Plans Are Optional

Episode #200 - 200 is the Loneliest Number

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 10:00:43 -0000

For our 200th episode, we're celebrating with a Tom episode! We just want to say thank you to everyone who tunes in to listen to us every week. We really appreciate the support week in and week out! Without you all, this podcast wouldn't be what it is today.

Episode #199 - Harry Grisha and the Snifflers Stone

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 11:00:43 -0000

The book club finally happened! Don't worry, we promise the next one will be better. If we have said that before then please know we meant the next one and not this one. This is a good opportunity to remind everyone that washing your hands is important, as is social awareness.

Episode #198 - Erosion from Below

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 11:00:43 -0000

This episode was going to be called Soggy Concrete, looking back a few episodes though I realized it's basically the same title. So this is what you get. I see this trend continuing in a negative direction. We can only blame ourselves.

Also, for I want this to be exhibit A into Neil's effort. If you notice his audio does get BETTER once he thinks we are actually going. I am going to take it as a win.

Episode #197 - Two Legged Table

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 11:00:43 -0000

Encouragement is offered to Tom to finish (start) the book he recommended for the book club. Andrew also tries, wait for it, planning! It didn't get far.

Episode #196 - Cake Pops & Concrete

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 11:00:43 -0000

Book club is still on, just don't ask Tom or Neil. Hannah is ready for another vacation, probably. Marty makes a late arrival, that's all we learn. We never got to what Andrew was doing for Valentines day, so we'll fill you in. He was editing this podcast due to the superior planning abilities and efforts of this ensemble. Oh, also dragons AND dungeons.

Episode #195 - Tom the PawPaw

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 11:00:43 -0000

Another 4 legs join the podcast. When in doubt, add more fluff.

Episode #193 - All-Dressed

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 11:00:43 -0000

Vinegar has no place on a chip, so we brought in a true Northerner to debate the issue. Marty got lost on the way home, I'm not sure if that made the podcast, but you all should know that.

Episode #192 - Almost Farmers Only

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 11:00:43 -0000

Hannah nails first impressions. Marty is still a Tyrant. Totally unrelated to the podcast, later this evening we played skribbl.io and we learned that Hannah's 'chasm' is 'scimitar'. She said scrimatr. Try that one on for size.

Episode 191 - Plans Are Optional: A History

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 11:00:43 -0000

Taco Bell is everywhere. Refunds are not.

Episode #190 - Adult Hangover

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 11:00:43 -0000

Turnt Tom, Motivated Marty, Happy Hannah, Nose-Breath Neil, and Adequate Andrew join forces this week to continue this weird quest of a podcast. Hannah corroborates Neil's claims of hurricane force winds as well. Madness.

Episode #189 - 3 Beer Podcast

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 11:00:43 -0000

The Holidays never end. Caitlin makes a surprise appearance. Hannah looks for her birthday meal, ALL PODCAST. Tom returns from Florida without an Alligator.

Episode #188 - Boughs and Bones

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 11:00:43 -0000

if someone wants to educate us, feel free. If you manage to make it too the end of this recording despite Neil and his proclivity for being the equivalent of the guy who shows up to school without a pencil, note book, or calculator..... I just want you to know we appreciate it. Merry Christmas!

Episode #187 - Neil Can't Kneel

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 11:00:43 -0000

Is AI art good or bad? Who here hasn't seen the Muppet Christmas Carol?! Hannah gives meat away, like crazy.

Episode #186 - Can't Get Snow Satisfaction

Wed, 07 Dec 2022 11:00:43 -0000

Hannah wasn't here for this one, she was busy eating cold hot dogs out of the package. Marty won't help you to be helpful to be helpful, he will do it for a pat and a few words though. Andrew doesn't understand modern packaging. Neil is once again elusive. Tom is still wearing a white shirt.

Episode #185 - Uncharted Flatulence

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 11:00:43 -0000

Marty hates the holidays or his family, you decide.

Episode #184 - Marty Lets Andrew Down, Again

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 11:00:43 -0000

Marty refuses to enjoy anything. Tom prepares to debate himself. Andrew is older.

Episode #183 - Melancholy and the Infinite Discussion

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 11:00:43 -0000

Marty and Hannah take the stage to build their budding relationship as the best couple on the podcast. Also, I have no notes.

Episode #182 - The Woodpecker and the Tyrant

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 11:00:15 -0000

The gang’s all here for this one and Owen makes a surprise appearance. Neil claims his audio will be better than previous episodes, Marty is insistent on a podcast rebrand, and Tom has a run-in with a woodpecker on this week’s This Damn House.

Episode #181 - Terrible Couples

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 10:00:23 -0000

How do you play the newly wed game if you're not married and only have 3 people? This is how, for far too long. 4'33"

Episode #180 - NASCAR or Nothing

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 10:00:23 -0000

Marty just wants to talk about it. Neil rejoins the group from the wild. Hana Barbera. #notes.

Episode #179 - Less Than a Boat, More Than a Canoe

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 10:00:23 -0000

Tom had a bite of his dad's cheesesteak. Marty has a skincare regimen that requires space. Hannah smells considerably less than before. Basically the episode.

Episode #178 - Practice with Pudding

Wed, 12 Oct 2022 10:00:23 -0000

Two is the loneliest number that you'll ever do Two can be as bad as five It's the loneliest number since the number five

Episode #177 - Something Something Cheesesteaks

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 10:00:23 -0000

What makes a cheesesteak a cheesesteak? Better yet, why are cheesesteaks not actual steaks? EVEN BETTER, WHERE IS MARTY AND NEIL!?

Episode #176 - The List (Part 2)

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Marty is a Riot Maker. Hannah wants MORE POWER! Tom has seen everyone in concert, he's probably even saw you! Neil "wasn't just high" in college. Andrew may never return.

Episode #175 - The List (Part 1)

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 10:00:18 -0000

Put this one on the record. The podcast actually followed through with something. If you recall, Hannah had the idea to relive the past through music. A list was made! You can even follow along and listen to it on Spotify, I don't know if it would help or hurt the experience...

Episode #174 - Harry Potter Fan Fiction

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 10:00:47 -0000

Does anyone write fan fiction about this podcast?

Episode #173 - K-9 Ergonomics

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 10:00:22 -0000

All hail the printer, if you're a cat.

Episode #172 - Making a Mixtape

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 10:00:27 -0000

Neil comes clean on his uploading issues. Hannah wants to steal our music. We still haven't done dinner.

Episode #171 - Team Dinner Planning

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 10:00:34 -0000

The notes say... Something about Tom and burn cream? Hannah doesn't have pre-cancerous cells! Neil like a rice cooker.

Episode #170 - The Other Story

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 10:00:58 -0000

So Vegas happened, for some. This week the crew talks about that with a special guest!

Episode #169 - Flat Earth

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 10:00:50 -0000

Send your questions about Neil and Tom's time at their convention to our Facebook @plansareoptional or our Twitter @optionalplans

This is not a drill.

Episode #168 - A Spirited Ride

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 10:00:36 -0000

This is why we don't plan. Simple as that.

Episode #167 - Andrew was Moonlighting

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 10:00:06 -0000

Andrew and Marty go wine tasting. Hannah continues to push the "other" podcast.

Episode #166 - The Wormhole is Gone

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 10:01:17 -0000

It's a bit like pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

Episode #165 - CHOO CHOO

Wed, 22 Jun 2022 10:00:43 -0000

Apparently this field can't be left blank

Episode #164 - The Turd in the Tank

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

Marty gives the run down on how he handled Covid. Also, the rest of my notes are shit.

Episode #163 - Logistics Aren't Our Forte

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 10:00:44 -0000

Somehow planning the Vegas trip was the best thing we could come up to talk about. It's an absolute train wreck, just like the trip will be.

Episode #162 - Conferences are For....

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 10:00:00 -0000

This podcast may be a patchwork for awhile with everyone and their schedules, one day they will all come together again though! Also, what are conferences for?

Episode #161 - The Podcast is a Byproduct

Wed, 25 May 2022 10:00:27 -0000

Marty is up for long hard rides. Book it.

Episode #160 - Email Music

Wed, 18 May 2022 10:00:29 -0000

Neil and Marty met, there were fireworks, obviously. Also, how do you know if you're boring? Our number of listens doesn't count!

Episode #159 - Color Wheel of Emotions

Wed, 11 May 2022 10:00:31 -0000

Hannah is an official squatter. She's the boss now.

Episode #158 - Missing Files

Wed, 04 May 2022 10:00:07 -0000

Roses are red, violets are blue. Bologna is gross, but I like that tune.

Episode #157 - Marty's Game

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 10:00:17 -0000

This episode is dedicated to Tom and his ability to overthink life all the way down to which shoe will he tie first.

Episode #156 - Doppelgänger

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 10:00:16 -0000

If you were to have a movie about your life, who would play you?

Episode #155 - Reviberate

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 10:00:14 -0000

Something went wrong and only Andrew and Marty showed up to record. Marty serves updates on his living arrangements and Andrew just wants to talk about motorcycles.

Episode #154 - Not Our Three Year

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 10:00:52 -0000

Tom has lost the ability to know when he is or isn't working, apparently, according to Neil. We also learn that Hannah get's things done, even during her bio-breaks. Everybody has a price, we find Neil's. The sidebars take us the farthest.

Episode #153 - The Pet Psychic

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 10:00:46 -0000

Something about drive thru kids and beer glasses.

Update: I didn't publish this one at the right time, I am not sure what happened but QC was MIA. Editor Andrew will take half the blame on this one.

Episode #152 - Badventism

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 10:00:56 -0000

The crew is joined this week by Caitlin. It's the finally the Advent podcast. Take a listen to Caitlin and Hannah's experiences and see if you can learn anything more than the others, they had a slow class this week.

Episode #151 - Marty Shows Her Off

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 10:00:32 -0000

Something died in Hannah. Marty should finish his sentences quicker. Tom makes a move. Andrew doesn't want to eat with his girlfriend. Something like that.

Episode #150 - Late Fees: The Librarian Strikes Again

Wed, 09 Mar 2022 11:00:35 -0000

Alright, here's the scoop. Usually our titles will have SOMETHING to do with the podcast. Unfortunately in a wild turn of events we don't have notes. Within that same timeframe of everything falling apart, we also didn't release the episode. The Librarian caught us and served us our papers for the late fee, she strikes again. So for those of you that read the descriptions, I hope you are a little less confused than before. We're sorry for the delay, except Neil, he has no clue.

Episode #149 - Sidewalk Doormat

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 11:00:22 -0000

We started with the lights out on this one.

Episode #148 - Eisbrecher

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 11:00:56 -0000

Canadian Geese: Large Wet and Fresh.

No, I don't remember why that's in the notes.

Episode #147 - Mumberpig

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 11:00:33 -0000

I don't have many notes on this one. I mean, I do have a note where Marty took a big bite of a quesadilla when we were just starting up. That's typical. I also have what looks to be my attempt to get through that days wordle, results are undetermined.

Episode #146 - Fast Forward to Saturday

Wed, 09 Feb 2022 11:00:52 -0000

Tom tells a tale of times traversed in a trepid land full of terrible happenings. Also, we are starting a book fair.

Episode #145 - Whining with Wine

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 11:00:01 -0000

Why did Blockbuster die? What is the difference between a dwarf and a gnome? If a space sasquatch is a wookie, is a space dwarf an ewok?

Episode #144 - Mediocre Meteorologist Marty

Wed, 26 Jan 2022 11:00:31 -0000

Hannah, Marty, and Tom discuss New Year's Eve, Hannah gives us live COVID test results, and Marty breaks down the weather and geology of the Pacific Northwest. Marty creates a new phrase which will be taking the world by storm this year.

Episode #143 - Marty Performs Manual Labor

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 11:00:41 -0000

More Christmas discussions and Neil audio issues, but at least his dog didn’t run away this year for Christmas. Marty decides to stick it to the podcast hosts by shoveling his neighbor’s driveways and sidewalks but it backfires on him when he doesn’t get a thank you. Editor Tom in the house!

Episode #142 - Can We Use Your Bathroom?

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 08:19:35 -0000

Marty has the need to give everything an acronym. Neil is in the public facilities business. Tom doesn't understand Dune. Hannah's audio decides to disappear. Andrew has already talked about Dune.

Episoide #141 - Hannah and Tom Quit

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 11:00:58 -0000

Apparently Andrew was tired upon further inspection of this podcast while editing. You're in for a treat because it was a race between finishing this editing and NyQuil for the editor. Something must be going around.

Episode #140 - Bad Wings, Worse Chip

Wed, 29 Dec 2021 11:00:35 -0000

If you all aren't over Christmas yet, no worries! We will probably hit it for a few episodes because we are behind. If you are over Christmas, well, let us know.

Also, have any of you tried the one chip challenge? That's what we really want to know.

Episode #139 - Lemon Cutting

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 11:00:16 -0000

I know for a fact we talk about cord cutting on this, beyond that I have started to write out a backstory for a DnD character. That definitely didn't make the podcast.

Episode #138 - Andrew and the Bus (Baked)

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 07:44:15 -0000

Neil didn't provide any show notes either. I'm throwing this one in the oven and seeing what happens!

Edit: This is apparently the better baked version.

Episode #138 - Andrew and the Bus (Raw Behind the Mic Version)

Wed, 15 Dec 2021 11:00:10 -0000

Neil didn't provide any show notes either. I'm throwing this one in the oven and seeing what happens!

EDIT: Apparently Neil uploaded the unedited version. Of course I am leaving it up.

Episode #137 - Halloween Jesus

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 11:00:48 -0000

No really, no notes.

Episode #136 - The Humblebrag

Wed, 01 Dec 2021 11:35:29 -0000

When things are going downhill sometimes you can't stop them. Like this recording. Peter is on again in a continuation from last week!

Episode #135 - Thanksgiving Episode: Family Surprise

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 11:00:28 -0000

Canadian Neil joins this week. Apologies to the Queen.

Episode #134 - Algorithmic Regurgitation of Content

Wed, 17 Nov 2021 11:00:50 -0000

We're in the meta now, we think, maybe.

Episode #133 - Circle, Triangle, Square

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 12:50:41 -0000

Spoiler alert if you haven't watched Squid Game. I don't think we talk about golf in this one.

Episode #132 - A Victory for Democracy

Wed, 03 Nov 2021 10:10:25 -0000

I think we end up talking about golf again, we're ruined.

Episode #131 - Tom has a List

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 10:00:40 -0000

We've talked about Pepsi Blue before right? Back on the regular schedule now that we have the book club episode out. FOR NOW!

Episode #130 - Dune is Star Wars

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 06:25:21 -0000

Book club has arrived! If you haven't read Dune by Frank Herbert, or haven't seen the movie and you don't want things to be spoiled, don't listen to this! If you prefer to listen to high quality content, don't listen to this! There are plenty of other warnings out there that I am sure would apply.

Episode #129 - Neil is sick of this Ph.D

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 09:50:52 -0000

How do I upload episodes if I can't close a zoom call?

Episode #128 - Neil Falls

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 10:00:42 -0000

Neil and Tom weigh in on some past podcasts.

Episode #127 - The Men's Room

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 07:48:25 -0000

Neil thought about stand up at one point. Marty stayed in drama for a girl. Tom really likes farming. Did I miss anything?

Episode #126 - Tom is Still Bad at Golf

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 10:00:40 -0000

You don't get show notes this week!

Episode #125 - Time in a Bottle

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 10:00:23 -0000

Sometimes you finish recording and then decide to just hit that record again. This is one of those times. Marty had the feels so we got in on that with him.

Episode #124 - The Classy Episode

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 13:12:17 -0000

With Neil and Tom out this week it wasn't hard to bring a bit of high society to the podcast this week. Maybe it didn't last, but we tried.

Episode #123 - We Must Construct Additional Pylons

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 10:00:43 -0000

Tom is going pro in golf. FORE!

Episode #122 - Thick Worms

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 10:00:29 -0000

He lied to us

Episode #121 - Clock Talk

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 10:00:52 -0000

I think at some point during this episode we debate whether or not Chipotle is junk food, on brand. As an aside, as I was looking at my pad where I take my notes for this here weekly ride, I noticed some notes that I don't remember from the episode. Your first thought should be, "too much beer". Really though I just was writing a few codes that a vehicle is throwing me. So for any of you that read this, you should know this episode could have been called "P2419 Evap System Switching Valve Control Circuit Low", if it wasn't for my sharp intellect to steer me straight. Granted, that episode title would have worked.

Episode #120 - Spring Training

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 10:00:34 -0000

The crew didn't even pick anyone up off of waivers but it still feels like the first day of school, or something like that.

Episode #119 - The Three Musketeers

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 10:00:16 -0000

Hey, Andrew here. As I wasn't here for this recording and I didn't edit this podcast, I can only assume this is another discussion about candy bars.

Episode #118 - Tom Tells a Tale

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 13:00:33 -0000

Thanks to Marty, our new fulltime editor this podcast is now available for your listening pleasure!

Episode #117 - Mint Spanking Marty

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 10:00:13 -0000

We require more ice.

Episode #116 - The Filter Podcast

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 10:00:44 -0000

Tom takes the reigns and really gets into Neil's upcoming game. You can add it to your wishlist on Steam! Do it!

Episode #115 - Mayo End First

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 10:00:32 -0000

Andrew's to-do list: Validate Hannah

This is written in the notes, did it work?!

FUTURE ANDREW HERE: Yeah, turns out the end of Neil's audio goes missing. I came back to see what I did wrong. It's just no there folks, sorry.

Episode #114 - Boxing Below Our Weight Class

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 10:00:45 -0000

Hannah is indeed under verbal contract, just in case who ever reads this is worrying. I suppose if you're reading these "show notes" I'll let you know right off the bat Neil was bobbing and weaving, right technique, wrong time.

Episode #113 - Han-nahhhhh

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 10:30:24 -0000

We're a soccer podcast now, clearly.

Episode #112 - Pizza Loofa

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 10:00:05 -0000

Does sand give you sticky feet? Should Marty adopt the bridal suite lifestyle? Is salad cream a thing? Also, Tom is quality control now, all complaints will be forwarded to him.

Episode #111 - Tom Breaks Beds

Wed, 26 May 2021 10:00:43 -0000

Show notes don't even need to happen anymore! Marty will sum up the episode for you, the listener. All you have to do is make it to the end! Oh fine, you want a teaser? Hannah has a fan fiction pen name.

Episode #110 - Stick to the Script

Wed, 19 May 2021 08:35:42 -0000

Marty is one with two wheels, Neil is hopeless. The crew recorded for nearly two hours but somehow this was brought to 55 minutes, we no longer know what we talked about. Scripts don't work.

Episode #109 - True Crime Trine (Anthem)

Wed, 12 May 2021 10:00:25 -0000

Hannah has started a new podcast with new friends for new fame, the rest aren't invited. You should still check it out though!

Episode #108 - The Real First Episode

Wed, 05 May 2021 10:00:51 -0000

As we put this out into the wild, Andrew has forgotten to find the 'Total Swagger' photo. Have no fear though, 7th grade Marty has made an appearance on our socials. This week the crew tries again to figure out what this thing is all about, see what they landed on!

Episode #107 - Candy Sacrifice

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 10:00:11 -0000

I'll be honest, I am not sure what we talked about here, which is why we have a title that encompasses what we started off with. Look, this is just what happens sometimes, roller coaster, remember?

Episode #106 - Drawers

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 10:00:35 -0000

Neil wants to know what you're hiding. It's the most reasonable want of the podcast this week. Trust us.

Episode #105 - A Few of Our Favorite Things

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 10:00:53 -0000

The crew figured you should learn a bit more about their favorite things, allegedly.

Episode #104 - An Offensive Wind

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 10:00:12 -0000

Neil takes the reins and Tom takes the plunge. The crew tried a Sunday recording, this is the aftermath.

Episode #103 - Black Water

Wed, 24 Mar 2021 10:30:30 -0000

Upsets in the NCAA tourney, upsets in the fish tank.

Episode #102 - Where's the Bar?

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 10:00:15 -0000

Missed opportunities, we all have them.

Episode #101 - Online Dating Pays Off

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 11:00:11 -0000

Listen in on this weeks episode as the group finally learns what Marty's last meal would be, among other things they have been getting themselves into.

Episode #100 - Century Club

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0000

One hundredth episode goes exactly as planned. We promise.

Episode #99 - The Anti-Hannah

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 11:00:06 -0000

The crew is back together? Who even is on this pyramid scheme of a podcast anymore? What is wrong with roses? This and more in this weeks episode.

Episode #98 - Better Than Nothing

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 12:00:21 -0000

A bit of Valentine Day banter, a bit of cannibalism, and a deep dive into our missing cast member, Marty.

Episode #97 - Space Giardia

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 13:00:32 -0000

This episode the crew is joined by Tom, a listener who has also watched the expanse to prove his friendship to Neil as that's the things to do. If you have seen the show, what did you think of it?

Episode #96 - The Story is not Over

Wed, 03 Feb 2021 13:53:45 -0000

Is the bookclub abandoned? Never! Is Neil saying half rounds up? Yes! Will we accept that!? No! So, in other news, the crew rambles on for an hour to prove to you just how aimless they can be. Marty may be MIA in a few future episodes, what will they do without him?

Episode #95 - Wao, Essentially Arrested

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 14:28:03 -0000

This week we revisit our book club with Hannah and Marty giving the scoop on 'Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao' by Junot Diaz.

Episode #94 - Milk

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 13:55:35 -0000

Neil is convinced that Marty is overlooking 'Event Horizon'.

Episode #93 - Three Rooms, Two Wheels, and One Switch

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 13:53:26 -0000

Book club incoming next week, possibly, hopefully.

Episode #92 - One Foot Forward

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 14:15:57 -0000

A new round of resolutions and reflection on last years resolutions!

Episode #91 - A Small Part

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 13:41:21 -0000

To wrap up the year, a drinking game was made based around Neil last episode. Listen to see if he figures it out. Also, 2020 is over so the crew tries to be positive about it the best way they know how, with no plans.

Episode #90 - The Christmas Miracle

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:06:15 -0000

Marty has a plan to do nothing this podcast, after all his previous effort it's a deserved respite. Neil is off gallivanting in the wild somewhere and is nowhere to be seen this week. Hannah is getting ready for Stove Top stuffing (not sponsored). Andrew complains about something as always. Merry Christmas from Plans are Optional!

Episode #89 - The Faffing

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 14:17:25 -0000

The crew takes on British slang this week! Also, they have chosen the new book for the book club!

Episode #88 - Hannahbal

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 13:49:57 -0000

Apparently there are weird monoliths going up and down everywhere so the gang gets topical to talk about weird monuments.

Episode #87 - Two Truths and an Article

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 14:05:00 -0000

After doing a podcast weekly for well over a year, it was time to break the ice.

Episode #86 - Prison Neil

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 16:08:52 -0000

A few hot takes about the show '60 Days In'. How do you define reality television?

Episode #85 - Ledgeishlashur

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 14:16:07 -0000

It finally happened, Neil took a citizenship test, sort of. Marty put together another Kahoot and live streamed it! The pressure was on!

Episode #84 - Macho Man Randy Savage

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 04:40:56 -0000

Come say hi, discuss the episodes and more!W

Episode #83 - Dr. Tarot-Nooooo

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 13:45:24 -0000

This week was supposed to be a look back at our tarot readings and it was for awhile! Then Hannah decided to go off the grid, Marty then had to improvise!

Episode #82 - Where's Waldo? (aka Our Topic)

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 10:00:32 -0000

Andrew is looking for Halloween costume ideas, let's see if the crew can help him out. Marty suggests we all run, virtually. In between those two topics were a smattering of topics.

Episode #81 - The Character Flaw

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:00:49 -0000

It's hard to recover after what happened last week. The home produced podcast must go on though!

Episode #80 - Perp, The Fourth Trimester

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 13:44:25 -0000

Marty tried to plan, this happened. In other news, Neil found a pen, Hannah has her baby teeth, and Andrew is still debating if this should be out in the wild.

Episode #79 - Would You Rather We Stay On Script?

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 10:00:56 -0000

With some help from the listener submissions the crew make it through a gauntlet of "Would You Rather" style questions. Sometimes they even explain them.

Episode #78 - Daddy Wands

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 10:00:34 -0000

Marty really likes getting his tarot read so once again we look to the cards for our future endeavors. Spoiler alert, better content isn't part of that future.

Episode #77 - Optional Way Round

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 10:00:40 -0000

The crew decides to capitalize on Neil's punctuality and discuss 'Long Way Round', an adventure series starring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman as they traverse around the world on motorcycles.

Episode #76 - One of Marty's Best Ideas

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 10:00:59 -0000

Trivia didn't happen, blame Andrew. In other news though, instead of a book club the gang is going to be taking on "Long Way Round". Inspiration has struck!

Episode #75 - Baby Teeth and a Bad Boss

Wed, 09 Sep 2020 13:00:18 -0000

Hannah gets to experience the true recording experience with no plan. Neil questions his own parenting methods. Marty has an adventure in mind. Andrew, just along for the ride.

Episode #74 - Unsolved Mystertees

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 13:48:16 -0000

The crew is back with a long synopsis, and a weak analysis! This week they discuss the Unsolved Mysteries reboot and more specifically an episode about aliens, because, aliens.

Episode #73 - Plans Are Optional Anonymous

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 12:55:45 -0000

It's an episodes of firsts and last firsts and some amount of confusion on all parties. Hannah joins again! Let us know what we are going to talk about next week, or don't, that's fine too, we have Neil.

Episode #72 - Fall Guys, Sort Of

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 07:45:41 -0000

Marty broke things and gave up, we tried to keep going on Fall Guys, the new game where you run around as a bean and try to win, something.

Episode #71 - Dentist Sponsored Beer Pong

Wed, 12 Aug 2020 13:31:36 -0000

Neil has a new set up, again. Sorry. Back to the muddy start where we have no tarot readings, no articles, and definitely no plan.

Episode #70 - Revisiting the Tarot (Polishing a turd)

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 13:25:29 -0000

Hannah joins the group again this week to see just how the last month panned out after their tarot readings, check it out!

Episode #69 - No Andrew

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 13:00:56 -0000

Sleepy Neil and Marty the Editor join forces to put out this weeks episode. Listen in!

Episode #68 - Hip-Hopera

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 13:00:33 -0000

Another week, another episode of nonsense.This week includes, the A-team and Hamilton. As well as gas giants (revisited...sort of).

Episode #67 - Syllables in Space

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 13:00:41 -0000

We shouldn't write poetry or discuss science, or have a podcast but we do.

Episode #66 - The Fozliners

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 13:40:57 -0000

This was recorded ages ago. We had to scrap together audio and show notes(aka Andrew lost them). We can only assume it will be a great success.

Episode #65 - Hannah the Voodoo Princess

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 12:30:26 -0000

This week listen in on the discussion of "The Hot Zone" by Richard Preston. We are also joined by Hannah a PhD student who suggested the book for the group. She will also do readings for the guys, because, science!

Episode #64 - The Cold Zone

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 13:45:38 -0000

No Hot Zone discussion this week. Andrew can't remember what this episode is about. Let us know if you listen to it!

Episode #63 - Cocktail Hour

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 13:32:43 -0000

Neil introduces his new segment, Marty doesn't like Guinness, Andrew doesn't want to Banter.

Episode #62 - Would You Wine

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 13:26:49 -0000

Read a book with us! June 24th (Don't hold us to that).

Episode #61 - George Floyd

Wed, 03 Jun 2020 13:11:04 -0000

Marty shares his thoughts on the death of George Floyd and current events.

Episode #60 - The Rise of Audio Issues

Wed, 27 May 2020 13:27:04 -0000

The challenge is now yours. We tried to do an episode where you watch a movie with us and a few guests of the podcast. We knew it was a bad idea and we did nothing to stop it.

Episode #59 - We Will Never Financially Recover From This

Thu, 14 May 2020 02:03:55 -0000

Book selection time! We have a new book to read, our one for the year. You can call us educated if you want to. We also finally share our thoughts on Joe Exotic and the streaming phenomenon that took over quarantine.

Episode #58 - Jagelin aka The Bernie Hypothesis

Wed, 06 May 2020 11:58:49 -0000

Surprising enough the guys talked about UFOs before they were even a thing. Neil recaps us with a harrowing story from his younger days Then they struggle to say Ufology.

Episode #57 - Subaru Survival

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 13:45:02 -0000

Marty is a survivalist, and he plans on navigating us to the promised land of Burning Man, online.

Episode #56 - Grace vs. Green Screen

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 01:34:28 -0000

Ed joins the entire group this time to discuss "The Tree of Life" by Terrence Malick. Watch the movie and jump in on the conversation!

Episode #55 - British Pop Astrology

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 12:00:23 -0000

Still looking for book suggestions, still figuring out how to podcast, still quarantined.

Episode #54 - The Last Bidet

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 13:28:48 -0000

Another week left to our own devices.

Episode #53 - Marbles Lost

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 12:00:23 -0000

In another bout with lack of preparedness and absence of planning the boys released an episode on April Fools day without realizing it. Missed opportunities are pretty easy to come by with this group. Instead they try to entertain themselves in their varying states of social isolation.

Episode #52 - The Hair

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 12:54:55 -0000

After years of procrastination, Andrew finally watches the film, "Heat" by Michael Mann. In celebration he brings on Ed, the friend originally responsible for suggesting the film.

Episode #51 - Conch, Cockles, and Conkers

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 12:45:06 -0000

We were forced to record remotely for this one, which did absolutely nothing to impede the quality you have come to expect.

Episode #50 - Chesticle Area

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 13:19:53 -0000

Neil is MIA with the funk. Marty doesn't like tip lines.

Episode #49 - Vanilla Beige

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 13:44:42 -0000

Hard hitting topics this week: Does vanilla have merit as an ice cream flavor? Does a DC/Marvel mix make sense? Does this ever get better?

Episode #48 - Lost in Life

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 05:24:28 -0000

Later than we like to post, but we took a wrong turn and got lost.

Episode #47 - $200 Dollars and a Day Off

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 13:30:14 -0000

In this episode the guys talk about what they're dedicated too. It's not this podcast.

Episode #46 - Double Decker

Thu, 13 Feb 2020 04:17:14 -0000

Our three hosts finally catch up this week....whewwww

Episode #45 - Willful Disobedience

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 13:36:34 -0000

Marty blows up his computer, Neil masters the intro. What more could you want in an episode, really?

Episode #44 - Consider This Season Two

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 15:11:01 -0000

With Neil lost in the wilderness this week Marty and Andrew take on a well under prepared podcast head on.

Episode #43 - Cheese and Things

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 15:06:27 -0000

New year haze is still in the air, surrounding the thoughts of our hosts. Apparently there is a cheese challenge? Marty and Neil discuss their get rich quick scheme. Andrew slowly dies inside.

Episode #42 - Restroom Rhetoric

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 14:00:19 -0000

After the holidays it's kind of hard to get back into the swing of things. The guys struggle with that and hope to bring you down with them.

Episode #41 - New Year, Same Podcast

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 14:00:21 -0000

Andrew, Marty and Neil talk about some resolutions and even touch upon some movie that came out. Marty doesn't like it, naturally.

Episode #40 - Queuing for Christmas

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 14:00:14 -0000

Special guest "The Librarian", joins the guys as they finally discuss their first attempt at a book club.

I will probably re-edit this, I probably also won't. Time will tell.

Episode #39 - I Have a Bad Feeling About This

Wed, 18 Dec 2019 13:08:15 -0000

WonderCondor takes on AdorableBoa in Star Wars knowledge, created by Marty. If you want to join in next time we do trivia, let us know!

Episode #38 - Recording is Optional

Wed, 11 Dec 2019 14:00:31 -0000

Joining late Andrew learns of Marty's plan for Star Wars trivia, join us next week for it!

Episode #37 - Turkeys Testicle's

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 13:35:11 -0000

Episode 37 show notes: Neil has a new mic. Marty keeps dying. Andrew likes it better with hot sauce.

Episode #36 - Canadian Solitaire

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 15:24:38 -0000

Joined by Canadian Neil (Peter), the crew tries to figure out what they are doing wrong.

Episode #35 - Pledge Lite

Wed, 20 Nov 2019 14:00:17 -0000

Andrew tried Omegle, Neil pushes through the pain and Marty longs to be listened to. Also, good news on the fight against Ebola!

Episode #34 - Strong, Dark and Bubbly

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 14:00:37 -0000

The guys finally choose a book, if you want to read "The Queue" by Basma Abdel Aziz with them start today! They also talk about nothing of relevance for the rest of the hour.

Episode #33 - Home Depot on Coruscant

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 14:00:44 -0000

Everyone is back and they decide to start a true crime podcast with alleged kickball nepotism that goes all the way to the top. sort of. A few bits about star wars, lack of rocket league and some talk about Halloween as well.

Episode #32 - Lonely Dog Food

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 13:31:14 -0000

Andrew is left alone this week, it could have been a dangerous decision. He decided to keep it calm though and just update you all with a few things. A very few things. Like basically, nothing. If this was an anime series you could consider this a filler episode.

Episode #31 - Star Wars Episode IX: The Empire Funds Neil

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 13:00:09 -0000

In this episode we take you into the mind of Neil through his echo. We also talk more Star Wars and bad jokes. Plans are predictable.

Episode #30 - Missing Package

Wed, 16 Oct 2019 13:00:30 -0000

The closest to a true crime podcast we'll ever get. We investigate where a missing parcel is. We also talk about Microsoft's new flight sim coming out next year!

Episode #29 - Skittles and Needles

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 13:00:11 -0000

Still looking for suggestions for their upcoming book club the guys catch up on a few things, like bars by the hour, bowling technique, wandering, and indie game development. If you wish, feel free to contribute to Neil's latest game! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cleardotgames/who-stole-my-beard-a-detective-adventure-game-about-beards

Episode #28 - Deep Space Wine

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 13:00:01 -0000

The crew is looking for book suggestions for the newly formed "Plans Are Optional Book Club", that name isn't official yet. They also take a quick dive into outer space with a pit stop in Detroit.

Episode #27 - More Awesome Thing

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 13:00:25 -0000

The guys catch up this week and talk a little about their past few weeks. Then Andrew got sick and this is all he could muster for show notes.

Episode #26 - Hogwarts: A Disaster

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 14:45:50 -0000

They try trivia again, this time with Harry Potter. Marty the Hufflepuff and Neil the Squib go head to head for the house cup.

Episode #25 - Nailed It

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 12:30:15 -0000

They try to go further into Marty's love life, but the guys need your help.

Episode #24 - Trial by Tinder

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 13:00:13 -0000

We are going to makeover Marty's Tinder, come along for the journey!

Episode #23 - Montana Edition

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 12:30:41 -0000

Andrew and Marty venture to Montana, Neil wasn't along for the ride unfortunately. They join up with AJ and Jacob to discuss things like asteroids, diets, and songwriting.

Episode #22 - Avocado Canoe

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 13:34:40 -0000

Marty and Andrew made it back from Montana, barely. Neil is also an avocado master.

Episode #21 - Dungeon Master

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 12:00:05 -0000

They tried to record two podcasts in a row, it wasn't a success. What would this podcast be without continual hiccups?!

Music by Whitesand - The Dark Side of Me, Original

Episode #20 - Natural Woman

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 15:30:05 -0000

This week the guys take a moment to catch up on everything they have been missing because they suck at social media.

Episode #19 - Rockets Engaged

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 12:30:48 -0000

Aaron and Sara join to tell their improbable road, from, "What a save!" all the way to, "I do!".

Episode #18 - Treeshaker

Wed, 24 Jul 2019 12:00:18 -0000

A few more submissions for the "End of the World" articles made there way in this week! Also, 90-minute tacos aren't very popular apparently, who knew?

Episode #17 - Quidditch Quandary

Wed, 17 Jul 2019 12:30:35 -0000

Apparently quidditch is now a real sport, Andrew and Neil like Indian cuisine, and Marty is going to storm Area 51.

Episode #16 - End of the World Apparel

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 12:00:21 -0000

This week we recap the birthday weeks of Marty and Neil, take a stab at loot boxes, and try and shake things up for next week. Stay tuned!

Episode #15 - A House Divided

Wed, 03 Jul 2019 12:00:43 -0000

Andrew and Neil are joined by TJ, finally. Join them for a little bit of everything this week! There will be trivia, world records, and British goodbyes.

Episode #14 - Mountain Mama

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 13:00:16 -0000

Neil takes the mic, Marty talks about a puzzle that is still under construction, and Andrew is just along for the ride. Who would you recast in a new X-Men series?

Episode #13 - DadBod Delight

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 13:00:16 -0000

Blind reviews, beer controllers for games, breaking promises. This episode has it all.

Episode #12 - Funky, Fortified, Franzia

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 13:58:02 -0000

They tried to do a podcast without Marty and everything backfired. Here we present our failings to you, for all to see.

Episode #11 - Earl Grey Hobnobbin

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 01:54:52 -0000

In this episode the crew learns Andrew can binge watch shows at light speed apparently, Marty wants drinking buddies but doesn't want the buddy part of it, and Neil has fallen off the British bandwagon.

Episode #10 - Things I Hate About You

Wed, 29 May 2019 13:00:46 -0000

The crew in this episode discusses the new Aladdin, Canada, and let the feelings flow. Sort of.

Episode #9 - Librarian to the Rescue

Wed, 22 May 2019 13:54:23 -0000

The guys explore a little bit of the world of subscriptions boxes, Andrew looks like a goon doing the all the clothes challenge by himself, and a personal plea goes out to Marty's friend.

Episode #8 - Neil in the Stacks

Wed, 15 May 2019 23:58:55 -0000

First jobs, biggest regrets, lots of underwear. What else is there to say this week?

Episode #7 - God Save The Queen

Wed, 08 May 2019 13:30:00 -0000

In this episode the crew discusses shows that didn't get their fair shake, why we don't have anyone talking to us on Twitter or Facebook among other things.

Episode #6 - Endgame Spoilers and Confusion

Wed, 01 May 2019 13:30:53 -0000

We discuss our viewing experiences with Avengers Endgame, then we struggle with everything else. So, back to normal. Send us questions on Facebook and Twitter!

Episode #5 - The One Where Marty Wears All The Clothes

Wed, 24 Apr 2019 13:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss how little we have come to where we are at. We also touch on the newest Marvel Movie that is about to be hitting the big screens. As a capstone, we're trying to get Marty to try on everything he owns. Interact with us on Facebook and on Twitter @OptionalPlans!

Episode #4 - Are Hot Dogs Star Wars?

Wed, 17 Apr 2019 15:33:40 -0000

Nothing is certain except for death and taxes....as well as Marty gatekeeping Star Wars, Neil launching an awesome new project, and absolutely everything going as planned.

Episode #3.5 - Déjà vu

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 10:10:18 -0000

Our newly branded heroes in the episode learn what it's like to relive moments from your past.

Episode #2 - Barry Manilow and the Culicidae

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 05:24:31 -0000

Andrew, Marty, and Neil take science to a BBQ.

Episode #1 - What Are We Doing?

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 04:12:12 -0000

Andrew, Marty, and Neil get from point "A" to point "A" in record time.