Kayfabe Crunch

Last-Legends News - #100

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 15:30:00 -0000

It's the final news bulletin! Join us for all the latest from RAW Legend's Night. Plus, a revelation that will shake the very foundation of this sport. All this, and that's it.

The Kayfabe Crunch is a scripted comedy, satirical news show - about the world of professional wrestling! Each episode is written, performed, edited and released within 24hrs of RAW and SmackDown airing.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

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Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Penultimate-Punch News - #099

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 14:30:00 -0000

All the latest from RAW. Plus, we award our prestigious Crunchies - For the year that was (and still continues to be) 2020.

Why is Alexa Bliss arson about? Who can Keith Lee trust? What did Big E win? All this and not much more tbh.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Quality-Queen News - #098

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 14:30:00 -0000

All the latest from RAW + We award our final Diamond Ratings of the year, for the matches at TLC 2020.

Did Randy Orton really do a murder? Has WWE made a honey-trap for creeps with the latest Alexa Bliss segment? How many titles does Charlotte have now? All this, and not much more.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Brutal-Burial News - #097

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 14:30:00 -0000

All the latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, we make our predictions for TLC 2020, with Bricayla Spotifee.

Did Carmella hit Banks with another bottle? What's a Firefly Inferno match? Which end is the head of the table? All this, and some more.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Peppy-Poetry News - #096

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:30:00 -0000

The latest headlines from RAW, the recipe for a festive wrestling cocktail + A microdocu-short about the history of steel chairs in professional wrestling.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Giggly-Game News - #095

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 14:30:00 -0000

All the latest from RAW, a micro-documentary on the history of the ladder in professional wrestling, plus a weather report.

What game is The Fiend playing? Why did Sheamus and McIntyre fight? What's going on with RETRIBUTION? Some of this, and a bit more.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson and Audra Stephenson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Mega-Manipulation News - #094

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 13:30:00 -0000

All the latest from NXT, AEW Dynamite and SmackDown. Also, we look at the forgotten War Games match, from 1983. And finally, we check on the wrestling-themed beer we've been brewing.

Is Roman Reigns manipulating Jay Uso? Which WCW legend showed up in AEW? Impact exists!? All this, and a touch more.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Wicked-Weakness News - #093

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 13:30:00 -0000

All the latest from WWE RAW. Plus, part one of our series of TLC-themed micro documentaries. This week - Tables.

What did Alexa Bliss do to Randy Orton? Who will face Drew McIntyre in a few weeks? Do polar bears feel the concept of grief? Some of that, and a little more.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Pearce-Punishment News - #092

Tue, 24 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0000

All the latest from RAW + The official Diamond Ratings for Survivor Series 2020. No other ratings system uses fact-based data-science like us. Our Diamond Ratings are mathematically accurate to 0.001% - Unlike that Dave Smelter and his so-called "Star-Ratings"

Has Alexa Bliss gone "full-Fiend"? Who will be the new number-one contender? Are we on the road to TLC? All this, and a smidge more.

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

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Total-Tribute News - #091

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 13:30:00 -0000

The latest from NXT, Dynamite and SmackDown. Plus, we use an advanced AI to predict the winning brand at Survivor Series. Will it be Raw? Or will it be that other brand I've already typed the name of? And therefore don't need to type again, as the algorithms will have already picked up on it...

Anything said in this podcast does not reflect the views or position of any real-life person, they’re simply made-up jokes about made-up characters, on a real TV show.

Written by Matt Watson Performed by Matt Watson, Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Additional Material by Audra Stephenson and Aidan Watson Artwork by @AssortedGoodsPC

Ad Music - ‘Cute proposal’ by aSr musik (https://youtu.be/YpWt_9q1t6g)

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