Hers & Hers & His

S5E102 - The Case of the Missing Blonde

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 20:06:10 -0000

The Case of the Missing Blonde

S5E101 - Dying to Meet You

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 20:57:44 -0000

Episode 101 - Dying to Meet You

S5E100 - Double Trouble

Sun, 26 Jan 2025 11:20:26 -0000

Our 100th episode! Double Trouble!

S5E99 - Night of the Ropers

Sun, 19 Jan 2025 11:20:26 -0000

Episode 99 - Night of the Ropers

S5E98 - And Baby Makes Four

Sun, 12 Jan 2025 16:41:37 -0000

We're back! Episode 98! And Baby Makes Four...

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S5E97 - Teacher's Pet

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 20:00:26 -0000

Episode 97 - Teacher's Pet

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S5E96 - In Like Larry

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 23:43:14 -0000

In Like Larry

S5E95 - Furley Vs Furley

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 00:45:05 -0000

Furley Vs Furley

S5E94 - Father of the Bride

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 16:02:12 -0000

“Father of the Bride” Cindy has a suitor, aka a VERY special Semi-Permi Patti, who doesn't take no for an answer. Jack decides to go on their date posing as her brother to tell him she doesn't want him. But when the guy turns out to be loaded, Jack can hardly help himself. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E93 - Janet’s Secret

Tue, 30 Apr 2024 16:26:24 -0000

“Janet’s Secret” Janet’s parents stop by on their way from Indiana to who knows where and end up spending the night. The problem is The Woods think Janet and Jack are married. Why do they think that? Because Janet told them so. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E92 - Make Room for Daddy

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 02:29:29 -0000

“Make Room for Daddy” Jack and Cheryl have a big night planned, but when Cheryl’s Dad shows up looking for some dating tips, Jack pitches in. Daddio returns the favor by promptly hitting on Janet, blowing it, then redeeming himself…kind of? We also welcome another semi-permi-Patti! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E91 - Jack’s Other Mother

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 03:17:26 -0000

“Jack’s Other Mother” Other sources say a “nice old lady befriends Jack” in this weird as all get out episode, but frankly Gladys is a stalker and a c@&k-blocker. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S5E90 - The Not-So Great Impostor

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 23:59:35 -0000

“The Not-So-Great Imposter” Who the hell IS David Miller? He’s certainly not Jack, contrary to his new work digs and everyone else in the world. But apparently he’s a Cheffrey extraordinaire! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E89 - Jack to the Rescue

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 03:06:08 -0000

“Jack to the Rescue” Cindy has also taken over Chrissy’s secretarial job and her boss at work wants more…but like errands, nothing weird. Jack stands up for Cindy, and ends up getting her fired. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E88 - Chrissy’s Cousin

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 01:21:55 -0000

“Chrissy’s Cousin” In what surely will solve all the problems, the show decides to bring on Cousin Oliver in Suzanne Sommers’ absence. Jennilee Harrison klutzes in as Chrissy’s country cousin and fills the show’s blonde quota. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E87 - Room at the Bottom

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 00:10:49 -0000

“Room at the Bottom” Jack applies for a cheffrey job at a fancy restaurant, but the manager hires him but as a bus boy. Jack can't tell his friends, but when they come to see him in action,, things get complicated. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E86 - A Crowded Romance

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 02:41:55 -0000

A Crowded Romance

S5E85 - Downhill Chaser

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 13:21:25 -0000

“Downhill Chaser” In order to impress his new girlfriend, Jack pretends to be a “Suicide Run” expert skier and drags the gang onto the delightfully fake, snowy slopes! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E84 - A Hundred Dollars a What?

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 00:48:03 -0000

“A Hundred Dollars a What?” Chrissy reunites with her high school bestie only to learn that she makes her money the old fashioned way, only classier. She’s a high priced “call girl,” guys. You can tell by the fur stole. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E83 - And Justice for Jack

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 03:26:19 -0000

“And Justice for Jack” When Jack gets his first cooking job at a diner, the grill isn’t the only hot stuff cookin’ in the kitchen. Jack’s new boss being too handsy leads to a whole courtroom saga where RF announces that Jack is actually “G….uilty!” Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S5E82 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 16:57:16 -0000

“Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs” Because Jack can’t stop himself from making dinner for beautiful ladies, he has to cheffry three different meals in three different apartments without any of the guests being tipped off by his sweaty breathlessness. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E81 - Jack’s Graduation

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 14:22:38 -0000

“Jack’s Graduation” Jack is finally going to graduate cooking school! But when a classmate switches his salmon in pastry for his own, he nearly fails. Luckily the kids have a scheme to catch the switcher! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E80 - The Goodbye Guy

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 13:55:01 -0000

“The Goodbye Guy” So, Pluto TV tells us that the kids plan to throw a lavish party to help Mr. Furley snare a luscious blonde, Nancy, who works for Bart and “makes the cutest little zeros”, but OLDER, less PC summaries tell us that the kids go all out when they think RF is going to end it all. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E79 - Secret Admirer

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 13:58:36 -0000

“Secret Admirer” After receiving some attention from a TOTALLY ANONYMOUS STRANGER, Chrissy makes plans to meet up with them. Exactly what one would do in safety-centric 1980. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E78 - The Root of All Evil

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 23:59:37 -0000

“The Root of All Evil” Chrissy wins big at the track, but when the kids get into an argument about what to do with the cash…they go to a psychiatrist together? Sounds perfectly reasonable. Also, once again, we miss RF. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E77 - Lee Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 18:43:45 -0000

“Lee Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother” Not surprisingly, in this episode Jack’s brother, Lee, comes to visit. Very surprisingly, Tucker, Jynx and Mattio all recognize the melody of the song for which the episode is named. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E76 - Jack’s Bad Boy

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 19:00:10 -0000

“Jack’s Bad Boy” In one of those annoying episodes where a “charming” kid shows up, An orphaned boy basically breaks into the apartment and plays the girls against Jack. Turns out he’s a bigger liar than they thought! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E75 - And Baby Makes Two

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 21:37:29 -0000

“And Baby Makes Two” In an unlikely misunderstanding, Jack and Chrissy are sure Janet is out looking for sperm to hire. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

Special Announcement

Sun, 20 Aug 2023 14:35:34 -0000

Sorry, it’ll get better. We promise.

S4E74 - Handcuffed

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 15:58:58 -0000

“Handcuffed” Chrissy’s long lost cousin leaves his police handcuffs at the apartment and Jack and Chrissy do exactly what you expect Jack and Chrissy to do. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E73 - The Love Lesson

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 17:38:27 -0000

“The Love Lesson” Guys, RF is back! And he’s determined to “fix” Jack by teaching him how to pick up ladies, the Furley way! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E72 - Mighty Mouth

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 00:45:49 -0000

“Mighty Mouth” Jack tries to catch the eye of the girls’ fitness instructor, Shirley, but almost ends up catching the hands of her egg-guzzling, bodybuilder brother! It is resolved that we all need Harvey’s Health Spa t-shirts. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E71 - Larry Loves Janet

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 17:23:23 -0000

“Larry Loves Janet” When Janet consoles Larry after a breakup, he does that thing men do where he assumes he is now in love with her, despite all evidence to the contrary. Finally, a Larry-centric episode! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E70 - The Reverend Steps Out

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 14:29:44 -0000

“The Reverend Steps Out” Chrissy's father is offered a job at a church in Santa Monica, quite a jaunt from delightful Fresno. The only catch to having Daddy so close is that Chrissy will have to move out of Apartment 201! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E69 - A Black Letter Day

Tue, 23 May 2023 23:38:26 -0000

“A Black Letter Day” Lana stirs some shit with a letter in the newspaper to Dear Abby asking for advice with two female roommates. Janet and Chrissy are each convinced it’s about the other and that’s frankly all that happens. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E68 - Ralph’s Rival

Tue, 09 May 2023 03:31:38 -0000

“Ralph’s Rival” In an attempt to impress an old frenemy, Furley pretends he is married to Chrissy. For some reason Janet is his secretary. All goes well until Larry lets loose that Chrissy is in bed with Furley and meathead Elmo loses his cool. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E67 - The Love Barge

Sat, 29 Apr 2023 16:13:52 -0000

“The Love Barge” Jack lands a sweet gig as a cruise chef with the perk that he can bring a guest. Janet and Chrissy lose their minds and leave the door wide open for Lana to invite herself along, prompting RF to try his hand at cooking at sea. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E66 - The Loan Shark

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 00:59:14 -0000

Episode 33, “The Loan Shark” Chrissy tries to do Jack a favor, but ends up getting him tied to a loan shark who agrees to to trade interest for cooking lessons for his wife. Once the kitchen heats up, Jack realizes this student is looking for more than just some tips! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E65 - Chrissy’s Hospitality

Thu, 13 Apr 2023 22:58:41 -0000

PRODUCTION NOTE: Late in this episode Mattio’s audio and Jynx and Tucker’s audio gets a little out of sync. Unfortunately we had some issues with the elements that make it impossible to fix, so we are reposting it as is. We apologize and will be more cautious with future episodes. Our heartfelt apologies. Episode 32, “Chrissy’s Hospitality” Tonight, on a very special Three’s Company, Chrissy’s head injury requires a hospital visit and while Chrissy has the doctor in stitches, Jack and Janet are convinced time may be up for their beloved roommate. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E64 - A-Camping We Will Go

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 13:01:39 -0000

Episode 31, “A-Camping We Will Go” Larry scores a weekend at a ski “chalet’ from his boss and convinces an exhausted Jack to join…for reasons. Luckily no one can mind their own business and the whole cast ends up piled into a shack and blaming Larry! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E63 - Old Folks at Home

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 16:10:17 -0000

Episode 30, “Old Folks at Home” The kids take in an elderly gentleman who is searching for an apartment. It’s unclear as to WHY, since he’s nothing but trouble and bed smoking. Eventually he finds a swinging set up of his own, inspired by Apt. 201, and Furley can mourn his prize roses. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E62 - The Life Saver

Thu, 16 Mar 2023 04:28:06 -0000

Episode 29, “The Life Saver” A Pattikins promises Jack and the girls a brand-new penthouse apartment after Jack saves him from choking to death.Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E61 - Jack the Ripper

Sat, 11 Mar 2023 15:26:47 -0000

Episode 28, Jack The Ripper, When Dean Travers demands Jack cater a dinner for free and Lana demands Furley repaint her apartment, both decide to seek professional help to become more assertive. Turns out their BARC is worse than their bite! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E60 - Snow Job

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 15:32:32 -0000

“Snow Job” Chrissy tries her hand at selling cosmetics, but the only bite she gets is one set up by Jack. Meanwhile, Mr. Furley and Larry have set up a strip poker game downstairs and Chrissy is sure this is her ticket to sales fame. Y the end of the night, Mr. Furley ends up with more cosmetics and far less clothes than he needs! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E59 - The New Landlord

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 22:22:51 -0000

Episode 26, “The New Landlord” A new friendly fella in town turns out to be the kids’ new landlord -- the one and only, Ralph Furley! Everyone starts off at odds, but Jack convinces Lana to help keep the kids in their apartment and Mr. Furley in our hearts. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E58 - Love Thy Neighbor

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 00:59:04 -0000

Episode 25, “Love Thy Neighbor” On the third anniversary of the kids living together. Jack goes to some extremes for some extra cash to buy a gift, at Larry’s urging. Jack ends up with a boatload of trouble and a new series regular -- Lana! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E57 - Stanley the Ladies Man

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 00:52:29 -0000

“Stanley the Ladies Man” In this Three’s Company/The Ropers crossover episode, Stanley decides to throw a surprise party for Helen, but Jeffrey Tambor reads everything wrong and is sure Stanley is a pervert.Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S4E56 - Jack on the Lam

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 06:01:08 -0000

Episode 23, “Jack on the Lam” In this Season 4 opener, Jack is being hunted by the FBI! The girls try some distraction, but the only thing that will truly fool these agents is Jack in drag, obviously. It’s a little problematic in 2023, but all in good 1978 fun. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E55 - Triangle Troubles

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:23:24 -0000

Episode 22, “Triangle Troubles” Jack just wants to make a lasagna with the “good-girl” Debbie from cooking class, but she’ll never understand his living situation! Turns out, she’s got a houseful of shirtless boys herself, not to mention a fantastic kitchen. Reverend Snow shows up for no reason whatsoever. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E54 - Jack Moves Out

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 02:44:43 -0000

Episode 21, “Jack Moves Out” Jack’s bad day leads to an all-out fight with the girls which sends Jack packing for the home of the Laytons, a couple looking for a live-in chef. When Mrs. Layton has some suggestions on how she and Jack could do some serious cooking, he heads for home and directly into another trap. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E53 - Moving On

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 13:57:54 -0000

Happy New Year! We’re back and we’re as unprepared as ever! This week we take a little detour and discuss the first episode of The Ropers, featuring Tambor Mad! Thanks for listening! We love you!

S3E52 - An Anniversary Surprise

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 01:22:04 -0000

Episode 20, “An Anniversary Surprise” It’s the Roper’s anniversary once again and this time Stanley has some earth shattering news. But a mix up leads Helen to believe Stanley is having an affair and it all bubbles over, along with the big announcement, at the anniversary party that night. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E51 - The Bake Off

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 19:14:03 -0000

Episode 19, “The Bake Off” Newly promoted Dean Travers volunteers Jack to represent the technical college at a statewide bakeoff with his Chocolate Mousse Pie. But when Chrissy eats Jack’s perfect pie and replaces it with another, the mousse hits the fan. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E50 - The Harder They Fall

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 00:28:02 -0000

Episode 18, “The Harder They Fall” Our 50th Episode! Janet meets a catch and invites him over with the promise that Jack and Chrissy will hit the road. But when Jack ends up hitting the ground and breaking his leg instead, hijinks ensue. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E49 - The Best Laid Plans

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 01:59:47 -0000

Episode 17, “The Best Laid Plans” There’s a mouse in the house and Janet refuses to sleep in the same room with it? Jack offers his room and then Wervert Peaseltons his way into the girls’ room for good measure. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E48 - The Catered Affair

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 03:31:31 -0000

Episode 16, “The Catered Affair” - Chrissy gets more attention from her boss than she bargains for when the kids and the Ropers help Jack cater a cocktail party at Chrissy’s office. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E47 - Stanley’s Hotline

Sat, 12 Nov 2022 03:29:30 -0000

Episode 15, “Stanley’s Hotline” Jack and Chrissy welcome Linda to the apartment to take Janet’s place for no good reason and Mr. Roper gets an earful of classic misunderstanding when he tries to fix the downstairs plumbing. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E46 - The Older Woman

Sat, 05 Nov 2022 00:06:05 -0000

Episode 14, “The Older Woman” When Jack starts to date a foxy woman who is slightly older than he is, the girls get a little nosy and (in typical fashion) end up mistaking the woman’s mother for Jack’s actual love interest. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S3E45 - Eleanor's Return

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 16:10:50 -0000

Episode 13, “Eleanor’s Return” The girls’ old roommate Eleanor surprises them with a visit! Now that she’s divorced and toting all of her worldly possessions, Jack becomes convinced he’s moments away from the curb. He and Larry (LARRY!) hatch a plan to ruin Eleanor’s welcome back party, until it’s revealed that the party is to celebrate Jack passing his cooking exam! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E44 - The Party's Over

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 03:29:27 -0000

Episode 12, “The Party’s Over” In this seemingly “very special episode,” the kids plan to give a party at the apartment, but Stanley puts the hammer down on the fun. Helen has had it with Stanley’s love of no fun this time and packs up to leave. Will this be the end of the Ropers? (Until their spin-off, obviously.) Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E43 - The Kleptomaniac

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 01:06:23 -0000

Episode 11, “The Kleptomaniac” When items appear to have gone missing around the apartment, Jack and Janet somehow jump immediately (and erroneously) to Chrissy being a chronic thief and they decide on an intervention. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E42 - The Crush

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 01:09:25 -0000

Episode 10, “The Crush” The Ropers have a 13 year-old houseguest who isn’t exactly delighted about her visit. Until she meets Jack, that is. The pint-sized pursuer pulls some shenanigans to get Jack alone, but in the end she meets someone more her speed. And age. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E41 - Chrissy's New Boss

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 23:51:32 -0000

Episode 9, “Chrissy’s New Boss” Chrissy is jealous that Jack and Janet both have some great work news and takes their advice about coming on a little stronger. She’s thrilled when her new boss, J.C. Braddock, invites her on an overnight trip! Jack and Janet are sure he’s a dirty sleaze, but it turns out HE’S just a SHE! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E40 - Larry's Bride

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 15:54:33 -0000

Episode 8, “Larry’s Bride” Ol’ Larry has finally found the one! But it turns out Larry’s love went to high school with Jack. Jack barely remembers her but that doesn’t stop her from putting on the moves! We also learn that the Roper’s apartment building is far larger than we thought. How many apartments are in this place? Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E39 - Chrissy and the Guru

Sat, 03 Sep 2022 18:03:21 -0000

Episode 7. “Chrissy and the Guru” The kids run into some friendly cult members while trying to cheer up a bummed Chrissy at The Regal Beagle. Chrissy likes what she hears and signs up, until they all figure out it’s a scam and Chrissy shows ‘em who’s boss! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E38 - My Sister's Keeper

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 01:01:43 -0000

Episode 6, “My Sister’s Keeper” Janet’s little sister Jenny comes to visit and Jack makes all the wrong moves while hopped up on antihistamines. Janet learns the hard way that her little sister is all grown up and they all finish with cake like it’s an episode of The Golden Girls or something. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E37 - Helen's Rendevouz

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 04:09:38 -0000

Episode 5, “Helen’s Rendezvous” Stanley is furious that his buddy Jerry skated out of the bowling alley without buying a celebratory beer for Stanley. Helen urges Stanley to talk it over with Jerry, but when he doesn’t Helen puts herself in harm’s way to reunite them (for some reason). Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E36 - The Fast

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 11:00:00 -0000

Episode 4, “The Fast” Janet proposes a contest to prove who has more will power; men or women. Jack will abstain from the ladies and Chrissy will forgo food and see who lasts the longest. Jack doesn’t realize an old flame is in town, but when he does he practically shoves cake down Chrissy’s throat! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E35 - The Love Diary

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 02:12:10 -0000

Episode 3, “The Love Diary” Chrissy takes on some extra typing work that turns out to be a very saucy diary. The kids pass it around, but it ends up in the hands of Mr. Roper who is now sure Chrissy is pining for him, the “older distinguished upstairs neighbor.” He plans to put the moves on Chrissy, to Mrs. Ropers entertainment. The truth comes out when the author is revealed and it’s not who anyone expects. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E34 - Good Old Reliable Janet

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:15:46 -0000

Episode 2, “Good Old Reliable Janet” Janet is tired of being the dependable one after missing out on that new Greek restaurant on the beach. To show everybody how wild and crazy she is, Janet convinces Mrs. Roper to join her at the nude beach protest three blocks away and they both end up naked in the bushes outside their own apartment. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S3E33 - Double Date

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 20:07:05 -0000

Episode 1, “Double Date” Jack decides to fib to his steady Linda about being sick to score a date with Samantha Evans, but it all backfires when Stanley catched Jack’s fake cold, the girls try to nurse Jack back to health and Linda shows up with Soup that ends up on Jack. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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S2E32 - Coffee, Tea or Jack?

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 21:32:29 -0000

Episode 25, “Coffee, Tea, or Jack?” In the last episode of Season 2, the Ropers plan a surprise birthday party for Jack, but an old flame shows up in the form of flight attendant Loni Anderson and distracts him from the goal. Chrissy hatches a plan to win Jack’s affection back, and a pilot shows up to prove that Loni isn’t all in on Jack. Even this doesn’t stop Jack from making a season-ending announcement at the party! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E31 - Bird Song

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 21:20:20 -0000

Episode 24, “Bird Song” It’s the Roper’s anniversary and a parakeet has been purchased to mark the occasion. Jack takes “bird-sitting” far too literally and Janet ends up handing over her work bonus Frank Sinatra tickets to the Ropers instead. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E30 - Chrissy, Come Home

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 13:51:29 -0000

Episode 23, “Chrissy, Come Home” Chrissy’s father, Rev. Snow, has flown into LA from Fresno, which is utterly ridiculous, to demand that it’s time for Chrissy to return home. The Reverend is even more adamant when he finds Jack living in the apartment. The kids try to cover with a story about Janet and Jack getting married, Stanley thinks Jack is marrying the Reverend, and all heck breaks loose. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E29 - Days of Beer and Weeds

Sat, 28 May 2022 15:58:14 -0000

Episode 22, “Days of Beer and Weeds” While brewing some beer at home, Mr. Roper decides it’s a great time to clean out the garden (read: vacant lot full of weeds). The threat of higher rent motivates the kids to take on the job, but what they find planted in the backyard is not the “weed” they expected! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E28 - Will the Real Jack Tripper...

Wed, 18 May 2022 20:28:56 -0000

Episode 21, “Will the Real Jack Tripper…?” Our old pal Larry is back and is schooling Jack on how to manage the ladies, including lying about your name. Turns out Larry has used Jack Tripper as a name a time or two and now there’s a young lady sure Jack Tripper is her baby’s father! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E27 - Jack's Navy Pal

Thu, 12 May 2022 13:20:55 -0000

Episode 20, “Jack’s Navy Pal” Jack is visited by an old Navy “buddy” (the military branch not the clothing store) who garners sympathy because he is blind. It’s soon revealed that this buddy is more of a bully but the tables turn when he begs Jack to hit him! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E26 - Jack in the Flower Shop

Tue, 03 May 2022 15:37:09 -0000

Episode 19, “Jack in the Flower Shop” Janet offers Jack some work at the flower shop, but Jack really futzes it up and Janet ends up missing the Benson wedding! All the while Helen is determined to make Stanley jealous with some flowers of her own. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E25 - Home Movies

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 15:09:25 -0000

Episode 18, “Home Movies” Chrissy is dating a film connoisseur and decides to take up the camera herself. When Larry makes a deal for a film reel of “Naked Dreams,” a special showing is planned for the guys using Chrissy’s projector, under the guise of a command showing of Chrissy’s film. Hilarity ensues when nobody gets what they want. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E24 - Unaired Pilot

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:38:22 -0000

Special Episode! UNAIRED PILOT - Tucker, Mattio, and Jynx head straight into an alternate reality with this unaired first pilot of Three’s Company wherein Jenny and Samantha consider aspiring filmmaker David as a potential new roommate, while landlord George Roper argues with wife Helen. What. Is. Happening.

S2E23 - The Baby Sitters

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 15:27:33 -0000

Episode 17, “The Baby Sitters” Janet convinces Jack and Chrissy to go to her babysitting gig, where the kids end up trapped overnight…with a baby! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E22 - The Rivals

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 17:15:46 -0000

Episode 16, “The Rivals” When Janet makes a date over the phone with a colleague, she assumes it’ll be a dry and boring evening and convinces Jack and Chrissy to stick around to entertain him. But when handsome Barry Gates appears, Chrissy does as she’s told and Janet fumes over being second in line. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E21 - The Gift

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 16:03:34 -0000

Episode 15, “The Gift” Jack convinces Stanley to splurge on a pricey gift for Helen from The Fashion Shop (the most expensive place in town), but it just so happens to be Chrissy’s birthday and that perfectly wrapped up box MUST be for her. Right? Of course it isn’t, and now everyone is in a real pickle! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E20 - Three's Christmas

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 16:33:26 -0000

Episode 14, “Three’s Christmas” The kids decide to throw a party on Christmas, but everyone else is invited to the big Stevens party in the next building. Helen invites the kids to the Ropers instead where we learn about Jack’s piano skills and Stanley’s questionable singing. Eventually all is ironed out and the four end up wasted at the Stevens party after all! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E19 - Helen's Job

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 17:14:49 -0000

Episode 13, “Helen’s Job” Helen asks Stanley for a raise in her allowance. When he refuses, Helen counters by taking a job she doesn’t even want and Stanley learns he wants Helen around more than that extra $20 a week! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E18 - Jack's Uncle

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 20:34:03 -0000

Episode 12, “Jack’s Uncle” Jack’s uncle Fremont shows up and proceeds to ruin everything with his penchant for writing bad checks. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E17 - Janet's High School Sweetheart

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 16:34:41 -0000

Episode 11, “Janet’s High School Sweetheart” Janet is thrilled when an old crush from high school invites her out on a date. Chrissy and Jack are not so thrilled when the guy gives Chrissy the creeps and they later find he has been trying to get into Janet’s “almost-Halston” dress the whole night! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E16 - Stanley Casanova

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 19:04:19 -0000

Episode 10, “Stanley Casanova” Stanley and Helen come to blows over the lack of romance in their marriage. Stanley is convinced that he still has it and takes it to The Regal Beagle to snag a lady. When Jack convinces a gal to flirt with Stanley (and Helen gets an eyeful) it appears that his plan has worked! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E15 - Chrissy's Night Out

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 01:28:45 -0000

“Chrissy’s Night Out” In yet another Chrissy-centric episode, we meet one of our first gold-star guest Pattikins when James Cromwell appears as a creepy cop who mistakes Chrissy for a hooo…hooooo…hooker! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp.

S2E14 - Cyrano De Tripper

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 05:28:19 -0000

Episode 8, “Cyrano de Tripper” Chrissy convinces Jack to do just the dashiest-dash of secret cooking for her latest date, who is a big ol’ gourmand. Jack blows his cover when he is critiqued, and also raises Stanley’s suspicion that he’s barely a gourmand himself. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E13 - Roper's Car

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 16:31:58 -0000

Episode 7, “Roper’s Car” Once again, Stanley tries to sell the kids his “classic” 1957 Chevy. But when he’s told that he can get way more from a dealer, he tries to back out of the deal only to learn that his “classic” is actually a 1958! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp.

S2E12 - Alone Together

Mon, 27 Dec 2021 16:29:16 -0000

Episode 6, “Alone Together” With Stanley out of town on a business trip, Janet gets roped into a sleepover with Mrs. Roper, leaving Chrissy and Jack alone in the apartment. Nothing goes on and Chrissy is furious about it. (Nothing goes on between Stanley and the cute young thing in his hotel room either, in case you were wondering.) Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E11 - Chrissy's Date

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 16:48:29 -0000

Episode 5, “Chrissy’s Date” Chrissy has a hot date, too bad he turns out to be a fink when Helen mentions that she knows his wife! Jack is determined to clean up the situation and takes Chrissy to confront him at home…and pour a coffee over his head. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E10 - Strange Bedfellows

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 15:58:03 -0000

Episode 4, “Strange Bedfellows”- While the girls are out of town, Jack gives a wild, bongo-laden party and ends up sharing his bed with an unlikely companion. He’s a Little Tea Pot! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E9 - Janet's Promotion

Sat, 04 Dec 2021 17:30:15 -0000

Episode 3, “Janet’s Promotion” - Janet gets passed over for manager thanks to her coworker’s rack. Everyone considers plastic surgery and Mr. Roper confesses he loves Helen just as she is. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E8 - Jack Looks for a Job

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 21:18:39 -0000

Episode 2, “Jack Looks for a Job” - Jack needs to pick up an odd job and he ends up finding a couple of doozies. Mr. Roper learns the capital of Ecuador! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S2E7 - Ground Rules

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 02:38:54 -0000

Episode 1, “Ground Rules” - The kids have had it with trying to arrange their dating schedules and pretending to be siblings. They settle on a policy for apartment sharing an hilarity ensues. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S1E6 - It's Only Money

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 04:53:09 -0000

Episode 6, “It’s Only Money” - When the kids think their rent money has been stolen they’ll do anything to keep Roper from finding out. But guess what? IT’S ALL A BIG MISUNDERSTANDING! Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S1E5 - Jack the Giant Killer

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 18:59:42 -0000

Episode 5, “Jack the Giant Killer” - The kids run into some sort of bully sea captain at the Regal Beagle and Jack questions his manhood. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S1E4 - No Children, No Dogs

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 15:18:18 -0000

**Episode 4, “No Children, No Dogs”** - The kids rescue a puppy from Jack’s friend Larry, totally against Roper’s Rules...which are also our new rules for every party from now on. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S1E3 - Roper's Niece

Sat, 30 Oct 2021 15:03:12 -0000

Episode 3, “Roper’s Niece” - The Ropers think Jack is the perfect date for their niece, who is apparently a sex-crazed lunatic that almost blows Jack’s cover. We’ll never open a beer the same way again. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S1E2 - And Mother Makes Four

Sat, 23 Oct 2021 18:46:58 -0000

Episode Notes

Episode 2, “And Mother Makes Four” - Chrissy’s mom surprises the kids for a visit, but is super coolio with Jack as the new roommate...as long as he’s gay. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

S1E1 - A Man About the House

Sat, 23 Oct 2021 18:42:15 -0000

Episode Notes

Episode 1, “A Man About the House” - Hers & Hers & His kicks off with the pilot episode of Three’s Company! Two girls looking for a roommate settle on shoving a guy into and back out of the closet and a farcical masterpiece begins. Theme by Burt Nachos and available on BandCamp!

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