The Pants Are Too Tight https://twitter.com/ThePantsPodcast Pinecast (https://pinecast.com) enMolly and Danny Molly and Danny candacepartypodcast@gmail.com yes The Pants Are Too Tight https://twitter.com/ThePantsPodcast https://storage.pinecast.net/podcasts/covers/b3c48c6f-38cd-473a-9ac3-574737a7fe9f/thepantsaretootight_1587707625_itunes.png episodic Copyright 2026 The Pants Are Too Tight S1E33 - 90s Computer Games! https://pinecast.com/guid/dd5f75fc-e32d-41b8-966e-407278b17c2e Sun, 09 Feb 2025 10:00:00 -0000 01:55:30 Point and Click, baybeeeee https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/dd5f75fc/90s-computer-games- Episode Notes

The long-awaited return of The Pants Are Too Tight! You have been waiting for it? Right? Molly and Danny catch up on Disney World's Muppet-Destruction and Cars-Construction. They lament the loss of a beautiful culture, stumble upon a book-banning-weirdo, and recall obscure desktop games which only they seem to remember. Did you know Barbie is a Working Woman?! Like Charlotte Pickles.

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]]> 90s Computer Games! yes 1 33 S1E32 - The Weird Warner Bros. Theme Park in Abu Dhabi https://pinecast.com/guid/e5f070eb-b2bb-4c48-b897-bb7f8d14b319 Sat, 27 Apr 2024 12:00:27 -0000 01:59:57 And other theme park junk https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/e5f070eb/the-weird-warner-bros-theme-park-in-abu-dhabi Episode Notes

Molly and Danny ramble about a weird, kinda-creepy indoor theme park which they've never been to. Probably never will. Some it looks neat, but for the most part it's...well, listen to the episode. They also try to recall some Looney Tunes Theme Park Ephemera! Thrills, Chills, and Spills, baybeeeee!

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]]> The Weird Warner Bros. Theme Park in Abu Dhabi yes 1 32 S1E31 - Video Now! And Other Family Trip Memories https://pinecast.com/guid/8ba6d0b0-0012-4b49-a260-4afe4c825b56 Sat, 13 Apr 2024 06:08:06 -0000 02:04:04 Without The Meyers Brothers https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/8ba6d0b0/video-now-and-other-family-trip-memories Episode Notes

Molly and Danny Awake from their slumber to discuss the wonders of a pre-iPad-kid era. They reminisce about the joys and pains of portable physical media. They roll back the rock to the dawn of time--and discuss their lil Video Now players. And then, folks? They break away. Out of the darkness. And into the sun.

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]]> Video Now! And Other Family Trip Memories yes 1 31 S1E30 - Just Talkin' About Scooby-Doo https://pinecast.com/guid/2b48ec49-4d1f-45dc-8104-e05beda62acb Sun, 20 Nov 2022 18:11:50 -0000 01:47:55 We still do this show sometimes https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/2b48ec49/just-talkin-about-scooby-doo Episode Notes

Back. Again. Hooray. Molly and Danny talk about Scooby-Doo. Sometimes they just read Wikipedia to you. God, never invite these goobers to a party. Gonna turn it into the damn Wikipedia reading circle. Nerds.

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]]> Just Talkin' About Scooby-Doo yes 1 30 S1E29 - The Oscars Are Always Wrong https://pinecast.com/guid/86389bd0-3cc5-4fd2-8b67-853d2bbe81a6 Thu, 03 Feb 2022 05:00:16 -0000 01:57:48 And we're always right https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/86389bd0/the-oscars-are-always-wrong Episode Notes

Molly and Danny once again prove that they know better than the Academy. Also--Spider-man corrections, a lot of Googling, and musical talk. What a wild ride, you guys. You guys. I love you, guys. For real. I mean it. Let's make a pact. Let's be blood brothers. Don't tell my mom. She'll make me get a tetanus shot.

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]]> The Oscars Are Always Wrong yes 1 29 S1E28 - Cults and the Spider-man Musical https://pinecast.com/guid/a8385378-cb68-4d4d-b2cc-8ad9dc6e6c93 Fri, 14 Jan 2022 00:56:04 -0000 02:12:26 Turn Off the Dark! https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/a8385378/cults-and-the-spider-man-musical Episode Notes

Molly and Danny catch up with each other. They take turns talking about their newest obsessions--cults and Spider-man: Turn Off the Dark. They also try to recall the fuzzy memories of their childhood toys.

Did you miss us? We missed us.

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]]> Cults and the Spider-man Musical yes 1 28 S1E27 - Our Favorite Halloween Specials https://pinecast.com/guid/4a3df39c-ab13-49a3-9a5b-2059efcbb9c0 Thu, 14 Oct 2021 00:30:42 -0000 01:19:34 Boo! https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/4a3df39c/our-favorite-halloween-specials Episode Notes

Danny gets confused about the topic. Molly corrects him. They ramble--like always--about Jamie Lee Curtis. Then they delve into their favorite halloween specials. Spooky, am I right?

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]]> Our Favorite Halloween Specials yes 1 27 S1E26 - Disney World's 50th Anniversary PROBLEMS https://pinecast.com/guid/332f94b9-2fca-408b-943c-c31a592c5774 Wed, 15 Sep 2021 00:20:21 -0000 01:25:57 First (Disney) World Problems https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/332f94b9/disney-world-s-50th-anniversary-problems Episode Notes

Molly and Danny RETURN AGAIN. This time, to complain about Walt Disney World's 50th Anniversary. The good, the bad, and the very unimportant. It's The Pants Are Too Tight--at their whiniest.

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]]> Disney World's 50th Anniversary PROBLEMS yes 1 26 S1E25 - The Best Songs Written For Movies https://pinecast.com/guid/bf4b3fc4-6d54-415c-a969-76f8fe243ab1 Thu, 01 Jul 2021 08:02:18 -0000 01:34:30 Theme songs don't count, coward https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/bf4b3fc4/the-best-songs-written-for-movies Episode Notes

Molly and Danny return from yet another hiatus. This time to discuss their favorite (non-theme) songs from movies. Mostly they bicker about what counts as a theme song.

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]]> The Best Songs Written For Movies yes 1 25 S1E24 - Disney's Remake Conspiracy https://pinecast.com/guid/89ce99fe-73b3-45e3-b86b-1cc8c83bfe05 Thu, 29 Apr 2021 20:55:18 -0000 01:10:38 FOLLOW THE MONEY. https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/89ce99fe/disney-s-remake-conspiracy Episode Notes

We know the truth, Disney. You can't hide from us forever. Give Jamie Lee Curtis everything she wants, or we'll go public with this HOT GOSSIP. The government can't keep a lid on this frightening new episode of The Pants Are Too Tight!

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]]> Disney's Remake Conspiracy yes 1 24 S1E23 - Guess Who's Coming to Dinner for Five! https://pinecast.com/guid/dcf0af22-a08a-42e3-9e22-6592930bace8 Thu, 25 Feb 2021 00:08:08 -0000 00:53:54 Who would *YOU* invite? https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/dcf0af22/guess-who-s-coming-to-dinner-for-five- Episode Notes

The pants--tight as they've ever been--RETURN! Molly and Danny get so distracted that they forget what the topic was supposed to be. Instead they spend their time discussing which four famous people they would invite to their dream dinner. Do you remember the IFC show Dinner for Five? Well, neither does Molly. But it's still fun to talk about. Oh, and it's a magic podcast now. Who are you inviting to dinner?

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]]> Guess Who's Coming to Dinner for Five! yes 1 23 S1E22 - Best One Line Characters In Movies https://pinecast.com/guid/dc950216-8c55-48c3-91d6-4faf1ed458e7 Wed, 13 Jan 2021 17:28:27 -0000 You mean Melvin Doo? https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/dc950216/best-one-line-characters-in-movies Episode Notes

They're the one hit wonders of cinema history. Those magical people with a single, memorable line, who stand out amidst the rest of a given film. Oh, also Danny and Molly talk about Christmas presents.

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]]> Best One Line Characters In Movies yes 1 22 S1E21 - Christmas Special: We Rave About Christmas With The Kranks https://pinecast.com/guid/1e675f98-35a7-4c16-a770-7105b932e526 Fri, 25 Dec 2020 23:02:26 -0000 01:35:35 Free Frosty! https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/1e675f9835a74c16/christmas-special-we-rave-about-christmas-with-the-kranks

In this special Christmas episode, Molly and Danny gush about the undeniable Christmas Classic, 2004's Christmas With The Kranks. They relish in its oddities, try to decipher its message, and give praise to their savior--Jamie Lee Curtis. Happy Holidays! Ignore your family and listen to this!

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]]> Christmas Special: We Rave About Christmas With The Kranks yes 1 21 S1E20 - The Mamma Mia Movies Are Perfect. https://pinecast.com/guid/c99359ba-912b-4d3d-b77a-60ee35c7676d Wed, 25 Nov 2020 12:25:24 -0000 01:39:55 Can you hear the drums, Fernando? https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/c99359ba912b4d3d/the-mamma-mia-movies-are-perfect- There is nothing funny to say. These movies are perfect. You might hear Danny cry a little in this one. Here we go again--

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]]> The Mamma Mia Movies Are Perfect. yes 1 20 S1E19 - Halloween Candy https://pinecast.com/guid/f8e9063e-55c7-430e-9a92-6f48bb4bad32 Tue, 20 Oct 2020 08:54:43 -0000 01:09:29 Fun-Size https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/f8e9063e55c7430e/halloween-candy In this very laid back episode, Molly and Danny talk about Halloween candy. They explore the down-side of fun-sizes, the bitterness of old age, and they try a nasty new candy--live on air! Cue up some easy-listenin' music and enjoy.

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]]> Halloween Candy yes 1 19 S1E18 - 18. The Problematic World Of Halloween Costumes https://pinecast.com/guid/97f38c93-3cb1-49cb-b850-292a324e76d3 Fri, 16 Oct 2020 03:51:48 -0000 01:15:22 But I Have Nothing To Wear https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/97f38c933cb149cb/18-the-problematic-world-of-halloween-costumes Racism, sexism, and those nasty-smelling rubber masks with the off-brand names! It's all discussed on this week's episode of The Pants Are Too Tight. During recording Molly was dressed as a vampire and Danny was dressed as sexy Elmo. Please keep that in mind. There'll be scary ghost stories--so listen up!

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]]> 18. The Problematic World Of Halloween Costumes yes 1 18 S1E17 - 17. Top 5 Horror Movies for Scaredy Cats https://pinecast.com/guid/ef58b318-5b1c-4ce6-a8d0-cb9d2c8fed68 Tue, 06 Oct 2020 06:23:49 -0000 01:05:43 Weenie Hut Jr. Approved https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/ef58b3185b1c4ce6/17-top-5-horror-movies-for-scaredy-cats Danny recommends horror movies that are safe for people who do not like horror movies. Molly is unnerved by his unending monologues. They discuss accidental pants-wetting, the lack of decent Rey costumes, and Buzz Lightyear's karate-chop action. This podcast has the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes!

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]]> 17. Top 5 Horror Movies for Scaredy Cats yes 1 17 S1E16 - 16. Guess the Movie Based on the Complaint! https://pinecast.com/guid/5a3bf0b0-1f5f-48f8-9f14-f222bc2dba91 Tue, 29 Sep 2020 06:59:00 -0000 01:39:48 Listen to Danny FREAK OUT! https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/5a3bf0b01f5f48f8/16-guess-the-movie-based-on-the-complaint- Molly and Danny play a guessing game. Molly complains about a movie, and Danny needs to figure out the movie based only on her issues with it. He gets SO ANGRY. Play along and scream at your speaker!

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]]> 16. Guess the Movie Based on the Complaint! yes 1 16 S1E15 - 15. Weird Austin Powers Spin-Offs (Yikes) https://pinecast.com/guid/295de7b2-29d2-4d57-aeb8-4db25fdcacb2 Tue, 22 Sep 2020 22:12:29 -0000 01:27:47 The 90s Were A Very Groovy Time https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/295de7b229d24d57/15-weird-austin-powers-spin-offs-yikes- Danny geeks out about obscure Austin Powers media. Molly tolerates it. They also launch a campaign to get Danny a job on an Austin Powers cartoon. No jokes here. MAKE IT HAPPEN. #Danny4Austin

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]]> 15. Weird Austin Powers Spin-Offs (Yikes) yes 1 15 S1E14 - 14. VeggieTales Is Weird, Right? https://pinecast.com/guid/09dd91a8-3626-468e-a542-2482061e1c44 Fri, 18 Sep 2020 05:53:48 -0000 01:37:39 Have We Got A Show For You https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/09dd91a83626468e/14-veggietales-is-weird-right- Molly and Danny are back and better(?) than ever. They go through their scattered VeggieTales memories together, discuss religious education, and perform Mr. Lunt's cheeseburger love-ballad. They meander as often as they usually do. Fun!

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]]> 14. VeggieTales Is Weird, Right? yes 1 14 S1E13 - 13. Ignoring Your Own Sequel https://pinecast.com/guid/fd066739-eee6-4cfe-b7f0-12f7871d8fc2 Tue, 25 Aug 2020 04:01:00 -0000 01:33:03 Do-over Movies https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/fd066739eee64cfe/13-ignoring-your-own-sequel Molly and Danny recount the best movies that, "Totally don't count for real, okay." They cover continuity-challenged franchises like James Bond, Pirates of the Caribbean, and...Cars. Yeah, there's some Cars Talk. It's some important cinema!

Anyhow, enjoy the episode, and remember, "Just Say No To D-O!"

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]]> 13. Ignoring Your Own Sequel yes 1 13 S1E12 - 12. The Worst Beatles Cover of All Time https://pinecast.com/guid/440f94be-e4af-488b-af06-826d37d2c722 Wed, 19 Aug 2020 15:14:50 -0000 00:54:51 There's no joke here. It's rough. https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/440f94bee4af488b/12-the-worst-beatles-cover-of-all-time Danny tortures Molly with an album that should've never escaped the vault. Also in today's episode: wistful words about the Warner Brothers Store, candy commercials, and Tweety Bird's hair loss.

Plus, Goofy is blue. Dabba dee, dabba die.

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That's All Folks!

]]> 12. The Worst Beatles Cover of All Time yes 1 12 S1E11 - 11. The 10 Creepiest Food Mascots https://pinecast.com/guid/026ac9f8-bc19-4ad6-b64f-af3ec3d8f5ef Wed, 12 Aug 2020 09:12:08 -0000 01:21:35 Beware the California Raisins! https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/026ac9f8bc194ad6/11-the-10-creepiest-food-mascots Molly and Danny dive into a list of the 10 creepiest food mascots. They also spend an unreasonable amount of time talking about the Jonas Brothers. There's talk of murderous clowns, stop motion fruit, and attractive food thieves. Very attractive food thieves. Like...wow, come burgle my hams. Am I right, folks?

Enjoy this week's episode, but alas--no Chef tonight.

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]]> 11. The 10 Creepiest Food Mascots yes 1 11 S1E10 - 10. Fran Drescher's FORGOTTEN MASTERPIECE! https://pinecast.com/guid/bd930671-f631-4554-a292-b8020a66bbd0 Fri, 31 Jul 2020 02:40:45 -0000 01:01:48 Beautician and The Beast (1997) https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/bd930671f6314554/10-fran-drescher-s-forgotten-masterpiece- Danny and Molly discuss the GREATEST FILM EVER MADE. Move over, Citizen Kane. Shove off, Vertigo. Suck it, Casablanca. That's right. They're talkin' about 1997's The Beautician and The Beast! Starring Fran Drescher--The Nanny herself. They laughed, they cried...it was better than Cats.

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]]> 10. Fran Drescher's FORGOTTEN MASTERPIECE! yes 1 10 S1E9 - 9. The Peacock TRAVESTY and The Worst/Best Movies Based on TV Shows! 35a4cbc2-d8df-4db2-ab77-4e5396670eaf Mon, 20 Jul 2020 08:49:00 -0000 01:52:41 Movies Based on TV Shows https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/69587d7e92874867/9-the-peacock-travesty-and-the-worst-best-movies-based-on-tv-shows- Molly and Danny get very heated about NBC's PeacockTV streaming service. Then, they talk about the worst and best movies based on TV shows. They also incoherently pitch their own movie versions of TV shows. There is also some banter about Ratatouille. I can't wait for this episode to be adapted into a film itself.

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]]> 9. The Peacock TRAVESTY and The Worst/Best Movies Based on TV Shows! yes 1 9 S1E8 - 8. Updates and The Sexist World of Toys! 4ad91965-9589-418e-9177-84c6a02c6f68 Thu, 09 Jul 2020 05:40:00 -0000 02:22:54 News and yelling about dolls https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/0d50d448d86c4ddf/8-updates-and-the-sexist-world-of-toys- Molly and Danny update you on their previous topics, then they delve into the overly-strict-gendering of toys. They. Talk. About. TOYS. Not the real thing! Action figures! A child's play thing!

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]]> 8. Updates and The Sexist World of Toys! yes 1 8 S1E7 - 7. The Dark Truth Behind Nursery Rhymes d4ea337e-5976-4d03-8a13-63ae4b38021e Sun, 21 Jun 2020 06:53:00 -0000 02:41:47 Strap in--this one goes places https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/d87abcbef2fa4b35/7-the-dark-truth-behind-nursery-rhymes In this episode Molly tells Danny all about the dark, disturbing history behind nursery rhymes. They get really gross/unpleasant. Also, Danny launches a war against Ryan Seacrest, and sings a lot.

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]]> 7. The Dark Truth Behind Nursery Rhymes yes 1 7 S1E6 - 6. Journey Into Imagination (And The Legend Of The Cleanest Chuck E. Cheese Bathroom) 5d873bb8-b1be-4145-8286-d97aa966b779 Wed, 27 May 2020 04:41:00 -0000 01:39:47 One Little Spark https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/1ce7f572010a4901/6-journey-into-imagination-and-the-legend-of-the-cleanest-chuck-e-cheese-bathroom- Today's unfocused episode involves Danny trying to tell Molly about the history of EPCOT's Journey Into Imagination. It detours into Chuck E. Cheese stories, lousy Batman episodes, and Promos for the WB network. There's tangents, detours, and a lot of Tony Baxter talk. It's a wild ride (although Mr. Toad's Wild Ride will be a different episode).

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]]> 6. Journey Into Imagination (And The Legend Of The Cleanest Chuck E. Cheese Bathroom) yes 1 6 S1E5 - 5. When Celebrities DESTROY Fictional Universes 3aaf804c-dc0f-4654-b262-6bea30992d89 Mon, 18 May 2020 11:44:00 -0000 02:15:12 Bruce Willis, destroyer of worlds https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/0520e6cb0ccf4004/5-when-celebrities-destroy-fictional-universes Dramatic title, huh? In today's episode Molly and Danny talk about times when a celebrity's appearance breaks continuity in a fictional world. Topics include the Marvel Cinematic Universe, a whole lot Friends episodes, and a Paul-Rudd-focused oddity. Also in today's show, Danny gets too loud, and pitches a Home Alone Horror TV show.

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]]> 5. When Celebrities DESTROY Fictional Universes yes 1 5 S1E4 - 4. Disney's Live Action Remakes! 2695f93f-a2c1-4738-a333-1df13b881a9b Wed, 13 May 2020 10:15:00 -0000 02:27:59 In 20 years, we redo this episode but in hyper-real CGI https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/83dd52eca0c34494/4-disney-s-live-action-remakes- In an extra-long episode, Molly and Danny RANT about Disney's action remakes. They get kind of loud in this one. Topics include Lice-Removal, Broadway musical adaptations of movies, and...THE FUTURE! Grab a drink, strap in, and get ready to type some hate mail. It's an all new, Giant-Sized The Pants Are Too Tight!

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]]> 4. Disney's Live Action Remakes! yes 1 4 S1E3 - 3. Too Many Streaming Services! a82f67fb-86c1-4964-864d-75964acbf30d Mon, 11 May 2020 01:38:00 -0000 01:21:29 Why watch Netflix when you could hear two strangers TALK about it? https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/3afe55b719b54848/3-too-many-streaming-services- Danny and Molly discuss the abundance of streaming services. From big ones like Netflix to little ones like Boomerang. Also this episode: Molly threatens to murder Danny. Repeatedly.

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]]> 3. Too Many Streaming Services! yes 1 3 S1E2 - 2. Movies That Deserve Theme Park Rides! b559369f-6253-42fd-9fe8-c563ff67ae94 Mon, 11 May 2020 00:06:00 -0000 01:24:36 Oddly enough, no mention of the movie Wonder Park https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/c346d8983c884cea/2-movies-that-deserve-theme-park-rides- Danny and Molly Talk about movie scenes that should really be made into rides. Later, they discuss which rides should be adapted into movies. Topics include Monsters Inc, Neil Patrick Harris's evil Twin, and a horror film starring Figment.

NOTE: This episode has been re-uploaded to correct some audio glitches.

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]]> 2. Movies That Deserve Theme Park Rides! yes 1 2 S1E1 - The Pilot: Early Season Weirdness! 7f548785-73f2-420c-9d06-5a5e96cf17bc Thu, 23 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0000 01:06:54 Nothing weird happens in this one. We had it figured out from the start. https://the-pants-are-too-tight.pinecast.co/episode/502a5206d3c34f2c/the-pilot-early-season-weirdness- In their very first episode Molly and Danny discuss that awkward time in every show's life--the beginning. Topics include disappearing characters, abandoned subplots, and a whole lot of trivia about Boy Meets World.

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