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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by sketch comedian, Marta Wesselhoff! Join them as they find themselves in another dimension, trapped in the enchanted forest, resist Smudge the dog, and what's that? He meets a juggalo?!

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In this episode, Xanthea and Tahlia are joined by DM's of Vancouver hosts Jessy Boros and Sean Hagen! The first dab is brought onto the show, but more importantly, Jonas fights a sentient ziggurat in the name of the glorious revolution. Also, Bane might be there.

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In this episode, Xanthea, Tahlia and Erik are joined by artist and animator Rosemary Travale! Sporting a hot pink swag tshirt, Jonas meets some whacky characters and tries to take their things, arm wrestle with them, and discuss their raw power.

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In this episode, Xanthea, Tahlia and Erik are joined by writer and podcaster, Joe Stilwell. Jonas stumbles upon a very fun, very interactive, live action role play in Burnaby. Will he stay and play, or will he go and bother some other people just trying to go about their day?

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by filmmaker Roz Young! Believe it or not, but Jonas finds himself again in another dimension! Jonas is given a special quest to find a teacup t-rex, will he do it? Or will he successfully kill a baby crow? Or will a friendly bird whisperer help save its life?

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This week, Jonas McGill reunites with his old wizard friend and helps him out of a greasy situation, while ignoring a quest from a strange old lady he just doesn’t know if he can trust, join special guest Jeremy Rozenhart and regular hosts, Tahlia, Erik and Doug on today's Wacky Wizard Wednesday, now on Monday!

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by stand-up comedian Rory Dunn! Correct demonstration of the Heimlich maneuver , unconventional pick up tactics, a record high number of fatalities and more, on this week's gripping adventure!

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The return of a character with beady little eyes...like a doll's eyes. Duffin's Donuts, Slurpees and More with Cassie Cao and regular hosts Doug, Erik and Tahlia on this week's adventure!

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by tv producer and baker, Fran Chartrand! An unprecedented level of intrusions!

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Who is the mysterious and frightening Voice? Join Doug, Tahlia, Erik and Mystery Guest on another harrowing adventure of Everyone is Jonas!

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by CHAT as the guest! Can Erik and Tahlia defeat the screen warriors and win control over Jonas? Watch as he is taken on a journey through Vancouver, encountering old nemesis, King of the Bees, and invents his own signature dance move

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While Tahlia is away, the PvP overlords will play. Join Doug, Erik, special guest host (ghost) Piers Rae and special guest SJ Dalmar (excuse chryon name mistake) as they take Jonas on another daring adventure through the treacherous streets of Vancouver.

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by tv producer and baker Fran Chartrand! Our players take Jonas on a suspicious trip through the Vancouver west end. Does digimon make an appearance? Yes! Or why would we have brought it up?

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Once gain, Jonas is whisked away to a parallel universe to fight giants, learn about his higher self, and of course, befriend an adorable, laser beam shooting, chihuahua!

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by artist and animator, Monica Magaña! All technical difficulties are just Xanthea's brain melting in real time! Jonas seems to be safe and sound back in Vancouver, but crazy beasts with Ibis heads, and strangers who seem familiar, but are kind of different keep showing up to talk about the importance of fresh egg breath!

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by improviser, Malcolm McLeod! What a wild ride Jonas went on this week! Offering a friend coffee leads to a dangerous encounter with Saint Shark, will he make it to a hospital? Or will he just forget his woes and have some lovely moments in the Vancouver Space Museum?

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by stand-up comic and sketch comedian, Brett Skillen! In this thrilling installment of EiJ, our intrepid adventurer, Jonas is caught in a befuddling loop of nutritional facts and otherworldly beings at the Triple O's of Science World.

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In this episode, Xanthea, Tahlia and Erik are joined by dungeon master Roz Young. With talking cats and the Emperor of Bees?! See how we got there with Roz Young in another exciting episode of Everyone is Jonas!

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In this episode, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by TV writer and podcaster, Piers Rae. They take Jonas on a journey through Vancouver's west side-ish. Erik makes him drink some mystery juice and Piers is just so interested in finding out about people parentage.

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This week, Xanthea, Erik and Tahlia are joined by writer and podcaster Joe Stilwell. Join Jonas as he is taken on a journey through Vancouver, British Columbia, but the demon voices in his head! Will he punch someone? Steal a valuable item? Or just act lost?

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We play the game with 4 players but you can play with as many as you want with a minimum of 3. First, a bit of backstory:

Jonas McGill is a man of unknown origin, living in the Vancouver area of British Columbia, Canada. He appears to be in his late twenties, stands five foot ten inches tall, and has brown eyes and soft, feathered brown hair. He is assumed to be caucasian.

Some time ago, Jonas discovered things no human should ever know and was granted the ability to talk telepathically with inter dimensional beings. In a Faustian bargain with one said being, for reasons unknown to us, Jonas acquired an item of great magical power. A magical purple backpack, weightless and with a seemingly unlimited capacity.

The backpack came at a great cost, however, granting beings dominion over poor Jonas’ mind. He has tried in vain to be rid of the backpack and even end his own life, to no avail. Discarding the backpack always meant death, and death always meant resurrection.

In this game, the players will play as one of the voices in Jonas’s head, while one of them plays as “everyone else”, which is the equivalent of a Dungeon Master, or ‘DM’ from dungeons and dragons, referred to from here on out as a GM or Gamemaster. Which if you’re not familiar, is basically the storyteller of the game. Each player starts the game with between 7 and 10 willpower tokens, but we’ll get to that later.

Before the game starts, each player chooses a goal, of which they only disclose to the GM. This goal can be anything from drinking glasses of water to crashing police cars. Be creative.At the GM’s discretion, these goals will have a difficulty of 1, 2 or 3 which is a multiplier added to that player’s score at the end of the game.

Any time a player wants to coerce Jonas in to performing an action, they have to roll a standard 6 sided die, or ”D6”. If they roll a 6, that action is successful. A Player can “sweeten” a deal by adding a willpower token to it. 1 token makes the roll a 5+, 2 tokens a 4+ and so on. It is possible to spend enough tokens to make a roll pass automatically. Rolls can be made on a 4+ if they pertain to one of two skills chosen by each play at the start of the game. These can be anything at all, but each player only gets two skills. A player may start with 3 skills, but this means you start with only 7 willpower tokens.

When the game starts, if Jonas falls unconscious and wakes up, or a player fails a dice roll, players can contest for power over Jonas. At this time, each player is issued a single token. A player may only attempt to control Jonas on his or her turn.

During this power contest, players may bid any number of tokens (including zero if they want to try and bluff) in their enclosed fists. When the bids are revealed, the highest bidder pays the DM the amount revealed and then has control of Jonas.

If two players both have the same bid, they must each roll a D6 to see who gains control. In the event of a tie, control is auctioned between the two players at additional tokens.

If a player loses control of Jonas as the result of a failed roll then goes on two win the ensuing bid for control, the failed action is then completed for free.

At any time, a player who is not currently in control of Jonas can immediately pay 3 tokens to “intervene”. Them and the player currently in control must then roll a D6 each for control. In the result of a tie, the player who “intervened” gains control.

At any point before the end of the game, each player may attempt to guess another players goal by secretly passing a note to the GM. A player may only make one guess of each other player. If they guessed the goal correctly, they will receive an extra point at the end of the game, calculated after the goal difficulty multiplier.

The aim of the game is to coerce Jonas in to acting out your obsession the most times before he either dies, or everyone runs out of willpower tokens.

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