The Marmoset Chronicles - A Personal Retrospective

SHOW SWAP: Benjamin St James in Wrestling w/ CWFP

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 15:01:00 -0000

Jory and Cam are bringing life to this old RSS feed to talk about some wrestling promotions connected to the Marmoset Cinematic Universe, and how Benjamin St James was frequently fucked over in the process.

Check out the full SHOW SWAP lineup here: https://twitter.com/OrangeGrovesNet/status/1359610632656605184

#20: The Marmoset Chronicles - A Final Hurrah

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 20:55:13 -0000

Thanks for everything, Laz.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#19: Obscurus Memorandus

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 21:00:00 -0000

Follow @LazPatillo on Twitter to see what's up we guess??

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#18: The Laz Patillo Pawn Shop of Curios and Curiosities

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 01:31:43 -0000

All the licensed properties fit to podcast about, all at once.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#17: The DC Comics Saga

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 21:00:00 -0000

What was the best name in this episode? You decide!

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#16: Men and Images

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 21:00:00 -0000

That motherfucker's a frisbee.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#15: Murder at Retrograde Crossing

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 23:15:23 -0000

Kirsten's thoughts on mediocrity are not officially endorsed by Immortan Joe.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#14: Novelizations

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 21:00:00 -0000

For two people who don't care all that much about Star Wars, we sure do talk a lot about Star Wars.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#13: MarmoCon

Sat, 13 Jun 2020 02:58:35 -0000

So who decided New Jersey was the only state weird enough to get a dang book series about it, anyway?

For a working list of where and how you can help racial justice groups: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#12: The Glasseye Society

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 21:00:00 -0000

Y'all remember InvisionFree?

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#11: The Satanic Sandwich

Fri, 29 May 2020 21:00:00 -0000

It all started in the small town of Girard, Illinois.

If you want to know more about the history of satanic panic, here's the article Jay referenced: https://www.vox.com/2016/10/30/13413864/satanic-panic-ritual-abuse-history-explained

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#10: The Marmoset Chronicles - A Cohesive Unit

Fri, 15 May 2020 21:00:00 -0000

A postmortem on our one-by-one discussion of The Marmoset Chronicles, and also a look towards what's next. Also, some really long tangents about Homestuck and recursive storytelling.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#9: The Plot, the Paper, and the Place We End Up

Fri, 08 May 2020 22:31:33 -0000

At the end, some spaces are just spaces.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#8: The Purgatory Bureaucrat

Sat, 02 May 2020 08:46:37 -0000

Alright, but do you know what Starbucks advertising I'm talking about??

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#7: Logica

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 21:00:00 -0000

Briefly-mentioned ideas for bonus episodes are not legally binding.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#6: And the Mountain Came to Them

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 00:50:51 -0000

And the Podcast Downloaded to Their Device.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#5: The Shadow Kit

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 21:00:00 -0000

Really what we're saying here is Lars Von Trier can get bent.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#4: Diagnosis Aquamarine

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 21:00:00 -0000

Yes, Kirsten, that is how you spell "diagnosis."

Star Wars Minus Star Wars: https://youtu.be/-gUKYBs6T8c

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing. Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#3: Obstacle Core

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 21:00:00 -0000

Always have a rope ladder.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter at @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#2: The Phantom and the Wren

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 21:00:21 -0000

The Phantom and the Wren starts off our proper discussion with wide shots on parking lots, decades of unspoken complication between siblings, and a dusty town soon to feel the bruises of revenge.

You can find Kirsten on Twitter @kirstenmwrites and Jay at @extremesalsaing.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for this very movie, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter at @imajoyk.

#1: Introduction

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 21:00:10 -0000

Welcome, dear listener, to yet another podcast about T_he Marmoset Chronicles_. We know, we know; what else could there possibly be to say about the 8-movie magnum opus of reclusive writer/director/wise man Laz Patillo. You've seen the movies, hear the soundtracks, seen it all referenced in sitcoms and torn apart on bad YouTube channels. What else is there to say?

Well, we have no idea, but maybe we can find out. Our mission is to talk about these movies through the lens of what they mean to us; what it was like to grow up with them not when the first movie wrestled Catch-22 for the box office top spot one fateful weekend in June 1970, but instead in the early 2000s, finding an old Diagnosis Aqquamarine-branded lunchbox in a pawn shop, or hearing a bunch of aging nerds at a local convention debating over whether Patillo fled to Spain or Zimbabwe. What does it mean to know these movies, which EVERYONE knows, 50 years after The Phantom and the Wren first made it's debut?

Let's find out.

You can find Jay on Twitter at @extremesalsaing and Kirsten at @kirstenmwrites.

Our album art, a faithful play on the original poster for The Phantom and the Wren, was drawn by Alyssa Krasnansky, who can be found on Twitter @imajoyk.

The Marmoset Chronicles: A Trailer for a Personal Retrospective

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 23:15:53 -0000

Come join Kirsten and Jay as they make their way through The Marmoset Chronicles, the legendary octology of action films by director Laz Patillo which shaped all of cinema and pop culture since 1970.