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<language>en-US</language><itunes:author>Mary McLain</itunes:author>
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<itunes:duration>01:35:54</itunes:duration>
<description><![CDATA[Billy tells Mary he wants to see her throw up; Mary is horrified by Billy's hideous description of "thestrals;" guest Madison describes intentionally peeing her pants during the Deathly Hallows Part 2.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Billy flexes his knowledge of such hip terms as "tea" and "stan;" Mary discusses vaping in the Wizarding World; guest Marae extols the coolness of the character Sirius Black.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Mary and Billy discuss churches' relationship with the Harry Potter series; guest Jo declares her hatred for Ron Weasley.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Mary spoils the Phil of the Future finale; Billy does his impression of a barfing cat; guest Amanda is continuously baffled.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Billy and Mary say the C-word; guest Kristina asks about the creatures of the Wizarding World.]]></description>
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<item><title>"And Now We Add the Soul"</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Billy and Mary ask: "Do the candy know?" Guest Hannah discusses a Harry Potter class she has taken.]]></description>
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Billy refuses to accept a friendship between a professor and a hat; Mary reveals details of the origin story of her menstruation; guest Meredith proclaims her attraction to Young Ol' What's His Name]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Mary and Billy establish the boundaries of their Harry Potter knowledge; guest Hannah introduces some unheard-of character names.]]></description>
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