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Trailer: Tales of Morterra

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 07:15:15 -0000

Tales of Morterra is an actual play podcast set in the homebrewed 5e setting of Morterra

Episode one releases on the 15th of June

Season 1 #1 – Something Afoot

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0000

True Night is here, a time of darkness and undead. 4 strangers come together to save an old lady's dog from zombies

Season 1 #2 – Beyond the Grease

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0000

The gang start looking around the city for an explanation for all of those limbs

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Season 1 #3 – The Slums

Wed, 13 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0000

The limb investigation continues, and Sheila sees some Things

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Season 1 #4 – Gombs Away

Wed, 27 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0000

The gang commits arson

Season 1 #5 – The Disc-ourse

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0000

The hunt is on! For bad guys...and also animals

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Season 1 #6 – Special Enrichment Puzzles for your Local Wizard Pals

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0000

It's time to infiltrate the nobility...by being the nobility?

Will finds a secret, and How makes an unusual dinner order

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Season 1 #7 – Frangipane Gets A Raise

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0000

How and Saoirse go investigating, Will does some spying, and Liz learns the perils of letting the players name the episodes

Season 1 #8 – What's Another Crime?

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0000

The party continues their investigation on the Stendhal clan, and take a closer look at the menagerie across the lake.

CW: animal death

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Season 1 #9 – What Would Happen If You Conditioned a Goat?

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0000

How gets upsold, and the gang commits property fraud

Season 1 #10 – The Consequences

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 09:06:32 -0000

The party gains a name, and finds another crime to commit

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Season 1 #11 – Fucking Elves

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 06:00:00 -0000

The Consequences investigate their lead, and finally get to meet How's book club

Season 1 #12 – The Beans of a Killer

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 05:50:00 -0000

It's time to storm the menagerie! How gets into cage fighting, and Saoirse reveals a skill

Season 1 #13 – Damn Zone of Truth

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 05:50:00 -0000

The Consequences head back down into the menagerie and find...a thing

Season 1 #14 – Snow Day

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 05:50:00 -0000

How contemplates, and Saoirse is introduced to snow

Season 1 #15 – YEET

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 07:16:54 -0000

Rumplejerry and Will get sneaking, How gets some news, and Saoirse gets crafty

Season 1 #16 – Opportunistic Bonking

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 07:06:58 -0000

Rumplejerry contemplates her powers, and the gang gets crafty

Season 1 #17 – Secret Stabbing

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 07:06:58 -0000

The Consequences plan their assault, and contemplate the moons

Season 1 #18 – Hand In Invisible Hand

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 06:57:37 -0000

The Consequences tackle the chasm, and meet a creature

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Season 1 #19 – Bottled Lightning

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 06:57:37 -0000

Our heroes plan their next steps, and learn about an exciting new technology

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Season 1 #20 – Handsome Lads

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 05:06:00 -0000

The caravan heads off, but travel doesn't go exactly to plan

Season 1 #21 – The Eyes Are The Portals To The Feywild

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 04:06:00 -0000

Cave time!

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Obside Fables: Dual-Rocket Gambit

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 04:06:00 -0000

We couldn't all make it, so Scribbles ran a session of Crash Pandas

Join Bandit and Dollface as they race to...win a race!

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Season 1 #22 – Who Speaks For Alma?

Wed, 03 May 2023 04:06:00 -0000

The Consequences figure some things out

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Season 1 #23 – A Miner Interlude

Wed, 17 May 2023 04:06:00 -0000

The Consequences enter the mines

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Season 1 #24 – All The Codes Ever

Wed, 31 May 2023 06:09:27 -0000

The Consequences hit the road once again, and How brings them somewhere special

Obside Fables 2: Classic Rising of the Dead Case

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 03:09:00 -0000

We're back with another Obside tale from Hands Crispin Undersun, and this time there's a zombie!

Obside Fables 2.5: Admiring is a Free Action

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 03:09:00 -0000

Will Beacon and Honnet get the mandolin? Let's find out!

Season 1 #25 – Is This A Plot Point?

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 03:09:00 -0000

The Consequences enter the underground city of Ramiq, and meet the family

Season 1 #26 – Getting Ratatouilled

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 03:09:00 -0000

Shopping episode! Saoirse learned about fashion

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Season 1 #27 – Dragostea Din Tei is a Christmas Song

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 03:09:00 -0000

Holidays are for family, so let's have some found family fun times!

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Season 1 #28 – Surprise Birds

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 03:09:00 -0000

It's mountain time!

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Season 1 #29 – The Time For Stealth Is Over

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 03:09:00 -0000

Let's be town heroes!

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Season 1 #30 – Baby Chain

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 04:47:30 -0000

The Consequences finally make it to the Institute of the Arcane. But what will they find there?

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Season 1 #31 – Snags and Snarls

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 04:47:30 -0000

The Consequences find the goblin archives, and Will has a religious experience

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Season 1 #32 – You Can Always Create Chaos

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 04:47:30 -0000

Will gets used to his new magic, and the Consequences continue their exploration of the Institute

Season 1 #33 – It's Hard to Live When You're Dead

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 05:47:30 -0000

Oh no, it's the underwater level. Will and How have a word

Obside Fables 3: Surround Sound

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 05:47:30 -0000

It's time for another Obside fable, and this time we're off to the fair

Obside Fables 3.5: The Macarena is Over Now

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 05:47:30 -0000

Let's kick some bardic ass!

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Season 1 #34 – Fantasy RE

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 05:47:30 -0000

The Consequences consider next steps, and receive visions from the Eel

Season 1 #35 – How Deep

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 05:47:30 -0000

How takes a solo jaunt in the submarine. This'll be fine

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Season 1 #36 – Take the Statue and Run

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 06:36:31 -0000

(apologies for sound issues on Scribbles this ep)

It's time to infiltrate the Institute. Will gets slightly too into character

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Season 1 #37 – Roll for Oolong

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 06:36:31 -0000

So, you found a phylactery. Now what happens?

Season 1 #38 – A Stick and a Boat

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 08:06:06 -0000

The Consequences make it to Gatia, and go shopping. Saoirse makes a friend

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Season 1 #39 – Mortal Pewter

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 04:06:00 -0000

How helps Will become himself, and Saoirse gets romantic

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Obside Fables 4: All Food Is Good Food

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 04:06:00 -0000

Duke Silverflow’s getting married and everyone’s invited. Come for the dinner party, stay for the rumours and intrigue!

Obside Fables 4.5: Insight Check

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 06:24:52 -0000

Will our heroes find the killer?

Recap Episodes 1-39

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 05:24:52 -0000

The story so far

Season 1 #40 – The Zoom Wizard

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 05:24:52 -0000

The Consquences find their way into the artificers' school, but will they succeed in convincing them to use a new source of bottled lightning?

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Season 1 #41 – Sunk Cost

Wed, 01 May 2024 01:59:00 -0000

The Consequences are on the hunt for the tunnels under the city, but it's somewhat less than straightforward

Season 1 #42 – Bad Click

Wed, 15 May 2024 05:30:24 -0000

It's time for a dungeon crawl!

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Season 1 #43 – Pocket Bat

Wed, 29 May 2024 05:30:24 -0000

The dungeon adventure continues! Will The Consequences find what they're looking for?

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Season 1 #44 – Sleight of Wing

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 03:32:00 -0000

Everything is totally fine, for sure

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Obside Fables: Horse Trebuchet

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 03:32:00 -0000

Olaf hits the dragon with his sword... is the name of the game but also what happens maybe, listen and find out!

Season 1 #45 – 3 Gold and 2 Werthers

Wed, 10 Jul 2024 03:32:00 -0000

It's time to meet another of How's disguises, and learn a thing or two about dragons

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Season 1 #46 – Soup Sidequest

Wed, 24 Jul 2024 03:32:00 -0000

We have a plan! Wait where's How going? How!

Season 1 #47 – The Knife Man

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 06:40:33 -0000

The Consequences infiltrate the Order of the Scorpion

Season 1 #48 – Dungeon and Dragon

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 05:07:25 -0000

The Consequences have located a dragon! Hopefully it's friendly

Season 1 #49 – Ponder the Orb

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 05:26:50 -0000

How makes an entrance

Winter's Child

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 05:26:50 -0000

A royal baby has been born, luckily a group of fae are up to some mischief

Season 1 #50 – Eligible Milf

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 01:26:00 -0000

The Consequences go to dinner. Well How does, anyway

Obside Fables: Operation Gravy Trousers

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 04:59:31 -0000

A young boy is reaching the age of criminal responsibility. But will he choose the side of good, or evil?

Season 1 #51 – Pissful Ignorance

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 05:59:31 -0000

The Consequences try to figure out how to stop Rita becoming Empress

Season 1 #52 – Group Arson

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 05:59:31 -0000

The Consequences head to the palace

Season 1 #53 – Unnecessary Skin

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 07:53:19 -0000

While reeling from Saoirse's death, the remaining Consequences make a plan

Season 1 #54 – Three Weirdos and a Polecat

Wed, 11 Dec 2024 01:53:00 -0000

The Consequences are out on the coast of Dimova, trying to find someone who can bring Saoirse back to them

Season 1 #55 – How's Dream: Oh Rats

Wed, 25 Dec 2024 07:35:20 -0000

How dreams of what the dogs get up to while she’s away

Season 1 #56 – Finding Family

Wed, 08 Jan 2025 05:58:26 -0000

Rumplejerry has a spiritual crisis. How hassles the druids

Season 1 #57 – The Groggy Lizard

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 05:58:26 -0000

Next steps are considered, and How steps in

Season 1 #58 – Homicidequest

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 05:58:26 -0000

In which YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

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Season 1 #59 – Get Worse, Pro

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 05:58:26 -0000

Do you feel the dragon fire? Can you hear the windows crash? Do you want to burn this empire 'Til there's nothing left but ash?

Let us join our heroes four While they do battle some more There will be fights and death and pain in this episode!

Season 1 #60 – Vive La Révolution

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 05:58:26 -0000

The Consequences locate the Emperor

Season 1 #61 – Saoirse's Dream: The Good Stuff (Part 1)

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 05:58:26 -0000

Saoirse dreams of finding the best fey booze around

Season 1 #62 – Saoirse's Dream: The Good Stuff: Part 2

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 04:58:26 -0000

Having failed to steal from the palace, Saoirse and Bill head to the source

Season 1 #63 – Mr The Fifteenth

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 04:58:26 -0000

The Emperor has a no good very bad day

Season 1 #64 – New Year, New Arc

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 06:21:14 -0000

Saoirse's birth mother is here, and it's time to plan

Season 1 #65 – Shenaniganry

Wed, 14 May 2025 06:21:14 -0000

Oh no, no more How! Let's meet a new Consequence! Also chase Audhilde, I guess

Season 1 #66 – Interlibrary Study

Wed, 28 May 2025 05:59:20 -0000

The Consquences have found a new friend, but are no closer to finding Audhilde

Season 1 #67 – Vomiting is a Free Action

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 03:59:00 -0000

The Consequences and their new friend head to Obexos

Season 1 #68 – I Saw A Gap

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 03:59:00 -0000

The Consquences are in a fight! But what is this treasure that Ambrose came for?

Season 1 #69 – RSPCFae

Wed, 09 Jul 2025 03:59:00 -0000

The Consequences try to gather more information before they go after Audhilde

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Season 1 #70 – Gronk Theft Auto

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 03:59:00 -0000

The Consequences head to the Dead Fields

Season 1 #71 – Get In The Water

Wed, 06 Aug 2025 18:10:41 -0000

The Consequences head underground

Season 1 #72 – Get Fucked

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 03:10:00 -0000

It's time for Audhilde to face The Consequences, but how will our heroes fare?

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Season 1 #73 – Farewell to Morterra

Wed, 03 Sep 2025 03:10:00 -0000

Our journey reaches an end.

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Season 1 #74 – Q&A: Hag in a Bag

Wed, 17 Sep 2025 03:10:00 -0000

We finished our first campaign! But we all have questions for each other - the what ifs and what nexts

Song of Iron: Part One

Wed, 01 Oct 2025 03:10:00 -0000

Today we're playing Chymus, and something is happening to the workers in the new foundry

Song of Iron Part 2: Smoggy Twelve

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 03:10:00 -0000

The infiltration of the foundry continues

Series 2 Coming Soon!

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 05:25:42 -0000

Series 2 coming soon!

Season 2 #1 – Smells Like Restaurant

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 04:10:00 -0000

Welcome to the Stellar Whale, and the world of 38th century piracy

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Season 2 #2 – Don't Worry About It

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 06:25:42 -0000

The crew find out what Jaro wants, and meet a space creature.

Also, tiramisu

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Season 2 #3 – Something Stupid

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 06:25:42 -0000

The crew return to Jaro, and have a surprise

Season 2 #4 – Pelican God

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 06:25:42 -0000

It's time to figure out what's so special about this core, and Selara makes a friend

The Secret Government Agency Everyone Knows About

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 06:25:42 -0000

Mothman's come around looking for a hand dealing with his problems. Stick around for hijinks, bad driving, and secret government agencies that are barely a plot twist at this point given it's made it into the episode title.

tw armed encounter with police

At Least Two Pigs

Wed, 07 Jan 2026 04:25:00 -0000

We finally play Dungeon Crawl Classics!

Experienced Adventurers

Wed, 21 Jan 2026 04:25:00 -0000

The continued adventures of Bridie the Birdie (and friends)

Season 2 #5 – Pissed Off Petty Pirates

Wed, 04 Feb 2026 04:25:00 -0000

With pelicans in hand, the crew attempts to get into Stonelight's house. Or do they? (attempt, that is)

Season 2 #6 – Rule of Threes

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 04:25:00 -0000

Our crew once again intend to rob Mr Stonelight

Season 2 #7 – Second Airlock

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 04:25:00 -0000

The crew head back to Ganymede, but are interrupted on the way

Season 2 #8 – The Good Stuff

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 04:25:00 -0000

It's episode 100, and we've got a brand new* ship

Team Building With Knives

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 06:20:20 -0000

A regular episode...April fool! We're off to Discworld for some Assassins' Guild teambuilding

Head Papoose

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 23:00:00 -0000

The teambuilding(?) continues