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<language>en-GB</language><itunes:author>Siôn (Scary Outside)</itunes:author>
<description><![CDATA[Weekly comedy podcasts!

Currently, we have two main podcast series:
1. Two Old Men in a Shed : Join Alfred and Geoffrey as they forget their show notes and talk about life, ducks and whatever they can remember.  A bi-weekly show that will make you laugh, think and hope you don't become as old as Geoffrey!

2. Me Me Me Magazine: A bi-weekly magazine that will give you fashion advice that you never knew that you didn't need.  Also join Auntie May, our Agony Aunt who we employed because she was the oldest.  We also have weekly stories that unbelievable and probably not true, but who cares!  Finally, join or magazines for special offers on products that you'll never need!

Support us on Patreon:
https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743]]></description>
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<itunes:name>Siôn (Scary Outside)</itunes:name>
<itunes:email>iamllewelyn@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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<item><title>S1E19 - Two Old Men in a Shed - The False-Teeth Mystery</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2020 00:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:15:37</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>What happens when false-teeth go missing in a kissing incident?</itunes:subtitle>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>Scary Outside Comedy Podcasts are back! 
With a new Thursday release schedule!
Including episodes of Two Old Men in a Shed, Crazy Stories, and Comedy Sketches!</p>
<p>The Two Old Men in a shed; Geoffrey and Alfred are back!  This time Geoffrey has a story about how Doris lost her teeth in an attempted kiss!  This episode includes bus drivers, false-legs and Geoffrey annoying Alfred once again!</p>
<p>Support the podcast at Patreon here:
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743" rel="nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743</a></p>
<p>By Siôn at ScaryOutside
<a href="http://www.scaryoutside.com" rel="nofollow">www.scaryoutside.com</a></p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Two Old Men in a Shed - The False-Teeth Mystery</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E20 - Crazy Stories - I Had a Sex Toy in Me for 10 Years</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2020 08:19:42 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:09:21</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Was Sex Better or Worse?</itunes:subtitle>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>Scary Outside Comedy Podcasts!
Every Thursday, we release funny episodes of Two Old Men in a Shed, Crazy Stories and Comedy Sketches!</p>
<p>Today on Crazy Stories:
Sex was boring, nobody turned her on, until one innocent accident changed her world!</p>
<p>Support the podcast at Patreon here:
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743" rel="nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743</a></p>
<p>By Siôn at ScaryOutside
<a href="http://www.scaryoutside.com" rel="nofollow">www.scaryoutside.com</a></p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Crazy Stories - I Had a Sex Toy in Me for 10 Years</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E21 - Two Old Men in a Shed - Geoffrey's Birthday</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2020 23:00:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:14:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Alfred plans a surprise birthday for Geoffrey - What can go wrong?</itunes:subtitle>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>Scary Outside Comedy Podcasts!
Every Thursday, we release funny episodes of Two Old Men in a Shed, Crazy Stories and Comedy Sketches!</p>
<p>Today on Two Men in a Shed
Geoffrey hates surprises, unfortunately, Alfred has forgotten this important fact! See what happens when Geoffrey arrives at the shed to record the podcast!</p>
<p>Support the podcast at Patreon here:
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743" rel="nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743</a></p>
<p>By Siôn at ScaryOutside
<a href="http://www.scaryoutside.com" rel="nofollow">www.scaryoutside.com</a></p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Two Old Men in a Shed - Geoffrey's Birthday</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E22 - Crazy Stories - I Can Talk To Ducks</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2020 23:01:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:09:23</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Oh Really? I can't believe this story!</itunes:subtitle>
<link>https://scary-outside.pinecast.co/episode/89e361fdeadc43c9/crazy-stories-i-can-talk-to-ducks</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>Scary Outside Comedy Podcasts!
Every Thursday, we release funny episodes of Two Old Men in a Shed, Crazy Stories and Comedy Sketches!</p>
<p>Today on Crazy Stories:
Some weird guy talks about his connection to animals.  How he always had a deeper connection to animals than to humans.  This is how he learnt to speak to ducks.</p>
<p>Support the podcast at Patreon here:
<a href="https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743" rel="nofollow">https://www.patreon.com/bePatron?u=21594743</a></p>
<p>By Siôn at ScaryOutside
<a href="http://www.scaryoutside.com" rel="nofollow">www.scaryoutside.com</a></p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Crazy Stories - I Can Talk To Ducks</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E23 - Two Old Men Unscripted - Return from Lock-down Part 1</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2020 10:52:20 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:15:38</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Geoffrey and Alfred are back from self-confinement - Now UNSCRIPTED</itunes:subtitle>
<link>https://scary-outside.pinecast.co/episode/9cd08010e6a14d85/two-old-men-unscripted-return-from-lock-down-part-1</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>After being locked away with no phone and no internet for months, Geoffrey is back to visit Alfred and record a podcast in his shed!   How did he entertain himself during this time?  He probably doesn't know.</p>
<p>Now, the Two Old Men in a Shed series of Scary Outside podcasts are completely unscripted and not-live!</p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-4a4150</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Scary Outside Podcast.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Two Old Men Unscripted - Return from Lock-down Part 1</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E24 - Brian's Neighbourhood Watch - Now Unscripted</title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2020 21:04:00 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:11:26</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Brian is back! Now unscripted and not-live!</itunes:subtitle>
<link>https://scary-outside.pinecast.co/episode/0d73962044324a97/brian-s-neighbourhood-watch-now-unscripted</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>Brian and a wonderful selection of his neighbours are back!<br>
This is a multi-character fictional comedy show, part of the Scary Outside podcasts.
In this show Brian spies on his neighbours, all of them weird, wonderful and mostly weird characters.</p>
<p>Now, the Scary Outside comedy podcast shows are unscripted!  Might be forever, who knows? Well, I should, but I don't!</p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>
<p>Check out our podcasting host, <a href="https://pinecast.com" rel="nofollow">Pinecast</a>. Start your own podcast for free, no credit card required, forever. If you decide to upgrade, use coupon code <strong>r-4a4150</strong> for 40% off for 4 months, and support Scary Outside Podcast.</p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Brian's Neighbourhood Watch - Now Unscripted</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E25 - Brian's Neighbourhood Watch - Now Unscripted</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2020 10:31:34 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:09:05</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Brian is back - Again! Now unscripted and not-live!</itunes:subtitle>
<link>https://scary-outside.pinecast.co/episode/218237ad53324a8b/brian-s-neighbourhood-watch-now-unscripted</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>Brian and a wonderful selection of his neighbours are back!  - Again! 
This is a multi-character fictional comedy show, part of the Scary Outside podcasts.
In this show Brian spies on his neighbours, all of them weird, wonderful and mostly weird characters.</p>
<p>Now, the Scary Outside comedy podcast shows are STILL unscripted!  Might be forever, who knows? Well, I should, but I don't!</p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Brian's Neighbourhood Watch - Now Unscripted</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E26 - How To Come Up With New Character Voices</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:24:06 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:11:51</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>A Very unserious discussion by myself and myself</itunes:subtitle>
<link>https://scary-outside.pinecast.co/episode/1badfbb382fb4ca9/how-to-come-up-with-new-character-voices</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>Here is a very unscripted talk by me, Siôn, about how I come up with all of my characters and character voices.
The talk is done through various character voices that have either already been created by myself or are created during the talk.</p>
<p>The talk in unscripted and unplanned and sounds it.</p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>How To Come Up With New Character Voices</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>S1E27 - Two Old Men Unscripted - Return from Lock-down Part 1.5</title>
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<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:41:57 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:13:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>Alfred is back with another update, but where is Geoffrey- Still UNSCRIPTED</itunes:subtitle>
<link>https://scary-outside.pinecast.co/episode/b760c20f5e1a4d7e/two-old-men-unscripted-return-from-lock-down-part-1-5</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>After another lock-down, Alfred is back, but where is Geoffrey?
Unfortunately, there is some very bad news with Geoffrey.</p>
<p>Alfred talks about his own experience during lockdown and escaping his wife, and at the end of the episode their is a surprise visitor? Who can it be?</p>
<p>Whoopy-Doo!</p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>]]></description>
<itunes:title>Two Old Men Unscripted - Return from Lock-down Part 1.5</itunes:title>
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<itunes:season>1</itunes:season>
<itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode>
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<item><title>A Presentation on the History and Emotional Connection of Walls</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2020 11:55:30 -0000</pubDate>

<itunes:duration>00:05:11</itunes:duration>
<itunes:subtitle>By Professor Erwin Wallslurp</itunes:subtitle>
<link>https://scary-outside.pinecast.co/episode/1cc49af0ff04494a/a-presentation-on-the-history-and-emotional-connection-of-walls</link>
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<description><![CDATA[<h1>Episode Notes</h1>
<p>A very special bonus episode.
We are proud to welcome Professor Erwin WallSlurp, who gives a special talk on the history of walls, as well as the emotional and physical connection that we can get from them.</p>
<p>Support Scary Outside Podcast by donating to their Tip Jar: <a href="https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside" rel="payment nofollow">https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/scary-outside</a></p>]]></description>
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