Summer Twilight Book Club

S2 Episode 14: The Revenge of New Moon

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 21:26:30 -0000

Sahana and Kat disagree more than they ever have in an episode, all over the movie adaptation of New Moon. In this episode: Masterworks, contoured abs, a complete lack of heterosexuality

Bonus Episode: The Fangs and the Furious

Tue, 24 Dec 2019 05:01:00 -0000

To celebrate Kat and Stephenie Meyer's birthday (December 24th), we are releasing the Fast and the Furious x Twilight episode of Summer Crossover Book Club to the public feed! Featuring Chris Hutton (@topherdisgrace on twitter) as our resident Fast and the Furious expert.

S2E13 - S2 Episode 13 - Sahana and Kat Defeat New Moon

Mon, 23 Dec 2019 22:56:35 -0000

Sahana and Kat groan their way through discussing Chapters 23, 24, and the completely unnecessary epilogue of New Moon.

In this episode: Sahana and Kat make NYE plans, morality votes, marriage proposals, and a playlist guessing game.

S2E12 - S2 Episode 12 - Visiting the Vampire Pope

Tue, 26 Nov 2019 06:21:14 -0000

Sahana and Kat are finally back in action reading Chapters 21-22 of New Moon.

In this episode: Sword lesbian alien mom, temporarily turning into a Riverdale podcast, friendly vampire pope, petty curses, Volturi union

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S2E11 - S2 Episode 11 - Sparkle Yourself to Death

Tue, 08 Oct 2019 21:55:08 -0000

We thought climaxes were supposed to be fun? Listen to Sahana and Kat be thoroughly disappointed by Chapters 19 and 20 of New Moon.

In this episode: Checkout @SianchArt on Twitter, Kat reviews CW's Charmed, let teenage girls like things 2kforever

Content Warning: These chapters both focus on suicide and suicidal ideation.

S2 Episode 10 - Werewolf Case Management

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 06:16:50 -0000

Kat and Sahana just want to give poor puppy dog Jacob a hug after reading Chapter 18 of New Moon.

In This Episode: Lesbian vampire oral sex, gal pal sleepover, Bella Swan does it again, traveling for self care, being naked at a funeral.

S2 Episode 9 - Edward Cullen: Breakdancing Muppet

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 19:35:59 -0000

Turns out jumping off a cliff doesn't solve all your problems, as Sahana and Kat discover reading Chapters 16 and 17 of New Moon.

In this episode: Vampire basketball, Cam Gigandet murders muppets, unreliable narrator Bella Swan, Stephenie Meyer accidentally stumbles into a lot of good shit, and the start of the hashtag #KatOnCast

S2 Episode 8 - break up with your survival instincts, i'm bored

Wed, 31 Jul 2019 21:35:23 -0000

Bella engages in her least healthy coping mechanisms to date in Chapters 14 and 15 of New Moon.

In this episode: Werewolf idioms, Werewolf Socialists of America, Jacob goes really fast (Sonic fast), Sahana won't stop hitting her table when she's speaking emphatically

CW: Suicide — There is explicit discussion of suicide during this episode from approximately 00:57:20 to 1:13:00. If you or someone you know are having serious thoughts of harming or killing yourself, there are resources available to support you through that - you can call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1 (800) 273 8255, or use their online chat at www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org

S2 Episode 7 - Bella Swan: Pet Detective

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 19:37:12 -0000

Sahana and Kat are reuinited just in time for Bella Swan to finally piece together the clues about our favorite puppy in Chapters 12 and 13 of New Moon.

In this episode: Puppies in trees, accusing your friend of murder, werewolf hulk powers, and the biggest Holy Shit Bella Go to Therapy moment yet

S2 Episode 6 - Bella Swan and the White Fragility

Tue, 18 Jun 2019 23:14:34 -0000

Maybe he's just not that into you Bella, or maybe he's a werewolf. This and more explored as Sahana and Kat read Chapters 10 and 11 of New Moon.

In this episode: Elizabeth Swann wiki author revealed, Bella is a cop, werewolf PMDD, moms reading piss play

Bonus Episode: Where You Bleed, I Will Follow

Tue, 04 Jun 2019 22:34:34 -0000

Welcome to Summer Crossover Book Club, a special bonus episode of Summer Twilight Book Club. Listen to Sahana and Kat discuss the illustrious work of T1gerCat as they explore the Gilmore Girls/Twilight crossover fan fic entitled "Start of a wonderful friendship."

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7626848/1/Start-of-a-wonderful-friendship

In this episode: 2 Dumb Bitches get a Patreon, SCTB: SFBT, Shaun White Fan Fic, the ghosts of Bobby and John F. Kennedy

S2 Episode 5 - Sonic x Twilight Book Club

Tue, 21 May 2019 14:28:48 -0000

Sahana and Kat are finally moved by something Stephenie Meyer wrote as they discuss Chapter 9 of New Moon. In this episode: Mouth full of marble balls, auditory hallucinations or ESP?, bi queen Bella Swan, Bella sneaks her pet into the movies

S2 Episode 4 - Bella Swan's Monster Garage

Tue, 07 May 2019 22:27:43 -0000

Sahana and Kat are delighted to find that Stephenie Meyer gifted them with more car crash fetish ammo than they ever could have hoped for in Chapters 7-8 of New Moon.

In this episode: Impromptu cliff diving, sexy motorcycle crashes, helmet advocacy, a supreme lack of cultural competency

S2 Episode 3 - Edward Uncut

Thu, 25 Apr 2019 15:06:45 -0000

Kat and Sahana read Chapters 5 & 6 of New Moon and actually experience joy reading for the first time in weeks.

In this episode: Return of the car crash fetish, anime tiddies, spaghetti party, Stephenie Meyer Reparations Movement

S2 Episode 2 - Summer Therapy Book Club

Tue, 09 Apr 2019 21:09:45 -0000

Content Warning: Abusive relationships, self harm, suicide

Sahana and Kat get clinical all over your ass in this social work heavy episode. This episode covers Chapters 3-4 of New Moon.

In this episode: Sahana learns what a mark is, Bella is a terrible friend, Sahana sues Stephenie Meyer for her unpaid labour

S2 Episode 1 - Party Mode

Tue, 02 Apr 2019 13:33:41 -0000

Kat and Sahana jump into the sad girl world of New Moon by discussing the Preface thru Chapter 2.

In this episode: Class tensions, really good birthday parties, vampire theology, staying chaste for Edward.

Trigger/Content Warning: This episode contains discussion of death by suicide primarily at 00:37:00 to 00:39:00, and 00:49:30 to 00:50:10. If you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts, consider getting support from a mental health professional or call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255.

Episode 9 - See You Later Spider Monkey

Fri, 08 Mar 2019 06:00:00 -0000

Listen to us recount the harrowing experience of watching the first film in the Twilight franchise.

In this episode: Sneezing for money, human blingy, first boners, William Joel.

Episode 8 - Hyatt Hustler

Tue, 19 Feb 2019 13:40:00 -0000

Listen to us finish the book in a special double episode.

In this episode: Original groutfit, art house vampires, Sahana learns something, Stephenie Meyer misunderstands airports

Episode 7 - Human Football

Wed, 30 Jan 2019 04:17:53 -0000

Your best friends get kind of serious, but also request your best slash fiction.

In this episode: Bella learns to manipulate, vampire powers extend to cars, Kat still can't pronounce things, sensible plans are made

Episode 6 - Vampires Love Baseball

Wed, 09 Jan 2019 01:21:09 -0000

These two petty bitches love gossip, who wants a Twilight Fantasy Draft, and don't forget to tweet @epsilina if you follow her impulsive ass because of this episode.

In this episode: Dating advice from your dad's best friend, dating advice from your friend's dad, Bella's complete lack of self awareness, Luke Perry as Charlie Swan, vampire baseball to appeal to boys

Episode 5 - A Little Bit of Light Stalking

Tue, 25 Dec 2018 18:40:23 -0000

Sahana is thanked for her emotional labor, Bella doesn't like boys, Bella does like fancy khaki skirts

In this episode: Sexy pajamas, Victorian feinting spells, interior decorating, vampire history lessons

Episode 4 - Speaking of Dick Feelings

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 23:38:22 -0000

TRIGGER/CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains a lot of discussions about some pretty abusive relationship dynamics, including content about gaslighting, child grooming, manipulation, violence, and more. The bulk of this conversation is between the times stamps 13:55 and 22:56.

If you or someone you know is experiencing abusive, threatening, coercive, or controlling behavior in a relationship, help and support are available. Consider reaching out to the national resources listed below, or search "[your town] rape crisis center" to find local resources in your area.

National Sexual Assault Hotline - 1-800-656-4673 OR go to https://hotline.rainn.org/online/ to access confidential online crisis chat services.
National Domestic Violence Hotline - 1-800-799-7233
National Teen Dating Abuse Online Helpline - 1-866-331-9479 OR go to https://www.loveisrespect.org/ to access confidential online crisis chat services.

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Edward is a terrifying immortal man-child, Kat relives her first gay experience, just gratuitous amounts of edging.

In this episode: 100 year old virgin, bedazzled marble statue, blood sommelier, ancient sadness.

Episode 3 - Bella's Gratuitous Drug Use

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 23:46:02 -0000

Sahana tries and fails to give Edward & Bella a celebrity couple name, Kat tries to set up our moms, Bella drinks lean.

In this episode: Dark chuckling, vampire morning breath, car crash fetish ammo

Episode 2 - Private Table at the Olive Garden

Tue, 27 Nov 2018 12:00:00 -0000

Bella and Kat both have life changing revelations and terrible high school boyfriends.

In this episode: Come hither motions, bleeding for science, flirting like a cold one, throwing yourself in front of cars for safety

Episode 1 - Bella's Irrevocable Car Crash Fetish

Tue, 20 Nov 2018 12:00:00 -0000

What this episode lacks in sound quality, it more than makes up for in jokes about edging.

In this episode: Car crashes, hot angry classmates, teenage boys not taking a hint