luna and Blair as we watch the fun and flirty teen horror-drama romp Unfriended and experience the real dredges of society! Its a great time! We also discuss Nollywood, Chekov’s wide array of weaponry, and expose Luna’s complete ineptitude at cooking.

Recommendations this week: Smiley, the new Ghostbusters, and Jon Bois’s YouTube series Pretty Good.

EPISODE 6: Silent Hill

Mon, 11 Jul 2016 15:44:51 -0000

Blair and Luna are joined today by their friend Artemis! She’s a big fan of Silent Hill (the game) but how will she react to the 2006 film adaptation? Spoiler alert: poorly. Other topics include dating app snafus, high school edginess, speeding etiquette, and butch haircuts.

Artemis can be found on tumblr at baphometkexx.tumblr.com, on Twitter (@kexxhellspawn), on Twitch at twitch.tv/tetsuwankexx, and on the podcast Video Game Hell!

Recommendations:

Ingress
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Drop Out
Goodbye to Halos

EPISODE 5: Event Horizon

Sun, 26 Jun 2016 01:37:04 -0000

Join Luna and Blair this week where we talk about scifi-horror, give amazing and practical advice, and namedrop Lawrence Fishburne as many times as we possibly can.

Recommendations:

TANIS
SAYER

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EPISODE 4: Ils (AKA Them)

Sat, 18 Jun 2016 15:00:00 -0000

On this week’s episode, Blair and Luna talk about the French horror film Ils, AKA Them. They also talk about the flavor of dirt, Omi being the missing fourth Simpsons kid, 90′s kid credit, and the meme status of Nokia brick phones.

Recommendations:

Battle Royale
Too Bright by Perfume Genius

Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

EPISODE 3: Hellraiser

Sat, 11 Jun 2016 15:00:00 -0000

Luna and Blair take a look at the 1987 film Hellraiser, and wind up spending very, very little time actually talking about it. We jump off into discussions of the marginalized as monstrous, new jobs, and how far we’d go to resurrect our dead lovers (spoiler: not very far).

Recommendations:

They Look Like People
Weezer’s White Album

http://thevaultofhorror.blogspot.com/2012/07/nosferatu-at-90-jew-as-vampire.html?m=1

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EPISODE 2: As Above, So Below

Sat, 21 May 2016 15:00:00 -0000

Reno couldn’t make it this time, so it’s just Blair and Luna again! This time, we’re taking a look at another found footage movie, this time it’s the 2014 flick As Above, So Below.

Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

Recommendations:

999: Nine Hours Nine Persons Nine Doors
Virtue’s Last Reward
RuPaul’s Drag Race
Postgame of Thrones

EPISODE 1: Final Prayer (AKA The Borderlands)

Sat, 14 May 2016 18:04:55 -0000

Join Luna and Blair for their first episode! Wait a week to join Reno as well!

This week we watch the found footage religious horror The Final Prayer (AKA The Borderlands).

Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.