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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost </p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Chris deleted the podcast app</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2021 05:00:48 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:26:22</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Growing hair</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2021 05:00:28 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:03</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2020 05:00:50 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Merry Christmas from your favorite Never Offline crew!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 05:00:55 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:21</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Christmas mostly. </p>
<p>Brad -  @BradJost on Twitter
Chris  -  @chrisvuono on Instagram</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<itunes:season>2</itunes:season>
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<item><title>Going at it at 2:30 in the morning.</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 05:00:46 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:29:41</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Never Offline was offline for a while, but WE'RE BACK!!</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.</p>
<p>Brad - @BradJost on Twitter
Chris - @chrisvuono on Instagram</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Deodorant</title>
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<itunes:duration>00:15:10</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Dec 2019 05:00:59 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:55</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Cold Brews Make Me See Color</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Dec 2019 05:00:08 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:13:16</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Happy Thanksgiving!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2019 05:00:58 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:24</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Thanksgiving.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Nov 2019 05:00:13 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:16:34</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about tunnels. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Don't Die From Daylight Savings</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2019 05:00:34 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:08</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Lo-Fi Beat Off</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Nov 2019 05:00:04 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:15:48</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/bcc15e18bf4a4c66/lo-fi-beat-off</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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<item><title>Ben Affleck</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2019 16:15:51 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:16:04</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/819923f090504993/ben-affleck</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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<item><title>Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin' Bustin'</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:46</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/16f0feae766249ff/bustin-bustin-bustin-bustin-bustin-bustin-bustin-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Bustin'. GHOSTBUSTERS!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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<item><title>The Dentist</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Oct 2019 04:58:57 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:13</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/2db028dbbafd4e37/the-dentist</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Trending Topics</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Oct 2019 04:00:03 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:15:14</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/949d5bcdd746479c/trending-topics</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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<item><title>We've Got An Announcement</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2019 04:00:45 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:14:07</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/68b3e9c3c92a4b21/we-ve-got-an-announcement</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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<item><title>Favorite Film Cars</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2019 04:00:38 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:26:27</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/84b81c1583c843ab/favorite-film-cars</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about our favorite film cars. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
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<item><title>Slurpage</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2019 04:00:30 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:13</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/ffbcdcac49d2453d/slurpage</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Disney+</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2019 04:00:58 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:57</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/5454e2538e0240ea/disney-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the upcoming streaming service Disney+.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Technology</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:08</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/a44c0f48679d4966/technology</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about needing the latest technology. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Catching Up With Brad</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:44</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/5985329eea054a4f/catching-up-with-brad</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Catching Up With Chris</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2019 21:00:28 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:29</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/dfb41c2956be4505/catching-up-with-chris</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Straanngggeee Thhhinnngss That Humans Buy (Part 2)</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:21</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/b78ed0da300c4df7/straanngggeee-thhhinnngss-that-humans-buy-part-2-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about strange shit that people buy.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Think Those Thoughts</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:47</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/bdaa3fc3aafb4e90/think-those-thoughts</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode.....honestly I have no idea what's in this episode. It was recorded in May.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Top 90's Movies</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2019 04:00:07 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:44</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/fd089fb948c34b50/top-90-s-movies</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about their favorite 90's movies. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>Ha Haaaaa Ha Ha Ha</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jul 2019 04:00:38 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:02</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/f49bcf653f2e4072/ha-haaaaa-ha-ha-ha</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item><title>I've Evolved</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2019 11:24:32 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:56</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/42659d77b7114114/i-ve-evolved</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Hot Tip</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2019 10:48:15 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:16:39</itunes:duration>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ya Read?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jun 2019 04:01:54 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:24</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/afc3b519ee124ff2/ya-read-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about reading. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>It's Been A While</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2019 10:34:39 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:02</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/45a1b21e8b054866/it-s-been-a-while</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>A Few Of Chris' Favorite Things (Part 2)</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2019 04:00:44 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:26:35</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk some favorite things. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>A Few Of Chris' Favorite Things (Part 1)</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 28 May 2019 04:38:55 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:59</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about some favorite things. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Xbox Is Broken</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2019 22:26:04 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:54</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/12bf96d066b84cac/xbox-is-broken</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about something. Probably Xbox, because that's what I titled the episode. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Mortal Kombat</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2019 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:29</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Facebook Is Dead</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2019 04:26:20 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:27</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/87294aea18f04c51/facebook-is-dead</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>I'll Take A Venti</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 01:21:23 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:37</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Pizzer</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2019 04:32:03 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:41</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/e437e8fddb344b1e/pizzer</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We're Experts</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2019 10:50:50 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:47</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about the show Married At First Sight. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Hey Jack, Ya Want Coffee?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2019 04:53:17 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:58</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/a959dc7b79cc4bd8/hey-jack-ya-want-coffee-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Grandpa Is An Asshole</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2019 04:00:34 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:28:42</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris act... We are real, professional actors. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>You Called, We Answered - We're Going On Tour!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2019 10:52:09 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:04</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We Are Great At Improv, Obviously.</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2019 11:03:11 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:00</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Improv. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ring A Ding</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2019 04:00:18 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:26:00</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about being secure. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Not Another YouTube Episode</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2019 04:00:17 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:04</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about YouTube again.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Unda Da Sheets</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Mar 2019 04:38:02 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:54</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about sheets. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>BuzzFeed Quiz Part 1</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Mar 2019 05:00:20 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:26</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/ffe5379fc72349aa/buzzfeed-quiz-part-1</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris take a few BuzzFeed quizzes. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ya Like Musicals?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2019 05:00:07 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:27</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/ac0bc7a920f04238/ya-like-musicals-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about musicals. Will they love them, or hate them... stay tuned to find out.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We're At The F*ck Of 2019</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:40</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about 2019 goals, months into 2019. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Throw Home</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2019 05:00:43 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:54</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris play baseball. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>I've Got A Question... About YouTube</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2019 05:00:13 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:49</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about YouTube and Eminem again.   </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Tony Hawk's Pro Skater</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2019 06:10:33 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:37</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk while playing ony Hawk's Pro Skater. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>NBA In The Zone '99</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2019 05:02:45 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:21</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk and play some B-Ball. That's it. Well, that's too much actually.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Drilling Faces</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2019 18:23:32 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:50</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/84a33aa12b83456e/drilling-faces</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>NFL Sucks</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2019 05:00:14 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:08</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the NFL and why Brad doesn't like it. Sorry in advance to anyone who likes the NFL.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Jury Duty</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2019 05:00:50 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:52</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about having to go to Jury Duty. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>GPS, Take Me That Mooshy Way!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2019 05:00:39 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:00</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about GPS systems not working well. Thrilling, I know.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2019 05:00:38 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:06</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris finally do the ASMR epiode that no one ever asked for! Turn up that volume.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Why So Angry?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2019 05:00:09 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:38</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about anger issues. How do we stop them?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Spelling Bee</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2019 05:00:53 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:11</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris challenge each other to a Spelling Bee! Can you spell? We can't.   </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Exposed</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Be All That You Can Be</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jan 2019 05:00:33 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:48</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>How Well Does Eminem Tip?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2019 05:00:46 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:29</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about something not relevant whatsoever I'm sure. </p>
<p>I'm sure there are references to New Years or something and that's ol news by now. Sorry about that. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Merry (After) Christmas</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2019 05:00:31 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:35</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/907e7cafaac540bc/merry-after-christmas</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk yet again about Christmas. </p>
<p>Wow... incredibly sorry that it's now weeks after Christmas. Whatever, ya know?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>MeUndies For Christmas</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2019 05:00:33 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:32</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/ddee191aeff2466f/meundies-for-christmas</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Christmas coming up I believe. It's all very confusing now that it's after Christmas. Oh well. </p>
<p>Sorry, this episode was supposed to come out prior to Christmas. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Afterlife</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2019 05:00:36 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:16</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the afterlife... nothing to do with New Years.... </p>
<p>Sorry for not releasing this next batch of episodes sooner and on time. My bad. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Sad Ya Up Day</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 05:00:03 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:31</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about things being sad. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>YouTube Episode Presented By Tide</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2018 05:00:48 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:20</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about YouTube. For the first time ever... probably...</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Come Glide With Me</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2018 05:00:28 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:34</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/7399f73509654e07/come-glide-with-me</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about some risky shit...</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>So White</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2018 05:00:36 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:16:45</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the whitest and most annoying things you could say. We say the all and annoy ourselves. Honestly, we are the worst. Honestly. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Titanic II</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2018 05:00:57 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:34</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Titanic II. It's for real. A real sequel ship to the original. Would you take the voyage?  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>It's Tuesday!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2018 05:00:02 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:07</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/614e07e93f164d89/it-s-tuesday-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>All Saints Day</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2018 04:00:19 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:34</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/fd0ee0d4d0534966/all-saints-day</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Religion and some other stuff. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Pat Lee Loves The Podcast</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2018 04:00:44 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:29:58</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/8d4f416631924406/pat-lee-loves-the-podcast</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Halloween... I think.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We're Lovin' It!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2018 05:52:37 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:37</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/7815e966265b4e85/we-re-lovin-it-</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Kelli talk about fast food. Chris has disappeared into thin air. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Chokin' On Cough Drops</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2018 04:20:43 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:34</itunes:duration>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Cereal Podcast: What Happened To The Salads?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2018 04:00:02 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We Smell Fresh AF</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2018 04:00:56 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad, Chris and Kelli wonder if they smell. Hint... Chris and Kelli absolutely do.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>It's Weird To Be Brad</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2018 04:00:35 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about unpopular opinions. Spoilers... Only Brad has them.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Chris Is A Private Person</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2018 04:00:45 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:26:24</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad and Kelli talk about Chris. Yep. This has to be the worst topic.   </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Kelli Is Joining Nitro Circus</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Oct 2018 04:00:42 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:51</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about Fears. Death... it consumes all.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Shemademecombmyowndamnhair</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2018 04:00:50 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:58</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about haircuts. Probably the most intriguing topic to podcast about.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>WE GOT AUTUMN, WE GOT FALL!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2018 04:00:38 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:47</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about Fall and the rest of the Seasons. Who the hell named these Seasons? </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>I Don't Know What To Title This</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2018 11:15:10 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad, Kelli &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Chattin' With My Boyfriend </title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2018 04:00:24 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:12</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We're LIVE!!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2018 04:00:10 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:57</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Just Chattin'</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2018 04:00:28 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:23</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We're In The Cupboard</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Sep 2018 04:00:56 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:03</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Brad Benson Re-Erects This Podcast</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2018 04:00:31 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:27</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk. That's it.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2018 04:00:48 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:41</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris kick off Season 5 of the podcast!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Promoting In The Woods</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2018 05:45:10 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:04:11</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk in the woods. Mostly about Josh and his new podcast. Check it out here: <a href="https://welldagum.pinecast.co/" rel="nofollow">https://welldagum.pinecast.co/</a> </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2018 04:00:22 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Brad &amp; Chris talkWelcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about Summerin' weathren. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Listen, You Wouldn't Buy A New House?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2018 04:00:55 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:16</itunes:duration>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Thanks Steve</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jul 2018 04:00:50 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:32</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about a randomly generated topic!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Kelli Is Going To Be Fine</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2018 04:00:15 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:37</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/bd7888ceb5aa4393/kelli-is-going-to-be-fine</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about the internet stopping. Would you be ok?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ch'werin'?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jul 2018 05:49:36 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:04</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about more weird ass clothes. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Quenchins</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2018 04:41:46 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:49</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/c69d99bd1f4042eb/quenchins</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli discuss quenchins. You got that right!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Y'Got Dop?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2018 04:00:26 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:01</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about lookalikes. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Are You Morman Moranly?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2018 04:00:43 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:26</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about whether or not we are good handy-men. Hint.... we're not. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Come On Johnny, Let's Go Ice Skating!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jun 2018 04:00:58 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:17</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli talk about weird shit you can buy!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Your Grandmother Shrek Is Really Weird</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2018 02:19:28 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli play What'd Ya Say?!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Hey Hill, Ya Like Outbreaks?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2018 04:00:37 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about false alarms and zombie outbreaks. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Always Tired</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2018 13:08:55 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:37</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about Post Malone. Seriously. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Cooking With Rick!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2018 04:38:08 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:11</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad, Chris and Kelli are joined by just Rick to talk about cooking food.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Rick's Driving School</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2018 13:52:02 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:27:56</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Kelli talk talk to Rick about driving! Chris is not in this episode.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Anuschka Handbags</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2018 04:00:07 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:11</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris are joined by Kelli to talk about home shopping networks. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod | @wanderlovepress</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We Saw Solo: A Star Wars Story!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 May 2018 04:00:51 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris are joined by Kelli to talk about their thoughts on Solo: A Star Wars Story after finally seeing the movie!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod | @wanderlovepress</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Solo: A Star Wars Story</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2018 04:00:33 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about our thoughts before seeing Solo: A Star Wars Story. We still aren't sure. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
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<item><title>Ya Write?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2018 04:00:51 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:01</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about writing. Boring, old, writing.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Hotel Hell</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2018 17:15:01 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:52</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk abou hotels and germs.. . yep.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Lions Eat Cheetahs</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2018 04:00:43 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:45</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about bein' animals... for real.... this is not a joke.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Whatever</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2018 04:00:35 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:13</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hBrad &amp; Chris talk about weath... whatever. Eff these two. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Blesshu</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2018 04:00:53 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:05</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/bf9424fbea1e45cc/blesshu</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about sneezing. We may have done this already... maybe...</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Red or Blue?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2018 04:00:25 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:09</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about our driving preferences. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Adventures of Supermin &amp; Spidermin</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2018 04:00:33 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:00</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Avengers Infinity War This Is Not</itunes:subtitle>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about super powers. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Hoodie Hoo</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2018 04:00:54 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:46</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about even more absurd days and who the hell is coming up with them. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>I Don't Trust Stan Lee</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2018 04:00:28 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:04</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about untrustworthy people. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Where Grown Up Girls &amp; Boys Screw Up The Topic</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2018 04:00:31 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:00</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about slogans.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ready Player One Spoilers</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2018 04:00:57 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:20</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about SPOILERS FOR READY PLAYER ONE!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ten Minute Fruit</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2018 04:00:59 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:42</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris give a story from behind the scenes of podcast and for some reason switch topics to fruit. Somehow this is a podcast. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Episode 100</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2018 04:00:09 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:31:18</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris look back on 100 episodes of Never Offline. Hint: It's god awful. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ghost Writer</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2018 04:00:53 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:37</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about... well... I don't know... I honesly have no idea why this episode is titled 'Ghost Writer'. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Be Chill Arnold</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2018 04:00:11 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:29:53</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about being parents. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Breadinaire</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2018 04:00:21 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about making bread. Yep. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Email Deals</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2018 04:00:45 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:14</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about buying cars. Thrilling. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Whatchya Thoughts On Changin' Pockets?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2018 04:00:58 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:20</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about walking around with change in your pockets. Do you do it?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>I Don't Clip Nails In My Story</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2018 04:00:31 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:41</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about nail clippin' and other inconsiderate shit... again. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Dis-F*cking-Sperse</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2018 05:00:23 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:18</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about inconsiderate shit. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We're Back and Talkin' Close!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2018 05:00:55 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:56</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about close talkers and loud talkers... You know any?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>I Ain't Gonna Break No Mirrors</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2018 05:00:03 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:47</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about Superstitions. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Valentine's Day</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Feb 2018 05:00:06 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:14</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about Valentine's Day.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>2018 Winter Olympics</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2018 02:53:34 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:12</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/09ef6188d44841ee/2018-winter-olympics</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about our love for the Olympics... especially winter!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Peak Advice... Use Lotion</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2018 05:00:48 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:27</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about lotion.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Another Music Episode</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2018 05:00:35 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:18:36</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about what makes us stop listening to certain music. It's so damn boring. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Water Your Thoughts On Making Plans?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2018 05:00:04 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:13</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about how terrible Chris is at making plans. No one is worse. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Hardcore Teeth</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2018 05:00:24 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about teeth and the dentist. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2018 18:10:45 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:41</itunes:duration>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Our Expectations For Zac Efron Are High, They're Very High</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jan 2018 05:00:06 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Oh F*ck, They're Talking About Chores Again</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jan 2018 05:00:43 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Robes</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2018 05:00:04 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Kelli Got Quenchins</title>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Sleep Sockin' With The Family</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2018 17:58:04 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Hija'Cuja</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2018 05:00:36 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about.... wait... I'm not even sure. But certainly Hija'Cuja</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ending 2017 With Our Worst Episode Yet</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2017 05:00:18 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about absolutely loving New Years Eve. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>It's Obviously The Day After Christmas</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2017 05:00:59 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:35</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris sing some Christmas Carols and talk about Christmas traditions new &amp; old!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>I'm Going Slippin' Slidin', Bye Mike!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2017 05:00:59 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:28:22</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about transportation for 90's kids. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Googs &amp; Nip In The Morning!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2017 05:00:10 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris become radio personalities! Don't miss Googs &amp; The Nip In The Morning!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Last Jedi</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2017 05:00:18 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:28:38</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about Star Wars: The Last Jedi &amp; More!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Stroker &amp; Tearhole Jerker</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2017 11:54:09 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:28:17</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about wrestling and attempt to come up with our own wrestling names. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Lil' Bit Of Backstory</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2017 05:00:07 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:53</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris give some BTS.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Showerin', Crackin', Toastin'</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Dec 2017 05:00:39 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about showerin' in the morning, crackin' bones and toastin' bagels. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>What's Going On Tyrese?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2017 05:00:34 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:42</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about Tyrese Gibson's Instagram, Facebook, getting jobs from Steven Spielberg and so much more!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Bees Be Stingin'</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2017 15:49:26 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:58</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about our experiences with Bee stings!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Sushi Turkey</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2017 05:00:51 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:06</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris thank our 14 listeners and also talk about Thanksgiving for a few! </p>
<p>HAPPY THANKSGIVING!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Willy's Real Rear Wheel</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2017 05:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:34</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk tongue twisters. We are good at wrods.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Offline Rewind: Willy Wonka &amp; the Charlie Factory</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:01:18 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:01</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris are taking the week off, so we're going replay one of our favorite episodes from the past 65 episodes. This one is all about mouth noises and maybe even a little bit about yanwing, the shoe house lady and Willy Wonka. This episode is brought to you by <a href="http://zillow.com" rel="nofollow">zillow.com</a> and Subway!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Offline Rewind: We're Sorry</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2017 13:57:21 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:46</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris are taking the week off, so we're going replay one of our favorite episodes from the past 65 episodes. Again, we're sorry you have to listen to this one again. </p>
<p>Originally aired 8/3/17</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Screenz</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 09 Nov 2017 05:00:59 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:27</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about how screenz rule our lives. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Step One - Don't Wear Sunglasses Inside</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2017 05:00:51 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>I'm A Cool Mid Aged Kid Now, Mr. Bill Teen!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2017 04:00:51 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
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<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Halloween Panini</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 31 Oct 2017 04:00:50 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:43</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about the best time of the year, Halloween!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ghost Hunting With Dale</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:16</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Chris talks about Ghost Hunting with our guest Dale. He has some great insight into the Paranormal!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>G'S'Morning</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 Oct 2017 04:36:26 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:26:36</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about a bit of cleaning OCD. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Get Bafundled!</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2017 04:00:43 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:22</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about SPORTS.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Teflon Marcus Is Going To Miss AIM</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:45</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about AIM dying in front of our eyes. It's sad.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Dumb Things Humans Buy (Part 1)</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:27</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about some of the dumbest items the internet holds for humans to buy. What a joke. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Good Quals</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:58</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about old cell phones.... probably boring AF, but whatever. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Givin' Peak Advice</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:31</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk with our buddy Josh and his friend Zach about Peaks. Riveting. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ghost Legs</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:59</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about ghost legs with Just Rick!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Tournament of Bands</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:35:37</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about our favorite bands and break them down in a tournament. It's different than our usual garbage, but whatever...</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>S'Enthused About Sneezing</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2017 04:41:05 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:29</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris talk about sneezing... That's what we've become, a show about sneezing. Thanks Chris.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Worst of Chris &amp; Brad (Part 2)</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:13:54</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad &amp; Chris flash back to 2008 with their original podcast... You thought Never Offline was garbage - just wait.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Worst of Chris &amp; Brad (Part 1)</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:24</itunes:duration>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>This Episode Is Brought To You By Ken Ryu</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:32:17</itunes:duration>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We Bought Will Sasso's House</title>
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<itunes:duration>00:23:40</itunes:duration>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Human Dongle With The BOOM BOOM (Part 2)</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:27:41</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris release our second installment in the ongoing 'Human Dongle' series. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>S'4 Yown Good</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:24</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about lying to children. Straight up. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Tom Cruise Is Here To Get Me</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:31</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the future and the consequences of technology. Is it advancing too much for our own good?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>How Do They Make Paper?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:30</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about paper....yep.... absolutely just an episode about paper. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Are We A**holes? </title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>YES!</itunes:subtitle>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about whether or not we are A-holes. Well the answer is yes if you didn't already figure it out. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>What Makes Someone A Dead Fish?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 22 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:21:11</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about handshakes. Are you a dead fish?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Get To Know Chris Day</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:28</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad small talks the hell out of the other guy, Chris. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>M'Barassing Accents</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 15 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:03</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris perform some absolutely effing terrible accents with the intent on making your ears bleed. Enjoy! </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Michael Phelps vs Alien Shark</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:10</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about shark week and specifically how racing a shark has tarnished Michael Phelps Olympic career. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Homesick For Bob Barker</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 08 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:27:09</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about game shows that we loved as kids. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>We're Sorry</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:46</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about wasting time. Your time, our time, everyone's time... it's all a huge waste, so we're sorry. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Rondo Hea'</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:14:14</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Brad sits down with an intrusive guest named Rondo. He literally just showed up, an apparent big time director... Never heard of him. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Stamp Boy Stops By</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:58</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, Chris talks about stamps with a friend of the podcasts son, Stamp Boy. Who is this kid? </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Marty! Put Your Le Pants On!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:26</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about who the eff knows... Rick stops by again and I'm pretty sure we completely ignored his topic. Sorry Rick. Follow him @thatbiguy3000 </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Zombie Acockalypse</title>
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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Pumpyup</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:54</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about dumb phrases! We'll get you pumped up and certainly annoyed AF!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Not Another Bagel Episode</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:24</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about what is so appetizing about eating contests.... hmmm.... nothing... #GOHOME Joey Chestnut.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>My Status Is Tight Tight</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:17:14</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the old days...again.... this time discussing what it was like to have summers off.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Just Lowesin' Around</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2017 10:42:19 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:42</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about reflecting on the passed. Brad hates it, Chris doesn't.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Eat Couch, Live Hard with Rick</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2017 23:45:52 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>PIZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>One Letter, Four Words... Wait</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jun 2017 10:39:21 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:54</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about airplane tips. Use our tips to become better people. Also, hotwire the ferris wheel if at all possible. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>D'Sean D'Jon Loves Bagels</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jun 2017 10:57:18 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the Googs being a DJ and uh Bagels. Yep Bagels. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Immerse Me In Avatarville</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:38</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about being immersed by films, games and television. Do you get lost in the sh*t?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Russians Are Watching My Meatloaf</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jun 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:06</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the constant feeling of being watched. Do you always feel like someone is watching you? </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>The Rough Life</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:22</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about escaping into the wilderness and completely failing at it.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>R'Rotin's Gettin' My B'Coin</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2017 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:25:03</itunes:duration>
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<p>Thanks to Alex Heim for the topic suggestion this week!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Burt Russel, Lonnie Kravitz, &amp; Kurt Reynolds Wear Weird Sh*t</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about dumb clothes for dudes. Wow, this episode makes us angry. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Get WHACKED!</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about drinking alcohol, or more approriately known as getting WHACKED!...right... right guys?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Human Dongle With The BOOM BOOM</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>What Are Words?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 May 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts BBrad &amp; Chris talk about words... what in the hell are they and where do they come from? You heard it first, here on Never Offline!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Today, We Brown Bag It</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about how god damn dumb National Days have become. Seriously....WTF?!?!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Roid Rage</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 23 May 2017 08:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about driving and our experiences with Road Rage. We're a couple of #Hassholes</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Steve Harvey: Small Talk Hero</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 18 May 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:38</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the insane yet possibly perfect rules voiced by Steve Harvey. NO ONE should listen to this. If you are... I MEAN YOU!</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Beard Bomb Facial Hair Explosion Shrapnel</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:02</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about BEARDS! That's right... just beards. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Organs On The Oregon Trail</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:24:03</itunes:duration>
<link>https://never-offline.pinecast.co/episode/bbbac3337b6841d4/organs-on-the-oregon-trail</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about ghosts. Yep.We get a little freaked out while talking about the spooky. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Are You Ready For This Kick Push?</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:43</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about being ready for anything at any time. Are you ready for how stupid this episode will be? .... No. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Theme Park #Tips</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:31</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about how Chris hasn't gone to a theme park in 20 years. WTF Chris. j's'go. Here's some #Tips.</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>
<p>Find out more at <a href="https://never-offline.pinecast.co" rel="nofollow">https://never-offline.pinecast.co</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-15184d</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Never Offline.</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Willy Wonka &amp; the Charlie Factory</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 02 May 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about the wonderful world of mouth noises. We give shoutouts to the old woman in the shoe and of course, Willy Wonka &amp; the Charlie Factory. Yep. Confirmed - So dumb. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Jerry MaGuire Is A Robit</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:36</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about Robots taking over, Powerman 5000, and the prestiguous film Jerry MaGuire. Why are you listening to this?</p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Fin Diesel Is Tired</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

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<item><title>What's Underbrush?</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:19:33</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>Ankles Away</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 18 Apr 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:55</itunes:duration>
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<item><title>Fake It Till You Make It</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:23:18</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about how we fake just about everything. We don't want to talk to you. </p>
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<item><title>My Teva's Are Still Wet</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 11 Apr 2017 04:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:22:04</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about how ridiculous 90's clothes looked. Let's bring back fanny packs!</p>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:29:44 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:20:38</itunes:duration>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about how there's just too many damn podcasts. Yea, we just added another, but who cares.  </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:27:30 -0000</pubDate>

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<description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the dumbest podcast you've ever heard - Never Offline! In this episode, hosts Brad &amp; Chris talk about how dumb Abbreviations can be. Why did we record this? No one knows. </p>
<p>Twitter: @BradJost | @NeverOfflinePod</p>]]></description>
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<item><title>Ya Old As Sh*t</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2017 01:21:39 -0000</pubDate>

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