Mock Footage https://mock-footage.pinecast.co Pinecast (https://pinecast.com) en-USJoe Langlois and Ray Jeroso Joe Langlois and Ray Jeroso mushroomstationnetwork@gmail.com no Mock Footage https://mock-footage.pinecast.co https://storage.pinecast.net/podcasts/covers/2f0769d0-d109-4cd3-b782-ca4a1c935f5a/reformatted.jpg episodic Copyright 2019 #87 –The Purge (2013) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/24cbefba-9828-4006-aca9-39dafb2ea9f9 Fri, 08 Oct 2021 21:47:37 -0000 00:31:07 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/24cbefba/the-purge-2013-r- For one day, laws are unwritten and all heck breaks loose. Who will survive The Purge?

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]]> The Purge (2013) [R] no 1 87 #86 –Flubber (1997) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/e7218ae5-0096-4a25-abee-5456ff8628d7 Thu, 23 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:27:37 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/e7218ae5/flubber-1997-pg- When tasked with creating hyper-ballistic sentient goo, Dr. Dan Flub accidentally delivers too early! Now he must hide his invention until he can secure a grant. In the meantime, he turns to flubber-enhanced basketball to pay the bills.

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]]> Flubber (1997) [PG] no 1 86 #85 –Luca (2021) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/9396405d-d92a-4ef9-b2b6-542bb22466eb Thu, 09 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:39:41 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/9396405d/luca-2021-pg- Sometimes you have mixed feelings about a movie. Listen in as we explore ours regarding this year's Disney film, Luca.

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]]> Luca (2021) [PG] no 1 85 #84 –Wall-E (2008) [G] https://pinecast.com/guid/76fa64be-0e1a-409d-b337-303c81d33cfa Thu, 24 Jun 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:35:53 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/76fa64be/wall-e-2008-g- When Wall-E accidentally stows away, he learns of the state of humanity and Earth. When he crosses paths with the lovely flight attendant bot, Eve, he is thrown on an interstellar journey that won't be soon forgotten!

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]]> Wall-E (2008) [G] no 1 84 #83 –Face-Off (1997) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/23d93e42-69eb-4df2-9bdb-69e3141ef4c9 Thu, 17 Jun 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:30:55 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/23d93e42/face-off-1997-r- John Travolta & Bruce Willis swap faces in this terrifying experimental film. A simple plot makes way for an incredible performance by two stand-out actors who go the extra mile and take time to see through each other's eyes.

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]]> Face-Off (1997) [R] no 1 83 #82 –The Iron Giant (1999) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/11c0e8f7-cc67-4c5d-afd1-70d2743ed8a0 Thu, 10 Jun 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:39:37 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/11c0e8f7/the-iron-giant-1999-pg- Time for the Bots to Battle! Zachary is a hot-shot robo-coach on the fast track to success. When he gets paired with The Iron Giant, he's ready to celebrate even more easy victories - but things get complicated when he finds out the Giant doesn't like killing. Will they be able to learn to work together and battle out of The Pit?

This movie was suggested by our friend Red! Need some art done? Snag a commission from them @redbuddi on Twitter!

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]]> The Iron Giant (1999) [PG] no 1 82 #81 –Cast Away (2000) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/091f100a-dc10-4045-ac51-517e1150c059 Thu, 03 Jun 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:28:38 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/091f100a/cast-away-2000-pg-13- Jo Jo Jo (Tom Hanks) is a billionaire playboy living the high life. During one of his at-sea parties near Paraguay, his yacht suddenly malfunctions. As the sole survivor, he is lucky enough to wash ashore a near by island - and all the dangers it contains.

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]]> Cast Away (2000) [PG-13] no 1 81 #80 –Bolt (2008) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/a1799202-bdd7-4755-92f0-599be645e4a6 Thu, 27 May 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:39:03 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/a1799202/bolt-2008-pg- Can Bolt the Super-dog save his human, Maddie from the evil Dog-catcher Corporation? And can Maddie run an effective smear campaign against that Corporation from her smart phone? Find out, I guess, in Bolt!

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]]> Bolt (2008) [PG] no 1 80 #79 –I, Robot (2004) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/4351fd3e-f028-48c6-b7d1-b17fededeb46 Thu, 20 May 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:38:14 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/4351fd3e/i-robot-2004-pg-13- Rodney has GOT to become friends with this robot! And who wouldn't want to be? I mean a robot/firefighter/counselor? Folks, it doesn't get better than this.

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]]> I, Robot (2004) [PG-13] no 1 79 #78 –A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/8d201919-32e9-4c29-bdf7-c38f892505b6 Thu, 06 May 2021 23:24:54 -0000 00:34:46 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/8d201919/a-kid-in-king-arthur-s-court-1995-pg- 12-year-old Mikey from New York is hurdled back in time to assume the role of King Arthur. With a few tools from the future and some help from new friends, he just might be able to save Camelot and find his way home!

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]]> A Kid in King Arthur's Court (1995) [PG] no 1 78 #77 –A Knight's Tale (2001) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/611e798b-64f9-450e-a0a3-457e6053cc05 Sun, 02 May 2021 18:37:59 -0000 00:34:09 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/611e798b/a-knight-s-tale-2001-pg-13- Nascar? Jousting? A tax dragon? You guess it. We're watching A Knight's Tale. Come along and join the fun!

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]]> A Knight's Tale (2001) [PG-13] no 1 77 #76 –Ocean's Eleven (2001) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/b1a69959-cad4-4acc-9676-f6f2e45d213b Thu, 22 Apr 2021 22:58:10 -0000 00:28:07 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/b1a69959/ocean-s-eleven-2001-pg-13- When all eleven Oceans team up, no casino in Atlantic City is safe from their heisting prowess. But can the team get back what is rightfully Big Papa Ocean's without making too much of a mess? (A breakout performance from Sandra Bullock as "Mellow"!)

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]]> Ocean's Eleven (2001) [PG-13] no 1 76 #75 –Inside Out (2015) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/636cb9a7-fd30-4d3c-b219-9e14d7b54eca Thu, 15 Apr 2021 22:22:45 -0000 00:42:28 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/636cb9a7/inside-out-2015-pg- Teen renegade Charlie has to balance her busy life of playing cello, beating up bullies, and stealing cars - all while starting middle school in a new town! Charlie's emotions must learn how to work together before Anxiety totally wrecks her life.

Huge thanks to the ever-charming to Tim (@Timmerdoodles) for their elevation of this podcast. Consider giving them a follow!

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]]> Inside Out (2015) [PG] no 1 75 #74 –The Neverending Story (1984) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/94b50a90-34ba-46e8-ad99-5f17aa8c0a6e Thu, 08 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:32:58 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/94b50a90/the-neverending-story-1984-pg- When brothers Hank and Chris are transported into a fairy tale world, they must learn to fight if they'll have any chance of getting back home. Through harrowing encounters with the Black Knight, the Flame Queen and even bigger, badder creatures, they will prove their meddle and fight for freedom. But is there truly any escape..?

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]]> The Neverending Story (1984) [PG] no 1 74 #73 –Cats (2019) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/8dde1379-dba5-434d-a538-1e7197c699c0 Thu, 01 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0000 01:01:23 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/8dde1379/cats-2019-pg- Hey fans! It's Amy, here again with my daily movie. Today I'll be watching the movie version of Cats (2019). If that weren't exciting enough, I was able to rustle up some wonderful guests! Huge thanks to John Lasagna (@The_Joseppi) and Laser Jetpack (@EleRay13). Hope you cool cats enjoy the soup. :-)

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]]> Cats (2019) [PG] no 1 73 #72 –Idiocracy (2006) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/0b7b70d9-309f-4104-a1ae-408919505637 Thu, 25 Mar 2021 22:12:42 -0000 00:40:43 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/0b7b70d9/idiocracy-2006-r- Listener Discretion Advised! Idiocracy includes a large amount of adult themes and our conversation touches on those themes. We think it's a worthwhile conversation, but might not be suitable for children!

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]]> Idiocracy (2006) [R] no 1 72 #71 –Up (2009) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/96f74e07-38c8-4f1f-a2d9-71b7fccb57ef Thu, 18 Mar 2021 14:00:00 -0000 00:44:55 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/96f74e07/up-2009-pg- While Ray manages to guess most of Up’s plot correctly, there are still quite a few surprises for him along the way. And both of your hosts were surprised at how emotional this movie was. Enjoy the tears!

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]]> Up (2009) [PG] no 1 71 #70 –Full Metal Jacket (1987) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/c382abbe-b9ac-442f-9444-5eb5c3372955 Thu, 04 Mar 2021 15:00:00 -0000 00:47:26 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/c382abbe/full-metal-jacket-1987-r- Content Warning: Racism, Sexism, Suicide

Full Metal Jacket takes a long, hard, unflinching look at the Vietnam War from the perspective of the U.S. Marine Corps. It covers many difficult topics and as such, this is a difficult podcast episode. If exploring these topics would be too taxing for you, we ask that you please skip this episode and join us again next week. Stay safe, y'all.

Editor's note: The Drill Sergeant isn't really an actor! We found out after recording that the Drill Sergeant is played by an actual an actual trainer from the U.S. Military. Food for thought!

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]]> Full Metal Jacket (1987) [R] no 1 70 #69 –The Truman Show (1998) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/f3b92da7-c372-404e-a97d-8f318443ec9f Thu, 25 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0000 00:48:49 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/f3b92da7/the-truman-show-1998-pg- The Truman Show is not merely an example of Existential Horror, it defines the genre. Marcus Truman's entire life is in actuality a primetime television show, unbeknownst to him. Is he doomed to live this farce for the rest of his days?

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]]> The Truman Show (1998) [PG] no 1 69 #68 –E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/efba06c1-d39f-493c-b252-dac13afcb698 Thu, 18 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0000 00:48:36 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/efba06c1/e-t-the-extra-terrestrial-1982-pg- We're back! And we're going back to our comfort zone with a movie about an alien. Let's bust out the peanut butter candy and watch E.T.

WARNING! He dies.

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]]> E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) [PG] no 1 68 #67 –Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/ebca9118-bcf5-4ba0-a1b6-9457ed521f16 Thu, 17 Sep 2020 18:51:35 -0000 00:51:29 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/ebca9118bcf54ba0/birds-of-prey-and-the-fantabulous-emancipation-of-one-harley-quinn-2020-r- We are joined by the one and only JV Hampton-VanSant for this wonderful episode of Mock Footage. We come together to explore all the wonderful ways of Harley Quinn, Black Canary, and the Birds of Prey.

Find more of JV and their incredible cosplays on Twitter and Instagram @RedBlaqueGolden.

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]]> Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020) [R] no 1 67 #66 –Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/daa5d8d0-7a4a-49cd-9c33-6a2dd75740ee Thu, 03 Sep 2020 19:00:32 -0000 00:45:33 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/daa5d8d07a4a49cd/indiana-jones-and-the-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-2008-pg-13- It was aliens! Indiana Jones and his son, Tommy, must track down the Crystal Skull, an ancient relic gifted to Mayans by aliens. Rival archaeologists are also after the legendary skull - the race is on!

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]]> Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) [PG-13] no 1 66 #65 –Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/87308af4-d78f-4efa-94f1-06eec2ead271 Thu, 27 Aug 2020 17:19:18 -0000 00:39:19 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/87308af4d78f4efa/indiana-jones-and-the-last-crusade-1989-pg-13- Indiana Jones and his estranged father, Ralph, must put aside their differences to track down King Arthur's Round Table. Both of them are assisted - and seduced - by the charming and suspicious Marissa Tortellini. They must use the Round Table to find Excalibur before the Nazis use it to take over the world!

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]]> Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) [PG-13] no 1 65 #64 –Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/267808ec-566f-40be-bf1f-f61ddb1b1543 Thu, 30 Jul 2020 16:18:24 -0000 00:41:21 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/267808ec566f40be/indiana-jones-and-the-temple-of-doom-1984-pg- Content Warning: Racism, Orientalism

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is an atrocious movie for a lot of reasons. This episode isn't a happy one, but we believe that conversations like this one are important to have. If you need to skip this one, we totally understand and hope to see you next time.

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]]> Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) [PG] no 1 64 #63 –Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/35da0dcd-5389-4816-9ad1-6f39b45ff3e0 Fri, 24 Jul 2020 02:53:37 -0000 00:40:53 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/35da0dcd53894816/indiana-jones-and-the-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-1981-pg- Dr. Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford), a museum curator, is known for traveling the globe and collecting rare artifacts for the enlightenment of the masses. When he sets off on a global chase of the legendary Ark of the Covenant, he is joined by a capable fencer named Isabelle. The two of them fight Nazis, hunt down clues, and solve mysteries older than anyone can say.

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]]> Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) [PG] no 1 63 #62 –Batman Forever (1995) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/4c997111-ceb7-4525-86bc-3bca4762f02c Thu, 16 Jul 2020 16:48:50 -0000 00:50:11 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/4c997111ceb74525/batman-forever-1995-pg-13- Batman (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) must defend Gotham from relentless assault by a band of villains. Two-Face, The Riddler, Joker, and Mr. Freeze all come out to play and try to overwhelm the caped crusader. With his only allies being his butler, Alfred, and the morally dubious Catwoman, he's certainly got his work cut out for him!

Huge thanks to the REAL and absolutely irreplaceable Alex Flanigan for joining us! Follow her on Twitter and try giving her own podcasts a listen!

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]]> Batman Forever (1995) [PG-13] no 1 62 #61 –Total Recall (1990) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/18084067-7e82-4261-a11f-97e430b345f1 Thu, 09 Jul 2020 17:24:35 -0000 00:48:59 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/180840677e824261/total-recall-1990-r- When The Company issues a Total Recall on their cybernetic hearts, Marshall Marshall (Arnold Schwarzenegger) knows he must go on the run with his daughter, Hope, before she is killed. They meet some unlikely allies and eventually realize that they can't keep running - they've got to fight. But the question is do they have what it takes to win?

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]]> Total Recall (1990) [R] no 1 61 #60 –Jingle All the Way (1996) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/733d9d51-7973-46e1-81e6-9aa4488db424 Thu, 02 Jul 2020 19:10:52 -0000 00:33:25 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/733d9d51797346e1/jingle-all-the-way-1996-pg- Even though Roger (Arnold Schwarzenegger) loves his son, Niko, very much, he isn't always able to keep his promises. That's why he must get his hands on a Terminator action figure before Christmas Day. But he finds himself racing against the kid from down the street, Bugsy. Who will be able to find the toy in time?

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]]> Jingle All the Way (1996) [PG] no 1 60 #59 –The Terminator (1984) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/8380bd20-f1c6-4fe4-9155-4a103f6c9d1a Thu, 25 Jun 2020 15:06:34 -0000 00:42:00 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/8380bd20f1c64fe4/the-terminator-1984-r- Robots have taken over the distant future. But there is still hope! Sarah Connor (Sigourney Weaver) is sent back in time to protect her ancestor, John Connor once he is targeted by an unstoppable killer robot, known as The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger). The Connors must work together in order to save the hyper-future!

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]]> The Terminator (1984) [R] no 1 59 #58 –Spider-Man (2002) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/fd278a2e-0330-4c1f-905b-4701f458e1f1 Thu, 18 Jun 2020 14:00:00 -0000 00:46:27 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/fd278a2e03304c1f/spider-man-2002-pg-13- When Peter Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider, he is granted a host of new abilities. He must use these powers for good and save New York from threats like Bio-Ware the Lizard Boy. With an all-star cast of Toby Maguire, James Franco, Willem Dafoe, and Tom Cruise, this is one thrilling blockbuster!

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]]> Spider-Man (2002) [PG-13] no 1 58 #57 –The Incredibles (2004) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/95d2b992-9acb-401a-b5e8-a473565f885d Thu, 11 Jun 2020 22:33:56 -0000 00:49:51 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/95d2b9929acb401a/the-incredibles-2004-pg- Something, something... Spy Kids?

More importantly - BLACK LIVES MATTER. If you haven't yet, please try to check out new podcasts that have black creators. Here are some suggestions from Mock Footage!

Wannabe Film Buffs - @FilmBuffsPod - An independent podcast that got off the ground earlier this year! Bad Romance Podcast - @badromancepod - A recent addition to Lunar Light Studio! Who Shot Ya? Podcast - @whoshotyapod - A great show available from Maximum Fun!

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]]> The Incredibles (2004) [PG] no 1 57 #56 –Phantom of the Opera (2004) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/36cc4f0c-7064-496f-b601-b366ae7b47e1 Thu, 28 May 2020 19:09:51 -0000 00:56:19 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/36cc4f0c7064496f/phantom-of-the-opera-2004-pg-13- This story follows a young boy who has lived in the theater ever since he was adopted. But when he lost his parents and his face to a terrible fire, he becomes a monster - The Phantom of the Opera. When he sets his heart on the young beauty, Elizabeth, it sets into motion a terrible chain of events.

Endless gratitude to the incomparable Amy Terry for their company on this episode! Find their art @pixelameart on Twitter and catch their streams on Twitch.

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]]> Phantom of the Opera (2004) [PG-13] no 1 56 #55 –Clue (1985) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/b92d4720-1691-496b-a087-e5ac2a839e20 Thu, 21 May 2020 19:46:19 -0000 00:34:59 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/b92d47201691496b/clue-1985-pg- A group of wealthy strangers with dark secrets are invited to a dinner party at a remote mansion. Things are going smoothly at first, but then somebody commits a murder most foul! Who could it have been? And where in the house? And with what weapon? Time for these folks to get a Clue!

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]]> Clue (1985) [PG] no 1 55 #54 –Aristocats (1970) [G] https://pinecast.com/guid/0ec80eee-173e-4cc6-bb2f-ca659f08a32d Thu, 14 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000 00:36:13 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/0ec80eee173e4cc6/aristocats-1970-g- Duchess is a cat used to the finer things in life - that is, until she is separated from her owner! Luckily, she crosses paths with Thomas O'Malley, an alley cat with a heart of gold. With his help, Duchess and her kittens, Beringer, Lime, and Vanessa, outrun the evil opossum Edgar and make their way back home!

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]]> Aristocats (1970) [G] no 1 54 #53 –Dune (1984) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/4ac7f856-189d-44ec-a0e2-9a3a69a70fc1 Thu, 07 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000 00:52:18 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/4ac7f856189d44ec/dune-1984-pg-13- A group of heroes, led by Sandblaster (Hugh Jackman), explores a vast desert in search of an ancient vehicle, known as the Dunestrider. They must survive the harshest of elements, battle militant groups of anthropomorphic rabbits, and outrun the ever-looming space nuns. Sandblaster, Waternity, The Weatherman, The Iliad, and a cat are struggling for their own futures as well as the future of the known universe.

Huge thanks to friend of the show, Peter, for having this discussion with us! Find him in the LLS fan Discord under the handle, Sbrindle.

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  • "Star Treatment" : Arctic Monkeys
  • "Main Title" : Dune Soundtrack

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]]> Dune (1984) [PG-13] no 1 53 #52 –Alien vs. Predator (2004) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/d8be914e-6574-4fa8-bece-d1d9efcf65b9 Thu, 30 Apr 2020 18:43:31 -0000 00:59:19 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/d8be914e65744fa8/alien-vs-predator-2004-pg-13- Our heroine, Lana, is heads a research team funded by wealthy benefactor, Daniel Lexington. While searching for new types of penguins in Antarctica, they happen upon an ancient pyramid beneath layers of ice. When the dormant beings that lie inside begin to stir, they ignite an all-out war for survival.

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]]> Alien vs. Predator (2004) [PG-13] no 1 52 #51 –Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/84c32951-6929-4585-a66b-04ffb69e2b8e Thu, 23 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000 00:42:10 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/84c3295169294585/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-pg- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are human-sized, pizza-loving, crime-fighting brothers who live in the sewers of New York City. They are led by their friend and mentor, Splinter the Rat. But they'll need help from even more friends, like TV Reporter Lisa Flanigan, if they hope to defeat Splinter's estranged brother and life-long rival, Master Shredder. (Soundtrack provided by The Beastie Boys)

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]]> Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) [PG] no 1 51 #50 –Top Gun (1986) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/52780e55-7260-4ab9-86f9-d68124ea2ce3 Thu, 09 Apr 2020 14:26:55 -0000 00:43:25 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/52780e5572604ab9/top-gun-1986-pg- Marty Butchman (Steven Stallone) has too much dang energy. And what do you do with a problem like that? Channel it into something productive! He joins the air force, but his problem persists. When he's told to join the volleyball team, he finds out he's a natural. But will he be able to stand up to the seasoned pros from the Navy?

Big apologies to Dan Hedaya for incorrectly referring to him as his character in Clueless, Mel Horowitz.

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Danger Zone
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Top Gun (1986) [PG] no 1 50 #49 –The Goonies (1985) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/ee6abe8e-67b5-4742-acf4-dae7a9409054 Thu, 02 Apr 2020 15:24:23 -0000 01:08:07 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/ee6abe8e67b54742/the-goonies-1985-pg- Wilson and his band of Goonies must take back the treehouse! A family of scary gremlins have taken it over and aren't giving it up easily. Will the kids be able to travel to the Muppet World and win the fight?

Huge thanks to the irreplaceable Ronnie Palmieri for joining us! Find him on Twitter: @ronofthemill

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Wilson
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> The Goonies (1985) [PG] no 1 49 #48 –Labyrinth (1986) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/23c9db3d-daef-40e3-ada2-8ad78ce76d1e Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:00:00 -0000 01:05:10 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/23c9db3ddaef40e3/labyrinth-1986-pg- Davidson Bowington (David Bowie) may be the world's greatest magician, but can he pull off the most magical trick of them all? Explore a world of nightmarish gremlins and fantastical locations as Mary Poppins and the Banks children do all they can to rescue the baby stolen in the name of magic.

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  • Introduction: Joe Langlois - @The_Joseppi
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - The Babe
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Labyrinth (1986) [PG] no 1 48 #47 –Alien: Resurrection (1997) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/19f6f328-d048-47d6-ac4f-b0600824cdf2 Thu, 26 Mar 2020 21:20:14 -0000 00:44:58 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/19f6f328d04847d6/alien-resurrection-1997-r- Thousands of years in the future, Ellen Ripley is successfully cloned for the purpose of fighting an army of Aliens. But because she had Alien DNA inside her, she comes back with some new powers. Will she be able to maintain her humanity? Or become the very thing that she's spent lifetimes fighting against?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Predator King
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Alien: Resurrection (1997) [R] no 1 47 #46 –Alien 3 (1992) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/435a7e1c-6ff6-460b-a48c-7aaf64a7a557 Thu, 19 Mar 2020 21:49:08 -0000 00:54:51 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/435a7e1c6ff6460b/alien-3-1992-r- When the Sulaco malfunctions, it is rescued from the merciless vacuum of space by an unknown ally, Sigma. Unfortunately, only Ripley and parts of Bishop survive the crash and they are immediately under assault from a roving band of Junker Bois. However, a far more menacing threat is waiting for the right time to strike. Who will survive this time?

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  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - [A BIT GOES HERE]
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Alien 3 (1992) [R] no 1 46 #45 –Clueless (1995) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/82c510ca-7fd2-48c0-b4d2-59b641136a70 Fri, 13 Mar 2020 01:04:25 -0000 00:39:38 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/82c510ca7fd248c0/clueless-1995-pg-13- When high school prom queen Marcia (Reese Whitherspoon) butts heads with her rival, Martha, she is sent on a journey of self-discovery and growth. It's tough, but she has help from her friends at the school like Portia and Mr. Paul. Meanwhile, romance blossoms as she realizes that she has feeling for her step-brother, David (Paul Rudd). It's a lot to deal with, but she's totally clueless on how to start!

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Bathroom Pass
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Clueless (1995) [PG-13] no 1 45 #44 –The Princess Bride (1987) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/f0ffb904-2b33-4347-971b-ed050958e46a Fri, 06 Mar 2020 03:21:21 -0000 01:05:43 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/f0ffb9042b334347/the-princess-bride-1987-pg- No made-up plot this time. We mostly just have a sit-down with Blue Lennox (@bluespacequeen) and gush about how wonderful this movie is. Please enjoy!

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - The Sixth Finger
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> The Princess Bride (1987) [PG] no 1 44 #43 –The Muppet Movie (1979) [G] https://pinecast.com/guid/23bc7b8b-b0f1-444a-8eab-2f9621d757f0 Fri, 28 Feb 2020 01:29:10 -0000 00:36:06 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/23bc7b8bb0f1444a/the-muppet-movie-1979-g- Percy is a modern boy in a modern world. He has no time for the theatrics or shenanigans of fools and entertainers. But, as fate would have it, it turns out that he is one of those timeless, unknowable creatures referred to only as The Muppets! What will he do once it's revealed that he's part of one the greatest entertainment troupes to ever exist?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Max's Green Hat
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> The Muppet Movie (1979) [G] no 1 43 #42 –Predator 2 (1990) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/1e7499d5-dd8e-46d8-b71d-57c71c4a6df4 Fri, 21 Feb 2020 02:31:17 -0000 00:58:11 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/1e7499d5dd8e46d8/predator-2-1990-r- The Predator aliens have returned to wreak havoc, and this time there are TWO. They have come for revenge, but find themselves against a top-notch tactical squad, led by Duchess (Courteney Cox). How many of them will survive against these bloodthirsty foes?

Next Week: Princess Bride (1987) [PG]

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - R.I.P. Sidney
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Predator 2 (1990) [R] no 1 42 #41 –Predator (1987) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/aec14fc4-995f-4eba-9dff-9479e73a524d Fri, 14 Feb 2020 00:47:40 -0000 00:53:48 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/aec14fc4995f4eba/predator-1987-r- Rosco Moss (Rob Lowe) leads a small, but effective strike team to the newly inhabited EarthColony-09. Their mission: exterminate the alien threat. But will they be hunter? Or will they be hunted?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - ZeroSum
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Predator (1987) [R] no 1 41 #40 –Groundhog Day (1993) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/fa7fa9e3-7180-4916-98ff-95c08829f66b Thu, 06 Feb 2020 23:53:12 -0000 00:50:42 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/fa7fa9e371804916/groundhog-day-1993-pg- A disgruntled news reporter must report on the festivities surrounding Groundhog Day. He may have thought that was bad, but things get so much worse when he wakes up the next morning to find that it's Groundhog Day - again!

Honestly, Ray was able to guess the plot of this movie from cultural context. So instead we talked about the five stages of grief and the Seven Deadly Sins.

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - The Groundhog Wizard
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Groundhog Day (1993) [PG] no 1 40 #39 –Knives Out (2019) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/7d14eb4b-5d1e-48ff-bbc9-2322e86b7aed Thu, 30 Jan 2020 22:45:56 -0000 00:53:38 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/7d14eb4b5d1e48ff/knives-out-2019-r- When the esteemed author, Mr. Cuffington, is mysteriously killed within his estate, no one's sure who to blame. Detective extraordinaire, Grand Blanc (Daniel Craig) arrives on scene to get to the bottom of who killed who. Will he be able to nab the culprit before he is added to the body count?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Knife
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Knives Out (2019) [R] no 1 39 #38 –Aliens (1986) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/2f7d843a-ce3d-46c3-9189-951e8be51042 Sat, 25 Jan 2020 15:58:02 -0000 00:47:16 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/2f7d843ace3d46c3/aliens-1986-r- Ripley and Jones wake up peacefully after the rest of their journey home. However, this peace is quickly broken, as it is revealed that the Xenomorph laid eggs on her escape pod and the Earth Base is quickly infested! A ragtag group of survivors are slowly picked off as they try to fight back against these creatures. How many will survive this time?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Honor Guard
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Aliens (1986) [R] no 1 38 #37 –Alien (1979) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/76e38eb3-29d8-4e4e-8289-fec30046453d Thu, 16 Jan 2020 22:24:08 -0000 00:46:46 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/76e38eb329d84e4e/alien-1979-r- A routine supply run to the First Lunar Colony goes awry when a stowaway is discovered. No one is sure where this alien came from or what its intentions are - at least not until it starts killing. This ship left Earth with seven crew members; how many will survive the journey home?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - The second, smaller mouth
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Alien (1979) [R] no 1 37 #36 –Hoodwinked (2005) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/2b4ef3dc-e0b6-41aa-a82d-ebbd65260237 Thu, 09 Jan 2020 19:06:56 -0000 00:46:16 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/2b4ef3dce0b641aa/hoodwinked-2005-pg- When one of the three little pigs winds up dead, it's up to Officer Wolf to solve the case. He's hot on the trail of Little Red Riding Hood and her Granny when he gets wrapped up in the mystery as well. An instant classic, "Hood"-dunnit! With special guest vocal stylings of Xzibit as the giant lamb!

Thank you for sharing this wonderful journey with us, @ChongoTweet!

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Boingo?
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Hoodwinked (2005) [PG] no 1 36 #35 –Short Circuit (1986) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/1d8225be-b011-4acc-91fd-b452683faec7 Thu, 02 Jan 2020 19:05:21 -0000 00:43:18 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/1d8225beb0114acc/short-circuit-1986-pg- The year is 1995. Humans and robots have come together to live peacefully, but the world is on the brink of collapse as resources run dry. When N.A.T.E. realizes that he can store power and re-activate small generators, he starts his journey to Washington D.C. to begin sharing his gift with the world.

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - R.O.B.O.T.
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Short Circuit (1986) [PG] no 1 35 #34 –Die Hard (1988) R https://pinecast.com/guid/9f8091ed-78dd-4fae-9bde-df27e5224cb1 Thu, 26 Dec 2019 14:52:47 -0000 00:46:09 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/9f8091ed78dd4fae/die-hard-1988-r When Nikolai Klaus (Alan Rickman) kidnaps the children of international super-spy, Barb Wendell (Michelle Pfeiffer), Christmas becomes all about getting her family back together. She is supported by her mild-mannered ex-husband, Alan Cutler (Nicolas Cage) and the two of them fight through swaths of elven-garbed henchmen. Will they be able to clear the airport of Santa's helpers in time and save their kids?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Yippee Ki Yay
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Die Hard (1988) R no 1 34 #33 –Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) [G] https://pinecast.com/guid/12500e1b-17bf-4500-83fa-5572e44daf97 Thu, 19 Dec 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:46:11 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/12500e1b17bf4500/rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-1964-g- Rudolph wants nothing more than to help Santa bring Christmas cheer to world by pulling his sleigh. But because of the bright red nose he was born with, he is ridiculed and cast aside. When a terrible storm threatens to cancel Christmas, Santa must let go of his prejudice and ask for Rudolph's help.

Next Week: Movie (1988) [R]

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  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Squeels
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) [G] no 1 33 #32 –Elf (2003) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/10347f20-a05b-4f00-a316-72f55da9151f Thu, 12 Dec 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:50:37 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/10347f20a05b4f00/elf-2003-pg- When Buddy the Elf is exiled from the North Pole for "Elf Crimes", he travels to New York to reunite with his birth father, Benjamin Buttert. Once there, he befriends another exiled elf, Holly, and they celebrate all the things they have in common. Can Holly, Buddy, and Santa take North Pole back from the greedy elf, Dinko?

Next Week: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) [G]

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  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
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  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Elf (2003) [PG] no 1 32 #31 –The Scarecrow (2000) [G] https://pinecast.com/guid/9bbaa4cd-aa3e-47ca-932e-7ada2a2d87e1 Sat, 07 Dec 2019 01:00:48 -0000 00:51:13 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/9bbaa4cdaa3e47ca/the-scarecrow-2000-g- When a scarecrow wakes up with nothing but a note with the word "Abigail" on it, they set off on their quest to find out who they are. Friends like Beebee, the giant talking mouse help them along the way. Will they be able to undo the dark hex placed upon them?

Next Week: Elf (2003) [PG]

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - [A BIT GOES HERE]
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> The Scarecrow (2000) [G] no 1 31 #30 –Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/74b3694d-7e72-42ce-8661-e7c8fc62f673 Thu, 28 Nov 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:47:43 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/74b3694d7e7242ce/paul-blart-mall-cop-2-2015-pg- This episode inspired by the dark machinations of 'Til Death Do Us Blart. Find them @DeathBlart on Twitter. And on a personal note: I'm very sorry. Happy Gratitude Day.

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - The Finisher
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) [PG] no 1 30 #29 –Men in Black (1997) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/ee900ba5-380f-4ae4-93b4-be9c5b729bd2 Thu, 21 Nov 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:42:07 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/ee900ba5380f4ae4/men-in-black-1997-pg-13- Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones command the screen as the illustrious Men in Black in this gripping adventure. Their organization is tasked with protecting off-world alien refugees and integrating them into Earth society, all while keeping the existence of aliens under wraps. When a sect of radical aliens threaten to expose the identities of all alien residents on Earth, it's up to Agents G and C to track down their base of operations and neutralize the threat.

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Jeebs
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Men in Black (1997) [PG-13] no 1 29 #28 –Babe (1995) [G] https://pinecast.com/guid/ba6a6833-1b54-4bf7-9a0f-91886fc9f0e2 Thu, 14 Nov 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:43:34 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/ba6a68331b544bf7/babe-1995-g- Babe the pig is determined to prove that even if you're really small, you can still be a big help. He spends his days helping with tasks on the farm and providing a warm friendship to young Wilbur, the farmhand. His perseverance and heart of gold are sure to teach all of his farm friends a little lesson.

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - The Bull
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Babe (1995) [G] no 1 28 #27 –Spy Kids (2001) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/e92c7d35-e751-41cb-9d72-5b059ce13e37 Thu, 07 Nov 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:41:23 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/e92c7d35e75141cb/spy-kids-2001-pg- Carmen and Juni have a boring life with boring parents. Or so they thought! When their parents are kidnapped and revealed to be secret agents, they realize that they need to work together and enter the world of spies to save them. Will they be able to foil the plans of the evil mastermind, Dorkus?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - [A BIT GOES HERE]
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Spy Kids (2001) [PG] no 1 27 #26 –Halloween (1978) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/c71088f9-c7b3-4b13-9f18-5b0e1bc6a931 Thu, 31 Oct 2019 13:00:00 -0000 01:00:26 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/c71088f9c7b34b13/halloween-1978-r- "Yeah, baby!" It's time for Mike Myers to take us on a wacky murder tour. After he breaks out of prison, young Michael uses his cybernetic laser eye to terrorize the town. The many attempts to put him down are all met with failure. Will the world ever be safe from his wrath?

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]]> Halloween (1978) [R] no 1 26 #25 –Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/57a20366-e878-4aef-86e2-866ba04b4d39 Fri, 25 Oct 2019 18:06:54 -0000 00:55:24 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/57a20366e8784aef/buffy-the-vampire-slayer-1992-pg-13- Buffy Blood is just like any other college freshman - at least until her Archery professor takes a shine to her. Before she knows, she and her friends are steeped in an eternal conflict with vampires. They must study ancient techniques and train every day to take down these 40 foot tall beasts and keep the world safe!

Next Week: Halloween (1978) [R]

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]]> Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) [PG-13] no 1 25 #24 –Goosebumps (2015) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/11028f9f-345f-4ed5-990e-ee290b2a61ec Fri, 18 Oct 2019 01:55:12 -0000 00:57:05 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/11028f9f345f4ed5/goosebumps-2015-pg- Did you know that you have a skeleton inside you - right now?

Join us as we delve into this fascinating biopic exploring the life of Jack Black, a.k.a. R.L. Stine!

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]]> Goosebumps (2015) [PG] no 1 24 #23 –Beetlejuice (1988) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/4b158201-9c4c-460b-b170-7b6835cf55c1 Thu, 10 Oct 2019 13:00:00 -0000 00:57:54 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/4b1582019c4c460b/beetlejuice-1988-r- Ray has definitely seen this movie before we recorded, and it shows. Here's the plot according to him.

Beetlejuice is a chaos spirit, who was born dead from Motherjuice for the purpose of exterminating pesky humans. He is joined by his friend Ravenjuice, the raven during his wacky haunts. He even swims upward out of a toilet - isn't that wild?

Next Week: Goosebumps (2015) [PG]

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]]> Beetlejuice (1988) [R] no 1 23 #22 –Scream (1996) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/8bb2f692-e388-4521-bc1d-54a9156c2400 Thu, 03 Oct 2019 13:00:00 -0000 00:53:44 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/8bb2f692e3884521/scream-1996-r- While the president is in New York City, he's left his daughter in the care of Laura the babysitter. But when Laura dons the mask of The Scream, she becomes the president's daughter's biggest threat! How many will die and keep the mask wet with blood during The Scream's reign of terror?

Next Week: Beetlejuice (1988) [PG]

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]]> Scream (1996) [R] no 1 22 #21 –Memento (2000) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/36ec08ca-a7c6-4d63-91e1-d638cc0dd9aa Thu, 26 Sep 2019 16:00:00 -0000 00:36:36 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/36ec08caa7c64d63/memento-2000-r- How can you be sure of anything if you can't even trust your own memory? Our protagonist (Ed Norton) wakes up to find his wife has been killed - but he can't remember anything in the last 24 hours. He needs to follow clues and put together the pieces of what happened to solve her murder before the assailant disappears forever.

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - I forget
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Memento (2000) [R] no 1 21 #20 –Speed Racer (2008) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/bd7bc375-c5ad-4c49-ac45-c6c8a5db8bdd Thu, 19 Sep 2019 19:00:00 -0000 00:48:52 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/bd7bc375c5ad4c49/speed-racer-2008-pg- Speed Racer is determined to live up to his father's legacy and become the best race car driver in the world. With the love and support of his mother, Flips, and his best friend, Maverick, he rises through the ranks to challenge the devious Korkskrew. Will this Big Tourney end as tragically as the last or will Speed Racer become the new King of Japan?

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - A tank of piranhas
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Speed Racer (2008) [PG] no 1 20 #19 –Napoleon Dynamite (2004) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/4da58941-51fe-4ef2-84e7-b9259a8be3ce Thu, 12 Sep 2019 19:00:00 -0000 00:45:18 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/4da5894151fe4ef2/napoleon-dynamite-2004-pg- Nate's the awkward kid at school - at least until he is approached by a wild horse, which inspires him to change things. He and his best friend Chris, start making new friends and overcoming their social anxiety. But their newfound confidence will truly be put to the test during the big student body election!

Next Week: Speed Racer (2008) [PG]

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - It's a liger
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Napoleon Dynamite (2004) [PG] no 1 19 #18 –Field of Dreams (1989) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/6cbfbcd9-f451-44ed-a58c-6dc54059d76f Thu, 05 Sep 2019 20:45:19 -0000 00:50:18 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/6cbfbcd9f45144ed/field-of-dreams-1989-pg- Farmer George (Kevin Costner) and his son, Mikey, have as much love and respect for each other as they do for their community and for the game of baseball. When a freak accident leaves George paralyzed from the waist down, Mikey asks for help from the townsfolk. The community rallies together and helps George find a brand new way to contribute - working at the Field of Dreams. This idyllic baseball field acts as the lifeblood of their small Illinois farming town and even occasionally attracts major league teams for exhibition games.

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Baseball Ghost
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Field of Dreams (1989) [PG] no 1 18 #17 –The Sixth Sense (1999) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/7223ca2e-e9c2-4990-95cc-e65f48acadfe Thu, 29 Aug 2019 14:03:27 -0000 00:46:24 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/7223ca2ee9c24990/the-sixth-sense-1999-pg-13- In this episode we confirm that Ray in fact has the sixth sense. My evidence? Dr. Malcom, the child psychologist.

Next Week: Field of Dreams (1989) [PG]

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Not a ghost
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> The Sixth Sense (1999) [PG-13] no 1 17 #16 –Monster's Inc. (2001) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/9a5a33cf-a400-484d-88fa-eb0fbc61d678 Fri, 23 Aug 2019 00:01:25 -0000 00:44:24 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/9a5a33cfa400484d/monster-s-inc-2001-pg- Ray knew the plot of Monster's Inc. before watching it because he played Kingdom Hearts III. He even got spoiled the grisly details of how Randy met his demise by drowning in a vat of paint. The one thing he still doesn't know is if his favorite monster is Mike, Skulliver, or Madame Roz.

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - 23-19
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Monster's Inc. (2001) [PG] no 1 16 #15 –Young Frankenstein (1974) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/f1c8900c-1d55-439f-8399-45b46c0ea2c2 Sat, 17 Aug 2019 02:02:06 -0000 00:46:41 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/f1c8900c1d55439f/young-frankenstein-1974-pg- Young Frankenstein, a musical! We see the early years of Victor Frankenstein as he struggles with the everyday challenges of high school while simultaneously wrestling his fascination with death and dying. Young Vic is on a treacherous descent into madness that will eventually lead to total ruin.

We are joined this week by the incredible and inspiring Sarah Zedig. Follow them on Twitter and Subscribe to them on Youtube!

Twitter: @hmsnofun YouTube: let's talk about stuff.

Next Week: Monster's Inc. (2001) [G]

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Hans Delbruck
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Young Frankenstein (1974) [PG] no 1 15 #14 –The Lion King (2019) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/db04a352-8d21-4f0b-8f0e-9bcff15e068c Thu, 08 Aug 2019 18:39:29 -0000 00:39:50 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/db04a3528d214f0b/the-lion-king-2019-pg- Change inherently comes with both Good & Bad. Joe and Ray are here to figure out what works about the New King and what aspects are better left to the Old King.

Also, Joe is foolish and consistently refers to Donald Glover as Danny Glover through out the episode. Sorry, Donald!

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - An Actual Lion
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> The Lion King (2019) [PG] no 1 14 #13 –Pulp Fiction (1994) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/39856537-1402-49ba-b098-1fdcc308a6aa Thu, 01 Aug 2019 13:00:00 -0000 00:40:59 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/39856537140249ba/pulp-fiction-1994-r- Detective Mick (Samuel L. Jackson) has to solve the sudden murder of his partner, Heisner (John Travolta). He reluctantly accepts the assistance of a slightly unhinged assassin, Red Riding Hood (Jennifer Hale). She is a cartoon; there are cartoons in this movie.

Next Week: The Lion King (2019) [PG]

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Papa Bear
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Pulp Fiction (1994) [R] no 1 13 #12 –Zathura (2005) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/1a1611ae-1040-48ff-8144-d2d06b71f380 Fri, 26 Jul 2019 02:35:53 -0000 00:51:03 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/1a1611ae104048ff/zathura-2005-pg- Judy and Peter mostly keep to themselves. But their babysitter, Sarah, decides to push them out of their comfort zone by asking them to play Zathura - which sends them to space! Will they be able to survive this board game space adventure?

Next Week: Pulp Fiction (1994) [R]

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Known Zorgon
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Zathura (2005) [PG] no 1 12 #11 –Jumanji (1995) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/9bb3a2a6-b4c2-470e-a67c-bb68eace21c6 Fri, 19 Jul 2019 23:56:52 -0000 00:45:46 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/9bb3a2a6b4c2470e/jumanji-1995-pg- A boy in New England finds a board game and plays it with his best friend, Susan. The game makes a snake appear before the boy is sent to the jungle, earning him the name Jungle Boy. A decade or two later, siblings Jodi and Sarah help them finish the game, which has unforeseen consequences.

Next Week: Zathura (2005) [PG]

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Jungle Boy
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Jumanji (1995) [PG] no 1 11 #10 –The Perfection (2018) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/6748b48d-3962-4496-8749-15bbb6c733a5 Thu, 11 Jul 2019 13:00:00 -0000 00:47:26 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/6748b48d39624496/the-perfection-2018-r- Lizzie and Perfection are two girlfriends living at The Academy where they can hone their special gifts. Strange things begin occurring as none of the students have a perfect grasp on what they are even capable of. When people start dying, the dynamic duo begins to search for answers - before it's too late.

Next Week: Jumanji (1995) [PG]

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Roadhog Fan
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> The Perfection (2018) [R] no 1 10 #9 –Independence Day (1996) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/b2dcf1a8-07e9-4756-bb84-34b8483b30e2 Thu, 04 Jul 2019 13:00:00 -0000 00:47:23 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/b2dcf1a807e94756/independence-day-1996-pg-13- Aliens are welcomed to Earth for a pizza party on the 4th of July. But, oh no! Pizza cheese makes their bio-ships go feral and mayhem ensues. Tommy Lee Jones is tragically killed, but Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum are able to destroy the mother ship before its damage become catastrophic. The real villain of the movie is cheese.

Next Week: The Perfection (2018) [R]

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Freedom Friend
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Independence Day (1996) [PG-13] no 1 9 #8 –Remember the Titans (2000) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/223908d3-6a80-4b5b-8404-421afe196831 Thu, 27 Jun 2019 13:00:00 -0000 00:34:43 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/223908d36a804b5b/remember-the-titans-2000-pg- Sandra Bullock's no-nonsense coaching helps a high school football team in the suburbs overcome their racial prejudices and grow as a unit. They fight hard to tear down their own internal barriers and are able to rise to new heights as athletes because of it. Also, they go to Gettysburg and nothing happens.

Next Week: Independence Day (1996) [PG-13]

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - Giraffic Designer Pal
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Remember the Titans (2000) [PG] no 1 8 #7 –Ghostbusters (1984) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/0c177520-defc-4604-92ed-3a3ab969d184 Thu, 20 Jun 2019 13:00:00 -0000 00:45:13 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/0c177520defc4604/ghostbusters-1984-pg- Bill Murray and the Ghostbusters fight back against invading ghosties in this wacky adventure which serves as a surprisingly topical allegory for immigration policies in the United States. Dan Aykroyd spooks us as the terrible governor ghost-king. Sijourney Weaver is possessed and floats in the air, but there is more to her character than just the love interest.

Slimer dies.

Next Week: Remember the Titans (2000) [PG]

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - A cat lover
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Ghostbusters (1984) [PG] no 1 7 #6 –The Room (2003) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/6de3aec9-e518-4b59-9cb1-22ef7686a602 Thu, 13 Jun 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:40:01 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/6de3aec9e5184b59/the-room-2003-r- Brad is an office worker in New York and he is very successful in his career. But the love of his life, Gina, is slipping away into the arms of his best friend, Mark. Does Brad have enough room in his heart to enter an open relationship?

Next Week: Ghostbusters (1984) [PG]

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  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - A gamer
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> The Room (2003) [R] no 1 6 #5 –Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) [R] https://pinecast.com/guid/12cd6621-243a-49f3-94e5-3eb02897efcf Fri, 07 Jun 2019 00:54:52 -0000 00:51:46 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/12cd6621243a49f3/mad-max-fury-road-2015-r- Mad Max: Fury Road is a stunning action movie that takes place in the Apocalyptic Racelands. Tina Turner commands the screen as the titular Mad Max until she hosts a grand prix fight for the coveted title of the Mad Max. As we all know, "Hell hath no fury like a Mad Max."

Joe and Ray are joined this week by the incomparable Andy Randolph (@randolphandrewp). You can find them on instagram under warden_cosplay.

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - [A BIT GOES HERE]
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) [R] no 1 5 #4 –Back to the Future (1985) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/17683b44-7bcd-45d9-b1f4-e89efb152bfa Thu, 30 May 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:43:10 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/17683b447bcd45d9/back-to-the-future-1985-pg- Marty McFly struggles with daily life in high school while he is bullied by Butch Raddington and his jock posse. Through happenstance, he befriends Mr. Doc Brown and the both of them are sent back in time. Lips touch between Marty and his past mom, Mary.

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - email@email.email
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Back to the Future (1985) [PG] no 1 4 #3 –Jurassic Park (1993) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/5cf7aa49-db53-4e8d-8bd4-f68a229caf6e Thu, 23 May 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:35:58 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/5cf7aa49db534e8d/jurassic-park-1993-pg-13- Jurassic Park follows a group a Scientists, Researchers, & Visitors (SRV's) exploring an island inhabited by genetically reconstructed dinosaurs. Their trip runs afoul and the group races back to the safety of the research facility as they are picked off by these prehistoric beasts. A scientist yells at some children because they're dumb and don't know science or dinosaurs.

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: A lovely kitten
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Jurassic Park (1993) [PG-13] no 1 3 #2 –Black Panther (2018) [PG-13] https://pinecast.com/guid/77382037-3da4-40f1-9cc1-02f30f1370b2 Thu, 16 May 2019 14:00:00 -0000 00:35:04 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/773820373da440f1/black-panther-2018-pg-13- This film takes place in the ficitional Wakanda, where the titular Black Panther eats a flower and becomes a superhero. His uncle/papa/brother is denied the throne and wants to destroy Wakanda. Danai Gurira wigs out at the opera.

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: Friend of the show - [unknown_value]
  • Intro: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
  • Outro: “Hat of Serenity” by Chongo - @ChongoTweet
]]> Black Panther (2018) [PG-13] no 1 2 #1 –It's a Wonderful Life (1946) [PG] https://pinecast.com/guid/55cc0d68-6a04-476c-a303-deb45525f361 Thu, 09 May 2019 16:00:00 -0000 00:33:29 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/55cc0d686a04476c/it-s-a-wonderful-life-1946-pg- This classic family film chronicles the struggles of a single father in The Windy City. Judy Garland sings a stunning rendition of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." James Stewart delivers an unmemorable performance as Santa.

Artist Information

  • Introduction: Hayley Rose - @Haystews
  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Logo: A friend
  • Music: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
]]> It's a Wonderful Life (1946) [PG] no 1 1 Welcome to Mock Footage! https://pinecast.com/guid/47c2df6f-e8ac-409e-bf0d-96bf862b8c00 Fri, 11 Jun 1993 23:20:00 -0000 00:01:39 https://mock-footage.pinecast.co/episode/47c2df6fe8ac409e/welcome-to-mock-footage- Top Gun is a Sports Drama featuring the Tennessee Top Gun, a nationally ranked volleyball team. Mock Footage is a podcast about how Top Gun is none of those things.

Artist Information

  • Art: Ross Gerson - @ross_gerson
  • Music: “Good Bye” by Dee Yan-Key (License - CC BY 4.0)
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