Diet Coke & Lilith's House of Snax

#169 – Hey It’s Tony Cutz Resident House of Snax Editor and I Like Cuttin’ Audio and Cold Cuts Sandwiches and This Is a Message Me and My Boyfriend Sal Recovered From Deep Space From Lilith and Miss Diet Dr. Lightning Anyway Thank You Bye Bye Now Enjoy the Episode and Make Sure To Get Your Flu Shot

Tue, 04 Nov 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek (freesound.org) Door, Front, Closing, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Door closing, door closed - steinhyrningur (freesound.org) Door_Heavy_Reverb_Open_Close - LamaMakesMusic (freesound.org) video_recorder_eject_cassette - magedu (freesound.org)

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#168 – Calorie, Mate!

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 00:30:55 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith enjoy Calorie Mate Block Cheese Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#167 – Lickin Pitz

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith lick, wick, and sip sweet sweat direct from the pits of the Otsuka Pharmaceutical Company!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

Episode Number The Fast and the Furious Fast and Furious 6 Fast and Furious 6

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith check in with Trader Joe's again for some root beer float candy.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#165 – We're Not Reviewing Snoop Dogg's NFT Ice Cream But God Damn

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith take a look at Trader Joe's Chocolate Coffee Flavored Granola

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#164 – my bones feel weak and i need them

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 16:00:00 -0000

diet coke and lilith enjoy some trader joe's corn flake chocolate

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#163 – We Got Moxie, Baby!

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 01:54:29 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try out Moxie!

ntro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#162 – Tbell's Juicy Cocknuggets (Diet Coke Came Up With This Title At A Moments Notice)

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 01:54:29 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try out Taco Bell's Chicken Nuggets

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#161 – Go To School

Tue, 03 Jun 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy White Chocolate Lemon Milanos.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#160 – Pouch Issues

Tue, 27 May 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy Capri Sun Pacific Coolers.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

HOS Seconds - The A Team of Eating Garbage

Wed, 21 May 2025 00:33:00 -0000

We go back into the archive with Herr's Deep Dish Pizza Cheese Curls & Skittles Gummies. New episode next week we prommy!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

HOS Seconds - "Let's Teach Sick Children How To Read Teleprompter"

Tue, 13 May 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have been #strugglin lately so we're re-running some of the classic lore-heavy episodes. Be patient, we will be back soon!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#159 – House of Snax Saves the Planet

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 00:59:48 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith take a moment from reviewing pizza flavored Cheetos to save the entire world.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#158 – The Shit You Make Sidewalks With

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy a freeze dried sour skittles treat!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#157 – The Razzler Strikes!

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy Sour Powerade Blue Raspberry

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#156 – A Very Shaqualicious Episode

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 17:50:15 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith hang out with their buddy Shaq and his large gummies

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#155 – Friendly Inaugurations and Torturous Blowjobs

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try out Maple Pecan Clusters.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#154 – We Are All Cum Stuff

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith eat Tiramisu Oreos and discuss some Skarsgards

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#153 – The Unfuckables

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy a sweet treat with Smuckers Uncrustables.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#152 – Snacks Vigilantism Takes A Holiday

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try out Trader Joe's Cinnamon Spiced Coffee and the Snacks Vigilante decides to take a breather.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#151 – Mermaids are Real?

Tue, 24 Dec 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith review Mountain Dew Infinite Swirl and go over some more news!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#150 – More Prophetic Visions and Farting Soda

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith continue to peer into the future and drink a nasty probiotic mountain dew-esque drink.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#149 – Apollo Slapped Our Shit Silly With The Gift of Prophesy

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dip into EXTREMELY CURRENT EVENTS, oops, and then also review Trader Joe's Tiny Fruity Cuties

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#148 – A Taste of Steel

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 03:18:49 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith eat some nasty fucking hot dog flavored chips. Sorry this one's late.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#147 – Give Us Your Lunch Money, Nerds

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy the snack that they created, Nerds Very Berry Gummy Clusters

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#146 – Give Us Weapons and Ghoulies to Kill, Taco Bell

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith review some Taco Bell app news and check out the Raspberry Pop Tart.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#145 – Oreomageddon

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & LIlith take a drink of the newest from Coke Creations, the friendship themed Oreo Coke.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#144 – Little Ceasar's Legion

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith enjoy a savory treat from Little Caesar's.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#143 – Managing our Relationships with CLOVE

Tue, 29 Oct 2024 16:00:00 -0000

We look into our long-neglected Patreon and enjoy some snacks sent to us by the incredible artist CLOVE

find clove's art at itsclove.art

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#142 – STATE OF THE BELL VOL II

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 20:21:06 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith review the Big Cheez It menu items at Taco Bell and also review the State of the Bell.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#141 – Five Unexplained Watermelons

Tue, 23 Jul 2024 15:59:47 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dip their toes in with Trader Joe's and some Scandanavian Sour Swimmers.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#140 – Sprite Tastes Like Batteries, Joe Biden

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 18:29:48 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith review Sprite Chill, lemon lime soda with cherry lime flavor.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#139 – Loosey Goosey!

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith weren't able to find two of the same snack so... we did this instead.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#138 – House of Snax Local 666420

Tue, 25 Jun 2024 16:00:00 -0000

The House of Snax is union now and they have bonded together to review Mountain Dew Baja Laguna Lemonade.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#137 – RETVRN

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith are BACK from hiatus and they are REVIEWING TROPICAL GUSHERS.

lilith has a stun gun now

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

A Lot of People Swear by Human Piss

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 14:00:00 -0000

The House of Snax will be taking a brief hiatus. Here's Snackkeeper III with more info.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#136 – Taco Tuesday! with Kathleen Hyslop (The Bloodplay Episode)

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 16:00:00 -0000

It's time for Taco Tuesday and so we invited our good friend Kathleen Hyslop of Danger Square Productions, Chicks with Dice and Unsound Theories! Check out her work here and find her on BlueSky here

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#135 – Fat Pony Mode On Analbuttsex.Com

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try the correct and only way of eating Quaker Instant Oatmeal, Maple & Brown Sugar.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#134 – An Apple is a Snack, Bitch

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith take on the fabled Coca Cola Spiced with Raspberry

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#133 – Fried Dicks

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith return to their core competencies of discussing the products of the Trolli corporation.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#132 – Talkin' 'Bout Cum 'or A Change with Juni

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have Juni, the queen of the Pelfie and a snack innovator in her own right.

Check out Juni's cool stuff here

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#131 – Thank You for Letting Us Out of Our Cock Cage, Daddy

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith review Loaded Cinnamon Toast Crunch and are let out of their little cock cage and allowed to stroke it. Also they talk about cum a lot. Shocker.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#130 – Got a Good Taste

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try Uncle Bill of American Movie fame's favored mixed drink, also known as an Alpine Sprite and see if it does, in fact, got a good taste.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#129 – Gordon & His Pipe

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith review Squirt Ruby Red Berry. It's that red Squirt. You get it.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#128 – strokin it so good rn mountain dew

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith give an update on their escapades on X: The Everything App and review Ruffles Flamin Hot Cheddar & Sour Cream

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#127 – Do I Need To Be A 9/11 First Responder To Eat Your Sandwiches

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith continue their social media odyssey and while they're at it they try out Super Pretzels

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#126 – Block Us, Frito Lay

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith bemoan the winter weather and try out some Hi-Chew Grape!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

"Chill Wave" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#125 – The Saga of the Chickcum Sandwich with Sky Girltwink.Faggot.Expert

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have a snack to review but first they must interview the luminary of food & jizz Sky Girltwink.Faggot.Expert of Chickcum Sandwich fame. Then eventually they get around to eating Wheat Chex.

Watch the video of the Chickcum Sandwich here (EXTREMELY NSFW): girltwinkdotfaggot - Chickcum Sandwich - ManyVids

Check out Sky's other links here.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#124 – Not As Spicy As Spaghetti

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith munch down on Hershey's Hugs.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#123 – Collegiate Mayonnaise Bukkake

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig into La Costeña Sliced Jalapenos.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#122 – I've Seen Some Silly Hentai

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try out Haribo Berries!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#121 – We Tried The Lemonade That Kills You

Tue, 26 Dec 2023 21:56:25 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try the infamous Panera Charged Lemonade

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#120 – The One Where Godzilla Cums on Mothra

Tue, 19 Dec 2023 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy an explosion of Hershey's Kisses Mint Truffle flavor.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: "Bushwick Tarantella" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

#119 – You Can't Spell "Sargento Balanced Break" without Anal

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 20:38:53 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith are joined by friend of the show @PodcasterAndrew Linde to discuss the all star 4 in 1 snack: Sargento Balanced Break Sweet

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#118 – We've Got Jokes!

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with Tootsie Rolls and FINALLY there's some jokes on this show.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#117 – A Deeply Unpleasant Gift from a Cherished Friend

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith "enjoy" the gift of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Gummies.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#116 – We Need To Rent A Mansion

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have a rare regional treat with Pfeffernusse

"At Rest" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#115 – Loose Meat Scissors

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 17:00:00 -0000

It's movie time! We're eating Pop Secret Popcorn!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#114 – A Wet, Sweaty Apple Slice

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 17:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy this years' new Monster Cereal, Carmella Creeper with help from their good friend Kat! Find Kat's games and other work here.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#113 – ChatGPT Powered Clown Juice

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith check out the taste of the future with AI Powered Y3000 Coca Cola

ntro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#112 – Professional Swamp Thing

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith attempt to solve the mystery of What the Fanta!?

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#111 – A Woman of Bangs Having Experience

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 18:41:19 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith take on that most patriotic pop sackle, The Bomb Pop!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

The Freaking Weekend #1

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith introduce you to their new heretofore Patreon exclusive project, The Freaking Weekend, a journey to make (or at least write) a feature film.

Intro/Outro: Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.

Keep up with The Freaking Weekend at Patreon.com/HouseofSnax

#110 – The Sports Urge

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy Beaver Sweet Hot Mustard

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#109 – A 24 Karat Run of Bad Luck

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith go over the recent foibles and review Shasta Orange.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#108 – We Pledge Allegiance To Greenonia

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 16:15:14 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy Sabritas Fiesta Mix

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#107 – Diet Coke & Lilith

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith review Diet Coke & Lilith in a very special episode.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#106 – Monterey Jackin' Daxter

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith sample some Nestle Toll House Cookies, with a gooey surprise ;)

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#105 – A Nice Hearty Swallow of Brown

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#104 – We Pledge to You That We Will Die In a Sheetz

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith discuss life plans and that mysterious chocolate bar Toblerone.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#103 – Everything Sucks

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 13:59:19 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith take a dip on the chocolatey side with OREOS dark chocolate sandwich cookies.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#102 – Joe's O's and Joe Joes Bizarre Adventure

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 13:59:19 -0000

Another Trader Joe's special where Diet Coke and Lilith enjoy Trader Joe's versions of Cheerios and Oreos! Oh!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#101 – Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate!

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 13:59:19 -0000

In an all chocolate episode Lilith and Diet Coke eat Oreo Cakesters and Keebler Fudge Stripes Minis Cookies.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#100 – THE DEW SPECIAL

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 13:59:19 -0000

NINETY FOUR MINUTES OF MOUNTAIN DEW FUELED MADNESS FROM YOUR FAVORITE TRASH WOMEN

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#99 – Pee pee, Poo poo, AND Cum??

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 13:59:19 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith proudly present another episode of high quality, intellectual discussion of snack foods.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

"Heartwarming" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

#98 – Cheddar Boba Pearls

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have some cheese deliciousness with Utz and a session soda with Shasta.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#97 – We've Been Humiliated By Tik Tok

Tue, 04 Jul 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig into the new Grimace Birthday Shake and Premium Saltine Crackers

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#96 – The Clinton Crime Family Trusts Shasta

Tue, 27 Jun 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have a delicious sampling of Snyder's Of Hanover Pretzel Pieces & Shasta Grape. Also, they talk about The Fast and The Furious a lot. Go figure.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#95 – The Heat Is On!

Tue, 20 Jun 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with Baken-Ets Hot 'N Spicy Flavored Fried Pork Skins & Doritos Tortilla Chips Hot Mustard. It gets HOT!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org) "Raving Energy" Kevin MacLeod

#94 – Gimmick Fraud

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with the deceptive Trolli Sour Duo Candy Crawlers & Oreo Toffee Crunch Creme with Sugar Crystals Chocolate Sandwich Cookies.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#93 – Heavyweight-A-Minute, This is a Snacks Podcast!?

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith take in Heavyweights (1995) and Orville Redenbacher Kettle Corn with some Signature Select Diet Cola Soda.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#92 – Denial Is the Most Predictable of All Candy Responses

Tue, 30 May 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with Shasta Mountain Rush & Caramel Cold Brew M&M's.

Find Pokemon Flux Here

Preorder 2 Trans 2 Furious here

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#91 – Kraft Singles In Your Area

Tue, 23 May 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have some delicious honey mustard and onion pretzel pieces and try... Kraft Singles... by themselves... the only way you can truly enjoy singles.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

"Miami Viceroy" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#90 – Da Baseball Special

Tue, 16 May 2023 16:00:00 -0000

It's time to head out to the baseball diamond to review Ball Park Franks and Miller High Life.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#89 – Leggo My Pop Tarts!!?!??!

Tue, 09 May 2023 15:58:32 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with Eggo Pop Tarts and Albanese Sour Gummy Bears!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#88 – James Metals

Tue, 02 May 2023 16:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith return with a (relatively) normal one where they review Boston Creme Donut Pop-Tarts and Coca Cola Move

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#87 – The Snack Academy Awards

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 01:30:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith return with their coverage of the Snack Academy Awards!

Music used in this episode: "The Curtain Rises" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Evening Melodrama" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Americana" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Bittersweet" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#86 – Pepsi x Peeps x Milk

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 20:51:51 -0000

Emily tries the controversial new flavor from pepsi ... with a creamy twist!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#85 – Milk & Pilk

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 22:47:37 -0000

Lilith usually comes up with episode titles but DC is flying solo today as she samples Milk and Pilk

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#84 – NORMAL FEELINGS

Tue, 28 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with Great Value Fudge Brownie Cereal & California Naval Oranges and give important updates on the future of the House of Snax

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#83 – Please Help Pat Dingle

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith eat some of Pat Dingle's Ore Ida Tater Tots and Heinz Ketchup. Don't worry about Pat Dingle. He's fine.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#82 – Tony the Tiger is a Counterinsurgent Operative

Tue, 14 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith take a trip to the world of Avatar with Pandora Flakes and Club Crackers (which are not from the world of Avatar)

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#81 – The Pitch Black Special

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 15:00:00 -0000

IT'S PITCH BLACK ALL THE WAY DOWN.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#80 – A Historic Occasion (Feat the Red & Yellow M&M's)

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith try out Flamin Hot Funyuns and the new lemon lime soda Starry and feature an exclusive message from the Red and Yellow M&M's regarding recent Snacks controversy..

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#79 – Loads 2 Throatz

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with Chocolate Chip Chewy Bars & Franks Red Hot Original Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#78 – FUCK THE DOUBTERS (but oops)

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith are back like they never left (because they didn't) with Cocoa Puffs Popcorn & Carmel M&M's.

(we definitely had this episode recorded and edited in time for tuesday but fucked up and forgot to hit publish

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#77 – Worms with Inconsistent Jizz

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith review Chester's Flamin Hot Fries & Trolli Sour Bursting Crawlers and make some apologies to moms.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#76 – Fred Krampus

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith continue the holiday cheer with Mtn Dew Fruit Quake & Iced Gingerbread Cookie Pop.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#75 – Skeejed

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:00:00 -0000

A very holiday themed House of Snax as Diet Coke & Lilith try out Peppermint Hot Chocolate Candy Pop and Sprite Winter Spiced Cranberry.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#74 – Cranglin' Through the Pain

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith review Peanut Butter M&M's and Salted Carmel Twix while still under the thumb of confusingly evil billionaire Steven Smellsalot

James Cameron’s interview on Jimmy Fallon: https://at.tumblr.com/deathcarpets/james-cameron-discusses-advances-in-cinema/l977rtixecl5

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#73 – Hot Grapes Brought to You by DraftKings

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith are dipping their toes into sports betting as they sample red grapes and Crunch bars?

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#72 – Unwanted Chili Brought to You by Raytheon

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Big changes come to the House of Snax and Diet Coke and Lilith review chili and Werthers??

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#71 – Clown Meat

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:00:00 -0000

It's a McDonalds special as Diet Coke & Lilith check out the McRib while it's still here and taste the much hyped McDonalds Sprite

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#70 – Suckin' Off Nerds

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in to Nice! Chili Lime Snack Mix and Nerds Gummy Clusters

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#69 – Nice!

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have a nice episode!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#68 – Dead Dews and the Dirty Rounds

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith tackle this year's Voo Dew and Pumpkin Spice Cheerios.

Play Broken Leaves Beneath our Feet here!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#67 – Skeej & The Incel Ghost

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith cap off the spooky month with a Boo Berry and Reese's Pumpkin! Dracula seems to be tired of their shit by now.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#66 – Dr. Van Halsey's Strap

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig into Heath-alike Skor and the mysterious story of Count Chocula

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#65 – 18 Consecutive Prostate Orgasms

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Tom Hanks, Tom Brady, Matt & Nick Jackson are dead and we're continuing the spooky times with Frankenberry and Starcrunch!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for the Starcrunch segment:

"On the Cool Side" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Sunshine" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Walking Along" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Past Sadness" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

#64 – The Hole Hungry Werewolf

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in on Frute Brute and Mountain Dew Baja Gold. You're knot gonna want to miss this one.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#63 – Mr. Gandalf-Feeny

Tue, 04 Oct 2022 14:00:00 -0000

In a Sopranos themed episode Diet Coke & Lilith try a snack enjoyed by a character on the Sopranos. Fresca and Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tarts. Huh.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#62 – Babybel Waxplay

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have a lunchtime snack with Babybel Cheese and Welch's Island Fruit Snacks

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#61 – George Triple-H.W. Bush

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith mediate ancient beef between Strawberry Toaster Strudels and Strawberry Pop-Tarts

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#60 – The Nature of Dreams

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith have a dreamy episode with Coca Cola Dreamworld and Kit Kat Duos Strawberry and Dark Chocolate

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

Music used for snack descriptions: Soft Synth Pad Chord Progression 95 bpm - tyballer92 (freesound.org)

#59 – Snacks Monogamy

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in on Smoothie Skittles and Arizona Fruit Snacks!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

#58 – Fun 2 Suck

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith check out Meiji Hello Panda & Haribo Happy Cola!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

#57 – A Baby's Worth of Meat and It's Not Alive

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in on two different kinds of M&M's!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

#56 – Mike & Dykes

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith test the strength of their jaws with 20 different flavors of Mike & Ike’s! Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

#55 – Meet the New Lilith, Same as the Old Lilith

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith 2.0 review Herr's Buffalo Blue Cheese Curls and The Artist Marshmello's Limited Edition Coca-Cola.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

#54 – Charging Our Spirit Bomb w/ Robbie

Tue, 02 Aug 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig into Dragon Ball Z with their friend Robbie. Also they drink the DBZ energy drink, and try a cool weird Calpico ice cream treat Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

#53 – Grabbin' Our Duffs

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with the beer special! Beer flavored Jelly Belly beans and Duff A L'Orange Sparkling Beverage.

NOTE: Lilith calls Collapse (2009) Panopticon's first album. She is aware of Panopticon's self-titled from a year earlier and she doesn't have that one on vinyl either.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#52 – THE END OF THE SNACK-KEEPER, ONE MORE FINAL: I need bones.

Tue, 19 Jul 2022 14:00:00 -0000

It's been one year of House of Snax and we're discussing the snacks past to see where we still stand with them and what our favorites are!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#51 – Biblically Accurate Pop-Tarts

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith discuss Wild Berry Pop-Tarts and Hersheys White with Whole Almonds and they get a special message from the Snack-Keeper

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: trumpetbuildup - theredshore Summer night piano solo - szegvari chords and noise - aceinet Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek (freesound.org) Door, Front, Closing, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Door closing, door closed - steinhyrningur (freesound.org) Door_Heavy_Reverb_Open_Close - LamaMakesMusic (freesound.org) video_recorder_eject_cassette - magedu (freesound.org)

#50 – Christopher Nolan Presents: Yohoho and a Bottle of Cum

Tue, 05 Jul 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig for treasure with Pirate's Booty Cheddar Blast Rice & Corn Puffs & M&M's Crunchy Cookies.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#49 – The New Bussy

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith make some interesting logistical propositions about movie theaters and manage to sneak in some reviews of Haribo Sour Sketti & Candy Pop Popcorn Sour Patch Kids after that.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

#48 – Breakfast Time!

Tue, 21 Jun 2022 14:00:00 -0000

It's time for an early morning snack of Blueberry Pop-Tart Bites and Sunny D! Listen to this before noon or we will be very mad at you.

ntro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#47 – Flamin Hot Days & Cool Ranch Nights

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke apologizes for a previous deception. Also we have Doritos Cool Ranch Flamin Hot and Mountain Dew Purple Thunder Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond Music used in this episode: Time to go by Bigvegie (freesound.org) Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro: Hall of the Mountain King by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Thunder by lennyboy (freesound.org) Door, Front, Opening, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Noise - Juandamb (fresound.org) Walking through Mud - Breviceps Strong wind inside house _ Viento fuerte interior casa - SonoRec (freesound.org) Tape Start - unfa (freesound.org) video_recorder_load_cassette_02 - Magedu (freesound.org) creaky door - m_marek (freesound.org) Door, Front, Closing, A - InspectorJ (freesound.org) Door closing, door closed - steinhyrningur (freesound.org) Door_Heavy_Reverb_Open_Close - LamaMakesMusic (freesound.org) video_recorder_eject_cassette - magedu (freesound.org)

#46 – Clown Poison

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 02:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith munch on Birthday Cake Cookie Dough Bites & Chewy Sprees!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

Music & Sounds used during the intro & Outro:

#45 – James Cameron's Papa Smurf Can I Lick Your Ass

Tue, 31 May 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enjoy chomping on Smurfs and Chocrooms

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#44 – MEAT HORSE

Tue, 24 May 2022 17:00:11 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in on Hershey's Symphony Blue and Flamin' Hot Mtn Dew.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#43 – Star Bores: Revenge of the Shitheads

Tue, 17 May 2022 14:00:00 -0000

There's stars in our eyes because it's time for Diet Coke and Lilith to take on Coke: Starlight and Starburst

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#42 – A Good Day To Pour Hard

Tue, 10 May 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel Pop Tarts and Pepsi Nitro!

Support House of Snax on our new Patreon! Patreon.com/houseofsnax

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#41 – Sour Cream Cumshot: The Taco Bell Special

Tue, 03 May 2022 14:00:00 -0000

It's time for Diet Coke & Lilith to face down their ancient frienemy: Taco Bell.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#40 – T4Tea

Tue, 26 Apr 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith review Lay's French Onion Dip and the long beloved of broke motherfuckers in corner stores, Arizona Iced Tea.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#39 – Hitting That P Hard

Tue, 19 Apr 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Another episode unstuck from time and outside of the Basics as Diet Coke & Lilith take on Cinnamon Toast Crunch Popcorn and MNT DEW Spark!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#38 – Gromulax's Glistening Thorax

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith take a break from basics with Trolli Evil Twins and Vanilla Dunkaroos!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#37 – HOS Basics #11: Potate Deuce

Tue, 05 Apr 2022 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Diet Coke & Lilith dig in with Wheat Thins and Slim Jims!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#36 – HOS Basics #10

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 14:00:00 -0000

These Basic Wheels Keep Turnin, and DC& L are tackling the LEGENDARY Sour Brite Crawlers and Honeycrisp Apples!

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#35 – HOS Basics #9

Tue, 22 Mar 2022 14:00:00 -0000

LILITH HAS A NORMAL ONE. It's FINE.

Intro voiceover by Jarett Raymond

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#34 – HOS Basics #8 w/ Allegra Frank

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 14:00:00 -0000

This week Diet Coke & Lilith are joined by Allegra Frank @legsfrank to talk about that most cherished cookie, the Oreo!

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#33 – HOS Basics #7

Tue, 08 Mar 2022 15:00:00 -0000

House of Snax returns to basics for Cheez Its and Sprite!

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#32 – HOS Basics #6

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 15:00:00 -0000

This week Diet Coke & Lilith register their takes on the classic among classics, MTN FREAKIN DEW and the beautiful onion crisps known as Funyuns.

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#31 – HOS Basics #5

Tue, 22 Feb 2022 15:00:00 -0000

This week Diet Coke and Lilith review both Cheetos and Pepsi AND a new, innovative and slightly homophobic piece of snacking technology.

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#30 – HOS Basics #4

Tue, 15 Feb 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith take on Diet Coke & Coca Cola. We couldn't find a snack named Lilith. Sorry.

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#29 – HOS Basics #3

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith take on a juggernaut and you might be surprised to hear what they have to say.

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#28 – HOS Basics #2

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 15:00:00 -0000

This week Basics continues with a classic combination that has some people raving, plus an extra bonus!

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#27 – HOS: Basics #1

Tue, 25 Jan 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith begin their journey into the Basics series where they review the snacking standards.

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#26 – Cookies N' Cream Your Jeans

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 15:00:00 -0000

It's time for two chocolatey treats with Diet Coke & Lilith!

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#25 – Gummy Frottage

Tue, 11 Jan 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith dig in with a brand they've grown to trust and a snack that is so dangerously close to one of the worst snacks they've seen on the show!

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#24 – The Ambassador is Cumming

Tue, 04 Jan 2022 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith have themselves a fancy day with the fanciest chocolates from the ambassador and a sparkling cider.

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#23 – Diluted Christmas Cum

Tue, 28 Dec 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith dip into a long discussed favorite and a Christmas themed surprise!

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#22 – Gummy Jerky

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith are back at the Dollar Tree, where unwanted snacks go to die. They tell a tale of two gummies. One a bizarre foray into the world of food from a company that maybe should have stuck to art supplies, the other a cast off from Trolli's ever expanding roster of shapes.

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#21 – Pop Tarts Wiki Facts

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 15:00:00 -0000

This week Diet Coke and Lilith start their journey with Dollar Tree.

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#20 – Putting the 'Muddy' in Muddy Buddy

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith evaluate not just the flavor potential, but the erotic potential of Cookies and Cream Muddy Buddies and Fruit Punch Trolli Sour Brite Crawlers. Both new spins on old classic and maybe, a new sin for you to enjoy in private moments (don't actually do it, we didn't and you shouldn't).

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#19 – THE CANDY CORN DEFENSE SQUAD RIDES

Tue, 30 Nov 2021 15:00:00 -0000

It's a Halloweens special! It's only like a month late. Chill.

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#18 – Grampacore w/ Ben Platt

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Star of stage & screen Ben Platt stops by to help Diet Coke & Lilith talk about Cheetos Bag of Bones & Twix Cookies and Creme.

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#17 – #JackNicholsonIsOneOfOurFinestActorsAndThatsWhyILoveTheShining

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 15:00:00 -0000

This week Diet Coke and Lilith dig in to Pumpkin Spice Milanos and MTN Dew Voo Dew 2021

Remember, if you see a bag of pumpkin spice Milanos tweet #jacknicholsonisoneofourfinestactorsandthatswhyiloveTheShining or #nothankyouidonotpreferkinkysexandthatswhyiprefervanilla depending on how you feel about the packaging, i guess.

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#16 – House of Snax 16.66 Don't You Dare (Not) Be Sour

Tue, 09 Nov 2021 15:00:00 -0000

IT'S SOUR SEASON BABY! Dig in with us!

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#15 – THE CHUPCAST w/ Aki, The Chupqueen

Tue, 02 Nov 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week's House of Snax is a very special episode as we delve into the world of chup with the queen of Chup herself! The recipes to make these chups at home can be found at our twitter @houseofsnax

You can find Aki and her projects on her twitter @chupqueen

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#14 – The A-Team of Eating Garbage

Tue, 26 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith are called upon by a friend to review a tantalizing cheese curl. Also, Skittles gummies!

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#13 – A Special Delivery That Smiles Back w/ SCOTTYE

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith try out a fruity candy treat before they're joined by their friend Scottye for a snack that smiles back.

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#12 – Go Home and Rub a Salmon

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 16:00:00 -0000

Strawberry Chex and Choco Mint Pocky Sticks are on the menu tonite at the House of Snax. Pull up a chair, pull out a snack, and enjoy the dulcet tones of two best friends discussing food and making a series of jokes about wrestling and p*ssy.

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#11 – Making Up A Guy and Eating Him

Tue, 05 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith dig in with Nice! Yogurt Covered Pretzels and a mysterious new creation that allows experimentation on extraterrestrial life.

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#10 – Traitor Joe's Special

Tue, 28 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith dig in with a Trader Joe's special, debate the taxonomy of chips and Lilith learns some basics of snack preservation.

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#9 – Let's Teach Sick Children To Read Teleprompter

Tue, 21 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith take another delve into the House of Snax with Buffalo Blue Cheese Combos and Oreo Cookie Pop.

This episode was recorded before the beginning of the Nabisco strike and related boycott. Do not purchase any Oreo or other Nabsico products while the strike is ongoing.

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#8 – The Ken Griffey Jr. of Sour Gummy Candy

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith delve in once again with a candy they've been wanting to review since the very conception of the show! Also there's a soda.

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#7 – Wait, You Guys Have Been Cumming?

Tue, 07 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week Diet Coke take another journey into the House of Snax with Kit Kat Mocha Duos and Haribo Sour Bites! DECEPTION???

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#6 – A Snack Made Up By Regrettable Straight Podcasters

Tue, 31 Aug 2021 13:00:00 -0000

This week Diet Coke and Lilith dive in with a delectable combo of Spicey Honey Mustard Combos and Peanut Brownie Snickers!

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#5 – Carbonara Heresies

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 22:45:43 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith delve into the House of Snax once again with some creamy treats (yuck, sorry)

SINCE WE RECORDED THIS EPISODE A BOYCOTT HAS BEEN CALLED FOR NABISCO PRODUCTS. PLEASE DO NOT BUY NABISCO WHILE THE BOYCOTT IS ONGOING

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#4 – If Frogs Had Wings They Wouldn't Bump Their Ass A-Hoppin'

Tue, 17 Aug 2021 18:16:05 -0000

This week Diet Coke and Lilith attempt to stir up some controversy with two snacks that they have famously disagreed on in the past

This episode was recorded before the beginning of the Frito Lay strike in Topeka, Kansas. The strike is over due to scabs and unfair tactics by the Frito-Lay corporation so House of Snax still does not endorse any Frito Lay products. More information about this and other labor movements can be found at labornotes.org

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#3 – Smart Food, Dumb Bitches

Tue, 10 Aug 2021 19:59:22 -0000

Diet Coke and Lilith once again venture into the House of Snax, this time digging up Cheddar & Carmel popcorn and Coca Cola with Coffee.

This episode was recorded before the beginning of the Frito Lay strike in Topeka, Kansas. House of Snax asks that you honor the requested boycott of all Frito Lay and Pepsico products for the duration of the strike in solidarity with striking workers. More information about this and other labor movements can be found at labornotes.org

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#2 – Bustin' Nuts in the Rain

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 18:17:08 -0000

On their second venture into the House of Snax Diet Coke & Lilith sample Cheez It Snap'd and MTN DEW Baja Flash.

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#1 – Larry the Cable Guy's Ranch Licking Improv Comedians

Tue, 27 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Diet Coke & Lilith enter the House of Snax for the very first time, this time trying out Whataburger Jalapeño Ranch and Pepsi Blue!

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