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S2E16 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 16 (Final) - Beyond II

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0000

We made it to the end! Thank you for sticking with us while we worked through this wonderful nonsense and thank you for the support! Y'all rule and Jorge kinda rules.

Find the pictures for chapter 16 here!

S2E15 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 15 - Beyond I

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0000

https://twitter.com/aliasparia/status/1403420634412109832?s=20

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S2E14 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 14 - Desolation Row

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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S2E13 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 13 - The Enemy

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This chapter is like... 40% plane fighting and I wish I could say it helped make taking notes easier but it sure didn't!

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S2E12 - Jorge Chapter 12 - Rhinoceros Beetle

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Simultaneously the best and worst chapter of this fucking book.

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S2E11 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 11 - Gremlin

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Better late than never am I right Patrons?

Damn that's the first show-notes from Patreon that doesn't really work for this. Enjoy, non-patrons, for whom this is just on time

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S2E10 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 10 - The H.G. Wells

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Nothing like more Jorge! This chapter is fucking GOOD.

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S2E9 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 9 - Cliff

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Jorge time time for Jorge! This book is good but also god-awful.

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S2E8 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 8 - Nero Nero Island

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 14:00:00 -0000

I hate this book so fucking much. I love reading it and think it's a lot of fun and all that good stuff but goddamn does it make me mad sometimes. At least Joji is back this month!

Shout out to H.G. Wells.

Find the pictures for chapter 8 here!

S2E7 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 7 - Airplanes

Wed, 25 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0000

I honestly don't even know what to say about this one besides "It sure was a chapter ♥♥♥♥"

I miss Joji.

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S2E6 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 6: The Island

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0000

I love the Joji half of this book this nonsense is the fucking best. Should out to The Funniest Valentine. And Kouji. And all three of the Grand Blue dolphins.

Y'all like four dimensional constructs existing in three dimensional space? We sure don't.

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S2E5 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 5 - The Box

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Big content warnings for physical abuse, emotional abuse, and attempted suivide for this one

Sorry for the long wait for this one! That is just how 2020 be. Chapter 6 will be up later this week.

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S2E4 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 4 - Morioh

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0000

The squeaky chair from the main feed makes its return. This chapter was SO much information to distill. You'd think I'd be the one to hate it since I take the notes but c'est la vie.

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S2E3 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 3 - Wounds

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Episode 2 of our Jorge Joestar recap covering Chapter 3: Wounds. We start looking at the pictures from the light novel in this one!

Find the pictures for chapter 3 here!

S2E2 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 2 - Nishi Akatsuki

Wed, 21 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Episode 2 of our Jorge Joestar recap covering Chapter 2: Nishi Akatsuki. Fucking Panlandia is too fuck. I love this book.

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S2E1 - Jorge Joestar Chapter 1 - Tuskumojuku

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Episode one of our Jorge Joestar Recap Podcast covering chapter 1: Tsukumojuku! We're trying to go with this being edit light, so please provide feedback on how you like it and if this format seesm good for y'all in the discord or in the comments on this post!

Find the pictures for chapter 1 here!

S1E76 - 76 - The End of Stand Off!

Wed, 05 May 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This is it! The end. The finale! Thank you all for sticking with us to the end and follow us on twitter to see if we do any more content now that we're free from this herculean task.

Matchups:

King Crimson VS Weather Report

Tusk VS Made In Heaven

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S1E75 - 75 - Sorry for the Part 6 Spoilers They Can't be Helped

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0000

If GER = {1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, ...} & TA4 = {1, 1.01, 1.001, 1.001, ..., 1.999...} which is the bigger infinite set?

Yes I relearned set notation for this stupid bit what of it? I probably wrote something wrong too and I will not accept criticism.

Matchups:

Gold Experience Requiem VS Tusk

Stone Free VS Made in Heaven

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S1E74 - 74 - #IRememberFigureItOut

Wed, 21 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0000

NIckelodeon game show brain. I knew this episode would break my heart so I just tried to hold off from talking match-ups for as long as possible and it's honestly fantastic content.

Matchups:

King Crimson VS C-Moon

Weather Report VS White Snake

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S1E73 - 73 - Is it Funny to Make an "End of Act 5" Joke if I'm Editing this on Homestuck Day?

Wed, 14 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This is it! The end of round 5! Next round is in the quarter finals so that means just three episodes after this one! I can't believe we've made it this far without killing each other.

I'm so sorry about the title but my brain is melting and I don't know how to be funny anymore.

Matchups:

Killer Queen VS Stone Free

Paisley Park VS Made in Heaven

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S1E72 - 72 - No Part 6 in This One, Ironically Enough

Wed, 07 Apr 2021 14:00:00 -0000

I'm sorry for all the Final Fantasy XIV talk but I just finished Shadowbringers (well, finished it the night after this was recorded) and it's all I'm capable of thinking about anymore.

Matchups:

Gold Experience Requiem VS Metallica

Tusk VS Doggy Style

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S1E71 - 71 - The Give-up Arc Continues

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 14:00:00 -0000

I hope you like vague references to Baoh and Death Stranding with a heaping helping of us not knowing what to do with ourselves anymore!

Matchups:

Mandom VS Weather Report

Whitesnake VS Hey Ya!

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S1E70 - 70 - Welcome to the Pucci Round

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Is there a word for what comes before the quarter finals or do people not care about that? Is it sweet sixteen or something? Should we have done a bit about March Madness? Who can say.

And as for the title: Pucci is about 1/5th of the entrants in this round which is WILD. All three of his stands are still in which tracks but also feels weird.

Matchups:

King Crimson VS Kiss

Purple Haze VS C-Moon

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S1E69 - 69 - Q&A Episode!

Wed, 17 Mar 2021 14:00:00 -0000

In Stand Off! tradition we're taking a break between bracket rounds BUT don't want to leave you content-less this week. Enjoy hearing us answer listener questions and look forward to the return of normal episodes next week.

Matchups:

Kat & Kingdom VS Your Questions

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S1E68 - 68 - Poisoned by the OVA

Wed, 10 Mar 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Talking about two part 3 stands a few hours after watching the Dio's World arc of the original OVA was both a mistake and a great idea.

Q&A next week! Send us questions on twitter, to our email, or on discord!

Matchups:

Cream VS Paisley Park

Made in Heaven VS The Fool

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S1E67 - 67 - Bubungus :)

Wed, 03 Mar 2021 15:00:00 -0000

"Invisible Spin" implies that the spin in Part 7 was visible which.... I don't thin was true???? How do you see the concept of "spin"? Jojo's is very good.

We FINALLY get some good vamping this episode.

Speed King.jpg

Matchups:

Killer Queen VS Speed King

Stone Free VS Catch the Rainbow

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S1E66 - 66 - Peel Yourself Like an Apple

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Sorry about some of the audio issues in this one! I did my best to make it as good as it can be.

Funny Haley Joel Osment Sora voice.

Matchups:

Tusk VS Gold Experience

Green Green Grass of Home VS Doggy Style

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S1E65 - 65 - The Inherent Sacrelige of Steel Ball Run

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0000

The title is barely relevant to the episode but I'm tired.

Matchups:

Super Fly VS Gold Experience Requiem

Metallica VS In a Silent Way

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S1E64 - 64 - Jorge is Infesting the Main Feed

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0000

"i got frogs on ur $800 pants"

"YOU GOTYA WHA WYHA WYAHWH AHWY FROGS ON MY $800 BLUE PANTS?!"

Matchups:

Whitesnake VS Justice

Chariot Requiem VS Hey Ya!

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S1E63 - 63 - Which One Fucked?

Wed, 27 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0000

Stand Off! The only podcast where we ask the questions that even MATTER about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

I did my best to remove it but there's a bit of an echo though this one! Sorry 'bout that.

Matchups:

Mandom VS Spice Girl

Sky High VS Weather Report

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S1E62 - 62 - We Love a Spy Kids Related Tangent

Wed, 20 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0000

It's a long one!

Matchups:

Heaven's Door VS Purple Haze

C-Moon VS Oasis

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S1E61 - 61 - Is King Crimson the Monado?

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0000

We're back and more chaotic than ever! Here's hoping you like guests, Beyond Two Souls, and Ben 10 because that's what this episode is all about! We're on the train straight to the end of this podcast and there's no getting off now.

Matchups:

King Crimson VS Foo Fighters

Pearl Jam VS Kiss

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S1E60 - 60 - Sex Pistols Can Have Little a Salami as a Treat

Wed, 09 Dec 2020 15:00:00 -0000

We made it! Round three is over and we're into the home stretch! See Y'all in 2021 for the start of round 4!

Matchups:

Sex Pistols VS Made in Heaven

Tatoo You! VS The Fool

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S1E59 - 59 - Harvest is Kingdom's Bee Son

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 15:00:00 -0000

No thoughts only World of Warcraft: Shadowlands

Matchups:

Harvest VS Cream

Paisley Park VS Hierophant Green

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S1E58 - 58 - Magician's Red Spicy Chicken Sandwich Now Available at a KFC Near You

Wed, 25 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Gonna be honest all I can think of right now is World of Warcraft: Shadowlands and Postmodern Philosophy (unrelated) so I don't have anything good for the show notes. I was able to make one joke today and it's the episode title. Expect jokes to return next week (maybe).

Matchups:

20th Century Boy VS Catch the Rainbow

Stone Free VS Magician's Red

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S1E57 - 57 - Green Day Canon Feet

Wed, 18 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Did you know that the doman standoff.com costs $45,000? In unrelated news visit standoff.website.

This episode include a lot of off topic content and just raw chaos. As I'm typing these notes I said "I don't know why I'm in a mood today but I am" and I'll be damned if I wasn't definitely in a mood.

Matchups:

Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure VS Killer Queen (Part 4)

Green Day VS Speed King

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S1E56 - 56 - Talkin' 'Bout Going to Heaven

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0000

I really, really hate that Araki decided that you need 14 phrases to go to heaven it's WAY too close to nazi shit. It's certainly not, but it still feels bad to say out loud.

I feel like we talked about Zeno's Paradox being scary in the show notes last time but it sure is upsetting.

ALSO the new Pinecast doesn't let me separate the description into sections with underscores this sucks.

Matchups:

Marilyn Manson VS Green, Green Grass of Home

Doggy Style VS Kraftwerk

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S1E55 - 55 - Mining by ColinZ is a Song

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Diamond pick so heavy I feel like I'm holding a mountain....

The protagonist stands are gradually being whittled away. I wonder how the Tusk VS Gold Experience matchup is gonna go in a few months from now... we'll just have to wait and see

Matchups:

Tusk VS Soft & Wet

Gold Experience VS Civil War

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54.5 - Spooky Off!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Happy Halloween everyone! I have nothing to say about this one except that it's a wild fucking ride. Enjoy?

Apologies for any audio issues. We had to use Craig for this one and that bear is fickle.

Matchups:

Jack Skellington VS Thebestmaster

The Green M&M VS Count Chocula

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S1E54 - 54 - Doppio's Tantrum Continues to be Cool

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Yes we did the intro wrong I was not used to having a backlog for once. We finally managed to do an episode where we both DON'T sound exhausted at the same time which is truly wild.

Matchups:

Metallica VS Grateful Dead

In a Silent Way VS Cheap Trick

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S1E53 - 53 - Durst Facts 2: Still Durstin'

Wed, 14 Oct 2020 14:00:00 -0000

The promised return of Durst Facts is finally here!

It's actually real cool how Requiem Stands are really thematically meaningful. Makes me like them a lot more than I already did, which was a lot. Interior Zombified Alligator

Matchups:

Super Fly VS Achtung Baby

Gold Experience Requiem VS Limp Bizkit

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S1E52 - 52 - Chariot Requeim is a Persona Reference

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Chariot Requiem is a stand that ripped off Persona, a franchise that ripped off stands. Really makes you think.

Matchups:

White Album VS Chariot Requiem

Sticky Fingers VS Hey Ya!

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S1E51 - 51 - The One Where we Make a Runescape Reference

Wed, 30 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0000

It's astounding that even her in round 3 we can get matchups where both of the stands are just kind of "eh" to talk about.

Remember friends, now that it's autumn make sure to check for Les Feuilles under your leaves as you rake them. Throwing them in the garbage is inhumane.

Matchups:

White Snake VS Les Feuilles

Justice VS Tubular Bells

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S1E50 - 50 - My Dad Jobin

Wed, 23 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0000

The vibe rating for this episode is fucked up at best! Buth that's what makes it good!! I've let school and work and personal responsibilities kinda stack up on me so apologies if episodes are weird for a bit.

All the stands in this episode kinda suck except Weather Report though, though they're fun to bully.

Matchups:

Sky High VS Ozon Baby

Weather Report VS Fun Fun Fun

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S1E49 - 49 - Ringo Roadagain Lore Dump

Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0000

We talk about the funny goatee man a lot in this one just because he's a cool character.

If we mentioned One Piece in this one we would have hit like, every stupid reference we always make. Truly a missed opportunity.

These notes would be better but I'm too busy watching Mori Calliope streams, sorry.

Matchups:

Mandom VS Diver Down

Jumpin' Jack Flash VS Spice Girl

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S1E48 - 48 - C-Moon might be DIO

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 01:00:00 -0000

Episode Notes

Hi, I'm Kingdom. I edited this one, and I have no idea what to put in the episode notes because I'm really dumb <3

Matchups:

C-Moon VS Yo-Yo Ma

Born This Way VS Oasis

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S1E47 - 47 - Heaven's Doorframe

Wed, 02 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week's episode is a lot of stands we don't have a lot to say about! What I do want to say a lot about though is the apparently astronomical number of light novels there are??? Hell Train? Disease Curing bunny rabbit? Koichi and friends mystery squad??? We may need to up our reading games.

We recorded this episode multiple days before my writing this and I can't go more than five hours without thinking "Doobie Wraow" with the 'wow' pronounced like that one vine. You know the one.

Matchups:

Heaven's Door VS Ball Breaker

Doobie Wah! VS Purple Haze

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S1E46 - 46 - The Power of My Stand: 「BANJO-KAZOOIE: NUTS & BOLTS」

Wed, 26 Aug 2020 14:00:00 -0000

I would not be surprised if Joshou gets a redemption arc but I would be very disappointed.

In this episode we tell you what part 8 is ACTUALLY about.

This new criteria is neat! It's a lot more fun to discuss stands like this but also sometimes there just isn't a lot to say. Some stands are just basic.

Matchups:

Death 13 VS Pearl Jam

Kiss VS Nut King Call

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S1E45 - 45 - Yu Yu Hakusho Invented the Isekai Truck

Wed, 19 Aug 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Welcome to Round 3! We've got new criteria, similar energy, and allllll the same stands you've heard about before. Enjoy!

Us? Expressing humility and admitting faults in things we've said on this podcast in the past? Unheard of but true.

Matchups:

King Crimson VS The Hand

Foo Fighters VS Star Platinum

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S1E44 - 44 - Say "Sand Stand" Five Times Fast

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Round two is now OVER! We made it everyone, thank you so much for your support. I'm tired and hungry editing this so I don't have anything super funny to say in these notes but, seriously, thank you from the bottom of our hearts. See you all in round three.

Matchups:

Tomb of the Boom VS Tatoo You!

Enigma VS The Fool

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S1E43 - 43 - Made in Heaven or, as I Like to Call It: "Stupid Horse by 100 Gecs"

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Echoes VS Sex Pistols is just a bunch of little dudes going out it to try to figure out which the better group of little dudes is. I think we made the right choice but I'm sure that's gonna be a divisive one.

There's a very bad joke about Made in Heaven's appearance that I cut from the episode and refuse to make here. Honestly? If I could, I'd scrub the sentence from my own memory. It kind of sucks.

Shout out to friend of the show Fiona for being funnier than me and letting me bastardize their joke for the title of this episode. I'd like to thing that if part 6 came out today Made in Heaven would be called Stupid Horse instead.

Matchups:

Echoes VS Sex Pistols

Made in Heaven VS The Lock

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E42 - 42 - You Wouldn't Download a Stand

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Sorry for all the Bible talk but the payoff at the end is too good to have cut it. Rolling Stone's user seriously looks exactly like Jesus though.

Also Paisley Park is just so good. The JJBA inspired TTRPG is called Eidolon btw. I knew a two podcasts are going that are playtesting it but I think they're behind a patreon paywall? I do not remember. It was a fun system though and I recommend checking it out if you're interested!

Matchups:

Tenor Sax VS Paisley Park

Rolling Stones VS Hierophant Green

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S1E41 - 41 - Can We Get a Survivor in the Chat Please?

Wed, 15 Jul 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Big Content Warning for Self Harm/Suicide in this one associated with Highway to Hell's ability. Skip to 10:55 to avoid our discussion of the Stand's ability and to 13:59 to skip our discussion of the stand entirely.

We joke we joke, we actually have close to 50 regular listeners and we love all of you. We hate Vanilla Ice though. That dude is a tool and a menace. Wild how many musicians have movie careers too though.

Matchups:

Highway to Hell VS Harvest

Cream VS Survivor

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E40 - 40 - Burger King Spicy Chicken Standwich

Wed, 08 Jul 2020 14:00:00 -0000

In hindisight, we probably shouldn't have worn the best joke about Manhattan Transfer into the ground before we even got to it and then execute the joke SO poorly it had to be cut. That's just the way it goes I guess.

MC Skat Cat frightens me.

Matchups:

Love Deluxe VS Stone Free

Magician's Red VS Manhattan Transfer

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

39.5 - Jorge Joestar "Audio Book" Chapter 1

Wed, 01 Jul 2020 14:00:00 -0000

For those of y'all who didn't see: this week Kingdom is having some mic troubles so I present to you Chapter One of Jorge Joestar read like an audio book! I hope you enjoy!

I cannot do character voices and for that I am sorry.

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E39 - 39 - Halo Reach x Steel Ball Run Fanfic

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This is one of the ones where the title has almost nothing to do with the episode. Funny shownotes are on haitus this week. They requested PTO like, two months ago, and I forgot to find someone to cover for them. That is simply how it is sometimes.

Matchups:

20th Century Boy VS Clash

Catch the Rainbow VS Surface

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E38 - 38 - Shout out to Fat Chocobo

Wed, 17 Jun 2020 14:00:00 -0000

That picture of Joubin and Speed King still haunts me. I don't care if I was the one who was wrong -- it stil doesn't sit right with me. Please eagerly await Bigger Joubin Theory, my new project in which I take Bigger Luke Theory and just replace every Star Wars word with a Jojo's word.

This show is also just devolving into chaos. We don't have bloopers any more just more content. The ending of this one is especially indicitave of that.

Fat Chocobo.

Matchups:

Green Day VS Talking Head

Blue Hawaii VS Speed King

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E37 - 37 - Red Hot Chili Pepper is a Blight on my Soul

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 14:00:00 -0000

You wouldn't think we'd talk about weed more in this one than the one with the Snoop Dogg reference but, here we are. We were full of Jorge Joestar energy when we recorded this so it's a bit spicy.

Matchups:

Tower of Gray VS Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure

Killer Queen (Part 4) VS Red Hot Chili Pepper

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

36.5: Blackout Tuesday: Support Black Creators

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 23:38:16 -0000

Ways you can help and educate yourself

Love Sadkid Unroolie Airospace Ska Tune Network JaxBlade Gary Cook Jr.

Kingdom and I will be matching up to $100 in donations each for donations towards Bail Funds with a current need for donations (make sure to check), Mutual Aid Funds, fundraisers/funds supporting Black Trans Women, and the Black Lives Matter movement directly. Send us your receipts to be matched.

S1E36 - 36 - Kraft Work has Touched the Comedic Potential of this Podcast

Wed, 27 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000

We don't steal any bits on this podcast. Vinny Vinesauce who? That Snoop Dogg bit was 100% pure unadulterated Kat content. Katent if you will.

This Podcast is ultimately going to devolve into just 100% One Piece talk and talk that is tangental to One Piece. That's just how it be.

Matchups:

Doggy Style VS Planet Waves

King Nothing VS Kraft Work

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E35 - 35 - Zeno's Paradox is for Chumps

Wed, 13 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000

The second and final episode of the squaky chair arc. I, Kat, got very tired in the middle of this one and I feel like it imparts a solid energy to the episode, though I may be biased.

Shout out to Diogenes for, upong hearing about Zeno's Paradox, just got up and went for a walk. It wasn't a solid logical argument but you gotta love the snark. You also gotta love the drawing in Part 6 explaing what Green, Green Grass of Home does, its hilarious.

Matchups:

Under World VS Marilyn Manson

Strength VS Green, Green Grass of Home

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E34 - 34 - And Then Jesus Said 「TICKET TO RIDE」

Wed, 06 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000

New recording location for Kingdom means some fun chair sounds. Couldn't ge tthem all out, but they should be lessened more-so in further episodes.

Killer Queen is a stand os nice we get to talk about it twice. Well, maybe more than that depending on how the brackt goes. At least twice.

Gyro: oh hey ur are back early Johnny: stand's haunted Gyro: what? Johnny: *loading Tusk Act 3 and getting back on Slow Dancer* stand's haunted

Matchups:

Gold Experience VS Killer Queen (Jojolion)

Ticket to Ride VS Soft & Wet

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E33 - 33 - It's WereGarurumon's World... We're Just Living in It

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000

I hope you like Tusk! Because tere's a lot of Tusk. Like, almost 50% of an episode of Tusk. It's lucky we love it so much or we'd probaly hate it at this point if it wasn't awesome.

Oh yeah, Soft & Wet is here too. Another protagonist stand that just gets completely overshadowed. Just kidding, Horus is the only overshadowed stand this episode. That poor bird-bug got a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad seed.

Matchups:

Tusk VS Scary Monsters

Horus VS Soft & Wet

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E32 - 32 - "Fucking Goo Goo Gaa Gaa I'm a Baby Gimme My Bottle"

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Somehow the episodes with stand that I expect to not get much content from wind up being solid epsiodes and episodes I think we'll be able to riff well wind up short. Funny how that works out. That is to say, this episode is pretty solid.

All of the birds died in 1986 due to DIO killing them and replacing them with Manahttan Transfers that are now watching us. The birds work for the Green Dolphin Street Prison.

Matchups:

Dark Blue Moon VS In a Silent Way

Cheap Trick VS Goo Goo Dolls

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E31 - 31 - Geb Is Flubber's Dad

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Stand Off! Is back after a week long hiatus. We took time to recenter, find ourselves, and fine 8-ball for iOS.

It's really good that after a non-normal episode and a week off we come back to three great stands. Really, all winners this one. Not a stinker in sight.

Matchups:

Schott Key No. 2 VS Metallica

Geb VS The Grateful Dead

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Stan Megami Tensei 46 - April 1st, Afternoon, Flu Season

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Before you write in: yes I explain Gnosticism very poorly and really should write a script to read every time it comes up but I'm laaaaazy. Also, I have not watched the anime we mention and I tacitly refuse to. Do not talk to me about it.

Mothman really is just the cutest little dude. Oh, and happy April Fools. Me telling you that Atlus and Persona Team suck shit and you should pirate or otherwise steal all their games if you really feel the need to play them isn't April Fools though. Seriosuly, they're awful.

Matchups:

Satanael VS Jack Frost

Mothman VS Alice

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

S1E30 - 30 - The Fred Durst Takeover

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Guess who forgot to change her input device to her good mic in both tracks she recorded for this! Me, Kat! Sorry for the kinda rough audio and clicking on my side because of it. That won't be present in future episodes.

Fred Durst Facts is sadly not a recurring segment on Stand Off going forward, despite my pleading. According to Kingdom "the man only does so much." A great bit was born and died this day

Matchups:

Judgement VS Gold Experience Requiem

Limp Bizkit VS Paper Moon King

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E29 - 29 - Pick Your Head Up Kingdom, Your Crown is Falling

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0000

I really don't know what to say about this one. In person recording is a beast of its own. This is rowdy and messy and all over the place and, to be honest, i think thats just the Stand Off! Spirit.

Wild Honey: Bee or Not a Bee, you be the judge. (Please Note: The original artist is named あかねこ. I couldn't find them on pixiv or through some extensive googling. Apologies for not posting from the source.)

Matchups:

California King Bed VS Superfly

Achtung Baby VS Hermit Purple

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E28 - 28 - Let It Rest

Wed, 11 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Things are only going to continue to get this heated from here on. Recording in person really facilitates getting really pissed of at eachother.

This is a good episode. Here's your homework as discussed.

Matchups:

Sticky Fingers VS Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Crazy Diamond VS Hey Ya!

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E27 - 27 - Drink Water. This is a Threat.

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 15:00:00 -0000

I can't tell if in person episodes are the best or the most unlistenable episodes. I don't think those things are mutually exclusive.

Obligatory Chariot Requiem be walking joke goes here.

Matchups:

Boy II Man VS White Album

Chariot Requiem VS Aqua Necklace

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E26 - 26 - The Giant Ratt that Makes all of the Cubes

Wed, 26 Feb 2020 15:00:00 -0000

This will make sense when you listen to the episode. Probably.

Matchups:

Ratt VS Justice

Tubular Bells VS Beach Boy

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E25 - 25 - Hato Be Walking (Heart)

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 15:00:00 -0000

I can't believe I got my birthday wrong. I kept saying it's next week but like, it's this Friday. We recorded this the Monday before it came out, how did i make that mistake?

Also I pronounces Les Feuilles wrong this whole episode. Apparently you pronounce it like you're slurring "Fuh" and Eye." Not like "fwee." That was one of the wrongest ways I could have said it.

Hato really do be walking though.

Matchups:

Walking Heart VS Whitesnake

Les Feuilles VS Burning Down the House

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E24 - 24 - Let's Play Stand Off! Episode 28: Epic Turtle Moments

Wed, 12 Feb 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Ok so Hammer Space first appeared, unnamed as such, back in the golden day of Warner Bro's animations. That makes sense. Totally a Bugs Bunny move. Apparently a source for the actual term is fans of Ranma 1/2 which is cool. I sure enjoyed that manga in middle school for some reason.

Also. Coco Jumbo is actually a tortoise. We're frauds.

Matchups:

Mr. President VS Weather Report

Fun Fun Fun VS Bastet

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E23 - 23 - That's Ozone Babey!

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Sky High is adorable and if you disagree you're wrong. At the very least you can agree that it's 100x cuter than every other stand in this episode. Rock human stands are cool and they look incredibly distinct but, so many of them look so weird. The one that looks like an Evangelion angel is real cool though. we'll get there.

Who would win in a fight? A cool bracelet or a literaly army? Find out here.

Matchups:

Sky High VS Bad Company

I Am a Rock VS Ozon Baby

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E22 - 22 - Lang Wrangler on My Booty

Wed, 29 Jan 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Stands truly are just the Digimon of anime if you really think about it. And yes, we know it's not a 3.5 page muda for Jotaro, it's an Ora. We both just had collective memory failure.

I'm so so glad that our stupid podcast where we say shit like "Roblox" stand ate the BBC's lunch with our title. It makes my heart full.

Matchups:

Jumpin' Jack Flash VS Lovers

Brain Storm VS Oasis

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E21 - 21 - Dutifully Deep Diving to Diver Down's Darkest Details

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Alliterating is much much easier when you have time to sit and think it out.

I know it seems like we're hard on Part 3 Stands but come on, was anyone really rooting for Sun? If you show me your dated and notorized Stand Off Bracket Predictions (tm) that predicted Sun would win I'll like, write you a condolences card or something.

Matchups:

Notorious B.I.G. VS Mandom

Sun VS Diver Down

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E20 - 20 - Do You Think Oasis's User Eats Worms Down There?

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Back to that stand content you crave! The holidays are over and we're ready to get very, very frustrated about stands again.

Bioarboreal is the word Kingdom was looking for somewhere in here if you're curious. Do mandrakes grow up to be adults? Are they bioarboreal in design? None of that is addressed in this episode but it really makes ya think.

Matchups:

Born This Way VS Thoth

Oasis VS Sugar Mountain

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

19.5 - We Actually Talk about Ourselves in this One

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Hello Listeners! Due to the Holidays we don't have a real episode for this week, so please enjoy this preview of our Patreon. This is the type of content you can expect monthly at our $1 tier, and we have plans for higher tiers going forward. Make sure to check us out at our patreon.

Please note there is a super heavy part seven spoiler in the stretch of episode from 24:00-25:15

Our first ever Patreon exclusive episode! Thank you all so much for liking us enough to donate and for listening to the show at all. This silly idea we had has turned into something truly special.

Here we're talking about our relationship with Jojo's and some of our favorite stands/characters throughout the franchise. This episode was a lot of fun to makea nd to edit and I can't wat for us to get more content like this to y'all in the future.

Thank you all for listening and, as always: Stand Proud!

The Opening for this Episode is a cover of "Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town" by Aiden Lemonz. The Closing is "Accentier" by Eir Aoi. Since this is public now, sorry for ripping of Digimondays this once.

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E19 - 19 - Kingdom's Pickle Son

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 15:00:00 -0000

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Fatal Frame is my favorite horror game of the 21st century. It's really interesting how they subvert the structure by having the Camera Obscura as the antagonist in this one.

This second matchup physically hurts me to think about. Neither of these stands are like, heinous in the way others are but I abhor them both.

Matchups:

Atom Heart Father VS C-Moon

Yo-Yo Ma VS Doctor Wu

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

18.5 - The Stand Off! Holiday Special 2019

Wed, 25 Dec 2019 15:00:00 -0000

Happy Holidays Stand Off! fans! Pour yourself some hot beverage of your choice, cuddle up by the fire, and join us for our holiday special. Spend your Christmas Day 2019 with us luxurating in good humor and better Christmas movie villains. And know this: if your family sucks this holiday season -- we're your family now.

No take backs.

Our Intro/Outro Music for our Holiday 2019 Special is ["On a Cold Winter Morning"] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKGIZwKNmAg) by [Cal's Calzones on Youtube] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWM643rUJH-5dc1vlNLDpAw)

Matchups: The Grinch VS The Wet Bandits

The Krampus (2015) VS Hans Gruber

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Usual Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E18 - 18 - Gun Dad

Wed, 18 Dec 2019 15:00:00 -0000

On this one we continue the time-honored trend of refusing to talk about the light novels for free. Purple Haze is still pretty solid without Purple Haze: Feedback stuff though. Not many stands have capes, you know?

Here at Stand Off! we vibe to lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to and lofi hip hop radio - beats to relax/study to alone.

Matchups:

Yellow Temperance VS Doobie Wah!

Emperor VS Purple Haze

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E17 - 17 - Chock Full O' Baby Stands

Wed, 11 Dec 2019 15:00:00 -0000

CW: Sexual Assault: One of the stands in this episode, Baby Face, has an ability that deals with sexual assault. The discussion of the ability is from the timestamps 16:30-20:50, though not all of that deals with that specific aspect. Discussion of the stand as a whole is from 14:35-22:45

A baby sized episode of a bunch of baby sized stands. I actually don't think this is our shortest one yet, but it's definitely close. There just wasn't a whole lot to talk about! Baby stands are cute but not very deep as it turns out.

Matchups:

Ebony Devil VS Heaven's Door

Baby Face VS Ball Breaker

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E16 - 16 - Not Confirmed to Not Make Sense

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 15:00:00 -0000

I can't wait for Stand Off! to go down in history as the podcast to resurrect Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts discourse.

I dare someone out there to write a dissertation on the intersection of Catholic Theology and the events of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure parts 7 & 8. I will personally record a 10 second audio clip of me saying "thank you" if you do this.

Matchups:

Kiss VS Black Sabbath

Milagro Man VS Nut King Call

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E15 - 15 - Damn, He's a Stand AND He's Got a Beak? (NOT CLICKBAIT)

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 15:00:00 -0000

Thus ends the saga of Kingdom's roommate not being chill and watching movies every time we try to record. Apologies for that the past few episodes, but it should be far less frequent in the future.

Also, please don't actually bring back the foot jokes. I know I say to, but I don't mean it. We've gone so long without any and I really don't need that energy in my life anymore.

Matchups:

Death XIII VS Highway Star

Sethan VS Pearl Jam

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E14 - 14 - A Denim Flesh Boy

Wed, 20 Nov 2019 15:00:00 -0000

The title is not a McElroy reference. Please do not say the word McElroy at me. I like them but this is our own joke, our own IP, and if they ever say these exact words on one of their programs we're gonna sue.

And yes, I said the Persona Character's name wrong. That's fine though. Atlus and Persona Team both owe me reperations any way.

Matchups:

Jail House Lock VS Foo Fighters

Wired VS Star Platinum

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E13 - 13 - Haters Will See you Erase Space to Teleport and be Like "Damn, They Can't Even Afford a Wheel of Fortune"

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 15:00:00 -0000

Oi Josuke, I used The Hand to erase all of the bad parts of this episode, making it high quality content.

Following that statement, I refuse to apologize for the amount of time we spent talking about Digimon.

Matchups:

High Priestess VS King Crimson

Wheel of Fortune VS The Hand

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E12 - 12 - Bro-Clipping is the New Juul

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 15:00:00 -0000

Bro, We Are Nameless Men . Its Ok To Cy Around Me . Im Ur Best Friend . I Love You . ... Bro, We Are Clipp ing Into Eachother Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ...

The Hidden Lore is that Number 4 exists and got tired of being bullied for being unlucky so he faked his own death and took on the Alias of Mr. Smith. Narancia is too scatterbrained to realize that there wasn't always a pilot in Aerosmith and just went with it.

Matchups:

Earth, Wind & Fire VS Sex Pistols

Aerosmith VS Tatoo You!

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). You can also find Rose at [@GenuineNoPrize] (https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

11.5 - Scare Off!: Live from the Woods

Wed, 30 Oct 2019 14:00:00 -0000

Happy Halloween! I was expecting some Electronic Voice Phenomena but the ghosts stayed silent. Shout out to the person who showed up at the start of our recording, the football game that was way louder than i expected, and the lingering dread I felt throughout this entire recording session.

And shout out to you for listening! After this we've got normal episodes for a good while. Enjoy your Halloween. Our Intro/Outro Music for our Halloween Special is ["B O O S E G U M P S"] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I_BNQEHaQs) by [Cal's Calzones on Youtube] (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWM643rUJH-5dc1vlNLDpAw)

Matchups: SCP-173 VS Casper (the Friendly Ghost)

Slenderman VS The Xenomorph Queen

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom).

Our Usual Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E11 - 11 - So in the Sixth Part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Stone Ocean, They're Already Broken Out of Prison, But the Name Works Once You Realize That Jojo's Is a Prison

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 14:00:00 -0000

Audio Quality is a little off in this one. Adjusting to some recording prediciments resulted in some background noise on both ends -- nothing terribly though. I blame Silver Chariot's FTL sword lunges.

Also, I'm not a cop. Not even the Stand Off Cop. This podcast is a Narc Free Zone. Speaking of not narcing, do not tell the Gintama folks that I stole their epiosde title.

Matchups:

Stone Free VS Stray Cat

Harvest VS Silver Chariot

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). You can also find Rose at [@GenuineNoPrize] (https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

10.5 - Moody Blues' Playback

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:30:00 -0000

Thank you all so much for joining us for this experimental epiosde! I hope you like it as much as I liked putting it together. Please stay tuned through the end for a special announcement.

Join us next week for:

Stone Free VS Stray Cat

Harvest VS Silver Chariot

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E10 - 10 - 「THE • WORLD」Ends with You

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 14:00:00 -0000

I'm so upset we had to talk about Empress at all. Why are some of these stands so gross? Why does it have to be this way? How DID Clash get so small?

Speaking of Boku no Rhythm, have y'all ever seen that picture of a shoebill carrying a duckling in its mouth? That image is anxiety incarnate and I recommend you search it up if you're having trouble picturing the stand.

Matchups:

Clash VS Empress

Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure VS The World

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). You can also find Rose at [@GenuineNoPrize] (https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E9 - 9 - Low Hanging Rokakaka!

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 14:00:00 -0000

We really hit all the low-hanging jokes on this one. Everything you'd expect more or less. I hope you're not as disappointed in us as I am.

And look -- the Manson thing happened in '96. I was wrong and was definitely not in middle school in '96. I was two, if y'all really have to know.

Matchups:

Marilyn Manson VS Little Feet

Planet Waves VS Osiris

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E8 - 8 - Dinosaur DNA!

Wed, 25 Sep 2019 14:00:00 -0000

We tried to get Jeff Goldblum to co-host this episode but he told us that after his appearance in Jurassic World he's done talking about dinosaurs forever. Bummer.

In this episode we learn that the greatest enemy stand user is your ISP. Every time your internet has issues, it's the work of an enemy stand. That's just the way of the world.

Matchups:

In a Silent Way VS Oh! Lonesome Me

Vitamin C VS Scary Monsters

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E7 - 7 - Love Love Stand Idol Project Deluxe!

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 14:00:00 -0000

'Chocolate Disco'. That's an ability that we're covering in this episode, 'Chocolate Disco'. That's all I'm going to say. I'm done. That's all.

Matchups:

Chocolate Disco VS Super Fly

Metallica VS Love Love Deluxe

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E6 - 6 - Malfeasances Performed for a Price Equal to or Lower than Advertised or your Money Back, Guaranteed (aka D4C)!

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 14:00:00 -0000

Please don't @ me about Yu-Gi-Oh. I've gone so long being blissfully ignorant. I do not need the burden of knowledge for this one. Please also don't at us about Hunter X Hunter. We know it's "Hunter Hunter" but it's more fun to say it with the X, isn't it?

Matchups:

Atum VS White Album

Khnum VS Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap/D4C Love Train

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E5 - 5 - Burn, Dragon's Dream!

Wed, 04 Sep 2019 14:00:00 -0000

But like, actually burn. We don't want to think or talk about you again. This week we get angry about stands, in a mostly joking way. Someone once told me you need a Ph.D. to understand what half the stands in Stone Ocean do and I didn't believe them until today.

Please be forewarned that this episode has a weird amount of sexual content. Not quite sure what happened there.

Matchups:

Soft Machine VS Weather Report Dragon's Dream VS Whitesnake

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E4 - 4 - For Better or Worse Company

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 22:22:15 -0000

This week on Stand Off! we talk about our favorite childhood movie, Small Soliders. If anyone can send us a writeup of what punching at the speed of light would do to the world around a stand, please do so. We're deeply curious.

Matchups:

Mandom VS Bad Company

Hanged Man VS Cinderella

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E3 - 3: Do You Believe in Gravity?

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 14:00:00 -0000

This episode features an ending so divisive not even Thoth could predict how it goes down. C-Moon's gravitational pull affected some of this episode's audio quality. Blame C-Moon, not us.

Matchups:

Cream Starter VS C-Moon

Thoth VS Anubis

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E2 - 2: If There's No Mickey, This S*** Ain't Stand Off!

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 14:00:00 -0000

Following our litigation with the Hiroses, opening stingers are postponed indefinitely. Echoes, in retaliation, caused some audio issues this episode, which should be worked out for future episodes.

My Mickey Mouse impression is flawless and I refuse to accept criticism. For real though. Why is Bohemian Rhapsody like that?

Matchups:

Black Sabbath VS Schott Key No.1

Heaven's Door VS Bohemian Rhapsody

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

S1E1 - 1: Stand Proud!

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 12:02:23 -0000

We are currently in intense litigation with the Hirose family over the opening of this episode. Slander is a serious crime folks.

Matchups:

King Crimson VS Moody Blues

Highway Star VS Man in the Mirror

Find the show on Twitter at @StandOffPodcast

Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic