Nonna Roy’s NIGHTMARINARA

Episode 37 – A SPOOKY GRAB BAG

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 02:22:51 -0000

Nonna Roy and János had the sincere intention of making this an actual episode with a topic, but that kind of didn't happen. Lots to get distracted by. Take it up with Akinator or John Fogerty or Yahoo Serious or somebody.

Featuring: 4chan Creepypasta Playlist (consisting of every song in existence); the most gimmicky on-air production meeting you'll ever be subject to; Bartleby the Intimacy Coordinator; also, what IS a boo ja ja?

Noise Space | Discord | Roy | János

Episode 36 – THE CREEPYPASTA FILES WIKI: The Onceler Did This

Sun, 19 Oct 2025 20:33:59 -0000

This wasn't supposed to be the topic of this episode. Kind of. But this week we're digging through THE CREEPYPASTA FILES WIKI to find all kinds of evil murderous perverts!

Featuring: novel new ways to use hyperlinks; the most startling appearance of "No Children" by The Mountain Goats either of us have ever seen; doing a pee; plus, if any of you dare to try to tell me what "biggering" means, I can and will block you! I'm 37!

Noise Space | Discord | Roy | János

Episode 35 – NORMAL PORN FOR NORMAL PEOPLE: African Stuck Magic

Sun, 05 Oct 2025 20:43:13 -0000

It's that time of the year...Nonna Roy and Janos are back with an old "classic": NORMAL PORN FOR NORMAL PEOPLE! Placed in the middle of a shortstory1 sandwich and fed to a dog, of course.

Featuring: 12 hours of knife torture; Fandom.com's ethical boundary; the greatest game either of us have ever heard of; also, like, comment, and subscribe if you've gone through wrath!

Noise Space | Discord | Roy | János

Episode 34 – CHRISTMAS CREEPYPASTA: People Would Chased Me Off With Fire And Swords

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 02:12:09 -0000

Merry Creepmas! Nonna Roy and Janos are digging into their sack o' gifts (cursed) to find some CHRISTMAS CREEPYPASTA!

Featuring: the Russian Woke Experiment; Michael Healthy; Rick and Mortis; goowey; plus, anybody remember Red One (2024)?

Episode 33 – CLOCKWORK: YOUR TIME IS UP: God Forbid Women Become Joker

Sat, 16 Nov 2024 01:44:00 -0000

It's """""TIME"""""" to make Nonna Roy as mad as she's ever been, with Soffbois (formerly known as Luciiid)'s CLOCKWORK: YOUR TIME IS UP!

Featuring: the podcasting dojo; oh, the floor; normal reactions to and from teen girls; WikiShoulders; plus, wouldn't it be nice if we were reading about bunny rabits?

Episode 32 – CREEPYPASTA ON THE VILLAINS WIKI: The Woman to Eat Y/N

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 17:00:00 -0000

Happy Halloween! In this episode, Nonna Roy and János take to the good ol' Villains Wiki to learn about some new and infuriating creepypasta evildoers! And just to spice things up, János has a surprise from the depths of r/Creepypasta, where we meet what might be our new favorite author!

Featuring: a little baseball boy; the Holder of Uhhhhmmmmmm Work.; doing weird voodoo stuff (scams); also, what if Wide Sargasso Sea was about eating Max and Moritz?

Episode 31 – SEASON..........TWO???

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 16:24:36 -0000

necromancy is real

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Episode 30 – TICCI TOBY: Emitting a Long Podcasting Noise

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 04:30:55 -0000

Nonna Roy and János must once again join forces to try to both learn and endure the legend of TICCI TOBY!

Featuring: Kevin's Famous Quote; Schrödinger's dad; a single Tourette; putting out hands (self-defense gesture); plus, what if Kojima made The Boondock Saints?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János

Episode 29 – SONIC.EXE: A Halloween Miracle

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:17:21 -0000

WE'VE MADE IT! A whole scary month in the can! Sonic.expert Dan is in the kitchen to help Nonna Roy get acquainted with a real 7/10 guy: SONIC.EXE! Happy Halloween!

Featuring: Mariokinesis; The Smart Gamer; click on this ransomware!; ACAB (All Creepypasta Am Bad); plus, do you see this shit, Knuckles the Echidna?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Dan

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Episode 28 – DANNY PHANTOM CREEPYPASTA: Beats Event Horizon

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 05:50:58 -0000

After an entire year of podcasting, Nonna Roy has finally managed to get wife of the show Fallon into the kitchen to talk about DANNY PHANTOM CREEPYPASTA! Say "I'm goin' murderer" and join on in!

Featuring: a Rorschach inkblot of Sesshoumaru; getting your pp on; lesser brothers; :papa:'s got a brand new bruise; plus, are you by chance a killer?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Fallon

Episode 27 – BLOOD WHISTLE: Neutral Hinck Hotel

Sat, 23 Oct 2021 01:45:14 -0000

IT'S LATE BUT IT'S STILL OCTOBER! And fellow Noise Space horror expert Sara joins Nonna Roy to descend into the depths of Mario Hell detailed in DubiousDugong's "magnum" """opus""" BLOOD WHISTLE!

Featuring: the mechanics of queefing; Boob Woman; the Ludicolo Method; Ötzi the Iceman's dick; plus, this man is named BRADLEY?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Sara

Episode 26 – SLENDERMAN: So True, Slendie

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 01:41:33 -0000

The October Festival Of Fiends continues...Friend of the show J is here to, at last, help Nonna Roy start venturing into the expansive forest of lore behind perhaps the most notorious creepyman of them all, SLENDERMAN!

Featuring: Slenderproducts; the Thief of Cuck; I would not, could not, with a knife / I would not, could not, Borat voice my wife; Matt Groening illnesses; plus, are the Fresno Pantswalkers amogus?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Jared

Episode 25 – THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT 2: Pwease No Sweepy

Sat, 02 Oct 2021 19:59:46 -0000

The very "scary" month of "October" has begun, and you know what that means: Nonna Roy gets to be reminded that content is bad! János of the show is back to read the extremely sick and incredibly twisted sequel to a classic: THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT 2!

Featuring: Orange Man Scary; Morgan Spurlock rap battles; understanding the scientific method; issuing ourselves a challenge; plus, would this episode be better if either of us could do a (doctor) Jordan B. Peterson voice?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János

(PATREON PREVIEW) NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE #1: "The Simpsons: Krusty's Last Show"

Sat, 25 Sep 2021 14:59:33 -0000

A sneak peek at NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE, a Patreon-exclusive bonus treat! Subscribe here for more!

what happens when im compiling "content" for nightmarinara is ill find some things that are funny but in the actual episode we either dont get to them or i just decide not to include them. so what ive decided to do is start a little thing im calling NIGHTMARINARA DOLCE. its your after-dinner mint. basically after an episode comes out ill read one of these scrapped pieces of content and post it here for funsies. if fallons in the room they can do a funny reaction to it in real time

Episode 24 – DEAD BART UPDATE: Gay Guy (Derogatory)

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 02:59:16 -0000

It's 2021 and a rude boy is still (not) dead. Nonna Roy is once again joined by Doctor "Cameron" B(art) Dandy, and they've got some to say about the DEAD BART UPDATE and more SIMPSONS CREEPYPASTA!

Featuring: Korpse Injoyer; an undiagnoticated psychosic; eulogy plans; the image; plus, how life-changing is an Apu tulpa?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Cameron

Episode 23 – TED'S CAVING PAGE PT. II: Cavle XY

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 01:43:47 -0000

If Ted wants closure, then by god, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic are gonna give it to him. This week, we're finishing the legendary and actually good TED’S CAVING PAGE!

Featuring: Ted Might Be Cave; turdification; a fearsome (good) critter; Ted get gun; plus, who's taking care of B's dog? :(

Episode 22 – JEFF JULY 2021: Jeff Fan Films

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 01:59:25 -0000

Maybe it isn't July anymore. Maybe Jeff July had to go on pause. Maybe Nonna Roy's brain fell out. Maybe this was recorded 3 weeks ago. What of it. It's time for Nonna Roy and Fearbaiting's Sara "Sunhat" Zhenya to talk about JEFF THE KILLER FAN FILMS (and getting brutally Jeffbaited)! Find the featured pieces of cinema here!

Featuring: movie that kills podcasts when they review it; Australian high school schematics; the Epic of Gilgajeff; tremending; plus, WHERE IS JEFF?

Episode 21 – JEFF JULY 2021: Jeff Crossovers

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 04:15:53 -0000

Grab your hoodie and steampunk goggles because JEFF JULY is going strong! This time, Nonna Roy is joined primarily by János to talk about JEFF THE KILLER CROSSOVERS--and whife of the show Fallon drops by to explore one crossover in particular!

Featuring: a good name for a cat; the fucking Black Plague itself; the Jeff' ; a sequel of agony; plus, is it gay to stand nearly close to someone?

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Episode 20 – JEFF JULY 2021: Jeff the Killer Rewrite 2015

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 02:02:53 -0000

Nonna Roy and returning Jeffspert Sam are kicking off the first ever JEFF JULY with K. Banning Kellum's """""award"""""-winning 2015 REWRITE!

Featuring: Parental bedrooms; a ten-year-old boxer; tough (noun); the shady(?) origins of this contest; plus, syrup.

Episode 19 – TED'S CAVING PAGE: Dudes, Rock

Tue, 29 Jun 2021 00:46:20 -0000

In this rare excursion outside of the kitchen, Nonna Roy and Gigalithic rappel down into the depths of creepypasta-before-creepypasta legend TED'S CAVING PAGE!

Featuring: Findommed by a cave; 20 Cool DIY Soap Ideas; dog wisdom; B is for Bitch (or Boyfriend); plus, which famous Ted is statistically the least bad?

Episode 18 – KINGDOM HEARTS CREEPYPASTA: We Fear A Short King

Tue, 15 Jun 2021 03:01:15 -0000

In this edition, Nonna Roy and professional Disney understander Stephen explore the multiverse of KINGDOM HEARTS CREEPYPASTA! Another in the ongoing series known as "Properties Nonna Roy Must Have Explained To Her Like A Child!"

Featuring: Official creepypasta colors; The Gaming Hour; apologizing to Mutahar; punished Yzma; plus, can Nonna Roy determine what is and isn't Kingdom Hearts canon content?

Episode 17 – GOOGLE MAPS CREEPYPASTA: Joy Division Shirt Shirt, NY

Sun, 30 May 2021 21:20:25 -0000

Nonna Roy and Pagliacci's very own ProtoJ Jared are logging on and getting zooted on GOOGLE MAPS CREEPYPASTA!

Featuring: Wild amogus sightings; dog juice; let's go shoes, baby; she just wants SMASH SMASH SMASH; plus, which YouTuber has decided to join in on the episode?

Episode 16 – RUGRATS CREEPYPASTA: Ceci N'est Pas Une Death

Mon, 17 May 2021 02:22:32 -0000

It's time to go back to the nineties (remember them?)! Nonna Roy and Val Flightcub explore the unimaginable imaginations behind RUGRATS CREEPYPASTA!

Tasks: Women Be Gaming; Stupenwolf; Slenderbaby; DON'T MAKE RICE-A-RONI AT 4AM; plus, what does Vocaloid have to do with all of this?

Episode 15 – AMONG US CREEPYPASTA: The Upvote of Damocles

Sun, 02 May 2021 05:12:21 -0000

Nonna Roy and I'mposter Syndrome sufferer Brooks have dropped ship and are ready to read some AMONG US CREEPYPASTA!

Tasks: Becoming evil to give developers a living wage; a potential dissertation topic (for anyone interested); Diamond is Often Unbreakable; no disrespect to Helga Pataki; plus, how many times can two adults say "Amoung pequeño" in two hours?

Episode 14 – SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE: The God-Emperor of Bikini Bottom

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 05:32:38 -0000

Oldheads join your tentacles (hands) in unison, because Nonna Roy and longtime friend of the her Christina are here this week to finally read lost episode "classic" SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE! And free of charge, a side of SPONGEBOB QUORA QUESTIONS and SPONGEBOB FANON WIKI!

Featuring: Patrick Thanos; a sexy bra; SconeBill CubeTux; dark Joey Tribbiani; plus, who killed Mr. Krabs?

Episode 13 – SMURFS CREEPYPASTA: Sock and Sadness

Mon, 05 Apr 2021 00:55:22 -0000

(CONTENT WARNINGS FOR CHILD ABUSE (both human and smurf), CHILD DEATH (both human and smurf), DISCUSSION OF HATE GROUPS (human only, probably), AND WEIRD VAGUE HORNINESS (smurf-centric))

This episode's pool of content is a bit shallow, but Nonna Roy and Rainer have nevertheless fished up some of the most horrifying literature of all time. Alongside SMURFS CREEPYPASTA, we also take a dive into some ghoulish GERMAN FOLKLORE, and wade into the hideous waters of one of the most notorious forum incidents on the whole internet, SMURF IN HAND'S BLUE MOON NURSERY THREAD.

Featuring: the thing you do with two normal Dennis the Menace type boys; both the greatest paragraph and the worst sentence ever read on this podcast; a National Book Award winner; a shared burden; plus, what DO Smurfette's above the knee miniskirt and heels say?

Episode 12 – THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS: COVID Creepy Woods

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 03:51:08 -0000

(CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD DEATH)

Join Nonna Roy and Spinning "David" Voices as they experience the entire gamut of Reddit emotions in this reading of parts 1-3 of "r/nosleep - I'm a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service, I have some stories to tell," better known as THE STAIRS IN THE WOODS!

Featuring: the ongoing Fucked-Up Guy Count; Napoleon Dynamite (2004) funny moments; McDonalds tube sherpa; a spooky Roy thing; plus, is Seth Rogen large?

Episode 11 – NIGHTMARINARA: THE LOST EPISODE

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 05:20:09 -0000

You know podcasts, right? The episodic audio programs you subscribe to over the internet? They're all over the place these days. I can't get enough of them. I have a few favorites, but my absolute favorite of all time has to be Nonna Roy's NIGHTMARINARA.

At least...it used to be. Until the episode 11 technical difficulties happened.

(thank you so much sam)

Episode 10 – SLIMEBEAST'S "SHITTY STORIES": Ph. D (Podcast Host Disease)

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 18:59:37 -0000

Unclog your toilets, listeners, because Nonna Roy & Morg are plumbing the depths of SLIMEBEAST'S lesser-known collection of internet horror nuggets, "THE SHITTY STORIES!"

Featuring: the Alabama leprechaun (2006 meme); romancing Thanos; our own inexcusable mistakes; Gak™ Tragedies; plus, have we actually finally found a good creepypasta?

Check out Nonna Roy's Patreon in the links below!

Episode 9 – SUPER SMASH BROS. CREEPYPASTA: Philip Zimbardo Hands You the Controller

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 03:47:18 -0000

In order to get the most out of this exploration into SUPER SMASH BROS. CREEPYPASTA, Nonna Roy (not a gamer) had to invite The Island Shuffle's Bean (gamer) to help her out! This is an episode about quality over quantity--the themes are important here.

Featuring: the sentiment and use of Gamzee; Mario's favorite activity; some very good impressions; the coward Sam Canning; plus, which Kong should get iPad?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Bean

Episode 8 – BEN DROWNED: Not Normal, But Regular

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 02:18:31 -0000

Nonna Roy and Eddy of the Brotherhood Without Manners are here today to boot up their twisted save files and read part 1 of the ARG saga of BEN DROWNED! Maybe we'll find out why he did that.

Featuring: Stone Temple Pilots (Temple); the gamer's mindset; a bespoke Joker (Bespoker) gnome; mattrebeiro.wmv; plus, what if BEN posted?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Eddy

Episode 7 – RAINBOW FACTORY: Blue Check Cutie Mark

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 16:59:00 -0000

In the first of what will likely be many servings of MY LITTLE PONY CREEPYPASTA, Nonna Roy and Antigone violate OSHA in order to read RAINBOW FACTORY! Shine on, you crazy bitches!

Featuring: even more cool fun wikis; neighpotism; a cameo by Maynard James Keenan; leaving it to the straights; plus, which type of pony is Pete Buttigieg (mayor)?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Antigone

Episode 6 – DEAD BART: Behold, A Glowing Green Horse

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 02:39:39 -0000

Nonna Roy and Cameron may have endured significant misbehavior on the part of Craig Discordbot, but that's only because he must have been inspired by the (alive) boy of rude himself in this episode about DEAD BART (he's rude) and SIMPSONS CREEPYPASTA!

Featuring: the true meaning of Tuesday; Simpsons sakuga; the risks inherent in a Bart-based economy; a thing of Mr. Sparkle; plus, is the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun a Ted Nugent with a gun?

Noise Space | Discord | Twitter | Roy | Cameron

Episode 5 – DISNEY CREEPYPASTA: Does A Baloo Shit In The Woods?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 03:59:07 -0000

With such a huge topic (monopoly) on the menu, more hands were needed in the kitchen this time. Nonna Roy, Scout, and Gnoll bravely read ABANDONED BY DISNEY, a Disney-themed R/NOSLEEP TALE, and, as an impromptu dessert, SUICIDEMOUSE.AVI!

Featuring: MicKeyUltra; Clout™ storage; Eisner's little idea; more fun wiki discoveries and terrible Virginia facts; plus, we gotta ask: would Walt be in favor of this?

Episode 4 – THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT: Spleen Crimes

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 16:59:07 -0000

It’s about time we got to a classic, so Nonna Roy and Mr. Podcasts János team up to read THE RUSSIAN SLEEP EXPERIMENT!

Featuring: Joker surgery; the cancellation of Roy’s dad; reverse creepypasta; Schrödinger’s the; plus, what happens when 5 POWs stop being nice and start getting real?

Join the Discord to enjoy a special stream of The Soviet Sleep Experiment (2019) on Sunday, November 29, at 5:00 PM Eastern! Link is below!

Noisespace | Discord | Twitter | Roy | János

Episode 3 – MINIONS CREEPYPASTA: GruAnon

Sat, 14 Nov 2020 16:30:44 -0000

Episode Notes

This weekend, Nonna Roy and podcast boy Max dose you up with some Vitamin M, because it’s time to talk about MINIONS creepypasta!

Featuring: The Podcaster’s Burden; prehistory’s first evil deed; Joe Biden’s EPA Secretary and his Frackmobile; niche Virginian perils; plus, how many images can two people describe in one podcast episode?

Noisespace | Twitter | Roy | Max

Episode 2 – MINECRAFT CREEPYPASTA: Hatsune Herobrine

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 22:59:21 -0000

On this very special All Hallows’ Steve, Su joins Nonna Roy to dig through the vast and terrifying world of MINECRAFT creepypasta!

Featuring: Being gay (happy); cool badass skulls; a nice evening with Shrek; Mothman’s yeeks; plus, what happens when the creepypasta podcast BECOMES the creepypasta?

Noisespace | Twitter | Roy | Su

Episode 1 – JEFF THE KILLER: Sorry, I Love You...

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 05:35:00 -0000

Welcome to la trattoria, folks! On the inaugural episode of NIGHTMARINARA, Nonna Roy is joined by Sam to read and discuss the adventures and origins of the one and only JEFF THE KILLER.

FEATURING: Michigan, the land of ice cream; basic chemistry facts; McCree LARP; completely boyfriend; and did Roy solve an internet mystery, or just learn more about the lengths to which a man in his 30s will go to preserve a property he created in his teens?

Noisespace | Twitter | Roy | Sam