(0:12) Dalvey needs an excuse to get out of his volleyball commitment.

(4:45) Dalvey's coming down with mono.

(6:10) Are glory holes strategically placed?

(9:10) "Am I a racist?"

(15:45) Britain (or some other European country) is showing "Educational Porn" in school.

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(0:23) Jeffers brings a nice update on the kid in our school who touched himself in class.

(3:10) Spit or Swallow: The Vegan Dilemma

(6:45) How long until someone marries an orangutan?

(10:15) How much would it take?

(12:45) Are phones a more important invention than the pocket watch?

(16:30) What's the biggest animal Jon Hamm and/or Paul Rudd could take down?

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(0:30) Jillian spells her nickname Jil instead of Jill

(4:40) How much would it take to sell your GF's bath water?

(9:26) Dalvey with a pro-tip

(9:45) Single Ply vs. The Environment

(12:55) How much would it take to fart in an office meeting?

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(0:30) Flushing food at a buffet

(3:30) Don't give people HIV

(8:40) Am I an A-hole: Kid coppin ATM codes

(11:45) Hypocrisy at its finest

(13:20) We solve the censorship debate

(16:30) Stein's haircut experiment

(18:12) Drinking celebrity bath water

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(0:30) Vegetarians that want to eat meat

(5:00) Pooping while climbing

(6:40) Do people adopt white kids?

(7:45) Am I an A-hole: Biker hits an Uber driver's car

(12:05) Jeffers explores his Canadian heritage

(13:50) Laundry Mats that sell alcohol

(15:35) Stein drops a bomb

(18:50) Dalvey launches his 2020 Presidential campaign

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(0:44) Plus one, but not really (Stein doesn't understand Weddings)

(4:55) Jeffers changes a life

(6:25) Creepy Kids

(9:00) We try to talk about a serious topic, but...back to creepy kids

(13:25) Janitor pooping protocol

(16:15) We can't get off this topic: Creepy Kids

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(0:30) Our first: Am I A Racist?

(3:15) Homeless people sitting next to ATMs

(6:25) Would you rather go on Naked and Afraid for 10 days or be h omeless in New York for 10 days?

(8:30) Pick-pocketing vs Invasive Ticks vs. Dysentery Water

(11:35) A new listener contest

(13:45) Am I an A-hole: Spraying Febreeze under other people's stalls

(15:00) Butt Mints

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(0:30) Airing out the Airplane Bathroom

(3:00) The GOAT credit card scam

(6:25) We advance the podcast to new grounds

(7:20) Creating a public scene

(9:20) Haircut small talk

(11:15) Airplane small talk

(13:45) Am I An A-hole: Restaurant Edition

(17:10) You can't win an argument against a homeless man

(19:34) Am I an A-hole: Haircut Edition

(20:08) Cracking open a....

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(0:30) The Belly Button Bandit

(2:15) Dalvey makes a deal with the listeners

(4:30) Fried chicken, China, and heroin

(6:30) Jeffers breaks escape rooms

(8:25) Am I an A-hole: Fire alarms and restaurants

(14:45) Jeffers' ultimate scam

(15:45) Are you into belly button stuff?

(16:30) Am I an A-hole round 2

(18:20) Is the Belly Button Bandit a genius?

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(0:30) Girl Scouts vs. The Homeless

(5:00) Jerkin While Werkin

(9:20) Am I an A-hole: Airplane seat switching

(12:45) Jeffers calls out an "alleged" homeless man

(13:55) Jeffers vs. his neighbor

(17:25) Would you trade legroom for an oxygen mask?

(19:50) Drainage issues...

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