Kvothekiller Chronicles https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co Pinecast (https://pinecast.com) en-USSarah McClintock & Associates Sarah McClintock & Associates mcclintockart@gmail.com no Kvothekiller Chronicles https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co https://storage.pinecast.net/podcasts/covers/02b4b592-28e0-46de-8669-f4f335ab2d22/kkcpodartsmallerEDIT_janos_.jpg serial Copyright 2026 We make fun of Patrick Rothfuss S1E1 - Rothfusdamus https://pinecast.com/guid/9ff05941-3d91-4a22-a1bd-36bf590f06bd Sat, 20 Feb 2021 12:33:17 -0000 Its like Nostradamus but with Patrick Rothfuss https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/9ff05941/rothfusdamus Before we read any of Name of the Wind, we sit down and discuss the things we remember about it, establishing how Kvothepilled each of us are. We talk about Kvothe a bit but mostly we talk about the topic of Patrick Rothfuss, his relationship to Joss Whedon and... the post.

[EDIT: The podcast has a twitter now: @killer_kvothe]

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn (formerly known as Lucy), of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

]]> Rothfusdamus no 1 1 S1E2 - I Am Going to Become the Kvother https://pinecast.com/guid/48ba457c-14ec-4c85-8902-8b8b7a6b0494 Sat, 27 Feb 2021 10:30:00 -0000 01:48:08 hold on im shifting into Kvothe mode https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/48ba457c/i-am-going-to-become-the-kvother This week we read chapters 1-25! We meet the Blue Man Group, discover what would happen if a theatre kid was also a gamer, and look frantically to see if there's any actual 'story' inside all these vibes and aesthetics. where is it pat. give us the story patrick.

Daniel's audio occasionally cuts out so don't worry its not your phone doing that its the file.

[EDIT: The podcast has a twitter now: @killer_kvothe]

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn (formerly known as Lucy), of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, asking you to please read Tokyo Uneo Station

NB: This was recorded in january and you can no longer buy Sarah's knitwear products or participate in Summer's insta story RPG. Sorry i took so long to edit this one lads

]]> I Am Going to Become the Kvother no 1 2 S1E3 - Child! at the University https://pinecast.com/guid/493d2bd1-f2a9-4b2d-871b-005bafd88864 Wed, 03 Mar 2021 20:00:35 -0000 01:58:10 WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE FIFTEEN https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/493d2bd1/child-at-the-university This week we get into University!! Congraduations to us!! Wait - why is there a CHILD here??

In our discussion of chapters 26 - 54 we uncover Pat's plagarism of Yugioh GX, explore Arkham Asylum with the Joker, and determine that Fire Emblem Three Houses is the greatest story ever told, using the metric "how many shippable characters are there?".

We also cautiously broach the topic of..... "Portrayal of Women in Patrick Rothfuss' Kingkiller Chronicle" (and by cautiously broach i mean 'become justifiably enraged by').

[EDIT: The podcast has a twitter now: @killer_kvothe]

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn (formerly known as Lucy), of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, wants you to please read Olga Tokarczuck

NB: This episode contains discussion of sexual assault. Or i should say - more discussion of sexual assault than usual. why is pat Like This.

]]> Child! at the University no 1 3 S1E4 - Dudes (do not) Rock! https://pinecast.com/guid/8ab379a4-4bcf-49fb-8e4a-2f207c83dba5 Sat, 13 Mar 2021 08:13:49 -0000 01:53:23 Dudes Suck!!!!!!! https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/8ab379a4/dudes-do-not-rock- This episode we cover the absolute worst part of the book, and basically everything good we had to say about it gets thrown in the trash by the sheer revolting existence of Chapter 69 (....not nice).

We still manage to have a lot of fun along the way though - tune in to hear the 7 words that will make our listeners fall in love with us, hypothesize on the meaning of "fuck me red lipstick" (fuck me, red lipstick?), and ask the most important question of all: When did the sex number invented?

WE MADE A TWITTER ACTUALLY! It's @killer_kvothe

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn (formerly known as Lucy), of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, reccomending O Maidens in your Savage Season by Mari Okada

NB: Remember to block Pat on Twitter!

]]> Dudes (do not) Rock! no 1 4 S1E5 - Dragon Quest (1986 Videogame) https://pinecast.com/guid/5b3d4ba3-9d04-44fe-beb5-ba0e91c3aa83 Sat, 20 Mar 2021 12:30:52 -0000 Kvothe Gets Peg(ged) https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/5b3d4ba3/dragon-quest-1986-videogame- Choose Life. Choose a university education. Choose a horse. Choose a girl. Choose an accent. No, a different accent. No, no, no, a different accent. Choose Pegs. Choose a dragon but its vegan so actually it's a Draccus. Choose not to do sexual assault. Choose the friendzone. Choose to tell your entire life story to a Chronicler, rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable bar, nothing more than an embarrassment to your own pathetic legacy. Choose The Name of The Wind. Choose Kvothe.

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, wants you to read Klara and the Sun

The Podcast on twitter

NB: we already recorded the next episode so you can't actually send in questions

]]> Dragon Quest (1986 Videogame) no 1 5 S1E6 - Uh Oh, Stinky Book https://pinecast.com/guid/42e96c93-d2f7-4c0d-9612-d56ef3a612d1 Sat, 27 Mar 2021 21:01:57 -0000 02:27:46 S1 finale - Wrapup and Q&A https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/42e96c93/uh-oh-stinky-book Well folks, its time to wrap things up. in this last episode of season 1, we go into our final throughts on the book. We conclude that Patrick has undergone Kvothefication, read some goodreads reviews, read the author's note, Answer listener questions, and drop hints about our future plans. We also find out about the wild sex club in the novel Wicked???

Books/Media reccomended in the podcast:

  • Wicked by Gregory Maguire
  • Everybody Hates Rand (wheel of time podcast)
  • Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo
  • Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon
  • Lords and Ladies by Terry Pratchett - and the rest of the Discworld Series
  • (Disrespectfully) A Song of Ice and Fire by GRRM, you know the one
  • The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stiefvater
  • The City of Dreaming Books by Walter Moers (though probably start with The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear, actually)
  • Stuff by Brandon Sanderson but watch out for the religious overtones
  • Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation (Mo Dao Zu Shi) by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu
  • Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke
  • Avatar the Last Airbender
  • Anciliary Justice by Ann Leckie
  • The Buried Giant by Kazuo Ishiguro
  • The Three Body Problem by Liu Cixin
  • Maquia when the Promised Flower Blooms by Mari Okada
  • This is Spinal Tap
  • Immortal Incantations: Heartspell (podcast about writing a "good book" with your "friends")

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: READ AN ACTUAL GOOD BOOK PLEASE

]]> Uh Oh, Stinky Book no 1 6 S2E1 - Intelligence Kvotient https://pinecast.com/guid/4a13d490-2eab-4a5d-8caa-f579572c0488 Sun, 11 Sep 2022 08:09:35 -0000 01:11:21 It's Kvothin Time! https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/4a13d490/intelligence-kvotient We're not quite ready to talk about Wise Man's Fear yet. To prepare ourselves for the horror to come, we try and remember what happened in the last book without looking any of it up.

In this episode we discover the hidden sexual delights of the 10 year anniversary cover, Add a 4th quadrant to the "mother/maiden/crone" trifecta, and figure out that the ACTUAL NAME of the wind is "Jasom Derulo"

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

]]> Intelligence Kvotient no 2 1 S2E2 - This Bitch Playing Lute!!! https://pinecast.com/guid/8b13ec9b-669a-498f-827a-e29c71f6b6ca Sun, 02 Oct 2022 11:54:39 -0000 01:58:02 tfw you hate someone (pat) so everything they do just pisses you off https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/8b13ec9b/this-bitch-playing-lute- CW for sexual assault discussion between 01:05:00 and 01:30:00

You know when you hate someone so everything they do no matter what it is just ends up pissing you off? Like I'm sure there were some good parts in this section but mostly it's just one awful thing after another.

What if a book was so horrible towards women it made you non-binary?

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them | Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them | Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck | Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin | Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

]]> This Bitch Playing Lute!!! no 2 2 S2E3 - Breasting Boobily https://pinecast.com/guid/7496df62-739f-4c62-b052-edc779b84a38 Sun, 16 Oct 2022 15:46:11 -0000 01:54:16 Gay Panic! At the Eolian https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/7496df62/breasting-boobily Can this book get any worse? Yes. Yes it can.

But on the bright side we finally found the difference between Will and Sim!

The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

]]> Breasting Boobily no 2 3 S2E4 - Stapes Wives https://pinecast.com/guid/b0e2e4b4-d15d-4bb2-9c80-c4ce7d3b6bf8 Sun, 30 Oct 2022 10:28:00 -0000 I feel Patrick in this narrative tonight https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/b0e2e4b4/stapes-wives The queen died the week this was recorded so we are obviously having a GREAT time!! AND we actually really enjoyed this part of the book!

Well. 80% of us did...

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

]]> Stapes Wives no 2 4 S2E5 - Orientalism for Women https://pinecast.com/guid/bad06228-38fc-4cfb-a2d7-7b2ed4ca602c Sun, 13 Nov 2022 10:28:00 -0000 01:42:39 Monkeys Pog https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/bad06228/orientalism-for-women This week, on KvKc: Patrick writes the boring D&D campaign section of the book, Denna writes the Bohemian Rhapsody of Kvotheworld, Kvothe does extremely cool and sick and awesome Blood Magic crimes, and your hosts announce our new line of Patrick Rothfuss themed lipsticks!

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

]]> Orientalism for Women no 2 5 S2E6 - Who Here Tryina Get They Lussy Ate https://pinecast.com/guid/12435c77-f47c-430f-93a3-a4936935237f Sat, 26 Nov 2022 23:02:09 -0000 01:24:08 THIS IS THE SEXY FAIRY EPISODE so content warning for Sexual Assault and general awfulness https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/12435c77/who-here-tryina-get-they-lussy-ate Patrick. Come on now.

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

]]> Who Here Tryina Get They Lussy Ate no 2 6 S2E7 - Itallian Ademere https://pinecast.com/guid/31f0f283-ad36-495d-a3f0-ae06ad3a4d82 Wed, 14 Dec 2022 23:24:20 -0000 01:34:46 Settlers of Ketan https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/31f0f283/itallian-ademere This week we finally confirm that Kvothe does NOT know what jacking off is, since if he did, we wouldn't be dealing with all This shit. That's the first tradgedy. The second is that the Adem are culturally unable to podcast. It's so sad.

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

]]> Itallian Ademere no 2 7 S2E8 - Man Mothers. https://pinecast.com/guid/52e110a8-4786-48b9-9d1c-643d8c06553b Mon, 16 Jan 2023 21:19:49 -0000 01:47:12 Reshi (derogatory) https://kvothekiller-chronicles.pinecast.co/episode/52e110a8/man-mothers- This is, hands down, the most UNHINGED(derogatory) piece of "worlbuilding" any of us have ever seen

The Kvothekillers are played by:

Summer, of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah, of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn, of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck. Janos, of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin. Daniel, from Academic Elitism.

The Podcast on Twitter

NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss

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