Headline Heroes https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes Pinecast (https://pinecast.com) en-USPodfix Podfix nathan.haines.us@gmail.com yes Headline Heroes https://twitter.com/Headline_Heroes https://storage.pinecast.net/podcasts/covers/99d8cec3-0be6-4228-9c31-ee8568748cc8/rsz_hhrgb3.jpg episodic Copyright 2017 Headline Heroes: Oscar Mayer Drift https://pinecast.com/guid/24765a47-388c-4b67-bc30-3f53a630813a Fri, 21 Apr 2023 15:28:19 -0000 00:51:29 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/24765a47/headline-heroes-oscar-mayer-drift Order up! We are hungry for hot dogs, hot dogs, and more hot dogs over here. This one is all about hot dogs. Listen up as we talk about hot dogs, we give our opinions on hot dogs, and there is a smattering of dog talk of the hot variety. Also we take a bear quiz or whatever.

]]> yes Headline Heroes: Chapter 2 https://pinecast.com/guid/2c76e0f5-fd87-4a4a-a9c5-6e08863923d7 Sat, 28 Jan 2023 20:08:39 -0000 00:50:41 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/2c76e0f5/headline-heroes-chapter-2 At long last. The return. Headline Heroes is back and it is better than ever. We are sorry for the long absence and we hope we can make it up to you with our talk of old time chicken suits, dungeon recording studios, and of course what the heck we’ve been up to for 2 years.

]]> yes Direct/Off #7- Coppola vs. Scorsese https://pinecast.com/guid/6b468504-8804-44e7-af59-100ebe3a2770 Sat, 21 Aug 2021 12:12:12 -0000 01:40:20 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6b468504/direct-off-7-coppola-vs-scorsese Welcome to Direct Off, the podcast where we put directors face-to-face. This week is part 1 of our Francis Ford Coppola vs. Martin Scorsese battle. Join us as we botch a hit, eat a cannoli, and delve into The Godfather.

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]]> yes Direct/Off #4- Halloween (1978) v. Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) https://pinecast.com/guid/b0195796-2b10-462d-9ee6-6de59e9cf0ef Sat, 21 Aug 2021 12:01:19 -0000 01:49:34 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b0195796/direct-off-4-halloween-1978-v-nightmare-on-elm-street-1984- Happy Halloween! It's time to start... what's that? Oh. I'm sorry, my producer has just handed me a note saying Halloween was actually over a week ago. My bad. Well, either way, we hope you enjoy this episode of Direct/Off. It's a little different than our past episodes, and indeed things will be a bit different from now on, but the fun will always continue.

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]]> yes Direct/Off #3- Mann Vs. Fincher - Part 2 https://pinecast.com/guid/b2ee7677-0995-4af6-8206-366a6603457c Sat, 21 Aug 2021 11:56:04 -0000 01:17:35 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b2ee7677/direct-off-3-mann-vs-fincher-part-2 We continue to tackle two directors with them beefy filmographies. This episode we break the first rule of Fight Club and talk about Fight Club among many other Fincher movies. Part 2 of 2.

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]]> yes Direct/Off #2- Mann Vs. Fincher - Part 1 https://pinecast.com/guid/ed167c24-51b7-4d06-820b-9e9be48ed9f1 Sat, 21 Aug 2021 11:50:16 -0000 01:52:00 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ed167c24/direct-off-2-mann-vs-fincher-part-1 With one down we feel emboldened to tackle two directors with beefier filmographies. This episode we blow the whistle, crack the safe, and put Michael Mann and David Fincher face-to-face. Part 1 of 2.

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]]> yes Direct/Off #1- Nolan vs. Cameron https://pinecast.com/guid/ddc13603-c650-4634-ba8d-d56f008d5b1b Sat, 21 Aug 2021 11:41:55 -0000 01:59:17 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ddc13603/direct-off-1-nolan-vs-cameron Hey Headline Hero fans. As you can tell, we are taking a bit of a well deserved break. However, we wanted to get something in your feeds. Enter Direct/Off. Here is the entire backlog of Tanner, Drew, and friend Patrick's movie podcast. Here is where it will live on the internet. Stay super everyone.

In our maiden voyage, we light the bat symbol, link Tsaheylu, and put Christopher Nolan and James Cameron face-to-face.

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]]> yes Reissue #7: Bride of Roomba https://pinecast.com/guid/39bf52ae-1dd0-4dab-955b-7e74bdd40aee Fri, 07 May 2021 01:21:58 -0000 00:43:46 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/39bf52ae/reissue-7-bride-of-roomba A NOTE FROM THE BOYS: Hey sorry everyone, this week due to some technical difficulties and scheduling issues we just couldn't make it happen. That said here is an old favorite where instead of a comic book character we accidentally make a horror movie. Anyway, enjoy!

Hey did you guys hear something? Wait, what happened to that vacuum salesman? Guys I think the vacuuming is coming from inside the house! Quick, lockdown the house and hide in the closet with me. To keep calm we can discuss The Olive Garden reviews, buying a driver’s license, and vacuum crimes.

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]]> yes Issue #181: Test your Metal https://pinecast.com/guid/23111395-4102-4f62-8f44-ea5c8419f26d Tue, 20 Apr 2021 11:24:37 -0000 00:46:40 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/23111395/issue-181-test-your-metal What is up fellow Metal heads? We are here to party, and are incredibly ready to survive this upcoming apocalypse through our love of Heavy Metal alone. I've got some songs you might like right here. They are about rain measurement, spending money for the Free Willy soundtrack, and the big Kenny Chesney question.

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]]> yes Issue #180: Mars Radiation https://pinecast.com/guid/f3aaf2ac-e5f1-4c6f-983d-4f2336f1a32f Wed, 07 Apr 2021 22:15:40 -0000 00:45:01 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f3aaf2ac/issue-180-mars-radiation Space! What is it? Why is it like it is? For answers to that you should probably ask Neil deGrasse Tyson, but if you want to hear about everything else, we probably have you covered this episode. Those important things like Easter dish favorites, Elon Munch, and of course another round of Matilda talk. It's all right here.

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]]> yes Issue #179: My Favorite Cryptid https://pinecast.com/guid/707497ca-c7ca-480f-85d2-ed684c2d8a26 Tue, 23 Mar 2021 22:20:46 -0000 00:36:15 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/707497ca/issue-179-my-favorite-cryptid Have you heard the legend of the Headline Heroes? Stories say it's a comedy podcast where they take today’s headlines and create a comic book origin story. I know it sounds ludicrous, but Old Man Jenkins said he heard them talk about Floam/Gak, Discovery Channel, and Drew please come back we need you.

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]]> yes Issue #178: Meatball Bandolier https://pinecast.com/guid/00344f7f-699e-4dbd-a244-66d54fdadda0 Thu, 11 Mar 2021 22:47:12 -0000 00:37:34 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/00344f7f/issue-178-meatball-bandolier Hey we’re gonna try to do an SEO thing here so just hold up while I do this real quick. Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier Meatball Bandolier. Okay I think that should do it. Thanks for bearing with me. As a reward please listen to us talk about old nickelodeon shows, furniture names, and the Power Ranger base location.

]]> yes Issue #177: Low-key Pranks https://pinecast.com/guid/cf1c998e-affd-4a03-a6d0-07013d260616 Tue, 23 Feb 2021 04:07:44 -0000 00:43:18 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/cf1c998e/issue-177-low-key-pranks Hello and welcome to Headline Zeroes. Oh wait a minute someone vandalized our podcast name! Let’s get those pranksters back! Grab your toilet paper and plastic forks as we discuss Satyrs, sign pranks, and America’s favorite comedian.

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]]> yes Issue #176: A Kid in King Arthur’s Basketball Court https://pinecast.com/guid/fb501848-1c4c-4556-a1ef-0920e25966ce Tue, 09 Feb 2021 03:41:44 -0000 00:52:24 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/fb501848/issue-176-a-kid-in-king-arthur-s-basketball-court Ah, to be young again. To play on the old wooden playground without getting weird looks from parents. To speak into those weird tube walkie talkie things, and tell your friends about our own Kid’s Kingdoms, goat experiences, and clearing the spam folder. What I would give to be young again.

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]]> yes Issue #175: There’s a Snake in my Bath! https://pinecast.com/guid/d41e919f-01bf-405c-8808-7e6deedfdc1b Tue, 02 Feb 2021 09:08:14 -0000 00:36:16 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d41e919f/issue-175-there-s-a-snake-in-my-bath- It’s been a long year for the whole planet, and it's time for the earth to get a little spa time. Cucumbers over the eyes, soft music playing, and a bath bomb that could end us all! To get the most relaxation out of this episode make sure you listen to us talk about our shampoo picks, L'oreal for kids, and rat kings.

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]]> yes Issue #174: The Gang Starts a Drug Ring https://pinecast.com/guid/57c4c6ab-bf9d-47a4-bcd3-0a8ca99a91e0 Tue, 26 Jan 2021 12:15:07 -0000 00:45:41 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/57c4c6ab/issue-174-the-gang-starts-a-drug-ring Woah woah woah mister, I see you’re trying to ride this podcast but I can tell you’re 2 inches too short. Aw jeez stop crying, it’s not my rule. Okay fine you can ride the podcast as long as your parents are okay with you hearing about Tom Sawyer-ing young children, drug distribution techniques, and hometown carnivals.

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]]> yes Issue #173: If You Give a Man A Caterpillar https://pinecast.com/guid/5d54c19c-548c-4351-a89c-2fbbb5ef4fbc Tue, 19 Jan 2021 04:27:31 -0000 00:46:16 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/5d54c19c/issue-173-if-you-give-a-man-a-caterpillar You leave your umbrella at a bus station, a dog knocks it over, it falls in a puddle, it splashes on a man’s crotch and makes it look like he peed himself, then finally he decide to make himself feel better by listening to his favorite podcast where they talk about soup preferences, agent Amelia Bedelia, and what a butt looks like.

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]]> yes Issue #172: Waterworld https://pinecast.com/guid/9dd18eaa-e915-4075-b495-128af16c937f Wed, 06 Jan 2021 14:40:53 -0000 00:36:38 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/9dd18eaae9154075/issue-172-waterworld Nuo yeer, nuo us, nuo heru! Its ill ibuout veter und vhet yuou cuon puoll ouout ouff it zees veek is ve-a deescuoss Swedish Chef, jacuzzi suits, und buying books

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]]> yes Reissue #6: Mob Rescue https://pinecast.com/guid/ba024864-3e44-40e7-911e-3ab38167d9a9 Wed, 30 Dec 2020 20:37:31 -0000 00:44:57 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ba0248643e4440e7/reissue-6-mob-rescue Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats.

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]]> yes Issue #171: I'll Be Home for Krampus https://pinecast.com/guid/8cff7c4e-2460-41d8-9441-9179d87250c1 Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:54:52 -0000 00:43:24 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8cff7c4e246041d8/issue-171-i-ll-be-home-for-krampus It's the most wonderful time of the year! The end….the end of the year is the best because this year has been a fiery hellhole from which none of us can escape. Anyway, in celebration of this year finally ending we cooked up something special for you: a regular episode! It’s chock-full of tidbits you’ll love like vampire santa, Wisconsin food oddities, and parliament relics.

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]]> yes Issue #170: The Pat Unicorn https://pinecast.com/guid/175e2b90-ac48-45a7-bf6c-aaaded661fa0 Wed, 16 Dec 2020 18:57:22 -0000 00:43:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/175e2b90ac4845a7/issue-170-the-pat-unicorn So this ep is late, huh? Sorry about that! I wont waste any of your time writing a long description about the episode where we have some laughs and list some stuff we talked about. That would be pretty rude I think. Honestly, the audacity to let the episode come out late and then have this GIANT wall of text that you just have to read because it obviously is captivating. And then you both love and hate me for making you read it; for providing this sumptuous morsel of text. Anyway I wouldn't dream of doing that so go on and listen to the episode you silly Billy!

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]]> yes Issue #169: Pickle Me This https://pinecast.com/guid/c01466dd-89b3-4425-bb30-61d033587ebc Tue, 08 Dec 2020 20:34:20 -0000 00:39:20 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c01466dd89b34425/issue-169-pickle-me-this Can I offer you an egg in this trying time? It's a brined egg, I hope that's okay. If you don't want it I’ll eat it. It's two great tastes that taste great together or something. Oh you’re gonna eat it? Well great, while you eat I’ll tell you all about molasses tragedies, The Fly, and food textures.

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]]> yes Special Edition #17: Not Another 'Best of' Episode! https://pinecast.com/guid/ccc081db-f17e-48e9-9fd9-50d9ff7b5bae Wed, 02 Dec 2020 00:49:39 -0000 00:28:50 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ccc081dbf17e48e9/special-edition-17-not-another-best-of-episode- It's that last month of December and we are coming at you with another 'Best of' Headline Heroes! This one covers episodes 13, 14, and 15. So a long time ago!

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]]> yes Issue #168: If It’s Metal, It’s His. https://pinecast.com/guid/668f6932-5cce-4979-ab90-15b1d54779c3 Tue, 24 Nov 2020 15:07:57 -0000 00:50:14 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/668f69325cce4979/issue-168-if-it-s-metal-it-s-his- Robots? They don't stand a chance. Cars? No way. A knife? Nope. A nail that got stuck in your tire? Bummer for you, but easy for him. In case you missed it...if it’s metal? It’s his.

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]]> yes Issue #167: Plantz https://pinecast.com/guid/d25ec9db-3319-4424-84be-e133bb83c98b Tue, 17 Nov 2020 16:51:04 -0000 00:35:08 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d25ec9db33194424/issue-167-plantz It’s nearly winter, and you know what that means! Time to get out on the field and plant some plants! Grab your misting bottle and make sure that you listen up about Buzzfeed quizzes, Incan gods, and Marvel phone books.

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]]> yes Issue #166: Halloween Heroes 4: Dream Warriors https://pinecast.com/guid/d9a081a4-4ade-4f73-bbb8-1276f45e7092 Tue, 03 Nov 2020 04:55:44 -0000 00:42:27 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d9a081a44ade4f73/issue-166-halloween-heroes-4-dream-warriors Jumpscare Did we get you? No? Alright, we will keep trying. Meanwhile here’s an episode jumpscare how about now? We normally don't do the spooky stuff, give us a break! Well fine, we’ll stop trying to scare you if you promise to listen to us talk about voting, tips, and a return of everyone’s favorite spooky game

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]]> yes Issue #165: Melon-O-Matic https://pinecast.com/guid/71624594-668b-41b1-a893-fdf7398e0811 Tue, 27 Oct 2020 09:02:48 -0000 00:46:15 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/71624594668b41b1/issue-165-melon-o-matic Ladies and gentlemen! We did not come here tonight just to make you laugh. We came here to sell you something and we want you to pay particular attention! We have a brand new podcast for you, and it’s filled to the brim with Gallagher, Gordon the leader of the Power Rangers, and Tanner’s continued inflatable feud.

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]]> yes Issue #164: Magna Farta https://pinecast.com/guid/3d211e64-2c55-4d82-870d-5f917f5f6a02 Wed, 21 Oct 2020 14:01:18 -0000 00:47:52 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/3d211e642c554d82/issue-164-magna-farta Laws. We all know them. We all love them. We all hate them. But seriously, we are seeing a lot of rule breaking, so we wanted to use this time to remind of the rules.

  1. The voicemail must actually be called from and not only to in order to be kept.
  2. Bill Gates did appear in National Treasure and you can’t say that’s wrong
  3. The Impractical Jokers saved 7 people on that plane. You know which one.

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]]> yes Issue #163: Maybe YOU Can Touch Drew! https://pinecast.com/guid/646f3b9c-c0a1-4020-9355-c6e189694abc Tue, 13 Oct 2020 15:27:53 -0000 00:47:26 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/646f3b9cc0a14020/issue-163-maybe-you-can-touch-drew- Do you remember that scene in Mad Men where they go have a picnic on some hillside and then when they’re done they just toss all the garbage on the ground? Man that was crazy. This episode isn’t really like that much since we mostly talk about Picnic crime, our frontline workers, and Olive Garden reviews

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]]> yes Issue #162: What’s Your Excuse For Not Flossing? https://pinecast.com/guid/3a3db9b2-020f-48c0-8c16-a888b7bef043 Tue, 06 Oct 2020 07:00:00 -0000 00:52:24 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/3a3db9b2020f48c0/issue-162-what-s-your-excuse-for-not-flossing- Let’s walk through your morning tooth routine. Brush your teeth! Gargle mouthwash! Floss your gums! Listen to us as we talk about the highest grossing sports movies, our opinions on Subway sandwiches, and whether or not a mother should operate on her son.

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]]> yes Issue #161: The Machete Man Returns https://pinecast.com/guid/cf349025-92e5-4ee0-b007-a12a455d41fd Tue, 29 Sep 2020 01:35:05 -0000 00:48:29 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/cf34902592e54ee0/issue-161-the-machete-man-returns Listen we talk about our spam folder and our favorite pizza for like half the episode this time. If you wanna skip it I totally understand. But if you’re willing to stick with us then you'll hear us talk all about dangerous pizza delivery spots, flat earthers, and famous deliverers.

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]]> yes Special Edition #16: GRAVITYBEARD PRESENTS: THE SMORGASHORDE TOUR https://pinecast.com/guid/a414818a-dc21-4c2e-8c66-2abc04c21598 Tue, 22 Sep 2020 13:51:50 -0000 01:07:43 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/a414818adc214c2e/special-edition-16-gravitybeard-presents-the-smorgashorde-tour Recording this week was not in the cards, but our friend and fellow PodFix Network show leant us one of their episodes! This is the GravityBeard presents: The Smorgashorde Tour. It is a super fun episode, that Drew just so happens to be on.

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]]> yes Issue #160: Bear With Us https://pinecast.com/guid/dfac6b7c-6eb1-45b9-9b52-39c925242814 Tue, 15 Sep 2020 15:23:53 -0000 00:47:42 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/dfac6b7c6eb145b9/issue-160-bear-with-us Some people say that when you run into a bear you should play dead? Well no, actually. The best way to handle a run in with a bear is to NEVER HAVE ABANDONED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE. Grab your bear mace and listen up as we talk about hairless bears, Air Bud, and Agent 47.

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]]> yes Issue #159: Detective FootShoe https://pinecast.com/guid/4f98d9ac-8d0e-4e2d-9b55-6ebfb375e133 Wed, 09 Sep 2020 13:55:58 -0000 00:46:02 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/4f98d9ac8d0e4e2d/issue-159-detective-footshoe This ones all about those things that keep us marching: feet. We like ‘em, we love ‘em, we gotta have ‘em. But really please do not send us any pictures of feet, I’m begging you. Meanwhile, we have a special guest on, we talk about Ace Attorney, and close rodent calls.

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]]> yes Issue #158: Merry Keithmas https://pinecast.com/guid/058dcf60-47c3-4043-bcee-bbe5c1e20539 Tue, 01 Sep 2020 03:21:50 -0000 00:49:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/058dcf6047c34043/issue-158-merry-keithmas Deck the halls with haunting bridge music! This week we are joined by Keith Gawla of the Pop Up Film Cast. We his help we create a sound villain and also Dr. Dre.

Check out the Pop Up Film Cast here.

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]]> yes Issue #157: This American Life 2? https://pinecast.com/guid/8aed80b3-6100-40f1-9e24-7b5227817b48 Tue, 25 Aug 2020 13:05:32 -0000 00:51:02 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8aed80b3610040f1/issue-157-this-american-life-2- Welcome to our NPR listeners. This week it’s all politics. We just can’t help ourselves. Gonna take a big ol stinky bite out of every politic we see. During the episode we’ll have some brief breaks to update you on The Animal, the opposite of stairs, and Tim Burton’s controversial twist.

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]]> yes Issue #156: Hello My Plaguey https://pinecast.com/guid/e08edfb0-4b0f-4460-be28-0115fefd54b5 Tue, 18 Aug 2020 12:52:52 -0000 00:50:00 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e08edfb04b0f4460/issue-156-hello-my-plaguey The coup is finally here. This week we have special guest Patrick Huff on. We can't help but talk about some good movies as well as bad ringtones and Patrick's surprising mic pick up.

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]]> yes Issue #155: Das Car Boot https://pinecast.com/guid/7aa895ce-9efc-4dbd-b04b-8b9cd5925532 Tue, 04 Aug 2020 12:22:56 -0000 00:55:26 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/7aa895ce9efc4dbd/issue-155-das-car-boot Excuse me, but do you know how long you’ve been parked here? Well, I hate to say it but I’m going to have to give you a ticket. Oh, it’s because you were listening to a good podcast? I guess I can let you off with a warning since I understand that you GOTTA hear them talk about fast food shoes, ticketing the Mars rover, and Latin name for donkey.

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]]> yes Issue #154: Macaroni & Deez Good Times https://pinecast.com/guid/baeb0465-54d1-4ab6-8cb4-7f3e4f10938d Tue, 28 Jul 2020 14:55:15 -0000 00:46:45 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/baeb046554d14ab6/issue-154-macaroni-deez-good-times When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When a truck filled with Mac and Cheese hits a power transformer, that’s our latest villain! If you’re not too full pull up a chair and get a heaping helping of Gak, Norm Macdonald, and Beerfest.

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]]> yes Issue #153: One Fish, Drew Fish https://pinecast.com/guid/67817735-9c48-4640-b61b-a31f555a1964 Tue, 21 Jul 2020 13:07:46 -0000 00:46:20 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/678177359c484640/issue-153-one-fish-drew-fish We are out on the lake this week. Knee deep in some fishing. It is a very shallow lake. We have to be a little quiet out here, lest we scare those finned fiends, so pop in your headphones and listen as we talk about Cartoon Cartoon, fishing memories, and Tanner’s predicament.

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]]> yes Issue #152: The Squeakquel https://pinecast.com/guid/a46650f3-dc73-44b1-b449-0e4e59b4c9f2 Tue, 14 Jul 2020 14:47:22 -0000 00:43:53 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/a46650f3dc7344b1/issue-152-the-squeakquel Now in the care of Dave Seville's nephew (Zachary Levi), chipmunks Alvin, Simon and Theodore take a break from pop-music stardom and return to school. Almost immediately, the tiny tunesmiths get the giant task of saving their school's music program by winning a battle-of-the-bands contest. Though the boys think winning it will be easy, romantic and musical sparks fly when they meet Brittany, Eleanor and Jeannette -- also known as The Chipettes.

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]]> yes Reissue #5: Think Outside the Goof https://pinecast.com/guid/758a5e9e-7c1c-47e2-a834-0519ea708614 Tue, 07 Jul 2020 13:41:20 -0000 00:40:14 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/758a5e9e7c1c47e2/reissue-5-think-outside-the-goof Hey fans. We were unable to sit down and record this week, so here is a reissue of another favorite episode.

Uhhh yeah I'll take a number 78 with extra goofs. Could you put some extra tangents on that please? Thanks a lot. I sure hope the toy in my meal is either a small piece of a candy bar, a Fry Guy, or the biggest heist the fast food world has ever seen.

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]]> yes Issue #151: Sir Realism https://pinecast.com/guid/c0599010-5974-4101-88f2-028e837bd7a6 Tue, 30 Jun 2020 14:43:43 -0000 00:36:39 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c059901059744101/issue-151-sir-realism I’m gonna pop some lobster phones, only got $1,200 in my pocket. I’m I’m, I’m huntin’, looking for Cheese sitcoms, but this is a Dali. Look okay we’re sorry for writing that but sometimes writing the description is hard. You try it, okay?

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]]> yes Issue #150: Peanut Butter Jelly Time https://pinecast.com/guid/3167335c-1b62-47fe-8375-558f05555049 Tue, 23 Jun 2020 12:43:36 -0000 00:47:30 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/3167335c1b6247fe/issue-150-peanut-butter-jelly-time Join our new Facebook group: A group where we only say The Facebook Privacy Notice

Alright, we have our bread? Our peanut-butter, jelly, and a knife? We are set to make the perfect PB&J. So first what you're going to want to do is crack some Adam Sandler easter eggs. Then you’re going to want to think long and hard on your PB&J preferences. And finally why don’t you all give our new Facebook group a join.

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]]> yes Issue #149: Fantastic Fur https://pinecast.com/guid/210aada2-fc59-41a0-aa98-e9303b10c34c Tue, 16 Jun 2020 02:16:39 -0000 00:40:21 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/210aada2fc5941a0/issue-149-fantastic-fur Uh oh, winter is on its way. Grab all the food you can find and come with me to the garden. We can stop on the way and grab some Starbucks too. When you make my order be sure to grab me the New Orleans Pelicans, some squirrel facts, and our drug use history.

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]]> yes Issue #148: Plastic Times Call For Plastic Measures https://pinecast.com/guid/1a558166-52c1-4771-b9a1-b835ebb2e4ad Tue, 09 Jun 2020 15:38:44 -0000 00:42:25 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/1a55816652c14771/issue-148-plastic-times-call-for-plastic-measures Hey, I dare you to go through that abandoned amusement park ride. You won’t do it, you chicken. Oh, you’re doing it. Well that was easy. I guess we will wait for you out here and talk about New Tanner, Berenstain Bears, and our plant experience.

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]]> yes Issue #147: Super-Soak Me https://pinecast.com/guid/31ee195f-530f-4fa2-98dc-605ed90a41f6 Tue, 26 May 2020 13:44:16 -0000 00:38:26 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/31ee195f530f4fa2/issue-147-super-soak-me Now more than ever it’s important to take some self-care and maybe have a good soak in the tub. But also people are starting to talk about how you haven’t bathed since quarantine started. Please, we’re all worried about you. While you bathe you can listen to us talk about janitor movies, stupid childhood mistakes, and a hot new rumor about Drew.

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]]> yes Special Edition #15: POPUP FILMS PRESENTS: HOOKTAIL 2 https://pinecast.com/guid/195ad6d4-bfaa-44c7-8b4c-1a43e4f473d0 Tue, 19 May 2020 13:53:04 -0000 01:45:08 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/195ad6d4bfaa44c7/special-edition-15-popup-films-presents-hooktail-2 Hello Headline Heroes Fans! This week is a special edition. Due to technical difficulties, we were unable to record properly, so our good friends at the Pop Up Film Cast have graciously let us use one of their episodes that Drew guested on. It's the sequel to their Captain Hooktail hit! Enjoy and listen to more of the Pop Up Film Cast here.

Additionally, we have our Twitter back! However, we did in fact lose all of our followers. It would be a huge favor to us if you could give us a follow! Our handle is linked below! Thanks again and stay super!

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]]> yes Issue #146: To Be or Trampoline https://pinecast.com/guid/058ef89f-527c-474c-b2fb-768b13c854d8 Tue, 12 May 2020 13:27:11 -0000 00:36:35 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/058ef89f527c474c/issue-146-to-be-or-trampoline Do you remember that movie “White Men Can’t Jump”? What was that movie about? Who knows. It’s not true anyway because I did a 360 tomahawk dunk just last week. Ask Drew, he was there! I remember because we were talking about Flubber, our greatest falls, and a return of our stinkiest segment.

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]]> yes Issue #145: The Merc Who’s A Mouse https://pinecast.com/guid/2d660ae1-dfd0-4999-901a-437e29efe4af Tue, 05 May 2020 07:38:41 -0000 00:40:02 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/2d660ae1dfd04999/issue-145-the-merc-who-s-a-mouse Move over Redwall, there's a new mouse in the neighborhood! Also move over Stuart Little because you suck and I hate you. Anyway we created the newest famous mouse. He doesn’t suck, but he will go for your neck so watch out. We also discuss Nate’s birthday plans, Drew’s fan-fiction, and I guess that leaves Tanner eating the worm.

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]]> yes Issue #144: Titanic Calls For Aid https://pinecast.com/guid/54a95b49-c3be-48ae-bb35-97e6f4abcb6c Tue, 28 Apr 2020 13:20:38 -0000 00:34:22 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/54a95b49c3be48ae/issue-144-titanic-calls-for-aid Okay folks, we’ve been keeping a lid on this for too long. It’s time to talk about this dang quarantine since everyone seems to have forgotten about it! Also people getting crushed by boats. While you strap in for the discussion of your life, we’ll just go ahead and chat about ghost culture, neighbor creepin’, and Reverse Phantom Limb Syndrome.

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]]> yes Issue #143: Definitely Not Iron Man https://pinecast.com/guid/75995f1a-bda8-45b5-ab4e-6531ce0839c4 Tue, 21 Apr 2020 13:07:29 -0000 00:43:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/75995f1abda845b5/issue-143-definitely-not-iron-man Oof ouch what’s that falling from the sky!? Is that liquid iron?? Oh no I have to go save my garden! While I risk my life to protect my roses could you listen to us talk about an update on the old Twitter Situation 2020, our sleeping habits , and a brand new segment that’s sure to be a hit?

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]]> yes Issue #142: Piss Cloud 9 https://pinecast.com/guid/66fe445f-623c-4d43-a9f1-89f6f8ebf383 Tue, 14 Apr 2020 11:49:19 -0000 00:38:41 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/66fe445f623c4d43/issue-142-piss-cloud-9 Hey kid, you ever tried drugs before? Check this out, it's definitely drugs and not a jellyfish! While you’re tripping like never before, make sure you try to visualize our new Twitter initiative (see below), peeing on ourselves, and slipping on jelly.

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]]> yes Issue #141: Waterboy 2 https://pinecast.com/guid/6b096618-c922-41d0-ad1f-5ead53365d1a Tue, 07 Apr 2020 07:02:38 -0000 00:46:54 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6b096618c92241d0/issue-141-waterboy-2 Oh wow, it's a hot one out there and boy is my pee yellow! Boy your gills are looking so dry let me help you out here...Chug this water as we discuss Bill Engvall’s quarantine activities, rescuing animals, and goo goo ga ga we are three years old.

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]]> yes Issue #140: Käxrtz and Carts https://pinecast.com/guid/0687b690-9add-47c0-a51a-e081bade9906 Tue, 31 Mar 2020 07:20:02 -0000 00:42:57 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/0687b6909add47c0/issue-140-k-xrtz-and-carts Have you ever noticed how when you get a shopping cart there is always one wheel that just won’t cooperate??? What’s up with that? Anyway, this episode is about shopping carts and the people who wrangle them. Hold onto your butts as we talk about Animal Crossing, Drew’s cart stunts, and Real Men of Genius.

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]]> yes Issue #139: Tax to the Max https://pinecast.com/guid/e3899ce6-af4b-4e6f-a994-32507c9e1a15 Wed, 25 Mar 2020 02:41:01 -0000 00:40:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e3899ce6af4b4e6f/issue-139-tax-to-the-max Hello everyone. We here at Headline Heroes wanted to make sure you knew we were committed to fighting COVID-19 in our own way. We’ve made sure to drink a minimum of One (1) gallon of Purel per recording session and have banished Tanner to Antarctica to keep a safe social distance. While we wait for this to all blow over listen to us ramble on about Matilda, Big Mouth Billy Bass, and the “Brocial Distance”.

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]]> yes Issue #138: The Flat and the Furious https://pinecast.com/guid/2de77513-a79c-48e6-b774-b7183d3b8968 Tue, 17 Mar 2020 13:24:16 -0000 00:33:33 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/2de77513a79c48e6/issue-138-the-flat-and-the-furious Oh hi, I didn’t see you there. Must be because you’re so dang thin! Careful there, you might blow away. Paperclip yourself to this folder full of discussions of spanx stories, flat things, and the Wet Bandits vs Batman.

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]]> yes Issue #137: Takedown With the Sickness https://pinecast.com/guid/b612785d-8bcd-43dc-a827-c0724885ea0c Tue, 10 Mar 2020 07:22:34 -0000 00:43:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b612785d8bcd43dc/issue-137-takedown-with-the-sickness Cough cough, sneeze sneeze. Boy this cold is so bad I wish someone would just kick me upside the head! Well since that seems unlikely, I better go to the doctor maybe they’ll prescribe me Jay Leno, disease mascots, and our worst sick stories.

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]]> yes Issue #136: Victor Von Gloom https://pinecast.com/guid/9b4eca1c-c1d4-4610-b73f-fe6a7ad4ef78 Tue, 03 Mar 2020 09:16:20 -0000 00:36:19 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/9b4eca1cc1d44610/issue-136-victor-von-gloom Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today! Which is really rude of us to say, but whatever. You know what might cheer you up? Our new episode, in which we talk about what if big kite, wine signs, and Nate plays a game.

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]]> yes Issue #135: Where In Time is Carla San Francisco? https://pinecast.com/guid/4a64284b-f718-406e-93d3-113ad808c996 Tue, 25 Feb 2020 07:47:15 -0000 00:50:06 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/4a64284bf718406e/issue-135-where-in-time-is-carla-san-francisco- I’ll never let go… of the Heart of the Ocean you time travelling bastard! You’ll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands. Cold like that iceberg over there! Oh jeez, that’s getting close. If we don’t hurry this could be the end of us and we’ll never have a chance to talk about Drew’s Titanic knowledge, emu commercials, and how sick we are.

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]]> yes Issue #134: Only 99 Cents to Unlock This Episode Title https://pinecast.com/guid/c6546627-cdeb-4c07-9c2f-8c6bc8b182a9 Tue, 18 Feb 2020 05:10:05 -0000 00:47:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c6546627cdeb4c07/issue-134-only-99-cents-to-unlock-this-episode-title So, um... imagine right here is one of those mobile ads where there’s some really awful looking Brick Break knockoff or some choose your own adventure game with really bizarre dialogue. Maybe one of those weird battle games with a scantily clad woman as the advertisement. Anyway, once you figure out how to close the ad you can hear us talk about our favorite pokemon, haircuts, and the early days of apps. Lily’s Garden ads suck shit.

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]]> yes Issue #133: A Bird in the Eye is Worth Two in the… Eye... https://pinecast.com/guid/be8a6c83-cbf7-491a-8af2-06ae39f215cc Tue, 11 Feb 2020 13:33:25 -0000 00:41:49 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/be8a6c83cbf7491a/issue-133-a-bird-in-the-eye-is-worth-two-in-the-eye- Did you ever wonder if Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” could have been better? Has it kept you up at night like it’s kept us up? Well look no further. This isn’t your father’s “The Birds”. This is something new and hip for the 21st century. It's got everything you need: the most battle-ready bird, movies like Eagle Eye, and poop claps.

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]]> yes Reissue #4: There's Your (Zodiac) Sign https://pinecast.com/guid/029609de-574d-485b-a4dc-86089458a256 Tue, 04 Feb 2020 06:00:31 -0000 00:39:28 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/029609de574d485b/reissue-4-there-s-your-zodiac-sign This week, Carl's got the keys to Daddy's hotrod, and he's driving this podcast back to the last time we had him on as a guest! Please re-enjoy the Zodiac Griller!

I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of.

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]]> yes Issue #132: Crack Open an Ice Cold MLRS https://pinecast.com/guid/140c60cb-bb42-4880-b042-c1fcdf915efa Tue, 28 Jan 2020 08:20:10 -0000 00:40:00 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/140c60cbbb424880/issue-132-crack-open-an-ice-cold-mlrs Thar she blows...up another important land mass as the whales make their next push against the land walkers and terrorize a crowded pier. Take cover, and hold your loved ones close. To keep them calm tell them about whale erectile issues, Doctor Strangelove starring Benedict Cumberbatch, and the continuing magic of Christmas.

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]]> yes Issue #131: A Raccoon in The Hand https://pinecast.com/guid/08277aef-7734-425c-addc-5e8624a722d7 Tue, 21 Jan 2020 09:28:23 -0000 00:40:25 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/08277aef7734425c/issue-131-a-raccoon-in-the-hand Aw dang, I tried to get a Twix from this vending machine and it got stuck! Let me just reach my hand up in there and just try to snatch it. Ding Dang, now I’M stuck. Well while I wait for my inevitable death, I might as well think about the Kevin Hart-iverse, recording movies on VHS, and mysterious gifts from Santa.

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]]> yes Issue #130: Tanner Destroys His Body https://pinecast.com/guid/9ea97e91-5ac3-45ad-b34a-c4e3fd802051 Tue, 14 Jan 2020 08:40:52 -0000 00:46:20 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/9ea97e915ac345ad/issue-130-tanner-destroys-his-body Alright everyone, keep it moving. Make sure you put all your personal belongings in the bins and take off your shoes. Also be prepared to be thoroughly roasted by the TSA. If you have the following items please be sure to step aside and a TSA employee will be right with you: National Treasure 3, face melting, and Tanner’s shameful secret.

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]]> yes Issue #129: Do You Think He Saurus-Rex https://pinecast.com/guid/af81dc16-1900-410a-ab04-e31d15400a62 Tue, 07 Jan 2020 04:09:12 -0000 00:45:00 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/af81dc161900410a/issue-129-do-you-think-he-saurus-rex New year, new pod. That’s right, the boys are back and more 2020 than ever. This week we decided to have a little change of pace and make a creation from a headline. The game done changed folks. Tune in if you think you can handle a brand new way of discussing cereal ice, new puppies, and writing the date in a new year.

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]]> yes Special Edition #14: It's Another 'Best of' Episode https://pinecast.com/guid/fc4adaf4-43a8-418b-b9fb-160e05e84084 Tue, 31 Dec 2019 06:00:19 -0000 00:31:18 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/fc4adaf443a8418b/special-edition-14-it-s-another-best-of-episode Happy New Year! Finally we can make that "hindsight is 2020" joke, and that right there is reason enough to celebrate. We are coming at you with another special edition. That's right! It's another 'best of' episode! Listen back to some of the best moments from episodes 7-12, back when our podcast was still learning to spread it's wings and fly. We still don't know how to fly of course. This nest is just so comfy.

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]]> yes Issue #128: That’s a WRAP https://pinecast.com/guid/72d2d393-d6d3-4e19-bdc6-bb07c577e121 Tue, 24 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0000 00:41:08 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/72d2d393d6d34e19/issue-128-that-s-a-wrap Well, it’s that time of year again, where there are plenty of gifts to wrap! Do you need any help? If so, we have the perfect villain for you. So sit down, put on a Hallmark movie, and get to wrapping. Additionally, listen in as we talk about our Christmas traditions, Thanos peeing, and of course wrapping lasagna.

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]]> yes Issue #127: Heroes with Extra Sausage https://pinecast.com/guid/7fec0901-a067-49f5-b7ca-a54652910362 Tue, 17 Dec 2019 03:55:28 -0000 00:49:14 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/7fec0901a06749f5/issue-127-heroes-with-extra-sausage Hi is this my local pizza place? I’d like to order one podcast for delivery. Could I get that with a smattering of pop culture references but hold the vocal fry? Oh and for some sides could I get Die Hard, the 2003 NBA draft, and a big new announcement from the Headline Heroes team?

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]]> yes Issue #126: Photo Symbiote https://pinecast.com/guid/c5838e9d-488e-4643-a8f9-a52718a80b4c Tue, 10 Dec 2019 04:41:01 -0000 00:52:36 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c5838e9d488e4643/issue-126-photo-symbiote Okay I need everyone to just squeeze in so I can get everyone in the picture. Oh shoot that’s right, it’s the 90s and I forgot to put film in my big ol asshole. Everyone just stay still while I put that in. Okay now everyone say Bill Engvall, swallowing cameras, and everyone's favorite new quiz game.

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]]> yes Issue #125: Gotta Hand It To You https://pinecast.com/guid/feaf9dae-9393-45da-b1f9-27b87771774d Tue, 03 Dec 2019 06:11:04 -0000 00:39:14 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/feaf9dae939345da/issue-125-gotta-hand-it-to-you Give me your hand. No your other one. Thank you. Would be a shame if someone were to crash through that window and chop it off with a machete. I know this isn’t a threat, but it isn’t. Sorry about that. Let me make it up to you with this talk about Nate’s new super power, Megazording up, and of course famous criminologist Robert Agnew.

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]]> yes Issue #124: Neigh We Can https://pinecast.com/guid/40171f9a-7dd6-4dab-a6b2-cafef8272b86 Tue, 26 Nov 2019 08:00:03 -0000 00:34:40 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/40171f9a7dd64dab/issue-124-neigh-we-can My fellow Americans. I stand before you today with a very simple declaration: all transit smells like poop and I’m here to fix it. Please, take one of my pamphlets. Inside you’ll find important information about Nate’s lawn fiasco, Paul Bunyan kaiju, and presidential facial hair.

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]]> yes Issue #123: The Pod Abides https://pinecast.com/guid/ad876d0d-17ec-41b0-a014-32ebb6fd3e02 Tue, 19 Nov 2019 08:00:23 -0000 00:34:54 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ad876d0d17ec41b0/issue-123-the-pod-abides Hey what name did you want in the bowling computer? FART is already taken. Drew is going to take BUTTLICK. Allright, while you give it some thought we’ll limber up our bowling limbs and discuss our senior photos, what’s in a White Russian, and our Tanner APB.

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]]> yes Issue #122: To Catch a Chinchilla https://pinecast.com/guid/5b43cd50-d802-45c8-9c27-82d43d51c557 Tue, 12 Nov 2019 10:10:00 -0000 00:41:06 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/5b43cd50d80245c8/issue-122-to-catch-a-chinchilla Oh no! This morning I woke up and all my precious jewels had been stolen. Good thing I have my chinchilla to help me feel better! Aw damn he’s gone too! Looks like all I have left in my meager existence is alien blood infusions, Stuart Little, and Magneto prisons.

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]]> yes Issue #121: Halloween Heroes 3: Oops, All Monsters! https://pinecast.com/guid/f0453edb-14d1-4b66-96ec-7a8abf213d59 Tue, 05 Nov 2019 08:00:35 -0000 00:46:41 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f0453edb14d14b66/issue-121-halloween-heroes-3-oops-all-monsters- Hey, are you headed to the Home Depot? While you’re there could you grab me some outlet covers, a pack of staples, and also wooden stake with which to slay the undead? Thanks! If they don’t have that, as a replacement you can grab a polyamorous cult, a DVD copy of The Love Guru, and everyone’s favorite spooky game show.

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]]> yes Issue #120: Critical Hit! https://pinecast.com/guid/d3487745-eba4-4a29-b1ca-69ed4f2235bd Tue, 29 Oct 2019 07:00:04 -0000 00:46:57 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d3487745eba44a29/issue-120-critical-hit- Alright everyone, let’s get this game started. Everyone has their dice? Their player sheets? Handbooks? Alright we are set. You find yourself in a dungeon, there’s a desk, a cot, and an open book on the floor. You pick it up and read it. It talks about Nate’s bindlestick, Jake Sully from anime, and Jeremy, living large up in his big office with his big job and his big suit. God, I hate Jeremy!

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]]> yes Issue #119: Who Hasn’t Peed While Moving A Mattress, I Mean Come On! https://pinecast.com/guid/e5076c07-29d5-4a69-9bb1-627a5bb91281 Tue, 22 Oct 2019 07:00:36 -0000 00:44:40 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e5076c0729d54a69/issue-119-who-hasn-t-peed-while-moving-a-mattress-i-mean-come-on- Hey sorry no time to dilly-dally, this episode is meander free and we aim to keep it that way. Honestly I wish you’d stop distracting me so I can get back to focusing on the episode. We’re pretty “heads down” this time around, so I can't imagine that we’ll end up talking about what our pillow situation is like, Tanner’s birthday, or whether the Earth is the world’s first mattress.

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]]> yes Issue #118: Dumbledoll https://pinecast.com/guid/79aecbc6-7a69-4357-8227-e02c635e3cc8 Tue, 15 Oct 2019 07:00:32 -0000 00:44:30 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/79aecbc67a694357/issue-118-dumbledoll Goo goo gah gah, this one's a kick in the dolls. So that’s a warning for anyone who finds them creepy. But don’t worry, we put in a smattering of James and the Giant Peach talk, the cast of Con Air, and Founding Father booby traps.

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]]> yes Issue #117: Big Screens, Big Problems https://pinecast.com/guid/cfb4ae6a-331d-4660-86c1-6a1230befacb Wed, 09 Oct 2019 03:37:24 -0000 00:40:20 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/cfb4ae6a331d4660/issue-117-big-screens-big-problems This is a protest description. I wanted to do a fun bit about birds and planes, and Drew said, “No one reads those damn things anyway.” so here we are. Is this what you wanted? Well too bad it what you’re getting. We talk about TVs or some garbage; I don’t know. Also, we are live from Tanner’s wedding, Jelly Pools, and whether it’s sad that kids recover from cancer.

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]]> yes Reissue #3: Drunk Snakes on a Plane https://pinecast.com/guid/43f1b383-aa38-4fd3-aba6-42eedee74b62 Tue, 01 Oct 2019 07:00:41 -0000 00:50:20 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/43f1b383aa384fd3/reissue-3-drunk-snakes-on-a-plane This week our schedules were just a bit too busy to be able to record because SOMEONE got married. We have an old favorite to share with you instead!

Are you ready to DO THE DO? We sure as hell are. The cabin door is sealed and the flight attendants are ready for takeoff. Strap yourself in and get ready as we soar into Youtuber pranks, soda slogans, and our collective sons.

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]]> yes Issue #116: Down With The Sickness https://pinecast.com/guid/c12e1c11-12be-4a0a-a1a5-4534d6a810a5 Tue, 24 Sep 2019 07:00:22 -0000 00:42:02 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c12e1c1112be4a0a/issue-116-down-with-the-sickness What’s that in my blood? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. You wanna know what we talk about in this episode? Then listen, you lazy bones. Okay okay I’m sorry stop crying. I’ll tell you. In this episode we discuss childhood movie trauma, we help Tanner write his vows, and we imagine a lot of snot.

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]]> yes Issue #115: Birds of a Feather, Glock Together https://pinecast.com/guid/dbb929e6-2d79-4f84-9d19-d007da1ec73e Tue, 17 Sep 2019 07:00:55 -0000 00:38:35 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/dbb929e62d794f84/issue-115-birds-of-a-feather-glock-together What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. Does anyone read these? Am I shouting into the abyss of the internet? Will someone please save me? They won’t stop talking about advice for living with your girlfriend, Air Bud meets Freaky Friday™, and scary noises that emus make.

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]]> yes Issue #114: Magnets: How Do They Work? https://pinecast.com/guid/cf123a3e-dbf1-4f66-8944-a2e1f8c5f8cb Tue, 10 Sep 2019 07:00:00 -0000 00:45:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/cf123a3edbf14f66/issue-114-magnets-how-do-they-work- What’s that in the water? Is it a bird? A plane? Nope. Anyway here’s the episode. This one we talk about how to keep your lawn in shape, Drew’s amazing basketball moment, and dummy thicc sharks.

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]]> yes Special Edition #13: The Pop Up Film Cast Presents "Captain Hooktail" https://pinecast.com/guid/3ecb4875-9f9d-43f8-bb68-419f2eed70cd Tue, 03 Sep 2019 07:00:56 -0000 01:25:50 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/3ecb48759f9d43f8/special-edition-13-the-pop-up-film-cast-presents-captain-hooktail- Hey all, recording was tough this week, but we wanted to give you an episode of the Pop Up Film Cast to listen to. This one Drew guested on, and with their hosts Keith and Derek, they created a wonderful pirate adventure, with with swashbuckling fights, cannon fire, and hairballs. If you like what you hear, head on over to the Pop Up Film Cast and give them the ol' subscribe! You can't go wrong!

The Pop Up Film cast can be found at Podbean as well as Twitter.

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]]> yes Issue #113: Yes We MulliCan! https://pinecast.com/guid/1f10a8d4-ffa2-40e6-afaf-0501c9695764 Tue, 27 Aug 2019 07:00:54 -0000 00:52:20 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/1f10a8d4ffa240e6/issue-113-yes-we-mullican- Alright, square your shoulders, head down, bend the knees, and swing away! That was a great drive. Now let’s hope into my mechanized golf cart and go to the next hole. Along the way, let’s chat about sauce n’ slides, floppy hats, and the genius of Dan Brown books.

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]]> yes Issue #112: Chickenstein https://pinecast.com/guid/f7d3024c-2455-41c8-8de1-b7cdf5419d42 Tue, 20 Aug 2019 07:00:00 -0000 00:43:57 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f7d3024c245541c8/issue-112-chickenstein Watch out, this episode is hot out of the fryer and ready to crunch. Tanner’s gone, maybe forever, and we take it upon ourselves to explain that very sensitive topic. However, that doesn’t stop us from telling you the 12 herbs and spices including fried chicken skin in Indonesia, anagrams, and a plea for the greatest Christmas album ever made

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]]> yes Issue #111: Me, Myself and Terminus https://pinecast.com/guid/601b83f9-00d9-4dfe-b827-016d9ad9ca57 Tue, 13 Aug 2019 07:00:11 -0000 00:39:44 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/601b83f900d94dfe/issue-111-me-myself-and-terminus What’s that ahead? A cop! Better do a sick wheelie, that’ll show ‘em. Ah dunk there’s a fence. I’m going to die, and my life is flashing before my very eyes. I’m seeing images of the definition of racing, the god of boundary markers, and the 100 Deeds for Eddie McDowd.

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]]> yes Issue #110: Super Schlub IV: The Quest for Porn https://pinecast.com/guid/86cda144-c8c8-460d-88ec-5abec8ecda01 Tue, 06 Aug 2019 07:00:34 -0000 00:46:28 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/86cda144c8c8460d/issue-110-super-schlub-iv-the-quest-for-porn All right all you hip adults out there. Lock the doors, put the kids to bed, and pour yourself some wine because it's about to get ADULT in here. This episode is rated XXX for images of lawn mower headlights, fart cinnamon rolls, and the return of an old hero.

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]]> yes Issue #109: Say Cheese! https://pinecast.com/guid/d482c931-8b0a-4793-8cb9-f8af8dafd620 Tue, 30 Jul 2019 07:00:33 -0000 00:44:16 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d482c9318b0a4793/issue-109-say-cheese- Cheez-It! It’s another brie-tiful episode of Chedline Heroes. Why don’t you havarti a seat and grab a gouda drink. You feta believe we talk about the cheez snack debate, Tolkien fat hate, and Drew’s Olive Garden review.

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]]> yes Issue #108: Bride of Roomba https://pinecast.com/guid/e431adaa-1009-4d58-889d-0b25022e0488 Tue, 23 Jul 2019 07:00:53 -0000 00:43:46 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e431adaa10094d58/issue-108-bride-of-roomba Hey did you guys hear something? Wait, what happened to that vacuum salesman? Guys I think the vacuuming is coming from inside the house! Quick, lockdown the house and hide in the closet with me. To keep calm we can discuss The Olive Garden reviews, buying a driver’s license, and vacuum crimes.

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]]> yes Issue #107: Reservoir Cats https://pinecast.com/guid/1ba02111-46c6-4637-af0a-b5939065bdf1 Tue, 16 Jul 2019 07:00:56 -0000 00:47:31 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/1ba0211146c64637/issue-107-reservoir-cats Alright what’s the plan? We got a vent cat, an inside cat, and a cat in the chair. We all know our roles, let’s put this plan into action. We’ve already talked about slowed down Godzilla roars, Willard Smith, and another edition of “No, No, Sports”.

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]]> yes Issue #106: Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My Podcast https://pinecast.com/guid/6dcc1e92-28fa-4b7a-b7bf-d5bdcb919ec1 Tue, 09 Jul 2019 07:00:29 -0000 00:38:33 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6dcc1e9228fa4b7a/issue-106-don-t-talk-to-me-until-i-ve-had-my-podcast Order up, we’ve got “Adam and Eve on a Raft” and sweep the kitchen while you’re at it! This episode takes us back to the kitchen for a heaping helping of breakfast, but NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED. Saddle up those brown donkeys as we talk about kitschy diner signs, what spuds to have on an island, and Tanner’s second proposal.

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]]> yes Issue #105: Angels in the Bdubs https://pinecast.com/guid/4f5cc2a9-7581-47fb-911a-aa2fcd0dbc7e Tue, 02 Jul 2019 07:00:11 -0000 00:40:39 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/4f5cc2a9758147fb/issue-105-angels-in-the-bdubs Listen, you can order this podcast episode but before you do I’ll need you to sign a waiver. This episode is tasty, but dangerous. Grab your ranch, grab your celery, and put on your bib as these boys discuss Nate’s airport embarrassment, Pepto-Bismol conspiracies, and the sauce within.

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]]> yes Issue #104: Hocus Focus https://pinecast.com/guid/2d063fff-3707-4ab1-95e9-d7491c0c1db9 Tue, 25 Jun 2019 07:00:50 -0000 00:54:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/2d063fff37074ab1/issue-104-hocus-focus Say cheese! Abra Kadabra! Pasta Fazool! That’s a great picture. Let me just crop it nice, add a filter, and also curse it real quick. This week we are joined by a special guest, Keith from the Pop Up Film Cast! He joins the craziness as we delve into vape spells, selfie curses, and the return of Super or Pooper.

The Pop Up Film Cast is a fun podcast that you should check out! It can be found here. Their Twitter is @PopUpFilmCast.

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]]> yes Reissue #2: Koala Land https://pinecast.com/guid/c3d14036-d2c1-4349-95d3-bf3702338a40 Tue, 18 Jun 2019 07:00:33 -0000 00:43:26 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c3d14036d2c14349/reissue-2-koala-land This week our schedules were just a bit too busy to be able to record, so we have an old favorite to share with you instead!

Throw on your stovepipe hat and your biggest fanny pack, it’s time to get randy! It’s a blast from the past on this week’s episode, and it’s time for four scores to be settled. Throw around the ol’ possum as we discuss unnecessary basketball movies, Osmosis Jones, and John Wilkes Tollbooths.

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]]> yes Issue #103: Bouncin’ Like Blood on the Ice https://pinecast.com/guid/3e3d0c33-32bb-4db5-b20f-4e03310cd917 Tue, 11 Jun 2019 05:28:23 -0000 00:39:30 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/3e3d0c3332bb4db5/issue-103-bouncin-like-blood-on-the-ice Alright, first time? Yeah I don’t ski much either but hey I am your instructor. Gee golly there’s a moose bearing down on us! No time like now to learn how to ski. Here’s some instructional videos for you, in which they discuss Nate’s degree, “Sports, No, No”, and saving the Ski Lodge.

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]]> yes Issue #102: Ladlesville https://pinecast.com/guid/f4bf3e86-1683-4b89-aebc-40a65a48a226 Tue, 04 Jun 2019 07:00:47 -0000 00:39:45 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f4bf3e8616834b89/issue-102-ladlesville Alright who’s next. Oh you? Alright, place your tray there and let me pile it high with some good great content. Listen up as we talk about our favorite school lunches, Alaska towns, and, oh yeah Nate’s gone.

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]]> yes Issue #101: Dalmations https://pinecast.com/guid/6268a39a-3a6a-4964-9b8d-2ec1030f3433 Tue, 28 May 2019 07:00:52 -0000 00:45:54 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6268a39a3a6a4964/issue-101-dalmations With 100 episodes down, the boys are back with a brand new formula where we basically do that same thing that we did all the other times but with 100% more dalmations. This time we are cleaning house, literally. There was a dirty house, and we create a hero that is going to do something about that. Squeegee off that window and listen as we discuss work foot etiquette, Drew’s horrible silly putty incident, and the stuff that the janitor threw on puke in elementary school. You know? When that one kid vomited everywhere? And everyone was just real upset? Goddamn damn it, Kyle. That’s some real every kid stuff right there.

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]]> yes Issue #100: I Only Had One Beer! https://pinecast.com/guid/8e58bb89-518a-4003-96b1-3e625a2831e6 Tue, 21 May 2019 07:00:17 -0000 00:53:02 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8e58bb89518a4003/issue-100-i-only-had-one-beer- Do you need anything from the grocery store? We were gonna head over there to grab some snacks, some beer, and THE ONE. Crack open a cold one as we celebrate our 100th episode, reminisce about episodes of the past, and discuss whether the hulk smokes weed. Stay tuned at the end for our own version of an mid-credit scene!

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]]> yes Issue #99: Is That a Rack of Ribs in Your Pants or Are You Just Podcast to See Me? https://pinecast.com/guid/e0af0d46-57ed-46c8-b62d-0bd9cd1804cd Tue, 14 May 2019 07:00:20 -0000 00:43:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e0af0d4657ed46c8/issue-99-is-that-a-rack-of-ribs-in-your-pants-or-are-you-just-podcast-to-see-me- Oh oh oh, its magic... you know. Never believe it's not a new episode of Headline Heroes! The boys are back with a couple of tricks up their sleeves, and a few hamburger buns in their pants. Sit back and be amazed as we present how to celebrate our 100th episode, how much doves can carry, and Nate’s favorite magic show.

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]]> yes Issue #98: Fruit by the Crook https://pinecast.com/guid/c14e31c6-291c-43de-bc61-f38db91c01dc Tue, 07 May 2019 07:00:47 -0000 00:43:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c14e31c6291c43de/issue-98-fruit-by-the-crook This episode is a little bit sweet and a little bit sour. And the forecast calls for cloudy skies with a chance of skittles. Grab your umbrella out there folks, while we go to commercial. You’ll hear a lot about alternate Thanos plans, the Smash Brother Cinematic Universe, and which fruit would be the best to have for a head.

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]]> yes Issue #97: Home Alone Automation https://pinecast.com/guid/bf6ce7c6-9683-4185-9b52-341d4032a94e Tue, 30 Apr 2019 07:00:58 -0000 00:49:22 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/bf6ce7c696834185/issue-97-home-alone-automation While the Drew is away, the boys shall play. This week Nate and Tanner are bringing their homes into the 21st Century by looking back at the famous Disney Channel movie Smart House. Get your house to the next level with our DIY tips about avoiding movie spoilers, the escalation of Home Alone villains, and toilet paper restraints.

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]]> yes Issue #96: Bees????????? https://pinecast.com/guid/0b5ad5be-bf9c-4caf-810f-15364d04695c Tue, 23 Apr 2019 07:00:21 -0000 00:43:31 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/0b5ad5bebf9c4caf/issue-96-bees- Was your father a beekeeper? Because it looks like someone put bees in your eyes. Buzz Buzz! Well, we will call 911 for you, but in the meantime let us regale you with Independence Day, the Power Ranger’s ooze, and Tanner’s new wedding date.

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]]> yes Issue #95: Uber Beats https://pinecast.com/guid/615b86c4-d127-4227-8899-b2aeb7b39efe Tue, 16 Apr 2019 07:00:57 -0000 00:39:24 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/615b86c4d1274227/issue-95-uber-beats Hey it’s us, your UberEats drivers. We’re out front with a brand new podcast for you. Oops we think we’re actually in the wrong city, we’ll be there in a flash. But don’t you worry, once we get there we’ll have a piping hot podcast for you with Tanner’s controversial food opinions, strange orders at the drive-thru Q/A, and smashing mailboxes.

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]]> yes Issue #94: Jingle All the Pray https://pinecast.com/guid/b3a62875-ce23-4ecf-907a-6f4744c4e1e4 Tue, 09 Apr 2019 07:00:55 -0000 00:36:46 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b3a62875ce234ecf/issue-94-jingle-all-the-pray It’s here at last: Christmas in April! The tree is up, the presents are wrapped, and the mantises are praying. But be careful what you wish for, especially if what you wish for is Camp games, an Ant-man theory, or bug dissection.

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]]> yes Issue #93: Eye for an I, Robot https://pinecast.com/guid/06cf96e0-3278-4a4e-a522-a61e98a5ae6b Tue, 02 Apr 2019 07:00:19 -0000 00:44:00 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/06cf96e032784a4e/issue-93-eye-for-an-i-robot This week’s episode deals with some heavy subject matter: Bill Engvall’s current status. Oh also we make a robot hero that protects kids or something. Walk the appropriate speed over here so I can tell you all about getting detention, mean older brothers, and giving parents wedgies.

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]]> yes Issue #92: Specter-cide https://pinecast.com/guid/0989b284-a5a1-4457-a59d-b382943acd57 Tue, 26 Mar 2019 08:52:53 -0000 00:46:17 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/0989b284a5a14457/issue-92-specter-cide I guess you could say this episode has a bit of a green thumb. Join us as we get down in the garden, rip out those weeds, and taste some dirt. We have plenty to talk about like Marvel-madness, knowing when you are an Iron Man, and we have a couple of updates for you.

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]]> yes Issue #91: No Rules Just Fight https://pinecast.com/guid/90d6e17b-e888-4893-9e3f-a780225170e2 Tue, 19 Mar 2019 11:56:43 -0000 00:39:50 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/90d6e17be8884893/issue-91-no-rules-just-fight G’day, mate! How many? Two? Alright, table or booth? Great right this way. Today’s special is a kick ass bloomin’ onion that will knock your socks off and unlock your latent superpowers. While you peruse the menu, why don’t I fill you up with some flooded basements, walkabouts, and beefy kangaroos.

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]]> yes Issue #90: Get In, We’re Going Robbing https://pinecast.com/guid/046a6c22-9ec1-4285-bc00-c66c4cc86a9a Tue, 12 Mar 2019 07:00:55 -0000 00:44:50 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/046a6c229ec14285/issue-90-get-in-we-re-going-robbing Listen, we get it. Being a villain in THIS economy? Are you kidding me?! Never fear, our latest comic creation has you covered. Pull out your phone and place an order for the first 10 Ocean’s movies, the proper name for an airship, and laser mini bars.

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]]> yes Issue #89: The Stash of Superman https://pinecast.com/guid/6a5d04a5-835d-4c06-8957-b20b2b936859 Tue, 05 Mar 2019 08:00:20 -0000 00:48:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6a5d04a5835d4c06/issue-89-the-stash-of-superman It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s melting my face! WHY DID I LOOK AT IT? Hey sorry about that, but shit happens when you get to the top of a pyramid. While you recover listen to us talk about Business Tanner, pee timing, and Drew’s old movie reviews.

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]]> yes Issue #88: The Social Nutwork https://pinecast.com/guid/ca2820a4-3768-4f69-9cbe-2d9ba375d390 Tue, 26 Feb 2019 08:00:17 -0000 00:51:54 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ca2820a437684f69/issue-88-the-social-nutwork Listen, before we get started we just want to be straight with you. In this episode, we talk A LOT about truck nuts. We didn’t ask for this, we didn’t want this, but we did it. Buckle up and listen to us talk about the continued curse of the Minnesota mozzarella sticks, supporting our troops, and all the tips you’ll need for a successful trip to “The Veg”.

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]]> yes Issue #87: Tooth Hurty https://pinecast.com/guid/5139b20b-445a-4af2-96db-b7a3909f8e5f Tue, 19 Feb 2019 08:00:43 -0000 00:43:42 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/5139b20b445a4af2/issue-87-tooth-hurty Hey there, it's been awhile! Have you brushed your teeth? Flossed? Don’t lie to us, we can tell! Let us get our hands on those chompers. Open wide as we try to talk to you about our Valentine’s Day plans, As Told By Ginger, and finally Tooth Horse.

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]]> yes Reissue #1: The Sauce is McRib https://pinecast.com/guid/565a1e05-2a24-4b74-812b-6bcbe1195b5e Tue, 12 Feb 2019 10:24:34 -0000 00:46:18 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/565a1e052a244b74/reissue-1-the-sauce-is-mcrib This week our schedules were just a too busy to be able to record, so we have an old favorite to share with you instead!

Get ready for the crunchiest prison escape story ever told. This week we smooth out the details of Mr Ed’s dark secret, mom names, and the return of everyone’s favorite name game.

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]]> yes Issue #86: Fatamari Damacy https://pinecast.com/guid/6657b7df-789d-4340-8e99-8df2b15607f6 Tue, 05 Feb 2019 10:00:04 -0000 00:49:28 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6657b7df789d4340/issue-86-fatamari-damacy Get out of the way! There’s a giant ball of fat heading your way! Duck into that London phone booth. That ought to help. While you’re in there, and not about to die, let us show you this episode. Nate’s gone, but Tanner and Drew hold up the fort no problem. They talk about the triumph of cinema “The Day After Tomorrow”, the value menu, and a bunch of greasy aliens.

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]]> yes Issue #85: Milk’s Favorite Podcast https://pinecast.com/guid/c56a3476-2fda-4c39-94d4-35dc633c5d84 Tue, 29 Jan 2019 08:00:11 -0000 00:43:42 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c56a34762fda4c39/issue-85-milk-s-favorite-podcast Get out a big glass of milk, because daddy splurged and bought a special treat for everyone. Dunk on in as we discuss the death of The Dream, school sponsored tragedies, and saying the word “Cream” far too many times.

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]]> yes Issue #84: St. Nicktatorship https://pinecast.com/guid/614b1f20-80b0-4278-ae53-a575cd047720 Tue, 22 Jan 2019 08:00:44 -0000 00:48:43 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/614b1f2080b04278/issue-84-st-nicktatorship Have you been naughty or extra naughty? Santa’s got some punishment for you. While you’re enslaved with the fear of entering the island of misfit toys, listen up to this. We talk about Drew’s fun new game, Big Brother Mooch, and our first ever fan email.

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]]> yes Issue #83: Pirates of the Scaribbean https://pinecast.com/guid/96ea90a6-1528-4f55-a6fe-9b09307c0c4c Tue, 15 Jan 2019 09:48:49 -0000 00:41:26 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/96ea90a615284f55/issue-83-pirates-of-the-scaribbean This episode may not have Drew in it but it DOES have everything you could hope for in a good story: love, marriage, heartbreak, absent fathers, and ghost babies. Grab a bottle of rum and listen in as we discuss cousin Oliver, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Drew’s experimental surgery.

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]]> yes Issue #82: Hanna-Barbaric https://pinecast.com/guid/865fa1e7-5452-436b-b0b8-576d575f7fd1 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 08:00:50 -0000 00:46:32 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/865fa1e75452436b/issue-82-hanna-barbaric Cast your mind back to those sweet Saturday mornings where you’d get up early, grab some cereal, and hunker down in front of the TV for some Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Wasn’t that great? Well, this episode is gonna try to murder them. Start chomping away on that cereal as we talk about our return from the holidays, cartoon baby adoption, and the most dangerous game: Jabberjaw.

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]]> yes Special Edition #12: It's a 'Best of' Episode https://pinecast.com/guid/e6e41fc6-cea6-469b-95fd-a0fff4f56492 Tue, 01 Jan 2019 08:00:52 -0000 00:34:44 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e6e41fc6cea6469b/special-edition-12-it-s-a-best-of-episode Happy New Year! Only one more year before we can make "hindsight is 2020" jokes, and that right there is reason enough to celebrate. We are coming at you with another special edition. That's right! It's a 'best of' episode! Listen back to some of the best moments from episodes 1-6, back when our podcast was just a humble seed. Look at us now! We are still a seed, just one we forgot to water. Anyway, enjoy!

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]]> yes Special Edition #11: Santa Farce https://pinecast.com/guid/0a891fbe-717f-4a16-9128-4c99d44d0ff2 Tue, 25 Dec 2018 08:00:57 -0000 01:21:49 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/0a891fbe717f4a16/special-edition-11-santa-farce Merry Christmas everyone! We hope it's fantastic for you, and hey if you need a break from the ol' family, here's an episode for you! It was recorded over a month ago, when we all gathered together in Omaha to visit Tanner. And as is now tradition, we watched a shitty movie. So lock the bathroom door, put in your earbugs to drown out your family yelling at each other for not bringing the relish tray, and enjoy!

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]]> yes Issue #81: Seal of Approval https://pinecast.com/guid/fd9a4c2a-9858-4c54-af61-5fcc03649866 Tue, 18 Dec 2018 08:00:56 -0000 00:36:00 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/fd9a4c2a98584c54/issue-81-seal-of-approval How about some sushi in your face? Served up by a seal!? You are in for a treat with this episode then. Join Tanner and Drew, as they talk about missing Nate, Nate where are you, and of course, Nate please come back.

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]]> yes Issue #80: Bloody Carrey https://pinecast.com/guid/74db38c7-03b7-4a55-bb63-d10a424518b8 Tue, 11 Dec 2018 13:58:51 -0000 00:39:32 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/74db38c703b74a55/issue-80-bloody-carrey This episode fits like a glove as we talk about the cinematic triumph of our time. Pull out your pet sleuthing skills as we talk from our butts about Space Jam boxing, satisfying Post-It notes, and aaaaaaaall righty then.

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]]> yes Issue #79: Quantum H.A.N.K. https://pinecast.com/guid/e403d2e6-05a0-4524-8ce1-37cb2d27a491 Tue, 04 Dec 2018 08:00:53 -0000 00:47:57 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e403d2e605a04524/issue-79-quantum-h-a-n-k- Warning: This episode may be extremely offensive to any survivors of The Great Chicago Fire. If you feel up to listening, brace yourself for discussions of the original Buzzfeeder, overpriced pretzels, and yet more fast food talk.

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]]> yes Issue #78: Think Outside the Goof https://pinecast.com/guid/d8484b73-78b5-4317-9947-f8dc463aa593 Tue, 27 Nov 2018 08:00:49 -0000 00:38:52 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d8484b7378b54317/issue-78-think-outside-the-goof Uhhh yeah I'll take a number 78 with extra goofs. Could you put some extra tangents on that please? Thanks a lot. I sure hope the toy in my meal is either a small piece of a candy bar, a Fry Guy, or the biggest heist the fast food world has ever seen.

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]]> yes Issue #77: Drunk Snakes on a Plane https://pinecast.com/guid/4b7cac43-c498-42d8-8c46-ab6a5e1881ae Tue, 20 Nov 2018 08:00:06 -0000 00:48:16 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/4b7cac43c49842d8/issue-77-drunk-snakes-on-a-plane Are you ready to DO THE DO? We sure as hell are. The cabin door is sealed and the flight attendants are ready for takeoff. Strap yourself in and get ready as we soar into Youtuber pranks, soda slogans, and our collective sons.

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]]> yes Issue #76: Yeah, We Did Another One About Poop https://pinecast.com/guid/f0d1b600-2e54-41be-9841-ad6c72a9ec62 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 10:02:11 -0000 00:49:18 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f0d1b6002e5441be/issue-76-yeah-we-did-another-one-about-poop FLUSH! Boy was that an ordeal! Oh hey, didn’t see you there! This is awkward. Let’s distract from the awkwardness with this episode! We talk about Home Depot, diarrhea bows and vows, and our pilgrimage to see Tanner.

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]]> yes Issue #75: Poolice Academy 2 https://pinecast.com/guid/bacdb7ff-1876-4fff-8be9-07ed91446433 Tue, 06 Nov 2018 08:00:22 -0000 00:44:08 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/bacdb7ff18764fff/issue-75-poolice-academy-2 Stop in the name of the law! Or don’t! I can’t really stop you! OR CAN I? I don’t know where I’m going with this. Stuff your ears with this episode. We talk about gifted Animorphs, the art of the deal, and not listening to other podcasts (but do, we aren’t your parents).

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]]> yes Issue #74: Halloween Heroes 2: The Final Chapter https://pinecast.com/guid/cde7fe7a-9aa5-44f9-8b18-71c3d8b1240d Tue, 30 Oct 2018 07:00:46 -0000 00:49:30 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/cde7fe7a9aa544f9/issue-74-halloween-heroes-2-the-final-chapter Happy Halloween everyone. I know we spooked you before, but we are coming right back at you with the spook! It’s Halloween afterall! Or close enough, don’t @ us. Bring a second pair of pants and listen to us talk about Who’s Line Is It Anyway, Mr Freeze’s classic catchphrases, and the return of our Halloween tradition.

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]]> yes Issue #73: Bouncy Bear https://pinecast.com/guid/f665130b-121e-4bd0-8b33-0be8a10a1b9f Tue, 23 Oct 2018 07:00:11 -0000 00:43:14 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f665130b121e4bd0/issue-73-bouncy-bear YA'LL LIKE BEARS!?

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]]> yes Issue #72: When the Moon Hits Your Thigh Like a Big Pizza Pie https://pinecast.com/guid/d3be9987-84a1-4d22-be57-849d959d332d Tue, 16 Oct 2018 07:22:08 -0000 00:44:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d3be998784a14d22/issue-72-when-the-moon-hits-your-thigh-like-a-big-pizza-pie Tanner is off chasing waterfalls this episode (even though we told him to stick to rivers and lakes) so it’s just Nate and Drew this time. Pull out your notepad and be prepared to write down some ripe Drew knowledge as he fills you in on the best noodles, Space Chopped, and the height of the United States.

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]]> yes Issue #71: The Good, the Bad, and the Gators https://pinecast.com/guid/f240b5db-ddee-4e0e-9506-5340ef236daa Tue, 09 Oct 2018 07:00:45 -0000 00:46:40 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f240b5dbddee4e0e/issue-71-the-good-the-bad-and-the-gators This podcast episode ain’t big enough for the 3 of us. Well, maybe it is if we can just get rid of all these damn alligators. Come sit with us by the campfire as we tell you tales of fun chip clips, GooseBoomps, and funeral war crimes.

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]]> yes Issue #70: The People’s Butt https://pinecast.com/guid/8c095172-57de-4a89-84d3-f6b4ecca36bc Tue, 02 Oct 2018 07:00:54 -0000 00:35:11 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8c09517257de4a89/issue-70-the-people-s-butt Can you smell what The Rock is cooking? You might want to be careful, because it could be explosive. Or cod. Or both. If you’d prefer to steer clear, come over to our house and we’ll tell you about our new favorite AAA video game, the Screen Actor’s Guild, and wrestling in the ‘90s.

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]]> yes Issue #69: Sixty-Brine https://pinecast.com/guid/b6bbc7e1-07a0-4b71-9bc5-cefbdc0a4958 Tue, 25 Sep 2018 07:00:11 -0000 00:53:54 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b6bbc7e107a04b71/issue-69-sixty-brine The Pickle Fair is finally here, and the festivities are in full swing! Tickle my pickle as we discuss everything. Drew brings his general grievances to court, we talk about the perfect Bloody Mary, and we reveal Nate’s deadly sin. Ho boy what an episode!

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]]> yes Issue #68: Set Sail For Fun https://pinecast.com/guid/454603d4-0124-4a44-bac4-1f2afa4caa13 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 07:00:25 -0000 00:43:15 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/454603d401244a44/issue-68-set-sail-for-fun ar me mateys! I just emerged from this salted pork barrel, and I’m ready to hit some theme parks. Who’s with me? T-shirts are on me! It’s a five hour drive on my ship, but we can share some scuttlebutt about souvenir t-shirts, the shelf life of pork, and our favorite comedian’s health condition.

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]]> yes Issue #67: Chairman of the Paddle Board https://pinecast.com/guid/7a77ef6b-886f-4da1-81c1-95b9c525cf98 Tue, 11 Sep 2018 07:00:59 -0000 00:36:09 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/7a77ef6b886f4da1/issue-67-chairman-of-the-paddle-board Paddle down your boards and don’t be late! It’s time for another episode of Headline Heroes! Listen up as we come to you live from the field with a PSL update, bad video quality, and we get a call from an angry listener.

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]]> yes Issue #66: Four Thumbs Good, Two Thumbs Bad https://pinecast.com/guid/4111c681-051f-4f16-9b3b-f5928e5cc0a8 Tue, 04 Sep 2018 07:00:48 -0000 00:40:33 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/4111c681051f4f16/issue-66-four-thumbs-good-two-thumbs-bad Hey how many thumbs do you have? Not two? Perfect. Welcome to the thumb mob. We’re going to war against these here pigs. So thumb up, and listen to our mob training videos, which cover some shitty banter about Rob Schneider, what’s in a cannoli, and all this peanut butter in my books.

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]]> yes Issue #65: If You Give a Mouse a PIN https://pinecast.com/guid/d790fde5-9cdf-4b8d-9538-c27c991a97d3 Tue, 28 Aug 2018 07:00:58 -0000 00:41:08 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d790fde59cdf4b8d/issue-65-if-you-give-a-mouse-a-pin Ahh! In the corner! There’s a rat! Get it! Get it! Golly if only there was a rat catching superhero! Well, while we think on that, why don’t you listen to us ramble mindlessly about rat catching long cons, the classic Matthew Broderick film “Mouse Hunt”, and of course Drew’s feature film debut.

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]]> yes Issue #64: Hot Dog Mojo https://pinecast.com/guid/e814ca7e-e121-449a-b3c6-14794c13e66c Tue, 21 Aug 2018 07:00:37 -0000 00:50:39 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e814ca7ee121449a/issue-64-hot-dog-mojo Ay, oh whatchu want on your premo 100% beef dog? Keep it snappy I got a line formin’ here! I got all the fixins you could ever want: Keanu Powers: International Neo of Mystery, the danger of Cheddarwurst Chin, and our serial killer scenario that comes to us a little too easily. Also, we’re out of relish. Sorry.

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]]> yes Issue #63: Eyes on the Prize https://pinecast.com/guid/1d69a711-f1ea-4c6c-b338-7b94eda58857 Tue, 14 Aug 2018 07:00:16 -0000 00:47:36 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/1d69a711f1ea4c6c/issue-63-eyes-on-the-prize Come one, come all! Step right up, and let me guess your weight or some shit. This episode is a bucket of fun. Wind up your arm hole, lean on your left toe, and huck that chuck at this here milk thing. Meanwhile, we’re going to talk about our favorite carnival prizes, Tanner’s fight, and Drew’s height.

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]]> yes Issue #62: There’s Your (Zodiac) Sign https://pinecast.com/guid/91bd7c9b-1b79-4bba-87bb-cb1937f68c68 Tue, 07 Aug 2018 07:00:22 -0000 00:38:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/91bd7c9b1b794bba/issue-62-there-s-your-zodiac-sign I hope you’re hungry, because this episode is all-you-can-hear! With Drew lost in time and space, we had a hot, fresh guest delivered right to our door. Join us as we dig into some egg rolls and discuss movie scene pitches, uncover the Zodiac Killer identity, and reveal what food we could eat a ton of.

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]]> yes Issue #61: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? https://pinecast.com/guid/2af4c29a-47d4-4894-b720-208ed766fb8f Tue, 31 Jul 2018 07:00:41 -0000 00:48:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/2af4c29a47d44894/issue-61-how-do-you-do-fellow-kids- Wuts up you lit fams, who's gucci to dab in this here family friendly dance function? Swell! Thrill ur trill, flip that flop, and save room for Jesus as we text at you some knowledge on The Great Australian Conspiracy, Junkyard Wars, and ;D

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]]> yes Issue #60: Suze Over My Hammy https://pinecast.com/guid/d6cb0bc6-c488-43d3-8c5e-66c29663be96 Tue, 24 Jul 2018 07:00:08 -0000 00:46:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d6cb0bc6c48843d3/issue-60-suze-over-my-hammy Blast off in 3… 2… 1… And we have lift off. To your left, you will see the sun setting on the horizon, and on your right is a new episode of your favorite podcast, Headline Heroes! Let’s do a comms check and listen in as we discuss Tanner’s vertical leap, rabbits on the moon, and the sequel we’ve all been waiting for.

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]]> yes Issue #59: Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Only Left Turns https://pinecast.com/guid/72009e13-00a3-4ddc-b6b3-483d8b2f7802 Tue, 17 Jul 2018 07:00:30 -0000 00:48:56 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/72009e1300a34ddc/issue-59-head-shoulders-knees-and-only-left-turns Drivers! Start your engines! We want a clean fight here. No unnecessary roughness, but of course all headbutts. Meanwhile, here’s another episode, in which we discuss Rules of Engagement Advice, Jurassic NASCAR, and HeadOn, apply directly to head.

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]]> yes Special Edition #10: The One Where Drew Watches The Simpsons https://pinecast.com/guid/e826882a-8066-4998-8af1-606169fc13ad Tue, 10 Jul 2018 07:00:10 -0000 00:41:46 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e826882a80664998/special-edition-10-the-one-where-drew-watches-the-simpsons Tanner is gone, so Nate finally sat Drew down and forced him to watch an episode of The Simpsons. Listen in as they discuss the episode “You Only Move Twice” and along the way, they talk about flying houses, bridal showers, and Drew’s coffee run.

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]]> yes Issue #58: Risky Sockness https://pinecast.com/guid/eaff6fc6-942c-47bc-9f9e-4acea8604800 Tue, 03 Jul 2018 07:00:18 -0000 00:41:14 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/eaff6fc6942c47bc/issue-58-risky-sockness Who’s hungry for some Greek… socks. Anyone? Alright, while you’re perusing the menu, we’re going to talk about Grounded for Life, Foreman McCallister, and whether or not pissing your pants is public urination.

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]]> yes Issue #57: Mob Rescue https://pinecast.com/guid/944b011d-9628-4654-a4fd-7f525429f70a Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:00:47 -0000 00:41:52 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/944b011d96284654/issue-57-mob-rescue Rev up those fryers because I am ready to podcast! We’re cooking up an extra special episode for you this week. Order up and listen to us discuss Bar Rescue, Capri Sun commercials, and a shit load of rats.

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]]> yes Special Edition #9: Traffic Jam Session https://pinecast.com/guid/8fddc504-c328-4e37-9f8b-222f152de543 Tue, 19 Jun 2018 11:16:15 -0000 00:35:09 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8fddc504c3284e37/special-edition-9-traffic-jam-session Vroom Vroom. Rev up those engines and get on the road before traffic hits! Drew is mysteriously missing this week, and the boys have given up hope of ever seeing him again. Call dibs on shotgun while we tune the radio to the Fast and Furious franchise, Pepsi accidents, and our latest movie pitch.

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]]> yes Issue #56: The Bear Facts, Folks https://pinecast.com/guid/daee8320-70a4-4782-9515-58334539f031 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 06:00:40 -0000 00:41:47 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/daee832070a44782/issue-56-the-bear-facts-folks ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Well, you will be by the time this episode finishes. We think that a 5 by 5 foot machine could turn trees into waffles faster than a giant man with waffle irons for hands. Gather round this here campfire as we talk about waffle tall-tales, horrible ballsses, and Cat Steven’s apotheosis.

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]]> yes Issue #55: The Krystal https://pinecast.com/guid/98d1b63d-2baf-4cf3-9a70-ff48c204e2ad Tue, 05 Jun 2018 07:00:43 -0000 00:47:28 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/98d1b63d2baf4cf3/issue-55-the-krystal You know what’s great? The Krystal. My favorite part about the Krystal is how it’s really krystally, and how it’s always there for you. I love the Krystal. Krystal Krystal Krystal. Krystal. Here’s an episode. Topics: Lake Placid sequels, geese and how they suck, and Battle Animal Powers.

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]]> yes Issue #54: Lawnside Heroes https://pinecast.com/guid/99c24dbe-38d0-48de-82ae-0742c73b1335 Tue, 29 May 2018 07:00:47 -0000 00:43:04 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/99c24dbe38d048de/issue-54-lawnside-heroes Sniff Sniff What… what is that stanky, horrible smell? It smells like an egg that ate a skunk that ate another skunk. Where’s that coming from? Well, while we try to nose this out, why don’t you listen up to this episode here. We talk about grass types (but not Pokémon), smelly roommates, and alien visitors with gifts of Mexican.

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]]> yes Issue #53: Love is Love Bird https://pinecast.com/guid/c8551c5f-b537-4b96-aa9f-1c14e6d04fac Tue, 22 May 2018 07:00:11 -0000 00:37:49 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c8551c5fb5374b96/issue-53-love-is-love-bird In this episode we take to the skies yet again. This time with a flying ostrich. That’s normal, right? Chirp away as we talk about Hardware Nate, Matthew Broderick acting choices, and we get a surprise voicemail.

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]]> yes Issue #52: Fart Mug https://pinecast.com/guid/2f9aae7e-8734-4a1d-916e-022f922a834d Tue, 15 May 2018 07:00:31 -0000 00:43:04 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/2f9aae7e87344a1d/issue-52-fart-mug In this episode you gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em. Know when to steal a boy, know when to run (from the police). While we are busy going to prison, why don’t you listen to us talk about Spencer’s gifts, Drew and Nate’s new living arrangements, and the goose poop kid.

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]]> yes Issue #51: Koala Land https://pinecast.com/guid/f510bbdc-040a-4ad2-a5c6-75ee8cbfa673 Tue, 08 May 2018 09:00:57 -0000 00:42:48 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f510bbdc040a4ad2/issue-51-koala-land Throw on your stovepipe hat and your biggest fanny pack, it’s time to get randy! It’s a blast from the past on this week’s episode, and it’s time for four scores to be settled. Throw around the ol’ possum as we discuss unnecessary basketball movies, Osmosis Jones, and John Wilkes Tollbooths.

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]]> yes Issue #50: Cliché 50th Episode Spectacular https://pinecast.com/guid/6d1bbe1d-9b1b-4c7b-94e0-4b37d9820244 Tue, 01 May 2018 09:00:14 -0000 00:58:48 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6d1bbe1d9b1b4c7b/issue-50-clich-50th-episode-spectacular Can you believe it has already been 50 episodes of Headline Heroes? We definitely can’t, and we proved it in this episode. Join in as we take your questions and give you the answers you’ve been dying for. Then tune in as Drew presents a quiz, and Carl sends us an urgent message.

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]]> yes Issue #49: When You Wish Upon a Phil https://pinecast.com/guid/d66c8d3b-096f-4a43-b475-2f3ec3150ebe Tue, 24 Apr 2018 09:00:57 -0000 00:36:56 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d66c8d3b096f4a43/issue-49-when-you-wish-upon-a-phil We predict this episode will be weird and wet. And we are right. Gather around our genie crystal ball to see wet dollar bills, Bedazzled, and a return to Thug Looney Toons.

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]]> yes Issue #48: Elton John Don’t Sue Us, Please https://pinecast.com/guid/47c0058d-1424-4815-867a-269ff5a03e21 Tue, 17 Apr 2018 09:00:30 -0000 00:45:08 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/47c0058d14244815/issue-48-elton-john-don-t-sue-us-please What’s that in the sky! It’s a rocket! It’s a ghost! No! It’s a rocket ghost! Let’s start the countdown from 10 as we discuss Power Rangers of Oz, giant Earth sized magnets, and we get a first hand report on how to cook a podcast.

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]]> yes Issue #47: THAT https://pinecast.com/guid/a7b0a84d-45bd-4183-8c12-5e3b99fe6e92 Tue, 10 Apr 2018 09:18:21 -0000 00:35:56 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/a7b0a84d45bd4183/issue-47-that It’s time to talk about That. You may want to talk about It, but we’re talking about That. That’s that. Does that clear that up? Insert a quarter and try to win a prize as we clear our throats, 9 foot Tom Hanks, and a Kenan and Kel reunion.

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]]> yes Issue #46: Banana You Glad I Didn’t Say Orange? https://pinecast.com/guid/76163988-adcc-4d1e-b32a-bcbda3757079 Tue, 03 Apr 2018 09:00:34 -0000 00:40:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/76163988adcc4d1e/issue-46-banana-you-glad-i-didn-t-say-orange- Oops, look out! You almost stepped on that banana peel you silly goose. What’s the peel doing out in that tennis court!? Take a seat and learn how to open a banana, get an update about your favorite blue collar comedian, and remember America’s most roided president.

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]]> yes Special Edition #8: Thunderpants 2.0 https://pinecast.com/guid/05418b0c-300f-447e-89b9-cc90dafce518 Tue, 27 Mar 2018 09:00:34 -0000 00:36:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/05418b0c300f447e/special-edition-8-thunderpants-2-0 What do we choose to do when we are all actually together? We watch a terrible movie, literally about a kid who farts too much. I don't know what else to say here. Our original plan was to improv a sequel to this movie, but we pulled a last minute audible and decided it needed an entire reboot. Anyway, enjoy!

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]]> yes Issue #45: Chicken Pun https://pinecast.com/guid/fbe17eb6-6e6e-4a80-9eb0-14c2db4aa11e Tue, 20 Mar 2018 08:43:31 -0000 00:44:18 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/fbe17eb66e6e4a80/issue-45-chicken-pun It’s been so long since we recorded together that I don’t even remember what to put here. Boy is there egg on my face! Turn on your chicken finder and see if you can locate Wings and Rings, a Chicken Fight Pyramid Scheme, and Egg grenades.

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]]> yes Special Edition #7: Basically Face/Off https://pinecast.com/guid/9836002b-21b0-437e-8209-b4923d685211 Tue, 13 Mar 2018 09:13:30 -0000 00:36:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/9836002b21b0437e/special-edition-7-basically-face-off Completing the trilogy of being one cohost down, Drew and Tanner come up with a completely original idea. Turn your face dials to listen as we talk about National Pretend You’re Not Stupid Day, having feet for hands, and the world's greatest plot twist.

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]]> yes Special Edition #6: What’s in a Name? https://pinecast.com/guid/731d31c4-fb2e-44b5-aa7b-5be4761534d4 Tue, 06 Mar 2018 10:00:42 -0000 00:27:54 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/731d31c4fb2e44b5/special-edition-6-what-s-in-a-name- Tanner’s gone this week but not forgotten. In fact, he called in with a new twist on what we do here at Headline Heroes. Listen to Drew and Nate’s angelic voices as they discuss baked goods, Grandpa Joe, and mistaken identity on the phone.

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]]> yes Bonus Episode #1: The Lost Episode https://pinecast.com/guid/38ea81c7-ab4c-4d89-a623-32b0fd62d953 Thu, 01 Mar 2018 09:00:53 -0000 00:10:48 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/38ea81c7ab4c4d89/bonus-episode-1-the-lost-episode Oh what's this? An episode, and it's not even Tuesday!? Well, that's because we present to you our first bonus episode! You see, last year we sat down to record an episode only to realize all too late that we had lost Tanner's audio. But we are not ones to waste! After months of hard work, we were able to fix it as best as we can so that Tanner is present! Enjoy!

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]]> yes Special Edition #5: Radioactive Man https://pinecast.com/guid/b331dfae-e162-4b21-81b2-e31f51da594d Tue, 27 Feb 2018 10:00:00 -0000 00:43:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b331dfaee1624b21/special-edition-5-radioactive-man Episode Notes

Drew is gone for this episode, so Tanner and Nate go a little WILD. Okay fine, they watch The Simpsons and talk about it. If you’re interested in two idiots giggling at Simpsons gags, boy howdy do we have a podcast for you.

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]]> yes Issue #44: Cat Scratch Reader https://pinecast.com/guid/ac0febd9-b923-444b-a7c9-46dffbe69875 Tue, 20 Feb 2018 10:00:21 -0000 00:34:40 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ac0febd9b923444b/issue-44-cat-scratch-reader Shhhhhhhhh… you’re in a library silly. You got to be quiet! While you’re here, would you like to check out a book on cat Wishbone, Dr. Suess’ secret manuscript, and big ol' nerdy glasses? Better get a library card first!

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]]> yes Issue #43: The Frumpy Banana https://pinecast.com/guid/30800089-fed7-4a3e-b228-485ca903a016 Tue, 13 Feb 2018 10:02:56 -0000 00:47:36 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/30800089fed74a3e/issue-43-the-frumpy-banana This week we needed a little bit of help, so we lit the Guest Signal and our friend Derek, from The Wild Pitch and the Pop Up Film Cast, appeared! Hold on for a second while we jump into a phone booth and discuss Tanner’s vast LOST knowledge, growing your beard all at once, and the most we’ve ever done for a costume.

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]]> yes Issue #42: S.P.O.OK? https://pinecast.com/guid/7d0f00ad-9b3e-4dd3-901a-629672e42cca Tue, 06 Feb 2018 10:17:00 -0000 00:39:30 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/7d0f00ad9b3e4dd3/issue-42-s-p-o-ok- When there’s something strange, eating in your house. Who you gonna call? Preferably not us. We are too busy talking about our favorite Superbowl commercials, how to pronounce raccoon, and how necessary it was to see Bart’s dick. Spoiler alert: we talk about how Dumbledore dies in that one book or whatever.

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]]> yes Issue #41: That’s a Bad Bake, Nathan https://pinecast.com/guid/02e6b7c4-b47f-4c99-8d73-f424f3db53e8 Tue, 30 Jan 2018 10:00:36 -0000 00:44:50 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/02e6b7c4b47f4c99/issue-41-that-s-a-bad-bake-nathan We just got back from the future and boy are our arms tired! The future is pretty crazy, seeing as it’s turned into a full out eagle/raccoon war. We also can report in the future there are swiss rolls, talon fight clubs, and tanooki suits.

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]]> yes Issue #40: Whale That’s All, Folks https://pinecast.com/guid/19196b4d-194c-4b92-a2c3-2a24d28b0343 Tue, 23 Jan 2018 10:00:52 -0000 00:37:04 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/19196b4d194c4b92/issue-40-whale-that-s-all-folks Whale, whale, whale what do we have here? It’s a new issue of Headline Heroes, featuring a look at everyone’s favorite young adult novels! Have a whale of a time with us as we talk about our search for mozzarella sticks, brain blasts, and our very first weather report.

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]]> yes Issue #39: Drunk Mr Freeze https://pinecast.com/guid/6e08d290-32a1-4921-99f2-fc15fa19350b Tue, 16 Jan 2018 10:01:00 -0000 00:53:02 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6e08d29032a14921/issue-39-drunk-mr-freeze Crack open a cold one, ‘cause it’s time for your favorite podcast. We love you SO muCH, nd your our BEST FRIEND. GET OFF OF US while we talk animal crackers, Jack and Jill survival, and the next big cooking podcast.

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]]> yes Issue #38: Dax Shepard Jr. https://pinecast.com/guid/de8032c2-db1f-4b3e-ab83-e0967773097b Tue, 09 Jan 2018 10:00:59 -0000 00:39:42 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/de8032c2db1f4b3e/issue-38-dax-shepard-jr- This week’s episode is a blast from the past. Or maybe the future? We aren't sure I guess. Stare into your reflection and try to see us discuss the best Headline Heroes bromance pairings, our in-depth Star Wars knowledge, and what movies have the best time travel.

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]]> yes Issue #37: Mush Heads vs. Crunch Nuts https://pinecast.com/guid/f9de470d-db5b-4ca6-9f89-967423378e9e Tue, 02 Jan 2018 09:53:20 -0000 00:41:32 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f9de470ddb5b4ca6/issue-37-mush-heads-vs-crunch-nuts Happy New Year everyone! We are back with OG Headline Heroes. Break some records with us as we delve into the Tanner’s big secret, a Guiness World War, and how we eat our cereal.

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]]> yes Special Edition #4: Headline Heroes Holiday Special https://pinecast.com/guid/1640c02c-d988-4e10-a9f2-d4502b5246c8 Tue, 26 Dec 2017 10:19:05 -0000 00:52:06 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/1640c02cd9884e10/special-edition-4-headline-heroes-holiday-special Happy Holidays everyone! Are you ready to get jolly at Derek’s grandparent’s house? Santa is down and out and it’s up to our heroes (and even some villains) to save the day. Hold on to your nog as they defeat Anti-Santa and make sure every good girl and boy gets the present they deserve.

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]]> yes Special Edition #3: Boys in the House https://pinecast.com/guid/d939d852-a820-4a50-af86-06ac9b938980 Tue, 19 Dec 2017 10:00:30 -0000 00:39:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/d939d852a8204a50/special-edition-3-boys-in-the-house In this special edition, we are recording in the same room, and it is WEIRD. We start out with opening a very special gift, and then we move on to confront one of our biggest regrets. Buckle up and hear us talk about the relationship between buffalo & Tim Allen grunts, a band of only harmonicas, and a ghost/human relationship.

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]]> yes Issue #36: Potato Paul https://pinecast.com/guid/3476eec1-c3fb-43db-b31d-584298a805ac Tue, 12 Dec 2017 10:00:39 -0000 00:40:40 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/3476eec1c3fb43db/issue-36-potato-paul It’s time to cook a potato, do you know where YOUR children are? Load up that spud while we dip into iced tea roombas, ancient potato caves, and, of course, blowing up a baby.

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]]> yes Issue #35: The Sauce is McRib https://pinecast.com/guid/dd93a73b-27aa-47a3-9c4d-eac389584c2c Tue, 05 Dec 2017 10:00:30 -0000 00:45:14 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/dd93a73b27aa47a3/issue-35-the-sauce-is-mcrib Get ready for the crunchiest prison escape story ever told. This week we smooth out the details of Mister Ed’s dark secret, mom names, and the return of everyone’s favorite name game.

]]> yes Issue #34: This One is For the Fans https://pinecast.com/guid/796c1d7a-a3d4-4e4e-a010-d06fa4364095 Tue, 28 Nov 2017 10:00:34 -0000 00:40:34 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/796c1d7aa3d44e4e/issue-34-this-one-is-for-the-fans Wait until you get a taste of this episode. It’s really gonna take you to Flavortown. If you’re a supertaster you might catch hints of the death of Barney, how to make a peanut butter sandwich, and the surprise appearance of everyone’s favorite purple guy.

]]> yes Issue #33: It’s Just a Prank, Bro https://pinecast.com/guid/f1ca29b0-0823-42ba-85ca-32732c10aa38 Tue, 21 Nov 2017 10:00:38 -0000 00:38:24 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f1ca29b0082342ba/issue-33-it-s-just-a-prank-bro Chill, dude. This episode is just a joke. Can’t you take a joke? Now get your head in the toilet and hear us discuss Tanner’s new house, how to take pranks to the city level, and tales of our high school glory days.

]]> yes Issue #32: My Toilet Ghostero https://pinecast.com/guid/bff69c68-f2ba-4506-a6cf-7355453d7aa3 Tue, 14 Nov 2017 10:19:19 -0000 00:37:44 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/bff69c68f2ba4506/issue-32-my-toilet-ghostero What happens when we get an article about a haunted bathroom? A lot actually. Like a lot. Join as we are flushed down the drain and discuss Nate’s new leaf bed, Banjo-Kazooie, and thug Looney Tunes.

]]> yes Issue #31: For Whom the Smell Tolls https://pinecast.com/guid/b59ec28e-edfe-4957-8698-503838bb2482 Tue, 07 Nov 2017 10:01:24 -0000 00:42:02 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b59ec28eedfe4957/issue-31-for-whom-the-smell-tolls Smell ya later! Or wait you just got here! Smell ya now, I guess! Grab your gas masks, because it’s about to get positively putrid in here. During this episode you may catch a whiff of Guy Fieri, a Tolkien walking tour of Iowa, and a brand new segment about our failure.

]]> yes Issue #30: Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice https://pinecast.com/guid/1b7db175-5c02-4da3-94f5-9e50ae0255d3 Tue, 31 Oct 2017 09:01:31 -0000 00:48:46 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/1b7db1755c024da3/issue-30-pumpkin-spice-and-everything-nice Happy Halloween! Welcome to the latest episode of the best Dick Cheney fancast. This week we have an especially spooky discussion about everyone’s top “The Breakfast Club” cast member! It’s time to get presidential as we talk the Harlem Globetrotter animated series, how to kill a pumpkin, and the return of everyone’s favorite Halloween tradition.

Special thanks to Carl Sorenson for this weeks spooky intro music!

]]> yes Issue #29: Dutch Loven https://pinecast.com/guid/8f33b5dc-f62c-481a-90a3-34c1dae6ae20 Tue, 24 Oct 2017 09:06:45 -0000 00:37:06 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8f33b5dcf62c481a/issue-29-dutch-loven We are recovering after Tanner’s Birthday, and let me tell you, that was a rager! We pull ourselves together and manage to bake up an episode. This recipe calls for 1 cup vampire, 2 tablespoons of archery, and of course, love.

]]> yes Issue #28: A Cow and His Boy https://pinecast.com/guid/c0ca0881-d86d-4faa-8815-e66884103ebb Tue, 17 Oct 2017 09:02:19 -0000 00:38:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c0ca0881d86d4faa/issue-28-a-cow-and-his-boy As if being punished for his corduroy lies, Drew is a sick, sick boy for this issue. However, Tanner and Nate forced him to put on the headphones and create a superhero for your amusement. Take your cattle out to graze as we talk about The Santa Clause, Granny Torino, and a very high Mayor McCheese.

]]> yes Issue #27: Ictopus https://pinecast.com/guid/ab60a210-a7c1-498a-b655-25dbe073682e Tue, 10 Oct 2017 09:00:00 -0000 00:39:06 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ab60a210a7c1498a/issue-27-ictopus This week starts on a more serious note, as we bring harsh accusations against Drew for the horrendous lies he has told us. If we manage to keep the podcast together we’ll probably discuss great detective puns, Tanner’s birthday, and Jack the Ripper.

]]> yes Issue #26: Juggle Junior https://pinecast.com/guid/124c43ec-e9ff-4602-a8ac-8c6c6765f91b Tue, 03 Oct 2017 09:02:00 -0000 00:42:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/124c43ece9ff4602/issue-26-juggle-junior Hey everybody, it turns out Tanner is NOT dead (big fat liar, that one) so he’s back with us again! These three boys are back together at last and ready to talk about all things juggling, including: the Karate Kid, heroine, and Tanner’s mysterious death/resurrection last week.

]]> yes Special Edition #2: Bee v Bee https://pinecast.com/guid/c0f4430d-f243-4f7d-93a6-2c871f1e6ff4 Tue, 26 Sep 2017 09:00:00 -0000 00:43:41 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c0f4430df2434f7d/special-edition-2-bee-v-bee We bring you another special edition of Headline Heroes. Tanner is gone this week sadly, but Nate and Drew tackle something a little different than the norm: Bee goes in. Bee comes out. And they explain that.

]]> yes Issue #25: Mon Goose, Mon Problems https://pinecast.com/guid/de6f328d-8202-4459-b541-18328709c78c Tue, 19 Sep 2017 09:00:00 -0000 00:46:55 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/de6f328d82024459/issue-25-mon-goose-mon-problems Somewhere out in the darkness, a wild mongoose howls. Grab your BMX bike and join us as we talk Spongebob jokes, Property Brothers, and only the hottest Fantasy Football tips.

]]> yes Issue #24: Cruncha Muncha https://pinecast.com/guid/b7393142-1164-4586-90bc-a19a2b506f71 Tue, 12 Sep 2017 09:00:00 -0000 00:39:32 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b739314211644586/issue-24-cruncha-muncha Who’s hungry? Us, apparently. We’re back in the kitchen and cooking up a new hero for you! Join us as we fry up a new trivia game, carefully season the rules of competitive eating, and spice up our usual intro material

]]> yes Issue #23: The Hand that Feeds https://pinecast.com/guid/b81737ad-7a17-4aa7-9645-7c9a9614418f Tue, 05 Sep 2017 09:00:00 -0000 00:47:40 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b81737ad7a174aa7/issue-23-the-hand-that-feeds Are you ready to talk about butts? Tough puppets, ‘cause we are. Get on in here and let us tell you about horsepower and a return of everyone’s favorite superhero trivia game!

]]> yes Issue #22: Electra-curricular Activities https://pinecast.com/guid/6f575e34-0c5b-40ed-96d0-eba37797054d Tue, 29 Aug 2017 09:00:00 -0000 00:47:41 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/6f575e340c5b40ed/issue-22-electra-curricular-activities It’s time for us to get back to basics, but can we even remember how to do this anymore? Hear us stumble through excuses for leaving school, the adult nature of Nine Lives, and what babies sound like.

]]> yes Issue #21: Crisis of Infinite Headlines: Part 2 https://pinecast.com/guid/f47747f5-7377-48d2-a5c5-033eb7dfbd71 Tue, 22 Aug 2017 09:00:00 -0000 01:18:52 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f47747f5737748d2/issue-21-crisis-of-infinite-headlines-part-2 President Lisk has struck a blow to America, and has set his eyes on the rest of the world. Will his nefarious plot go through as planned? Can our heroes band together and stop him before it’s too late?

]]> yes Issue #20: Crisis of Infinite Headlines: Part 1 https://pinecast.com/guid/c250e5ca-edd9-4240-b408-1b20f6d831dd Tue, 15 Aug 2017 09:00:00 -0000 01:00:28 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/c250e5caedd94240/issue-20-crisis-of-infinite-headlines-part-1 This is it, our first true crossover event. It’s all been leading to this. Governor Lisk’s devious plot is finally revealed.

]]> yes Special Edition #1: The Road to Bushido Sobo https://pinecast.com/guid/4b2ce2de-3d42-494d-b407-46c82a8322f9 Tue, 08 Aug 2017 09:00:00 -0000 00:13:42 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/4b2ce2de3d42494d/special-edition-1-the-road-to-bushido-sobo yes Issue #19: Brown Streak (Independence Day except with Donkeys) https://pinecast.com/guid/8ee4d8ed-a671-4da5-9c40-df754690a139 Tue, 01 Aug 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:45:06 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8ee4d8eda6714da5/issue-19-brown-streak-independence-day-except-with-donkeys- Episode Note: You may notice this episode's audio is a little rougher than our usual. We had a couple of audio issues this time around, but this episode was too good to leave on the cutting room floor.

I’ll be honest, we all got a little lost in this week’s episode. Join us as we bray about Bill Engvall life advice, Eddie Murphy movies, and Shrek getting Wrecked. Bonus: Drew shares his shocking movie knowledge.

]]> yes Issue #18: Cloudy with a Chance of Powers https://pinecast.com/guid/8582c57c-24f5-494d-8847-4d0bb1d291af Tue, 25 Jul 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:41:38 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8582c57c24f5494d/issue-18-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-powers Hold on to your hats, it's about to get windy! Forecasts show a high chance of discussions about The Weather Channel, Tanner’s devastating mistake, and the Ringbearer Muggsy Bogues. Bonus: Drew puts Nate on blast.

]]> yes Issue #17: Insert Egyptian Name Here https://pinecast.com/guid/f74c5b05-844b-4258-8198-54229b8109bd Tue, 18 Jul 2017 14:04:48 -0000 00:46:04 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/f74c5b05844b4258/issue-17-insert-egyptian-name-here In this purr-fect episode we look at a paw-some, hiss-terical article. It’s a cat. It’s about a cat. Better take your allergy meds as we discuss Cat Puns and their secret meaning, realizing we need to go back to school, and Tanner hears all about Telltale’s Spider-Man: Homecoming. Bonus: Nate puts aside the Diet A&W for a new refreshing drink.

]]> yes Issue #16: Barrel Aged Gears https://pinecast.com/guid/77d2a2d1-7125-4a9a-9caa-6f46bd691d50 Tue, 11 Jul 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:42:12 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/77d2a2d171254a9a/issue-16-barrel-aged-gears This episode of Headline Heroes is a little tipsy. Listen to our drunken ramblings about crotch cannons, Animorphs, and chili beers. Bonus: Tanner finally gets his lightning strike.

]]> yes Issue #15: Thunder Lizard Arson https://pinecast.com/guid/a20a7822-b1c3-4a71-b612-d47dc4e31ca9 Tue, 04 Jul 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:38:23 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/a20a7822b1c34a71/issue-15-thunder-lizard-arson It's time for our podcast to go prehistoric. Go extinct as we talk about sports awards, deals with the devil, and the T-Rex Shuffle.

]]> yes Issue #14: Caramel reUniters https://pinecast.com/guid/ceacb051-000f-480c-87cb-da76edad0878 Tue, 27 Jun 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:42:26 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/ceacb051000f480c/issue-14-caramel-reuniters This week our superhero universe goes cosmic as our first aliens make an appearance! Tune in as we discuss what a giraffe is, cookies, and wooden Shrek.

]]> yes Issue #13: Started with a Raccoon, Now We’re Here https://pinecast.com/guid/9d9d664f-615e-4517-bf57-359e400860eb Tue, 20 Jun 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:44:47 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/9d9d664f615e4517/issue-13-started-with-a-raccoon-now-we-re-here A champion of coercion is born into our universe, as an old friend snakes his way onto the scene. Along the way we discuss Tony Robbins, the Necronomicon, and our E3 Booth.

]]> yes Issue #12: A Nightlight in the Darkness https://pinecast.com/guid/b4a4d237-07d7-4e74-8d54-95e96c771e85 Tue, 13 Jun 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:47:59 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b4a4d23707d74e74/issue-12-a-nightlight-in-the-darkness Ready to exit the scare zone? Well too bad! Our journey to the nightmare realm takes us through Dump Truck chips, Pajama Sam, and Garage doors.

]]> yes Issue #11: Nightmare on Elementary Street https://pinecast.com/guid/9553dc1e-15ab-4b7c-9753-6207bfa1908f Tue, 06 Jun 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:46:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/9553dc1e15ab4b7c/issue-11-nightmare-on-elementary-street In this hair-raising episode, we dive into the paranormal. Get spooked as we discuss degrees of possession, Larry the Cable Guy Fieri, and Brendan Fraser.

]]> yes Issue #10: Glazed and Confused https://pinecast.com/guid/83fa54d6-0f4a-4287-b588-5c64c6ad797a Tue, 30 May 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:42:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/83fa54d60f4a4287/issue-10-glazed-and-confused In this issue we create a doughy, glazed hero and bring back some caffeinated classics. Join us as we discuss Dunkin Donuts, french creme, and limbering up.

]]> yes Issue #9: A Snake in the Grass https://pinecast.com/guid/b181ebe7-e772-48ef-bc50-08932481a5dd Tue, 23 May 2017 14:18:02 -0000 00:49:24 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b181ebe7e77248ef/issue-9-a-snake-in-the-grass In this issue we slither into the world of political intrigue. Join us as we discuss Buzz Aldrin, snake weaknesses, and pasta shapes.

]]> yes Issue #8: CHOO CHOO https://pinecast.com/guid/2e783f29-4b3d-4ba6-acbf-6d47ce46c9cc Tue, 16 May 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:46:22 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/2e783f294b3d4ba6/issue-8-choo-choo All aboard for this issue, where we create your typical, everyday man/train hybrid! Join us as we discuss anti-Santa, coal six shooters, and news that’s not weird news

]]> yes Issue #7: Eggshellsior! https://pinecast.com/guid/1101dd32-03f0-44b9-8511-46c14995b38b Tue, 09 May 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:50:48 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/1101dd3203f044b9/issue-7-eggshellsior- In this issue we create the most important villain of the day. Join us as we discuss Denny’s, that NBD life, and contraband breakfast.

]]> yes Issue #6: Derek https://pinecast.com/guid/e2f1db31-5936-41cb-a77f-19615e0d0969 Tue, 02 May 2017 11:00:00 -0000 00:39:54 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/e2f1db31593641cb/issue-6-derek In this issue, we meet Derek. Join us as we discuss pool adrenaline, Ralph Fiennes, and Derek.

]]> yes Issue #5: Creepy Crawlies and NASA Follies https://pinecast.com/guid/aecb62b7-d4b8-40f6-8291-2a9b14f1cc96 Tue, 25 Apr 2017 12:00:00 -0000 00:36:07 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/aecb62b7d4b840f6/issue-5-creepy-crawlies-and-nasa-follies In this issue we accidentally create a competent supervillain that will take more than a bug zapper to beat. Join us as we discuss NASA’s hubris, so many movies, and Brendan Fraser.

Article - http://cnn.it/2luHCCp

Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/

]]> yes Issue #4: Coffee with a Shot of Justice https://pinecast.com/guid/b1eeefd8-2274-408d-9146-b04f97d0ce13 Tue, 18 Apr 2017 12:00:00 -0000 00:40:10 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/b1eeefd82274408d/issue-4-coffee-with-a-shot-of-justice In this issue we create our first fresh-brewed superduo. Join us as we discuss campus crime, scientific hazing, and watchin’ those ‘bows.

Article - http://bit.ly/2nOWXzv

Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/

]]> yes Issue #3: The Six Million Dollar Man’s Best Friend https://pinecast.com/guid/5eb8b088-77e1-4945-ad5a-f9304ff31bb7 Tue, 11 Apr 2017 15:00:00 -0000 00:32:17 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/5eb8b08877e14945/issue-3-the-six-million-dollar-man-s-best-friend In this issue, we meet a reluctant hero who’d rather chase a car than a criminal, but is still a good boy. Join us as we discuss fusing canine and tech, hanging out in your parents’ basement, and McGruff the Crime Dog.

Article Link - http://huff.to/2lecgfR

McGruff Article Link - http://cbsloc.al/1bC7AHH

]]> yes Issue #2: Enter the Sign Man https://pinecast.com/guid/a9054fd8-e192-443e-867d-1aab929b0a52 Tue, 04 Apr 2017 15:00:00 -0000 00:27:58 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/a9054fd8e192443e/issue-2-enter-the-sign-man This week, a new villain alerts us to his presence (and some great, great deals). Join us as we look at sign spinning, Bill Engvall, and a town full of idiots.

Article Link -https://yhoo.it/2lQELRS

Music by Carl Sorenson - http://www.carljsorenson.com/

Bill Engvall’s Website - http://billengvall.com/

]]> yes Issue #1: Hard Hits, Harder Candy https://pinecast.com/guid/8cf978ed-1c1e-424d-b875-8007f4f35a3a Sun, 02 Apr 2017 16:58:46 -0000 00:27:52 https://headline-heroes.pinecast.co/episode/8cf978ed1c1e424d/issue-1-hard-hits-harder-candy In this issue, our first hero rises...at 5am to take her morning vitamins and watch the news. Join us as we dive into ancient swords, hard candy, and helpful grandsons.

Article Link - http://usat.ly/2oxxqaL

Music by Carl Sorenson -http://www.carljsorenson.com/

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