Today on Roll and Move we're playing Five Nights at Freddy's: Pizzeria Panic, a community mod for Table Top Simulator based off of the ever-popular Five Nights at Freddy's franchise. Doesn't sound to bad right? Well, we're happy to say that this game is sure to be a wonderful addition to your family game night... or it'll make you want to tear your skin off...

One of those two, we forget which...

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Stop right there heretical scum! Nobody breaks the sabbath on our watch!

Anything short of living the life of a monk just isn't going to cut it today... Today on Roll and Move we're taking a look at one of the oldest board games ever made, The Mansion of Happiness. This antique roll and move is all about being on your best behavior while trying to make your way around the path of righteousness set before you, so we'll just have to see how far we get!

Join us as we try to get through this review on good works alone!

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We're back from the dead! As you know, we've been dealing with shipping issues and boardgame logistics the past couple of weeks. If you're curious check out our Kickstarter page for the slew of updates that we've churned out!

But right now let's talk a little bit about pirating! No, we're not referring to Napster or Pirate Bay, or any other torrenting website. We're talking about setting sail on the seven seas and getting up to no good! Frankly, this is something we've never done, but thankfully there's a board game for that!

Pegleg is a card game about crude solutions to amputations and also pirating... it's also really bad. Is it possible that this game has less going for it than Go Fish? You'll have to walk the plank with us to find out!

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We're playing the California Raisins matching game, and for the first time, you're going to hear it played LIVE during the recording of the show... Sounds bizarre? Don't think it will work? You think Jeff will vomit up some of the cards he ate?

There's only one way to find out! Listen in now!

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That's right, we here at RDG have Pac Man Fever, and there's only one prescription that we know of! It's time to grab the nearest boardgame themed after the thing we're talking about and hope that scratches the itch!

Join us as we play Buffalo Games' Pac-Man: The Board Game.

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Today we're playing Hope's Peak Academy: Danganronpa Board Game! How will we ever pack all of the lore of Danganronpa into a 50-minute board game review? It's a herculean task, but we're down for the challenge!

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Today we are indeed opening that big box. What will we find? A legitimately good tile exploration game? A bunch of empty space due to poor packaging? Only one way to find out!

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Oh, what the heck, we'll tell you anyway! Super Doctor is an educational board game made on Table Top Simulator. How educational is it? How many patients did we wind up killing in our playthrough of the game?

All valid questions, and the only way to find out is by listening to today's episode!

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No, it's not a podcast about sorting breath mints. Today we're taking a look at an updated version of the 300 BC Classic, Tic-Tac-Toe! Get ready for a cat's game like no other.

What if you took the blockbuster SMASH hit, Titanic and then you removed all the characters, replaced them with mice, cheese and added a mechanic where you can intentionally kill your fellow vermin passengers!? That's what the classic game, Abandon Ship is trying to...

What do you mean you don't want to play another Reiner Knizia game? Where are you going? Come back!!

A failed Kickstarter? Obscure theme? Mint Juleps?

We're in

Today the RaM boys take a look at Unlock! a room escape card game that tries to capture the essence of you arguing with your significant other over how to turn a combination lock.

Hey kids! Have you ever wondered about the sexual fetishization of being digested?!? No? Well let me tell you all about it! We can only break these barriers down by normalizing a really cool and neat subsection of society!

It's gone viral.

Join the RaM gang as they try to squeeze in an episode as wild fires surround Tom's home!

Who's behind it all? Will Jeff and Garrett split off from Tom when he is at his most vulnerable? Tune in to today's episode of Roll and Move to find out!

Unless your name is Alfred N.

Tune in to find out!

Today the boys take a look at the self proclaimed game of "political satire at its finest"... and one could argue that not a single word from "game" to "finest" is honest... but maybe that makes the word "political" true by default.

Wait. Is this game brilliant?

All Rise is live on Kickstarter! Check it out!

Please DO check out All Rise on KS until July 16th!

We have funded! You can still pick up a copy of All Rise for $19!

Also be sure to check out ALL RISE now on Kickstarter!

Today the RDG boys take a look at Cosplay Girlfriend the art joke piece that gets in bed with otakus and weebs and then takes dead aim at them. Do the jokes land? How long do you commit to the bit before it gets old? Wanna hear the story behind the RDG boys meeting Lavar Burton? Will the gang EVER release All Rise on Kickstarter? Tune in to find out!

But If there's anything that the RDG boys learn in this episode, it's that just like love and laughter, shitty board games can be found around the world...

Get Shrekt.

But most importantly: Pikachu is king. Yes Pokémon rule the minds of adolescence and the wallets of parents across the globe. And what better way to capitalize on Pokémania than by making a roll and move board game that destroys friendships with furious take that mechanics?!?

Today we pull up our spandex and jump in from the top rope into a game that combines rock paper scissors, WAR, and John Cena. This has got to be the quintessential RAM fodder... right? Well as you know this is scripted, and spoiler alert the game won us over... but you can't miss out on the high flying drama and action of that unfolding can you?

Prepare to get punished by the Gatekeeper from Nightmare, one of many games in the Atmosfear series that utilized cutting edge technology (VHS) to deliver the most thematic and terrifying setting a board game possibly can while leaning on roll and move mechanisms.

Fortunately for the RAM crew, one of those fans decided to make an actual roll and moved themed board game for crazy people like us who seek out obscure and weird and bad and painful entertainment. Listen in and find out how you too can cut up a calendar to make a totally rad video game adaptation!

Well have no fear! Luigi knows exactly how you feel! And now you can show your friends and family just what it feels like too with Luigi's Mediocre Party! An awkward roll and move game where you're just trying to get out of the party without anyone noticing you were even there to begin with... and also in the Mario universe?

Letsa GO!

Today the RDG boys follow their government mandated shelter in place orders and play a virtual version of the quintessential RAM game. Ready for the rules? Roll a die and move that many spaces! Thank God the rabid online fans took some time to implement some sweet aesthetic changes to make this a can't miss episode!

Today the RDG boys take a look at Choose Your Own Adventure the board game... which is eerily similar to Choose Your Own Adventure... the books... so just choose which way you want to be given the illusion of choice!

But wait there's more!!! The boys also go off on a really long tangent about the virtues of dice vs. cards! Just pay S&H!

All of that and more! Today on Roll and Move!

In other words, sounds like a good time to stay inside and play board games. But since we're on the subject of government-mandated actions, let's talk a little bit about government-mandated thought! Today on Roll and Move, the RDG boys play the 1960's Cold War-era classic "Propaganda" by WFF 'N PROOF Games.

An educational game designed to teach the tenants of communication and the flaws in certain strains of logic, Propaganda is all about calling out logical fallacies when you see/hear them. Sounds interesting? Good. So strap in and have a listen... Only an idiot wouldn't (ad hominem).

All of these questions and more will be answered on the grand finale of THREE DAYS UNTIL RETIREMENT!

And be sure to stay tuned to the end of this supersized episode to here the RDG boys FINALLY rate the game!

Want to follow along? Check out this week's episode of Roll and Move!

Today, Thomas and Jeff assume the identity of washed-up cops, Bronkus McHardface and Sleepy Napsicle in the role-playing game, Three Days to Retirement. Do these two officers have what it takes to save the city and navigate a minefield of missing organs and belligerent nurses!? Find out on this episode of Roll and Move!

It's a message from the chief, and when the chief wants to talk one on one, it's NEVER a good thing...

Feel invested? Good! Today on Roll and Move Thomas and Garrett spend a little alone time creating a character for the Role Playing Game, Three Days Until Retirement by DIOXIN DUMP. If you're a fan of cop dramas and police tropes, boy are you in luck!

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the prelude to what's sure to be a ridiculous play-through of a ridiculous RPG!

Pun Intended is a party game created by The Game Chef that's intended for 4-12 players with an ungodly 60 minute playing time (Thankfully, we don't think it would take anyone nearly that long to rattle off a couple of puns to their friend).

Join the Rough Draft Games crew as we plow through a hastily made party game and talk esoterically about the nature of comedy and laughter all the while vomiting up wordplay. Right about now would be a good time to close with another pun, but quite frankly we're sick of them and you probably are too...

Marriage! Divorce! Steamy Bead and Breakfasts! Death! World class story telling! Daniel reappears! Just some of the things we are saying about this episode we did. Our first ever foray into possibly role-playing but only maybe.

WTF does that mean? Listen in and find out!

Cool your jets, big guy. Today we plan to add to answer such pressing questions! On today's episode of Roll and Move the boys sit down and look back at the last 25 episodes of the show. We'll discuss where things went right, where things went wrong, and everything in between.

Today the boys play Five Fingered Severance, where the name of the game is to steal and slack off as much as possible until you are eventually fired. With a theme like that, it's sure to be a light romp of fun quick gameplay! But with a show like ours, you know that last sentence is sure to be bullshit.

On a completely unrelated note, Today we're playing 3 to 4 headed monster! A social deduction microgame by Tasty Minstral Games. You would think it wouldn't be so bad because it's not as long as the baseball stuff I was talking about earlier... Well.

Why don't you have a listen and find out for yourself on today's episode of Roll and Move.

On today's episode of Roll and Move, we play "Pimps and Ho's", a game published by Weaver Games whose designer has left themselves anonymous. The Monopoly-esque game has players fighting over control of the local 'red light district offerings' dealing with run-ins with the local jail, visiting a seedy health clinic, and dealing with the mob boss who controls it all. Listen in to find out more about this raunchy riot of a game!

Today on Roll and Move, we take a look at the micro-game The Lords of Rock: Mosh Pit produced by SolarFlare Games. For those unfamiliar, micro games are supposed to be short, sweet, and easy to play... But would we be playing anything on this show that goes the way it's supposed to? So kick back, have a listen as we explore the wonderful worlds of ancient mythology and musically accompanied pit pushing.

Now stop thinking of Interstellar and start thinking about the board game Dark & Dangerous Skies by Family Pastimes.

On this episode of Roll and Move the boys are back in town, and we're playing a game by possibly what we're brazenly declaring to be one of the most overlooked board game designers of all time: Jim Deacove. Strap in and have a listen because it's going to be a loooong ride back to Earth.

Today on Roll and Move, The RDG boys test the underlying and unspoken connections that exist between them as they play through The Compatability Game! If you think this sounds a little bit like the Newlywed Game, you're definitely not alone! And much like the Newlywed Game, this board game is also hazardous to budding relationships. Will our relationship stand the test of time!? Or is it time to start liquidating the LLC? Listen in to find out!

Today on Roll and Move, there are surprisingly ZERO repurposed Dirty Harry quotes as we play the DVD game based off the hit show: Deal or No Deal! Will we walk away with a million dollars? Or lose EVERYTHING? Tune in to find out!

Want to know what it is? Only one way to find out! Strap in, and have a listen as the RDG boys once again dance around the minefield of navigating anything related to today's politics!

You know what game really didn't need to be made kid friendly? Space Alert! You know what game the team over at Smart Lab tried to make kid friendly? Space Alert! Let's see what happens when you give an brutally punishing game to a bunch of 8 year olds!

If you can't already tell, today's entry is going to be a little confusing, and that's not just because the board game we're looking at is highly rated! Today's game is often confused for the video game franchise of the same name, and even had to change its name to avoid a lawsuit!

So kick back, relax, and try to get your Rampage's straight on this episode of Roll and Move!

Too one-sided? Okay, how about they have to solve the entire planetary conflict with 6 dice and repetitive rolling mechanics? Yeah! Now we're cooking with fire!

On this episode of Roll and Move we man the front lines to give a scrupulous rating to Wiggles 3D's very own, Army vs. Aliens dice game! Yes, it is another dice game, but this time around we get to make independence day references! Strap in and listen up for an out of this world episode!

Today the boys over at Rough Draft Games sit down with Northstar Games' More Dude! Yes, it is a sequel, and yes, you will be saying the word dude a lot. If that's not your thing, don't worry, the game is only 5 minutes long.

But hey, that's all just like OUR opinion man. To see what you think, pull up a seat, kick back and have a little bit of a listen!

Today on Roll and Move, the boys over at Rough Draft Games metaphorically bludgeon each other to death in the middle of the squared circle while playing the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Dice Game! So grab a ringside seat and listen in, to see who comes out on top!

You might want to let them eat your brains.

On today's episode of Roll and Move, we take a look at The Walking Dead "Don't Look Back" Dice Game. It's the only Walking Dead game where Rick can stab his own son, Carl, with a knife! Come and join us as we roll some dice and try our darndest to escape the hordes of flesh-eating ZOMBOS.

Today on Roll and Move, the RDG crew takes aim at the very real and not so topical Hasbro Game: Flip Challenge! Water Bottle not included*

Join the RDG crew as we take aim at the Powerpuff Girls: Saving the World Before Bedtime on this episode of Roll and Move. We can't guarantee it's going to be pretty, but we can guarantee that it will be better than the awful reboot of the show.

RIP girls... RIP.

In this episode, the RDG crew takes a look at the Stranger Things: Eggo Card Game. It's got quite possibly some of the best design and theme elements that we've ever seen in a game! It's also got the ethical packaging standards of a used car salesman from hell! So strap in and join us as we explore the world of breakfast food and Stranger Things!

Today we're not only looking at a football game that does quite a good job of balancing simple mechanics with short and snappy gameplay, but it also lets you tackle cyborg football players so hard that you end their career early. Say hello to Battleball, Quite possibly one of the best Hasbro games we've ever played. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the cathartic mayhem!

On this episode of Roll and Move, your favorite crew over at Rough Draft Games takes a look at Fishing Camp! Join us as we exchange stories of the great outdoors and explore the pressing question of why anyone would want to make a board game centered around an activity like fishing!

Hold on tight, because this episode is a lunker!

We're not quite sure if it's the inability to enter the game until you roll a 6, or if it's the aneurysm-inducing POP of the "dice agitator" but there's something about the game that really eats away at your will to go on.

Luckily, it turns out that all ya gotta do to fix it is throw on a Harry Potter theme on it and call it a day! Join us, as we take a look at the Triwizard Mage Game and flex our knowledge of Harry Potter Trivia and our undying love and devotion to the series that refuses to die!

What's even better is we've got just the board game for you...

Designed by clinical psychologists to help children learn how to let go, Garrett somehow got his hands on a board game that has yet to be listed on Board Game Geek. Strap in and get some tissues ready guys, because we're all going to be hurting in more way than one by the time this is all over.

On this episode of Roll and Move the RDG boys explore Shark Tank! The game that lets players live out their power move fantasies by shaming would be entrepreneurs and sinking money into doomed business models.

Will The Hamboard gain traction? Can Daryl pitch the ultimate novelty bobber? Will Mark and Barb finally make-out?!? Find out on this episode of Roll and Move!

Well, the time has finally come!

What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar? subtitled "The Original Game of Minor Skill and Major Will" takes the classic advertising jingle and pointlessly slaps it on a party game. Join the RDG boys as we sit down and express our brand loyalty while playing this bizarre yet surprisingly well-rounded game!

On this episode of Roll and Move, we sit down with Zombies!!! The Card Game, and slog through yet another entry into the massively oversaturated market of games featuring the iconic undead antagonists.

Join us today for some fun, some misery, and of course... Some BRAINS...

Alien Hotshots thought this was an odd prerequisite, and even went so far as to revolutionize the very concept of what could be a game.

In today's episode: the RDG boys misattribute quotes to famous Civil War generals, reminisce on childhood cartoons, and try to find out if there is any inherit value in designing a game around the mechanics of War (Spoiler Alert: NO!!!). If this is the Gold Seal of conflict in gaming, I think the Eurogames may have finally won the war

Survey says... No.

Join us in this episode as we take a closer look at a game that heavily "borrows" from Family Feud and yet, still insists on using those headache inducing red-decoder screens. This fun train truly has no brakes.

On this episode of Roll and Move the boys over at Rough Draft Games unearth the secrets behind the Desperate Housewives Dirty Laundry Game.

What will we discover about our cheerful suburban neighbors? Perhaps they have a hidden fetish involving baked beans? Maybe they compulsively hoard old bread ties? Well the answer is "yes" because those are both actual cards in the game!

Sit back strap in, and get ready for all nearby cats to be let out of their bags.

Today on Roll and Move The Rough Draft Games Crew picks up an old classic published by Atlas Games. Spammers is a pre-Munchkin "take that" game, in which you build up nefarious scams to dupe the general public and waste their time and money. On a TOTALLY unrelated note, be sure to keep your eyes peeled for the All Rise Kickstarter approaching in the coming months. For now, kick back, relax and scam some marks with us brother.