Talker Texas Ranger USA

Introducing AS&S - The Task Force

Tue, 02 Jan 2018 00:00:00 -0000

Check out our new podcast, Advanced Sagebrush & Shootouts!

In the DFW, crime is a real tough nut, and the regular police can't crack it. Oh, they've tried, but now their hands are sore from squeezing so hard, and a few real dummies broke some teeth. Honestly, it's just embarrassing, and now it's up to the DFWTF to save everybody's bacon.

Whitt is Trevor Steel, a ex-FBI agent from the right side of the tracks who's looking to do some justice while getting real experience on "the streets".

Jared is Kip Simpkins, a fun-loving metalhead cop with a heart of gold (and a mouth full of pizza).

Devin is the Adventure Wrangler.

http://asspodcast.com

Season 2 Announcement

Wed, 25 Oct 2017 17:43:19 -0000

What are we doing for season 2 of Talker? Well, we're working on figuring that out, but there won't be a new episode next week. If you have any feedback or questions, let us know! email: talkerpod@gmail.com twitter: @TalkerTXRanger

S1E25 - Escape 3 - On the Run

Sat, 21 Oct 2017 00:00:00 -0000

We may have escaped the cave, but we haven't escaped The Boss. This episode's topics include: Running, hiding, running some more, hiding again, and giving up. Oh, and also Alf. Walker episode: Stolen Lullaby

S1E24 - Escape 2 - The Plan

Sat, 14 Oct 2017 00:00:00 -0000

I don't know how we're going to break out of here, but we have to think of something. We can't die in this cave without ever having seen Dr. Giggles. This episode's topics include: Recasting Willie Nelson's recasted role, Trivette-bait, Durant, and our flawless Clarence Gilyard Jr. impressions. Walker episode: The Reunion

S1E23 - Escape 1 - Pros and Cons

Mon, 09 Oct 2017 00:10:58 -0000

Patience is running out and it would be great not to have to live in a cave and watch Walker, Texas Ranger every week. This episode's topics include: Humvees, "Renegade Dinner Date", Chili, Mad Max, and rope-chewing. Walker episode: Rampage

S1E22 - Complaint Box

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 00:00:00 -0000

It's time to open up the complaint box. There's no way this could possibly go wrong. This episode's topics include: Dr. Fistmans, host-shipping, JST, Marmalazdien, and some truck talk. Walker episode: The Long Haul

S1E21 - Podcasting Professionals

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 02:42:48 -0000

We're podcasting professionals. Starting... now. This episode's topics include: FAA regulations, Babe-l, highjacking, jacking, and Pervis. Walker episode: Skyjacked

S1E20 - Karen from Human Resources

Mon, 18 Sep 2017 01:55:19 -0000

Uh oh, we get a visit from Karen from Human Resources and she is not happy. We can do better. We WILL do better. This episode's topics include: Rat re-branding, plus some good ideas about how we can sex up the reboot for our female audience with Blu-Ray, Hot Clowns, and a reinvigorated focus on Walker. Walker episode: Deadly Vision

S1E19 - Sagebrush & Shootouts #1

Fri, 08 Sep 2017 00:00:00 -0000

We're an RPG podcast now! We play Sagebrush & Shootouts, and Trevor Steel almost immediately takes the game off the rails. This episodes topics include: Trevor Steel, Mortimer Goldstein, Justin Bieber playlists, cookies 'n' cream, and blank pranks. Walker episode: The Committee

S1E18 - Chris the TV Producer

Sun, 03 Sep 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Who let in the surface dweller, and why isn't our reboot in production yet? This week's topics include: Chuck Almighty, deathbed mockery, tasty snakes, sad drug dads, and rad dirt bikes. Walker episode: The Prodigal Son

S1E17 - Chuck's Songbook

Sat, 26 Aug 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Good news, we found Chuck's song book and his songs give us a unique view into his... soul? This episode's themes include: Chuck's "gealings", Senator Kid Rock cameos, Trivette shreds, heaven for good ol' boys, the trickle down, and DJ Mini-Robot Walker. Walker episode: Right Man, Wrong Time

S1E16 - Eclipse

Sat, 19 Aug 2017 00:00:00 -0000

We've modified the mechanisms of our homemade astrolabe and we're ready for the eclipse! This episode's themes include: Drug-babies, Dark Walker, Love Rhombuses, and the new star of our reboot, Mini-Robot Walker. Walker episode: On Deadly Ground

S1E15 - Featherbound

Sat, 12 Aug 2017 00:00:00 -0000

We can't watch Game of Thrones, but we have Featherbound: The Crystal Nest Chronicles to keep us entertained. Who needs stupid Daenerys Targaryen, Stormborn, when you have Cluck Nortis, High Lord of the Rubied Roost? This episode's themes include: Buffy crossover ideas, Spy Hunter cars, the shared Walker-Featherbound Universe, and... Aerosmith? Walker episode: Something in the Shadows

S1E14 - Hot

Sat, 05 Aug 2017 00:00:00 -0000

It's so hot in the bunker that we're starting to have visions. Which one of us is the twig-cramming culprit? (Hint: it was totally Jared) This episode's themes include: Warging, our contributions to the Wild Cards series, Prime Rib, CD's CDs and the moistest blinks. Walker episode: The Legend of Running Bear

S1E13 - Chuck's Fight Club

Thu, 27 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0000

We've been roped into a high-class fight club, and Donald Trump Jr. never misses a match. This episode's themes include: Vincent Price's Monster Fight Club and some brainstorming about how to make the most evil villain of all time (Hint: Iguana torture and roller-coaster screw loosening) Walker episode: Night of the Gladiator

S1E12 - Chatlock

Mon, 24 Jul 2017 00:51:56 -0000

This week we take a trip down memory lane in order to avoid talking about this garbage episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. This episode's themes include: Matlock-Walker crossover opportunities, Trivette-600s, and our poor dead handsome friend, Charlie. Walker episode: An Innocent Man

S1E11 - NorrisCam

Sat, 15 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0000

We hacked into the Boss's camera system and got a quick peep into his sad and saucy life. This episode's themes include: Walker's "feelings", moon magic, car jimmy-jackers and Logan-style Walker clones. Walker episode: Unfinished Business

S1E10 - On Rats

Sat, 08 Jul 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Our rat problem has turned into a poisoned rat problem, which is an actual problem because we love eating these poisoned rats. This episode's themes include: Daddy showers, shower daddies, Murder Junkies frame-ups, and austr-Aliens. Walker episode: She'll Do to Ride the River With

S1E9 - Staying Positive

Thu, 29 Jun 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Life's given us cockroaches, so why not make cockroach lemonade? This episode's themes include: Horsey tricks, Gollum cosplay, Child Fight Club and The Return of Glassblaster. Walker episode: Family Matters

S1E8 - Coming Down

Sat, 24 Jun 2017 00:00:00 -0000

This week we risk our very souls by peeping three-peeps deep into the abyss. This episode's themes include: Ernest P. Worrell, criminal predators vs. predator criminals, wedding planning, and a lot (and I mean a lot) of peep-talk. Walker episode: End Run

S1E7 - Chuck-Max

Fri, 16 Jun 2017 00:00:00 -0000

This week we're all about gains and getting swole as hell thanks to Chuck-Max. This episode's themes include: Bronc-riding, werebears, ICP, and 16-4-2. Walker episode: Crime Wave Dave

S1E6 - Cult

Sat, 10 Jun 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Welcome, initiates! Grab yourself a bag of your favorite litter, and let Deacon Whitt preach to you the heavenly gospel, or else it's back in the cage with you. This episode's themes include: Stink Squad, donkey-konging, boulder-assisted homicide, and Beanie Weenie kissin'. Walker episode: In the Name of God

S1E5 - Tube Talk

Fri, 02 Jun 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Things are much better now because of all the garbage. This weeks topics include: Dark Walker, Uncle Ray abuse, reverse Point Break, and Walker's "Feelings", Walker episode: Storm Warning

S1E4 - Reboot Time

Sat, 27 May 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Chuck is unhappy, and that's fair. It's time to stop goofing off and get to work on the reboot. This episode's topics include: Shocks, rats, tubes, Uncle "Dice" Ray's comedy act, and the general moistness of our new surroundings. Walker episode: Bounty

S1E3 - Crime Dojo

Sat, 20 May 2017 00:00:00 -0000

How do you run a criminal organization? I'm asking for a friend. This episode's topics include: Sweet dragon chest tats, cricket silencing tips, and the mumbliest-mouthed bad guy ever. Walker episode: A Shadow in the Night

S1E2 - The Archive

Fri, 12 May 2017 00:00:00 -0000

Chuck sure is working us hard at our day job at the Walker, Texas Ranger Arts and Sciences Archive! This episode's topics include: Walkers hatred of law enforcement who take the law into their own hands, and the first instances of glass-blasting and peeping (two Walker-staples). Walker episode: Borderline

Freedom Tower

Wed, 03 May 2017 00:00:00 -0000

We're broadcasting live from Talker Texas Ranger USA Studios, at the top of Freedom Tower! Things are off to a great start, what could possibly go wrong? This episode's topics include: The Talker Texas Ranger UK problem and the criminal stooge job interview process. Walker episode: One Riot, One Ranger