Podcast Vs Podcast

851 Actual Survivor / Podcast Vs Podcast Presents: Advertisements

Fri, 08 May 2020 18:40:18 -0000

Our good podcast boys return, fresh off of immediately staying up until 10 PM to watch two hours of Survivor. Piers has finally seen the light when it comes to his friend's favourite reality show, but he has a few ideas on how to improve it. Meanwhile, Erik felt more inspired by the commercials than the show itself. Give it a listen!!

849 Real Time Real Talk / Let's Shake The Handshake

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 19:03:00 -0000

Piers and Erik return after their month-long hiatus with a refreshing balm for your COVID-19 blues. Piers has a great idea for letting everyone hear the boys at all times, and Erik has some suggestions for what to do about shaking hands from now on. Enjoy!

848 Silver Linings Podcast / Food Safety / Your Idea Is Bad And You Should Feel Bad

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:26:00 -0000

SEAN HAGEN returns to the show for the fourth week in a row! In this episode, we've got a pitch about finding the nice things in the dark cloud of our modern times. We've got a pitch about denigrating people for their terrible ideas. And we also have a pitch about how many mushrooms are safe to put on a sandwich. It's awesome! (Don't listen if you have a spider phobia.)

847 Get Outta My Court And Into My Jail / I'm Mad Now / Oh God I'm Old

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 20:44:00 -0000

Folks, Sean's month-long reign continues unabated! And this episode... he pitches TWICE. Also featuring the greatest pitch of all time from Erik. Do NOT miss this one!

846 The Sound Gardeners / Greenhouse Of Terror / Can I Pet Your Borb?

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 20:24:00 -0000

He's back again, folks... SEAN HAGEN returns to the pod! The three of us talk about slowing down and enjoying the beauty of sound, as well as speeding up and becoming horrified by [whatever the opposite of the beauty of sound is]. It's super good!

845 Comedy Cage / False Alarms / Dispatch

Thu, 20 Feb 2020 18:55:00 -0000

We're joined this week by SEAN HAGEN from DMs of Vancouver, and for once our guest has an actual good idea! Wow! Piers and Erik just have the usual crap, though (some 911-based ideas or something, who cares.)

844 Teen Beat With DJ EJ / Tip Tips / Teen Tipping Tips

Thu, 13 Feb 2020 18:31:22 -0000

We've got JOSEPH STILWELL back again to talk to us about teens, tipping, and literally nothing else.

843 Corrections And Omissions / Fight Club: New Class / God Garb

Thu, 06 Feb 2020 20:04:00 -0000

We're joined today by JOSEPH STILWELL! Join us as we reminisce about mistakes Piers and Erik have made in the past, look into the future with a new generation of fighters, and gab about religious fashion in the present as well. Fun!!

842 Movie Roulette Update / 4/20 Raise It / Men Explain Things To Me

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 18:18:00 -0000

Folks, we hope you aren't sick of XANTHEA VANDELAY because she's back again! Podcasts pitched this episode include one about movies, one about ~weeeeeed~, and one edutainment show where we explain things to Piers. Enjoy!

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841 Bradley For King / Grocery List / The Podcast Brothers

Thu, 23 Jan 2020 20:46:00 -0000

The famous Podcast Brothers are joined today by KING BRADLEY AND HIS ULTIMATE EYE, who sounds suspiciously like Xanthea Vandelay! Not a lot in the way of podcasts are pitched this episode because Piers was so annoyed, but Erik does have a good one about two brothers who have a podcast together. So check it out!!

840 Loud Partners / Which Starter Did You Pick Piers / The More The Merrier

Thu, 16 Jan 2020 18:45:51 -0000

Piers and Erik are joined today by XANTHEA VANDELAY to talk about all sorts of dumbass shit like which companies are owned by other companies, Pokemon, and how many people can fit in a room. It's extremely pointless.

839 Worst Roommate / Bane's Bane / Bachelor Party

Thu, 02 Jan 2020 19:29:11 -0000

JESSY BOROS returns for the second week in a row, and our good podcast boys pitch some shows about stuff like which Batman villains would be the worst roommates, how to plan the perfect bachelor party, and how to plan the downfall of Piers' many nemeses.

838 The Youngster Hour / That Is This / The Humanure Podcast

Thu, 26 Dec 2019 20:10:56 -0000

The boys are back again, joined by JESSY BOROS! In this very special "shit and poop" themed episode, our three podcasters pitch shows ostensibly focused primarily on shit and poop. Check this shit out!!

837 The Wizards Of Gore / FX

Thu, 14 Nov 2019 17:04:12 -0000

Permanent co-host TRISTAN WHEELER returns for his final episode to discuss special effects and horror movie classics with other permanent co-host Erik.

836 Back To School Tips 3 / Guide To Pre-Gaming

Thu, 07 Nov 2019 18:41:37 -0000

The two permanent co-hosts of PvP, Erik and TRISTAN WHEELER, are back again with another hot batch of pods for your ears some incredibly sound, almost TOO useful, advice for going back to school and/or partying.

835 The Laughcast / Stuff On The Bus

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 16:47:27 -0000

Erik and newest permanent co-host TRISTAN WHEELER pitch podcasts about laughing and stuff. Wait, stuff? Yeah, one of the pitches today is about "stuff". So take a listen if you like to laugh!

834 Who Ya Got? / The Chemical Brothers

Thu, 24 Oct 2019 17:21:02 -0000

Piers-haters, it's finally your time to shine; Erik has booted Mr. Rae for good and replaced him, permanently, with TRISTAN WHEELER! In his debut episode as the new permanent host, Tristan has a chemical-based podcast to pitch, whereas Erik appeals to the lowest common denominator with some "Who Would Win In A Fight Between X And Y" shit. Enjoy!!

833 Five Out Of Five Arks / Riding The Skytrain With / Daniel Chai's Vault Of Horrors

Thu, 03 Oct 2019 17:24:22 -0000

I hope you fools didn't think DANIEL CHAI was gone after just one episode, because he's back again today! Whether we're travelling by ark, train, or fantastical horror-themed creature, he's the one you want by your side. Listen up!!

832 Keyboard Warriors / Crucicinema / Thrift And Shout

Thu, 26 Sep 2019 19:30:19 -0000

The wonderful DANIEL CHAI joins us today as we pitch around a handful of podcasts about keyboards, christian cinema, and the powerful stories (and potential profit) of items you could find in a thrift store. Check it out!

831 Canadians And Americans / More Alike Than Not / What Is The Florida?

Thu, 19 Sep 2019 17:40:51 -0000

For the third week in a row, MALCOLM MCLEOD joins us to talk about all the different ways that certain countries are different, but also, crucially, how they might also be quite similar as well.

830 Medical Advice / Legal Zoom / So We Built A Time Machine

Thu, 12 Sep 2019 17:00:36 -0000

Today the boys are joined by MALCOM MCLEOD and they pitch a bunch of podcasts to each other, including one about medical advice, one about legal advice, and one about time travel advice.

829 The Frigate / A Competing Frigate / Black Frigate Up

Thu, 05 Sep 2019 16:30:06 -0000

A hearty welcome to the return of MALCOLM MCLEOD to the show! Our three podcast boys have a lot of ideas about sports and frigates today, which obviously go together like peanut butter and jelly. Take a listen!

828 Morse Day / Train / Might We Be Giant They Might Be Giants Fans? / What's With All The Peaches?

Thu, 29 Aug 2019 17:00:16 -0000

We're joined again by a very alive TAHLIA MURDOCH and the revolutionary Bane (XANTHEA VANDELAY). Podcasts pitched today include an annual morse show, a train show, a show about They Might Be Giants, and a show about peaches.

827 Improved Nielson Ratings / Podcast Txt Podcast / Garlic Vs Everything

Thu, 22 Aug 2019 16:00:26 -0000

XANTHEA VANDELAY is back to help Piers shake some sense into Erik and get him to shut the hell up about Garlic for once in his pathetic life.

826 Calm Down Xanthea / Cool, Calm, Calypso / Funerary Rites Done Right

Thu, 15 Aug 2019 15:00:26 -0000

This week we welcome back XANTHEA VANDELAY and try to reassure her that Tahlia Murdoch is definitely still alive.

825 The Animorphs Chronicles / Erik's Legos / Early Bird Battles

Thu, 25 Jul 2019 17:00:05 -0000

Please welcome the return of JESSY BOROS to the show! Listen if you're interested in podcasts about the Animorphs series of children's books, Erik's legos, and/or angry birds.

824 Magic Maze / Journey Into The Cave Goblin Caverns / DMs Of Vancouver

Thu, 18 Jul 2019 19:55:16 -0000

In which our favourite podcast boys are joined by JESSY BOROS to talk about roleplaying games like DnD, non-roleplaying games like Magic Maze, and roleplaying non-games like BDSM. (Some or all of the above descriptors may or may not be completely inaccurate.)

823 We Lie To The Ones We Love / Birdex / The Products Show / Tell Me Something I Don't Know

Thu, 11 Jul 2019 16:00:04 -0000

We're joined this week by TAHLIA MURDOCH and XANTHEA VANDELAY to pitch us products and podcasts about products. Nice!!

822 Zip Zap Zop / Pressure Cooker Piers / Undercover Anarchy / Podcast Bucks

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 19:05:38 -0000

In which our boys are joined by XANTHEA VANDELAY and TAHLIA MURDOCH, and a number of podcasts are pitched, and also not pitched. Kids: do not listen to this episode. Law enforcement: We were joking about all the terrorism.

821 Dumber By The Minute / A Dumb Idea

Thu, 27 Jun 2019 16:35:07 -0000

In which our good podcast boys have a handful of really, really bad ideas.

820 Disaster Report / The Heartbreaking Loneliness Of The Robotic Dog

Thu, 20 Jun 2019 17:45:36 -0000

In which our boys are shook by a recent disaster and each is processing in their own way. Erik has a pitch for an informative newscast that would hopefully keep it from ever happening again, while Piers' pitch is a quiet contemplation on life and love and the legacy we leave behind (kinda).

819 Relegate Children To The Ground Floor / Irking Erik

Thu, 13 Jun 2019 18:52:40 -0000

In which Erik has an enormously petty grievance to share, and Piers decides to compound it with additional petty grievances.

818 Prepped And Ready / Fuck The Conversation

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 16:00:15 -0000

In which Piers and Erik have a conversation about not having conversations... but first! Some foolish shit about preparing ahead of time for a podcast, and not making something up on the spot.

817 What Is Cool, Anyway? / Chad Jovanovic

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 17:26:07 -0000

In which Piers and Erik put their heads together and figure out what it means to be cool.

816 What Is A Brier Bush? / Death To The Goblin King

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 17:02:28 -0000

In which Piers and Erik discuss many things, such as the different between a bramble and a brier, or the correct technique for executing a blink.

815 Desert Island Radio / Erik Comes Around

Thu, 30 May 2019 15:00:17 -0000

In which Piers and Erik bicker endlessly over semantics, even though they essentially agree. This is an episode for all the Art Lovers out there!

814 What's The Genesis? / Desert Island Cinema Films / Vodcast PS Vodcast / How Manly Is That Cave?

Tue, 28 May 2019 15:00:27 -0000

In which Piers and Erik are joined by special guest TAHLIA MURDOCH and normal guest XANTHEA VANDELAY! A variety of podcasts are pitched today; podcasts about tenants' rights, our top 500 movies, postscripts, and man caves! Check it out!

813 I Love Words / The Wordsmith

Thu, 23 May 2019 15:00:07 -0000

In which Erik and special guest MALCOLM MCLEOD pitch some podcasts about the wonder and beauty of the written word. Where's Piers? Presumed dead, unfortunately.

812 Podcast Vs Podcast: Behind The Scenes / Not So Sweet Caroline

Tue, 21 May 2019 15:00:07 -0000

In which Erik gives the listeners a juicy sneak peek behind the curtain, and special guest MALCOLM MCLEOD would like to try his hand at trap music.

811 Don't Go Jason Waterfalls / Mise-en-scene In The Membrane

Thu, 16 May 2019 18:56:56 -0000

In which Erik is joined by special guest MALCOLM MCLEOD in lieu of Piers, who is on a secret mission. We've got an adventurous nature podcast and even a podcast for the weed-smokers and pot-tokers out there. Which one will win?? Listen to find out!!

810 A Flop / Comedy Zeigeist, But Better / Maybe I'm Being Racist / How To Remove The Charm

Tue, 14 May 2019 15:00:09 -0000

We are joined in this episode by TAHLIA MURDOCH and THE GOBLIN KING (as well as his vassal, XANTHEA VANDELAY, if only briefly) to pitch podcasts mainly about improving The Tunnels and our native Podcastvspodcastland, but there's also a flop pitched that doesn't work. Very fun!

809 How Many Pigeons Can You Take? / Garlicbutter Cup / Pigeon Pod / Pigeons At The End Of The World

Thu, 09 May 2019 15:00:19 -0000

We are joined today by special guests XANTHEA VANDELAY and PIGEON PAM (who is a very good friend of TAHLIA MURDOCH)! A lot of pigeon-related podcasts were pitched, and also an ad. Exciting stuff!

808 Complimenting Erik / Wedding Bell Bros / Sister Wives / Bane's Pitch

Tue, 07 May 2019 15:00:19 -0000

In which the boys are joined by special guests TAHLIA MURDOCH and BANE (THE BATMAN CHARACTER) (aka Xanthea Vandelay) to talk about some major life changes in our lives, as well as the complete upheaval of Podcastversuspodcastland's evil overlords.

807 Graphs And Figures / A More Beautiful Graph / Graphtown With Pics

Thu, 02 May 2019 15:00:19 -0000

In which Piers, Erik, and special guest JOE STILWELL toss around some ideas about how to best convey information.

806 Joe's Middle Name / Back To School Tips 2 / Art By Committee

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 15:00:29 -0000

In which Piers, Erik, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL form a committee to pitch podcasts to each other! They talk about inventing a middle name for Joe, helping Erik through school, and their favourite topic... ART!

805 Star Trek Vs Star Trek / Discovering The Sex Maniac / The Trouble With Tribbles

Thu, 25 Apr 2019 15:00:14 -0000

In which Piers, Erik, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL pitch some podcasts about Star Trek, sex, and sex in the world of Star Trek.

804 Sornic Adventures / You HAVE To Watch This

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 15:00:14 -0000

In which Piers and Erik are obligated to bring you some blistering hot takes on popular films and Sonic the Hedgehog.

803 The Big Yum-Yum / The Real Yum-Yums

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 15:00:14 -0000

In which Piers and Erik talk about food some more, and other things that they kinda like.

802 Choose Your Own Errenture / Characterz

Tue, 16 Apr 2019 15:00:04 -0000

In which Piers and Erik engage in some collaborative storytelling about wild hogs, magical martians and sentient eggs.

801 Foghorn Alert / Unlimited Monkey's Paws

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 15:00:14 -0000

In which Erik has a wonderful pitch about making wishes to an infinite amount of monkey's paws, and Piers has a podcast about foghorns he'd like to talk about. Wait... that's not what Piers pitched, is it? That doesn't sound right. Hmmm...

800 Olive Poppers

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 15:00:02 -0000

In which Erik pitches a beautiful show about chasing his dream of the perfect dish and whether or not that's even possible, and Piers never gets around to pitching anything. I guess he forgot.

799 Erik's Onboard / Back To School Tips

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 15:00:12 -0000

In which Piers and Erik have some ideas about enriching each other with knowledge; Piers signs Erik up for some useful emails and Erik has a more traditional approach (asking for advice)

798 Erik Watches Anime / Piers And Erik Watch Anime

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 15:00:02 -0000

In which Piers and Erik watch anime together (or separately) and talk about it (or try to).

797 Evan's Meta Shit / Legal Eagle

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 15:00:09 -0000

In which Piers and Erik pitch a few podcasts revolving around Erik's younger brother Evan, who was recently accepted into law school.

796 Replacing The Cosbys / Mrs. And Mrs. Smith

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 15:00:09 -0000

In which Piers and Erik brainstorm the perfect replacement for a classic '80s sitcom.

795 Breggdos / Piers' Oscars / Erik's Oscars / Breggdos Or Boiled Egg?

Thu, 21 Mar 2019 15:00:19 -0000

We are joined yet again by TAHLIA MURDOCH and XANTHEA VANDELAY! This episode, Piers and Erik have ideas on how to fix the Oscars, while Xanthea and Tahlia seem to have a vested interest in some sort of egg mint called Breggdos.

794 Jack's Many Sins / Shirts VS Statements / Jones Alone / Travelling Jones Show

Tue, 19 Mar 2019 15:00:09 -0000

In which Piers and Erik are joined by XANTHEA VANDELAY and TAHLIA MURDOCH! Podcasts pitched this episode include: - A massive, 280-character epic about Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey; - A podcast about determining whether someone's horrific statement is worse than their choice of apparel; - A show about exploiting Alex Jones for fun and profit; - Another show about exploiting Alex Jones for fun and profit

793 Is This A Brand? / Flat Earthers

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 15:00:08 -0000

In which Erik needs some help figuring out if he is wearing a brand on his chest and Piers needs to help someone figure out that the Earth is round. Fun!

792 The Return Of Curse Club / Bless Up

Tue, 12 Mar 2019 15:00:08 -0000

In which Piers and Erik pitch some podcasts to each other about curses and blesses, respectively, for the betterment of mankind.

791 Hockey / Booth Ball

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 16:00:08 -0000

In which Piers and Erik pitch some sports podcasts to each other and talk about sports together. These boys love sports!

790 That's Out Of This World / Stephen King Adventures

Tue, 05 Mar 2019 16:00:08 -0000

In which Erik brings in a pitch that he deciphered from something his girlfriend dreamt, about deciphering podcast pitches from outer-space aliens. Meanwhile, Piers has a fun pitch about Stephen King having adventures.

789 Pick A Side 2 / Break On Through To The Other Side

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 16:00:04 -0000

In which Piers brings back a flimsy excuse to get Erik to talk about unsavoury topics of discussion (genitals, changing bodies with a monstrous person, etc.) and Erik pitches a podcast that is essentially just Piers' idea back to him, again.

788 Soccer / Pick A Side / Fun Facts / Contentious Facts

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 17:00:07 -0000

In which Piers and Erik are joined by XANTHEA VANDELAY and TAHLIA MURDOCH, and the four of them pitch podcasts to each other about soccer, picking sides, facts that are fun, and facts that may or may not be facts.

787 What Is A Province, Even? / Provincial Pals / How Much Can A Koala Bear? 2 / Ad-Hoc Adventures

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000

In which Piers and Erik are joined by BAZ and AUSTIN TATIOUS to talk about slang, ad-hoc work, geography, and horrible, horrible puns. (special thanks to Tahlia Murdoch and Xanthea Vandelay)

786 Crimes / Out Of Context / It Ain't Easy Being Clean / Make America Green Again

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 16:00:15 -0000

In which Piers and Erik are joined by TAHLIA MURDOCH and someone named JORDAN B FROG (whose voice sounds similar to Xanthea Vandelay's, for some reason) to pitch podcasts about context, politics, agendas, and crime.

785 Bootleg Brett / Is There A God? / Find The Faux Fic 7

Thu, 14 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000

In which special guest BRETT SKILLEN returns one more time to pitch podcasts with Piers and Erik. Podcasts pitched in this episode include an idea to record bootlegs of Brett's standup sets, an extended discussion on whether or not there's a god, and the return of Piers' incredible original idea Find The Faux Fic. Thanks to Chris Carlson for making the Find The Faux Fic theme song!

784 Baby Geniuses And Baby Geniuses 2 / Bing Bong / Battleshits And Giggles

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 16:00:06 -0000

In which Erik pitches a super long podcast that would give the Baby Geniuses films the critical analysis they deserve, Piers pitches a podcast about getting RIPPED on marijuana and discussing Chandler from Friends, and special guest BRETT SKILLEN brings us a delightful new twist on a classic board game. Enjoy! Bong sound effect by OnionEye, taken from: https://freesound.org/people/OnionEye/sounds/176748/

783 Boast Battles / Boats Battles / Ghost Battles

Thu, 07 Feb 2019 17:00:05 -0000

In which Piers and Erik are joined by returning guest BRETT SKILLEN to talk about roast battles, boast battles, boats battles, ghost battles and so much more.

782 The Dangers Of Sharks / Tank Talk

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 16:00:05 -0000

In which our boy tell us all about sharks; their dangers, their hopes and dreams, their tanks... all of it.

781 Erik's Snark Stash / Minor Manipulation

Thu, 31 Jan 2019 17:00:05 -0000

In which, after some lengthy talk about politics, Erik pitches a show about shitting on the hard work of passionate writers and Piers needs some help outsmarting an infant.

780 Erik's Beard / Pitches And Stitches

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 17:00:03 -0000

In which Erik pitches a show that is ostensibly about his beard and Piers pitches a show about pitching other shows to your friends.

779 Drone Metal: The Podcast / Metal Drones: The Podcast

Thu, 24 Jan 2019 17:00:13 -0000

In which Erik pitches a super long, super dull podcast about a genre of music he doesn't particularly care for and Piers pitches a punchy, exciting podcast about the hottest (and most dangerous) new tech.

778 How To Use A Stop Sign / How Much Can A Koala Bear? / Leeches Can Leave

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 17:00:13 -0000

In which Erik is joined by XANTHEA VANDELAY and TAHLIA MURDOCH to talk about a whole lot of stuff including renter's rights and pedestrian rights but also Austin Tayshus. Piers isn't on this episode, sorry.

777 The Stone And Eye / Mispronouncing French / Actual French

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 17:00:26 -0000

In which Erik pitches a podcast about the rewarding conversations he has with his extremely good friend Roger Stone, and special guests TAHLIA MURDOCH and XANTHEA VANDELAY each have a podcast about speaking French. Piers has not been allowed inside the room. Enjoy!

776 Keep Secret Christmas / This Show's Got Legs / This Torso's Got Legs

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 17:00:05 -0000

In which Piers has some tips for hiding Christmas presents (uhh, a little late, Piers...), Erik wants to hit the road learning about podcasts, and special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF goes on a mission of revenge.

775 Pick When The Fic Gets Fake 4 / Joker ASMR / Green Screen Movies

Thu, 10 Jan 2019 16:00:06 -0000

In which Erik brings back a fan-favourite classic pitch to play, returning guest MARTA WESSELHOFF wants to take about a hideous youtube vide she saw recently, and Piers has some fun trivia facts about how movies get made (spoiler alert: it's with green screens.)

774 Explain Teen Memes / Erik's Great Ideas / American Politics

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 16:00:15 -0000

In which special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF returns to talk about whatever the kids are talking about now, Piers has some ideas about Erik's ideas, and Erik has a thing or two to say about a foreign country's politics.

773 Incomprehensible Nonsense And Gibberish / Beers, Beards And Buds / YFDP

Thu, 03 Jan 2019 16:00:05 -0000

In which Erik babbles incoherently to nobody in particular about nothing important, Piers decides to build some camaraderie based on a shared love of facial hair, and special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF bums everybody out with some depressing talk about death and violence.

772 Who's Gonna Be DLC? / Joe Vs Joe Vs The Volcano

Tue, 01 Jan 2019 16:00:06 -0000

In which Erik can barely contain his excitement to pay Nintendo even more money and Piers still (still!!) hasn't forgiven Joseph Stilwell.

771 Oscars One Hundred Years Ago / A Special Punishment For Joseph Stilwell

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 16:00:06 -0000

In which Erik attempts to right one hundred years of accolades being given to the WRONG movies and Piers has some vengeance in store for his good (good?) friend Joseph Stilwell.

770 Everything Tahlia (The Incel Podcast) / Memorizing Those Gambits

Tue, 25 Dec 2018 20:29:05 -0000

In which we apologize profusely to Tahlia Murdoch, of the Everything Economics podcast, for forgetting to mention her previously. Piers would like to make it up to her by getting her on to talk about her area of expertise: incels. Meanwhile, Erik would like to get good at chess.

769 Oh, That's A Little Ironic / Achingly Sincere

Thu, 20 Dec 2018 15:00:05 -0000

In which Piers and Erik find the perfect balance between irony and sincerity with two podcast pitches that are competing directly against each other.

768 Breaking Windows / Wild Wild Wondering

Wed, 19 Dec 2018 01:15:49 -0000

In which Erik unveils his disturbing anarchist desire to just smash glass wherever he finds it, and Piers unveils a disturbing long-standing obsession with the film Wild Wild West.

767 Oh No! The Volcano's Exploding! / Fixing My Dreams

Thu, 13 Dec 2018 15:00:05 -0000

In which Piers uses the trial-and-error method to fix the rampant problem of exploding volcanos, and Erik admits a lot of messed up stuff in his subconscious.

766 Just The Banter / D-Mens Of Vancouver

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 20:54:49 -0000

In which Erik finally gives up and lets Piers do all the dumb banter he likes, and Piers creates a much-needed podcast dedicated to dice for all the Diceheads out there.

765 Terrible Puns / Wedding Proposal FAILS!

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 16:00:17 -0000

In which Erik savages the fine art of punsmanship, and Piers savages anyone who can't figure out the simple art of asking somebody to bind themselves to you for eternity.

764 Emergency! / Cave Goblins Network Podcasts: Ranked

Thu, 06 Dec 2018 21:36:55 -0000

In which Piers prepares for any kind of emergency special announcement by dropping a podcast after the fact, and Erik ranks the shows on our new network - the Cave Goblin Network - from worst to a very surprising best.

763 Remembering... Autobiography Of J. Wilde Krocodilington

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 15:00:04 -0000

In which we all reflect on the enduring insanity of rich oil-rig tycoon J. Wilde Krocodillington, who's massive oil-rig manor house looms over the rest of our oil rigs, and whose legacy of madness, murder and destruction we still toil under. Enjoy!

Remembering... Pick When The Fic Gets Fake

Wed, 28 Nov 2018 02:06:38 -0000

In which we all take a seat by the fire together, light up our pipes, and reminisce about the good old days - before the days of fake news - when you knew when the fic got fake, and understood what that meant.

761 - Remembering... Confusing Scarecrow Arguments

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 18:00:04 -0000

In which we remember some of Erik's most confusing scarecrow arguments. Why? Certainly not for the pleasure of the listener. Nevertheless, please enjoy.

760 Erik According To Piers / [Unknown]

Wed, 21 Nov 2018 23:10:11 -0000

In which Erik takes offense at what he perceives Piers' perceptions of Erik are, and Piers somehow casts a vote via text messaging.

759 Taking Back What's Ours / Louis C Cage

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 22:30:28 -0000

In which Piers and Erik tackle the sensitive topic of how best to deal with Louis CK's unbelievable bullshit.

758 Erik's Hot Takes / Timing

Thu, 15 Nov 2018 01:36:17 -0000

In which Erik has not one but SEVERAL hot takes about musical genres that are not his favourite (BritPop, Blues, R&B, Modern R&B, ENYA), and Piers considers the treacherous nature of time.

757 Late Night Tin Can Telephone Talks / Tin Can Telephone Talk With Your Host Piers

Thu, 08 Nov 2018 18:30:48 -0000

In which Piers and Erik realize they've been lying to each other for years.

756 Well Let's See How Erik Likes It / What Is The Purpose Of Art?

Wed, 07 Nov 2018 18:52:03 -0000

In which Piers escapes from the well he's been trapped in, and Erik gets out of another tight jam with at timely discussion of the meaning of art.

755 Super Duper Serial / Erik The Hacker

Thu, 01 Nov 2018 20:01:14 -0000

In which special guest co-host JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over 9 Islands) enlists Erik - apparently a professional hacker now - to investigate serious criminal allegations against him - a lawsuit no less - from the department division of Canadian tax stuff. Regular co-host Piers remains trapped at the bottom of a well, with none of his friends showing any signs of coming to help him.

754 Twitter Damage Control / Erik And Piers Are Wrong

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 21:11:26 -0000

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL entertains Erik's pitch for a service to help people reign in their dumb Twitter mistakes, and Joe extra-cleverly points out that Erik (not Piers) is sometimes wrong about stuff. Piers remains trapped in a well for the time being.

753 A Movie Every Day / Music Video Palooza

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 18:00:43 -0000

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) talks about how much he could get done if he was trapped in a well, and Erik watches as many horror movies as he can before he's consumed by the ghosts of Halloween.

752 I'm Super Tired For No Reason / The Ocular Health Podcast

Thu, 18 Oct 2018 18:32:46 -0000

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) escapes a 1000 year prison sentence to appear on a podcast with a sleepy host, and Joe takes a good hard look at his looking orbs (eyes.)

751 Not So Obscure / What's Your Favourite Pokemon?

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 21:47:51 -0000

In which Piers covers a podcast that's already covering something because it's supposedly being covered in a way that leaves a lot of what needs to be uncovered covered, and Erik likes Pokemon.

750 Grilled Cheese / I Have A Story Too Erik

Thu, 11 Oct 2018 00:29:41 -0000

In which Erik has a story about grilled cheese sandwiches, and Piers is also willing to just throw in the towel for an episode and see what happens.

749 Fran's Faves / Album Club

Thu, 04 Oct 2018 22:15:25 -0000

In which Erik lays out some of the lovely Fran's favourite things for all those fabulous fans of Fran out there, and Piers puts together the first album club ever.

748 Breakky With The Professies / Members Only

Wed, 03 Oct 2018 19:48:07 -0000

In which Erik sits down for a special breakfast with a group of learned wise-types, and Piers proposes a very exclusive sort of arrangement for a very specific group of people.

747 Data Earntry / Blood Magic Tutorials

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 21:26:12 -0000

In which Piers doubles down on data entry for all those data injection engineers out there, and Erik shares some of his finest, most super-secret, highest-grade blood magic spells of all time.

746 Sports Metronome / An Interesting Way To Look At Sports

Wed, 26 Sep 2018 00:12:42 -0000

In which Piers has some novel ideas about how sports work, and Erik has some criticisms of those ideas.

745 Two Blades Of Grass / Symbiotic

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 21:29:48 -0000

In which Erik shares some inside jokes from his little brother, and Piers forms a symbiotic relationship with some helpful animals.

744 Erik's Jokes / Knowing When To Let Go

Thu, 20 Sep 2018 16:00:26 -0000

In which Erik tells a bunch of dumb jokes, and Piers gives some gentle feedback on said jokes.

743 The Sleepy Pete Story / Pete's Manager

Thu, 20 Sep 2018 03:00:06 -0000

In which Piers and Erik fully realize the imaginary world of a mattress warehouse/factory and it's colorful inhabitants.

742 Piers Got Drunk / A Waste Of Your Time On This Earth

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 23:00:16 -0000

In which Piers regales us with a tale of a poorly remembered tale of a stupid drinking game, and Erik helps people spend the precious few hours they have on this earth.

741 Honest Erik, For A Change / The Two Eriks

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 22:17:06 -0000

In which Erik returns to the show but is less than honest about his absence, and Piers dissapears into the mind of his best friend.

740 - Erik's Top 25/??? Albums

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 22:14:05 -0000

In which Piers is even more worried about his absentee cohost than he was yesterday, continues to dig into Erik's private journals (as a coping mechanism), and blasts tunes 'round the world to bring his friend home.

739 - Erik's Top 25/??? Movies

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 22:12:48 -0000

In which Piers starts to get worried about his absentee co-host, and reads out his private journals as a coping mechanism.

738 - Simple Spells with Crystal Wizard

Fri, 14 Sep 2018 21:45:51 -0000

Erik remains missing this week, so Crystal Gem Wizard Piers takes this opportunity to teach magic-users all over the world some egg-stremely useful spells for day-to-day life.

737 - Piers Rae's PVP Walking Tour - Ch. 1 - Statues

Thu, 13 Sep 2018 01:33:30 -0000

In which Piers begins his walking tour series of the Podcastvspodcastland micronation with a series on our amazing local statuary.

736 Eulogy Jones And Erik / Facebook Friend Requests

Mon, 10 Sep 2018 14:00:16 -0000

In which Erik refuses to be Facebook friends with a coworker he finds unworthy of his attention, and Piers makes Erik very uncomfortable with his stories of editing eulogies.

735 Ultimate Burial / The Adventures Of Tom Sawyer

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 05:00:06 -0000

In which Piers brings the topic of conversation back once again to the preferred methods for disposing of his trash body, and Erik has a tough time reading "Tom Sawyer".

734 Mature Eyes For These Two Guys / My Sesame Street Episode

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 03:00:06 -0000

In which Piers wants to revisit stuff that is bad to see if it is still bad, and Erik reminisces about that time he was stealing scenes on Sesame Street.

733 If It Ain't Broke, Fix It! / Geometry And Me

Sat, 08 Sep 2018 01:00:06 -0000

In which Piers appears to have a stroke of some kind, and Erik finds a new angle on the ancient art of geometry.

732 Scary Animal Stories / Spooky Animal Stories

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 23:00:06 -0000

In which Erik has some scary animal stories, Piers has some spooky animal stories, and you the listener are absolutely chilled to the bone by what you hear.

731 Password Generator / Small-Town Singles

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 20:56:16 -0000

In which Erik creates passwords but somehow does NOT broadcast them and Piers broadcasts the lives of the lonely to create a pass-age...to love.

730 World Peace

Sat, 01 Sep 2018 02:06:43 -0000

In which Erik decides to institute world peace. Piers is not present.

729 Memes / The Great Meme War Of 2018

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 05:08:25 -0000

Wow, where is Piers? He usually writes these descriptions, so I'm a little overwhelmed. He has a style guide and everything. Well in this episode, I talk to Sean Fines about memes, and I sound like an old man even though I'm not even 30. Hope Piers comes back soon!

728 A Kettle Of Fish / a r t

Wed, 29 Aug 2018 14:00:06 -0000

In which Erik and Piers are ready to get real - REALLY get REAL - and talk about some dang ol' art.

727 Good Evening Folks / Captain Piers' Ambient Backlit Burger Bistro

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 17:34:29 -0000

In which Erik welcomes all the fine folks out there to the show in a real genteel, old-timey way, and Piers invites all the fine folks out there to rest easy under the glow of the blacklights and chow down on some seriously good burgers.

726 Podcast V. Podcast / Frivolous Justice

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 17:31:54 -0000

In which Erik takes his own podcast to court, and Piers can't figure out which lawsuits he's supposed to take seriously.

725 Erik's Choice / Piers' Choice

Fri, 24 Aug 2018 16:00:38 -0000

In which two best friends force each other to make impossibly hard decisions with very little information.

724 Personal Things / Connections

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 23:00:18 -0000

In which Piers discusses personal things and the point at which discussion of personal things becomes whining, and Erik pitches a show where he gets to meet some new people for once.

723 Piersapalooza feat. Erik / PvP Firework Spectacular

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 21:00:08 -0000

In which Erik organizes the greatest music festival of all time in honour of Piers, and Piers organizes the greatest fireworks festival of all time in honour of fireworks.

722 PvP Primer / Cheatin' Ain't Cheatin'

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 18:00:08 -0000

In which Erik dives into the rich deep lore of our shared fictional national heritage, and Piers remembers that time Bill Clinton said a dumb thing.

721 Let's Take It Down A Notch / Would It Make A Good Pet?

Thu, 23 Aug 2018 16:12:35 -0000

In which Piers demands we all just calm down and lower our voices for five minutes for the love of god, and Erik determines if a fish is better than a dog (no.)

720 The Victoria's Secret Podcast / Everything's Eventual / Apples Vs Oranges

Fri, 17 Aug 2018 16:51:54 -0000

In which special guests XANTHEA VANDELAY (Comedy Zeitgeist Podcast) and TAHLIA MURDOCH (Everything Economics Podcast) join Erik - but not Piers, never Piers - for some podcast pitches. Erik expresses his secret desire to meet all the "Victoria's Secret" models, some very specific Stephen King stories, and the ongoing war for control of the produce aisle.

719 What Is Deer Hunter? / Cod Past / Punchline

Thu, 16 Aug 2018 18:53:53 -0000

In which special guests XANTHEA VANDELAY (Comedy Zeitgeist Podcast) and TAHLIA MURDOCH (Everything Economics Podcast) have set up their little campsites, adopted the cats on the oil-rig, and return to the recording booth with Erik for some delightful podcast pitches about the Deerhunter, Cod, and the tragic endings of jokes.

718 The Erik And George Podcast / The Crisis Actor's Podcast / Erik And George Read Books

Wed, 15 Aug 2018 20:19:19 -0000

In which Erik decides he'd rather hang out with George Clooney than MegaMan X, special guest XANTHEA VANDELAY (Comedy Zeitgeist Podcast) joins the Crisis Actors Guild, and double-special guest TAHLIA MURDOCH (Everything Economics Podcast) puts a couple of hot new faces on literacy.

717 Knuckle Tatts / Marta And Babs / Marta The Marriage Counselor

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 17:46:38 -0000

In which special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF joins forces with Erik against Piers, battering him with podcasts about Piers' custom knuckle tats that were a good idea, bad temples of the world, our shared devotion to Barbar Streisand, and some very valuable marriage advice from an unmarried woman.

716 LinkedIn / ShrekTalk / Quick Question Quarrel

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 17:39:05 -0000

In which special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF joins Piers and Erik for some pitches that somehow link Shrek, LinkedIn, and the very idea of questions in an unescapable maelstrom of podcast pitches.

715 Funny Stuff / Sports Stuff / Foodstuffs

Fri, 10 Aug 2018 14:00:14 -0000

In which Piers, Erik, and special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF discuss an assortment of the most important stuffs.

714 American Towns And Cities / Pick My Fic / I Already Know The Fake Fic

Fri, 10 Aug 2018 00:06:05 -0000

In which Piers takes you on an auditory tour of America's greatest locales, special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF has some suspiciously familiar fan-fiction to share, and Erik - as usual - takes the whole fake-fic thing too far.

713 Abolish Libraries / Pack Em Up And Pick Em Out / Rich Food, Poor Food

Wed, 08 Aug 2018 14:00:24 -0000

In which Erik ignores the fact he lives in a library in order to abolish them, Piers can't decide between packing or picking, and special guest MARTA WESSELHOFF (@MartaWess) enjoys a varied buffet.

712 Best Of Twitter / ASCII Unseen

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 21:49:42 -0000

In which Erik finally changes his mind and starts caring about Twitter, and Piers explains ASCII graphics for all the people who still care about ASCII artwork.

711 Happy Birthday Erik... Or Was It? / What Should I Have Done On My Birthday, Piers?

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 08:08:59 -0000

In which our podcasting superduo are still recovering from Erik's birthday celebrations, but cannot agree whether or not his special day was wasted.

710 The Birthday Watchparty / Cameocast

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 08:04:50 -0000

In which the boys can barely contain their excitement about Erik's upcoming birthday! Wow! It's a wonder they were able to pitch podcasts at all!

709 Donald Trump Is Racist / Cloudcast

Thu, 02 Aug 2018 15:00:04 -0000

In which Erik comes to the heavy realization that the president might be a wee bit of a racist, and Piers spends a lazy afternoon just watching the clouds.

708 How To Assassinate A President / Going To The Water Park With A President

Wed, 01 Aug 2018 14:00:04 -0000

In which Piers plans the perfect assassination for whatever president you feel like taking out, and Erik plans the perfect day at a waterpark with whatever president you feel like taking out.

706 The Nu-Metal Podcast / Hey What About Old Metal?

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 19:10:08 -0000

In which Piers tries to figure out what exactly Nu-Metal is anyway, and Erik wonders what the heck happened to old metal.

707 Yawnscast / Best Friends: We Did It!

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 14:00:14 -0000

In which Erik is a big sleepy boy, and Piers finally achieves the ULTIMATE in best-friends status updates.

705 Sword Switch / Sherlock Is A Fucking Asshole

Tue, 31 Jul 2018 00:40:45 -0000

In which Erik's picks the perfect sword to take on his brother - a master fencer - and Piers picks a fight with the world's greatest detective.

704 Chole Chat / Deep Thoughts With Piers And Erik

Thu, 26 Jul 2018 20:59:52 -0000

In which Piers shares the fascinatingly deep thoughts of long-time listener CHOLE, and Erik allegedly has deep thoughts to share of his own.

702 Kill The Ducks / A Case For The Ducks

Thu, 26 Jul 2018 03:00:04 -0000

In which Piers makes a heartfelt argument for the assassination of Daffy Duck, and Erik decides he likes ducks now.

703 Public Bathroom Etiquette / Urinals Everywhere

Wed, 25 Jul 2018 14:00:24 -0000

In which Erik has a nasty encounter in the bathroom, and Piers fixes the problem with his easy-install urinals.

701 Through The Wire / On The Wire

Wed, 25 Jul 2018 01:17:57 -0000

In which Piers and Erik both somehow have podcasts to pitch about HBO's "The Wire".

700 What's The Buzz? With Erik Jovanovic / Erik The Scorpion King

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 15:00:24 -0000

In which Piers transforms Erik into an exciting new lifeform that probably has a purpose, and Erik decides he'd rather be a different sort of creature.

699 Erik's Producer Tips / What's Seinfeld Thinking About These Days?

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 13:00:24 -0000

In which Erik details his love of the craft for aspiring sound artisans, and Piers' ongoing obsession with Seinfeld yields disturbing new-old information.

698 Find The Final Faux Fic / Shower Rules

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 05:27:38 -0000

In which Piers writes even more of his fabulous fabulist fan fiction, and Erik showers you... with rules!

697 No Scrubs Is For Scrubs / Whose Side Are You On?

Fri, 20 Jul 2018 04:47:02 -0000

In which Piers vehemently defends the ultimate TLC mega-jam "Waterfalls", and Erik plays against type when he takes a side.

696 The Witching Hour / The Changeling

Mon, 16 Jul 2018 14:00:04 -0000

In which Piers and Erik try to quietly hurry through a couple of podcast pitches before they get noticed by any of the library's many devious and magickal witches.

695 Doctor Erik / No Joke: The Erik Jovanovic Story

Fri, 13 Jul 2018 14:00:05 -0000

In which Piers gives Erik the record of his legacy that he has earned through a life full of sin, just as Erik takes on a more illustrious career.

694 The High-Five Cast / Damn Son, Where'd You Find This?

Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:00:14 -0000

In which Piers gets Erik to high-five him live on air yet again, and Erik explains the minutia of mix-tape subculture.

693 The Rocky Horror Picture Show Show / Let's Not Watch Rocky Horror Again

Wed, 11 Jul 2018 23:34:07 -0000

In which we Schrodingers cat is removed from the box (it was dead,) and replaced with a VHS copy of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

692 Why Wasps? / Why Not Wasps?

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 22:10:15 -0000

In which Piers embarks on a quixotic quest to destroy all wasps, while Erik launches his equally quixotic quest to justify their existence.

Remembering... One Track Mind 2

Mon, 09 Jul 2018 21:57:37 -0000

In which Piers and Erik weasel out of doing a new episode today with a very special collection of the finest episodes of ONE TRACK MIND.

691 How High-Drated Are You? / Smalltalk

Fri, 06 Jul 2018 14:00:14 -0000

In which Erik discusses the proper ways to keep essential liquids inside of your body (an essential liquids holder), and special guest ALEX BERGMAN closes off a thrilling week on PVP with some low-stakes chit-chat.

690 Calming Down Techniques / There's Something Wrong About That Clown

Thu, 05 Jul 2018 23:50:23 -0000

In which Erik lays out some excellent anger management techniques in an effort to pacify special guest ALEX BERGMAN, who has some very angry opinions on things like warming up milk and clowns.

689 Teaching Alex About The Odyssey / The Man Cave

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 22:32:41 -0000

In which Erik teaches special guest ALEX BERGMAN all about Homer's classic epic, and Alex responds with a dope new take on caves.

688 Bad Dogs / I Could Fucking Do That

Wed, 04 Jul 2018 04:09:23 -0000

In which Erik calls out bad dogs everywhere and special guest Alex Bergmans shows up to let everybody know that he could fucking do whatever they can do.

687 Their Best Song Off Their Worst Album / Don't Sweat It

Tue, 03 Jul 2018 05:23:34 -0000

Listen to the episode if you want to know what it's about. It's not my damn job to explain that to you. Thanks for listening =]

686 Randee's Boyfriend's Apartment / Air It Out, Mystery B / What's Your Favourite Snuff Film

Sat, 30 Jun 2018 04:23:48 -0000

Randee returns to talk shit about her boyfriend and ask the guys about their favourite snuff films.

685 Contextual Fears / Erik Gives Me Toilet Lessons / Fat Kid Stories

Fri, 29 Jun 2018 05:14:36 -0000

In which Erik and Piers say a bunch of dumb shit about bathrooms and stuff. Luckily Randee Neumeyer is around to say something interesting! We sure lucked out having her around.

684 PVP LIVE!

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 23:30:41 -0000

In which Piers and Erik shatter all Vancouver Public Library records with their first-ever, no-holds-barred, all-bets-are-off LIVE SHOW! We welcome special guests RACQUEL BELMONTE, JIM BIRD (RONALD DARIO), and a very special RANDOM BYSTANDER onto the show for a lively celebration of the fine art of podcasting. Many thanks to the fine team at the VPL for encouraging us to put on this show, in spite of having stolen their entire library for the purposes of making our own show.

683 A TV Show That We Do Like / DnD, Come Back To Me

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:15:40 -0000

In which Erik makes the shocking discovery that we're living in the second golden age of television, and Piers pines for a Dungeons and Dragons that may never have been.

682 Good Investments / Bad Investments

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:15:38 -0000

In which Piers and Erik corner the finance podcast market by diversifying their podcast portfolio in an extremely exciting way.

681 Twelenovela / Twopera

Fri, 22 Jun 2018 17:08:15 -0000

In which both the very first twitter-novella and twitter-soap-opera are invented by your humble/petty hosts.

680 The Meteoric Rise Of PvP / It's All Downhill From Here

Thu, 21 Jun 2018 14:00:04 -0000

In which Piers and Erik deal with the first of the fallout from their incredible (or was it?!) first-ever live show.

Come To Our Live Show Tonight!

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 14:00:04 -0000

In which we have a live show tonight at the Vancouver Central Public Library. You really can come out and see us do this very silly stupid thing that we do. At long last, the show absolutely no one was clamouring for.

679 The Problems I Have With Joseph Stilwell / Joseph's GoFundMe

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 14:00:04 -0000

In which Erik lays out the many complaints he has about recurring guest Joseph Stilwell, and Piers agrees that somebody really should do something about this nasty Joseph Stilwell character.

678 How Long's A Week / Roman Theology

Mon, 18 Jun 2018 19:19:03 -0000

In which Piers once again struggles with the concept of time, and Erik struggles with the difference between mythology and theology.

677 Deep Dark Secrets / Getting Piers And Erik Back Together

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 21:37:06 -0000

In which Piers reveals some incredibly juicy and dark secrets you'll just have to listen to uncover, special guest JOE STILWELL initiates his own version of the parent trap, and regular host Erik refuses to come into the booth because he's being a big baby this week.

676 3D In The 90s / That's Antisemitism

Thu, 14 Jun 2018 14:00:04 -0000

In which Piers relives the glory days of Donkey Kong being a pretty so-so thing on TV, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL shows off his pro-Semite sensibilities, and Erik continues to throw his hissy fit and not show up for the recording session.

675 Fake Podcasts / Second-Guessing Second Breakfasts

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 20:42:26 -0000

In which regular co-host Erik decides he's just not going to record today, so special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Isles) drops by with some fake podcasts, while Piers holds it all together with an earnest discussion of Hobbit Culture.

674 REAL Music Recommendations / The Slippery Silver Throat Of Piers Rae / Hired Or Fired

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:10:20 -0000

In which Erik puts an end to all those fake music recommendations, Piers shines a spotlight on the pleasure of swallowing things, and special guest JEFF GROUT takes over the HR department of everything.

673 Uh, Sure Video Games 2 / Fun With Alexa / Yo, Is This Safe For Work?

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 16:56:58 -0000

In which Piers challenges the status quo with even more hard hitting questions about video game logic, special guest JEFF GROUT takes on the soon-to-be-sentient AI that live among us, and Erik isn't sure if things are safe for work or not.

672 The Spencer's Gifts Raid / Carnival Of The Faux Fics / Small-Time Crime

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 14:00:14 -0000

In which Erik pulls off the biggest heist in the history of Spencer's gifts, Piers returns with more of his fabulist nerd stories, and special guest JEFF GROUT has some teeny-tiny crimes he'd like to pull off.

671 Misplaced Aggression / Bad Moves / Deep Thoughts

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 21:53:14 -0000

In which Erik finally tackles his deep-seated and ill-placed rage, Piers finally owns up to some of his many bad moves, and special guest JEFF GROUT finally comes out to the oil rig to share some of his deepest and specialist thoughts.

670 IQ Test Review / Extremely Funny Gags

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 17:30:02 -0000

In which Erik has IQ tests legally labelled as 'retarded,' and Piers proves his intelligence with the funniest gags of all time.

669 Do Not Contradict Me / The Ethical Billionaires

Tue, 05 Jun 2018 17:31:02 -0000

In which Piers ignores a passionate plea by Erik to not be contradicted, and Erik ignores Piers' passionate plea for people to please just think of the billionaire's feelings for once.

668 How Many Days Hath This Month? / Beat The Heat With Piers And Erik

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 18:07:39 -0000

In which Piers figures out how many days there are in months as part of his ongoing quest to understand time, and Erik needs to cool off.

667 Piers' Great Ideas / Puter's Worst Ideas

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 18:01:42 -0000

In which Erik remembers that Piers has a bunch of great ideas, and Piers remembers that the sentient AI he built has a bunch of really stupid and awful ideas.

666 Eriktoral College / Hey Lady, Get Back Here!

Thu, 31 May 2018 14:00:12 -0000

In which Erik explains the US electoral college to a (as usual) befuddled Piers, and Piers responds to an unexpected interloper in the booth.

665 Our Favourite Scenes / John Cassavetes' Faces

Wed, 30 May 2018 14:00:02 -0000

In which Erik compares two people's memories of the best movies of all time, and Piers gives John Cassavete's "Faces" an unusual amount of attention for some reason.

664 Make Up For It / Nutty Bets With Erik Prime

Tue, 29 May 2018 21:26:07 -0000

In which Erik tries way, way, way too hard to make up for his tiny, unintentional mistakes, and Piers takes amateur gambling to an INSANE level.

663 Falsetto / False-etto

Mon, 28 May 2018 16:00:02 -0000

In which Erik raises the stakes by raising his voice, and Piers raises the stakes by bringing something other than a Cornetto ice-cream cone into the sound booth.

662 The Perils Of Recording By The Pool / Poolside Positives

Fri, 25 May 2018 19:13:26 -0000

In which Erik makes it clear once and for all that he does not enjoy good clean summer fun, and Piers reiterates that good clean summer fun is actually a positive.

661 Poolside PVP / What Inspires Me

Thu, 24 May 2018 15:00:02 -0000

In which Piers upgrades our podcast pitches with a little summah-time upgrade, and Erik FINALLY unveils a long list of podcasts that inspire him.

660 Who Are You, Exactly? / Some Of Our Greatest Hits

Thu, 24 May 2018 03:00:02 -0000

In which - at long, long last - Piers returns to the show after his incredible journey, only for Erik to realize his friend has returned... without his memory.

659 Skins Of Our Fathers / Piers' Skin Is Returned

Wed, 23 May 2018 23:00:02 -0000

In which "Piers" is revealed to be PUTER the sentient AI wearing Piers' skin, and Erik fights to the end for the return of his dear - perhaps even best - friend.

658 Piers Explains Synecdoche, New York To Erik / Where Is Piers, Please

Wed, 23 May 2018 19:40:49 -0000

In which Piers - or a robotic AI wearing his skin - finally returns to the show, and Erik finally learns to understand the greatest Charlie Kaufman film of all time.

657 Outsmarting The Dæmon / Welcome To My Skinsack! With Levoctopus

Fri, 18 May 2018 16:00:12 -0000

In which Erik continues his battle of wills with the heinous skin-stealing daemon LEVOCTOPUS for control of Erik's best-friend/co-host Piers' skin... and indeed their very souls. Is Erik up to the task of defeating a daemon in a straight-up battle of the wills/podcasts? Piers still MIA, presumed to be lying skinless in a tub of goo somewhere so he doesn't dry out.

656 Foolish, Foolish Mortals / Piers Rae Trivia

Thu, 17 May 2018 17:31:19 -0000

In which Erik gives a warm heroes welcome to co-host/best-friend Piers, who has returned after his long quest to explore PvPLand's Oil Rig #10: the vast and labyrinth Manor-House of the mysterious J. Wilde Krokodillington. Finally, the secrets of the manor unleashed! Unfortunately, not everything is as it appears...

655 Doesn't My Hair Look Great? / The Grey List

Tue, 15 May 2018 17:00:02 -0000

In which special guest RONALD DARIO (Ronald Dario) returns after a brief absence to pitch a few more podcast ideas with Erik. This time, the conversation forms a podcast-topic vortex - in a PVP all-time first - around hair and lists and such. Piers remains missing, but Erik is convinced he'll appear within 24 hours.

654 Death Rattle And Roll / No Missions

Tue, 15 May 2018 05:00:12 -0000

In which special guest NARUTO UZUMAKI (Ronald Dario) joins regular co-host Erik Jovanovic for some top-grade podcast pitches, the endless power of belief, ninja enthusiasm, and Naruto's upcoming super secret shinobi murder missions. Piers is still on his quest to uncover the secrets of J. Wilde Krokodillington's mysterious manor-house. Missing, presumed dead.

653 Apologies / Follow The Money

Tue, 15 May 2018 01:12:32 -0000

In which special guest taxman JAMES JONES (Ronald Dario) replaces Piers to pitch podcasts with Erik in between discussions of proper filing of business expenses, tax brackets, starburst candies, and all the joys of staying above board in all matters financial. Piers remains lost on his incredible spirit quest, probably dead.

652 Oogie Cookie / The Ballad Of Biscuit And Jennifer

Thu, 10 May 2018 21:26:27 -0000

In which special guest BISCUIT THE ELF (Ronald Dario) returns to reveal some mysterious new powers and pitch several (two) cookie-centric podcasts with regular, mundane, boring old host Erik. Please visit BiscuitCookieFuck.com for more information. Piers is still missing, off on his semi-mystical quest to uncover the mysteries of our micronation.

651 Muscle Juice / Your Reminders

Wed, 09 May 2018 18:06:23 -0000

In which special guest RONALD DARIO joins Erik for a round of new podcasts, discussion of the fluids that go into making muscles all beefy and swollen and such, and some very important reminders that you - the listener - do NOT want to miss.

Remembering... One-Track Mind

Wed, 09 May 2018 00:15:14 -0000

In which all of us take a quiet, solemn moment to remember the genius that is "ONE TRACK MIND." A truly magnificient series of pitches by regular host Piers to other regular host Erik.

650 Making Jeff Famous / Three Equally Terrible Ideas For A Podcast

Tue, 08 May 2018 01:29:08 -0000

In which Erik is joined by very special guest JEFF MCENERY for a very special discussion of how to make our favourite stand-up road dog famous and how to generate multiple terrible ideas for a podcast in one sitting. Piers remains missing on his great quest, probably still dead.

649 The Billionaire Protectors / Break Bezos' Balls

Sat, 05 May 2018 04:00:16 -0000

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL continues to dominate the podosphere alongside regular host Erik, fulfulling our mission statement of breaking balls and blocking billionaires (from people comin' at them.) Other regular host Piers is still exploring the many nooks and crannies of J. Wilde. Krokodillington's manor. Will he return? Who knows?

648 Declassifying Classified Files / The Laws Of The Land

Sat, 05 May 2018 03:39:16 -0000

In which Erik opens the door wide to special guest host JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) for a two-person roundtable on classified (now declassified) files, and the oft-misunderstood laws of the land. We guarantee - whatever you think you know about the laws of the land, you're wrong. Regular host Piers remains MIA and is presumed eaten by crocodiles.

647 Teaching Erik To Be Famous... I Guess! / The Cheese Whiz Happy Funtime Hour

Wed, 02 May 2018 20:33:52 -0000

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL joins absolutely ordinary regular host Erik to teach him how to handle the stress of his immense fame, while Erik discovers that happiness has always been at a byproduct of the Cheese Whiz corporation. Still no sign of normal co-host Piers, who remains MIA on his quixotic mission to uncover the secrets of our micronation's largest and most abandonest oil rig.

646 Inception 2 / Nolantown

Wed, 02 May 2018 01:00:06 -0000

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL replaces Piers - still exploring the ruins of our micronation's haunted mansion - to join Erik in a discussion of Christopher Nolan, the Nolanverse, and all things Nolan.

645 The Worst Way / The Best Way

Tue, 01 May 2018 19:14:42 -0000

In which special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over 9 Islands) takes over co-hosting duties while Piers remains lost on J Wilde Krokodillington's oil rig of death. Erik and Joe break down not only the best ways, but the worst ways, and leave the medium ways untouched entirely.

643 The Official WebMD Podcast / Stories Of Our Childhood / Dance It!

Sat, 28 Apr 2018 13:00:03 -0000

In which Erik is joined by special guests HANNAH DAVIES and SASKIA WERNER (TV Donut, Clash of the Teen Drama Titans) to chit-chat about WebMD, childhood stories, and the beautiful, fun-filled art of dance. In between the chit chat, there will be podcast pitches. Piers, for his part, continues his exploration of J Wilde Krokodilingtons manor house, desperate to unlock the secrets of our micronation.

644 Representing / Greatest Movie Scores And Cues / Video Game Scores

Fri, 27 Apr 2018 21:00:03 -0000

In which Erik continues a lovely week with special guests HANNAH DAVIES and SASKIA WERNER (TV Donut, Clash of the Teen Drama Titans) to pitch podcasts about film and video game scores, if you can even IMAGINE such a thing. Piers remains missing - possibly dead - in the catacombs of J Wilde Krokodillington's horrifying death maze.

642 Who Thought Of That? / Seriously, Who Thought Of That? / TV Lounge Roulette

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 14:00:13 -0000

In which Erik is joined by special guests HANNAH DAVIES and SASKIA WERNER at the PvP studios to answer important questions about who thought of things, people seriously questioning who seriously thought of things, and companion shows to sister podcast TV DONUT.

641 The Recipe Corner / Captain Chef / Just The Recipes, Please

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 05:15:23 -0000

Regular co-host Piers Rae remains MIA, so other regular co-host Erik is joined by special guests HANNAH DAVIES and SASKIA WERNER to help him corner the market on super good podcasts about super good recipes for food.

640 The Corporation Protectors / Sleep, Why Don't You Like Me? / Guess The Gnos

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 03:19:07 -0000

In which Erik protects companies like Starbucks from being persecuted for the bullshit that they do, special guest HANNAH DAVIES volunteers for some very cool experiments, and other special guest SASKIA WERNER proves how little Erik knows about Britney Spears.

639 Quest Friends / Let's Get Whitey Out Of Here

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 15:00:23 -0000

In which Piers embarks on an epic quest to go on a quest, and Erik embarks on an epic quest to get all white people (excluding himself for some reason) excluded from everything for some reason.

638 The Case Studies Podcast / Pick A Side

Fri, 20 Apr 2018 03:48:00 -0000

In which Erik reveals the inner workings of his incredibly dull office job, and Piers challenges the listeners to decide where they stand in some incredibly exciting hypothetical situations.

637 Sneaker Freaks / The Anatomy Of A Fold

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 15:00:13 -0000

In which Piers educates Erik by layin' down some true knowledge about sneakers, and Erik decides he doesn't actually know what makes a fold a fold.

636 Over-Covered Songs / Undercover

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 22:28:06 -0000

In which Erik challenges songs that are over-covered to defend themselves, and Piers goes into deep stealth mode.

635 Let Me Put This To You / Sneaker Reviews

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 20:30:04 -0000

In which Piers almost pitches Pick A Side but changes his mind for something more vague and Erik pretends to know anything at all about sneakers, or what they even are.

634 Perfectly Curated Youtube / You Know, It's The Little Things 2

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 19:00:03 -0000

In which Erik goes through the trouble of offering to give Piers a personalized stream of Youtube videos and Piers doesn't even have the decency to pitch an original idea, deciding instead to re-use a pitch from last week... as if Erik wouldn't notice...

633 Drum Solo Duets / The Devil's Advocates

Thu, 12 Apr 2018 19:30:04 -0000

In which Piers annoys Erik to no end with his absurd drumming and Erik decides to look at things from a different perspective for once.

632 Chip Chatter / Twin Peaks Screens

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 19:45:04 -0000

In which Piers would love to talk about something he hates while Erik talks about something he hates about something he loves.

631 Serious Topics Of Conversation / Downtown Clowns With Piers And Erik

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 18:45:03 -0000

In which Piers gets HOT and BOTHERED by the idea of sexy, sultry clowns. Don't listen to this episode if you find clown fetishism uncomfortable. Piers wants to fuck a clown.

630 Find The False Fic / Cyclical Arguments

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 18:00:04 -0000

In which Piers goes back to the well once again to pitch an idea very similar to, but legally distinct from, Find the Faux Fic and Erik pitches a bullshit show about arguing that's probably very frustrating to listen to.

629 Monetizing My Top 100 Albums List / Erik's Secret List

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 18:16:25 -0000

In which Erik turns his obsessive list making into obsessive cash making, and Piers unveils yet another of Erik's many secrets.

628 Tick Talk / Please Quit Your Day Job!

Thu, 05 Apr 2018 17:21:16 -0000

In which Piers whole-heartedly embraces Amazon Prime's "The Tick" on Erik's behalf, and Erik tackles the untackled problem of superhero day jobs.

627 You Know, It's The Little Things / Your Middle Name / What's Dat Food?

Wed, 04 Apr 2018 19:02:52 -0000

In which Piers reflects on those lovely little things that make life taste so sweet, while special guests RACQUEL BELMONTE and CARLA MAH (Carmelaaah, Blind Tiger Comedy) reflect on some very serious questions about food and naming conventions.

626 Find The Faux Fic 6 / Guy Fieri Quotes / The Future Is Us And Now And Present

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 17:51:00 -0000

In which Piers rediscovers his passion for fabulist fan fiction, while special guests RACQUEL BELMONTE and CARLA MAH (Carmelahhh, Blind Tiger Comedy) rediscover their respective passions for Guy Fieri and wistful glances into alternate realities.

625 Good Things About Mountains / How Do You Pronounce My Last Name?

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 19:40:10 -0000

In which Piers mines a rich vein of conversation out of nothing more than the world's largest mountains, and Erik instructs the audience on the proper pronunciation of his hilariously exotic surname.

624 Simple Signals / Complicated Signals

Sat, 31 Mar 2018 00:07:42 -0000

In which Piers explains a simple signal to Erik, and Erik decides signals aren't complicated enough.

623 Perfect Red / Perfect Blue: The Podcast

Thu, 29 Mar 2018 18:10:00 -0000

In which Erik's search for the perfect colour is handicapped by a discussion about the perfect brunch, and Piers finally resurrects Perfect Blue for another adaptation.

622 Will You Finish This Sandwich? / Who Should I Unfollow?

Wed, 28 Mar 2018 17:35:51 -0000

In which Erik brings in a giant stack of unfinished sentences he's been putting off finishing for months now, and Piers brings in an enormous pile of Twitter accounts he's been putting off unfollowing for - oh, I don't know - months. We all set ambitious goals for ourselves, but sometimes life just gets in the way.

621 Doppelgangwords / Pointless Bits Of History

Tue, 27 Mar 2018 17:27:59 -0000

In which Piers doubles down on those dicey duplicate designations in the English language, and one-man warrior Erik takes on the entirety of human history.

620 I Hate College Kids / Erik The Mentor

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 21:49:55 -0000

In which Erik hates college kids, Piers establishes Erik as a reliable mentor of some type, and a in-depth conversation on the works of Satoshi Kon is - ONCE AGAIN - enjoyed by all.

619 Big Brain And Medium Brain / Wheels Of Fury

Fri, 23 Mar 2018 18:44:01 -0000

In which Erik forms a detective agency after eating way, way, way too many magic mushrooms, and Piers forms a detective agency after getting a bad case of polio.

618 What Do You Think Of Oprah? / The Oprah Podcast

Thu, 22 Mar 2018 17:38:26 -0000

In which Piers asks Erik one of the most important questions he's ever asked, and Erik lists the things he knows about a national treasure.

617 Wind Whisperers / Ultimate Love It Or Hate It / Human High Score

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 17:43:09 -0000

In which special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS pitches a podcast anybody would be lucky to hear, Erik revamps his classic love-it-or-hate-it deathmatch, and Piers has an exciting new take on tombstones.

616 Three Men And Your Baby / Paladin: The Magic Knight / Cranky And Crazy

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 17:06:59 -0000

In which Piers puts your baby in six capable masculine hands, Erik creates a magical adventure that misunderstands the concept of a Paladin, and special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS creates an toxic outlet for human rage.

615 BabyTalk / BabyTalk For Parents Too / Non-Smokers

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 16:30:30 -0000

In which Piers educates your babies while you're out, Erik lays out some dirty jokes for parents, and special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS stops by the rig to talk about non-smoking and his upcoming feature film "FOUR WALLS."

614 Stolen Mail With PES / Love It Or Hate It 2 / Come On!

Fri, 16 Mar 2018 17:59:57 -0000

In which Piers updates his classic advice column pitch, special guest SHANE MCLEAN is the victim of domestic ape abuse, and Erik does not know the meaning of the word "genocide."

613 Erik's In A Way / Never Been Kissed / The Podcast Detectives

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 17:00:12 -0000

In which Piers asks Erik to explain some of his preposterous nonsense, special guest - travelling eccentric Nigel Barrel (SHANE MCLEAN)- recovers from a disastrous couples cruise by cruising for new love, and Erik investigates an in-episode mystery.

Simon And Sam REVERSE Memorial Podcast

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 18:18:36 -0000

In which Piers, Erik, and special guest SHANE MCLEAN uncover the terrible betrayals of recently deceased librarians Sam and Simon, and the gang must rush to undo their recent memorial podcast.

Sam And Simon Memorial Podcast

Tue, 13 Mar 2018 17:10:00 -0000

In which Piers and Erik pay tribute to two of the most valued and also most deceased librarians at the PvPVPL library: Sam and Simon. May angels guide you to a well-deserved rest, you sweet library nerds. Even though we were in no way liable for your deaths we cannot, for legal reasons, actually say we're sorry sharks ate you. You will live on in our hearts forever.

Remembering... Rhyme Tyme

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 17:23:36 -0000

In which Erik dredges up the oily, salt-stained wreckage of his famously frustrating RHYME TYME series, and Piers is forced to relive one of his greatest punishments of all time.

612 Accurate Sports Mascots / Makin' Megaman / Podcasts Loving Podcasts Vs Godzilla

Fri, 09 Mar 2018 18:17:56 -0000

In which Erik takes the NHL to task for its long history of misrepresenting mascots, Piers makes a silly little cyborg buddy of his very own, and special guest BRETT SKILLEN returns with even more thoughts and feelings on Godzilla.

611 Find The Friendless Faux Fic / Gentleman Genocide Machine: The Artist / Podcast Vs Godzilla

Thu, 08 Mar 2018 18:08:37 -0000

In which Piers presents a lonesome piece of fan fiction, Erik takes a deeper look into the troubled mind of a brilliant fanfiction author, and special guest BRETT SKILLEN brings the greatest enemy podcasting has ever known: GODZILLA. The following sound effects were taken from freesound.org, created by their respective creators: Bike horn double toot by Stickinthemud. Waterfall, small, C by InspectorJ Ice cubes in glass by MC_Minaar foghorn2 by stevebob69 hotel bell by abel_KWooden_Tray Misc Objects falling Onto It; 2 by RossBell Horses by vincentmalstaf cymbal big1 by shpira Car Start by snakebarney These bad boys are used under these badass licenses: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/sampling+/1.0/

610 Are You Ready? / Toilet Transgressions

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 18:23:15 -0000

In which Erik wants to know if you're really ready to get real, and Piers is furious - FURIOUS - at people smoking crack in the PVPVPL library bathroom stalls.

609 Well Where Am I Supposed To Put It? / The Strongest Force In The Universe

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 18:31:41 -0000

In which Piers is robbed of a rubbish receptacle, and Erik tries to overcome the strongest force in the universe: Love.

608 Travel To Tokyo / The Perfect World

Mon, 05 Mar 2018 19:29:15 -0000

In which Erik celebrates Japanese people for listening to our show, and Piers envisions the best of all possible worlds.

607 Gimmick Weapon / Fabulous Faux Fic Frolic / Spot The Spurious Spec / Twilight With Kanye

Fri, 02 Mar 2018 18:18:17 -0000

In which Erik finds niche weapons for joke villains, Piers presents some of the worst fan fiction to date, special guest JOE STILWELL (FRANGIBLE & BORK) promotes his terrible spec scripts, and other-special-guest THOMAS VAN KALKEN (THE SCIENCE OF EVERYTHING) breathes new life into a tired vampire story.

606 Uh, Sure Video Games / Joe's Campaign / Dumb Questions, Smart People / How To Run

Thu, 01 Mar 2018 18:38:31 -0000

In which Piers questions the very reality of video games, special guest JOE STILWELL (BLUE SKIES OVER NINE ISLANDS) runs for Sheriff of PvPLand, other special guest THOMAS VAN KALKEN (THE SCIENCE OF EVERYTHING, NPR)has some dumb questions to ask, and Erik learns how to run.

605 Love It Or Hate It / Extremely Hurtful / Straw Dawgs

Wed, 28 Feb 2018 17:48:12 -0000

In which Erik gives you mere moments to form an extreme opinion, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL says some things he can't take back, and Piers takes sucking to a professional level.

604 The Passion Of Survivor / Twitter Strategies / Erik's Close Shave

Tue, 27 Feb 2018 19:23:42 -0000

In which Erik reignites his passion for reality TV, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL lays down his 100% guaranteed social media strategies, and Piers shaves a special part of Erik.

603 Top 5 Things About Erik / Top 5 Things About Me

Mon, 26 Feb 2018 17:48:10 -0000

In which Piers lays out the best things about Eriks, and Erik lays out the best things about himself.

602 Book Reviews With Fran / Nice Try, Erik Readerman

Fri, 23 Feb 2018 18:27:43 -0000

In which Erik describes - YET AGAIN - his complicated reading habits, and Piers goes out of his way NOT to humiliate Erik for his reading habits.

601 Vice Presidential Address / Kiss My Lozenge / The Ethics Of Being Erik 2

Thu, 22 Feb 2018 17:58:49 -0000

In which Erik takes his nomination for Vice President with a grain of sass, special guest CHRISTINE BORTOLIN hacks up a lozenge, and Piers tells us all what Erik would do in a tight spot.

600 Piers Rae's Fantabulous Faux Fiction Frolic / Pretend To Be Cancer Patients / Bribing Ms Daisy

Wed, 21 Feb 2018 17:37:14 -0000

In which Piers returns with another fresh dollop of faux fiction, Erik pitches a shockingly monstrous podcast, and special guest CHRISTINE BORTOLIN drops by with some spare cash to throw around.

599 Tut Tut, Logan Paul / The Perfect Prank

Tue, 20 Feb 2018 20:10:12 -0000

In which Piers saves vicious YouTube sociopath Logan Paul from his own lack of self-awareness or empathy, and Erik designs the finest prank anyone has ever known.

598 Potential Mailbag With A Twist / Jerkin' It With Your Grandpa To Hentai

Mon, 19 Feb 2018 18:49:58 -0000

In which Piers opens another hot, steaming sack of questions addressed to people who are not him, and Erik gets really into hentai with his grandfather.

597 Tricks To Floating In The Void / Void Of The Noid

Fri, 16 Feb 2018 17:56:04 -0000

In which Piers accidentally traps our dynamic duo in a magical void for the duration of the episode, and Erik makes the best of the void by discussing pizza mascots. (SEND HELP)

596 Creatures That Should Be / A Rebuttal

Thu, 15 Feb 2018 18:44:07 -0000

In which Piers has some constructive criticism for nature, and Erik has some thoughts on those thoughts.

595 Piers Blasts Erik Publicly / Piers Is A Nice Boy

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 18:11:31 -0000

In which Erik tries to get Piers to be less than kind, and Piers reiterates that he is a nice boy who wants nothing more than to infect his best friend Erik with happiness.

594 How To Edit A Podcast In 30 Seconds / Piers Is Vindicated

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 19:08:41 -0000

In which Piers breaks down Erik's incredible, inimitable, 100% patented speed-editing process, and Erik exposes Piers' most controversial statements of all time to his patented vindication process.

593 Bringing Catholicism To The Modern Age / Catholic Wizards In The House

Tue, 13 Feb 2018 01:19:21 -0000

In which Erik decides that the Catholic church aren't a bunch of flippin' weirdos, and Piers brings non-divine spellcasters back into the Catholic fold.

592 Piers And The Real Girls / The Tetris Podcast

Fri, 09 Feb 2018 18:16:44 -0000

In which Piers builds up a backstory for all you lonely guys with real dolls out there, and Erik defends all the people out there who want to marry video games.

591 Vancouver Movie Theatres / Close Encounters Of The Line Kind

Fri, 09 Feb 2018 04:49:41 -0000

In which both Piers and Erik have anecdotes about anecdotes, and both are line-related. Can they come up with a podcast about lines that is good, or even mediocre? Listen to find out!

590 Non-Lethal Takedown / Erik Vs Piers In The Dome

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 19:10:12 -0000

In which Piers challenges Erik to be a man and fight a child in the mega dome, and Erik tries to arrange a fight he can actually win.

589 Piers' Schedule / Better Scheduling For Piers And Erik

Tue, 06 Feb 2018 19:15:41 -0000

In which Erik really gives Piers shit for being a overbooked scatterbrain, and Piers politely suggests that Erik perhaps it is the system that is broken, not him.

Remembering PickTheFakeFicPart5

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 19:50:31 -0000

In which Erik proudly remembers the greatest of his great recurring pitch, "Pick the Fake Fic."

588 Smoking Weed With Erik's Grandma / The Low Man On The Totem Pole

Fri, 02 Feb 2018 17:56:47 -0000

In which Piers rips mad bowls of dank chronic with Erik's bubba, and Erik searches for a third team member to take all of our collective ill will.

587 Potential Mailbag 2 / What Is A Thrussy?

Thu, 01 Feb 2018 18:32:30 -0000

In which Piers and Erik both advise you to just skip this episode, it's kind of a crapshoot this week. But if you're going to ignore that advice and listen anyway, Piers brings in more of his spicy hot stranger mail, and Erik ponders a question for the digital age.

586 Conversation Starter / Shave And A Haircut?

Wed, 31 Jan 2018 17:34:27 -0000

In which Erik has several interesting conversations with interesting people, and Piers notices something a little bit different about Erik today.

585 Methhead Of The Class / Erik's Haircut

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 17:53:34 -0000

In which Piers bridges the inequality gap with a little thing called meth, and Erik gets a new haircut he wants you to ask him about.

584 Confessions / Piers' Cooking Lessons

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 18:02:58 -0000

In which Piers lays out the tragic details of his recent skirmish with personal health, and Erik calls for the worst cooking how of all time.

Remembering... Pick The Fake Fic (Part 4)

Fri, 26 Jan 2018 19:00:02 -0000

In which Piers takes ill with self-inflicted food-poisoning, and you end up with the latest collection of "Pick the Fake Fic!"

583 And Faux Fanfics Makes Five 3 / You're Getting Defensive

Fri, 26 Jan 2018 03:10:01 -0000

In which Piers returns with more excerpts from his fantabulous faux fiction, and Erik thinks that Piers might just be getting a little bit defensive.

582 Erik For Vice President / Stoner Comedy

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 18:36:18 -0000

In which Piers graciously nominates Erik to be Vice President of Podcastvspodcastland, and Erik puff-puff-passes on most of the stoner comedy film genre.

581 What Is A Movie? / Yiff Yak

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 20:44:48 -0000

In which Erik asks a question that has plagued nobody since the dawn of never, and Piers gets down and dirty with some furry suits.

580 A Podcast About Accents / Coin Toss

Mon, 22 Jan 2018 19:02:47 -0000

In which Erik breaks down the complex accents of Frasier Crane and Pepe Le Pew, and Piers tosses a coin for your benefit.

579 Pinup Calendercast / Piers And Erik's Sexy Daily Pinup Pod

Fri, 19 Jan 2018 22:02:27 -0000

In which Erik puts two sexy boys in the centrefold for a truly excellent cause, while Piers converts raw visual sex appeal into raw audio arousal.

578 Times In The Past When Piers Was So Funny I Laughed Myself To Tears / Underrated Zeldas

Thu, 18 Jan 2018 18:26:45 -0000

In which Erik fondly remembers every time that Piers has made him laugh in the podcast, and Piers ranks the Zeldas that don't get the rankings they deserve.

577 What's In My Mouth, Daddy? / What's In My Mouth, Daddy? [2] / Full Metal Jacket

Wed, 17 Jan 2018 22:11:48 -0000

In which special guest Dr. Ewell (Ronald Dario)brings some much-needed dentistry to our oil-rig micronation, Erik wonders if there's a better way to tell Daddy what's in your mouth, and special guest host 'PUTER the AI tries to pick the perfect outfit to impress Piers.

576 Where In The World Is My Mother? / Welcome To The Party, Pal / Reading Armen's Journal

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 20:50:33 -0000

In which special guest Armen Liebowitz (Ronald Dario) arrives in PvPLand on a quest for the birth mother that abandoned him, Piers takes your motion-sensor doorbell (and also your party) to the next level, and Erik reads somebody's very private diary out loud.

575 Not Our Problem / So What'd I Miss? / Piers' Commentary

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 18:23:51 -0000

In which Erik gloats over how great his life is compared to those people living in volcanos, Piers loses a bunch of carrier pigeons to vicious squirrels, and special guest RONALD DARIO adds Piers' much-missed thoughts and opinions into his absentee episodes.

574 Caged Feelings / A Podcast For The Atlantic / Title This

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 21:45:45 -0000

In which special guest SASKIA WERNER embraces her mixed feelings about a popular celebrity, Erik takes Atlantic magazine to task for their terrible taste in podcasts, and other special guest HANNAH DAVIES gives titles the time they deserve. Piers Rae - your usual co-host, and hero to the common man - remains missing yet again.

573 Please Don't Spoil It For Me / What's Your Name? / Dreamcatchers

Thu, 11 Jan 2018 22:16:28 -0000

In which regular host Erik Jovanovic nimbly ducks and dodges spoilers in film and television, special guest SASKIA WERNER uncovers Erik's viking origins, and additional special guest playwright HANNAH DAVIES transforms your insane dreams into art therapy. You're welcome. Most favoured regular host Piers Rae is still absent, but our love for him never dims.

572 OPP / We Can Work Out The Details Later / Bathroom Roulette

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 21:28:58 -0000

In which special guest HANNAH DAVIES kidnaps other people's beloved pets for her own sick amusement, regular host Erik tries his best to be more open-minded but Hannah shoots that idea out of the sky, and other special guest SASKIA WERNER puts title before concept. Charming and kind-hearted co-host Piers remains absent, but is abused in this podcast by his so-called "friends."

571 The Bechdelizers / Final Resting Place / When... Did This Happen?

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 22:14:25 -0000

In which regular host Erik learns about the Bechdel test from his little brother, special guest HANNAH DAVIES starts planning the end of our days, and other special guest SASKIA WERNER turns time into a game. Usual super host Piers Rae remains MIA.

570 Sickness Tracker / Things We Told Piers / Things We Never Told Piers

Mon, 08 Jan 2018 19:10:36 -0000

In which special guest SASKIA WERNER keeps close tabs on her friend's sicknesses, HANNAH DAVIES invents a quiz show around Piers' inability to retain boring information, and regular host Erik pretends that he isn't constantly changing his opinions on things. Everyone's favourite co-host - Piers - is absent for Christmas.

569 Potential Mailbag / The Perfect Show

Fri, 05 Jan 2018 14:57:41 -0000

In which Piers realizes all those advice column letters could've been addressed to just about anybody, and Erik creates the most 100% perfect show of all time - ever.

568 Erik's Big List Of Things He Doesn't Like / Erik Stays In His Shell

Thu, 04 Jan 2018 20:15:17 -0000

In which Piers compiles a big long of classic Erik "harrumphs," and Erik prefers to keep to himself, thank you very much.

567 Keyduce, Keyuse And Keycycle / Anybody Out There Want A Key?

Wed, 03 Jan 2018 18:29:32 -0000

In which Erik puts the old keys of the world to new and exciting purpose, and Piers gives away the keys to Erik's Kingdom.

566 Getting Into The EU / PVP Job Board

Tue, 02 Jan 2018 22:49:31 -0000

In which Erik finds a suitable replacement for the United Kingdom, and Piers looks for suitable replacements for our missing sandwich artisans.

565 Methods For Starting A Podcast / About Anecdotes

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 21:46:02 -0000

In which Piers examines the many ways people (other people) generate their terrible podcast ideas, and Erik tells a rambling anecdote about how he hates anecdotes.

564 Band Names / Yeah, No

Fri, 29 Dec 2017 19:54:53 -0000

In which Erik has some really, really good band names he'd like to share, and Piers has some ideas about who really deserves to win those Nobel prizes they seem to be giving out to just about anyone.

563 Soul Beatles / The Asylum

Thu, 28 Dec 2017 18:33:16 -0000

In which Piers remembers that Soul Asylum is a band at least as good as the Beatles, and Erik remembers that The Beatles were at least as good as Soul Asylum.

562 We Deserve Souls / Piers Rae's Quick Slick Pitch Pile

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 18:42:01 -0000

In which Erik takes a surprising interest in our divine and everlasting wellbeing, while Piers pulls in a bunch of stillborn ideas from the depths of his sleeping brain.

561 Haunted House Review / Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Casket

Tue, 26 Dec 2017 21:02:04 -0000

In which Erik reviews your terrible homemade haunted house (yes, it is terrible,) and Piers brings the Japanese game-show format to your pathetic excuse for a haunted house.

560 Unprecedented With Piers And Erik / Officially Unprecedented With Piers And Erik

Mon, 25 Dec 2017 21:07:50 -0000

A very special Christmas Day special episode that features no Christmas content whatsoever in which Piers sets some truly groundbreaking precedents, and Erik officially sets some truly groundbreaking precedents.

559 A Very Faux Fic Christmas / Quest For The New Snow

Fri, 22 Dec 2017 20:50:16 -0000

In which St. Piers tumbles down the chimney with all the sci-fi Christmas chronicles you've all been clamouring for, and Erik finally finds his Christmas spirit in a brand new quest for the perfect podcast.

558 Wild And Wacky Newsdesk With Piers And Erik / Bad Lists

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 19:43:44 -0000

In which Piers gets down and dirty with the news he can remember from the last time he read the Times, and Erik perfectly remembers every bad list he's ever heard.

557 Replacing Drill Bits / Better When You're Wasted

Wed, 20 Dec 2017 17:46:48 -0000

In which Erik takes his personal vendetta against drill bits to the next level, and Piers gets just drunk enough to solve an ancient riddle.

556 The Official Jenga Show / Hungry Hungry Hippodcast

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 17:56:34 -0000

In which Erik dumps a bunch of wooden blocks all over the place, and Piers slams pieces of plastic against a bunch of marbles.

555 Taylor Swift And White Supremacy / Jump The Shark

Mon, 18 Dec 2017 18:24:41 -0000

In which Erik begs Taylor Swift to come out and say Nazis aren't cool, and Piers embarks on a foolhardy mission to train the single most dangerous shark of all time.

554 Bigger Fish To Fly / Finding Detective Pikachu

Fri, 15 Dec 2017 19:42:57 -0000

In which Piers solves the PvPLand hunger crisis in a very annoying way, and Erik recasts soon-to-be cult classic Detective Pikachu also in a very annoying way.

553 Thick Milk / Erik Makes Piers Watch Survivor

Thu, 14 Dec 2017 18:50:18 -0000

In which Piers finally solves the global crisis that is thin, watery milk, and Erik puts on some manner of popular television programme.

552 Shrimp Dippins / Asshole Nerds

Wed, 13 Dec 2017 20:08:57 -0000

In which Piers dips his shrimps in all the most sweet, savoury, or succulent sauces, and Erik stands up for casual fans everywhere.

551 Instapitches / The Hammock District

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 19:39:06 -0000

In which Erik finds inspiration in the photo albums of strangers, and Piers finds comfort in the gentle embrace of a hammock.

550 Lost Masterpiece / Prepare For The Wurst

Mon, 11 Dec 2017 19:00:11 -0000

In which Erik presents a newly created masterpiece (of a podcast) about lost masterpieces (of variable mediums,) and Piers takes Oktoberfest as seriously as he's ever taken anything.

549 4 Hours Of Standup / 8 Hours Of Anything

Fri, 08 Dec 2017 19:42:47 -0000

In which Erik suggests that four hours is the best length for a stand-up set while Piers - ever the contrarian - prefers activities that take eight hours to listen to. Boys, boys, boys! Will you ever agree?

548 Worries That We Have / We Talk About Other Podcasts For These No-Podcast People

Thu, 07 Dec 2017 20:26:39 -0000

In which Erik presents our deepest fears and anxieties in excruciating detail with no comfort whatsoever, and Piers advises you stop wasting your time with our podcast.

547 Find The Faux Fic 6 / Gamify Your Life: The Podcast

Wed, 06 Dec 2017 18:51:15 -0000

In which Piers brings back some more of his fabulous fake fiction, and Erik turns your humdrum boring life into an ongoing RPG adventure! FEATURING a very special new music track courtesy of CHRIS CARLSON of "The Podcasting Couch."

546 How Much I Hate Dancing / And Faux Fics Makes Five 2 / Armageddon It Now

Tue, 05 Dec 2017 20:32:15 -0000

In which Erik reveals how little he knows about dancing, Piers brings back his fantabulous false fan fiction, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands)prepares for every possible end of the world scenario.

545 Stephen King Sex Scenes / It Grows On You / We Tell Them How To Do Their Jobs

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 20:08:58 -0000

In which Erik fondly remembers Stephen King's most perverted moments, Piers helps non-fans learn to love Stephen King, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) thinks he knows better than the professionals.

544 Dining Tips And Tricks / Emo Or Pop-Punk / The Value Of Names

Fri, 01 Dec 2017 19:15:21 -0000

In which Piers reveals what questions you should never ask a waitress, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL(Blue Skies Over Nine Islands) tests our knowledge of two - BUT ONLY TWO - musical genres, and Erik balances your name against a hard dollar value.

543 How Many Books Have You Read? / Discarded Drafts / Snitching At Brunch

Thu, 30 Nov 2017 21:17:34 -0000

In which Erik tracks down the star artist of his old creative writing class, Piers gathers up all the stillborn drafts of other people's novels, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL takes the boys out for a brunch that is full of surprises.

542 The Andrew Show With Piers And Erik / Chat For Shot

Wed, 29 Nov 2017 22:37:32 -0000

In which Erik brings shines a spotlight on his most beloved co-worker of all time, and Piers creates the perfect companion piece for media sensation "Shot For Shot."

541 AP Sound Bank / Million Mache Messiah March

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 18:16:40 -0000

In which Erik follows up on Piers willingness to say yes to anyone on the internet, and Piers expands the traditional image of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.

540 Pick The Fake Factual Fiction / Fake Commentaries

Mon, 27 Nov 2017 18:25:04 -0000

In which Piers discovers a wild new fan-fiction game deep within the jungles of his mind, and Erik improves upon the frankly played-out device that is commentary tracks.

539 Oh No It's Piers And Erik / Stardew Valet

Fri, 24 Nov 2017 18:49:17 -0000

In which Erik breaks down the best bonusodes of "Oh No, It's Ross and Carrie", and Piers helps the lovelorn nerds out their find the perfect virtual spouse.

538 Soothing Stories / What Year Was It, What Year Were You?

Thu, 23 Nov 2017 18:02:50 -0000

In which Erik shares some of his personal deep relaxation techniques for people in withdrawal, while Piers takes a fairly scattered approach to nostalgia.

537 Extended Erik / Evan's Escape Room Idea

Wed, 22 Nov 2017 17:47:18 -0000

In which Erik returns from a brief but frustratingly vague hiatus, and Piers pitches a show to find out more about his friend's life because nobody tells him anything.

536 Sorting Hatcast / Clean My Tub / What The Fluke? With Marnie Marcson

Tue, 21 Nov 2017 18:13:34 -0000

In which Erik remains missing, Piers creates the most accurate sorting hat quiz ever, special guest STACEY MCLACHLAN finally cleans her tub, and special guest LAUREN MCGIBBON brings a mixtape from Marc Maron's long-lost daughter.

535 Find The Faux Fic 5 / Waiting Room / Podcast Vs Podcast Vs Podcast Vs Podcast

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 20:05:48 -0000

In which Erik goes missing, Piers carries forth with his amazing fake fiction in spite of his terrible bestie, and live-in library fanatics LAUREN MCGIBBON and STACEY MCLACHLAN seize the opportunity to take over the sound booth.

Remembering... Pick The Fake Fic (Part 3)

Fri, 17 Nov 2017 17:42:35 -0000

In which Erik remembers that he used to have a fan-favourite idea called "Pick the Fake Fic," a prehistoric progenitor to Piers' near-perfect "Find the Faux Fiction" concept, and spends all night at home making a mix tape of his favourite memories.

534 Hollywood Magic / Putter Patter With Little Feet / Dodgeball RPG

Thu, 16 Nov 2017 18:28:21 -0000

In which special guest RYAN ANDERSON explains the best BMX movie ever made, Piers gives golfers the rundown on improving your short-game, and Erik whips up a vicious cocktail of dodgeball and guilt.

533 Fighting With Aliens / Kiss It Or Miss It / Feed The Lichen

Wed, 15 Nov 2017 18:57:03 -0000

In which Erik kicks off the war against extraterrestrials, Piers makes some serious kissing decisions, and special guest RYAN ANDERSON finds a way to feed a hyper-intelligent lichen.

532 We Watch Lost / The Ethics Of Being Erik / Just A Typical Day In The Life

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 18:14:07 -0000

In which Erik suggests everyone sits down to watch TV, Piers wonders what it's like - ethically - to be Erik Jovanovic, and special guest RYAN ANDERSON accuses Piers of being an animorph.

531 And Faux Fanfics Makes Five / Ryan's Underdog Story / Vows Vs Vows

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 03:07:16 -0000

In which Piers, subscribing to the "more is more" philosophy, iterates upon his fanfic guessing game by adding more and more fics, and Erik creates a relatable underdog story centred on special guest Ryan D. Anderson (who has a special matrimonial podcast of his own to pitch)!

530 Human Foley / Have You Been Tested Recently? / What Would Jesus Do?

Fri, 10 Nov 2017 18:57:34 -0000

In which Piers creates the rawest theatre of sound known to man, Erik checks the world for STDs, and special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO asks a question no one else in the history of the world has ever thought to ask.

529 What's Miguel's Life Like Down There? / Nesting / I Need Help

Thu, 09 Nov 2017 18:17:51 -0000

In which Erik takes a home tour of special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO's secret birdnest for men, Piers designs a new net-based housing solution, and Miguel does crystal meth repeatedly.

528 Date 'Em Or Crate 'Em / Shit: How Do We Get Out Of This? / Security Footage Commentary

Wed, 08 Nov 2017 18:48:23 -0000

In which Piers narrows the dating pool for lovelorn special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO, Miguel hires Piers as his full time announcer, and Erik crawls through security footage in his spare time.

527 Pet Peeves With Piers Rae / Mystery Of The Hickies / Miguel's App

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 18:13:14 -0000

In which Piers files an official complaint report about stuff, Erik solves the mystery of the hickies he spotted on some lovelorn teens, and Miguel renews the search for his one true love.

526 Find The Faux Fic 4 / I've Got The Coffee, You've Got The Cream / Pick The Factual Fic

Mon, 06 Nov 2017 17:34:22 -0000

In which Piers presents his fabulous fantastical fan-fiction, special guest MIGUEL ARAUJO pitches a variation on a classic boys-boarding-school hazing ritual, and Erik hunts for legitimate fan fiction. Thanks to https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ for the use of the sound of 50 balloons falling down the stairs!

525 Feel My Wizard Sack / Which Disney Princess Are You? / Headshots

Fri, 03 Nov 2017 17:13:46 -0000

In which Piers remembers we forget to celebrate Halloween and really half-asses it, special guest RONALD DARIO makes it damn clear which Disney princess he is, and Erik talks headshots shop.

524 Fanfic Audiobooks / Let's Punish Kerri / Kick Out Kerri

Thu, 02 Nov 2017 18:45:51 -0000

In which special guest ESTHER CARDERO (Ronald Dario) arranges a reading of their "best" fan-fiction, Erik gives Kerri a stern talking to, and Piers ferments a revolution amongst the librarians.

523 Me, Myerik And Ira / The Poetry Of Robot Frost / NPR Pledge Drive

Wed, 01 Nov 2017 22:27:07 -0000

In which Piers welcomes some much-needed podcasting advice from special guest IRA GLASS (Ronald Dario,) Erik reads from a collection of his favourite cyber-poet, and Ira manages to squeeze one more NPR pledge drive into his day.

522 You Shouldn't Consume Beef, Friend / I Didn't Do It / Is It Good Or Bad?

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 16:59:48 -0000

In which special guest BARTHOLEMEW J SIMPSON (Ronald Dario) shows up on the island with some complaints about the Simpsons, Piers formulates a confrontation with Matt Groening on his behalf, and Erik wants to know - definitively - if something is good or bad.

521 Warning: Coarse Language / Find The Faux Fic 3 / Who Stole The Cookie From The Cookie Jar?

Mon, 30 Oct 2017 21:34:49 -0000

In which Erik publishes a good strong warning about strong language, Piers digs up even more of his fabulous fan-favourite faux fiction, and special guest BISCUIT THE ELF (Ronald Dario) brings a family history of crime and cookies to Podcast-VS-Podcast-Land.

520 Find The Faux Fic 2 / A Battle Of Wits / Duveting It Right

Fri, 27 Oct 2017 18:13:56 -0000

In which Piers forces his friends to ferret out false fan-fiction, Erik proceeds over an extremely formal battle of wits, and special guest RACQUEL BELMONTE (Blind Tiger Comedy, Lego Elves, Legends of Chima) shops for her first duvet.

519 Cryptocurrent / Three Dudes Blowing Wind / What Else Is Total Bullshit?

Thu, 26 Oct 2017 18:24:20 -0000

In which Piers tries his darndest to explain cryptocurrency, Erik plays King Crimson on the recorder, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) pitches an idea that isn't total bullshit.

518 We Gross Each Other Out / Fake Crime Podcast / The Strongest Link

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 21:30:29 -0000

In which Erik gets seriously disgusting, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL (Blue Skies over Nine Islands) becomes really tackles fake crime, and Piers reinvents a classic game show in a way that is much, much worse.

517 Down With The Podject / We Try Drugs / Ten Thousand Ways To Induce Vomiting

Tue, 24 Oct 2017 18:45:20 -0000

In which Erik takes on a fellow podcast-pitching podcast, special guest JOSEPH STILWELL brings out his drug-kit for party-time, and Piers gets ready to spew.

516 Find The Faux Fic / How It's Made: The Podcast / Coming Up With Names For Transformers

Mon, 23 Oct 2017 18:29:29 -0000

In which Piers finds the latest in fake fan fiction, Erik explores the wide wonderful world of science, and special guest JOSEPH STILWELL names some transformers he just came up with.

515 How I Invented Quantum Teleportation / Bad Dad Or Rad Dad? / The Teleportation Podcast

Fri, 20 Oct 2017 17:57:22 -0000

In which our special guest - writer JOSEPH STILWELL - explains how he invented quantum teleportation, Erik creates a forum to discuss good-plain-and-simple-old-fashioned-get-her-done-style regular teleportation, and Piers daydreams about Erik as a dad.

514 Dreams / Mr. Movie Pod

Thu, 19 Oct 2017 17:53:08 -0000

In which a slumbering Erik dreams a dream of plagiarising several shows about dreams, while Piers makes finding movie showtimes simple, quick, and convenient.

513 Great Chickens Of History / Great Gift Or Gugh Gift?

Wed, 18 Oct 2017 17:26:57 -0000

In which Erik profiles those chickens who have made a difference throughout history, and Piers runs a Christmas shopping list past Erik.

512 Librarian Deathmatch / Kick That Kink

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 18:55:59 -0000

In which Piers settles long-running feuds amongst the librarians the extremely old fashioned way, and Erik finally puts some of his mad-science projects under peer review.

511 Naming Nippers / Investigating Piers' Use Of Children

Mon, 16 Oct 2017 16:54:40 -0000

In which Piers puts an end to the practice of naming children by drawing slips of paper out of a hat, and Erik is a little worried about where Piers acquires all these kids he's naming.

510 Sad Dads / The Poetic Nature Of Robotics

Fri, 13 Oct 2017 18:34:42 -0000

In which sentient AI 'Puter worries about the many sad dads out there in the world, and Erik wonders about the spirit and soul of sentient AI's.

509 Horse Scope: Horse Edition / Preventing A Murderer

Thu, 12 Oct 2017 17:23:11 -0000

In which Piers opens his third eye and reveals the secrets of the universe to horses everywhere, while Erik outsmarts the police by solving crimes before they occur.

508 Pick The Fake Reddit Thread 3 / This Big Blue Flat Wonderful Marble

Wed, 11 Oct 2017 17:10:52 -0000

In which Erik cleans up the charnel house that is the world of Reddit, and Piers realizes that those idiot flat-earthers might just have been right all along about this big beautiful blue marble.

507 Twitter Ethics / The Ethics Of Twitter With Piers On Erik

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 16:47:03 -0000

In which Erik wonders about the dubious ethics of retweeting, and Piers turns the tables on Erik in a stunning display of journalistic integrity and not being petty at all.

506 Who's Listening To Baseball Podcast? / The Things Our Bones Say

Tue, 10 Oct 2017 00:46:32 -0000

In which Erik wonders who's listening to the superbly titled "Baseball Podcast," and Piers wonders why Erik is listening to the advice of his bones instead of his best friend.

505 David Lynch's Sound Emporium / Once Again, Piers Is Wrong

Fri, 06 Oct 2017 18:09:49 -0000

In which Piers switches ideas mid-pitch to talk about David Lynch - AGAIN - and Erik crafts himself an echo chamber of friendly affirmations.

504 Piers Vs Erik / Erik The Pitchman

Thu, 05 Oct 2017 18:07:10 -0000

In which Erik throws some new names over some old ideas, and ace-pitchman Piers takes Erik under his wing.

503 Breaking The Spirit Of NDAs / Shoutout Showdown

Wed, 04 Oct 2017 17:18:14 -0000

In which Erik casually betrays the film industry by breaking the spirit (but not the letter) of his NDAs, and Piers gives some much needed credit to some much beloved things/people.

502 Journey For A New Favourite Animal / One Track Albums

Tue, 03 Oct 2017 23:45:20 -0000

In which Erik is sick and tired of his old favourite animals but decides to do something about it, and Piers puts on the albums you can't turn off.

501 Really Think Twice About Who Your Friends Are / Let's Run A Fire Station Together

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:37:57 -0000

In which Piers takes a long hard look at his relationships with his so-called "friends," and Erik talks about opening up a much-needed fire-station for the oil rigs.

500 Search Party / The Return Of Piers: A Tale;

Fri, 29 Sep 2017 17:58:16 -0000

Our 500th episode semi-spectacular! The podcast begins with the thrilling tale of Piers' journey back to PodcastVSPodcastland, followed by our 500th podcast pitches. In which Piers organizes a podcast that would've been great during the weeks where nobody - NOBODY - was looking for him, and Erik turns Piers' 3 week traumatic experience into cheap entertainment.

499 Do You Have Anything To Eat? / Where Have You Been?

Thu, 28 Sep 2017 17:35:31 -0000

In which heroic co-host Piers returns to the sound booth alive - barely - and Erik completely ignores a man on the brink of death to ask some dumbass questions.

498 You Should Know Better / Describe The Pic / Appropriate Footwear

Wed, 27 Sep 2017 17:54:56 -0000

In which special-guest HANNAH DAVIES gets all her anger out in one podcast, also-special-guest SASKIA WERNER confounds Erik with a complicated game, and Erik picks the right shoes for the right occasion. Regular host Piers Rae is still MIA, but nobody really seems all that concerned anymore. A couple weeks is all it takes to fade from collective memory forever, folks. It's a sick, sad world out there.

497 What Else Could We Fidget With? / Rate My Horoscope / A Day At Little Otter Family Camp

Tue, 26 Sep 2017 18:57:55 -0000

In which Erik fidgets with geometric shapes, special guest HANNAH DAVIES searches for the one true horoscope, and bonus special guest SASKIA WERNER spends a summer with otters. Our usual co-host and all around great guy Piers Rae remains missing, though you'd never know it from the way everyone's acting.

496 The Regular Podcast / Learning German With Sask / What Job Should I Do?

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 17:52:07 -0000

In which Erik continues a 7 year obsession with cartoon series "Regular Show," special guest SASKIA WERNER realizes she doesn't actually speak her native language, and other special guest HANNAH DAVIES plans ahead for some serious life changes. Normal co-host Piers Rae remains lost in time and space.

495 How Could Piers Have Possibly Died? / TB For You And Me / Codcast

Fri, 22 Sep 2017 17:49:16 -0000

In which permanent co-host Erik finally wonders what might have happened to his usual co-host, special guest HANNAH DAVIES shares her love of young lady detectives, and co-special-guest SASKIA WERNER brings an old fish to a new generation. Regular permanent co-host Piers remains missing, presumed dead.

494 Brunchcast / A Huge Gamble

Thu, 21 Sep 2017 18:54:13 -0000

In which special guest JOE STILWELL takes Erik out for brunch, normal host Erik embraces gambling as a new way of life, and Piers is still missing-presumed-dead.

493 Podcast This! / Verbal Abuse: The Podcast

Wed, 20 Sep 2017 21:15:09 -0000

In which special guest JOE STILWELL spins bad podcasts into audio gold, and normal host Erik stops hiding his deep well of vitriol.

492 Let's Get You Elected / Talking Shit About Piers

Wed, 20 Sep 2017 01:01:37 -0000

In which Erik talks an awful lot of shit about his so-called best friend Piers (who is still missing, possibly dead) and new permanent co-host/special guest JOE STILWELL becomes president of the United States of AMerica.

491 Why Are There Still Monkeys? / Slaughterhouse Two

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 01:48:10 -0000

In which both of our PERMANENT hosts display their egregious ignorance. Erik does so by asking why there's monkeys when the answer would be apparent if he took two seconds to think about it, while Joe bases his podcast title on a book he's never read.

490 The Pokemon Pocket / Joe, Come On

Sat, 16 Sep 2017 01:02:35 -0000

In which Erik and our special guest host Joe (two grown men) argue about whether Magic: The Gathering is better than the Pokemon Trading Card Game.

489 Pick The Fake Reddit Thread 2 / Real Jews Read Fake News

Fri, 15 Sep 2017 02:09:46 -0000

In which Erik has already started rehashing the sad knock-off of Pick The Fake Fic and guest co-host Joe wants to make a podcast about reading the news.

488 Canadian Gods / Potty

Thu, 14 Sep 2017 02:16:40 -0000

In which new permanent co-host Joe wants to put a Canadian spin on American Gods and Erik has some immature humour that appeals to any nationality.

487 Where's Piers? / Podcast Vs Podcast

Wed, 13 Sep 2017 01:07:37 -0000

In which Erik and special guest Joseph Stillwell wonder where Piers could be, and very quickly decide that they don't care.

486 Public Service / Rubiks Service

Tue, 12 Sep 2017 01:40:14 -0000

In which Erik is all alone, and misses Piers terrible. Where could he have gone? What could have happened to him?

485 Piers And Erik Do The GPS Voice / Kerri Donaldson's Secret Rooms

Fri, 08 Sep 2017 17:36:54 -0000

In which Erik has a money-making scheme to replace the old, boring GPS voice and Piers wants to take a tour through Kerri's secret rooms.

484 Rephrase / Nice Try, Jeremy

Fri, 08 Sep 2017 01:46:23 -0000

In which Erik decides to fix our language and Piers continues his irrational fear of Jeremy the Witchboy.

483 Knock It Off, Jeremy! / Pick The Fake Reddit Thread

Thu, 07 Sep 2017 01:04:33 -0000

In which Piers fears for his life, while Erik re-uses an old idea and gives it a twist for the new, computerized generation.

482 Gallagher: The Podcast / Piers Doesn't Know Shit About Southern Cooking

Wed, 06 Sep 2017 01:32:09 -0000

In which Piers attempts to emulate the greatest comedic mind of our time and Erik takes Piers to task for his awful Southern cooking.

481 Fuck SoundCloud! / Kill Your Darlings

Mon, 04 Sep 2017 22:56:30 -0000

In which Erik kicks the heck out of SoundCloud while they're down before cruelly turning Piers' own podcast pitch against him.

480 What Did You Have For Lunch? / Boiled Egg Beat

Sat, 02 Sep 2017 04:25:15 -0000

In which Erik is curious about what's new in the food world lately (extremely lately) and Piers knows EXACTLY what's new in the food world lately: eggs.

479 Erik Runs The Show

Fri, 01 Sep 2017 03:49:10 -0000

In which Erik. He runs the show. This is an episode just about Erik. Featuring Piers.

478 What Episode Should I Listen To First? / Wowza!: A Guided Tour Of PVPLand

Thu, 31 Aug 2017 01:15:55 -0000

In which Erik wants to introduce new listeners to Podcast Vs Podcast and Piers wants to introduce new visitors to Podcastversuspodcastland.

477 What Do You Think My Brother's Up To? / Why Don't You Just Tell Us, Evan

Wed, 30 Aug 2017 02:06:11 -0000

In which our boys discuss the particulars of what exactly Erik's brothers are up to nowadays.

476 A Place To Piss In / A Place To Miss

Tue, 29 Aug 2017 03:06:46 -0000

In which Piers has a bone to pick with men who piss on his home and Erik makes no bones about what he'd like to do all over town...! (It's to play darts.)

475 What Would Allie Have Pitched? / Too Hot To Tell!

Fri, 25 Aug 2017 18:18:42 -0000

In which Erik somehow manages to half-ass his pitch even when a coworker just hands it to him for free and Piers has some hot gos' to spill.

474 A Cool Air Podcast / Friendship Or Fuck It?

Thu, 24 Aug 2017 13:14:10 -0000

In which Erik continues to farm out podcast ideas from his coworkers, and Piers wants to weed out the chaff from the cream of Erik's Facebook friends list.

473 The Little Things / Who Pitched Which?

Wed, 23 Aug 2017 11:57:40 -0000

In which Erik outsources his idea from a coworker... but which one? Piers is on the case!

472 What Other Stuff Am I Wrong About? / Are You Wrong About This?

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 23:06:22 -0000

In which our boys pitch a couple of self-actualization podcasts; Erik about self-actualizing himself and Piers about self-actualizing others.

471 Bite Your Tongue! / My Children Will Die Differently

Tue, 22 Aug 2017 02:13:26 -0000

In which Erik takes an expression far too literally and Piers has a morbid fascination with the innovative new ways for people to die.

470 Friends I Can't Wait To Meet / Friends I Don't Want To Meet

Sat, 19 Aug 2017 02:05:39 -0000

In which Piers is excited about people in his future, and Erik is terrified of them.

469 Words From Woody / What Does Piers Think Is A Better Idea?

Thu, 17 Aug 2017 13:13:16 -0000

In which Piers asks Woody Allen to explain why he's writing letters about jazz to a non-existent young girl in Wyoming, and Erik gets a day off thanks to a pitch from superfan Evan.

Remembering... Pick The Fake Fic (Part 2)

Wed, 16 Aug 2017 20:43:51 -0000

In which Erik continues to fondly remember his fan favorite series "Pick the Fake Fic." Perhaps one of the greatest/stupidest guessing games of all time, this idiotic creation represents the zenith of Erik's creative potential. Please enjoy.

468 How Do We Incorporate This Fan? / Wind Tunnel... Or Gust!

Tue, 15 Aug 2017 18:23:51 -0000

In which Piers and Erik realize there's been a small fan in the sound booth literally the entire time they've been recording, and bend over backwards to justify having it on.

467 The Elegant Marking Of Voices / Objectively Great Lines

Mon, 14 Aug 2017 20:12:29 -0000

In which Erik tries - he really, really tries - to get Piers to mark his voice a little less clumsily, and Piers ranks your favourite movie lines of all time from "best" to "also good."

466 One Track Mind 9 / Gotta Collect All The Art

Sat, 12 Aug 2017 01:19:01 -0000

In which Piers uses one track to change Erik's mind about two bands, and Erik uses the Pokemon critter collection system to class himself up a little.

465 Japanese Video Wife / Rhyme Tyme Part 6

Thu, 10 Aug 2017 17:51:30 -0000

In which Piers invents himself a companion, and Erik rediscovers the oldest rhyming game in his book.

464 Inside Baseball Inside Piers And Erik / Achievments We've Accomplished

Wed, 09 Aug 2017 18:14:41 -0000

In which Piers explains a few recording terms for the laypeople out there, and Erik designs a hip new T-Shirts for every mundane landmark in your life.

463 How To Wriggle Your Way Out Of Anything / Erik Eats A Hovercraft

Tue, 08 Aug 2017 16:31:08 -0000

In which Erik gets himself out of a sticky situation, and Piers cooks Erik up a delicious home-cooked hovercraft.

462 This Boy's Got A Sweet Tooth! / Erik Eats A Plane

Mon, 07 Aug 2017 17:30:11 -0000

In which Erik turns trash into sweet treats for Piers, and Piers turns a single engine cessna into a 7 course meal.

461 Leap Headfirst Into It / The Animal Boys

Fri, 04 Aug 2017 19:11:10 -0000

In which Piers defends his outdoor sugar stockpile from predators and Erik wonders just how well he'd do in the animal kingdom.

460 Toddler Tending With Piers And Erik / Drive Or Die With Erik

Thu, 03 Aug 2017 17:28:05 -0000

In which Erik covers for all the workbugs out there who need cheap-as-free daycare services, and Piers let's Erik drives his jeep around the oil rig.

459 Erik Explains It Quickly / Let's Crack Open That Portal Already

Wed, 02 Aug 2017 19:26:58 -0000

In which Erik gets to the heart of things in record time, and Piers is worried about that huge unactivated magic portal in the occult section of the library.

458 Jerk Or Not A Jerk / You Know What, I Do Wanna Argue About This

Tue, 01 Aug 2017 18:07:34 -0000

In which Erik thinks tipping is mandatory in our society, and Piers refuses to stop arguing.

457 Tunes To Lose It To / Battery That Never Loses Charge

Mon, 31 Jul 2017 16:50:02 -0000

In which Piers takes the virgin-sex game to the next level, and Erik decides it's high time he rewrote the laws of physics.

456 Talkin' Boats With Piers / Erik Actually Asks Important Questions About Boats

Fri, 28 Jul 2017 16:44:58 -0000

In which Piers explains the difference between a tugboat and a catamaran, and Erik has some hard-hitting inquiries about hulls.

455 A Full Minute Of Silence / The Piers Report

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 18:32:28 -0000

In which Piers gives Erik literally all the quiet time that he has ever wanted, and Erik stalks Piers like some kind of humongous creep.

454 CataraMen / Erik's Tugboat Tourism Guided Tourism

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 19:00:13 -0000

In which Piers apologizes to Erik in a big way, and Erik tikes spiteful obstinance to a whole new level.

453 Captain Piers' Pulled Pork Pleasure Cruise / Everything Is An Advertisement

Tue, 25 Jul 2017 18:47:34 -0000

In which Piers uses a tugboat to pull pork, and Erik takes umbrage with Piers' shameless abuse of the plugs system.

452 Best Friend Confessions / An Exploration Of The Teletubbies

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 17:06:45 -0000

In which Piers finds the inner strength to confess an life-shattering/earth-rending/bowel-disrupting secret to Erik, and Erik regresses back into childhood.

451 The Missing Link / A 30,000,000 Year Podcast

Fri, 21 Jul 2017 22:54:43 -0000

In which Piers solves the problem of the missing link by making one, and Erik solves the problem of short podcasts by making one that's way, way, way, way, way, way, way too long.

450 My Top 100 Albums Of All Time / BPs With Erik And Puter

Thu, 20 Jul 2017 17:16:55 -0000

In which Erik finds an excuse to listen to his favourite albums all over again, and Piers let's robot assistant 'Puter take a stab at breaking through Erik's stony exterior.

449 Behind The Scenes Of Shiny Hunting / Friendshipment

Wed, 19 Jul 2017 17:03:06 -0000

In which Erik profiles the obsessive hunt for Pokemon of a different colour, and Piers gives lonely people all over the world the best friend they deserve.

448 Test Friends / Turtle Egg Death Beach

Tue, 18 Jul 2017 18:18:25 -0000

In which Erik examines a test-centric idea, and Piers points the mic at a turn of turtle-tots in trouble.

447 Great Idea Piers! With Erik And Piers / Just About Erik! With Just Piers

Mon, 17 Jul 2017 16:59:37 -0000

In which Erik demands an equal slice of infamy for once, and Piers serves up a big ol' slice of Erik Jovanovic pie just for you, the audience.

446 Deep Breaths / I'll Come To The Title At The End

Fri, 14 Jul 2017 18:53:07 -0000

In which Piers takes a few hot deep lungfuls and plays a few hot VHS tapes, and Erik once again refuses to title his podcast.

445 Celebessence / 100 Fun Things To Do In Summer

Thu, 13 Jul 2017 16:45:10 -0000

In which Piers captures the essence of celebrities but not in a mason jar like you're imagining, while Erik reveals there are more than 45 fun things to do in the summer.

444 A DnD Podcast For People Who Like DnD / Fixing Erik: Right!!!

Wed, 12 Jul 2017 16:14:45 -0000

In which Erik takes it upon himself to put the dice sounds back into Dungeons & Dragons podcasts, while Piers takes it upon himself to fix Erik without screwing him up any worse.

443 Actual Blind Date / The Search For The Feathered Horse

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 16:33:26 -0000

In which Piers takes the implicit bias of seeing a person's face out of the dating equation, and Erik once again dons his cryptozoologist cap and sash.

442 What The Government Doesn't Want You To Know / The Fourth Stooge

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 16:39:46 -0000

In which Piers uncovers a vast government conspiracy by remembering what the fourth estate is, and Erik wants to throw an extra stooge into the mix.

441 How To Open A Door / How To Close A Door And Why

Fri, 07 Jul 2017 18:39:47 -0000

In which Erik wonders about the golden opportunity that is opening a door, and Piers plays devils advocate.

440 Piers Recites Solly's Menu From Memory / The Benefits Of Hemp

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 17:00:14 -0000

In which Piers recites a menu from memory, and Erik finally cracks open a book about hemp.

439 Well, Which Is It? / A Podcast With A Lot Of Sex Appeal

Wed, 05 Jul 2017 16:45:34 -0000

In which Erik tries to sex us up a little bit for once, and Piers forces Erik to make some tough calls... for a FABULOUS PRIZE!

438 Streetcrossing For Ladies / Streetwalking For Men

Tue, 04 Jul 2017 17:11:43 -0000

In which Piers helps men who think they're helping ladies, and Erik helps men help themselves.

437 The Traffic / Time Traveller Traffic

Mon, 03 Jul 2017 18:11:43 -0000

In which Erik prepares you prepare for some serious traffic time, and Piers helps time travellers with traffic troubles.

436 What's My Name Again? / Lake Adventures

Fri, 30 Jun 2017 16:52:00 -0000

In which sentient machine 'Puter returns to hunt for a better name, and Erik is all wet.

435 Shoot Em Or Scoot Em / Boiling Oil Network

Thu, 29 Jun 2017 18:20:35 -0000

In which Piers finds two extreme solutions to one extreme problem, and Erik heats up a cauldron of inedible oil for a laugh.

434 5 Minute Hunger Strikes / Podcast Reviews

Wed, 28 Jun 2017 16:42:16 -0000

In which Piers finds five minutes a week to support a good cause, it doesn't matter which one, and Erik talks about any podcast but our own.

433 Funny Bits / The Hardest Thing About Sex

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 20:34:10 -0000

In which Erik puts all the funniest bits in one convenient place to satiate your funny bit gluttony, while Piers struggles to get off.

432 Underrated Or Overrated? / Chicken Bigger

Mon, 26 Jun 2017 16:22:19 -0000

In which Erik tries to take the subjective nature of opinions out of opinions, and Piers has some big plans for the domesticated fowl community.

431 Would You Date This? / A Secret Podcast

Fri, 23 Jun 2017 16:52:11 -0000

In which Piers pimps your dating profile to get you out there pounding peeps, and Erik holds a super-secret podcast that nobody can know about so keep your mouth shut.

430 Spin Wiz And The Fidget Boy / Cola Review

Thu, 22 Jun 2017 16:37:19 -0000

In which Piers learns all the choicest and most popular fidget spinner moves (flips, tweaks, gidget-boomers, japan-airs, etc,) and Erik drinks a bunch of cola to prove his girlfriend wrong.

429 Neon Glow Jism / Life Lessons

Wed, 21 Jun 2017 17:54:37 -0000

In which Piers finally learns how to pronounce "neologism," and Erik learns what a "life pro-tip" is about ten years too late.

428 What's Up Wingdings? / Graphic Design With The Wizard

Tue, 20 Jun 2017 16:13:06 -0000

In which Piers romanticizes the simple cipher system that is wingdings, and Erik recruits a wizard with less than magical results.

427 Spread The Message To Everyone / Piers And Erik Boil An Egg

Mon, 19 Jun 2017 17:04:06 -0000

In which Erik hastily enacts a plan to prevent the end of the world and gain some Twitter followers, while Piers boils you up the tastiest damn egg you'll ever eat.

426 You're Not A Good Rapper / Tiger Beat Baby Boys

Fri, 16 Jun 2017 16:15:57 -0000

In which Erik knows what a good rapper sounds like thank-you-very-much, and Piers puts an old rapper to new purpose.

425 The Art Of War In Today's Society / Pimp My Swan

Thu, 15 Jun 2017 16:40:44 -0000

In which Erik pretends to be a fancy man who has read Sun Tzu, while Piers takes your dumpy old swan and kicks it up a notch.

424 Sands Through The Hourglass: One Minute Edition / Charades Variants

Wed, 14 Jun 2017 18:09:10 -0000

In which Piers fills 60 seconds of your day like an absolute champion, and Erik thinks he can improve upon a classic party game.

423 What Was I Thinking? / What Was I Thinking?

Tue, 13 Jun 2017 18:34:01 -0000

In which Piers wonders about thoughts, while Erik speculates about thinking.

422 Am I A Good Rappist? / Cut Out The Excess

Mon, 12 Jun 2017 17:16:28 -0000

In which Piers assembles the ultimate rap squad, while Erik packs your wallet with the fat stacks of cash you've been burning.

421 The Ego Stroking Podcast / What's In The Box? Redux

Fri, 09 Jun 2017 16:23:02 -0000

In which Erik gets a little too big for his britches, and Piers yet again unveils the many secrets of his mystery box.

420 Essence / [???]

Thu, 08 Jun 2017 19:51:39 -0000

In which Piers scoops up a jam jar of the very essence that defines us, while Erik is denied the opportunity to make a really great pitch by a low-key temper tantrum.

419 A DnD Podcast / What's In The Box?

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 18:19:58 -0000

In which Erik takes all the chance out of creating a dungeons and dragons podcast, and Piers shows Erik his box.

418 Cornfield Maze Guided Tour / 'Puter And Erik

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 20:14:43 -0000

In which Erik guides you through North America's most devious corn mazes, and Piers steps out of the booth so Erik can bury the hatchet with the recording booth AI.

417 Date Reports / Date Tape

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 22:37:58 -0000

In which Erik turns Piers' love life into a pitch without permission, while Piers goes on some truly terrible first dates.

416 Disrespecting Scott Adams / Respecting Adam Scott

Wed, 31 May 2017 16:12:49 -0000

In which Erik takes the creator of Dilbert to task over his many microwaves, and Piers takes time to laud the creator of "U Talking U2 2 Me?" for being an all around stand-up guy.

415 Meat Within Our Reach / The Perfect Podcast

Tue, 30 May 2017 18:21:31 -0000

In which Erik pitches the amazing and innovative idea of "what if we did something we could do," and Piers transmutes his frustration into the most perfect/sarcastic podcast of all time.

414 Stallin' / A Podcast Within Another Podcast

Mon, 29 May 2017 16:56:09 -0000

In which Piers buys you a little extra time to finish getting your life together, and Erik squirrels away a teeny-tiny podcast where you'd least expect it.

413 How To Drive Traffic To Your Website / Make 'Em Extinct

Fri, 26 May 2017 16:36:34 -0000

In which Piers helps you get those invaluable clicks, while Erik crushes a bunch of critters for no reason whatsoever.

412 An Overly-Ambitious Podcast Project / Within A League Of Our Own

Thu, 25 May 2017 17:21:18 -0000

In which Erik gets in way over his head with some big dumb incredible show, and Piers gets in way over his head with some seriously unbridled sarcasm.

411 What's Your Favourite Type Of Grunts? / Our Least-Favourite Types Of Grunts

Wed, 24 May 2017 16:02:50 -0000

In which Piers (CONFUSED GRUNT,) while Erik (ANNOYED GRUNT.)

410 First Class Heel / I'm Not A Bad Person, Erik

Tue, 23 May 2017 16:52:31 -0000

In which Erik plays a highlight reel of the low points in his best friendship with Piers, and Piers explains that he's actually a pretty okay guy thank you very much.

409 Take It Down A Notch For Five Minutes / The Truth: Exposed!

Tue, 23 May 2017 05:41:05 -0000

In which Piers is a little too excited and needs to take it down a notch or two, and Erik is anxious to expose some truth and shame the liars.

408 Aren't We All Just Voices In The Void? / One Hundred Thousand Uses For A Hammer And Some Nails

Sat, 20 May 2017 04:17:30 -0000

In which Piers asks a question that really gets almost too real, and Erik continues his series of podcasts that teach you how to use things you learned to use a child.

407 One Hundred Uses For Glue / Even Dialogue Editors Deserve Love

Thu, 18 May 2017 23:26:21 -0000

In which Erik doesn't understand that you can actually huff glue to get high, and Piers doesn't understand that not everyone in the Craigslist personals is actually looking for love.

406 Cool Walkings / GorillaCast / No Skin, No Problem

Thu, 18 May 2017 01:09:57 -0000

In which Piers proposes a simple solution to racism, Erik proposes a simple solution to communicating with gorillas, and special guest SHANE MCLEAN suggests watching the hit film "Cool Runnings" in an original way.

405 I Brought My Best Friend, Where's Yours? / Piers' Idea But Shane Does Sound Effects / Fire Drill

Tue, 16 May 2017 18:38:59 -0000

In which Piers shows off his best friend to his "best friend," Erik shows off his ability to slightly change somebody else's idea, and special guest SHANE MCLEAN stays on the oil rig to save the world from casual fires.

404 Plans For The Weekend? / Be A Man Already / TikiLeaks

Mon, 15 May 2017 17:00:34 -0000

In which Erik gets help lying his way past relationships, Piers has an unusually specific concept of manhood, and very special guest SHANE MCLEAN drifts into PodcastVSPodcastLand with some Tiki-bar blackmail.

403 The Exercise Podcast / Somebody Has To Say It!

Fri, 12 May 2017 17:30:51 -0000

In which Erik pretends like he actually knows something about doing an exercise or a skip rope or whatever, and Piers unloads some extra-hard truths that - sorry-not-sorry - somebody had to say.

402 A Catalogue Of Terrible Millennials / The Millennial And The Volcano

Thu, 11 May 2017 17:32:47 -0000

In which Erik catalogues the myriad failings of his own generation, and Piers reveals his deep-seated fear of ancient Polynesian gods. Some apologies must be made: we angered said Polynesian gods with this episode, and in response they have cursed us with sound issues.

401 What I Spend My Money On / What's The Dumbest Thing You've Spent Money On Recently?

Wed, 10 May 2017 17:32:58 -0000

In which local dullard Piers spends his dumb money on some dumb stuff, while that big idiot Erik wonders exactly what sorts of dumb things Piers might spend money on.

400 Magical Potions / Remember When MTV Changed The World?

Tue, 09 May 2017 19:33:11 -0000

In which Erik mixes up a show about making all the choicest and most potent brews, Piers remembers a time that he doesn't really remember, and we both forget to celebrate our 400th episode of this nonsense.

399 Hey Monty Python, What's With The Blackface? / No Genitals

Mon, 08 May 2017 16:53:37 -0000

In which Erik solves a listener's dilemma by doing no research but bringing it up anyway, while Piers tries to get everyone into the genital-free lifestyle.

398 Free Therapy For Erik Jovanovic / The Cum Town Fancast

Fri, 05 May 2017 16:43:02 -0000

In which Piers gives Erik the amateur therapy he so badly needs, and Erik grills Piers once again about a podcast he's still never listened to.

397 Signs Of Weakness / Beauty Secrets With Piers And Erik

Thu, 04 May 2017 21:43:00 -0000

In which Erik pinpoints exactly how everyone knows that you're weak (and you ARE,)while Piers shares the beauty secrets of two extremely average looking men.

396 Chapo Trap House, But Not Problematic / Mouthfeel

Wed, 03 May 2017 18:55:20 -0000

In which Erik decides to recreate his previous success with sounding critical but saying absolutely nothing, and Piers won't stop shoving things in his big fat mouth.

395 Let's Try That Again (Featuring Erik) / The Ultimate Ten Hour Podcast

Tue, 02 May 2017 19:05:01 -0000

In which Piers lives out his fantasy of turning bad encounters into neutral ones, and Erik lives out his fantasy of the perfect continuous 10 hour podcast.

394 Pocket Smalltalk / We Both Learn To Pronounce Pasta Correctly

Mon, 01 May 2017 16:43:02 -0000

In which Piers babbles bubbly smalltalk with your boring barber on your behalf, and Erik talks about wet noodles in gravy.

393 Undercover, Underground / Existential Walrus

Fri, 28 Apr 2017 17:50:26 -0000

In which Erik finally creates a crime-fighting detective team that can cover the overworld as well as the underworld, while Piers spices up a classic word game with a fancy adjective.

392 Erik Quits / The Study Guide

Thu, 27 Apr 2017 16:15:20 -0000

In which Piers forces bad habits on Erik so he can become stronger by quitting them, and Erik creates a real useful study guide for... y'know, subjects and stuff.

391 Tech Issues / Go Ahead Erik, Make Me A Vegan

Wed, 26 Apr 2017 17:10:50 -0000

In which Piers endures Erik's "helpful discussion" of "important" and "pressing" tech issues, while Erik is challenged to stop Piers from shoving meat down his craw.

390 Why Do We Do This? / Crop Culture Review

Tue, 25 Apr 2017 18:30:59 -0000

In which Piers begins to wonder exactly what the heck is wrong with us, and Erik wonders what the heck is going on in the exciting world of agriculture.

389 The DJ Super Beta Prostate Show / Gone Ghomeshi

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 22:06:34 -0000

In which Erik responds to a rather rude internet message by drawing as much attention to it as possible, and Piers improves Jian Ghomeshi's return to podcasting with a firm "Get Out."

388 Movie Review Vs Movie Review / Books We Shall Have Written

Fri, 21 Apr 2017 16:58:23 -0000

In which Erik figures out that you can compare movies to one another to determine which movie was better, and Piers pitches book ideas to all the would-be writers out there sitting around twiddling their thumbs while they wait for the greatest novel of all time to jump into their brain.

387 I'm Not A God Damn Baby Anymore / April Fool's Gold

Thu, 20 Apr 2017 17:12:35 -0000

In which Erik wants the best songs of his infancy to do as Erik did and grow the heck up already, and Piers wants to helps those April Fool's day pranksters pick up their game for next year.

386 How To Eat / Antfarm Fuckups

Wed, 19 Apr 2017 17:32:10 -0000

In which Erik informs you with the proper rules of eating, and Piers entertains you with tales of ant-farms that came and went in spectacular fashions.

385 Well, At Least One Of Us Knows What We're Talking About / PodcastCrate

Tue, 18 Apr 2017 16:40:18 -0000

In which Piers is glad that at least one of us had the decency to come prepared for his podcast pitch, and Erik forgets that making stacks of custom podcasts is an exhausting, fruitless endeavour.

384 Snowshoes And Sandshoes / This Is The Police... Sort Of

Mon, 17 Apr 2017 18:03:38 -0000

In which Erik isn't sure which type of shoes he should wear, and Piers takes the good fight down to the mean streets of this damn dirty city.

383 So This Is Love? / Something. Something, Literally Anything At All

Fri, 14 Apr 2017 17:18:07 -0000

In which Piers helps the lovesick accurately identify symptoms of yearning, and Erik literally has an podcast pitch to make.

382 Cum Town, But Not Problematic / Masters Of Resisting Interrupting Each Other

Thu, 13 Apr 2017 16:46:08 -0000

In which Erik reinvents a complete stranger's podcast with a fresh twist by (ostensibly) removing the asshole from the equation, while Piers reinvents a classic podcast-pitch by flat-out refusing to be interrupted.

381 One Track Mind 8 / Lent It To Me

Wed, 12 Apr 2017 17:43:43 -0000

In which Erik consider the merits of the Grateful Dead relative to the merits of SmashMouth, and Piers gives up something very, very special for Lent.

380 Hey, What Are They Thinking? / What Am I Thinking?

Tue, 11 Apr 2017 19:12:52 -0000

In which Piers falls into the role of a creep wondering what other people are thinking, and Erik wonders if Piers is thinking what Erik is thinking.

379 Fun With X-Rays / Aftershock

Mon, 10 Apr 2017 22:30:36 -0000

In which Erik reveals he knows as little about X-Rays as he does about fun, and Piers reveals he has a deep-seated obsession with planning for faux pas that he can never, ever undo.

378 Jump Into Podcasting / Modern Day Demon Hunters

Fri, 07 Apr 2017 17:36:54 -0000

In which Piers helps (sabotages) all the great (Garbage) podcasts out there so they can get off the ground (plummet into the sun,) and Erik creates his very own demon-hunting task force (DEMON SQUAD.)

377 Piers Fixes Erik's Diet / Your Fabulous Antfarm Fantasy

Thu, 06 Apr 2017 17:05:20 -0000

In which Erik goes from tired to inspired with truly magnificient nutrition advice from Piers, and Piers turns your bland old ant-farm into a grand old ant-farm using the power of myth.

376 Evan's Ideas / One Plate At A Time, Gentlemen!

Wed, 05 Apr 2017 18:00:02 -0000

In which Erik takes a cue from his younger brother, and Piers takes Erik into a gastronomical nightmare.

375 Serious Business Podcast / Lighthearted Fun Podcast

Tue, 04 Apr 2017 17:28:28 -0000

In which Erik takes Piers for an unexpected and ridiculous ride, Piers is less embarrassed than he should be, and two fantastic podcast ideas are pitched then immediately discarded.

374 Truth Be Told / What Can You Get For Five Dollars?

Mon, 03 Apr 2017 17:35:10 -0000

In which Piers straps Erik into a homemade polygraph device, Erik finds hot deals in case you're strapped for cash, and you the audience strap in for the wildest night of your lives.

373 Daily Prayers / What's Your Story?

Fri, 31 Mar 2017 18:11:18 -0000

In which Piers finally gets the chance to talk about what he'd do if he was God, and Erik pitches one long excuse for a pun.

372 Who Should Be Cast As ____? / Number 1 Dadpod

Thu, 30 Mar 2017 22:31:42 -0000

In which Erik foolishly gives Piers carte blanche to talk about the talents of Peter Falk, and Piers gives all those #1 Dad's out there the chance to put their children's lives where their mouth is.

371 Unsexy Sexy ASMR / Inspiragetion

Wed, 29 Mar 2017 18:48:38 -0000

In which Erik turns sexy ASMR in on itself until it's so unsexy it's sexy, while Piers turns raw rage into a conduit for raw inspiration.

370 Second Class Student / Shower Thoughts With Piers And Erik In The Shower

Tue, 28 Mar 2017 16:56:51 -0000

In which Erik helps a "lucky" student "improve" their grades with a little "secret tutoring," while Piers shares his deepest thoughts, and his shower, with his "best friend."

369 One Track Mind 5 / Patriotcast

Tue, 28 Mar 2017 02:56:15 -0000

In which Piers pitches the very first Grateful Dead track that Erik has ever enjoyed, and Erik pitches a solution to the scourge of rebellions breaking out all over the micro-nation of PodcastVSPodcastLand.

368 Circus And Bread / Chocolate Milk Or Iced Tea?

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 19:22:59 -0000

In which Erik tries his best to distract the rebellious citizens of PvPLand with a Roman-style podcast, while Piers wonders if the best drink for him is the best drink for everybody.

367 Hey, Inventors! / Iron Fist, Iron Mic

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 01:27:28 -0000

In which the boys find themselves ousted by a temporary rebellion, Piers pitches a podcast for sharing genius ideas with idealess geniuses, and Erik tries to crush the inhabitants of PvPLand under the heel of his metaphorical boot.

Remembering... Pick The Fake Fic (Part 1)

Thu, 23 Mar 2017 04:53:55 -0000

There's rebellion in PvPland and our chattel, the PvP free-citizen-slaves, have taken over the recording booth! Our boys are currently sequestered away in the safety of Piers' shack, so how about a bonus episode? A collection of Pick The Fake Fics, a fan-favourite classic pitch from our very own Erik Jovanovic! This collects the first 9 times Pick The Fake Fic was pitched.

366 Pick The Fake Fic: REUNION TOUR / Pick The Quick Fic

Tue, 21 Mar 2017 17:34:45 -0000

In which Erik "resurrects" a pitch that didn't die, even though it should have and Erik certainly promised it had, while Piers reenters the world of Stardew Valley for a little improvised fiction of his own.

365 PvB / Pick The Fake Fic: FINAL

Tue, 21 Mar 2017 01:12:27 -0000

In which Piers envisions the show that PvP could've been with the introduction of only a few thousand honeybees, and Erik lines up a guaranteed empty promise with what he PROMISES is the final appearance of "Pick the Fake Fic."

364 Bathroom Etiquette / Sorry, Dad: Counterpoint With Erik

Fri, 17 Mar 2017 19:26:55 -0000

In which Erik wonders if it's okay to spit in a public bathroom, and Piers recommends killer albums to lure Erik's dad away from classic blues-rock.

363 The Social Experiment Podcast / Now That's What I'm Talking About!

Thu, 16 Mar 2017 17:03:35 -0000

In which Erik creates an excuse to act like a huge douchebag under the guise of science and satire, while Piers finds just the right things to pluck at your heartstring.

362 Erik Tells Me What's Wrong With Movies / What's So Good About It Anyway?

Wed, 15 Mar 2017 20:04:55 -0000

In which Piers flat-out DEMANDS that Erik get specific with his broad criticism for once, and Erik flat-out INSISTS that Piers explain why he likes the stupid things that he likes. This is the sort of episode that jabbers away at you about topics like best friendship rankings, being dismissive of Pink Floyd, being stabbed in the back, two bad dudes, the best poses used by movie poster people, crocodile pits, and dancing on John Candy's grave.

361 The Big Questions / The So-Called 100%er

Tue, 14 Mar 2017 21:37:27 -0000

In which Erik posits that we're the two people best qualified to solve riddles that have stymied humanity for ages, and Piers posits that Erik isn't as good at video games as he claims to be. A truly groundbreaking episode for listeners who want to break down the math of time, determine if they're ready to quit cussing, time out a second, 100% completion rates in video games, the strange behaviour of seagulls, and what it's like to be the world's biggest liar.

360 The No-Genitals Zone / Junk It

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 18:59:25 -0000

In which Erik proposes a genital-less show that everyone could enjoy, and Piers lines up a spiteful counter-proposal of nothing but genitals.

359 Purely Hypothetical / Impurely Literal

Sat, 11 Mar 2017 00:02:23 -0000

In which Piers speculates on our reactions to the universe's endless cascade of potential happenings, while Erik paints himself into a corner with a paint-pot full of literalism.

358 Just What Is Grunge Even? / Christian Rockstars

Fri, 10 Mar 2017 09:15:59 -0000

In which Erik, in characteristic oblivious bullheadedness, passionately argues over the semantics of music labels, and Piers decides to start a beautiful, uplifting, and subtle new Christian rock band.

357 The, I Don't Know, VR Catch-Up Podcast / Biological Grandpa / YouTube Gaming Channel

Thu, 09 Mar 2017 01:07:58 -0000

In which Piers takes you inside the growing ocean that is virtual reality or something, Erik get in touch with his suddenly no longer long-lost biological grandfather, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH BOY forgets what a podcast is.

356 I Wonder What That Tastes Like / Stardew Update / A Stardew In The Life

Tue, 07 Mar 2017 22:59:13 -0000

In which Piers explores the many pleasures of a full mouth, Erik desperately wants to find out what's happening in Piers' virtual life, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH-BOY, and Jeremy thrusts all three boys into a new, better virtual reality.

355 Podcast Vs Podcast Vs Podcast / Botulism Or Bust / A Little Something About Pickles

Mon, 06 Mar 2017 23:33:52 -0000

In which Piers voluntarily gives everyone food poisoning, Erik cracks open a cask filled to the brim with brine and good times, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH-BOY blatantly tries to write himself into the show permanently.

354 Pick When The Fic Gets Fake 3 / Pod In The City / Erik Reads Fan Fiction: The Podcast

Fri, 03 Mar 2017 22:25:28 -0000

In which Erik desperately tries to improvise his way through some half-fake fan fiction, Piers lets loose the pigs of war, and special guest JEREMY THE WITCH BOY wishes Erik would read him a story.

353 Canadian Problems / The Floor Is Lava

Thu, 02 Mar 2017 20:43:50 -0000

In which Piers provides solutions to the all the so-called "problems" of the Great White North, while Erik creates one big enormous problem by magically transmuting your floor to lava.

352 Not Even A Dead End; Just A Circle / Making A Video Game With Lightning Bolt

Thu, 02 Mar 2017 00:08:02 -0000

In which Erik pitches an Sisyphean trial of a podcast from which there can be no escape, and Piers inserts music sensation Lightning Bolt into the magical world of video games.

351 Podcast Vs Podcast: The Lost Episode I Guess / Pick The Fake Pic

Tue, 28 Feb 2017 21:53:10 -0000

In which Erik forgets what the show is about and pitches bonus material instead of a podcast, but Piers stays on point and pitches an absolutely essential podcast for spotting false-photos.

350 The Piglatin Podcast / Teeny Tiny Curses

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 22:17:43 -0000

In which Erik revives a language that should never have existed in the first place, and Piers comes up with an adorable pocket-sized spell book full of slow-burn hexes.

349 Stardew Really / Pick The Fake Fic 33

Sat, 25 Feb 2017 01:29:06 -0000

In which Piers gets lost in his grown-adult fantasy of the perfect agrarian community, and Erik gets lost in the surprisingly empty world of Archie-centric fan-fiction.

348 New Terms: Gender Neutral / You're Playing The Wrong Video Games, Baby

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 01:37:45 -0000

In which Erik restores the world to a perfectly balanced state of gender neutrality through the magic of words, and Piers gets lost in the "Groundhog Day" vortex that is Stardew Valley.

347 Pick The Fake Fic 32 / Streetfight Slumber Parties

Wed, 22 Feb 2017 22:49:50 -0000

In which Erik presents the 32nd iteration of a game that has already died on its feet 32 times, and Piers brings you into his bedroom for a different type of voyeurism than you'd expect.

346 Prouncepod / Coffee Time

Tue, 21 Feb 2017 20:53:53 -0000

In which Piers' cleans up those commonly mispronounced words we all stumble around, and Erik literally has trouble getting into his own pitch.

345 Tips And Tricks For Tips / Tips Tricks With Piers And Erik

Mon, 20 Feb 2017 21:49:41 -0000

In which Erik gets down on the side of all the workbugs out there just trying their hardest to give a fellow workbug a tip, and Piers tells those tip-hungry workbugs what time it is: time to EARN.

344 The Reminder Show / A Fucking Cheap Knockoff

Sat, 18 Feb 2017 05:17:38 -0000

In which Erik finds a niche market in people who have absolutely too much money, and Piers foolishly gives Erik the agency to title his Piers' pitch for him.

343 The Gnarliest Tubes / Gosh, What A Straight And Simple Tube

Fri, 17 Feb 2017 01:58:36 -0000

In which Piers raps about the most radical of hollow cylinders, and Erik hearkens for a quieter time when pipettes were plain and ordinary.

342 Who Is Your Favourite Cartoon Character? / Reasonable Fear

Wed, 15 Feb 2017 22:02:52 -0000

In which Erik asks the timeless and insightful question of "Who is your favourite cartoon character" like it actually matters, and Piers tries to understand the silly little fears that everyone else in the world has.

341 More Scores: They're Heaven, Don't You Know! / A Slice Of Brain

Tue, 14 Feb 2017 23:32:00 -0000

In which Piers presents the film scores that don't get the high scores they deserve, and Erik realizes that you can use as much of your brain as you put your mind to.

340 Hopes Or Dreams / Human Library

Tue, 14 Feb 2017 00:16:28 -0000

In which Erik turns two of everyone's favourite things into a sick parlour game, and Piers checks a few humans out of the library for an off the cuff chit-chat.

339 Cut Your Hair / Time Well Spent

Fri, 10 Feb 2017 22:05:40 -0000

In which Erik rededicates himself to the fine art of getting regular hair cuts, and Piers creates a podcast-monopoly on a very specific board game that will go unnamed at this time.

338 Doctor Who's The Boss / Doctor Who's The Boss 2

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 21:35:53 -0000

In which Erik performs an exhaustive comparison of "Dr. Who" to "Who's The Boss", while Piers performs an exhausting comparison of the same.

337 A Collection Of Ums And Ahs / Let Them Eat Cake... NOT!

Thu, 09 Feb 2017 01:20:31 -0000

In which Erik makes a silk purse out of a sow's ear, while Piers takes the indefensible position that chocolate cake is a steaming tire-fire of a dessert.

336 Earthbound Quotes Or Emo Song Lyrics? / Earthbound Let's Play And Everything Else

Wed, 08 Feb 2017 01:35:53 -0000

In which Erik's vast well of knowledge about one of his favourite video games finally bears fruit, while Piers' shameful relative ignorance about the same game yields up a poison apple of an idea.

335 Pick When The Fic Gets Fake 2 / Last Horses / Good Christian

Mon, 06 Feb 2017 22:45:07 -0000

In which Piers catches everyone up on the news of the day if the day in question was several months ago, special guest WILL MASSON banks on the popularity of religion extending to podcasts, and Erik challenges you to find his fan-fiction breaking point...or DIE.

334 In Tents / Podcats / The Fitness Log

Sat, 04 Feb 2017 05:09:03 -0000

In which Piers takes you on the deadliest camping trips that other men are too weak to face, special guest/castaway WILL MASSON brings his fur-babies direct to your ears, and Erik gets administrative about his body.

333 Pogcast / Storage Wars / Hear Me Eat

Fri, 03 Feb 2017 03:15:55 -0000

In which Erik throws down with his choicest pogs (and slammers,) Piers starts a small-scale Hunger Games in his storage unit, and special guest actor WILL MASSON brings the sounds of mastication to your favourite podcast station.

332 The Saddest Thing / Extreme Cats From Hell

Wed, 01 Feb 2017 22:53:14 -0000

In which Erik helps all those depressive types out there spiral further into despair, and Piers hunts for cats as RAW as we are. To said depressives, here are some of today's talking points that may help to pull you out of your death spiral: excitement, rollerblades, depression, animal eye transplants, cats, 360 Christ Airs, syndicated newspaper comics, CATS (the musical,) brief intros, winking, human girls in bikinis, milk jugs of urine, brevity, fishermen, and friendship.

331 Pitch A Posish / RICE

Wed, 01 Feb 2017 00:53:49 -0000

In which Piers comes up with all the fanciest, dankest, and 100% satisfying sex moves the world didn't know it was missing, and Erik starts an alarming dialogue about rice. A splendid episode if you're feeling under the weather and can only find succour in topics such as: Gorilla kidnappings, hyper-missionary position, the concept of forever, rice pilaf, Jesus' gift of death, the visual delight of two penises pushing up against each other, sex styles, minute or 5 hour rice, drunk sign language, and friendship.

330 Alternative Facts With Piers And Erik / Sex Advice

Mon, 30 Jan 2017 23:03:50 -0000

In which Piers comes up with all the fun factoids his lying little heart desires, and Erik reveals many hidden facets of the missionary position. Possibly the finest podcast episode ever made for seekers lusting after knowledge in the following categories: Billy Corgan's "great" album, Donkey Kong origins, Boston area plumbers, a whale's milk sacs, accurate chair measurements, traditional facts, the dietary requirements of several animals, cheating, sexual positions for sex, and friendship.

329 Burger Bros / Man's Best Friends' Best Friends

Sat, 28 Jan 2017 03:37:59 -0000

In which Erik kicks open the door to a lifelong feud with the Denny's brand chain of restaurants, and Piers makes sure all our lonely little home-dogs have the rawest dudes in town keeping them company. A true fountain of knowledge, as long as you're looking to sip at a fountain of knowledge about dark wizard twitter accounts, a dog's passion for loneliness, Denny's make-it-yourself nachos, white sauce, two-party systems, social media marketing teams, wolf packs, and friendship.

328 The Shame Game / Burger Kings

Fri, 27 Jan 2017 03:25:48 -0000

In which Erik suggests shaming ourselves and getting it all over with already, and Piers embraces Erik's newfound vegan lifestyle with a sweet-ass pile of hot-ass burgers.

327 Wahoo! Boy, That Was A Real Rollercoaster! / 10 Under 10

Thu, 26 Jan 2017 01:14:16 -0000

In which Piers takes Erik (and the listener) on a rollercoaster ride that everyone involved is sure to hate, and Erik starts ranking children. A refreshingly quick set of pitches after a long run of 30-120 minute length episodes, this podcast is best enjoyed with a light meal followed immediately by a quick nap. Take additional episodes of PvP as prescribed by your physician, never exceeding 2000 episodes in a day. A great episode for people pining for the discussion of child stars, roller coasters, an unknown force pushing down on your sides at all times, amusement parks, Toad screams, lists, youthful ambition, letting the people know about stuff, Mario screams, and friendship.

326 Another Dumb Idea / Fandom Chance

Wed, 25 Jan 2017 01:29:33 -0000

In which Piers finally puts his raw stupidity to work for him instead of against him, while Erik tells fate to suck it and spins his custom-made Rota Fortunae through myriad flavours of nerd. A terrific - just terrific - podcast for listeners who are hoping to unwind after a long day with thoughts of Pinterest boards, bag-watching, Pokemon genders, creepy old Japanese men, ethical freebies, Erik's trusting nature, Tumblr fandoms, the breeding and care of fantasy animals, and friendship.

325 The Bloids Boys / Signs Of The Times

Tue, 24 Jan 2017 00:48:37 -0000

In which Erik brings you up to date on all the hot gozz you've been missing in supermarket tabloids, and Piers brings you up to date on all the hot signs you're missing by not paying attention to signs. We dredge up some old fish-wrapper - say the Weekly World News, circa 2011 - and delve into the private lives of Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, and Sade through the eyes of the devious paparazzo. Then we roll into some serious sign critiques, examining the artfulness and wit of the signs at the Women's March this past weekend. We stand with those who march, but even a just cause is no excuse for lazy copywriting. Really, the whole episode boils down to one big "Good for you!" mixed with a muted "Tut-tut." A great episode for anyone looking for a little taste of Michael Jackson's potential for lichdom, tugboat talk, a list of what animals should be allowed to lick, Christmas alone, the linear nature of time, the artistry of coffee or sandwiches, and friendship.

324 Wikipocalypse Now / The Great Tinder Experiment

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 21:00:24 -0000

In which Piers helps all the WikiNerds on Wikipedia out there to fill the gaping WikiGaps in our collective body of WikiKnowledge (because he WikiCares,) while Erik tantalizes every dang gender out there with the first ever Tinder account offering the opportunity to date a podcast. Should you stumble upon Erik's new PvP Tinder account, please swipe right. This isn't an attempt to lure people out to the oil rig to help maintain our broadcasting equipment, we're just two raw dudes looking for a raw woman who can love an abstract concept as if it were a man. And if you can't believe that, maybe you're just not the lovin' kind. A great episode for listeners with an interest in ocean madness, potions, incorrect definitions of the word "niche," the lovely Fran, famous names, internet compulsion, sometimes not knowing things, Tinder, so-called social experiments, and friendship.

323 Two Guys, Two Girls, Four Pals, One Playlist / Curing Our Phobias

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 01:24:05 -0000

In which Piers really amps up the friendship factor by bringing in fun friends to fix up the album your fave band should've made, and Erik realizes that there might be some profit in our natural state of being a couple o' big scaredy-cats. A good episode for podcast fans hoping to open their hearts and learn about desert island situations, Prince's top 6000 songs, true fear, custom albums, gals OR pals, brown-wave music, putting yourself in a shrink wrap machine, Smashmouth, and friendship.

322 Scavenger Hunt / Pinball Wizard (Featuring Erik)

Wed, 18 Jan 2017 23:11:27 -0000

In which Erik proposes the grandest online-managed (real-world enacted) scavenger hunt that mankind has ever seen, and Piers finally gets serious about dropping some balls. An excellent episode for listeners looking for the latest word in pinball chatter, actionable scavenger tasks, professional podcast pitching, better podcasts than this one, Sarah Koenig's foolish mistake, misshapen potatoes, spray-painted pigs, and friendship.

321 That's So Craven... With Wes! / That's So Craven... With John Carpenter!

Wed, 18 Jan 2017 00:12:16 -0000

In which Piers pulls some mouldy old skeleton bones from the closet of legendary director Wes Craven, and Erik lets everyone on the whole dang planet know that - in spite of it being an apples and oranges situation - he prefers John Carpenter to Wes Craven. A great episode for listeners who are hoping to hear about grave-digging, radio shows set in luxury hearses, superstitious fears, chronological order, celebrity friend-napping, learning with friends, plagiarism, blood magic spells to make knives dangerous, and friendship.

320 Welcome To Funworld / Champions Of Arts

Tue, 17 Jan 2017 00:04:23 -0000

In which Piers' podcast takes you on a subterranean, drifter-themed tour of all your favourite theme parks, and Erik champions both art and the art of making lists by ranking forms of art against each other Mortal Kombat tournament style. A wonderful episode to listen to if you're interested in Flinstones-centric Canadian theme parks, rude things being said about burlesque and crochet, hiding from cops, the works of Hanna-Barbera, unconventionally attractive nudists, tournament brackets, and the exact math of planning out a show schedule.

319 Let's Sponsor An Olympian / Naked Ice T And Coco

Sat, 14 Jan 2017 02:27:00 -0000

In which Erik starts the long journey from tiny oil-rig based micro-nation with no athletes at the Olympics to tiny oil-rig based micro-nation with at least one athlete at the Olympics, while Piers uses nudity to break down all the barriers that celebrity builds between the perfect celebrity power-couple: Iced-T and Coco. It's hard to believe that with all the shark-infested waters, free-roaming crocodiles, rampant blood magic, and other beautiful hazards, PvPLand has yet to produce a single Olympic athlete. The sheer will to survive amongst our many charming hazards should have produced nothing but amazing athletes, but instead we mostly have corpses. On the other side of the coin, Piers just wants to get celebrity couples naked and chatting. Nothing fancy. A good episode for those wishing to learn more about Ice T, swimming with sharks, trials by fire, ideas for podcasts, celebrities without podcasts, true love, and the Olympics I guess.

318 That's So Craven / Piers And Erik And Evan's World

Fri, 13 Jan 2017 04:27:40 -0000

In which Piers creates a very real world of genuine fear situations for one Mr. Erik Jovanovic, and Erik creates an extremely specific format way of making some mad stacks of fat greenbacks. Is blood-wizard Erik's idea so specific that some would call it unusable? 50% of PvPLand residents say yes! But oh well, it's still one hell of a pitch until - all of a sudden - it isn't anymore. Area crystal-gem wizard Piers' presents a hot take on a subject he knows well: cowardice. He is a well of fear, and today he shares it with you. A wonderful episode for people looking to hear about tostinos/totinos,trucks attacking fruit stands, hot new YouTube channel Evan's World, a bedroom full of bees, and never being afraid to hold a strangers hand.

317 The Dick-Fic-Lit Dicks / Pick The Fake Fic 31

Thu, 12 Jan 2017 01:58:15 -0000

317 The Dick-Fic-Lit Dicks / Pick The Fake Fic 31 by Podcast Vs Podcast

316 A Restaurant Review Podcast / Flavour Of Cake Boss

Wed, 11 Jan 2017 03:13:52 -0000

In which Erik challenges Piers to watch him eat vegetarian food and have an opinion on it for some reason, and Piers challenges the Cake Boss (or a talented cake underboss) to create the world's most flavourful cakes BEFORE we change our minds about wanting them. Listen to today's episode for further discussion of Podcastvspodcastland's place on the map, the proper dipping sauces for a 20 piece order of chicken fingies, Erik's many brothers, a quick shoutout to Chad, the sensational YouTube channel "Evan's World," and oh-so-much more.

315 Wow, Thanks For The Great Gift Erik, You Truly Are My Best Friend / Toys From Our Youth

Mon, 09 Jan 2017 21:08:44 -0000

In which Erik doesn't get Piers a gift, and Piers doesn't let Erik off the hook for not getting him a present. Ever the optimist, Piers keeps the spirit of the holiday season alive with a very nice (but all-year-appropriate)examination of the nature of gift giving, while Erik suddenly remembers a toy he had as a child and whips up a podcast based on the idea that yes, we had toys as children. The perfect episode for anybody who wonders about what it means to be gracious, what your gift says about your relationship with the giftee, the proper use of the bonus pockets on a high-end pair of mens cargo shorts, Batman's fencing skills, or the ultimate in sweat-pant technology.

314 What Do You Get A Jesus At Christmas? / A Podcast About That Whole Experience

Fri, 06 Jan 2017 23:10:47 -0000

In which Piers tells you all exactly what sort of gifts you were meant to get for the baby Jesus (NOT pizza), Erik insults the baby Jesus by giving him nothing more than stale pizza and a terrible pitch, and everyone celebrates the miracle of Epiphany together as one family united under the banner of the storm-lord Christ.

PVP EXTRA - The Audio Journals of J Wilde Krokodillington #1

Fri, 06 Jan 2017 05:44:07 -0000

What's all this then?! A break from our regularly scheduled arguing? Ladies and gentlemen: This. Is. Un. Heard. Of. But we assure you, there is good reason. Please - let us explain. As you all know, our explorations (mostly Erik's) into the occult section of the former Vancouver Public Library are ongoing. Mostly it's just a bunch of dumb books about dark magic and dead hands holding candles and fetuses in jars and other dumb goth nonsense but - once in awhile - there is a diamond in the rough. We have stumbled upon a cache of vanished oil-rig magnate J. Wilde Krokodillington's personal audio diaries. What they were doing in a library in Vancouver, so far from his immense oil-rig mansion, we don't know. All we know is that we - Piers and Erik - may have the first and only clues to his mysterious disappearance. Who knew we would end up stealing the library holding all his secrets? Ahhhh, but life is funny. Without further ado: we present the FIRST - probably thrilling, we don't know, we haven't listened yet - instalment of a dead man's private audiotapes that he tried to hide. Bon appetit!

313 - The Confession Bear Meme/The Sound Of A Burning Yule Log

Wed, 04 Jan 2017 20:42:31 -0000

In which Erik pulls out the least interesting "confessions" some manner of shame-faced internet bear has to offer, while Piers asks Erik (very nicely) to kick up his feet, torch a yule log, and relax by the fire. BONUS: Stay tuned after the outro for an extra two minutes of Yule Log background and light music as a special gift to you - our precious fans.

312 One Track Mind: Christmas Edition / Awkward Interactions

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 21:15:33 -0000

In which Piers resurrects the Grateful Dead for one more hot Christmas track on the road to Three Kings Day (January 6th, also known as Epiphany), and Erik outlines some of the most awkward encounters of his ongoing life.

311 Jeremy's Christmas In The Spirit Realm / Let's Get Another Halloween Goin'

Tue, 03 Jan 2017 06:14:33 -0000

In which Piers takes revenge on his murderer (and saviour) Jeremy the Witch Boy by consigning him to the same bland hellscape of an afterlife he just escaped, and Erik takes revenge on the joyless spring and summer months by doubling down on Halloween.

310 Is Your Fly Done Up? / A Santa In Every Pot

Sat, 31 Dec 2016 01:24:40 -0000

In which Erik reminds everyone in the podcast community to check their fly once in awhile to make sure their genitals aren't exposed, and Piers reminds parents everywhere to watch out because Santa might come hurtling down your chimney at any moment and shatter into a million pieces.

309 Don't Sweat It, Ugly! / A Day In The Life Of Piers And Erik

Thu, 29 Dec 2016 17:09:41 -0000

In which Piers carries Christmas onward and forward into the new year with an endless parade/competition of ugly Christmas sweaters, and Erik zeroes in on a single day in the life of two best friends who run an oil-rig based micro-nation together (us.)

308 A Carmen Sandiego Christmas / A Weed Episode

Wed, 28 Dec 2016 18:41:31 -0000

In which Piers refuses to let go of his Christmas dreams (certainly not before Three Kings Day), and Erik refuses to indulge in anything but the juiciest and dankest kush that mankind has to offer. A good episode for those seeking advice on stealing Christmas, or for those looking for some dank opinions on Mary Jane (our old lady.)

307 Competition For Most Devoted Fans / Magic Carpet Ride

Tue, 27 Dec 2016 22:31:56 -0000

In which Erik tries to give a little back to our wonderful fan base by using them as the loosest possible concept for a show, while Piers picks up a room-sized Persian rug to ride from our oil-rig all the way to wherever. Wherever the wind takes us, man.

306 A Podvent For All Seasons / Shoutouts To Evan

Mon, 26 Dec 2016 17:33:25 -0000

In which the podvent calendar (but not the Christmas season) has ended, Piers declares his intent to carry Christmas fever all the way through to three kings day (January 6th), and Erik gives a much deserved shout-out pitch to longtime fan Evan.

305 Podvent 25: Must Be Santa (I Wanna Be Santa)

Sun, 25 Dec 2016 18:08:14 -0000

Day 25 of the Podvent Calendar! Special guest Jeremy the Witch Boy joins Piers and Erik in the booth for Piers' quixotic journey to assume the mantle of jolly old saint Nicholas. Will he succeed? Listen and find out. In a thrilling subplot, Erik is thrilled that the Podvent Calendar is finished. 0 days until Christmas - it's already Christmas, you big idiot!

304 Podvent 24: The Three Magi

Sat, 24 Dec 2016 17:56:24 -0000

Day 24 of the Podvent Calendar! Sure, we all know that Jesus is due for a second coming (not to mention the fact he is LORD), but how many of us are willing to make an arduous trek to find him? OR bring him an assortment of gifts not appropriate for babies? Piers will tell you who: Piers, Erik, and Jeremy the witch-boy. 1 day until Christmas!

303 Podvent 23: Wishlisting With Piers And Erik

Fri, 23 Dec 2016 20:13:23 -0000

Day 23 of the Podvent Calendar! In today's Christmas treat, Erik nails down some perfect last minute gifts (a furby) for loved ones, Piers decides what you should or should not buy at Walmart, and both dudes delay melting down Erik's enormous pile of scrap iron to fix our steamboat yet again. Only 2 days until Christmas!

302 Podvent 22: Two Christmases?

Thu, 22 Dec 2016 18:55:55 -0000

Day 22 of the Podvent Calendar! Here's one for all you workbugs from broken homes out there: Erik brings the children of divorced parents into the holiday season with two half-baked Christmases instead of one normal one. Piers' family is not cool and gets along. Only 3 days until Christmas!

301 Podvent 21: Merry Kushmas

Thu, 22 Dec 2016 02:19:45 -0000

Day 21 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers creates a nub-sized Christmas miracle, and Erik creates the absolute dankest and juiciest of all holidays. This episode apparently sponsored by Denny's restaurant (dinner menu only.) Only 4 days until Christmas!

300 Podvent 20: A Real Thriller, Real Chiller

Tue, 20 Dec 2016 22:08:19 -0000

Day 20 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers dredges up Erik's past, present, and future Scrooge-worthy mistakes, and Erik does NOT disappoint. We'll go ahead and apologize ahead of time for all the talk of turning human skulls into bowls. Only 5 days until Christmas!

299 Podvent 19: Baby, It's Cold Outside

Tue, 20 Dec 2016 01:32:49 -0000

Day 19 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers has an idea for a terrible pun barely disguised as a post-apocalyptic radio drama about two reluctant fathers. Only 6 days until Christmas!

298 Podvent 18: Geniemas

Sun, 18 Dec 2016 18:29:41 -0000

Day 18 of the Podvent Calendar! Erik decides to let his friend in to the wonders of Geniemas! Only 7 days until Christmas!

297 Podvent 17: Buying Guide For Mythical Creatures

Sat, 17 Dec 2016 19:12:11 -0000

Day 17 of the Podvent Calendar! Erik decides to help out all the people out there who have trouble finding gifts for, like, dragons and stuff. Only 8 days until Christmas!

296 Podvent 16: Christmas From Memories

Sat, 17 Dec 2016 02:25:01 -0000

Day 16 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers has an extremely annoying idea about telling Christmas stories, but we all know he's just antagonizing Erik. Only 9 days until Christmas!

295 Podvent 15: A Good Charity To Donate To

Fri, 16 Dec 2016 02:13:57 -0000

Day 15 of the Podvent Calendar! Erik was accosted in the street by a man with brochures, but he manages to find the good in the encounter. Only 11 days until Christmas!

294 Podvent 14: Mr. Santa's Wild Ride

Thu, 15 Dec 2016 02:59:23 -0000

Day 14 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers decides to track down Mr. Santa and get the scoop right from the source. Only 11 days until Christmas!

293 Podvent 13: Disappointing Christmas Gifts

Wed, 14 Dec 2016 02:30:09 -0000

Day 13 of the Podvent Calendar! If only Erik could remember what his idea was today... Luckily, Piers saves the day with a thrilling anecdote about a VHS tape! Only 12 days until Christmas!

292 Podvent 12: 2017 Calendar Planning

Tue, 13 Dec 2016 02:35:27 -0000

Day 12 of the Podvent Calendar! The boys decide to rework the calendar year, just for 2017. Only 13 days until Christmas!

291 Podvent 11: Christmas Tree Lot Banter

Sun, 11 Dec 2016 19:11:54 -0000

Day 11 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers has the worst idea of all time. Only 14 days until Christmas!

290 Podvent 10: Our Guide To Christmas Sex

Sat, 10 Dec 2016 21:11:20 -0000

Day 10 of the Podvent Calendar! Erik decides to spice up the holidays with a guide to Christmas Sex! Only 15 days until Christmas!

289 Podvent 9: Vampire Christmas

Sat, 10 Dec 2016 05:49:10 -0000

Day 9 of the Podvent Calendar! Erik has a great idea for a vampiric Christmas! Only 16 days until Christmas!

288 Podvent 8: How To Steal Christmas: A Guide

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 14:25:04 -0000

Day 8 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers has a few helpful tips for all the wannabe Christmas thieves out there. Only 17 days until Christmas!

287 Podvent 7: Pick The Fake Fic 30

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 01:55:51 -0000

Day 7 of the Podvent Calendar! Erik revives a fan-favourite classic podcast pitch for the holiday season. Only 18 days until Christmas!

286 Podvent 6: Christmas In Podcastversuspodcastland

Wed, 07 Dec 2016 02:56:06 -0000

Day 6 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers and Erik come up with some annual Christmas traditions for their micronation. Only 19 days until Christmas!

285 Podvent 5: Triple XMas

Tue, 06 Dec 2016 00:44:59 -0000

Day 5 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers has a sexy idea for a porn podcast, and the boys go blue for the entire episode! Only 20 days until Christmas!

284 Podvent 4: Presents Review

Sun, 04 Dec 2016 18:49:15 -0000

Day 4 of the Podvent Calendar! Erik decides that it's important to objectively rate gifts on a scale of 1 to 10. Only 21 days to Christmas!

283 Podvent 3: Whose Mail Is It?

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 19:16:33 -0000

Day 3 of the Podvent Calendar! Erik reads some inspiring mail for his good friend Piers. Only 22 days until Christmas!

282 Podvent 2: Lo, We Have A Jesus

Sat, 03 Dec 2016 03:01:14 -0000

Day 2 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers tells Erik a Jesus story. Only 23 days until Christmas!

281 Podvent 1: Deck The Halls... But How?

Fri, 02 Dec 2016 01:50:46 -0000

Day 1 of the Podvent Calendar! Piers spruces up Erik's place with a fir tree, and etc. Only 24 days until Christmas!

280 Pick The Fake Fic 29 / Tales From The Spirit Realm

Thu, 01 Dec 2016 02:08:17 -0000

In which Piers finally makes otherworldly contact to tell us all about the strange dimension he's currently inhabiting and Erik pitches Pick The Fake Fic.

279 A Podcast Full Of Plugs / Best Of / Podcast Survivor

Wed, 30 Nov 2016 02:50:29 -0000

In which Erik plugs his other projects, Hannah is looking for some new tunes, and Saskia pitches something about Survivor, kinda? Piers is still dead.

278 Lottery Lifecoach / Weekly Wrestling Podcast / Sexiest Man Alive

Tue, 29 Nov 2016 03:06:08 -0000

In which Erik is joined once again by Hannah and Saskia, who are filling in for the late Piers Rae. Podcasts pitched include an excuse for Erik to mansplain, a vague wrestling-related idea, and an excuse for Erik to body-shame.

277 Three And A Half Stars / Let's All Be Friends; Why Can't We Be Friends

Sat, 26 Nov 2016 18:43:08 -0000

In which special guest Jeremy the Witch-Boy pitches a so-so review podcast and Erik just wants to ask the world "Hey world... why can't we be friends?"

276 Audio Vlogs / In Loving Memory Of Piers Rae

Fri, 25 Nov 2016 02:11:00 -0000

In which Erik pours out his heart and soul via the audio of a video, and special guest Jeremy the Witch-Boy eulogizes the poor, dead Piers Rae who has died.

275 Sub Conscious / Text-To-Speech

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 01:50:24 -0000

In which Piers (who is definitely not missing and is certainly here in this episode) has little more than a dumb pun, while Erik brings in yet another brilliant idea that is tragically shot down.

274 Pick The Fake Fic 28 / Erik Expands His Horizons

Wed, 23 Nov 2016 02:26:06 -0000

In which special guest famous comedian Jeff McEnery fills in for Piers admirably with a thinly veiled attack on Erik, and also there's a Pick The Fake Fic.

273 Erik Gives Piers 40$ In Cash

Tue, 22 Nov 2016 02:52:23 -0000

In which Piers is once again mysteriously absent and Erik finally pitches the perfect podcast that nobody could ever disagree with.

272 Piers Gives Erik 40$ In Cash

Sat, 19 Nov 2016 04:37:34 -0000

In which Erik concocts his greatest get-kinda-rich-kinda-quick scheme yet, and Piers isn't present.

271 Erik's Facebook Feed / Tempest Fugitive

Fri, 18 Nov 2016 02:23:27 -0000

In which Erik tries his hand at being a cyberbully, and Piers tries his hand at inventing a wonderous new invention... a TIME invention!

270 Nerd Movie Gang / Jock Film Club

Thu, 17 Nov 2016 01:52:41 -0000

In which both of the boys plagiarize the Geek Cinema Society, as can be clearly seen by the title.

269 Erik Talks In His Sleep / Music Video Morning With Piers And Erik

Wed, 16 Nov 2016 01:46:14 -0000

In which Erik mumbles out just the bare minimum for what could conceivably be called a podcast, and Piers has a delightful new idea for a podcast that blends both music and video alike.

268 ID For You And Me! / I'm Coming For You, Jeremy

Tue, 15 Nov 2016 02:33:44 -0000

In which Erik pitches a podcast full of helpful tips and Piers hunts for Jeremy the Witch-Boy some more.

267 Reddit Academy / No Cuts For Bold Men

Sat, 12 Nov 2016 05:48:46 -0000

In which Erik opens his mind palace to the brave new world of cyber creeps and internet bums, and Piers permanently closes the doors to any and all barbers, stylists, hairdressers, and so on.

266 Twitter School / All The Best Juices

Fri, 11 Nov 2016 03:08:59 -0000

In which Erik spreads his 140-character wide wings to soar on an analogy that perfectly combines both the concepts of air and the internet, while Piers opens up about his sincere and lifelong love of fine juices.

265 Room Fated / Survivor Talk With Piers And Erik

Wed, 09 Nov 2016 21:53:23 -0000

In which Piers pushes everyone to expand their horizons by rolling the dice on a new best friend or alligator, and Erik pushes Piers to join the conversation on the big papa-roach of reality shows.

264 Pick The Fake Fic 27 / Search For Maxlandis

Tue, 08 Nov 2016 18:04:14 -0000

In which Erik resurrect the dead horse that is fake fan fiction for another round of vigorous flogging, and Piers opens a tiny hidden door into the mind of screenwriter Max Landis.

263 Jeremy The Witch-Boy / Fan-Favourite Classic Episodes

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 22:58:23 -0000

In which Piers starts to unravel the mystery surrounding Erik's so-called "best friend," the hated JEREMY, and Erik once again cuts corners by rattling off a big list of so-called "classics."

262 Have At It, Grandma! / This Is High School

Sat, 05 Nov 2016 00:01:54 -0000

In which Piers removes the last moral and legal restrictions stopping the elderly from rockin' and rollin' to the limit, while Erik sings the most brutal hymn of all time: teen nostalgia.

261 Slideshow Pod / Accents: The Podcast

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 17:11:40 -0000

In which Piers uses the power of modern advertising to rake in muchos dineros, and Erik uses the power of accents to humiliate his very best friend in the whole world: Piers.

260 Pick The Fake Fic 26 / Twitch Twenties

Wed, 02 Nov 2016 14:00:45 -0000

In which Erik highlights only the best in kitchen-sink fanfics of all the worst video games and Piers turns his critical eye on Twitch.TV to take out all the video game stuff and just leave in the part where people give him money to do stuff.

259 Show And Tell / A Moment In Time

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 18:28:23 -0000

In which Erik brings in a big pile of junk to show and tell to his very best friend, and Piers brings in a pile of junk to show and tell the archaeologists of the future just how cool we were.

258 Spooksville Playlist Project USA / Spooky Halloween Pranks

Mon, 31 Oct 2016 19:25:56 -0000

In which Piers takes your paltry party playlists from placid to pulse-pounding perfection, while Erik scares you out of your skin with his specialized hair-raising spook-jobs. A very happy Samhain to all the wandering beasts, tortured spirits, and soon-to-be human sacrifices that populate PodcastVSPodcastLand!

257 Just Coffee / Not Nobel, But Still Pretty OK

Fri, 28 Oct 2016 17:16:59 -0000

In which Erik starts a real down-to-earth dialogue about good-old-fashioned coffee, and Piers looks for excuses to hand out medals.

256 Reddit Aloud / Pick The Fake Fic 25

Thu, 27 Oct 2016 19:29:25 -0000

In which Piers brings the internet to life with nothing more than the power of the human voice, and Erik brings in the sickest crossover fan fiction you've ever heard.

255 Which Race Does He Hate? / With Friends Like These

Thu, 27 Oct 2016 06:18:36 -0000

In which Erik tries to trap Piers in a faux pas with the help of his damaged coworker, and Piers tries to trap our dear friends into giving us some bonus content.

254 Pick When The Fic Gets Fake / Piers And Erik Do Us Part / Just Cruisin'

Tue, 25 Oct 2016 22:57:09 -0000

In which Erik turns fan favourite "Pick the Fake Fic" in a whole new direction, Piers turns everyones marriages in a whole new direction (divorce), and special guest/drifter MAARTEN BAYLISS still won't tell us where his wife is.

253 Kerri The Librarian / What Is Art? / Get Me Into It

Mon, 24 Oct 2016 18:58:25 -0000

In which Piers transports Kerri the Librarian to a high-fantasy dreamscape, Erik forces everyone to make difficult and uncomfortable choices about art, and special guest MAARTEN BAYLISS floats in on the tide.

252 Dragon Ball PVP / Pandering: Featuring The One And Only Piers Rae

Fri, 21 Oct 2016 15:25:43 -0000

In which 7 mystical dragon-balls (aka podcastballs) are delivered unto champions across the land, and Erik is the one doing some serious pandering (not Piers.)

251 Where In The World Is Carmen San Diego?: The Official Podcast / Craigslist Rad

Thu, 20 Oct 2016 17:44:50 -0000

In which Erik explains the myriad charms of brilliant and beautiful globe-trotting thieves, and Piers explains the unsettling desires of Craigslist's hideous basement troll populace.

250 PVP Trivia / Environmental Arms Race

Wed, 19 Oct 2016 17:11:15 -0000

In which Piers challenges world governments to step up their game if they wanna compete with PodcastVSPodcastLand, and Erik challenges long time fans of the show to quiz us on our very favourite topic: ourselves.

249 Pick The Fake Fic 24 / Podcast vs Podcast... But Not This One

Tue, 18 Oct 2016 20:18:05 -0000

In which Erik pours his vast reserves of creative energy into half-assing the C'thulu mythos, while Piers whole-asses a podcast pitch where the hard work is already done for us.

248 Immigration Now! / The Devil's Advocate

Mon, 17 Oct 2016 20:22:20 -0000

In which both boys take a day off and bring in pitches from their beloved fans: Piers presents a "friendly trap for new blood" from Diana, and Erik fields a stupid pitch from his so-called "non-girlfriend best friend" Jeremy.

247 Ranking Every Episode Of Podcast Vs Podcast / Welcome To The Bone Zone With Piers And Erik

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 18:34:57 -0000

In which Erik makes a major contribution by ranking one of Earth's most outstanding bodies of artistic work, and Piers cordially invites each of our listeners to join us... in THE BONE ZONE.

246 Touring Tim Hortons / Were We Ever So Young?

Fri, 14 Oct 2016 00:16:44 -0000

In which Erik takes world-wide view of a coffee chain from a foreign land, and Piers gazes wistfully back into our stupid, stupid pasts.

245 Less Is More: Podcast Edition / A Kenny Vs Spenny Podcast

Wed, 12 Oct 2016 20:50:22 -0000

In which Piers finds the road to success hidden in a minefield of failures, and Erik tears into the single most under-appreciated TV show to ever come out of the Great White North.

244 Sounds Like Fun / Moonlighting With Piers And Erik

Wed, 12 Oct 2016 03:34:41 -0000

In which Erik proves that Piers is pretty terrible at reviewing video games on sound alone, and Piers proves that the boys combined are as terrible as ten men at everything.

243 Whose Mail Is It? It's Piers' Neighbours' Mail / Shoutouts To Chad

Tue, 11 Oct 2016 00:18:29 -0000

In which Piers addresses the problems our broken postal service refuses to, and Erik finally gives young Chadwick a long overdue shoutout.

242 The Benefits Of Switching To One Style Of Sock / First National Blank 2

Fri, 07 Oct 2016 19:41:22 -0000

In which Erik tries to get the whole world to give a little back by using a little less, and Piers begins painting the perfect portrait of a podcast nation.

241 Contractual Podbligations / Get Confident, Ya Jerk!

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 19:50:59 -0000

In which Erik helps people understand the terrible deals they've gotten themselves into (once they've gotten themselves into them, of course), and Piers gives a much-needed confidence boost to all the trash people of the world.

240 Cussman And The Golden Boy / Outta The Sheets And Into The Streets

Wed, 05 Oct 2016 19:13:19 -0000

In which Erik lights a fire under the eternal rivalry of gentle-talkers versus potty-mouths, and Piers lights a fire under the so-called "freedom fighters" of PodcastVSPodcastland.

239 Will It Explode? / Pick The Fake Fic 23

Tue, 04 Oct 2016 19:59:50 -0000

In which Piers knows that deep down we all just wanna blow things to smithereens in big flaming balls, and Erik knows deep down that Piers will never, ever, ever win a round of his beloved "Pick the Fake Fic."

238 The Calendarcast / What Day Is It?

Mon, 03 Oct 2016 22:35:58 -0000

In which Erik takes a good hard look at the days that have yet to pass or may never be, and Piers tries real, real hard to live in the moment by focusing on the day that already is.

237 A Podcast For All Seasons / Boot Me Up, Classy

Fri, 30 Sep 2016 17:20:45 -0000

In which Erik listened to Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons' and thought "hey, good enough for me," Piers puts movie franchise reboots on blast, and both the boys are exceedingly kind to each other.

236 Piers And Erik, Your Japanese Wives / Scam Hunters

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 17:35:03 -0000

In which Piers gives the loneliest men in the world a VHS tape to come home to, and Erik tackles the first of many scams: your workaday playground jump rope.

235 Canadian Spooky Yarn / Teaching Piers Blood Magic

Wed, 28 Sep 2016 17:52:44 -0000

In which Piers adapts a hot mess of a show into a hot/wet/sloppy/sticky/diseased mess of a new show, and Erik turns a simple podcast pitch into a valuable teaching moment about blood magic.

234 The Q&A Portion Of The Evening / Sleepy-Time Album Factory

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 17:57:03 -0000

In which Erik elaborates (while Piers moderates) on a movie that never existed, while Piers dreams (a sleepy-time scheme) of the greatest double-act that merely doesn't exist yet.

233 Two Guests More / Good Movies Are Bad Too

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 21:48:19 -0000

In which Piers rounds up two last-minute (but perfect) replacement guests for any social affair, and Erik asks an important question of us all: what if good movies...were also bad?

233 Two Guests More / Good Movies Are Bad Too

Mon, 26 Sep 2016 21:45:59 -0000

In which Piers rounds up two last-minute (but perfect) replacement guests for any social affair, and Erik asks an important question of us all: what if good movies...were also bad?

232 Whose Mail Is It? (The Gritty Reboot) / Oops I Missed What Piers Titled This Laughtrack Thing

Fri, 23 Sep 2016 19:39:06 -0000

In which Erik finally gets his grubby little hands on some more of Piers' private (BY LAW) mail, and then completely ignores Piers' creation of a beautiful new public service: free laughter.

231 Focus Group For Dan / How Many Beers Can We Drink?

Thu, 22 Sep 2016 18:15:41 -0000

In which special guest EVAN ELBERSON constructs a human being by committee, Erik takes the first rocky step on the path to self-destruction, and Piers continues to wander (but is not lost.)

230 Our Game Of Thrones Scam/Opposite Karaoke

Wed, 21 Sep 2016 17:20:21 -0000

In which Erik separates innocent nerds from their hard-earned money, Evan finds an innovative and relevant new twist on all your favourite songs, and Piers remains lost in the jungle mists of Canada.

229 Precious Gemstones / After After The Thrones

Tue, 20 Sep 2016 18:35:08 -0000

In which Erik pitches a decadent podcast covered in glittering jewels, Evan exploits the slavish preoccupations of obsessive nerds, and Piers is back on the mainland doing "Canadian things."

228 Divorce, Not Have Sex With, Bring Back To Life / Is A Catfish A Cat Or A Fish?

Mon, 19 Sep 2016 20:53:49 -0000

In which special guest EVAN ELBERSON flips a family classic on its head, Erik wonders aloud about catfish, and you the listener are disappointed by Piers' absence.

227 Deep Blue Sealab 2016 / Super Hang Glider RPG Tips And Tricks

Fri, 16 Sep 2016 17:02:34 -0000

In which Piers tangoes with super intelligent sharks in a hidden underwater testing facility, Erik breaks down a 100% play-through on Super Hang Glider RPG, and you the audience are deeply, deeply moved.

226 Beautiful Ironies / Erik's Big Day

Thu, 15 Sep 2016 20:21:22 -0000

In which Erik expresses himself through language suggesting the opposite of his intent, and Piers plans a big day for Erik that isn't based around stupid games.

225 Go Ahead, Erik / Uhhh I Forgot About Podcasting Today!

Wed, 14 Sep 2016 20:24:07 -0000

In which Piers has the good graces to allow Erik to pitch his ideas in comfort, and Erik "forgets" that they podcast together every single frikkin' day.

224 Gilmore Guys Girls Guys / WTF Without Marc Maron

Tue, 13 Sep 2016 19:16:36 -0000

In which Erik is a fan of the girls who are a fans of the guys who are fans of the girls, and Piers removes Marc Maron from the equation... PERMANENTLY.

223 Let's Get This Guy Fired / Season Of The Pitch

Mon, 12 Sep 2016 20:21:01 -0000

In which Erik pitches a show that's 100% guaranteed to get somebody in trouble, and Piers pitches a show that puts all our pitches in neat, inscrutable little rows.

222 Awkward Talk Radio / Talkin' 'Bout Pyramids

Fri, 09 Sep 2016 17:16:45 -0000

In which Piers gets Erik to help him mingle without making a hot mess of things, while Erik goes gaga over Giza (and Egypt's entire middle period.)

221 Let's Get This Guy Hired / Everything Bill

Thu, 08 Sep 2016 22:10:16 -0000

In which Erik wants everyone to be full-time employed (regardless of talent, interest, or ambition,) and Piers wants everyone to be full-time employed with a pathological fixation on Bill Nye (the science guy.)

220 Mad Max Nicknames / Piers And Erik's Frankenstein's Monster

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 21:21:37 -0000

In which Erik tries to be as cool as Mad Max's gyrocopter pilot, and Piers tries to turn a pile of garbage into something more human than human.

219 First National Blank / The Poisonmasters

Tue, 06 Sep 2016 20:28:05 -0000

In which Piers begins to lay down the powerful and impressive symbology of our proud micro-nation, and Erik tries to make poison accessible for everybody.

218 The Book That's Looking For Piers / Ice Cream Men

Tue, 06 Sep 2016 00:03:16 -0000

In which Erik tempts Piers with the forbidden fruit of the library's occult section, and Piers tempts Erik with every flavour of ice cream known to man.

217 Found Footage 2 / Let's Just Do A Fucking Tech Podcast Already

Fri, 02 Sep 2016 18:08:13 -0000

In which Piers is excited about an unusual promotional cassette for kids like it even matters, and Erik curses up a blue streak like it makes him cool or something.

216 Chum Bucket / Benchwarmers

Thu, 01 Sep 2016 20:00:00 -0000

In which Erik takes a stab at male relationships, and Piers creates an audio memorial to memorial benches and the loved ones they memorialize.

215 Here's A Controversial Topic We Can Talk About / Where's Atlantis? (With Piers And Erik)

Wed, 31 Aug 2016 19:34:08 -0000

In which Erik - for the first and only time - scrambles to think of something controversial to talk about, and Piers takes the hunt for the lost land of Atlantis to the airwaves.

214 Dreams, In The Metaphorical Sense / Picnic Basketcase

Tue, 30 Aug 2016 17:32:36 -0000

In which Erik explores the dishwater-brown imagery of his own personal dreamscapes, and Piers offends Erik by creating another suicide-by-proxy scenario.

213 Podception / Reverse Karaoke 2

Mon, 29 Aug 2016 20:45:26 -0000

In which Piers takes you deeper into podcast layers than most people would ever dream of going (wink), while Erik forces Piers to sing the bass line from "Gimme Shelter."

212 Man, I Wanna Use Your Toilet / Streaming Audiocast

Fri, 26 Aug 2016 18:06:52 -0000

In which Erik shares an uncharacteristically body focused podcast pitch about foreign toilets, and Piers pitches a podcast that is anything BUT a PODcast.

211 Two Ways Off The Cuff / One For The Non-Workbugs Out There

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 22:27:43 -0000

In which the boys get a teeny little simultaneous taste of each other, and the duo lay down a supportive pitch for all the brave souls who looked down at the idea of work and said "No."

210 Pick The Fake Fic 22 / Stay Woke

Thu, 25 Aug 2016 01:33:15 -0000

In which Erik pitches Pick the Fake Fic again (we all know what that is at this point right?) and Piers has a special sleep-based podcast idea, even though Erik's take on it is slightly better and way more interesting.

209 Give And Take / The Coward's Song

Tue, 23 Aug 2016 19:39:57 -0000

In which Piers airs his laundry list of complaints about Erik as partner/neighbour/co-despot, and Erik inspires Piers to sing an epic ballad of cowardice.

208 Autobiography Of J. Wilde Krocodillington 3 / The Pokemon PokeStop Chop Shop With Piers And Erik

Mon, 22 Aug 2016 23:55:25 -0000

In which Erik delves back into the occult section of the Vancouver/PvPLand Public Library for further memories of the mad billionaire Krocodillington, while Piers redesigns our whole micronation to maximize Pokestop visibility.

207 One-Track Mind 6 / Vice Principods

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 17:27:23 -0000

In which Erik cleverly turns a track he has lying around into a pitch that Piers had already given (several times), and Piers turns the duo into a couple of stand-up gents who make life easier for school-kids.

206 Eh, Close Enough / Horse Stories

Thu, 18 Aug 2016 22:09:21 -0000

In which Piers interviews people who are similar enough to other people to pass, and Erik revisits the love affair with horses he abandoned in childhood.

205 Running Down A Dream / 1 Up

Wed, 17 Aug 2016 17:00:00 -0000

In which Erik's obsession with worm dreams veers into dangerous territory, and Piers creates a paparazzi friendly environment for children.

204 Fleet Foot Mic / Songs About Hobbits

Tue, 16 Aug 2016 23:21:08 -0000

In which Piers actually creates a useful public service for once, and Erik pretends he actually cares about the proud people of the Shire.

203 The Namingcast / A Little Pisspants No Longer

Mon, 15 Aug 2016 19:57:24 -0000

In which Erik replaces perfectly good words with other fine-I-guess words, and Piers helps Erik conquer his earliest pants-soaking (with cowardly urine) fears.

202 Trouble In Paradise / Dear Diary 2

Fri, 12 Aug 2016 15:53:53 -0000

In which Piers declares war on heaven and all of it's angels, and Erik tries this new thing where he just pitches one of Piers' old ideas right back at him.

201 Sore Loser 2 / Dear Diary

Thu, 11 Aug 2016 23:01:34 -0000

In which Erik challenges Piers to lose harder at board games than he ever has before, and Piers challenges Erik to open up the hidden chapters of his emotional inner life to the world.

200 Water-Cool-Guy's Chat / Satellite Of Love

Wed, 10 Aug 2016 17:09:28 -0000

In which Piers schleps a big jug of water-cooler conversation into your home office, and Erik mansplains Lou Reed to village idiot Piers.

199 It's About Sneezes / What's Cookin', Good Lookin'?

Wed, 10 Aug 2016 00:33:20 -0000

In which Erik tackles the explosive subject of sneezing, Piers promises to drop 30 pounds right quick, and we both change our yawns to be a little less melodramatic.

198 Puzzle Me This, Piers! / Battle Stations

Mon, 08 Aug 2016 20:23:25 -0000

In which Erik introduces a new brand of puzzle for blind people, Piers prepares prepares to fight monsters with alarms, and both of the boys are pretty gosh darn passive aggressive.

197 One-Track Mind 5 / We Know Shit About Food

Fri, 05 Aug 2016 16:03:19 -0000

In which Piers tries (yet again) to convert Erik to the fraternal order of Deadheads, and Erik talks a whole lot of trash about cooking up the hottest eats with his coolest bud.

196 Pokemon Bros Go Pro / Post-Apodcastalypse

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 18:35:12 -0000

In which Piers wants Erik to train him be the very best (like no one ever was), and Erik wants to set the world on fire (podcast style.)

195 Pick The Fake Fic 21 / General Piers Rae: A Self-Portrait

Wed, 03 Aug 2016 18:05:21 -0000

In which Erik pens the latest chapter in his massive tome of fake fiction, and Piers finds an excuse to gift himself a few medals of valour.

194 Trailblazer / Trailblazer (The Original): The Podcast

Tue, 02 Aug 2016 20:50:19 -0000

In which Piers has an idea for a luxurious nature-walking podcast, and Erik has an idea for a much more exciting and dangerous nature-walking podcast.

193 Dream Machine / Guys, It's 2 AM...

Mon, 01 Aug 2016 18:09:42 -0000

In which Erik pulls a classic J-Lo and transports us inside Piers' dreamscapes, while Piers presents a scientific genius with a unique challenge.

192 What This Worm's About / One-Track Mind 4

Fri, 29 Jul 2016 18:54:15 -0000

In which Erik really, really, REALLY tries to get a catchphrase t-shirt, and Piers really, really, REALLY tries to get Erik to change his mind about musical wunderkind 50.Grind.

191 Imperfect Pod / Etsy Reviews

Thu, 28 Jul 2016 18:02:24 -0000

In which Piers has an imperfect idea that is somehow also PERFECT, and Erik takes Etsy creators to task over $10,000 oil paintings of foxes and castles.

190 Mushroom Mix-Up / Subs And Dubs

Wed, 27 Jul 2016 18:47:31 -0000

In which Erik borrows a little inspiration from his very favourite mushrooms, while Piers tells you which version of your fave anime is truly tenkei-tekina.

189 Drown 'Em Out, Greg! / World Of Planes

Tue, 26 Jul 2016 17:05:52 -0000

In which Piers helps a long time fan with their noise problem, and Erik takes us into the magical, high-stakes world of airplanes.

188 Searching For Sugarboy / So Duh Fountain

Tue, 26 Jul 2016 02:43:43 -0000

In which Erik has a sweet story about a sweet boy from his past and Piers has a sour taste in his mouth from all this dumb news going around.

187 Pick The Fake Fic 20 / Raw Dudes Cantina

Fri, 22 Jul 2016 22:30:55 -0000

In which Erik flogs the few remaining scraps of dead horse "Pick The Fake Fic", and Piers brings the Star Wars cantina band into all your social gatherings.

186 Trick Shark / Getting To The Bottom Of Piers' Lie

Thu, 21 Jul 2016 18:15:28 -0000

In which Piers easily makes friends with a shark named Scrambles, and Erik easily makes wild, friendship-battering accusations.

185 Squash That Beef With Beuf / Scent Shack

Wed, 20 Jul 2016 22:21:58 -0000

In which Erik squashes some powerful beefs with the powerful Shane "Beuf" McLean, while Piers squashes some truly skunky smells.

184 Found Footage / Found Art Sound Collage Radio Plays

Wed, 20 Jul 2016 02:29:05 -0000

In which Piers plays some voicemails that don't belong to him, and Erik cobbles together a bunch of different shit that doesn't belong to him either.

183 Is There A God? / Pirate Vs Pirate

Mon, 18 Jul 2016 23:54:57 -0000

In which Erik really socks it to the big guy upstairs, and Piers devises another brilliant solution to the scourge of pirates circling our proud nation.

182 Pirate Radio / The Whispercast

Fri, 15 Jul 2016 17:06:10 -0000

In which Piers turns some potential enemies (pirates) into friends (radio pirates), while Erik turns the volume DOWN from 11 to 1.

181 Remote Control Snooze Button / Jerry-Rigged

Fri, 15 Jul 2016 03:19:34 -0000

In which Piers wants to fill the world with all sorts of interesting gadgets and Erik wants to fill the world with one very specific type of interesting gadget.

180 Re-Shelve Elves / Rhyme Tyme Part 5

Wed, 13 Jul 2016 21:19:05 -0000

In which Piers explores the vast depths of the stolen Vancouver Library, and Erik finally gives in to his fans and revisits his worst pitch ever.

179 Pick The Fake Fic 19 / One Track Mind 3

Tue, 12 Jul 2016 16:23:34 -0000

In which Erik pitches fake fan fiction like somebody's trying to take it away from him, and Piers tries to change Erik's mind about David Bowie.

178 Fast Five / Pick The Fake Fic 18

Mon, 11 Jul 2016 20:18:04 -0000

In which Piers lays down an infinite set of tight fives, and Erik pulls even more brilliant fan fiction from the innermost depths of his soul.

177 Pick The Fake Fic 17 / Castaway Catwalk

Fri, 08 Jul 2016 22:44:50 -0000

In which Erik pitches another of his famous fan fiction masterpieces, and Piers saves our oil-rig refugee populace by turning a fashion crisis into mucho dinero.

176 One For The Workbugs Out There / How Far Can We Get?

Thu, 07 Jul 2016 16:24:22 -0000

In which Erik slaps together a little something-something for every rat in the race, and Piers tries to get Erik outside for some long-distance urban-hiking.

175 Post-Pod Perfection / A Marital Aid

Wed, 06 Jul 2016 23:38:36 -0000

In which Piers meddles in the affairs of other podcasts and Erik meddles in the affairs of married couples.

174 Hive-Mindzzz / Bee Sides

Tue, 05 Jul 2016 22:41:30 -0000

In which Piers turns the studio booth into an endless source of delicious honeycomb, and Erik - somehow - just so happens to magically also have a bee related idea on hand.

173 Puppet Show / 1% Visible

Sat, 02 Jul 2016 23:48:43 -0000

In which Erik finally puts his MFA in puppetry to good use, and Piers scratches the surface - and only the surface - of everything around us.

172 Dump Your Garbage / The Velvet Underground

Fri, 01 Jul 2016 16:22:45 -0000

In which Piers reads a pitch from Neil and Johnny from the Drinking In The Park podcast and Erik kind of doesn't pitch anything. Even more than he usually doesn't pitch anything, I mean.

171 Pick The Fake Fic 16 / One-Track Mind 2

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 07:28:35 -0000

In which both of our boys reuse old, tired ideas. Erik brings back the fan-favourite classic Pick The Fake Fic, while Piers thinks there's still some juice left in One-Track Mind.

170 This American Fife / Autobiography Of J. Wilde Krocodilington 2

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 03:45:00 -0000

In which Piers kicks it old-school, bringing back the sounds of the 70s... the 1770's, that is! Also, Erik confuses Steven Spielberg with Martin Scorsese, which is a really easy mistake to make in our opinion. Plus our intrepid podcast pitchers discuss an eccentric millionaire and/or billionaire some more.

169 Finding Erik An Assistant / Stuff You Should Know

Thu, 30 Jun 2016 03:39:40 -0000

In which Erik is so overworked that he isn't able to put up this episode yesterday when it was supposed to come out (oops!) and Piers fulfills all of his obligations by half-assing a podcast pitch and making some great jokes.

168 Clash Of The Teen Dramas / Spoilcast / The Simpsons Quiz Extravaganza Show

Mon, 27 Jun 2016 08:32:37 -0000

In which Hannah forces her love of teen dramas on everyone else, Erik spoils films for everyone, and Saskia returns to a great love of her life: The Simpsons. Piers, meanwhile, is eaten by wolves in a lonely forest glade.

167 Reverse Karaoke / Childhood Memories / Is This Comedy Funny

Fri, 24 Jun 2016 18:29:49 -0000

In which Erik turns the idea of karaoke on its head, Hannah challenges her childhood to a standoff, and Saskia decides what is funny once and for all. Piers remains adrift at sea or something.

166 Our Greatest Disappointments / A Matchmaking Podcast / Terror Tales

Thu, 23 Jun 2016 18:58:44 -0000

In which Erik invites guest-stars Hannah Davies and Saskia Werner back into the booth for an impromptu podcast-pitching salon, and Piers could be lying dead in a ditch somewhere for all you know.

165 Global Curse / One Hit Wonder / Pick The Fake Fic 15

Wed, 22 Jun 2016 17:17:14 -0000

In which Erik thoroughly entertains guest hosts Hannah Davies and Saskia Werner with his fake fan fiction, while the gals respond with hot tracks and cool curses. Piers remains MIA, presumed either busy on set or busy being dead.

164 The Oscars 5 Years Ago / The Outsiders: The Greatest Book Ever Written / Global Spotlight

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 22:58:39 -0000

In which the Piers is away, and so the Erik will play! (with Hannah Davies and Saskia Werner of TV Donut fame.) Listen if you like travel, literature, and/or fine cinema.

163 Are We Explicit? / The Spice Rack

Mon, 20 Jun 2016 08:19:44 -0000

In which Piers wants to get real about getting raunchy, Erik pitches an absolutely top shelf idea, and nobody can agree on the best brand of sneezing napkin.

162 Comedy Bang Bang / Dictionarycast

Fri, 17 Jun 2016 19:59:50 -0000

In which Erik has the brilliant idea to just make a show that's already successful, while Piers delivers those classic word-a-day calendars straight to your earholes.

161 Exquisite Corpse / Pick The Fake Fic 14

Fri, 17 Jun 2016 01:34:41 -0000

In which both of our boys outsource their pitches to others; Piers to other podcasters and Erik to the fine fanfiction authors of America.

160 The Autobiography Of J. Wilde Krocodillington / Nudie Booth

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 15:31:38 -0000

In which Erik ventures into the forbidden section of the Vancouver Public Library for the diary of a madman, and Piers ventures into the pervert section of the library for a light chat with some creeps.

159 Wishlist / Classic Halloween Ghoulies And Ghosties

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 01:53:24 -0000

In which Piers giddily reads out his most heartfelt wishes and Erik SPOOKILY reads out a list of classic Halloween ghoulies and ghosties, I guess. That one's all in the title, really.

158 The Dodecahedron Of Truth / Cosby Clues

Mon, 13 Jun 2016 13:26:46 -0000

In which Erik reveals the 12 mundane stories that make up any truth, and Piers watches TV in a desperate race to stop a criminal who has already been caught.

157 Enslaving The Human Race / Charming Deaths People Will FInally Respect You For

Sat, 11 Jun 2016 01:43:21 -0000

In which Erik wants to kill humanity because he doesn't like them, and Piers wants to kill Piers to make people like him.

156 Echo From The Tragic Cavern / Confusing Scarecrow Aggravations

Thu, 09 Jun 2016 19:30:13 -0000

In which Piers explores one of PvPLands Top 10 most (probably) haunted locales, and Erik brings back a confusing argument that he doesn't understand.

155 An Alphabetical List Of Every Animal In North America / You're Not Out Of The Woods Yet

Wed, 08 Jun 2016 19:37:21 -0000

In which Erik makes the grandest list the animal kingdom has ever seen, and Piers guides Erik through the difficult work of a deep woods forest fire ranger.

154 Super Mario Druthers / The Truman Cast

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 17:38:36 -0000

In which Piers finally gets his Mario Brothers just the way he likes them, while Erik installs himself in an artificial reality.

153 Albums I Listened To Today / Artificial Intelligence Actual Friendship

Mon, 06 Jun 2016 17:05:32 -0000

In which Erik continues his lifelong passion for albums he listened to earlier today, and Piers wants to put the human race out of a job.

152 Piers The Immortal / Rain City

Fri, 03 Jun 2016 19:05:14 -0000

In which Piers tasks Erik with training him to become the greatest Civ V player of all time, and Erik moves the pair to a crime-soaked city where the rain never sleeps.

151 The Hate Bachelor / What's A Venn Diagram

Thu, 02 Jun 2016 16:59:42 -0000

In which Erik hates how much he loves to hate/love a "romantic" TV show, while Piers stumbles over himself and drops a new pitch entirely by accident.

150 One Track Mind / Pick The Fake Fic 13

Wed, 01 Jun 2016 18:22:44 -0000

In which Piers changes Erik's mind about the Grateful Dead with a single perfect song, and Erik changes absolutely nothing about his award-winning fan-fiction game.

149 Molecular Podcastronomy / Pizza Party With Piers And Erik

Tue, 31 May 2016 14:39:28 -0000

In which Erik turns food into a delicious science experiment, and Piers turns happy memories into piping hot pizza-pies.

148 Erik Ghostvonovic / How Many Ways Are There To Skin A Cat

Mon, 30 May 2016 19:03:27 -0000

In which Piers guides Erik through spectral territory, and Erik guides Piers through a disturbing science experiment.

147 Stool Pigeons / Pick The Fake Fic 12

Fri, 27 May 2016 19:11:25 -0000

In which Piers plays some manner of angry-birds type game, and Erik brings back his much beloved run of children's stories.

146 Oil Rig #10 / Two Stand Up Guys

Thu, 26 May 2016 15:22:09 -0000

In which Piers sends Erik on a very important solo mission, and Erik tries to make a purse out of a sow's ear.

145 Two Man Tight Five / Host Roast

Wed, 25 May 2016 16:28:22 -0000

In which Erik works on stand-up sets we don't have, while Piers produces a roast for podcast hacks.

144 Host Toast / Confusing Scarecrow Aggregates

Tue, 24 May 2016 17:01:52 -0000

In which Piers gives much-deserved props to those hard-working podcast hosts, while Erik doubles down on a classic hard-to-understand idea.

143 Piers And Erik / LayerCake

Mon, 23 May 2016 15:33:43 -0000

In which Erik just wants to have a nice conversation, and Piers wants to repeat the same thing over and over again.

142 Vision Quast / Disquestions

Fri, 20 May 2016 13:14:24 -0000

In which Piers proposes inducing and discussing hallucinations, and Erik wonders aloud about post-hallucination discussion.

141 A Good One For New Listeners To Start With / Buddy, We Got A Problem

Thu, 19 May 2016 17:35:25 -0000

In which Erik gets people interested in every other podcast but our own, and Piers debates the proper construction of keys.

140 PVPC-SPAN / Pick The Fake Fic 11

Wed, 18 May 2016 07:04:14 -0000

In which Piers brings the world to the exciting floor of our micro-nation's national parliament, and Erik marches another bit of fake fan fiction to it's grim fate.

139 Talking Backwards / Peak Dark Star

Tue, 17 May 2016 15:07:45 -0000

In which Erik takes a childhood fancy and turns it into a learning experience, and Piers sharpens his focus on the Grateful Dead.

138 Investigating Nonsensical Sayings / Tin-Can Pallies

Mon, 16 May 2016 10:23:29 -0000

In which Erik asks a roundabout question regarding Carmen Sandiego, and Piers drags Erik on another road-trip.

137 Grateful For The Dead / Confusing Scarecrow Agreements

Fri, 13 May 2016 16:29:08 -0000

In which Piers brings the magic of the Grateful Dead into the hearts of every single listener (especially Erik), and Erik legitimizes his most confusing idea by making it even more confusing.

136 Piers Is Late / Wittel's Widows

Thu, 12 May 2016 16:32:25 -0000

In which Piers is hypothetically late to the party, and Piers pays an incredibly touching tribute to the late Harris Wittels.

135 Scratching The Surface / Horrifying Nightmares

Wed, 11 May 2016 15:34:28 -0000

In which Piers gets the bare minimum out of his interviews, and Erik relives the experience of being eaten by giant spiders.

134 Chat With Us / Love Stacks

Tue, 10 May 2016 11:27:08 -0000

In which Erik opens a chat window to the world, and Piers opens the window of the booth to indulge in a gritty little bit of voyeurism.

133 Up And At 'Em With Piers And Erik / Pick The Fake Fic 10

Mon, 09 May 2016 14:50:13 -0000

In which Piers jumpstarts your morning with some much needed direction, and Erik celebrates ten wonderful episodes of his beautiful, esoteric fan fiction.

132 Our Top 100 Podcast Pitches / Lonely Hearts Diner Dishin'

Fri, 06 May 2016 18:49:10 -0000

In which Erik combines his love of lists with his love of his own ideas, and Piers puts his love of not feeling alone to work for the public good.

131 Erik Trashes Bob Odenkirk / Our Top 100 Movies

Thu, 05 May 2016 08:10:23 -0000

In which Piers saves Bob Odenkirk from the insults of "super-fan" Erik, and Erik stops trashing Odenkirk just long enough to make a list.

130 Our Top 100 Albums / Cast And Order

Wed, 04 May 2016 18:15:17 -0000

In which Erik makes it known that he has at LEAST 100 favourite albums, and Piers pays tribute to the millions of faces in the Law & Order franchise.

129 Dragnet / A Guest Host That Piers Knows But Erik Doesn't

Tue, 03 May 2016 19:43:15 -0000

In which Piers brings home the street trash he attracts for some mysterious reason, and Erik reflects on making new friends.

128 Puberty / Too Bougie?

Mon, 02 May 2016 18:48:20 -0000

In which Erik wants to bring back the best of puberty, and special guest JOE STILWELL stamps on the neck of the trend-spotting bourgeoisie.

127 Um, Actually / Bleak House By Charles Dickens

Fri, 29 Apr 2016 18:34:30 -0000

In which Joe surprises Erik by bringing in a long list of our mistakes, Erik talks about tearing into Charles Dickens, and Piers remains conspicuously absent.

126 Whats My Favourite Colour / Comedias Personae

Thu, 28 Apr 2016 17:00:50 -0000

In which Erik tests your knowledge of specific colours in his latest "fun-not-frustrating" guessing games, while special guest Joe Stilwell invents a new way of transmitting schizophrenia. Piers remains offsite somewhere.

125 Slash Fiction Saturdays / Pick The Fake Fic 9

Wed, 27 Apr 2016 17:46:52 -0000

In which Joe puts a spine-chilling spin on Erik's classic game, Erik tries out his favourite fan-fiction on a new brain, and Piers travels to mysterious, far-off lands in search of treasure.

124 Scary Podcast Movie / CoConspirators

Tue, 26 Apr 2016 17:18:07 -0000

In which Erik comes well prepared with an excellent title, special guest JOE STILWELL puts up with an awful lot of abuse, and Piers is missing (presumed dead.)

123 Getting Someones Attention / PodKatz

Mon, 25 Apr 2016 16:31:50 -0000

In which Erik forces people to pay attention to him in public, and Piers forces Erik to pay attention to the world's greatest "kosher-style" deli.

122 Laying Down With Piers And Erik / Pick The Fake Fic 8

Fri, 22 Apr 2016 06:25:49 -0000

In which Piers takes the listeners to bed with the duo, and Erik takes Piers on a journey back to www.fanfiction.net.

121 Hey, Listen! / Slipshodpod

Thu, 21 Apr 2016 06:59:58 -0000

In which Erik broadens the scope of one of his classic ideas to include terrible podcasts, and Piers designs a terrible podcast for terrible podcasts to learn from.

120 Erik! It's Me, Piers! / We Need To Talk About Kevin... Pollak That Is

Wed, 20 Apr 2016 17:00:31 -0000

In which Piers undergoes a strange transformation, and Erik makes a criminally unfunny use of the ellipses.

119 Who's That Pokemon? / Kevin Pollack Chat Show

Tue, 19 Apr 2016 06:11:44 -0000

In which Erik screams at Erik for not knowing enough about Pokemon, and Piers screams at Erik for not knowing enough about actor/impressionist Kevin Pollack.

118 Whose Mail Is It? It's Piers' Roommates Mail / Watching Paint Dry

Mon, 18 Apr 2016 07:04:28 -0000

In which Piers empties a mail bag of his own and finally understands just how fun the postal system can be, and Erik puts a wild new twist on America's favourite pastime.

117 Mystery Box Interrogation / 5 Days A Week / My Small Fat Greek Wedding

Fri, 15 Apr 2016 07:57:35 -0000

In which Saskia institutes forced interrogations, Hannah forces us to watch soap operas, Erik forces an idea out of a late-night scratchpad note, and Piers remains missing.

116 The Peoples Cat / AccentUate Your Storytime / Aight

Thu, 14 Apr 2016 19:21:44 -0000

In which Hannah creates a courtroom for cats, Saskia creates a brand new accent out of whole cloth, and Erik says a lot of very true things about the absent Piers that the girls don't agree with.

115 Pick The Fake Fic 7 / Two Player Games / Dinnertime ForJake And Saskia

Wed, 13 Apr 2016 18:34:48 -0000

In which Erik tries out his favourite game on some fresh brains, while SPECIAL GUESTS Hannah Davies and Saskia Werner drop by with food and games for two. Piers is absent, but sorely missed by all participants.

114 Pick The Fake Fic 6 / When Did This Get Made?

Tue, 12 Apr 2016 18:17:31 -0000

In which Erik opens a new chapter in his big book of fake fan fiction, and Piers builds a "useful" podcast out of an entertaining one.

113 Confusing Scarecrow Arguments That Don't Make Any Sense / Printcast

Mon, 11 Apr 2016 09:15:41 -0000

In which Erik builds a bunch of scarecrows by mistake, and Piers uses 3D printing to its absolute minimum potential.

112 The TV-Daily Pilot Podcast Project / A Daylight Savings Time Podcast

Fri, 08 Apr 2016 18:14:00 -0000

In which Piers the first episode of every TV show strictly to task, and Erik takes the stress out of daylight savings time.

111 Phoning Random People / Pick The Fake Fic 5 / The Telltale Shart

Thu, 07 Apr 2016 18:34:31 -0000

In which Erik tells a tale of dragon-balls and monkey queens, Piers relieves himself of a terrible idea, and surprise guest SASKIA WERNER really phones in an idea.

110 What's He Building Over There / What We'll Spend Our Audible Money On

Wed, 06 Apr 2016 06:23:09 -0000

In which Piers builds up a mystery around whatever the heck it is he's building, and Erik breaks down exactly how we're going to spend the fat stacks of cash we have lying in piles around our public library sound studio.

109 Sick Bow, Bro / Sick Po', Bro

Tue, 05 Apr 2016 16:06:01 -0000

In which Piers hunts the most beautiful game of all, and Erik dusts off the ol' "How to Podcast" manual.

108 Fixing Bus Etiquette / Have You Seen The Graduate Before

Mon, 04 Apr 2016 17:23:35 -0000

In which Erik does more than just talk about fixing people's manners, and Piers suffers another serious brain injury.

107 Body Positively Fantastic / Podcast For Bus Etiquette

Fri, 01 Apr 2016 06:56:25 -0000

In which Piers inspires people to modify their bodies into twisted new alien forms, and Erik inspires people to act like human beings on the freaking bus.

106 Raw Dudes Dog Massage / Chesscast With Piers And Erik

Thu, 31 Mar 2016 07:24:57 -0000

In which Piers saves the world with free rubdowns for Rottweilers, and Erik saves the game of chess from obscurity.

105 Pick The Fake Fic 4 / Birds Eye Blast Off

Wed, 30 Mar 2016 10:34:07 -0000

In which Erik brings back the least terrible of his "fan favourites", and Piers finds a solution to the flat-earth question.

104 Sorry Friend, Hitler Wins / A Bad TV Podcast

Tue, 29 Mar 2016 07:04:00 -0000

In which Piers tasks Erik with murdering history's greatest monster, and Erik saddles Piers with some crap television.

103 Sausagefest / Date Square

Mon, 28 Mar 2016 09:05:08 -0000

In which Erik proposes a rotating festival for everyone's favourite meats-treats, while Piers pitches a stationary new way for hip sexy young people to meet.

102 Lucky Mugs / Literal Or Figurative

Fri, 25 Mar 2016 19:06:10 -0000

In which Piers oversees the curation and preservation of the world's luckiest mugs, while Erik oversees a fight between the left and right sides of the brain.

101 Pick The Fake Fic A Third Time / A Desperate Cry For Help

Thu, 24 Mar 2016 07:35:29 -0000

In which Erik takes the third shot at asking Piers to spot the ersatz entries in his fiction smorgasbord, and Piers takes the first shot at asking our audience for some much needed help.

100 - The One Hundredth Episode

Wed, 23 Mar 2016 12:59:07 -0000

In which Piers and Erik take the backseat, fans send in their own recorded pitches, and we all celebrate a superb 100 EPISODES of PvP together like a family.

099 Kidnapping / There Must Be Some Way To Get Out Of Here

Tue, 22 Mar 2016 10:29:48 -0000

In which Erik pitches a plot to forcibly take people from one place to another place, and Piers proposes transporting the duo to another place so they may escape from it.

098 Black Box Ken Marino / Black Box Nathan Fillion

Mon, 21 Mar 2016 08:05:40 -0000

In which Piers proposes a series of gentle celebrity kidnappings as theatre, and Erik counters with an eerily familiar idea.

097 Give Me Your Skin / Pick The Fake Fic Again

Fri, 18 Mar 2016 07:21:57 -0000

In which Erik gets into Piers' heart with his most good-natured narrative fiction game to date, and Piers finds a way into Erik's skin with nothing more than a team of trained surgeons.

096 Pick The Fake Fic / Run

Thu, 17 Mar 2016 08:54:27 -0000

In which Erik presents multiple fan-fictions only to make Piers pick just one, and Piers presents multiple running routes but lets joggers enjoy all of them.

095 Letters To Satan / Ranking All 781 Pokemon

Wed, 16 Mar 2016 08:55:36 -0000

In which Piers teaches children everywhere an important lesson about proper spelling, and Erik teaches children everywhere a useless lesson about ranking your favourite poke-mans.

094 Bewitched / Pokecast

Tue, 15 Mar 2016 19:02:03 -0000

In which Piers challenges the witches, warlocks, and magic-users of the world to cast a spell they can prove works for a change, and Erik challenges Piers to accept his training and become the greatest competitive pokemon trainer of all time.

093 Chickens Aren't That Bad / Touch Therapy With Piers And Erik

Mon, 14 Mar 2016 18:23:33 -0000

In which Erik argues that chickens aren't dinosaur spawn left by the dark lord Satan to destroy humanity, and Piers argues that physical contact with another human being is not the end of the world.

092 The Great Syrup Caper / Erik's Latest Dumb Idea With Piers And Erik

Fri, 11 Mar 2016 13:40:53 -0000

In which Piers suggest a sticky-fingered scheme where we steal our national identity, and Erik layers a little more self-deprecation into his personal identity.

091 Tiny Complaints / Customizicast

Thu, 10 Mar 2016 12:32:07 -0000

In which Erik turns every little problem into a huge freaking deal, and Piers turns every little complaint into an huge freaking opportunity.

090 Celebrity Ramen / Erik Physically Harms Piers Rae

Wed, 09 Mar 2016 15:55:58 -0000

In which Piers infuses a peasant dish with the glimmer of stardust, and Erik infuses Piers with the pain of 1000 needlessly elaborate tortures.

089 The Almost 50th Anniversary Of Fantasy Island / Meet My Court

Tue, 08 Mar 2016 20:10:54 -0000

In which Erik takes you on a trip to an island that doesn't exist, on a show he's never seen, and Piers takes you home to meet our non-existent parents.

088 America's Biggest Teams / Canada's Smallest Teams

Mon, 07 Mar 2016 17:57:18 -0000

In which Piers heads south in a search for the biggest examples of teamwork the USA has on hand, and Erik decides he likes his teams small and home-brewed.

087 Sarcastic Or Genuine / Punch Quest

Fri, 04 Mar 2016 17:17:40 -0000

In which Erik challenges Piers ability to tell the difference between qualities of expression, and Piers sets out to punch Erik as pard as he possibly can.

086 Monkeys Paw With Piers And Erik / Erik's Adventures In Dentistry

Thu, 03 Mar 2016 16:47:10 -0000

In which Piers brings some magic back from Morocco and into the podcast booth, and Erik brings some dental hygiene back from the dentist and into his mouth.

085 Yelp Yuppie Yip Yap / Dual Public Diary

Wed, 02 Mar 2016 17:38:37 -0000

In which Piers sets out to turn the tables on Yelp's amateur food critics, and Erik opens a new chapter in the pair's big book of very public humiliations.

084 Erik Loves Movies... Or Does He? / A Podcast Without Laughter

Tue, 01 Mar 2016 20:51:44 -0000

In which Piers puts Erik's much renowned knowledge of movie trivia to the test, and Erik pitches a podcast that no-one should ever have to live in.

083 Every Week We Try A New Drug / G.I.L.P.S.

Mon, 29 Feb 2016 11:54:51 -0000

In which Erik proposes an illegal show that we would never in a million years lower ourselves to, and Piers cracks the phone book open to "G" (for grandmother.)

082 Erik Toughens Up / Erik The Human Pin Cushion

Fri, 26 Feb 2016 20:37:55 -0000

In which Erik wants a new training regime to turn him into a rugged industrial-strength Erik, and Piers wants to give Erik that thick skin he's been begging for all these years.

081 Catch Me If You Can / No Country For Cold Men

Thu, 25 Feb 2016 19:01:06 -0000

In which Piers fulfills his lifelong dream of being a gentleman art thief by stealing from Erik, and Erik pitches a surprise fan-submitted podcast with a very misleading title.

080 If You Don't Know Im Not Going To Tell You / Genre Argument / Jackin' Off Check Please

Wed, 24 Feb 2016 20:09:21 -0000

In which Piers tests Erik's knowledge of general knowledge, Erik tests Piers knowledge of genre knowledge, and esteemed VPL librarian/comedian KERRI DONALDSON drops in uninvited with some ideas of her own.

079 What's It Like To The Back Of The Knee / AcheWatch

Tue, 23 Feb 2016 18:57:07 -0000

In which Erik proposes performing a particularly painful and one-sided "science" experiment on Piers, while nice-guy Piers pitches a special gift for Erik with a guide-cast to the greatest webcomic of all time: Achewood.

078 Vape Or Wear / It's Turtles All The Way Down With Piers And Erik

Mon, 22 Feb 2016 19:12:41 -0000

In which Erik challenges Piers to spin generic phrase straw into podcast gold on the spot, and Piers pitches some kind of murky philosophical mumbo-jumbo about turtles.

077 Silver Scenes / Reading Over Peoples Shoulders

Fri, 19 Feb 2016 17:22:48 -0000

In which Piers takes on the greatest roles that film has ever had to offer, and Erik takes advantage of Canadian politeness to further his education.

076 Rhyme Tyme Part 4 / Friend Zoned

Thu, 18 Feb 2016 20:03:02 -0000

In which Erik continues his exasperating series of parlour games, and Piers opens the studio door to new friends (any new friends.)

075 Battle of the Tough Guys / Rhyme Tyme Part 3

Wed, 17 Feb 2016 18:36:08 -0000

In which Piers pitches an opportunity for our hosts to get harder than they've ever been, and Erik pitches an opportunity for Piers to go completely insane with frustration.

074 Erik Teaches Piers How To Whistle / How Much Blood Is In The Human Body

Tue, 16 Feb 2016 19:29:45 -0000

In which Erik must break Piers down to teach him a skill he already has, and Piers breaks down the human body to get at all the juicy blood inside.

073 American Girl Boys / Fuck Marry Kill With Piers And Erik

Mon, 15 Feb 2016 17:27:50 -0000

In which Piers brings the new-classic tradition of American Girl doll fandom into the booth, and Erik infuriates Piers when he puts a new twist on a old-classic.

072 Who'd Ya Fuck / Mobile STD Testing Lab / Girls We Didn't Fuck

Fri, 12 Feb 2016 19:01:54 -0000

In which the hosts and their guest all seem to have sex on the brain: Erik asks a delicate question about lovers, Evan counters with a delicate question about non-lovers, and Piers saves the world with his portable STD tests. And perhaps most importantly of all, our esteemed guest Evan Elberson ends his week long stay on the show by absolutely fucking us.

071 Hey, Those Aren't My Tweets! / What I Imagine Another Life To Be / Accapella Recreation

Thu, 11 Feb 2016 18:59:26 -0000

In which Piers lets the public take over Erik and Evan's twitter accounts, Evan imagines taking a walk in someone else's shoes, and Erik arranges covers of his favourite songs for three male voices.

070 What You Hate Everyone Else Likes And Vice Versa / Making A Murder / Rhyme Tyme Part 2

Wed, 10 Feb 2016 17:50:22 -0000

In which Evan sticks around to propose making a game of love and hate, Piers pitches a grim podcast suggestion from a fan, and Erik brings back his dumbest game ever.

069 We Give People Ideas / Cringe Memories / 1985

Tue, 09 Feb 2016 17:59:57 -0000

In which Erik suddenly gets really into giving away his hard work, Evan sticks around to help us remember every misstep in our lives, and Piers transports us (and an audience) to the magical year of 1985.

068 Oh, We're Not Cops / Ten Billion Dollars / TH + PX + SMB + CH Fancast

Mon, 08 Feb 2016 18:13:22 -0000

In which there is one podcast... two podcasts... three podcasts?!? No, your eyes aren't playing tricks on you. For the first time ever, we've brought on a special guest (EVAN ELBERSON of NYC) to help us break our podcast deadlock. So join the THREE of us as Piers pitches the fantasy of pretending we have important jobs, Evan pitches a game about life with the big bucks, And Erik decides to put all his favourite things (Talking Heads, Pixies, SuperMeatBoy & Childrens Hospital) into one big fat stupid pile.

067 Piers SLAMS Kevin Smith / How To Write An iTunes Review

Fri, 05 Feb 2016 17:46:20 -0000

In which Erik traps Piers in the uncomfortable situation of turning on a man that he loves, and Piers does a public service of explaining exactly how you might review a super great podcast on iTunes.

066 Dead Man Balking / Argue About Genre

Thu, 04 Feb 2016 17:53:51 -0000

In which Piers takes the gang to heaven only to discover it's not all it's cracked up to be, and Erik indulges his secret love affair with categories.

065 Flight Of The Li'l Pegasus / Planescape Torment The Interactive Radio Show

Wed, 03 Feb 2016 13:26:57 -0000

In which Piers jettisons the podcast crew into a new era of podcastable space adventures, and Erik bases an infuriating podcast on the finest computer game of all time.

064 Rhyme Tyme / Celebrity Seance With Piers And Erik

Tue, 02 Feb 2016 11:03:27 -0000

In which Erik presents a word game podcast with more rules than results, and Piers makes contact with the other side for $$$.

063 Battle Star Galactica Board Game (w/ P&E) The Podcast / An Adaptation Of A Stephen King Book

Mon, 01 Feb 2016 10:09:00 -0000

In which Piers brings one of the best board games of all time into the booth, and Erik unwittingly reignites the Stephen King flame in Piers' heart.

062 Marriage Proposals: A Podcast / See Something Say Something

Fri, 29 Jan 2016 16:40:49 -0000

In which both Piers and Erik provide very helpful, but very different, brands of community services.

061 Battlestar Podcastica / I Would Like To Figure Out What Happens When You Die

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 17:53:21 -0000

In which Piers pitches a TV podcast with the odds of betrayal at 50/50, while Erik lays down the greatest bet a gambler can make: our immortal souls.

060 Best Feeding / A Vampire Podcast, Untitled

Thu, 28 Jan 2016 02:06:50 -0000

In which both Piers and Erik are interested in the feeding of certain bodily fluids to certain individuals.

059 Le Podcast Vs Podcast / Oh Yeah I Know Those Guys

Tue, 26 Jan 2016 18:50:26 -0000

In which Erik fails to embrace the dual nature of our cultural heritage, and Piers fails to impress Erik with his knowledge of Erik's favourite bands.

058 An Experimental Podcast Sort Of An Arthouse Thing / Tomorrows Super Bowl

Mon, 25 Jan 2016 18:31:22 -0000

In which Erik explores his deep-rooted love of experimental art by embracing the opposite of his instincts, and Piers brings the Super Bowls of the future to the sports fans of today.

057 Is Bill Clinton A Big Rapist Or What / We Co-Write A Feature Length Screenplay

Fri, 22 Jan 2016 18:06:28 -0000

In which Piers pitches a big uncomfortable question we have no way of resolving, and Erik pitches a big uncomfortable challenge we lack the resolve to complete.

056 Farts And Other Gross Sounds / Internet Comment Croissant

Thu, 21 Jan 2016 18:46:57 -0000

In which Erik would rather make disgusting sounds with our bodies than talk to his best friend, and Piers takes a familiar suggestion from a fan on the internet.

055 Gun Control / Every Week We Prank Call Will Arnett

Wed, 20 Jan 2016 18:38:55 -0000

In which Piers introduces a deadly game of human beings trying not to kill each other (but they probably will), and Erik continues his long-standing vendetta against Canadian-American super-star Will Arnett.

054 Heartfelt Apologies With Piers And Erik / Sumo Smush

Tue, 19 Jan 2016 17:21:41 -0000

In which Erik tries to get the sincere apology he thinks he deserves for some reason, and Piers restores a sense of dignity to the ancient art of Sumo.

053 How To Make $1800 In 24 Hours / The People Vs Larry David

Mon, 18 Jan 2016 18:42:46 -0000

In which Piers puts a fresh coat of paint on one of the oldest grifts in the book, and Erik puts Larry David on trial for his many missteps.

052 Song Reviews With Piers And Erik / The Tide Is High And So Am I

Fri, 15 Jan 2016 17:49:25 -0000

In which Erik - surprise, surprise - wants to review a bunch of songs one track at a time, and Piers transforms the booth into a combination death-trap/bong.

051 Two Minutes Bustin Ass To Sweet Grooves / Lunch Crunch

Thu, 14 Jan 2016 19:05:12 -0000

In which Piers solves both personal and international obesity crises, and Erik combines his passions for food and plagiarism.

050 Real Time Cooking Show Podcast With Piers And Erik / Brunch Crunch!

Wed, 13 Jan 2016 18:02:40 -0000

In which Erik wastes a wonderful pitch talking about his vegetarianism, and Piers forces a debate over what exactly constitutes a "brunch".

049 Bite Sized / Homophobia: The Podcast

Tue, 12 Jan 2016 18:25:32 -0000

In which Piers pitches a live-broadcast experience for fans of human mouths, and Erik pitches a show just because he likes to be controversial and make Piers feel uncomfortable.

048 How Was Your Weekend Piers / Brokeback Fountain

Mon, 11 Jan 2016 20:27:58 -0000

In which Erik proposes a podcast where he grills Piers about BBQs or some garbage, and Piers moves a roman fountain to a castle in the sky.

047 Grape Culture / Hops Culture

Fri, 08 Jan 2016 17:47:06 -0000

In which Piers pitches a perfectly fine idea about getting drunk on wine, and Erik "conveniently" has the perfect pairing.

046 Two Masters Of Interrupting Each Other / Piercing Screams With Piers And Erik

Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:15:29 -0000

In which Erik goes pro with his interruptions, and Piers goes to the streets looking for the freshest screams.

045 Childrens Thoughts To Spill / Piers And Erik Movie Trivia: Part 2

Wed, 06 Jan 2016 16:17:05 -0000

In which Piers stumbles through a TV review pitch he thought he understood, and Erik pitches an idea that is both trivial and irritatingly familiar.

044 Both Of Us Really Need To Go To The Bathroom / Zodcast

Tue, 05 Jan 2016 17:56:59 -0000

In which both boys play a deadly game of chicken with their own bladders, while Piers dreams up another way to trap the two friends together forever.

043 Blind Crate / What Sorts Of Interesting Sandwiches Might We Be Able To Make

Mon, 04 Jan 2016 19:01:41 -0000

In which Piers proposes a world tour with the bare minimum of sight-seeing, and Erik returns to his first love: Sandwiches.

042 Which Celebrities Do We Share Birthdays With Reprise / 10 Minute Playcast

Fri, 01 Jan 2016 17:23:43 -0000

In which Erik decides that he really wants to know which celebrities we share birthdays with, and Piers is too wrapped up in his pretentious audio-plays to notice Erik is repeating himself.

041 Contact Us / A Scam

Thu, 31 Dec 2015 16:53:59 -0000

In which Piers dreams of a kinder world where the customer cares about the business for once, and Erik dreams of making a mint by pretending that we're likeable people.

040 Uh, Allegedly / Pencils Down

Wed, 30 Dec 2015 16:43:03 -0000

In which Erik "uh, allegedly" pitches a great idea for a podcast about nothing, and Piers pitches another one of his weird masochistic sex games.

039 The Million Maron March / Human Web MD

Tue, 29 Dec 2015 18:30:55 -0000

In which Piers breaks Erik's number one rule by creating a million more Marc Marons to compete with, and Erik decide's he's somehow a doctor all of a sudden.

038 HooBoy, That's One Spicy Pepper! / CatScan

Mon, 28 Dec 2015 16:59:30 -0000

In which Erik tries to bring a little spice into our lives, and Piers wants to be the world's first professional two-man cat-scanning team.

037 Podcast VS Podcast: Reindeer Games Christmas Special 2015

Fri, 25 Dec 2015 10:01:33 -0000

In the spirit of the holiday season, Piers and Erik have -- for the first time ever -- sort-of (kind-of) agreed. So we present our gift to you: the PVP Christmas Special: THE REINDEER GAMES. SIX holiday podcasts are going head to head today. Will Piers take home the (laurel) Christmas wreath? Will Erik's pods win him the mantle of Santa Clause? Will the baby Jesus be born upon this day? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!

036 Reindeer Games / Fan Mail

Thu, 24 Dec 2015 16:47:25 -0000

In which Piers celebrates the spirit of the season, Erik falls in love with the fanbase, and both boys learn a hard lesson about following rules.

035 Planking / Wow Erik What A Great Idea!

Wed, 23 Dec 2015 17:56:22 -0000

In which Erik gets hard resurrecting a dead fad, and Piers compliments his dearest friend on his hard work and brilliant ideas.

034 Miami Nice / WTF: What The Followup

Tue, 22 Dec 2015 19:35:13 -0000

In which Piers presents a softer version of Michael Mann's hard edged 80s synth dream, and Erik breaks his #1 rule by mentioning better/more popular podcasts all over the place.

033 Which Celebrities Do We Share Birthdays With? / Smash Brothers

Tue, 22 Dec 2015 02:31:27 -0000

Erik's idea is extremely self-evident. Just look at the title. Jesus Christ, Erik. At least Piers has a real idea: a podcast about breaking stuff. Exciting! Also hey check it out: our new theme song is Eating With Horses, by Baby Birds Don't Drink Milk. Wow!

032 Sore Boozer / Each Episode We Commit A More Serious Crime

Sat, 19 Dec 2015 02:32:01 -0000

Piers revisits a classic, fan-favourite ep with a refreshing new twist, and Erik gets the boys in a whole lot of trouble with the law and other such authorities.

031 A Fanmail Podcast / Weather Report

Fri, 18 Dec 2015 02:30:43 -0000

In which Erik pays tribute to the pair's many fans, and Piers presents his most useful idea yet. What could possibly be more exciting than fanmail and the weather??

030 'Da Bomb / Who Would Win? With Piers And Erik

Thu, 17 Dec 2015 02:09:54 -0000

this episode is forbidden to anyone in any sort of authority don't listen to this episode if you have the power to punish us in any sort of way thank you

029 A Podcast About Steely Dan (The Band) / World War Zoo

Wed, 16 Dec 2015 02:42:07 -0000

Erik panders to the coveted Piers demographic with a podcast about a band he doesn't particularly care for. In the second half of the program, listen carefully as Piers provides concrete evidence of his plans to commit several thousand acts of animal cruelty.

028 IsoPodcast / Some Kind Of Mail Thing About Piers' Mail

Tue, 15 Dec 2015 02:25:00 -0000

Piers wants the guys to be alone with their own thoughts for a while, while Erik goes back to the well again for an unsatisfying retread of a classic, fan-favourite premise.

027 Personal Information Chicken / The Wrong Stuff

Fri, 11 Dec 2015 19:12:03 -0000

In which Erik gives away more information than he probably should, and Piers postulates that the pair are lacking in pretty much everything.

026 Leading The Blind / Dark VS Light With Piers And Erik

Thu, 10 Dec 2015 22:00:34 -0000

In which Piers proposes a wonderful community service, and Erik plays another of his petty and divisive little games.

025 Whatever Piers Idea Is But With A Bigger Budget And More Star Power / Less Is More

Wed, 09 Dec 2015 20:57:58 -0000

Where Erik dreams of a podcast with a budget so big it's bound to go bust, and Piers bustles to balance the bankbook.

024 Whats All This About Then/People Send In Projects They Have And We Title Them For Them

Tue, 08 Dec 2015 22:50:15 -0000

In which Piers backs our dynamic duo into a corner, and Erik starts to take titles seriously.

023 An Advertisement For Audible.Com / Twice As Nice AKA Double Trouble AKA Two True

Tue, 08 Dec 2015 02:26:49 -0000

In today's episode, Erik sells out completely and loses all credibility. For shame, Erik. Meanwhile, Piers doubles up on doubling down. What does that mean? Listen to the episode and maybe you'll find out! Make sure you visit audibletrial.com/podcastvs and start a free 30-day trial for Audible! You can get a free audiobook!

022 Bird Without Wings / Career Path Vs Career Path

Sat, 05 Dec 2015 02:24:55 -0000

In today's episode, Piers just about makes Erik cry with the most depressing podcast pitch yet. Then Erik just about makes Piers cry with the most reasonable, responsible podcast pitch yet. Hey; have a great weekend, listeners. You deserve it!!

021 New Identities With Piers And Erik / Do We Have A Foot Fetish Yet?

Thu, 03 Dec 2015 19:42:54 -0000

ALERT WARNING CAUTION THERE IS A COUGH IN THIS EPISODE THAT BEGINS AT 9m16.647s AND ENDS AT 9m17.204s THE OFFENDING PARTIES DEEPLY REGRET THIS COUGH AND HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE THEM ALERTE AVERTISSEMENT ATTENTION IL YA UNE TOUX DANS CET EPISODE QUI COMMENCE A 9m16.647s ET SE TERMINE A 9m17.204s LES COUPABLES REGRETTE PROFONDEMENT LA TOUX ET ESPERE QUE VOUS POUVEZ LEUR PARDONNER

020 Two Hot And Sexy Dads / Plagiarism: The Podcast

Thu, 03 Dec 2015 01:56:59 -0000

In today's episode, Piers has an idea that has probably formed the basis of at least a few '80s comedies, and Erik has decided to just outright steal ideas from people who are actually funny.

019 History... Improved? / Terrier Tales

Wed, 02 Dec 2015 01:59:25 -0000

In this episode, Erik has an idea for a podcast about... something? He forgets. Luckily, it's extremely clear what Piers has to offer today. Some might say too clear, actually.

018 Nothing Gets Past This Guy / We Review Other More Famous Podcasts

Mon, 30 Nov 2015 19:41:47 -0000

In which Piers presents a special game for fancy liars, and Erik breaks his one rule about referencing podcasts that are better than this one.

017 Facebook Improv Game / Trap Kings

Fri, 27 Nov 2015 20:24:22 -0000

In which Erik suggests a strange game, and Piers suggests some setting some strange man-traps. Which podcast will win? Will any of these podcasts ever win? Stay tuned, true believers.

016 Fireplace Podcast / TV Bagel

Thu, 26 Nov 2015 21:24:49 -0000

In which Piers thinks that listening to fire is fun (it is very relaxing), and Erik thinks that a changing the name of another podcast makes an original idea.

015 Audiobiography With Piers And Erik / Wireless Netiquette

Wed, 25 Nov 2015 21:51:23 -0000

Erik digs into our personal histories to an uncomfortable and boring extent, while Piers tries to make the real world as polite and friendly a place as the internet.

014 The Fall / Quitting Smoking With Piers And Erik

Wed, 25 Nov 2015 02:22:12 -0000

WARNING! DO NOT TRY AT HOME! BOTH OF THE PITCHES IN TODAY'S EPISODE ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! PIERS AND ERIK ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS IN BOTH FALLING ETERNALLY AND SMOKING TOBACCO CIGARETTES! STAY ALERT AND STAY SAFE!

013 Whose Mail Is It? Part Two: It's Piers' Mail / Where's The Beef?

Tue, 24 Nov 2015 02:17:32 -0000

Erik's idea today is a sequel to the fan-favourite all-time-classic Whose Mail Is It?, but Piers gives him a run for his money with what is simultaneously our most disgusting AND our most terrifying podcast pitch yet.

012 Dream Police / I Actually Have A Dream-Related One Too

Sat, 21 Nov 2015 01:42:02 -0000

Wow! In this "dream" of an episode, both Piers AND Erik have "dream"-themed ideas! And they're pretty much the same thing! Which one is slightly better? Tune in to find out! Don't "sleep" on it!

011 Movie Trivia With Piers And Erik / Freegan And Sarik

Fri, 20 Nov 2015 02:07:28 -0000

Hey everybody. Erik here, writing this description. Usually we type something funny here that kind of hints at what's going to happen in the episode, but I just can't because I'm hung up on spelling right now. I have no clue how to spell "Freegan and Sarak". I'm really sorry that it looks so weird. Piers is always yelling at me off-mic about how I never title my podcast pitches but "Freegan and Sarik" is absolute nonsense and so I feel vindicated now. Obviously it is a pun of sorts on Tegan and Sara, because he knows they're one of my favourite bands, but it has nothing to do with them other than the title vaguely rhyming with their band name, and Sarik is not now, nor has it ever been, a name. So should I spell it Sarak, because it's Sara but with a K? Or Serik, because it's Erik but with an S? I compromised and I feel like it's the worst of both worlds. I deeply apologize to you all. Follow us on twitter and instagram and email us thanks for reading god bless.

010 Don't Mess With My Bread And Butter / Erik Plays A Prank On Piers Every Week

Thu, 19 Nov 2015 02:13:14 -0000

On today's episode, Piers has an idea so stupid that we're embarrassed to even describe it here. Meanwhile, Erik drops the facade and doesn't even pretend he's doing anything other than outright antagonizing his friend and co-host. Our dumbest episode yet, guaranteed!

009 Travel Blogcast With Piers And Erik / I'm At Starbucks, Where Are You?

Wed, 18 Nov 2015 04:48:48 -0000

Hop on into another sublime episode with Piers and Erik! Join us as we take you on a magical journey from one multi-billion dollar coffee conglomerate to another, fuelled by your generous donations of course!

008 Sore Loser / We're Both Very Opinionated People

Tue, 17 Nov 2015 02:36:25 -0000

In today's episode, Piers decides to be a giant whiny baby and Erik gets extremely angry over nothing. But don't worry, it's a lot less hostile than we're making it out it be. We're still very good friends. You can't see it because of the auditory nature of this medium, but we're both grinning ear to ear for the entirety of the episode.

007 We Become Crime-Fighting Vigilantes/Ted Talks

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 20:12:11 -0000

Erik wants to drop a dime on the world of crime, but Piers is too tied up talking about trapping Teds for a talk of some type.

006 Pretty Pretty Sailor Moon Boys/Talking Shit About Celebrities Who Have Recently Died

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 01:27:19 -0000

This week its Sailor Moon fandom against bad mouthing the recently deceased. Which podcast is more entertaining? Will either win? Tune in to find out.

005 Erik Learns How To Play The Violin / Practice Makes Perfect

Wed, 11 Nov 2015 21:03:08 -0000

Erik learns how to play the violin because Piers knows how to play the violin and he's teaching Erik how to play the violin. Piers learns how to play the piano and doesn't teach Erik how to play the piano.

004 Today's Special / We Recite Pi In Unison

Tue, 10 Nov 2015 18:40:52 -0000

Piers has an exciting idea about grocery store flyers and Erik has a somehow even more exciting idea about Pi. If only they could both win...

003 Shameful Sexual Fantasies / Let's Get Outta Here

Sun, 08 Nov 2015 06:47:16 -0000

This episode, Erik breaks new ground in crossing boundaries and Piers breaks new ground in weird crap that doesn't make any sense.

002 Quest For Cryptids / Whose Mail Is It?

Sun, 08 Nov 2015 02:04:38 -0000

Piers has an exciting monster-themed adventure lined up and Erik invades his friend's privacy in a major way.

001 Getting An Interview With Steven Spielberg / Creme Hooray!

Sun, 08 Nov 2015 01:14:29 -0000

In the very first episode of Podcast Vs Podcast (wow how historic!), Erik has some vague questions for Steven Spielberg and Piers wants to gorge himself on creme brulee like the disgusting pig he is.