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S3E56 - Season 3 Tier List Part 2

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 22:49:00 -0000

it's a good show is the thing about it

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S3E55 - Season 3 Tier List Part 1

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 22:47:17 -0000

someone tell me why the episode we spend the most time talking about in this retrospective is cars

S3E54 - How We’d Do The Monsterverse

Sat, 07 Feb 2026 00:49:59 -0000

# Devin and Amber are life long Godzilla fans who have a notable distaste for the Monsterverse. Now this venture out to see if (entirely removed from any of the logistical constraints of making a contemporary film) they can make the Monsterverse, but good!

S3E53 - Godzilla, BUT MORE

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 02:00:32 -0000

# we are the most qualified to discuss what contemporary womanhood in modern Japan looks like.

S3E52 - Godzilla - Queen Honda the Vengeful

Sun, 25 Jan 2026 23:50:32 -0000

just what you've all been waiting for - two americans making a godzilla movie.

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S3E51 - How We'd Do The Legion of Doom (feat. Dylan)

Fri, 16 Jan 2026 20:01:00 -0000

in the same way that our show is like The Pod Universe but bad, this episode is like our Suicide Squad episode but good.

S3E50 - Uncharted - Heidi the Actual Literal Werewolf

Fri, 02 Jan 2026 02:24:32 -0000

# Took everything in my power NOT to make a South Park reference

S3E49 - ReBoot - Binder The Slumlord

Fri, 26 Dec 2025 22:28:38 -0000

We’re not being on brand for episodes where we cover shows made for children. Which is great for our souls and the world, but bad for our brand.

S3E48 - Star Wars Outlaws - OJA the Jedi Hunters

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 23:13:08 -0000

"oh amber autumn, devin, you two don't talk about star wars often enough ever single episode." well, we've heard you, and we're listening and learning.

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S3E47 - 3D Platformer - Hercules the Ant

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 20:47:01 -0000

penny snapcube. do a realtime fandub of the game of our character. and don't try to use "it's not real you can't actually play it" as an excuse.

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S3E46 - Deltarune - Oboe The Tuba

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 22:17:50 -0000

# Entirely off brand for episodes of this show where we cover properties made for children

S3E45 - Slasher - Mozart The Animal Advocate

Sat, 29 Nov 2025 00:05:14 -0000

# We say nothing interesting, but we’re very funny

S3E44 - Craig of the Creek - Rook the Beastmaster

Fri, 21 Nov 2025 17:00:00 -0000

this is amber autumn's version of the duck tales episode

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S3E43 - Smiling Friends - Fuego the Alpha Wolf

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 17:00:00 -0000

at one point during this episode amber autumn says "this is just like the deathnote episode" and she's not exactly RIGHT but it should tell you about the tone of episode you're in for that she said it at all.

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S3E42 - Evil Dead - Teri the Stemlord

Fri, 17 Oct 2025 18:55:30 -0000

This one is for the Gritters, if you know, you know

S3E41 - Sleepaway - Jennifer, Sue, and No The Tangled Knot

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 20:16:22 -0000

Devin rehashes an OC designed to manipulate their former roommate. Amber makes a sweet girl who does not want so much more than this provincial life. Combined, our heroes make a tired child who keeps the kids he loves at arms length

S3E40 - The Stepford Wives - Lizzy the Stepford Mistress

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 20:04:00 -0000

hi this is amber autumn. i could have been so so so much hornier while talking about this episode just so you know, and you're all very welcome for my restraint.

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S3E39 - Juggalo - Damon the Penitent Son

Fri, 26 Sep 2025 19:44:00 -0000

if you're not familiar with juggalo lore there's no shot you can guess in a million years some of the information devin drops during this episode

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S3E38 - Dandadan (feat. Taylor) Ao Amai The cutie

Fri, 05 Sep 2025 18:52:08 -0000

### This episode was brought o you by The Black Effect Podcast Network

S3E37 - A promise for season 4

Fri, 29 Aug 2025 18:52:08 -0000

Amber isn’t here to stop me

S3E36 - Bionicle - The Turaga Nuva

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 18:52:08 -0000

This episode is a bit all over the place, but still makes more sense than any of the Bionicle movies

S3E35 - D&D - The Smiths

Fri, 15 Aug 2025 18:52:08 -0000

Dungeons and Dragons is a far out game and perhaps a work of social evil

S3E34 - John Wick - JJ the Dancing Queen

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 18:52:08 -0000

we spend this whole episode saying "oh this actor would be great in a john wick movie" and we're never once wrong

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S3E33 - Batman (feat. Dylan) - Grace the Surrogate Coparent

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 17:26:00 -0000

ok, i want you to picture whatever a normal amount of begging to be on someone else's podcast would look like. like, just think of however much begging you think is a cool, not-at-all-embarrassing amount. you got it? ok well in this episode, we do more than that.

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S3E32 - Pride and Prejudice (feat. KP) Reginald the Monster

Fri, 25 Jul 2025 23:14:37 -0000

In today’s episode you will learn how Jane Austen laid in the groundwork for the modern romance novel and fandom discourse at large. You’ll also learn of the sensual and erotic pleasures of the foot.

S3E31 - The Poseidon Adventure - Horris The Pessimist

Fri, 18 Jul 2025 19:19:35 -0000

In this episode we promise a kickstarter somewhere down the line

S3E30 - Shadows of the Apt (feat. Freya) - Slurp the Promethean

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 19:37:00 -0000

only listen to this one if you're not afraid of bugs or if you are afraid of bugs and you like horror. there are bugs in this one, is what i'm saying.

audiobook character sample reel:https://unitedvoices.tv/sites/default/files/audio/SOTA-BenReel_CHECK.mp3

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S3E29 - Back to the Future - Lawrence the Henchman

Sun, 06 Jul 2025 06:14:17 -0000

sometimes people will call us "demented" or say that our chemistry is really good together "in a fucked up way."

this episode is what they're talking about.

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S3E28 - Cars - Noelle Schlesser the aloof

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 19:57:51 -0000

The gang looked at the Rocky franchise and thought, “what if one of them was a sexy car?”

S3E27 - Orphan Black (feat. Reggie) - Georgia Heniz the nut next door

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 07:00:00 -0000

This one is for the Devin haters

S3E26 - STAR WARS MONTH - Special Edition

Fri, 13 Jun 2025 20:03:00 -0000

a riveted devin and a delirious amber autumn talk about their star wars trilogy in exactly the way disney would want them to; by opening on an overlong discussion of the new marvel movie

S3E25 - STAR WARS MONTH: How We'd Do a Star Wars Trilogy Episode III

Fri, 30 May 2025 06:52:35 -0000

thrilled to announce that we have crafted the greatest star wars episode 9 of all time

S3E24 - STAR WARS MONTH: How We'd Do a Star Wars Trilogy Episode II

Fri, 16 May 2025 22:38:24 -0000

It’s Amber's turn at a Star Wars trilogy. With a more economic pitch approach, Amber trims the fat and gets straight to the intense emotions and themes of our Star Wars story, advancing the plot for our characters and a few new faces, all except Kal, who Amber completely forgot about. Setting up Mandalorians to be important and then completely dropping the ball is a super Star Wars move though, so points for authenticity.

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S3E23 - STAR WARS MONTH: How We’d Do a Star Wars Trilogy Episode I

Fri, 09 May 2025 17:42:12 -0000

A non-Skywalker saga begins

S3E22 - How We'd Do Star Wars - Characters

Sat, 03 May 2025 22:22:33 -0000

disney will hire us because we put petplay in star wars

S3E21 - How We'd Do Masters of Evil (feat. Reggie)

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 06:44:02 -0000

going back to our roots by talking about nazis

S3E20 - Bone (feat. Cancer and Capricorn) - Cross Bone The Jerk

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 17:04:08 -0000

Bone is the little indie comic that could! Today Charles dives head first into why the book is culturally and personally significant all while Amber and Devin make the same joke about jizz.

find Charles work at: Cancer and Capricorn on Spotify

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S3E19 - How We’d a One Piece stunt show (feat. Dungeons and Degrees)

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 19:06:37 -0000

Turns out the girlies has no thoughts on One Piece

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Dungeons & Degrees Podcast where pods are cast! + Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/5vXoULszqJvkSErrLa5lH6?si=gJsM26qIQvqTPP_Pw1Ll7w

S3E18 - 1000XResist (feat. Remy Siu) - Lavender the Guide

Sat, 29 Mar 2025 01:31:24 -0000

we asked "what does making an oc even mean when we have a member of the creative team for the project on as a guest" and the answer, as it turns out, is "it means getting an inside look at the creative process and making something that strongly matches the creative voice of the original."

amber autumn went through all the effort to get a cool guest on and then she ended up being and sounding sick on the recording because god hates her.

S3E17 - Fallout (feat. Dodecadonuts) - Greasy Jimmy the Cheater

Sun, 23 Mar 2025 21:49:58 -0000

despite not actually containing devin in it this episode, it's maybe the most devin episode we've ever made

S3E16 - Fast Food Mascot - Dipper The Space Ranger

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 19:00:00 -0000

We use to make things in this country

S3E15 - Carrie - Doris White The Original Sin

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 20:11:28 -0000

Today we discuss the first novel written by America’s uncle; Stephen King! Devin has lots of thoughts and feelings about the work and Amber has seen the movie one time many years ago.

S3E14 - I Was A Teenage Exocolonist - Nuisance the Infatuated

Sat, 01 Mar 2025 04:02:20 -0000

this is perhaps the most "amber autumn talks over devin" episode in the history of the podcast, but at least it is in service of talking about the coolest people on earth: teenagers

S3E13 - BlazBlue - Vermin the Mimic

Sat, 22 Feb 2025 22:12:30 -0000

we finally return to the fighting game well with blazblue! there were a bunch of technical mishaps which mostly don't show up in the episode but which made it a nightmare to edit, so i'm too tired to come up with something funny for the description, you do it for once.

S3E12 - Dark Souls (feat. Violet) - The Stained Glass Knight

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 20:00:00 -0000

We cover the best adaptation of Book of the New Sun. That joke is for two people, but so is the podcast.

S3E11 - Ninja Nonsense - Champ the Champion

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 13:23:18 -0000

Amber will try and tell you she’s seen an anime that isn't Girlchan in Paradise, but Amber is in fact a liar, who lies. If there’s one takeaway from this episode it's that Amber has only seen Girlchan and that it's her favorite anime of all time.

S3E10 - Alien - Ethel the Android

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 21:11:40 -0000

fun drinking game for this episode: take a shot every time we commit a blasphemy or eroticize the divine

S3E9 - Chainsaw Man (feat. Vince) - The Still Water Devil

Sat, 25 Jan 2025 22:17:04 -0000

"anime is real" devin says, immediately before we dream up his dream woman as an anime villain

S3E8 - The Before Trilogy - Kate the Junior

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 20:52:16 -0000

Good podcasting is when you turn your failed high school relationships into content

S3E7 - Indiana Jones (feat. Ryan) - Hal the Wayward Son

Sat, 11 Jan 2025 15:02:45 -0000

Everything about this episode is funnier with the context of “we did this for charity.“ Today Ryan is back on to promote the 2nd annual charity event for doctors without orders! If donating sounds cool here are some links to do that

the charity drive in general

https://tiltify.com/+second-annual-ttrpgtok-msf-charity-drive/ttrpgtokmsf2

the link to donate to the green time. The one I’m on and therefore the best team

https://tiltify.com/@run-dmg/green-team-2025-msf-drive

S3E6 - Pokémon Team Leader (feat. Justin) - Jonathan Mart the Chef

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 21:00:09 -0000

ooooooh we're an edgy podcast, we talk about eating pokémon because we're soooo edgy oooooooh

S3E5 - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Emo Jo the Reluctant

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 21:20:13 -0000

i will promise you right now that you will be delighted when you hear what american rock music reference we go with in this one.

S3E4 - Arkham Horror: The Card Game - Lucy Luck the Cheater

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 05:01:31 -0000

Amber talks about that thing she never shuts up about. This OC is described as “ a hard bubblegum-chewing b*tch from Illinois.” What more fluff do you people need?

S3E3 - Cornetto Trilogy - Daniel the Dreamer

Sat, 14 Dec 2024 04:29:39 -0000

Amber gives a truly bold take that might get us in trouble if anyone listened to the show

S3E2 - Rings of Power - Shelob the Generous

Tue, 10 Dec 2024 02:40:39 -0000

we spend this entire episode hyping up an amazon product, but luckily, we make one joke about piracy, so that probably comes out morally neutral in the wash.

contains some spoilers for a twist at the end of season 1 of rings of power, but also like, it's a twist you probably should have seen coming anyway?

S3E1 - How We'd Do the Sony Spider-Man Universe

Sat, 30 Nov 2024 05:18:44 -0000

we don't say it out loud during the episode, but you can safely assume that in our version there IS a scene where tom hardy and the venom symbiote have raw uncensored gay sex

Season 2 Tier List Part 2

Sat, 06 Jul 2024 03:07:47 -0000

listen to part 1 first

Season 2 Tier List Part 1

Sat, 06 Jul 2024 03:06:00 -0000

it's the end of season 2!!!! wow!!!! we're making a tier list of all the characters we made over the course of the season, get in here

South Park (feat. Becca) - Devon the Grand Rizzard

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 04:11:22 -0000

“Dicks and pussies doing it for the children. Let’s go South Park.”

S2E52 - How We'd Do a Jem and the Holograms Movie

Sat, 22 Jun 2024 02:26:20 -0000

closing out our season-ending jem and the holograms trilogy, we pitch a couple of jem and the holograms movies, which rule, and which we should get big budgets to make into real movies. please. someone please

S2E51 - Jem and the Holograms (Comic) - Scythe the Gay Disaster

Sat, 15 Jun 2024 01:38:03 -0000

he, like us, is truly outrageous.

S2E50 - Jem and the Holograms (Show) - Scythe the Lovesick Fool

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 20:35:43 -0000

it's finally here, the first of our long-awaited season-ending jem and the holograms series! join us for glamor and glitter, fashion and fame.

S2E49 - STAR WARS MONTH: Book of Boba Fett - SP-23 The Accountant

Fri, 31 May 2024 05:25:56 -0000

In the final installment of this year’s Star Wars month we cover everyone’s favorite Star Wars series: Book of Boba Fett. Find out how it succeeds, how it fails, and one the largest problems in modern big tentpole franchise fiction

S2E48 - STAR WARS MONTH: Clone Wars 2003 (feat. Justin) - Led Pellyus The Conspirator

Fri, 24 May 2024 18:38:38 -0000

Skip to the I Ship It segment. Trust me

S2E47 - STAR WARS MONTH: LEGO Star Wars - Luke Petrach the Cleaning Guy

Sun, 19 May 2024 03:31:09 -0000

setting speed records in the most famous speedrunning game of all time: lego star wars

S2E46 - STAR WARS MONTH: The Bad Batch - Chipper the Scoundrel

Sun, 12 May 2024 05:20:07 -0000

do you want to fuck every clone? because devin sure does!

S2E45 - STAR WARS MONTH: KotOR Companion - 2 & Digit the Clones

Fri, 03 May 2024 15:22:30 -0000

Star Wars Month is back baby! This year we kicked things off with the legendary Knights Of the Old Republic series and in this episode Amber refuses to support women’s wrongs and is blinded by her hatred for the Jedi.

S2E44 - Creed (feat. Dylan Roth) - Emmit “The Problem Child” Epperson

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 06:53:53 -0000

Amber has very little to say about Creed. Luckily Devin and return guest Dylan Roth have far too much to say about Creed.

check out Dylan’s work:

@DylanRoth on all socials

His band No Jersey

https://linktr.ee/nojersey

and show

https://fanlink.tv/DarkUniverse

S2E43 - Tom Strong - Sophie Supernova the Dying Star

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 17:00:00 -0000

holy socks!

S2E42 - X-Men - Roadkill the Freak

Sat, 13 Apr 2024 00:13:23 -0000

we've been teasing the x-men episode so please have a listen to our totally apolitical episode about a bunch of apolitical, heterosexual comic book characters.

S2E41 - Nostalgia Critic - Master Splinter the pervert

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 04:56:20 -0000

Amber recorded a solo episode. No one else is here to take responsibility for this

S2E40 - Loki X Saraphim

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 14:51:05 -0000

“The two gay best friends who started it all.”

Today Amber and Devin reminisce on two foundational OC and create some new AUs for those OCs to exist in. Which you may recognize as not the premise of the show! Sounds like a classic Devin episode.

S2E39 - Pokémon Rival - Lavann the Doomed

Sat, 23 Mar 2024 07:44:46 -0000

there are a few times in this episode when amber autumn says "from whence," which is not a correct use of that word, you just say "whence."

anyway this is one of the best episodes we've ever done.

S2E38 - Grey's Anatomy (feat. Andy) - Luther the Silver Fox

Sun, 17 Mar 2024 06:24:44 -0000

devin is sad right now, so we're deciding to release an episode where we make fun of him a bunch. andy is a wonderful guest where we talk about.... well, about autism, mostly.

S2E37 - Bright Falls - Sariah March the Counselor

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 00:03:26 -0000

lesbians........................ hello

S2E36 - How We’d Do a High Fantasy Body Horror

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 20:25:26 -0000

Today we combine two of our favorite sub-genres to see what happens!

S2E35 - She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (feat. Charles) - Webford the Devotee

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 17:39:45 -0000

Would you believe it’s hard to edit an episode about the power of queer love when I’m in the middle of a break up with the person I describe as “the love of my life?” Cause turns out it is!

Listen to us talk She-Ra

S2E34 - Harry Potter - Helena Lestrange the Snake

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 06:35:29 -0000

we actually don't name her "helena" as a reference to helena bonham carter but if you'd like to pretend we're clever and do things on purpose i'm not going to stop you.

we revisit harry potter, this time with amber autumn onboard, and talk about the things that make the franchise an interesting failure in terms not just of the author but the text itself, and we talk through the promise of the series and how it was thrown away.

S2E33 - This Corner of the World (feat. Becca) - Neighbor the Little Old Lady

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 17:50:00 -0000

words cannot express how much i love becca lastnameredacted

S2E32 - How We’d Do OUR Pathfinder Campaign

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 19:10:28 -0000

In the previous Pathfinder installments we created a whole adventuring party, now find out how we’d DM that party. How will their story end? Well, it’s not our job as a DM to tell you, it’s simply a matter of creating something interesting for our players to react to.

*** Content warning: this episode contains discussion of suicide ***

S2E31 - The Protomen - Axel The Man

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 17:25:53 -0000

*** We apologize for a few technical mishaps with this episode ***

The Devin retrieval arc is OVER and we come back swinging! An episode that was inevitable if you know anything about Amber or Devin.

S2E30 - The Expanse (feat. Ryan) - Pack Labo the Scavenger

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 10:28:54 -0000

don't get us wrong, this episode IS very much still us goofing around and talking about tv as usual, we're just hoping today it's towards something. guest ryan is on to talk about the expanse and also about using story games to fundraise for medical relief in gaza.

you can find the fundraiser and its various perks here: https://tiltify.com/@run-dmg/ttrpgtok-msf-drive

S2E29 - Avatar: The Last Airbender (feat. Nina) - Sana the Liberator

Sun, 07 Jan 2024 01:03:53 -0000

back in the devin retrieval arc, we have a brand new guest nina on to talk about a long awaited topic in avatar! there's a lot in here about south asian representation and balance and etcetera but mostly it's about cabbages.

S2E28 - Fraggle Rock - Frullu the Real Estate Tycoon

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 17:12:05 -0000

A classic episode

S2E27 - Swiss Army Man - Composure the Friend

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 05:16:23 -0000

Taking a break from the Devin Retrieval arc to celebrate the holidays. By which I mean talk about what we do (and mostly don’t) like about our bodies. Fun for the whole family!

S2E26 - God's Not Dead (feat. Lilith) - Flower the Stereotype

Sat, 09 Dec 2023 03:08:41 -0000

in season 1, lilith made one of our best OCs. in season 2, they return with a single quest: make our worst ever OC.

S2E25 - Chopped (feat. Jon Prime) - Tristan Moreau the Perfectionist

Sat, 02 Dec 2023 22:57:50 -0000

welcome to the devin retrieval arc! while he's out, amber autumn gets returning guest jon prime back to talk about chopped, where we get to think about food and cooking and our relationships to each of those things. also we make a bunch of ratatouille references.

S2E24 - But I’m a Cheerleader - Richard the Kolófardos

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 06:12:10 -0000

Would we be so bold as to make a straight OC for what is truly landmark Queer Cinema? Sorta kinda maybe?

S2E23 - Star Trek Trilogy: Starfleet Ensign (feat. Isaac) - Xiops the Romulan

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 03:47:16 -0000

the conclusion of our three-part star trek series takes a look at one of the less "classic" corners of the mega-franchise in lower decks, and we talk about romulans, fantasy archetypes, and communism.

S2E22 - Star Trek Trilogy: Romantic Interest (feat. Taylor) - Gilby Maþers the Travelling Businessman

Sat, 11 Nov 2023 01:25:09 -0000

join us for the second part of our star trek trilogy, when special guest taylor gets personal about star trek's relationship to identity and queerness and the political implications of what we talk about when we talk about "utopias." it's an extremely vulnerable and thought provoking episode in which we say the f-slur about a hundred times.

S2E21 - Star Trek Trilogy: Alien of the Week (feat. Dylan Roth) - Lorna the Truth Teller

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 22:47:22 -0000

“If Star Trek can get a pass for having Klingons wearing Mexican #2, why can’t Cloud Atlas?” -Dylan Roth 2023

We sure do hope you enjoy the first of our Star Trek trilogy and all that time we spend talking about things that aren’t Star Trek. Today you’ll learn why this is the tentpole science-fiction franchise to have made a lasting impact on guest host Dylan Roth AND why public transit is actually pretty dope.

Find Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe wherever you find your podcasts!

S2E20 - How We’d do Spider-Man 4 100TH EPISODE SPECIAL

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 12:29:54 -0000

Today we go back to the franchise that started it all.

S2E19 - Hunger Games - Denar & Ellfie The Careers

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 03:39:24 -0000

Amber is here to tell you how the Hunger Games is actually three franchises smashed into one. Devin is here to make the boring joke. Together we make some characters that would make the loudest people on twitter very upset. Never forget that we are allies to the gays.

S2E18 - The Sopranos (feat. Bob) - Merlina Stromboli the Slumlord (Racist)

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 21:20:36 -0000

this episode represents the end of the amber autumn's mic is dying arc, things will improve from here, audio-wise. thank you for your patience.

who better to talk about one of the most critically acclaimed fictional works of the twentieth century than the man who gave us such OCs as "big-titty jak and daxter character" and "offensive harry potter caricature?"

yes, bob did send us that video he was referencing at the end of the episode, and i am distraught to announce that it is exactly as advertised.

S2E17 - Welcome to Nightvale (feat. Reggie) - Josh Cardinal the Student Activist

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 20:42:39 -0000

we're still mid "amber autumn's mic is degrading and we haven't caught it yet" era, so apologies for any audio hiccups.

the sun shines a pleasant green across the desert sands and our three podcasters make the wisest, most ingenious publicity choice they can: spending an episode reminding you of a better podcast you could be listening to instead.

the music used in this episode is by disparition, who you can find at disparition.bandcamp.com

S2E16 - How We’d Do The Creeper AGAIN

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 04:22:19 -0000

*** this episode was recorded before we noticed Amber‘s mic was failing and we apologize ***

We felt like we did a bad job with this topic last time so we decided to give it another shot. Do you think we did better?

S2E15 - The Last of Us - Deshawn Little the Distiller

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 04:20:33 -0000

Amber has many thoughts and feelings about The Last of Us, whereas Devin only has a few. We talk about what makes the series stand out from its contemporaries and Amber makes a case for why The Last of Us 2 is uplifting, actually.

S2E14 - Crown of Candy revisit (feat. K) - Sir Mackenzie Kraft The Cleric

Sat, 16 Sep 2023 02:33:04 -0000

In the long awaited full-spoiler followup to our fan favorite Crown of Candy episode we were graced by K (@ck.cosplay on tiktok) who helped provide both inside and an authentic crown of candy feel to this new OC! Last time we asked the age old question, "What if Game of Thrones took place in Candyland?" Now we answer the natural follow up, "What if Alexander Anderson from Helsing was a box of Kraft mac & cheese? Spoilers: they both rule.

S2E13 - View Askewniverse - Paige the Normie

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 22:20:47 -0000

In one of the few straight-man OC episodes, we imagine a new quikstop employee for director kevin smith's connected cinematic universe of new jersey gen-xers. we have some things to say about the personal value of art as a mode of individualistic expression and also we talk about turd demons.

S2E12 - Cereal Mascot - Bruce the Swolecrow

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 19:51:57 -0000

Fuck you this episode is great. Listen if you aren’t a coward!

S2E11 - Paranatural (feat. Memory) - Charlotte Stampede The Popular Girl

Sat, 26 Aug 2023 03:04:57 -0000

*** this episode was recorded before we noticed Amber's mic was dying and we apologize for the audio hiccups ***

With Amber's love of children, Devin’s inability to be appropriate while covering a property for children, and Memory's knowledge of this webcomic, our heroes might just craft the perfect OC. In a series described as “Danny Phantom meets Persona 2 with the pacing of Wheel of Time,” we create Charlotte Stampede! A popular horse girl who speaks her mind and has terrible handwriting.

S2E10 - Necromancer - Bastion the Piece of Shit

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 22:46:38 -0000

this episode is part of the "amber autumn's mic is breaking down but we haven't figured it out yet" arc. no, not william gibson's necromancer, for this episode we invent just, like, a guy who's a necromancer, detached from any specific setting or IP. there are some ideas thrown around about the politics of necromancy and its narrative utility and amber autumn's inability to recognize her own fun fact patterns. "this podcast is one of my favorite story games"

S2E9 - Wayside School - Suzie the Writer

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 19:30:55 -0000

appropriate for the subject matter, we get in and out with a quick little silly character based on the beloved Wayside School books. unfortunately, even though it's short, we still spend more of that time than you would like discussing things you would never say in front of the target audience for these books.

S2E8 - Some More News - Mr. Spooky The Boos (pronounced like news) Dude

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 02:51:21 -0000

*** this episode was made during the period before we noticed Amber's mic was malfunctioning and we apologize ***

The most desperate Devin has ever been to be noticed.

S2E7 - High School Musical - Zach The Try-hard

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 04:05:24 -0000

*** this episode was made during the period before we noticed Amber's mic was malfunctioning and we apologize ***

Can queer left-leaning people find a new angle for media analysis? No, no they can not.

S2E6 - The Wire - Wiz the Former Cop

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 20:17:51 -0000

this week we talk about the wire, by which we mean like one season of the wire (it's a very dense show). let's think about baltimore, playing chess vs playing checkers, and how stringer bell is a dirty rat motherfucker.

S2E5 - Halo (feat. Chloe) - Dentha Lowar the Gunmaster

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 19:17:14 -0000

get out your mountain dew, we're talking about the bible. we're joined by guest star chloe to create a halo npc to guide your character through a theoretical side game and give an entire generation of young boys complicated feelings about powerful women. join us as we chat about color schemes, super-nukes, and king arthur.

S2E4 - How We’d Do An "Are You Afraid Of The Dark Universe" Spinoff - Children of The Night

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 04:30:05 -0000

Would you believe it’s not the first time we've made fanfiction about fanfiction? Because today we cover Are You Afraid Of The Dark Universe, a podcast by horror writer Dalton Deschain and film critic Dylan Roth wherein they re-imagine the short lived Dark Universe. Amber and Devin create a 1 season CW spinoff show set in the AYAotDU continuity. Our goal was to make a bad silly little show, but we accidentally made something emotional and interesting, so oopsies. Learn all about The Daughter of Carmella, A Living Gargoyle, a Human Voodoo Doll, and a few other oddball cryptids collectively known as The Children Of The Night.

S2E3 - Gilligan’s Island - Richard The Walking Disaster

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 04:08:54 -0000

The laziest edit job Devin has ever done. Amber talks about Gilligan’s island, the way it reflects society, and how society views women. Devin nods and ask “can we fan cast William Shatner?”

S2E2 - Pathfinder Followup - Fabian Seasparrow, Ravencrest Stormlord, and Andrea Oldforest the Other Party Members

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 01:32:50 -0000

starting season 2 with a bang by giving you THREE characters for the price of one (free)! we continue our pathfinder OCs from season 1 to complete an entire adventuring party.

S2E1 - Anton Chekov - Vodka Gorbalski the Absentminded

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 22:29:04 -0000

season 2 is here, and the first episode is all setup. enjoy the sweet sweet asmr of amber autumn recording all our decisions with this one.

OC Tier list part 2

Fri, 19 May 2023 06:44:43 -0000

I would seldom describe this podcast as “sentimental” but this episode fits that description. In the thrilling conclusion to season 1! Find out which episode is Amber‘s favorite and which episode is Devin’s least favorite

OC Tier list part 1

Fri, 19 May 2023 06:41:20 -0000

Our victory lap. To wrap out on season 1 Amber and Devin set out to rank all of their brain babies. Find out who are our favorites and how we feel about the podcast overall.

S1E80 - Wrestling Finale (feat. James) - Jay Ricardo the Gentle Giant

Fri, 12 May 2023 17:15:24 -0000

it's the finale of our wrestling trilogy, closing in on the end of season one! join us and new guest james as we talk about our wrestling origin stories and the ways in which wrestling gets deployed as mythology and storytelling, and also we make a big dumb pirate lady who kicks ass.

S1E79 - Deathmatch (feat. Lilith) - Johnny Ashes the Dirtbag

Fri, 05 May 2023 21:32:17 -0000

in part 2 of our professional wrestling trilogy, we have on a real experienced podcaster guest to talk about disgusting fucking sicko wrestlers who bleed a lot. it's pervert shit, you don't want to miss this one.

S1E78 - WWE (feat. Reggie) - Lispy Lestat The Glitterpire

Sat, 29 Apr 2023 01:04:24 -0000

The boyhood dream has been achieved. Reggie and Devin remember some wrestling dudes and Amber is there to be confused. We make a wrestler designed to please Reggie, so he’s very silly and very gay.

S1E77 - Scott Pilgrim - David the Accountant

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 19:29:02 -0000

we recorded this before the anime announcement but worry not, we're mostly just talking about the comics anyway. listen to us talk about breakups, fundamentals of story construction, and what slurs we're allowed to say.

S1E76 - How We'd Cast the Dark Universe

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 19:58:36 -0000

yes, we're returning to the same well, but this time we're casting all of the characters in our version of the dark universe. there are some bangers in here but we don't find a place to cast, for instance, keanu reeves, so expect more from this in future.

S1E75 - Order of the Stick (feat. Noah and JUDE) - Darkraven Nightshade The Edgy Monk

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 17:04:54 -0000

Three nerds who never found the clitoris are very excited to tell you all about the best high fantasy epic you’ve never heard of, Order of the Stick! A series described by our guests as “the best character writing they’ve ever read” and “better than Babylon 5.” These stick figures will pull at your heartstrings and tickle your funny bone. Or so I’ve been told because I (Devin) haven’t read it, nor will I be talking this episode. Good thing we’ve got two guests to make up for it!

S1E74 - A Crown of Candy - Colonel Cornelius the Nomad Messiah

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 06:44:12 -0000

In the final installment of the DIMENSION 20 TRILOGY Devin tells Amber all about the wonder and totally not at all sinister world of Calorum. Devin gushes very hard because he thinks A Crown Of Candy is without a doubt the best season of Dimension 20 to date and Amber listens. We make a bohemian corn man with guyliner and a leather jacket, like the one Jamie Lannister wore in season 3 of Game of Thrones. And hey, that’s the thing Crown Of Candy is based on! Rate and review please!

S1E73 - Portal - Shelly Hathaway the East Coast Administrator

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 17:00:00 -0000

sometimes when you're editing an episode, you will see a small discrepancy in the soundbars indicating one host is speaking more than the other. anyway, we hope you're excited to hear amber autumn monologue about a decades-old video game duology for 48 consecutive minutes.

S1E72 - Unsleeping City (feat. Reggie) - Amir the Bodega Monk

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 23:24:51 -0000

Part 2 of our Dimension 20 trilogy, in which Amber Autumn says "I refuse to edit this" and then ends up editing it anyway. There is much discussion about the big apple. Also this one has a cat in it.

S1E71 - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - Le Pony The Window Maker

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 06:16:43 -0000

We talk about the 4th generation of the show made to sell toy ponies to little girls. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a good show, actually. Fight us.

Devin’s Fantasy High OC Thrash Sharpscales The Theater Kid

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 05:10:39 -0000

A smaller installment where Devin talks about one of his many, many brain children. What happens when a Changeling is raised by lizardfolk? SURVIVORS GUILT. If you’d like to know why, then check out the episode.

S1E70 - Fantasy High (feat. Hans) - Gregori Strongthumbs The Coin Master

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 16:03:55 -0000

We apologize for the audio hiccups in this episode, there was a backdraft in Hans' feed.

THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF OUR ILLUSTRIOUS DIMENSION 20 TRILOGY! Hans and Devin are here to talk and Amber is here to listen. Hopefully it’s not awful because one half of the podcast (Devin) feels incredibly embarrassed about this episode. So be sure to assuage these fears by reviewing us on your podcast app of choice.

S1E69 - Netflix Daredevil (feat. Reggie) - Mister Fear The False God

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 19:32:54 -0000

Amber makes the mistake of letting Reggie and Devin talk about the Netflix incarnation of Daredevil, so they refuse to shut up about Wilson and Vanessa for an hour. At some point we remember to make an OC and we give you our take on Mister Fear. We turn him into a bisexual theater goth so if any of that sounds fun give us a listen, but I'm not your dad. Do what you want.

S1E68 - Disco Elysium - Whatsisname the Maintenance Man

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 21:27:57 -0000

in this, the long awaited disco elysium episode, we dare to ask questions like: does amber autumn have bad opinions? just how bad are amber autumn's opinions? should we hate amber autumn for her vile opinions? does amber autumn deserve violence for her horrible, indefensible opinions? should we kill amber autumn? should we revel in the joy of killing amber autumn? and why shouldn't your name be raphael?

S1E67 - Hades - Ophie and Denius the Sea and the Stars

Sat, 11 Feb 2023 01:28:49 -0000

a return to an old school set of characters, call that fanservice for our hardcore fan. in this episode devin gets emotional about serious hard-hitting personal traumas and we make jokes about hot people. so, par for the course.

S1E66 - Calvin and Hobbes - Shae and Copernicus the Rules Lawyers

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 10:52:13 -0000

Are Amber and Devin brave enough to tell you the single greatest comic strip of all time is, in fact, good? Yes, yes they are that brave. In this week’s episode learn all about Shea and Copernicus! The rivals/cousins to Calvin and Hobbes. How can one overcome free-wheeling chaos? With unbending bureaucracy, of course.

S1E65 - How We’d Do A Suicide Squad

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 06:52:49 -0000

A very normal episode.

S1E64 - Twilight Ft. Eufemia - Liberté the Revolutionary

Tue, 17 Jan 2023 04:25:06 -0000

the moment you've all been waiting for

S1E63 - Creepy Freaks - Our Booster Pack

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 00:21:53 -0000

And no, "creepy freaks" doesn't refer to your wonderful cohosts.

S1E62 - 21 Jump Street - Xander Bupkiss (Mr.X) - The Crypto Criminal

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 10:48:53 -0000

What‘s more Christmas than cops and crypto? In the final Christmas episode of the season, Devin gives Amber the gift of a genre aware piece of genre fiction. Which, next to the concept of women, is her favorite thing. Learn why Amber loves 21 Jump Street, why Devin loves Lord and Miller, and hopefully the True Meaning of Christmas. Give us money.

S1E61 - My Hero Academia - Green Thumb the Gardener

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 19:12:00 -0000

the first of this year's christmas episodes! devin lets everyone know that there will absolutely be further my hero academia episodes but he's really happy to unwrap his gift anyway

S1E60 - Mr.Boop - Clifford the Thespian

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 07:54:40 -0000

Amber explains why the stupid, cursed, anti-joke web comics about Alec Robbins being married to Betty Boop is not only good, but how it’s about our collective relationship to copyright and how copyright affects art. Which results in Devin having an existential crisis about the insulated nature of the entertainment industry because this extremely dumb four panel comic is objectively more successful than anything he will ever make. On an unrelated note, can’t wait for this episode to get 5 listens

S1E59 - Pathfinder - Malie-Tau, Spoon, and Princess Penelope the Almost Party

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 05:32:13 -0000

When Devin is too burned out to think he goes to a foundational pillar of the friendship he is so desperate to monetize; TTRPGs. Amber and Devin create half of a Pathfinder adventuring party and offer tips and advice on what makes for better player experience. You’ll laugh, you’ll learn, you’ll have a good time as always

S1E58 - Captain Underpants - Stripey the Skunk

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 22:17:00 -0000

we're sophisticates

S1E57 - Earthsea - Peetsalk the Firebrand

Sat, 05 Nov 2022 08:55:02 -0000

Devin gives a book report

S1E56 - (Revisit) How We’d Do The Dark Universe part 2

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 05:19:59 -0000

We close out our Halloween theme month with the first ever proper revisit episode and re-explore our take on the failed DARK UNIVERSE. In today‘s episode Devin explains his new fondness for the classic era of universal monster and Amber becomes increasingly self conscious about our pitches. Listen to us deepen our existing characters and invent some new ones alongside those.

in an episode no one will listen to.

S1E55 - Kitty Horrorshow Game - Botanical Garden the Botanical Garden

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 18:02:11 -0000

Amber talks about a series of horror games and Devin talks about being late to Stardew Valley.

S1E54 - Scream - We Forgot To Name Him the Camp Counselor

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 07:57:44 -0000

Our Halloween Spooktacular continues with an episode about the Scream Franchise! Amber is here to provide insights into the series, explain why its works on a dramatic level, and describe how it uses expectations to keep the audience on edge. Where as Devin is here to pitch dumb Ideas. We also fancast Seth Green as a Ghostface because doesn’t it just feel spiritually true that Seth Green should have been in a Scream movie?

S1E53 - Monster Prom - Devin and Amber Autumn the monsters

Sat, 08 Oct 2022 20:38:35 -0000

It’s the Monster Prom episode! Learn not only which of these total hotties we would and would not smash, but also how to smash us? It’s a self insert episode AND the kick off to our Halloween theme month.

S1E52 - Death Note - Bont Chackson The False prophet

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 06:05:59 -0000

We spend most of the episode talking about live action versions of Death Note and then ruin the episode because we find one joke and just keep saying it. But It’s only a disappointment if you listen, and we have no listeners.

S1E51 - Dungeons and Daddies season 1 (feat. Hans) - Job Avidan the Sexy Rabbi

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 09:48:18 -0000

“We are walking in the footsteps of the Bible.”

We talk about a podcast that is more popular than we will ever be. In a break from formula, Devin doesn’t talk about his daddies. That’s right - it’s Amber’s turn to get personal.

time stamps:

7:20 daddy talk (show discussion)

20:00 daddy makin (OC creation)

S1E50 - James Bond - Reverend Jacob the Animal Lover

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 22:19:52 -0000

# We fan cast Oscar Isaac as a Bond villain. What else do you need to know?

S1E49 - How We'd Do Ice Climbers

Sat, 10 Sep 2022 08:18:30 -0000

In today’s episode we talk about everyone’s favorite Nintendo IP not named Mario, Metroid, Zelda, Pokémon, Kirby, Fire Emblem, Animal crossing, Donkey Kong, or even Earth Bound. That’s right, we’re talking Ice Climbers.

S1E48 - Doctor Who Villain - The Assistant the TARDIS Engineer

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 07:08:59 -0000

# Today we (and by we I mean Amber) talk (yell) about how the Russell T Davies era of Doctor Who is good, actually. We also fan cast John Boyega

S1E47 - Rick Riordanverse (feat. Noah) - Coal Banks and Anders Lysmith the NFT bros

Sat, 20 Aug 2022 07:43:01 -0000

Today we cover Percy Jackson & everything else Rick Riordan has ever done. Devin doesn’t talk. Amber gets called out and Noah has all the answers

S1E46 - Kingdom Hearts (feat. Cain) - Zaxk Lunar The Keyblade Welder from a Galaxy far far away

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 08:54:59 -0000

We try and fail to talk about Kingdom Hearts is a succinct manner. Because it’s Kingdom Hearts. We also make a character from a Star Wars world and badly talk about Star Wars.

S1E45 - High School D&D AU (feat. Cain) - Wolf the Werewolf and Tech the Vocel Technomorph

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 04:48:24 -0000

Amber isn't here to stop Devin from continuing the most self-indulgent saga in all of podcasting. Cain guest hosts to help expand the Highschool D&D universe.

S1E44 - Titans finale special

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 04:38:45 -0000

In a mad dash to keep the schedule on track Devin scrambles for content and slowly loses his mind talking about one of the worst shows DC has produced, Titans

S1E43 - Kiki’s Delivery Service (feat Rebecca) - Becca the Kitchen Witch

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 07:31:52 -0000

Why Kiki's Delivery Service is a perfect reflection of the millennial experience.

the formula is changed with guest host Becca coming prepared with a full-on essay written and instead of making a full blown OC we actually use Kiki’s delivery service to self-analyze. The formula may have changed, but the episodes are always good - in the end-of-season wrapup, Amber will go on to describe this as her favorite episode of season 1!

S1E42 - Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal (feat. Hollowrib) - Big Wing The Last Dragon

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 05:02:44 -0000

Amber remains missing, but Genndy Tartakovsky remains a champion of animation. In this episode the guy who makes the music guests to talk about one of our favorite shows. Fun episode as always

S1E41 - Ben Shapiro’s Novel True Alliance (feat. Cain) - Colt Spurs The Midwestern Man who Definitely Exists

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 15:18:53 -0000

Cain returns to talk about Ben Shapiro‘s horrible novel. It’s one of the best episodes we’ve done and we In The Mouth Of Madness a person to live. I hate our new son and Ben, but not this episode.

S1E40 - Yakuza Game Series (feat. Cain) - Shibito The Gashadokuro

Sat, 02 Jul 2022 04:16:31 -0000

The Amber retrieval arc continues with a returning guest, kind of! Today Devin and Cain will tackle the enigmatic Yakuza series, games that are equal parts cheesy nonsense and emotionally engaging. A truly absurd series that will pull on your heartstrings, make you open mouth ugly laugh, and test the limits of your twitch reflexes with its fast paced and dynamic gameplay! There’s never a dull moment in Yakuza and there’s never a dull moment of the podcast.

enjoy everybody

S1E39 - Harry Potter (feat. Bob) - James Gandalfini The Brooklyn Wizard

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 04:33:56 -0000

It's a bold new era for the podcast, but the more things change, the more they all stay the same. A return guest and a return topic. Hope you’ve missed all the n*zi talk on the pod and were looking forward to hearing us talk about it in the episode about the dumb wizard book for babies. What’s your Harry Potter House?

S1E38 - High School D&D AU - Part 2 The Pay off! Grubazalinder The Prom King

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 17:34:38 -0000

This episode we do the thing that the podcast is about and make a character. I edited this one awhile ago so it has the background music

you can skip to 9 mins in for just the character stuff

S1E37 - High School D&D AU - Part 1 The Set-up

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 07:19:19 -0000

the most self indulgent episode we’ve ever made. Full stop.

S1E36 - STAR WARS MONTH: How We’d Do A Star Wars Story

Sat, 04 Jun 2022 09:08:45 -0000

The final episode of The inaugural Star Wars month and we close things out with a bang! Did we kind of make the same movie? Did Amber make lesbians in space? Did Devin come with 5 pages of notes? All this and more shall be answered

time stamps:

2:25 - Question of the Day

9:45 - Amber’s pitch

19:45 - Devin’s pitch

1:03 - after pitch care

S1E35 - STAR WARS MONTH: Padawan - Gorrul Nesbitt the Star Pupil

Mon, 30 May 2022 03:43:28 -0000

In today’s episode of Star Wars month, topics include: The Northman, break up stories, and the nature of fan fiction. Amber also continues to out herself as a prequels apologist so we should all continue to shame her in the public square.

(Unlocked patron episode) - Dungeons and Daddies season 2 (Ft. Hans)

Sat, 21 May 2022 08:39:17 -0000

SEE WHATS BEHIND OUR TOTALLY REAL PAY WALL LOSERS!!! in today’s episode Hans and Devin discuss the Evolution of their pre made OC Bull. Listen to us talk about a podcast that is better than the one your currently listening to

S1E34 - STAR WARS MONTH: Bounty Hunter - Terrnt the Abandoned

Fri, 13 May 2022 06:30:33 -0000

With STAR WARS MONTH still in full effect our intrepid podcasters set out on a perilous quest to set the record straight on bounty hunter origin and characterization that is no longer canon! Was Bossk ever more that a cool design? Was Dengar the most interesting? (Yes, the answer is real go read his short story) was Boba Fett ever cool? All will be answered. We even bring back a Star Wars race lost in the Disney buyout.

S1E33 - STAR WARS MONTH: Droid Sidekick - PL-3 the Klepto

Thu, 05 May 2022 02:58:41 -0000

our hiatus comes to an end with a BANG! via the start of a whole themed month. Hope you’re not tired of Star Wars, because we sure aren’t.

please be sure to share, like, and review. Or don’t, I’m not you’re mom, but it would make me happy.

S1E32 - 32: Toon Link - The Thrombles the Elementals

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 20:09:17 -0000

Apologies for the audio issues on this episode, my mic was at the end of her life.

We hope you like things that aren’t Legend Of Zelda because we spent almost the whole episode talking about anything but that.

S1E31 - 31: Bugs (feat. Izaak) - ZomBEE The B-Movie Bee

Sat, 26 Mar 2022 00:03:03 -0000

an episode made to get our guest host a good grade, thus making it the most informal episode we’ve ever made. it’s also possibly the most revolting episode we’ve ever made. correlation currently unknown.

S1E30 - 30: How We'd Do The Creeper

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 22:45:14 -0000

Episode Notes

can your favorite hosts find the one character defining run this obscure superhero has always needed? Will Devin explain the convoluted history of his favorite superhero? Is Amber too depressed for podcasting? Maybe possibly some of these things will be answered

S1E29 - 29: The 100 (feat. Reggie) - Vigo the Tank

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 17:57:11 -0000

Episode Notes

were joined by long time friend of the pod Reggie to talk about the 100. Our assumptions about what a CW show can be are challenged and Devin steams rolls the character building by just talking about Rocky, classic Devin move

S1E28 - 28: How We'd Do a D&D Movie - Elijah Said the Problem Player

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 18:34:17 -0000

S1E27 - 27: Fifty Shades of Grey - Calvin Fog the Vampire

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 06:29:35 -0000

S1E26 - 26: Dollhouse - Prometheus the Composite

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 03:01:52 -0000

S1E25 - 25: Ruddigore - Sinestra the Goth Mustache Mommy

Sat, 22 Jan 2022 00:07:25 -0000

S1E24 - 24: Humongous Entertainment - Chip the Brobot Surfer

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 20:33:26 -0000

S1E23 - 23: MCU Television - Bucky and Batroc the Variants

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 21:00:00 -0000

Episode Notes

You’re favorite podcast hosts return to discuss the current state of Marvel tv. How it’s changed from the ABC and Netflix era and what they like and dislike about the current Disney+ shows. Oh we also make a character at the end cause that’s what the show is about

S1E22 - 22: Final Space - Arpeggio the Cosmic Parasite Pirate

Sun, 02 Jan 2022 05:28:27 -0000

S1E21 - 21: Hercules the Legendary Journies and Xena Warrior Princess - Monophemous the Triclops

Sun, 26 Dec 2021 04:14:45 -0000

S1E20 - 20: Boomer Newspaper Comic - Fred the Goblin

Sat, 18 Dec 2021 18:22:00 -0000

S1E19 - 19: Jak and Daxter (feat. Robert) - Takses the Eco Archaeologist

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 04:16:52 -0000

Episode Notes

this one has Bob and that’s all you need to know. You won’t understand that until you listen to the episod, but after you’ll understand.

S1E18 - 18: Trigun - Violet the Bloodthirsty and Colt the Renfield

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 21:24:26 -0000

S1E17 - 17: Commedia dell'arte (feat. Jon Prime) - Pete the Manager of the Month

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 19:00:00 -0000

S1E16 - 16: How We'd Do The Dark Universe

Sat, 20 Nov 2021 05:08:30 -0000

When the oldest surviving film studio fails to create a cinematic universe (and thing they managed to pull off back in the 40s before that was a term) two idiots with microphones will rise from the ashes and come up with a pitch for a universal monsters reboot that changed the landscape of modern cinema . Or at the very least made an above average ep of out podcast

S1E15 - 15: Titans - Barbara Gordon the Only Responsible Grown-Up

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 19:03:40 -0000

Episode Notes

Devin yells. It’s just an episode of Devin yelling about a show that is bad. Be cause the show, is very bad

S1E14 - 14: Gaming Youtubers - HK420 The Citizen Cain of Gamers

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 18:12:55 -0000

We go off the rails. Devin makes the same AVGN joke and Amber talks her history with Channel Awesome. Eventually we make a gaming YouTuber trapped in a gimmick their audience doesn’t understand who traded his integrity for merch.

S1E13 - 13: Kings of the Wyld - Panther the Metalhead

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 17:23:33 -0000

S1E12 - 12: Kim Possible - V.I.C.I.O.U.S. S.I.X. The Supervillain Squad

Sat, 23 Oct 2021 06:50:12 -0000

S1E11 - 11: How We'd Do Greek Mythology

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 23:39:26 -0000

S1E10 - 10: Arkham Horror Files - Seda Özmen the Puppetteer

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 03:46:21 -0000

S1E9 - 9: Steven Universe - George Clark the Edgelord

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 18:37:52 -0000

S1E8 - 8: Duck Tales - Rebel, Turbo, and Jet, the Witches in Training

Sat, 25 Sep 2021 02:57:12 -0000

S1E7 - 7: Pokémon Gym Leader - Eda Valentina the Red Velvet Cinnamon Roll

Sat, 11 Sep 2021 00:56:22 -0000

S1E6 - 6: Mortal Kombat - Balor the Broken

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 23:14:56 -0000

Learn why Devin doesn’t like Mortal Kombat

S1E5 - 5: Labyrinth - The Gorgon Queen the Star

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 22:15:36 -0000

S1E4 - 4: Quest for Camelot

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 21:00:00 -0000

Devin has more thoughts and feeling and Quest for Camelot than any living person and talks until Amber has to remind him the point of the podcast is not make OCs. But since we made you wait so long for the main course we give you a double serving! That’s right TWO whole OCs

S1E3 - 3: Gilmore Girls

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 00:59:14 -0000

Amber is extremely excited to give Devin all her hottest takes on a show he’s never seen. Which boys suck? which boys are puppies? And do we make the best boyfriend that never was? learn all this and more!

S1E2 - 2: Norse Mythology

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 17:03:50 -0000

Devin gives an unrehearsed lecture on Norse Mythology and Amber nods along patiently

S1E1 - 1: Gravity Falls - April the Fool

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 18:52:02 -0000

It’s the first episode hopefully we get better. We cover the much beloved Gravity Falls so no pressure