The Cryptid Keeper

Episode 145 - Endings and Beginnings

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 18:43:54 -0000

Well friends, we've reached the end of this particular journey together. Please don't worry, we're both okay and planning to create more projects together in the future! But after some long, hard conversations (that have been quite a long time coming) we realized that it's time for this particular one to come to an end. We know it may feel sudden from the outside, but we would not make this decision rashly or without careful consideration.

Thank you all so much for joining us for 145 episodes of this show that started with just a couple of friends and a microphone on a living room floor. We never expected it to last this long or come this far. It's been an incredible journey and we're so grateful for all the learning, laughs, and love that have come along the way. Don't think of it as an ending, but as a chance to start fresh with something we can all be proud of together. We hope you'll stick around with us for whatever the next chapter holds.

From Alex, Addison, and the whole Cryptid Keeper team: Stay Safe out There.

Episode 144 - Listener Stories #4

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 01:38:56 -0000

Will-o-the-wisps, haunted dolls, and big box stores with a ghost problem? Looks like it's time for another listener stories episode! Treat yourself to a buffet of creatures, critters, and stories submitted by out very own Cryptid Keepers (that's all of you)! Our inbox was overflowing with stories yet again, so we decided to put together a collection to share with you all! Gather round the campfire and hear us spin some tales! Or rather, share some pre-spun tales that we put together.

NOTE: In this episode, we shared a story from a listener detailing their experience with a giant bird. In their story, they repeatedly refer to it as a Thunderbird. We should have said something on the air, and it was wrong of us not to. White people have a long history of appropriating, bastardizing, and commodifying Native culture, it is not ok to treat important aspects of Native culture as cryptids or behave in a culturally insensitive way while talking about them. It was wrong on this episode, and it has been wrong when we’ve done it in the past. While we have appropriated and behaved insensitively in the past, we do not condone it nor do we wish to further normalize it. We understand that our ignorant behavior hurt people. We are sorry, and we are making a commitment to do better. Thank you to those that reached out, we are immensely grateful. We will do our best not to let you down.

Content Warning: Mention of animal death, ghosts, shadow people, death

Episode 143 - Ouija Boards

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 01:43:28 -0000

It's a dark and stormy night, and we're going to call on some voices from the beyond. Just put your fingers on the planchette, clear your mind, ask a question, and hope the wrong thing doesn't answer. This week is all about the world's most controversial board game, the Ouija Board. Derived from the Spirit Boards of olden days, this tool of contacting the dead is now the property of the Hasbro corporation! Join us as we discuss scary Ouija Board stories, the history of the board itself, and how housewives have moved and shaped American culture.

Content Warnings: Death, violence, supernatural/demonic elements

Episode 142- The Nahuelito

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 01:42:46 -0000

Let's go for a swim! Don't worry about that feeling of something brushing up against your feet, it's just algae! OR it's the subject of this week's episode, the Naheulito! Native to Argentina, this little (okay, big) lake monster has made quite a name for itself, inspiring news coverage, hunting parties, and more! Join us as we discuss what kind of creature it might be, the bizarre history of hoaxes and hunts surrounding it, and whether it would be nice to ride on its back and be its best friend.

Episode 141 - Crawlers/The Rake

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 01:29:09 -0000

My my my, this sure is some scary spaghetti! Some menacing manicotti! Some...creepy pasta, if you will? This week we're covering the intersection of internet horror and cryptid culture, a spindly pale humanoid creature so scary it spawned an online horror movement and a subreddit to boot! We're here to discuss Crawlers, a type of unsettling creature made famous by the creepypasta story of The Rake. Join us as we get into the origins of The Rake, the cryptozoological possibility of crawlers, and more than a fair share of spine-tingling sightings.

Content Warnings: Body horror, frightening imagery, mention of animal death

Episode 140 - The Amabie

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 07:02:47 -0000

She's beauty and she's grace, she'll heal you with her face. This week we're talking about the often-requested Amabie, a mermaid like creature from Japan that protects people from pandemics in a very particular way. Join us as we discuss the story of the Amabie, the first meme, the Amabie challenge, and more! We'll also get into how the Amabie has become a symbol of hope and solidarity in the current moment.

CW disease, pandemic

Episode 139 - The Pooka

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 04:54:43 -0000

Hippity Hoppity, Pooka's on its way! This week, we're talking about another creature from Irish folklore, the shapeshifting trickster spirit that loves to take the form of a rabbit, horse, and human: The pooka/puca/phouka! If you were wondering what cryptid is good for advice, financial tips, or the most terrifying horseback ride of your life? We've got you covered.

CW body horror, animal death

Episode 138- The Beast of Busco

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 22:43:23 -0000

We've got a shell of a show for you this week! We're diving into Indiana waters where the mighty Beast of Busco dwells! A massive snapping turtle and local celebrity with a lot of character, this big old friend is a (potentially dangerous) icon and lake monster like no other! Join us as we talk turtles, sightings, and how the Beast of Busco started a long-running local festival!

Content Warnings: Animal death, injury

Episode 137 - The Dullahan

Mon, 22 Jun 2020 01:27:11 -0000

No need to lose your head! It's just another episode of The Cryptid Keeper! This one takes us back the familiar rolling green hills of Ireland, and the darkness of its faery lore. We're talking about the Dullahan, or the "headless rider" of legend who comes into town at night, bringing death with him. Call us Ichabod Crane because we're very scared but VERY fascinated with the Headless Horseman! Join us as we discuss the endless nightmare fuel of the Dullahan, the Death Coach, and also somehow talk about Emily Dickinson and anime for good measure! Hold onto your heads!

Content warning: death, body horror, decapitation, blood, mutilation

Episode 136 - The Oklahoma Octopus

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 18:20:24 -0000

Hi there, Keepers. We're back on our regular release schedule, but that doesn't mean the fight for black lives is over, or any of the vital conversations that have been happening. Scroll down in these show notes for some important resources/places to donate.

We're keeping it simple this week with a good old giant octopus! Nothing better for your manmade lake than an octopus the size of a horse! Oh, what's that? That's one of the worst things to have in your manmade lake? If you say so. This week's topic is the Oklahoma Octopus, which is absolutely exactly what it sounds like. Join us as we dive into the apparently fairly dangerous waters of three Oklahoma lakes, where there have been whispers of a strange and aggressive tentacled creature for several years. We also take a moment to discuss an incredibly important and often overlooked piece of Oklahoma (and American) history.

Content Warnings: Discussion of death, child death

RESOURCES: (This is an incomplete list and should be considered a place to start, but we highly encourage you to get involved however you can and look for places to donate/support beyond just this list. Look for local grassroots organizations and community organizers to help out in your communities. Always research organizations before you donate to them, to make sure your money is going to the cause)

https://www.theokraproject.com/

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScFbCqnPzsY0pSi39i_AjsTpVZpqJ20IOlJoX37N5qOHqN6cA/viewform

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https://secure.actblue.com/donate/naacp-1

https://blacklivesmatter.com/chapters/

https://www.change.org/p/andy-beshear-justice-for-breonna-taylor

https://www.gofundme.com/f/9v4q2-justice-for-breonna-taylor?

https://www.reclaimtheblock.org/home/#about

https://www.communityjusticeexchange.org/

https://bailproject.org/

https://blackoutcollective.org/

https://www.knowyourrightscamp.com/

Episode 135 - Kitsune

Tue, 26 May 2020 22:41:10 -0000

We're feeling foxy this week, and our new episode is all about kitsune! Join us as we discuss this famous, mischievous, shapeshifting fox spirit in all of its trickery and glory. From magic and murder to romance and noodle soup, the kitsune is a creature full of variety. Let us spin you a "tail" or two (or nine).

Content warnings: Murder, animal death, food discussion

Episode 134 - Household Spirits

Mon, 18 May 2020 01:17:18 -0000

While so many of us are stuck at home, Alex and Addison are here with an episode all about creatures that dwell in the home. Normally we cover the spooky and scary, but this week is all about helpful household spirits! From hobs and brownies to domovoy and fire ghosts, we're covering a wide range of domestically based creatures. Some are helpful, some are mischievous, but they all have one thing in common: they're homebodies. So curl up with a blanket and a mug of something nice, and let's stay in.

Content Warning: Discussion of pagan rituals

Episode 133- Listener Stories 3

Sun, 10 May 2020 20:08:35 -0000

Hey there, Keepers! It's time for another Listener Stories episode. Everything in this episode was made possible by Listeners Like You! From aliens and ghosts to bog witches and shadow people, we're here to share a wild mixed bag of stories (with some tangents in between). Thank you so much to everyone who submitted, whether we read your story on air or not! We'll be back next week with a brand new creature but for now just sit back, dim the lights, and enjoy some spooky stories.

Content Warnings: Body horror, death, weight loss/body image issues

Episode 132 - Poltergeists

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 03:24:27 -0000

Boo! Did we scare you? You look like you've seen a ghost. Or, maybe, like you've HEARD a ghost? This week's subject comes from a german word meaning "noisy ghost" and they sure are. These ghosts aren't your usual wispy apparitions in period dress, poltergeists can be rude, violent, and downright NASTY. Listen to Addison torment Alex and geek out over the Enfield Haunting, the Bell Witch, and the Black Monk of Pontefract, as well as some lesser known ghosties too.

Content Warnings: Death, violence, sickness, murder (poisoning, specifically)

Episode 131 - Golem

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 01:25:10 -0000

This week, special guest and Friend of the Show (and composer of our theme song) Andrew Giotta joins us to discuss the golem, a creature most often described as a humanoid being made from clay. HUGE thank you to Andrew for offering a personal perspective and having a thoughtful conversation with us, ranging from the story of the Golem of Prague to the much more unusual story of "The Clay Boy". We hope you all will join us as well!

Content warning for: discussions of antisemitism, death, and animal death

Episode 130- Batsquatch

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 21:29:28 -0000

Alex and Addison lit the bat(squatch) signal this week, and this is what we got. He's massive, he's hairy, he may or may not drink blood... We're talking about the Batsquatch! As the name might imply, this is a humanoid bat-like creature that loves caves, volcanoes, and scaring people on deserted roads at night. Join us as we discuss survival tips, bats of all shapes and sizes, and more!

Content Warning: Animal death, cattle mutilation

Episode 129.5 - The Goatman

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Uh oh...do you feel that? It's a GALAXY WARP! The fabric of space and time is bending, and it's causing podcasts to...switch hosts??? On this day of April Foolery, our friends from Ending Pending have dropped in to host the show for us! They're here to give you a little midweek treat all about the infamous, the creepy, the one and only Goatman! Part man, part goat, all LEGEND.

Content Warning: Animal death (18:39-19:15)

We'll be back on Sunday with your regularly scheduled episode, and in the meantime enjoy! And Stay Safe out There!

Episode 129 - The Alicanto

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 07:02:33 -0000

In times of darkness, we all need a little bit of light. Sometimes that light is a metaphor, and sometimes it's a bird that literally glows in the dark. That bird is the Alicanto, a feathered friend with some pretty expensive tastes. Join us as we cover the traits and habits of this beautiful creature, the folklore surrounding it, and how to make a business deal with a bird. Follow the feathers.

Episode 128 - Haunted Dolls (Part 2)

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 01:14:54 -0000

Outside, it's very scary, but in here it's spooky with a capital OO. Addison's back to torment Alex, and everyone else, with tales of haunted dolls, cursed teddy bears, etsy listings, and more! It's the promised return of Haunted Dolls, back for Part Two! They just want to play, so sit down with us, turn out the lights, and let's get ghostly! Oh, and we meet possibly the MOST INCREDIBLE HAUNTED DOLL OF ALL TIME.

CW demons, ghosts, child death, death

Episode 127 - The Yukon Beaver Eater

Mon, 16 Mar 2020 20:15:14 -0000

This week, our bodies may be stuck at home, but our minds are traveling to the wild wilderness of the Yukon! This episode is all about the majestic, mysterious, much-debated beast: The Yukon Beaver Eater. Does it eat beavers? IS it a beaver? Let's try to forget about the troubles of the world for an hour and find out for ourselves. Stay safe out there, and stay well.

Content warnings: animal death, body horror

Episode 126 - Normie (The Lake Norman Monster)

Mon, 09 Mar 2020 03:37:45 -0000

In a massive man-made lake in picturesque North Carolina is the biggest Normie known to mankind. He's about 10 feet long, loves to chase boats, and may or may not be coated in toxic waste. This week it's all about Normie, the Lake Norman Monster! Join us as we go over sightings, theories, the possibility of haunted lakes, and much more! And remember: don't stick your arms in catfish mouths unless you're a trained professional!

Episode 125 - Cryptid Taxonomy

Mon, 02 Mar 2020 01:44:53 -0000

We're back, baby! Thank you so much to everyone who helped us hit our fundraising goal and make this show weekly again. To start off this brand new podcasting chapter, we're redefining cryptozoology and shaking it all up! From the history of cryptozoology as a field of study to the brave new world of two randoms making a podcast! Join us as we talk about how we categorize cryptids and sort all these buddies, babies, and boys from one another!

Episode 124 - Haunted Paintings

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 00:04:54 -0000

A picture's worth a thousand words, but these pictures are worth a thousand screams! This week we're taking a trip into the world of the arts, particularly art with a hidden darkness to it. Whether it's a curse, a ghost child, or a general sense of dread that accompanies looking at it, we covered some of the most infamous haunted paintings in the world. Join us as we talk about the lore of the paintings, where they are now, haunted paintings of ebay, and more!

Content Warnings: Death, body horror, illness

Episode 123 - Gremlins

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 06:04:41 -0000

Don't expose this podcast to bright lights, don't get it wet, and DON'T feed it after midnight. Just kidding, you know we love a midnight snack.

We tempted fate with our episode subject this week, and decided to talk about those mischievous little creatures that love to sabotage wiring and terrorize a town on Christmas: Gremlins! Naturally, we experienced a TON of technical issues with this episode, but we persevered nonetheless. Join us as we discuss the history of gremlins, the kinds of mischief they get into, and their relationship to World War II. Also, spoilers for the 1980s movie, Gremlins.

Content warnings for discussion of: Death, plane crashes, war

Episode 122- Werecats

Mon, 20 Jan 2020 03:37:40 -0000

Pour out a dish of milk, roll out a ball of yarn, and get the cat nip ready! It's time to party! Addison saw Cats in theaters three (3!!!) times, so you know what that means: It's time to talk about werecats. The mysterious, feline cousin of the werewolf, join us as we dive into the rich and varied lore surrounding this creature, and try really hard not to get sidetracked by the musical. MEOW!

Content Warnings: human death, animal death, body horror

Episode 121- Banshees

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 04:31:53 -0000

This week's subject's cries ring through the night, a portent of doom and new podcast episodes. We're a little late this week, but we're here with our first episode of 2020 and it's all about banshees. We're ushering in the new year with a conversation about a mournful spirit with a bad reputation. Join us as we discuss the lore of the banshee, some sightings, her connection to barn owls, and her more sinister sister. Happy New Year!

Content warnings for: death, loss, grief, pagan rites and rituals

Episode 120- La Befana

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 21:43:09 -0000

Check your skies for figures on broomsticks, check your socks for candy, and make sure you have a nice cheese plate out because Alex and Addison are welcoming La Befana into our collective home for this week's episode! Come spend some seasonal good times with us as we learn about Italy's iconic Christmas Witch and all of the wholesomeness and joy she comes to represent. This week we discuss Wintertime Holiday traditions of the past and present, the Pagan concept of The Divine Grandmother, and how we both dream of being simple country mice enjoying oatmeal and cordial. From our family to yours, Happy Holidays and Stay Safe out there!

CW for discussions of food and alcohol

Episode 119- Mari Lwyd

Mon, 09 Dec 2019 02:07:37 -0000

Knock knock! Who's there? Bone horse! Bone horse who? Best the bone horse in a battle of wits or LET US IN TO YOUR HOUSE FOR BOOZE AND FOOD. We're here with a seasonal episode this week, talking about the terrifying but fun wintertime tradition of the Mari Lwyd! Join us as we talk about wassail, poetry slams, skeleton horses, and more! Happy Holidays!

CW for: alcohol, skeletons

Episode 118- The Toronto Tunnel Monster

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 23:02:47 -0000

Grab a flashlight, it's dark in these here tunnels! This week we travel deep into the darkness of the underground tunnels of Toronto (and a couple other places) to explore the horrors (and friends) that dwell within! We're talking about the Toronto Tunnel Monster (AKA the Cabbagetown Tunnel Monster) as well as an assortment of other creepy critters that dwell in dark, cramped spaces and may or may not be related! Let's get claustrophobic.

CW: Animal death, claustrophobia

Episode 117- The Loch Ness Monster

Mon, 11 Nov 2019 02:48:26 -0000

We've rolled out the red carpet this week, folks, because a CELEBRITY is in the house! The one, The ONLY (probably) Loch Ness Monster. Join us as we dive into some of the bizarre stories surrounding Nessie, and realize pretty fast that there's more to say about this blurry icon than we can fit in just one episode. We also suffered some small technical issues with this episode, but we hope you'll row out across the murky surface of Loch Ness with us just the same, and have some fun.

Episode 116- Halloween Listener Stories 2

Mon, 28 Oct 2019 00:36:50 -0000

It's the spookiest time of the year! So we're back with another round of stories sent to us by listeners with something to share! It's Halloween Listener Stories 2: Electric BOOgaloo! Grab some snacks, a mug of something delicious, and come hang out with us for a little while as we celebrate one of our favorite holidays.

Content warnings: Some swears Pet loss/animal death Violence Child death Body horror Discussion of demons/evil spirits

Episode 115- The Beast of Gevaudan

Thu, 17 Oct 2019 02:39:29 -0000

Sorry for the delay on this one, but we're back this week with a Beast of an episode! Follow us to old-timey France as we discuss a mysterious creature that tormented the French countryside, got the attention of the King, and found its way into werewolf lore and our hearts. This week we're discussing: werewolves and hyenas, historical Big Boys, the most kickass teenage French girl since Joan of Arc, and more!

Content Warnings: Animal death, child death, violence

Episode 114- Organism 46b

Sun, 29 Sep 2019 20:13:37 -0000

On this week's episode we dive deep into the lore of our childhood cartoons for about 15 straight minutes, but THEN! Then, we dive deep under the ice to a mysterious subglacial lake, where danger lurks around every ice shelf. Join us as we discuss Organism 46B! Its name may sound boring and clinical, but it is anything but! This thing's got legs for days and SOMEWHAT devious intentions.

Episode 113- The Huldra

Sun, 15 Sep 2019 19:55:47 -0000

On this podcast, we're brave enough to stand up and say: I love my terrifyingly strong forest wife! Welcome back to The Cryptid Keeper, where this week we're covering a fascinating lady from Scandinavian folklore: The Huldra. Join us as we discuss the importance of manners when dealing with supernatural creatures, ladies with tails, and super-strong women of the woods. If she bends steel with her bare hands, then folks? She's a keeper.

Episode 112- The Ozark Howler

Sun, 01 Sep 2019 21:16:31 -0000

Howl are you? This week's cryptid takes us deep into the Ozarks, where it's known to cause quite a ruckus. We're talking all about the Ozark Howler, an elusive creature with a terrifying cry and some complicated lore! Join us as we discuss the various horrible sounds of nature, truth and lies in the Ozarks, and very fluffy cows. AWOOOOO!

Episode 111- The Nure-Onna (Drenched Woman)

Mon, 19 Aug 2019 00:41:15 -0000

Let's take a lovely stroll along the beach, and not talk to any strange women holding mysterious bundles of cloth! If you do, you might just run into the Nure-Onna, the subject of this week's episode! Part human, part snake, all icon, this watery creature is positively dripping with intrigue. Join us as we discuss snake women, oceanside etiquette, and a few bonus creatures that make up the Nure Onna's super dangerous Girl Squad.

Episode 110- Mummies

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 00:53:49 -0000

There's nothing more summery than a preserved corpse that may or may not have magical properties or a deep-seated hunger for vengeance, so this week is all about Mummies! We're looking particularly at mummies from a mythology/folklore perspective, as it's difficult to debate the existence of mummies in the literal sense. This episode gets thoughtful, gross, and a little...sexy?

Content warnings for: Death, body horror, and violence

Patreon Minisode- The Tizzie-Whizie

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 01:13:38 -0000

Since both of our hosts are a bit out of commission this week, we decided to part the curtain and give you a peek at some of our past Patreon bonus content! This is a Patreon minisode recorded way back in January of this year about the Tizzie-Whizie! Part hedgehog, part bee, all adorable and perfect and valid. Listen as we discuss this lil cutie, as well as a deep dive into Sonic the Hedgehog Lore, common bug misconceptions, and various lakeside legends, all while delving into DEFINITELY inaccurate English accents. Grab a tea and a ginger biscuit and join us.

Episode 109- LIVE in CHICAGO!!!

Mon, 22 Jul 2019 00:46:53 -0000

Since we're both on opposite coasts, your Cryptid Keeper hosts decided to meet in the middle and do a live show in Chicago!!! Pardon our various plosives and various other mishaps that come with live show audio, and come with us! From the Chicago "Mothman", to a mini haunted tour of various creepy sites in the city, to a collection of Listener Stories, we've got a ton of fun for you! Thanks again to everyone who made it out to the show, hopefully this will be the first of many!

Episode 108- Haunted Dolls

Sun, 14 Jul 2019 21:16:32 -0000

Come play with us, listeners! For ever, and ever, and ever... Open up your antique toy chest or head up into that dusty old attic, because this week we're talking about haunted dolls! From Hollywood's Annabelle and Robert the Doll to some lesser-known hidden gems, there is no shortage of creepy little porcelain (or plastic, or wooden, etc) friends out there! Join us as we discuss a wide variety of dolls, sightings, and some information on finding a haunted doll to call your very own!

Episode 107- The Kapre

Sun, 30 Jun 2019 17:00:36 -0000

Be careful walking in the forest, friends! Especially if you smell cigar smoke! You never know what could be chilling in the trees, wearing a cool utility belt and loincloth, ready to pounce! This week we're covering the Kapre, AKA Bigfoot's distant cousin with a penchant for smoking and potentially unsavory behavior.

This episode comes with a Content Warning for discussion of: Stalking, possessive/toxic relationships, and kidnapping

Episode 106- The Lusca

Sun, 23 Jun 2019 20:43:51 -0000

It's Summertime, baby! The perfect time for a vacation to the beautiful crystal blue waters of the Bahamas, where absolutely nothing scary is lurking in any elaborate underwater caves. Just kidding, there absolutely is! Join us as we go cave-diving into the murky story of the Lusca, a giant tentacled creature that may or may not be the star of a Syfy original movie or two.

Episode 105- Demons

Sun, 16 Jun 2019 21:54:44 -0000

You've heard us talk about angels, and now we're back at it again to talk about the other side of the coin! Join us this week as Alex takes us through demons, covering everything from their cultural variations to exorcisms. And, of course, talk a little bit about Good Omens and David Tennant.

CW for discussions of possession, religion, mental illness, exorcism, and death

Episode 104- Baba Yaga (with Bailey Meyers)

Tue, 11 Jun 2019 22:23:54 -0000

Alex is out this week, but have no fear! We have a special guest host! Sliding across the forest floor in a giant mortar and pestle, Bailey Meyers (Goosedrunks, Aksys Games) is with us to talk about the most iconic Russian Grandma Witch of all time, Baba Yaga! Join Addison and Bailey as we discuss feminist readings of fairytales, respecting your elders, and witchy modes of transportation.

CW on this episode for discussion of alcohol/drinking and child death

Episode 103- The Boogeyman

Mon, 03 Jun 2019 00:53:44 -0000

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, and he's no Santa Claus. Check under your bed and keep a nightlight handy because this week's episode is all about The Boogeyman! Known by many names, shapes, and stories across the world, the one thing we can say for sure is that this is One Scary Guy. Join us as we cover sightings, survival tips, and one very intense Disney Channel Original Movie.

Episode 102- The Altamaha-ha

Sun, 26 May 2019 23:19:55 -0000

It's summertime, it's getting hot and toasty out here, how's about we go for a swim? Let's cool off with a friendly local water monster, the Altamaha-ha! Her friends call her Altie, and you can too if you listen to our episode! We're headed down south to Georgia to discuss sea monster descriptions, sightings, and just how big is too big for a sturgeon to be? She's the Nessie of the American South and we love her!

Episode 101- Ladies in Red

Sun, 19 May 2019 22:08:47 -0000

Careful, this podcast is haunted! This week, Addison continues her theme of Ghosts That Wear a Specific Color by talking about ghosts that fall under the category of: Lady in Red. Join us as we battle the terrible internet in Addison's new apartment, discuss the cultural significance of color, and travel from sexy haunted hotels to tragic haunted castles, all in pursuit of the Lady in Red. Sometimes the scariest ghosts are the Ghosts of Our Pasts.

Content Warning on this episode for discussion of: death, domestic violence, and death of an infant

Episode 100 Spectacular

Sun, 12 May 2019 18:25:09 -0000

Well, friends, we've made it. We've been recording this silly monster show for 100 episodes. No, we can't believe it either. Join us for a 100th episode celebration full of tv tropes, twists and turns, questions from Listeners Like You, a Live (Indrid) Cold Reading from The Mothman Prophecies, and an unconventional celebration of all the fun we've had together so far. Happy #CryptKeep100! Stay safe out there.

Episode 99- The Sigbin

Sun, 05 May 2019 23:14:09 -0000

We're crabwalking backwards into your feeds with a brand new episode about a mysterious vampiric creature: the Sigbin! It could be a kangaroo, a bay cat, a hairless bear, or a goat, but all that we know is it's pretty creepy and it wants your blood! Or maybe just the blood of your livestock? Not sure.

This episode comes with a Content Warning for: body horror, animal death, and violence.

Episode 98- The Squonk

Mon, 29 Apr 2019 02:00:28 -0000

This week's subject is known as the ugliest cryptid of all time, but don't you dare judge a book by its cover! He is the Squonk, and he speaks for the trees! By which we mean, he weeps for the trees, just cries all the time. Join us this week as we talk about the squonk's haunting origin story, shocking superpowers, and why you should treat the forests with respect!

Episode 97- Bloody Mary

Sun, 21 Apr 2019 23:05:43 -0000

Cryptid Keeper, Cryptid Keeper, Cryptid Keeper. If you listen to this episode three times in a dark bathroom, we’ll appear in your mirror and tell you you’re doing a good job! And maybe tell you your future? But we're not sure. This week, we're getting into a classic urban legend, with variations from all over the world: Bloody Mary! Join us as we discuss mirror ghosts, sightings, and regional variations on ghost-summoning rituals.

This episode comes with a content warning for discussion of death/ghosts, blood, and violence. Stay safe out there!

Episode 96- Crossroad Devils

Mon, 15 Apr 2019 00:31:42 -0000

Let's head down to the crossroads in the dead of night and make ourselves a deal. All it'll cost is your soul! This week's episode is all about the devils that dwell the crossroads, ready to strike a bargain. Also, there's a lot of overlap with music history! Join us as we discuss the blues, the history of the crossroads legend, and just what it would take for us to strike a Faustian bargain.

This episode comes with a Content Warning for discussion of demons, the devil, and brief mention of sexual content.

Episode 95- The Tsuchinoko

Wed, 03 Apr 2019 21:13:58 -0000

Have you ever looked at a snake and thought "ok that's nice, but what if it had a fat little belly and could doublejump like a dang video game character?" WELL HAVE WE GOT NEWS FOR YOU. This episode is all about the Tsuchinoko, a roly poly little cutie pie hailing from Japan. He's a leaping, venom-spitting, mischievous little guy, and he's also our Favorite Son. Snake me away!

Episode 94 1/2- The Grinch

Mon, 01 Apr 2019 12:00:00 -0000

Happy April First! Welcome to an Extremely Normal episode of The Cryptid Keeper podcast, featuring your usual hosts, completely on-brand subject matter, and nothing at all unusual, out of the ordinary, or related to This Day, The First of April. Tune in for a discussion on The Meanest Guy Around, The Grinch! From medically unsafe heart size to skin pants, it's time to really get into it in this very normal episode.

Episode 94- Men in Black

Sun, 24 Mar 2019 21:37:17 -0000

Episode Notes

And we're not talking about the Will Smith movie! ...okay, we talk about the movie a little bit. Join us this week as we dive into the sometimes terrifying, sometimes funny, always strange and mysterious figures that are the Men in Black. Wherever aliens and unexplained phenomenon occur, they are sure to follow. What are they hiding? What do they want? Are they comic book characters or aliens in William Shatner masks? Let's see if we can find out.

Episode 93- Women in White

Sun, 17 Mar 2019 19:09:24 -0000

Episode Notes

From crumbling castles to the Hollywood Hills, there are ghost stories just about everywhere. This week, we're focusing on one type of ghost in particular, one that has different versions all across the world: the Woman in White. Is she a tragic victim of a horrible accident? A sword-wielding vengeance spirit? A deadly prankster? The answer to all of those is: yes. Lady ghosts in white dresses are not a monolith, people!

This episode comes with a Content Warning for mentions of death, murder, spousal abuse, and suicide.

Episode 92- Wild Haggis

Mon, 11 Mar 2019 06:40:18 -0000

Episode Notes

NOTE from 2021:

This episode was recorded a couple years before Elliot Page came out, and he is referred to using his deadname and old pronouns. We support and admire Elliot and apologize for how poorly this segment aged in retrospect. Thank you!

You think you know about haggis? Think you know The Truth? Think again. We're about to turn your world upside down with an episode all about the majestic, the impossible, the glorious... Wild Haggis.

How serious are we being right now? Guess you'll have to listen and find out.

Episode 91- Cryptid Hoaxes

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 00:34:40 -0000

Episode Notes

As we all know, cryptids are definitely real, of course, all the time. But what about when they're not? This week, we're deviating from our usual subject matter to talk about disproven cryptids and supernatural activity. Humans are tricky, don't ya know? Join us as we cover four of Addison's favorite famous hoaxes, from fairy photographs and cracking knuckles to mermaids being seized by the court system.

Episode 90- Chessie

Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:59:28 -0000

Episode Notes

You've heard of Nessie, now get ready for her lesser-known maybe-cousin, Chessie! The "monster" of the Chesapeake Bay, she's bringing us mystery, intrigue, and environmental activism every single day and we, frankly, do not deserve her. Join us as we discuss our new favorite Bay Monster, giant snakes, visiting manatees, and HOW TO SAVE THE PLANET.

Episode 89- Will o' the Wisps

Sun, 17 Feb 2019 23:20:44 -0000

Episode Notes

Will o' the wisps, hinkypunks, wanderlights, just what ARE these strange lights leading travelers astray in the dead of night. Ghosts? Swamp gas? Some guy named Will? Guess you'll have to listen and find out! Join us as we discuss the folklore behind these mysterious lights, the scientific explanations, and why you should maybe just buy a compass and stop taking advice from lights in the forest.

Episode 88- The Thunderbird

Sun, 10 Feb 2019 23:07:54 -0000

The episode that used to be here has been taken down. Since this original episode was recorded, we’ve learned that it was disrespectful, hurtful, and appropriative of Native cultures. We wanted to take the episode down so it would not be able to hurt anyone else, and we wanted to leave a placeholder up, for an explanation and for accountability. We can’t erase the harm that was caused by our ignorance, but we can and will do whatever we can to prevent doing more harm going forward. Thank you.

Episode 87- Globsters

Sun, 03 Feb 2019 21:40:24 -0000

Episode Notes

We're back with a brand new episode this week, one that you...maybe shouldn't eat while listening to. I mean, do what you want, we're not the bosses of you, but just maybe?

They're not glam lobsters, they're not even mobsters made out of gelatin, they're actually UFOs (unidentified fleshy objects). What's washing up on shore? Whether it's whales, bird raccoons, or plesiosaurs, we know one thing: it's Pretty Gross.

Episode 86- Atmospheric Beasts

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 05:23:03 -0000

Episode Notes

We're on opposite coasts again, but it doesn't matter because this week's episode takes us all the way out into the stratosphere as we discuss Atmospheric Beasts (and where to find them? can we get sued for that?)

Whether they're terrifying headless eels that spit fire, or beautiful sky-blue jellyfish, or just a patch of mist that looks a little too much like a whale, we're here to talk about animals that live among the clouds. Come fly with us!

Episode 85- The Mongolian Death Worm

Sun, 13 Jan 2019 21:03:56 -0000

Episode Notes

I feel the earth move under my feet, I see a GIANT WORM COMING TO THE SURFACE TO DESTROY US ALL! Once the topic of an episode lost to the sands of time and audio editing software glitches, Addison has finally brought back her thoughts and research on The Mongolian Death Worm. It's not just the coolest possible band name, it's a giant worm that spits acid and has X-men level superpowers. Join us as we discuss scary desert creatures, sightings, and just HOW BIG worms can get (it's way too big for anyone's comfort).

Episode 84- The Devil Bird

Sun, 06 Jan 2019 22:24:52 -0000

Episode Notes

CONTENT WARNING: The lore contained in this episode comes with a content warning for discussion of cannibalism, child death, and murder.

It also features Addison, Alex, and Special Guest Tim Woerner (of A Horror Borealis, One Shot Network) imitating horrible bird calls, getting Upset at the World's Saddest Backstory, and sharing a moment of genuine vulnerability in the face of the new year. Tha nk you for sticking with us through 2018, Keepers. In 2019, make sure to stay safe out there. <3

Episode 83- Frau Perchta

Mon, 24 Dec 2018 02:56:46 -0000

Episode Notes

We're rounding out this year's Winter Holiday Season Folklore series with a very special lady: Frau Perchta. Be careful about calling yourself trash, if she agrees you might find yourself full of it! This week, Addison dives into the complex and varied lore surrounding the Epiphany-time figure of Frau Perchta, The Wild Hunt, and how stories change with time (and the influence of the church). Happy Holidays from us and ours (including Mothman of course) to you and yours!

Episode 82- The Yule Lads

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 21:27:14 -0000

Episode Notes

Happy Holidays! We've brought you 13 presents, each one stranger than the last! Is your house a little lonely around this time of year? Don't have enough relatives eating your leftovers and slamming your doors? Don't worry! The Yule Lads are here to help! They're here, they're weird, and they're festive as heck!

Episode 81- The Yule Cat

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 23:46:29 -0000

Episode Notes

There's a chill in the air, a dusting of snow on the ground, and the thundering footsteps of a Very Big Cat. Oh lawd...He coming. Here comes the Yule Cat, here to either eat your christmas dinner or your children, we're not exactly sure. Join us as we discuss Iceland's biggest, scariest Christmas Cat, the strange politics of Yuletide folk tales, and how much Addison will cry over cats. Happy Holidays!

Episode 80- White Things (With Brie Sheldon!)

Sun, 02 Dec 2018 21:48:15 -0000

Episode Notes

We aren't trying to be deliberately vague, there genuinely is a category of cryptid called "White Things". What is it exactly? A shapeshifter? An albino wolf? Now what the everloving heck is Sheepsquatch? Game designer, editor and journalist Brie Sheldon (Turn, Let me Take a Selfie, and more) joins us to discuss these bloodthirsty and maybe cute (?) creatures with the world's vaguest name.

Find Brie here: https://twitter.com/briecs http://www.briecs.com/

Episode 79- Yuki-Onna

Sun, 25 Nov 2018 21:45:02 -0000

Episode Notes

This episode comes with a content warning for discussion of food/eating at the beginning, and discussion of death from exposure/hypothermia throughout. Stay safe out there!

This week we talk about the beautiful, seasonal Snow Goth that is the Yuki-Onna (or "Snow Woman"). Depending on who you ask, she's either a tragic figure of a life cut short, a goddess of some kind, or a soul-stealing winter vampire. Maybe she's all of the above, don't try to put her in your box! Bundle up in some toasty blankets, make yourself a warm beverage, and join us as we go from 1500s Japanese folklore all the way to very troubling dating sims of the 2010s.

Episode 78- The Waitoreke

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 02:39:27 -0000

Episode Notes

Did you know otters have a favorite rock and hold hands when they sleep? Did you know New Zealand SUPPOSEDLY doesn't have any otters? Did you know that SOME PEOPLE THINK OTHERWISE? Join us this week as we discuss the highly adorable and plausible Waitoreke! It could be a platypus, an otter, or a cat mermaid! Whatever it is, it's definitely...something.

Episode 77- El Duende

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 22:33:46 -0000

Episode Notes

There aren't your Santa's elves! They might be your grandmother's lawn gnomes? We're not entirely sure. This week, we're discussing the morally ambiguous and possibly thumbless Duende! Join us as we go on a wild ride and learn a thing or two about what a good PR team can do for the right cryptid.

(Featuring a special announcement about our pod finding a home of its own!)

Episode 76- Halloween Listener Stories PART TWO

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 01:52:09 -0000

Halloween may be over, but we're not done yet! We're back with part 2 of our Halloween Listener Stories Special, featuring contributions from Listeners Like You! Join us as we share your stories, offer advice where we can, and all in all have a jolly good time as we bid the Halloween season goodbye for another year* *Addison would like to clarify that Halloween is never over if you carry its spirit in your heart

Episode 75- Halloween Listener Stories (Part One)

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 07:54:38 -0000

Happy (almost) Halloween! This week's episode features our secret third (and fourth and fifth etc.) host: YOU! It's part one of our two-part Halloween Listener Stories Special! Every story or sighting in this episode was submitted by a listener to this very podcast, presented by us for your spoopy seasonal enjoyment. Thank you to everyone who submitted, you're Jacks (O lantern) of All Trades!

Episode 74- The Manananggal

Mon, 22 Oct 2018 05:01:39 -0000

Even an earthquake drill can't stop us from discussing one of Addison's greatest childhood nightmares. Like a bat out of hell, she careens through the sky in search of people to suck dry like a capri sun! She's just a MananangGAL on the Town, and she's... troubling. This episode comes with a Content Warning for MAJOR Body Horror. Join us as we cover this vampiric creature, from her varied nomenclature to her ability to SPLIT HERSELF IN HALF. Hang on, this flight may experience some turbulence and flying torsos.

Episode 73- Real Vampires

Sun, 14 Oct 2018 23:19:27 -0000

Today's episode comes with a Content Warning for blood and light discussion of sexual content. Exercise caution when listening, and stay safe out there! Vampires: they're just like us, only not super great at graphic design. This week, we're deviating a little bit from our show's usual subject matter, and talking about something that is most assuredly real in every way: real-life practicing vampires. We're taking a thoughtful look into a portion of the population that many people know nothing about, and hopefully coming out of it informed and with newly piqued curiosity!

Episode 72- Gef the Mongoose

Sun, 07 Oct 2018 23:02:44 -0000

We're the EIGHTH WONDER OF THE PODCAST WORLD! We're here to haunt you with clanking chains and groan-worthy puns, and if this description is confusing you then you should probably go ahead and listen to the episode all about a very special little guy. He's the fifth dimension, the eighth wonder of the world, he's Gef the Talking Mongoose and he defies explanation.

Episode 71- The Tatzelwurm

Sun, 30 Sep 2018 23:14:02 -0000

Do you ever look at a cat and think "I sure wish that had more scales"? Ever look at a snake and think "I sure wish that had whiskers"? Do both of those sound like animals you'd like to pet, no matter the cost? Then this episode might be for you. This week, we're talking about the original cat snake/maybe a dragon/possibly a basilisk with a name that never stops being fun to say: The Tatzelwurm!

Episode 70- Centaurs

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 20:28:25 -0000

Are they more horse than man? More man than horse? Inspired by an ill-advised bingewatch of Bojack Horseman, Addison brings Centaurs to the table today. Join us as we discuss folkloric inconsistencies in the Harry Potter universe, reverse-centaurs, and all manner of (possibly satanic) modern-day horseman sightings.

Episode 69- The Gray Man

Sun, 16 Sep 2018 23:41:01 -0000

To all those affected by Hurricane Florence: We hope you're staying safe out there! This episode was recorded before the hurricane hit, when we all knew it was coming, and we decided to cover a legendary figure who warns people of impending storms. NOT to be confused with serial killer Albert Fish, he's The Gray Man. He's a decidedly Good Ghost and/or apparition, and we hope you enjoy the episode. Take care, stay safe, and help those affected by the storm if at all possible.

Episode 68- The Dark Watchers

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 23:44:38 -0000

Someone's watching over you...provided you're walking past a specific stretch of mountain at a specific time of day. Are they ghosts? Shadow people? Weird mountain-dwelling voyeurs with great taste in hats? We're not sure! We know one thing though: they're the Dark Watchers and the subject of this week's episode.

Episode 67- The Capelobo

Sun, 02 Sep 2018 21:37:57 -0000

We're back! Recording from two opposite coasts, we're back in your ears again with a Very Troubling Lad. This episode comes with a content warning for body horror because we're dealing with The Beast of Bray Road's soap opera-esque Evil Counterpart: the Capelobo. Expect the unexpected, because this creature puts the "oh god WHY" in anteater.

Episode 66- Doppelgangers

Tue, 14 Aug 2018 06:19:14 -0000

This week's subject is looking awfully familiar...maybe TOO familiar. We're traveling to Germany and beyond, from the man in the mirror to a stranger in a crowd, we're covering Doppelgangers! In which "twinsies" takes on a much sinister meaning. It's our last episode recording in the same place (for now) and we hope you have as much fun as we did.

Episode 65- The Rougarou

Sun, 05 Aug 2018 05:28:40 -0000

Alex is back this week and we're feeling a little hungry...a little TOO hungry...for Knowledge. If you're feeling a little peckish too, let's sate our unnatural hankerings together and learn about this week's frightening creature. Not quite a werewolf, not quite a wendigo, but it's definitely cause for conversation. So let's take a trip over to the beautiful French countryside and watch out for wolves trying to fight you: this week we're discussing the Rougarou. Audio editing by Val Petrone

Episode 64- The Hopkinsville Goblins

Mon, 23 Jul 2018 00:19:45 -0000

They're in the sky, they're on your roof, in your windows, doing backflips and just totally OWNING you in front of your whole family: It's the Hopkinsville Goblins! Guest Host Andrew (A Horror Borealis, our theme music) joins us again in Alex's absence as we cover what may be the Original Little Green Men. They're out of this world!

Bonus Episode- The Menehune

Wed, 18 Jul 2018 20:27:16 -0000

To make up for our absence last week, we're here with a bonus episode featuring Andrew Giotta, from A Horror Borealis and also The Writer of Our Theme Music! Andrew is filling in for Alex as a guest host while she is off making sweet jazz music, and we're here with some music and fun times of our own! Join us as we bring some really chaotic energy to the suffering booth, where Addison drags jokes on for too long and Andrew teaches us about his former hometown cryptid: The Menehune!

Episode 63- The Hoop Snake

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 02:37:10 -0000

Have you ever thought to yourself: What if Sonic the Hedgehog was a terrifying bee/snake hybrid instead? No? Well, get ready to think about it. This is one hoop you probably won't see at any music festivals (if you're lucky). We're taking a trip all over on this week's episode, from The USA to Canada to the Australian Outback as we discuss the exactly-what-it-sounds-like Hoop Snake. Snake me to church!

Episode 62- The Mokele Mbembe

Sun, 01 Jul 2018 21:38:24 -0000

This episode is about something much bigger than the two of us, and we mean that literally. We cover the possibility of a living, modern-day dinosaur, as well as the creature's strange level of popularity. This smooth operator has been the subject of much debate, expeditions, and even religious fervor. Join us as we discuss dinosaur fever, crocodile feet, the existential dread of being forced to reckon with things beyond humanity. We have fun here!

Episode 61- The Jackalope

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:18:11 -0000

Bounding into the studio from the faraway plains of Wyoming is this week's truly iconic cryptid! Some call them a hoax, some call them a Disney star, we just call them...the Jackalope! Part jackrabbit, part antelope, ALL fun. A cryptid that you can have a drink with and take to karaoke, what more could we ask for? Join us as we discuss horned rabbits from around the globe, advancements in medical science, Watership Down, and the famous Jackalope itself!

Episode 60- The Flatwoods Monster

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 20:46:47 -0000

Here she IS, world! Stomping down that intergalactic catwalk, blowing everyone away with her incredible presence and potentially poison smoke, we're covering one of our personal favorites this week: The Flatwoods Monster/Flatwoods Alien/Braxie (ONLY to her friends). Join us as we declare our collective love of this Absolute Icon of West Virginia and discuss sightings, potential origins, Carol For Aliens, and more. #FreeBraxie #LetUsMarryBraxie

Episode 59- The Ningen (and Ningyo!)

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 22:29:21 -0000

Come on in, the water's cold but it's (probably) fine! We're back this week revisiting everyone's favorite arctic aquatic humanoid. It's the ningen but it may or may not be a whale, a robot, an alien, or a giant mermaid! Who can say? Certainly not us, but we're going to try anyway. Join us as we discuss ningen vs. ningyo, possible government conspiracies on 2chan, nanobots, and more!

Episode 58- The Shore Laddie

Mon, 04 Jun 2018 01:16:42 -0000

Gather round, laddies, lassies, and friends of all kinds! We're heading to the not-at-all sandy Iceland beaches to learn all about the bafflingly-named Shore Laddie! You can hear this boy coming from all the way down the street, so lock up your sheep because ewe know just what's coming. A strange and mischievous boy of indeterminate species. Join us as we dive into the confusing lore of the shore laddie, several other Icelandic sea monsters, feathered dinosaurs, and more!

Episode 57- Unicorns

Sun, 27 May 2018 18:41:26 -0000

Get out your Lisa Frank notebooks and My Little Pony box sets, it's time to shatter some preconceived notions! We're back this week for a brand new episode on everyone's favorite pointy horses: unicorns. Join us as we explore Scientifically Confirmed Unicorns, mythology from around the world, Alex's Unicorn OC, and which unicorns are just massive jerks. Are unicorns magic or are they maybe just really fuzzy rhinos? Let's find out.

Episode 56- Angels

Sun, 20 May 2018 23:43:00 -0000

What’s the difference between a mailman and an angel? Pretty much nothing, as long as your mailman is covered in thousands of eyes. This week, we take a look at angels from a folkloric perspective (rather than religious), and bust some misconceptions about the mythology surrounding them (more like MYTHconceptions, am I right?) Join us as we discuss the prevalence of angels across the world and throughout history, and run the subject matter gambit from faith and belief to Travolta films and Bath and Body Works. Note, after the fact: The phrase "shamanistic lore" appears in this episode, which we have been informed is a problematic term. We apologize for its use in this episode and will avoid it in the future. Big thank you to the listener who brought this to our attention, we want to make sure this podcast is a fun and safe time for all listening. Thank you, and stay safe out there.

Patreon Minisode- The Teakettler

Sun, 13 May 2018 20:30:07 -0000

To help pass the time during our unexpected leave of absence, we've released something from the Patreon vault! Here is the first bonus content we ever recorded together, a minisode on a precious little Fearsome Critter called The Teakettler! Join us for a little amuse bouche as we discuss cryptid cuteness, lumberjack fraternities, and the ukulele chords to Wonderwall. Thank you for your patience, and we'll be back up and running soon! Our sponsor, Sudio Headphones, can be found here: https://www.sudio.com/us/

Episode 55- The Hodag

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 20:56:19 -0000

Not hot dog, not hot dish... It's the Hodag! We're back to the beautiful, cheese-filled Midwest this week to talk about Wisconsin's favorite hoax(or is it?). Is it a dinosaur? Is it a very sad bulldog? Is it, perhaps, just a very melancholy boy? It's definitely the pride and joy of a small town in Wisconsin, and may very well evoke pride and joy (along with confusion and dread) in you too. When life gives you lemons, PLEASE keep them to yourself.

Episode 54- The Wulver

Sun, 22 Apr 2018 20:26:17 -0000

This episode is a bit shorter than usual, but our love for this Sweet Boy will last a lifetime! We're off to Scotland this episode, land of kilts, haggis, and friendly charity wolves. Join us as we discuss what might be the softest creature yet, as well as covering topics like Wulver themed dances, Severus Snape lukewarm takes, and the Three Types of Kid.

Episode 53- The Earth Hound

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 02:03:27 -0000

Don't bring this little guy to the dog park! He probably wouldn't like it there anyway! He prefers the misty churchyards of Scotland, where he can burrow into the graveyard dirt and feast on human flesh to his heart's content. Follow us to the land of Nessie as we skirt right past Loch Ness and cover one of Scotland's lesser-known cryptids, the bizarrely-named and stranger-described Earth Hound.

Episode 52- The Phantom Kangaroo

Sun, 01 Apr 2018 17:10:10 -0000

What's that in your Easter Basket (or basket of goodies celebrating another Springtime Festivity)? Why, it's a brand new episode! The Easter Bunny isn't the only thing hopping around and spreading joy today! We're here to talk about another hippity-hoppity menace (or friend) appearing ALL OVER THE WORLD! Part potential ghost, part scientific mystery, part kangaroo, all adorable! It's the Phantom Kangaroo, and it might be coming to your town next!

Episode 51- The Skunk Ape

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 00:56:49 -0000

It's getting pretty swampy out here! Let's head into the murky waters of the Everglades and find out about everyone's favorite Stinky Guy, the Skunk Ape! Who is he? Why does he smell like that? Is it ill-advised body spray or a defense mechanism? Is the Skunk Ape the gentlest soul we have covered so far? What about those glowing eyes? Join us as we attempt to answer all of these questions, but mainly just end up with some new sitcom ideas.

Episode 50- Listener Stories 2

Sun, 18 Mar 2018 21:53:54 -0000

Warning for unreality in our intro! If that causes you anxiety feel free to skip ahead a bit! We made it through 50 episodes! Wild! We've decided to celebrate with a special appearance from our secret third host: All of you! We took some more listener stories about personal experiences, local legends, and strange family happenings and assembled them into this episode! It's a very fun and creepy time! Stay tuned to the very end (after the outro music) for a special bit of bonus audio from one of the listener stories themselves! And it's from a previous guest, to boot!!! Thank you for 50 episodes, you're all total keepers!

Episode 49- The Ogopogo

Mon, 12 Mar 2018 01:31:04 -0000

We're looking for the Ogopogo! Join us, won't you? This week's episode is about an unsung (though previously sung about!) lake monster. Is it a sheep? Probably not! Is it an eel? Maybe! Is it cool and fun and funky and fresh, but also predates Nessie by YEARS? Yes! Let's head up North and find out just what's going on between a pollywog and a whale. NOTE: This episode contains some outdated and offensive language in one of our sources. This has been brought to our attention, and we both apologize and commit to avoiding this terminology and to choosing better sources in the future, as well as avoiding similarly outdated and offensive word choices. Thank you so much for bringing this to our attention, and please don't be afraid to correct us in the future if we mess up. Although, we hope that you won't have to because we plan to know better and do better. Stay safe out there.

Episode 48- Shadow People

Sun, 04 Mar 2018 23:58:54 -0000

Well, kids, we did it! We've officially been making this weird show for a year! Thank you for all of your support, now let's talk about something terrifying. Turn off all the lights, pull the covers up to your chin, and ignore the strange figure in your doorway, because this week's episode is all about Shadow People. Are they like Peter Pan? Yes and no. Yes, they're terrifying and mainly draw the attention of children, no they are not fun for the whole family. What kind of hats do they like? What do they want? Are they aliens, probably? Listen and find out.

Episode 47- J'ba Fofi

Sun, 18 Feb 2018 20:10:07 -0000

What walks on eight legs in the morning, eight legs in the evening, and is terrifying round the clock? This week's cryptid takes us all over the world, upsettingly enough, to wherever giant spiders can be found. Think you can handle it? Don't worry, neither can Addison. Join us as we discuss Way Too Big Bugs, the science of spider size, surprise tarantulas, and a terrifying new Amazon.com venture. Spider? I barely know her!

Episode 46- Noppera-Bo

Sun, 11 Feb 2018 19:30:26 -0000

Have you seen the classic Nicholas Cage film Face/Off? Well this episode is just like that, except that it's nothing like that at all. This week we travel back into the Very Spooky world of Yokai, and cover one that is particularly hard to read: the fascinatingly faceless Noppera-bo. Are badgers pranking humans? Can some people just set their face sliders to zero? Should we all learn to be more like the faceless ghosts? Listen, and find out. No need to put on a happy face, or any face at all really! Check out our sponsor, The Alexandria Archives, on iTunes (and wherever you download podcasts) and their website: alexandriaarchives.com! Ia ia Wendigos!

Episode 45- The Grootslang

Mon, 05 Feb 2018 00:13:13 -0000

It's time to talk about the elephant in the room. And the snake in the room. Actually, they're the same animal and also the room is a cave. This episode is about everyone's favorite Gem of a cryptid, a real Diamond in the Rough, the Grootslang. Part snake, part elephant, all terrifying. Where did it come from? What does it want? What does ABCD mean and why should you do it? Find out on this episode.

Episode 44- The Enfield Monster

Mon, 29 Jan 2018 04:29:13 -0000

NOT to be confused with The Enfield Poltergeist, that's a topic for a future episode! You know how sitcoms like to have clip episodes, full of nostalgia and random unexpected guest stars? This episode is kind of like that: unexpected Big Names come up, the plot is incomprehensible, and its star was big in the 80s. What is the Enfield Monster? What does it want? Why does Alex hate it so much? What does it have to do with Ashton Kutcher? Listen, and find out. Let's get weird!

Episode 43- Féar Gortach (Hungry Grass)

Sun, 21 Jan 2018 17:03:02 -0000

We're heading back to the beautiful green grassy fields of Ireland once more, but please do exercise caution when crossing those fields! You never know when a shortcut might cut your life short. This week we discuss the Hungry Grass, a phenomenon much less whimsical than its name would imply. Join us as we discuss Irish history, spirits of tragedy, cultural memory, and how ghosts can help us make 2018 a better year.

Episode 42- The Owlman

Sun, 14 Jan 2018 19:10:51 -0000

These aren't your Hogwarts owls! The only thing they're delivering is TERROR. Follow us to chilly England and chillier Chicago as we cover The Owlman- or is it Owl MEN? Join us as we discuss demons, ley lines, aliens, GAVIN, Mothman, and more as we try to answer the age-old question: What even ARE owls, really? Also, thanks to the results of a Patreon poll ending in a tie, stay tuned for a bonus cryptid: The Beavershark of the Southern USA! It's a wild ride, folks! Come along with us!

Episode 41- The Encantado

Wed, 10 Jan 2018 01:32:58 -0000

Now, imagine the Jaws theme song, but remixed so it has a SICK bass drop. That's essentially this week's cryptid. ONE SHOT's James D'amato joins us to talk about the Encantado. I don't know how else to say this, folks...it's a were-dolphin. This episode takes us into warm waters and low lighting as we get into a creature that's a little bit sexy, and a WHOLE LOT of trouble. The image we are all screaming about in this episode can be found here: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-73OcA0bLvCk/T86SnhTmztI/AAAAAAAACME/SRrxPxsJ50k/s1600/Encantado%252C%2BTim%2BMorris.jpg

Episode 40- Listener Stories!

Sun, 31 Dec 2017 20:14:20 -0000

Happy New Year! We're bringing in 2018 the Cryptid Keeper way and celebrating a new year of podcasting with some Listener Stories. We've gathered these from listeners via our twitter, facebook, and email, and they're a really great time. From mermaids to Black Eyed Children. Sasquatch to possible demonic entities, we're here to share your personal stories, family legends, and Hometown Cryptids, as well as a few personal stories of our own! Hope you enjoy this special episode, and...Stay safe out there!

Episode 39- The Krampus

Sun, 24 Dec 2017 20:02:27 -0000

We wish you a scary Christmas, and a creepy New Year! It's Part Two of our unofficial Wintertime Holiday Special, and while we left you with some heartwarming musings on Santa last week, we're here this week to talk about the Krampus (and some other Christmas Demons). We kick off the episode with a little on-air cohost Gift Exchange, but don't worry, it's all downhill into madness from there. We're back to pitching the next Hit Movies of 2018, discussing the Krampus mosh pit, and Santa's accountability for the sins of his compatriots. There are no survival tips this episode, because you cannot escape the Krampus. He'll whip you into shape. Happy Holdays from the Cryptid Keeper team! Stay Safe out there!

Episode 38 - Santa Claus

Sun, 17 Dec 2017 23:19:22 -0000

More like The CHRISTMAS Keeper! It's a Very Special Holiday Episode of the podcast this week, as we dive into the lore of Santa Claus himself! He's a holly jolly cryptid, and there are sightings of him from all over the world. Join us as we look at the iconic holiday figure through a cryptozoological lens and discuss possible theories, The Xmas Files, and retaining a sense of childlike wonder even as the world goes off the rails. Bring us some figgy pudding! Our sponsor, Sudio headphones, can be found here: https://goo.gl/JGQTvX

Episode 37- Whale Eater(s)

Mon, 11 Dec 2017 21:34:37 -0000

Let's dive into the ocean yet again! No, deeper. Nah, a little bit deeper, down where the fish have translucent skin and the vegetation glows. Let's get creepy with it. This week we talk about ocean cryptids that eat whales, or possibly just fight them, and Addison mixes up a bunch of different dinosaur names. We talk about Irish sea serpents, modern day dinosaurs, and CSI but for Whales. Also stay tuned for an entirely unnecessary Bonus Cryptid at the end. Remember: as long as you're not a whale, you're probably fine! But stay out of the ocean in case.

Episode 36- Selkies

Mon, 04 Dec 2017 00:49:38 -0000

First they're beautiful seals, swimming through the water, next they're walking around on those...what do you call 'em? Oh, feet. We travel over to the chilly, foggy shores of Ireland/Scotland/Iceland to discuss one of the most bittersweet creatures so far, the Selkie. Let's dip our toes into the icy, refreshing waters of folklore and learn about these beautiful, mournful seal people. Take off your skin and stay a while.

Episode 35- The Fresno Nightcrawler

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 22:06:53 -0000

Over in Fresno, California, something is walking around late at night. Making their way downtown, walking fast, but where are they going? These mysterious creatures with legs that go on for miles, what are they doing here? Why do they look like a pair of white pants with eyes? Why are we singing songs from The Book of Mormon? All these questions and more, we attempt to answer in this episode.

Episode 34- The Deer Woman

Mon, 20 Nov 2017 01:40:12 -0000

Episode 33- The Loveland Frogman

Mon, 13 Nov 2017 03:17:34 -0000

Down by the banks of the hanky panky, where the Loveland Frogman jumps from bank to bank-y, it's Episode 33! We're heading over to the lovely state of Ohio to discuss musical theatre sensation and real Prince of a Cryptid, The Loveland Frogman/men(maybe). This cryptid is wrapped in mystery, conspiracy, and a lot of debate about the difference between lizards and frogs. What are the differences, you ask? A LOT. Hop on in and let's kiss some cryptids.

Episode 32- Ghouls

Sun, 29 Oct 2017 21:49:35 -0000

What's that grin on our faces? We're just a couple of Ghouls, excited for HALLOWEEN! No spooky scary skeletons or ghastly ghosts today, we're all about Ghouls on this week's episode. Come take a stroll in the cemetery with us as we cover all the different varieties of ghouls, some less-than-practical survival tips, and take a trip to Alex's Linguistics Corner. What's Ed Gein have to do with this? How about hyenas? TvTropes? Gotta listen and find out all the Ghoulish secrets. Happy Halloween from our Cryptozoological Family to Yours!

Episode 31- Kuchisake Onna (or, The Slit-Mouthed Woman)

Sun, 22 Oct 2017 12:57:27 -0000

Are you in the Halloween spirit yet? Ready for vengeful spirits to roam the earth in search of some kind of recompense? Good, then this will be a good start. This week's episode covers the Kuchisake Onna, or the Slit-Mouthed Woman, a Japanese ghost who has a few questions for you, and the answers are harder than you'd expect. Best if you don't tell her to smile. Tune in as we cover the legend, the intersection of ghosts and cryptids, when to throw a fistful of candy, and more.

Episode 30- Trolls

Tue, 17 Oct 2017 01:48:22 -0000

TROLLS! IN THE PODCAST! ...thought you ought to know. Lauren Milici, who you may remember from our Chupacabra episode or being one of our AMAZING executive producers of the show, joins us again to discuss trolls! The folklore kind, the Norway kind, not the internet kind or the kind that spell it "trollz". We talk Riddles Three, turning to stone, survival tips, and more! If you like listening to three people watch found footage and trying to describe it, we've got some of that for you too! We've got all the Troll content you crave, except Anna Kendrick and Justin Timberlake singing a touching duet.

Episode 29- The Jersey Devil

Sun, 08 Oct 2017 20:57:42 -0000

What's that screaming sound? That fluttering of wings? Just a Very Famous Boy! We're headed back to New Jersey for one of its greatest claims to Cryptid fame: The Jersey Devil! The devil's in the details, and in this episode! Episode 29 is jam-packed with folklore, hoaxes, sightings all throughout history, and even a few possible scientific explanations. Stay tuned for all that and more, including tales from substitute teaching, local news stories, and the thoughts of internet commenters who want to defend the honor of the Devil Himself!

Episode 28- The Nandi Bear

Sun, 01 Oct 2017 19:44:49 -0000

We're back with another episode this week, with one caveat: due to some technical difficulties, the audio quality of this particular episode is not up to our usual standard. It sounds a bit like we recorded inside a Scary Well, or perhaps...a cave? You know what else lives in caves sometimes? Bears. Nailed it. This week we cover the mysterious and maybe adorable but definitely dangerous Nandi Bear of Kenya. Hope you stick around and join us as we discuss bear sleeper cells, zombears, Doug Jones, and more! This episode is brought to you in part by The Alexandria Archives, available on iTunes. http://www.alexandriaarchives.com/

Episode 27- The Pope Lick Monster

Mon, 25 Sep 2017 01:48:47 -0000

No, it doesn't lick popes. It's named for a much more practical and distressing reason. Hear that train a-rumbling down the track? That's this week's cryptid, rolling into your...ears? This week, we discuss the harrowing tale of the Pope Lick Monster or The Goat Man of Pope Lick Creek. This midnight train is going NOWHERE, or at least nowhere we want to be. Come hang out with us, where it's safe, far from any Goat Men or even Goats as we talk Rules of Fiction, beautiful blue eyes, and some genuine safety tips.

Episode 26- The Ahool

Sun, 17 Sep 2017 19:15:30 -0000

It stalks like a shadow, it flies like a bat. Because it's basically a giant bat. Maybe? Maybe it's a lizard, or a bird. Who can say? Supposedly us, I guess. Whatever it is, it's the Ahool! This episode has it all! Horrible bat stories, wonderful bat stories, Addison's Environmental Soapbox, sightings on sightings, survival tips, and an expose on the VERY unfair smear campaign against what is undoubtedly a Flying Friend.

Episode 25 - Carnivorous Trees

Sun, 10 Sep 2017 22:18:19 -0000

They may be vegetation, but they sure aren't vegetarian. Come into this Little Podcast of Horrors today for a little lesson in Cryptobotany! We discuss carnivorous trees from all over the world, deadly flowers, and how to raise a healthy venus flytrap. Not all leafy greens are good for you. Some want you for dinner.

Episode 24- The Shug Monkey

Sun, 03 Sep 2017 18:51:14 -0000

This ep is BANANAS, B A N A N A S! Get it? Because monkeys eat bananas? On this week's episode, we discuss the English legend with an English Legend, writer Henry Galley! Could he be the Shug Monkey? Unlikely, but anything is possible. Join us and Henry as we discuss soulful eyes, healthy relationships, the unbearable British-ness of this particular cryptid, and (of course) Steve Buscemi.

Episode 23- Giants

Sun, 27 Aug 2017 18:01:26 -0000

Welcome to the Big Leagues. The Biggest Leagues. So Big. Uncomfortably Big. Nightmarishly Big. After a two-week hiatus, the very rusty Addison brings Alex (and all of you) into the world of Giants this week, taking us from the Bible to the Norse Battlefield, from creepy caves in the USA to chilly antarctic waters. Giants are anywhere and everywhere if the stories are to be believed. Think big. Really big. As big as the possible government conspiracies suppressing the evidence of giants and hiding their bones in Nicolas Cage's closet.

Episode 22 - Sirens And Merfolk

Sun, 06 Aug 2017 14:52:49 -0000

Do you hear that haunting melody, floating across the sea? Don't worry, no need to plug your ears or panic, it's just the theme music taking us into a brand new episode. Let's steer into unfamiliar waters and try not to crash on the rocks as we talk about Sirens and Merfolk. On this episode, we dive deep into the murky waters of Merfolk and Siren lore, discuss many a possible explanation for the sightings over the years, ponder the connection between sirens and Bjork, and share some "celebrity" mermaid sightings by some Famous Jerks of History. Take a swim with us, it'll all be just fine.

Episode 21- The Basilisk

Sun, 30 Jul 2017 15:20:17 -0000

The chamber of secrets has been opened. Also the chamber of bad jokes and fun facts about the famous Giant Snake (which is actually not-so-giant) that kills with a single look. Andrew (composer of our theme song and general Great Dude) and Jess(resident Borderlands witch and Cryptid advocate), our guests from the Kelpie episode, join us as we travel back in time to see if folks from Way Back When were good at identifying cryptids (spoiler: they were not). If you're a fan of Alex (as we all are) or a fan of audio free from the weird background noise of a passing train, neither of those are present in this episode. However, many other things are present, including toads sitting on eggs, dangerous pasta, and lots and lots and LOTS of snakes.

Episode 20- The West Virginia Yahoo (sort of)

Sun, 23 Jul 2017 13:48:53 -0000

So a large portion of this episode's audio was eaten by some podcast gremlins/a malfunctioning computer. We still wanted to put out an episode, so here is this child size extra-small episode. Thanks for your patience. No, the West Virginia Yahoo isn't a specialized search engine or just a weird guy from West Virginia. It's Bigfoot's weird cousin! We talk sightings, naked weirdos, West Virginia folklore, and more. Hope we can keep you around.

Episode 19- The Wampus Cat

Sun, 16 Jul 2017 14:11:59 -0000

Episode 18- The New Jersey Gator Man

Sun, 09 Jul 2017 13:56:19 -0000

Remember that reality show, The Jersey Shore? This episode is kind of like that, only with a lot more lizard men, razor-sharp teeth, and general horror. Oh, and a lot less vodka and hot tubs. Join us as we cover the New Jersey Gator Man (which is, by the way, one of MANY Gator Men throughout the country, if you can believe it). Things get a little bit wild on this episode, though hopefully no wilder than the Gator Man himself. Additional topics include: Jurassic Park (nature finds a way), Cryptid Pets, and Is this Scientology?

Episode 17-Black Eyed Children

Sun, 02 Jul 2017 14:16:59 -0000

What's that knock at the window of your car? It's a strange child with pitch-black eyes, come to punish us for taking a week off and coming back oh so rusty. Please don't let him in, we're back, and isn't that something at least? This week we cover the Creepypasta favorite, the widely-reported and deeply feared Black Eyed Children? Where did they come from, where do they go, where did they come from, Black Eyed Joe? Join us for boy bands, vampire alien babies, and a discussion that takes us to some genuinely dark places. Knock knock! It's us at the door. Let us in for some Podcast fun.

Episode 16 - Hellhounds

Sun, 18 Jun 2017 15:04:42 -0000

Bark twice if you're ready for a brand new episode. It happened, folks. The tragic twist of fate we always feared would come. Alex pet a supernatural dog, and now Addison must take on the podcast solo. Just kidding, she's still here, but it's only a matter of time, right? This week we cover hellhounds, those snarling, red-eyed, fluffy (?) guardians of the underworld and terrorizers of Florida teens, and some of their various international incarnations. I'll say this as many times as I must: DO NOT PET THESE DOGS

Episode 15- Spring - Heeled Jack

Sun, 11 Jun 2017 14:13:21 -0000

Here he comes, bounding over the horizon, leaping tall buildings, knocking at your door...? It's this week's dapper cryptid, Spring-Heel Jack. London's Next Top Cryptid. Between this fellow and The Ripper, if there's one thing that we've learned in this episode it is to never trust a Londoner named Jack. No offense to non-cryptid Jacks out there. What are our Posh Alter-Egos? Just how dangerous is Jack and how silly is he? What does Paul McCartney have to do with it? Take a leap with us.

Episode 14- The Kraken

Sun, 04 Jun 2017 14:07:25 -0000

Where did all the fish go? What's that weird smell? What's that, rising beneath the surface of the ocean with so very many arms? SO many arms. It's this week's cryptid, the scourge of pirates and Addison alike: The Kraken. It's not just a brand of rum, kids. It's also a horrifying ocean beast that is entirely too big to be allowed. Come with us as we sail out to the strange, deep waters of this creature's folklore appearances, hugging habits, just how big it is (did we mention how BIG IT IS?), and more.

Episode 13- El Chupacabra

Sun, 28 May 2017 14:38:33 -0000

Hide your goats, hide your chickens, hide your kids, heck, hide yourself! El Chupacabra just rolled into town, and this bloodsucking dog/lizard/alien maybe? is a real creepy classic. Friend of the show and special guest Lauren Milici joins us to discuss this classic cryptid's residency issues, origin story, television career, and more! Lauren even shares some family history with El Chupacabra itself! How is it like Jennifer Lopez? Listen and find out. Just make sure to wear a scarf. You know, just in case. Lauren's website: https://laurenemilici.com/ Last Podcast on the Left: http://cavecomedyradio.com/pod-series/last-podcast-on-the-left/

Episode 12- Snallygaster

Sun, 21 May 2017 14:08:49 -0000

What's that in the sky? How many eyes does it have? Are those tentacles? Better take shelter, because it's this week's cryptid: the Snallygaster. Don't be fooled by the silly name. Follow us to the U.S. capitol as we discuss the monster that wreaked more havoc on the citizens of Washington D.C. than an election year. What's up with its face tentacles? Which U.S. president wanted to hunt it? We've got all the answers to these questions, and some you probably would never dare to ask. Is it a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater? Let's find out.

Episode 11- The Mantis Man

Sun, 14 May 2017 14:03:34 -0000

We're back after our forced one-week hiatus with another organic, fresh, locally-sourced episode! Jam-packed with vitamins and minerals. Or at least fun information as we cover this week's surprisingly gentle cryptid: the Mantis Man. For once, come into the forest with us, let's take a leisurely stroll by the riverbank and talk about aliens, cloaking devices, insect-human relations, and much much more. If it sounds like we're recording from deep within a spooky well? We are. Please send help.

Episode 10- Kelpies

Sun, 30 Apr 2017 14:25:45 -0000

How many times do we have to say this? Don't go in the water right after eating, and stop riding strange horses by the seaside. Just stop it. This week's cryptid rises from the Scottish deep (no, it's not my dear friend Nessie) and wreaks sticky havoc. Join us (and some friends of the show/horse experts) as we discuss Kelpies, the Scottish Murder Horse too intense for the My Little Pony franchise.

Episode 9- The Bunyip

Sun, 23 Apr 2017 13:59:37 -0000

Let's take a trip down under, to the land of wombats and kangaroos, of giant spiders and drop bears. This week's cryptid takes us to the Australian Outback (not the steakhouse) as we discuss the Bunyip. Don't understand the Bunyip? Don't worry, by the end of this episode you probably still won't. But you'll still have fun and learn a lot about a cryptid with a massive identity crisis and a thriving children's literature career.

Episode 8- Minnesota Cryptids (ft. Wine and Crime)

Sun, 16 Apr 2017 13:24:49 -0000

What is this, a crossover episode? Never mind that, what's that scuttling knee-high through the brush toward you? What's that crouching in the distance? Two of the hosts of the podcast Wine and Crime join us for this very special episode where we cover the Pukwudgie, the Minnesota Dogman, and a host of midwestern strangeness. Pop open a bottle of wine and come along with us on the Cryptid Brunch you never knew you needed.

Episode 7- Kappa

Sun, 09 Apr 2017 14:22:57 -0000

Come on in, the water's fine! Don't mind the shadows lurking beneath the surface, it's just this week's cryptid! Slice up some cucumber snacks and throw on a bathing suit you don't mind ruining, then dive in with us as we learn about the Kappa! We'll be your lifeguards as we discuss the Kappa Pop Culture Empire, mummified hands, and the place where etiquette meets a watery grave.

Episode 5- The Beast of Bray Road

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 14:02:09 -0000

You're driving down a winding road in small-town Wisconsin, late at night, and your headlights catch something as it darts in front of you. What's that? America's Sexiest Cryptid. Find out just what makes the Beast of Bray Road SO irresistible as we discuss werewolf lore, Jason Momoa, Cryptid Missed Connections, and more.

Episode 4- Faeries

Sun, 19 Mar 2017 14:05:19 -0000

In honor of St. Patrick's Day weekend, we bring you a particularly Neighborly episode of The Cryptid Keeper. Clap your hands if you believe in faeries! Tune in as we discuss Irish Folklore, Liberfaerians, and the most complicated court system outside of the Law and Order franchise.

Episode 3- Hidebehinds

Sun, 12 Mar 2017 12:50:55 -0000

What's that behind you? Don't look now, but I think it's a Brand New Episode. This week, we cover the mysterious forest-dwelling predator that is the Hidebehind. Just what is out there in the forests of Wisconsin and/or Pennsylvania? Why is Alex so mad about Scooby Doo? What's the Hip New Exercise craze about to sweep the nation? Tune in to find out. Social media links: https://twitter.com/CrypKeepPod https://www.facebook.com/TheCryptidKeeper/ Artwork discussed in this episode: http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/File:Short6_The_Hide_Behind_tree.png http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/File:Hidesbehindyou.jpg

Episode 2- Tailypo

Sun, 05 Mar 2017 16:24:25 -0000

What's that scratching at your door? A brand new episode! If you hear background noise in this episode, don't worry! That's just this week's cryptid, a furry friend with a taste for vengeance, and the star of folk tales, short films, fanfiction, and a very ill-advised children's book. Join us as we dive into Tailypo survival tips, the cryptid's Deviantart presence, and Addison's deeply repressed Tailypo-related childhood trauma.

The Cryptid Keeper Episode 1- Skinwalkers

Sun, 26 Feb 2017 14:45:52 -0000