The Red Light Library

Desires of the Deep (College of United Monsters Book 1) | Erotica Review

Tue, 26 Feb 2019 17:43:37 -0000

The RLL is now two years old, what better way to celebrate than to review another story by friend of the show C.B. Archer? Join Jarred and Aiya as they walk the prestigious halls of the College of United Monsters, reviewing a delightful short story about monster fuckin'

My Valentines' Day Ghost | Erotica Review

Tue, 05 Feb 2019 06:01:00 -0000

Join Victoria and Gavin as they discuss what COULD have been a fun romantic story about a hard-working single woman getting her rocks off with a fun ghost friend. Instead we get this confusing hodge-podge of what happens when a horror erotica writer tries to be sweet and fails at it.

Content Warnings: Non consent for one brief scene, nonhuman, ghost, invisible, unprotected sex, oral

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Winter's Kiss (An Erotica Fairytale) | Erotica Review

Tue, 29 Jan 2019 06:01:00 -0000

Do you like fairy tales? Do you like the cold part of the year? Ever wish both of them could be thrown in a blender with some erotica for good measure? Well too bad. Join Jarred and Diane as they thoroughly search through this 50 page tome trying to find, y'know, the porn.

A Beautiful Murder | Erotica Review

Tue, 15 Jan 2019 14:35:04 -0000

A murder in Thailand, a deadly love triangle, any satisfactory erotic content at all. These are all things A Beautiful Murder promises, then fails to deliver. Join a disappointed Gavin and Jackie as they review a wholly unsatisfiying murder mystery in which nobody is actually murdered. Also the sex sucks.

Ravaged by the Gingerbread Man | Erotica Review

Tue, 08 Jan 2019 16:41:29 -0000

We've all thought about it, modeling a little donger onto a gingerbread human effigy for giggles. Well consider this story Jarred and Alicia have reviewed a cautionary tale for how hard that can turf out on you.

By the end, if you see something you think is icing, it probably isn't icing.

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A Swinging New Year's Eve | Erotica Review

Thu, 03 Jan 2019 00:09:51 -0000

It's New Years Eve (in the story, see Gavin's explanatation in the cold open) and swinging is in the air. Join hosts Erin and Aiya as they dive into a surprisingly enjoyable story of first-time swingers getting their groove on during New Years festivities.

Also something something something ball drop joke.

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Wanted: Magician's Assistant: Must be Flexible and Discrete, No Prior Experience Required | Erotica Review

Tue, 18 Dec 2018 06:06:17 -0000

This week we're talkin' magic, but not the kind you see on the Vegas strip. Join Gavin and Erin as they dive deep into a story serving an inherently problematic kink but also features some of the better creative writing we've seen on the show thus far.

Also, after almost two years of this damn show, we finally got a snowball scene.

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Office Embarassment | Red Light Rewind

Tue, 11 Dec 2018 05:59:51 -0000

Gavin got engaged! Unfortunately the whole ordeal upset scheduling a bit, pesky real life and all that. In this classic episode a sick Gavin joins Jackie in reviewing a piece from friend of the show Molly Coddles that involves cartoonish weight gain, humiliation, and a healthy amount of fart-based humor.

So, yeah, it's kind of seasonally appropriate with all the holiday food we're eating? I dunno, I'm a description not a cop.

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Thanksgiving Hot Springs Satyr: An erotic fairytale | Erotica Review

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 17:24:11 -0000

Buckle up for the longest RLL episode yet! Diane and Jarred sink their teeth into an incredibly dense 50 page epic about free love, smells, and a "satyr" who fucks a lot. Thanksgiving isn't really germane to the story, so... that's a bit of a ripoff.

Shaved by the Billionaire Nightly News Anchor Through My TV on Thanksgiving Day | Erotica Review

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 16:06:50 -0000

Twas the night before Thanksgiving, and all though the house, Gavin lost the motivation to finish the rhyme. What better way to celebrate a holiday based on genocide than to review a wacky erotica about a pregnant woman getting shaved by an omnipotent news anchor? Stick around for the end where resident Australian Erin is given a crash course in Thanksgiving culture!

How Many Dukes Can I take? (Historical Regency Bisexual Menage Threesome Romance) | Erotica Review

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 20:57:54 -0000

What better way to welcome in the cold days of winter than to cuddle up with a saucy Regency sex romp? Well too fucking bad, we're reviewing How Many Dukes Can I Take? Join Gavin and Bridge as they bumble around this somewhat incestuous and very bisexual tale about a husband taking the most obtuse route possible to setting up a foursome.

Excorcists Get Tickled! (POV Femdom Tickling Erotica) | Erotica Review

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 05:01:00 -0000

What better way to celebrate Halloween than reviewing a porn book about a sassy demon that tickles the reader? Oh did we mention it's in second person and gender neutral? Yeah, it is. Join Jarred, Gavin, and Erin as they go on an adventure into tickling and demonic fun.

Also there's a super bonus special group of outtakes from this and the last episode Erin was in featuring tangents about Austrailia, because reasons. To hear those, head over to Patreon.com/gavinpodcast!

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The Sexorcist: Sexually Transmitted Demon (Father Frey Book 1) | Erotica Review

Tue, 30 Oct 2018 04:47:46 -0000

Diane and Aiya team up to review a story about Father Frey, a very big boy tasked with exorcising a demon from Charity Case's husband so that they can have sex again. The states are HIGH in this one, if you couldn't tell. Buckle in for some of the most buck-wild terminology and events that have happened on the RLL in a long time.

Also, check back in Halloween day for a special bonus episode!

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Reaped: When Death Comes | Erotica Review

Thu, 25 Oct 2018 15:32:39 -0000

Who knew a story about dying from masturbating and then fucking the Grim Reaper so good you get to live again would end up being a disappointing, problematic mess? Join Erin and Victoria as they explore the mess that is Reaped: When Death Comes.

Don't Walk Down Fourth Street With A Trombone: Spooky Erotica | Erotica Review

Tue, 16 Oct 2018 05:01:00 -0000

Grab a cup of coffee and get disappointed because there will be no dooting this episode. No spooky scary skeletons in the least, just some pretentious dude from PA writing Literary Fiction and disguising it as "erotica." Join Jarred and Gavin as they try to make sense of this story about a dude taking hard drugs so he can fuck a ghost. Trombones are plot important.

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A clip of "Vampire Bankers" is the sole property of its copyright owner(s) and was used in an educational/review purpose under US Fair Use law.

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Seduced by the Pumpkin Spice Latte | Erotica Review

Tue, 09 Oct 2018 05:01:48 -0000

It's time to latte up and join Aiya and Alicia as they take a trip to a magical two-story Starbucks in which this erotica's protagonist loses all sense of reality "having sex" with a PSL. Then a threesome happens. Yeah.

Also, fair warning, the actual worst neighbors in the world decided to have a square dancing competition or some shit above Aiya's room so there are regular thumping sounds. Perhaps you could pretend it's a delcious PSL being delivered to you soon.

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Alien Love (Abducted By Aliens Series Book 1) | Erotica Review

Tue, 02 Oct 2018 05:01:00 -0000

Blast off together with brand new librarian Diane as she and Gavin try to wrap their hands around a free alien abduction erotica that has very little abduction and lots of confusing word choices. Hope you didn't have a particularly fond attachment to the word "cavity" before listening to this.

Someone to Cuttle (Gay Cuttlefish Shapeshifter Erotica) | Erotica Review

Fri, 28 Sep 2018 19:29:02 -0000

Jarred joins the ranks of the RLL with a decidedly tropical first outing. Grab your snorkle gear and most flattering swim suit as we head down to the beaches of Austrailia (maybe?) and get hit on by a cephalopod. Also there's some sex and as usual Amazon are absolute cowards when it comes to shapeshifter porn.

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Taken by the Minotaur Herd: A Virgin's Discovery (Dark Fantasy, Menage) | Erotica Review

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 19:31:23 -0000

Don't have a cow, have half of one in this week's episode as monster fucking expert Erin Kyan joins librarian Gavin in reviewing a story about an amateur archeologist getting kidnapped by a herd of minotaurs.

Well, they're as minotaur as they can be without violating Amazon's puritanical erotica guidelines, at least.

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Knead: Making Pizza's Never Been Sexier | Erotica Review

Tue, 11 Sep 2018 20:39:28 -0000

New librarian Aiya takes Gavin on a-spicy journey into pizza making as a fanfic-writing author lusts after her sexy pizza cook neighbor until their sexual tension reaches a breaking point with him deep-throating a slice of bell pepper. No, really, that happens (according to Gavin).

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Assassin's Seed | Erotica Review

Tue, 04 Sep 2018 18:34:00 -0000

Brand new librarian Alicia brings Gavin on a journey back to 15th century Paris (which according to this story is chock-full of English accents) to review a story that TOTALLY isn't flirting with copyright infringement against a certain mega-popular Ubisoft game franchise.

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Yes, Roya | Erotica Review

Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:00:00 -0000

Gavin and Victoria have read an erotic comic and it is a hell of a wonderful piece of fiction. Join them as they gush about the fantastic comic Yes, Roya written by C. Spike Trotman and illustrated by Emilee Denich

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Dark Rides: Erotic Disney Theme Park Adventures | Erotica Review

Tue, 07 Aug 2018 05:01:00 -0000

Disney World gets a bit less magical and bit more horny as Gavin and special guest Alice White review Blu Carson's 200 page epic about an author self-insert character getting into a variety of interesting sexcapades inbetween rants about how the park used to be cooler.

Roll for Initiative / Their Natural 20 | Double Erotica Review

Tue, 24 Jul 2018 14:47:10 -0000

Grab your dice sack and get ready for two vaguely D&D-themed erotica in a first-ever double-review episode! Thanks to Gavin screwing up, he and Victoria accidentally read two different stories, and have decided to embrace the mistake by pitching their reviews to each other!

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Pumpin' The Pumpkin (Halloween Erotica) | Erotica Review

Wed, 13 Jun 2018 16:16:15 -0000

Ever carve a pumpkin and think "I need to get my genitals all up in that business"? The protagonist of this story did, for whatever reason. Tune in to hear Gavin in his first solo episode of the RLL try to come to terms with a story so confusing he constructs an elaborate headcanon to have it make sense.

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Melting Her Ice: A First Time Lesbian Romance | Erotica Review

Tue, 29 May 2018 23:29:32 -0000

This is the part where I wish I knew enough about hockey to make some sick puns, but I don't so... just imagine I said something super funny involving a double entendre on penalty box. Victoria joins us to discuss a hockey themed erotica that clocks in at 18,000 words and leaves us colder than an ice rink.

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Karta Monstra: Hunter's Tale (Tales of Gentalia Book 6)

Thu, 17 May 2018 16:44:05 -0000

Grab your deck and cradle those balls, it's time to review another CB Archer piece with Stan! Also there's a five minute intro where I bare my soul a bit and announce the future of the series, if that does anything for ya.

It's the "season finale" of Red Light Library! The audio quality is a bit off in this one, but I'll explain that during the first few minutes. Thanks to everyone for sticking around for a year of awesome erotica reviews, I can't wait to find some more wacky stuff to bring your way.

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Snow White and the Seven Huntsmen: Grizzly Seduction | Erotica Review

Wed, 02 May 2018 23:25:13 -0000

On a very echo-y episode Jackie and Gavin read an actually decent piece of Snow White smut.

Too bad it's the beginning of a 7 part series the author NEVER RETURNED TO. We feel outright betrayed.

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Casting Couch Virgins | Erotica Review

Wed, 18 Apr 2018 00:37:25 -0000

Strip down and feel your skin stick to the fake black leather, because we're reviewing a story firmly set in the "fake casting call" porn meme! Jackie returns (finally) for a unique review: She's read the story, Gavin has only consumed it via audiobook... and the audiobook adds a certain special flavor.

Story: Casting Couch Virgins – Thrust (Purchased)

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Poke Your Man Go (Gay Pokemon Erotica) | Erotica Review

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 18:39:00 -0000

Stock up on Rare Candy and Pokeballs, it's time to catch 'em all (and by all I mean one) as Victoria and Gavin review a Pokemon Go themed story that's so disappointingly short and unpolished it feels like Pokemon Go on launch day.

Zing.

Story: Poke Your Man Go – Quinn Dixon (Purchased)

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Vambrace: Keaton Clarke's Tale | Erotica Review

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 21:40:15 -0000

Don your special sex-headset and log in, Stan and Gavin are discussing an erotica featuring an incredibly sexual and pixellated adventure starring one of the biggest jerks we've seen on this show (don't worry, he gets comeuppance).

Story: Vambrace: Keaton Clarke's Tale - CB Archer (Purchased)

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Dominated By His Ghostly Touch | Erotica Review

Tue, 06 Mar 2018 16:27:28 -0000

There's something in the Holt House that only comes out at night, and it has a biiiiiig 'ole ding-dong. Join Gavin and special guest Victoria as they discuss the problematic adventure of a well-hung 19th century ghost getting down with a spunky property manager.

Victoria can be found @starstarparty and her podcast @magicfolkpod

Story: Dominated By His Ghostly Touch - Alexx Andria (Purchased)

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Announcing The Fourth Journal - A new podcast!

Sat, 03 Mar 2018 05:22:50 -0000

Gavin is now the proud co-host of a new podcast discussing the amazing Disney animated series Gravity Falls.

You can find The Fourth Journal on Twitter, on our website, or search "The Fourth Journal" on your favorite podcatching app.

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The Unbirthing Curse | Erotica Review Rewind

Thu, 01 Mar 2018 05:18:19 -0000

It's a blast from the RLL past! Gavin couldn't get a new episode up this week so you get a special treat: A second chance for a review!

Join past-Gavin and past-Kaila in a re-mastered and re-edited review of The Unbirthing Curse, a personal favorite of the show for several reasons!

CW: pregnancy, fat shaming, pregnancy shaming, unbirthing, magic, dark end, birth

Story: The Unbirthing Curse– Mindi Flyth (Purchased)

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A Note from Management

Thu, 15 Feb 2018 00:43:53 -0000

Gavin takes a quick moment as he gets dressed to go out on a Valentine's date (that he might be late for, shiiiiiit) to thank you, the listener. The Red Light Library is a year old, and we couldn't have done it without you.

The Busty Realtor | Erotica Review

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 02:36:23 -0000

Our hosts have been binge-watching house-hunting shows and wanted to bring their newfound expertise to reviewing a realtor-based erotica. Unfortunately for Gavin and Sam, this busty realtor traps her prey in the first closet they come across, then uses sex as a weapon and gives them a problematic ending.

CW: unprotected sex, mention of abortion, manipulation, femdom, rough

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Busted | Erotica Review

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 05:48:06 -0000

CW: balloon play, popping, step-sibling incest, dubcon/noncon

It's a problem we've all faced before: you sit down to read a good balloon fetish piece and then suddenly bam, step-sibling incest all up in your face. Join Gavin and Sam as they re-record today's episode after losing an awesome first one to bad recording conditions. Do pay attention to our CW, there's some big ones today!

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White Chicks: The Redneck | Erotica Review

Tue, 30 Jan 2018 18:15:41 -0000

CW: group sex, racism,

Rustle up some headphones and hop on in the truck with Jackie and Gavin as they explore a surprisingly sober approach to the redneck archetype in an erotica. Except for the weird racist language against the character of Italian descent, that was unexpected. Par for the course in a story in which the protagonist blows a dude with a confederate flag tattoo.

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Ski Lodge Snatches | Erotica Review

Fri, 26 Jan 2018 03:00:58 -0000

Grab your ski poles and then put them right the fuck back down, because we're reading a seven-page story today! This story is so short Gavin is going to go through it scene-by-scene with Sam providing commentary as someone who actually read it beforehand.

This is insane, y'all.

Story: Ski Lodge Snatches – Douglas Hardie (purchased)

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Space Pirates | Erotica Review

Tue, 23 Jan 2018 07:01:10 -0000

Hop aboard the least-definied spaceships in fiction as Sam and Gavin blast off to put a lazy sci-fi piece on blast. This episode's a bit short so they're also putting out a second 20-ish minute episode this week, stay tuned!

Story: Space Pirates – Zak Black (purchased)

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A Lovely Lesbian Evening in a Ski Lodge | Erotica Review

Tue, 16 Jan 2018 15:44:00 -0000

Tune in to hear Gavin and Sam discuss a lesbian couple who are kinda-sorta kinky but spend most of their time eating cheesecake and performing sex acts that usually are only found in porn directed by straight dudes.

Story: A Lovely Lesbian Evening in a Ski Lodge - Emily Vixen (purchased)

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My Dirty Gym Part 2 | Erotica Review

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 03:57:03 -0000

Time to do some farmer's kegels and push-downs, it's 2018 and time to hit the gym. And by the gym I mean listen to Gavin and Sam review a fundamentally broken story about a trainer who gets flexin' with a vague Asian woman.

Story: My Dirty Gym part 2 - Clarissa Price (Purchased)

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Bug-Size Boyfriend | Erotica Review

Tue, 02 Jan 2018 18:52:21 -0000

Story: Bug-Size Boyfriend - Mac Rome (Purchased)

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Star Wars: A Nude Hope: An Erotic Adventure | Erotica Review

Wed, 27 Dec 2017 05:07:34 -0000

Want to have some Star Wars fun but completely avoid spoilers for the new movie? Join Gavin, Sam, Ash, Kaila, and Jackie as they review a book that's been on the back burner since March. It's got poop, it's got Luke/Leia incest, it's got Chewbacca onomatopoeia, it's got Def Leppard. What more could one ask for?

Story: Star Wars: A Nude Hope: An Erotic Adventure- Tom Rankin (Copy available free online)

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I Was Santa's Secret Lover! | Erotica Review

Tue, 19 Dec 2017 23:34:16 -0000

We've moved! Join Gavin (with a cold) and Sam in reviewing yet another sleazy Xmas tale. Continuing the trend of Santa engaging in intercourse with suspiciously young-looking "totally legal" women... here's a story in which St. Nick brings some St Dick to a lady who's lost the Christmas Spirit.

Santa, Please Pull Out! | Erotica Review

Tue, 12 Dec 2017 06:00:00 -0000

Ho-Ho-Hooooo nooooo... Santa is such a bad guy in this first-person story of Saint Nick ruining the life of an 18 year old girl Gavin adopts a voice so scummy he can't keep it up for entire sentences.

It gets weird, folks.

Of course, you realized that given we did a 40 minute episode over a story thats 16 pages long.

Office Embarrassment | Erotica Review

Tue, 05 Dec 2017 22:10:50 -0000

We return to the Molly Coddles well for another delightfully wacked-out story with inventive language. This time Gavin brings Jackie along for the ride as they review a story of corporate ladder-climbing and farting... lots of farting.

Story: Office Embarrassment - Molly Coddles (Free review copy)

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Online Game | Erotica Review

Tue, 28 Nov 2017 17:00:00 -0000

Stan picks the perfect time to join the show for his first one-on-one review with Gavin: A story so oddly-written they stumble across trans issues handled more ham-fistedly than the infamous April's Fool.

Story: Online Game - Sarah Serene (Kindle Unlimited)

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The Physical Manifestation of Autumn Turns Me Gay | Erotica Review

Thu, 23 Nov 2017 07:31:53 -0000

In honor of one of the more emotionally-stressful holidays ever, here's a wonderfully fun tingler from the one, the only, Chuck Tingle! Join Gavin (and Jackie over a phone from a remote location) in reviewing this brilliant little piece for a bonus episode :D

I Got Stuffed Like a Turkey | Erotica Review

Tue, 21 Nov 2017 15:51:10 -0000

Join Sam and Gavin as they review one of the most self-centered protagonists they've come across. It's got twins, it's got DP, it's got more em-dashes than you can shake a stick at -- and it's disappointingly light on Thanksgiving content for a story about Thanksgiving?

Story: I Got Stuffed Like a Turkey - Randi Roman (Kindle Unlimited)

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Shower Time | Erotica Review

Tue, 14 Nov 2017 21:17:09 -0000

Join Gavin and Sam (and Jackie as a bystander) as they celebrate No Shave November by reviewing a story all about shaving. It's a second-person story that claims it's written in first person. Also its attempts at depicting a D/S relationship feel like a Reddit roleplay post gone wrong.

Do pay attention to the warning at the beginning, this episode has some audio issues!

Stellarsexual | Erotica Review

Tue, 07 Nov 2017 18:00:00 -0000

Join Gavin and Grace as they try to describe the first story they've encountered that was so poorly written they couldn't actually finish it. What was supposed to be a fun sci-fi romp quickly turns into a rambling story told by a toddler high on nitrous oxide.

Daddy Longlegs | Erotica Review

Tue, 31 Oct 2017 20:51:32 -0000

When a hypnotherapist encounters a patient haunted by a menacingly sexual spinoff of the Slenderman, things get spooky (and occasionally sexy). Join scare-hunters Gavin and Jackie as they crack open this genuinly creepy horror story and find some unexpected comedy, sex, and heartwarming moments.

Jackie almost cried at one bit, don't tell her I told you that.

The Sexorcist | Erotica Review

Thu, 26 Oct 2017 01:19:34 -0000

The spooks keep on coming as Halloween month nears its climax and we review a g-g-ghost story! Join Gavin and Jackie and they review a piece in which an intrepid ghost hunter tries to get to the bottom of a sex ghost haunting a B&B, only to find he's more of a top...

Grab Bag Special |Erotica Review

Thu, 19 Oct 2017 04:04:13 -0000

In which Jackie and I talk about four books we're not reviewing. Several are dumb, one we just got bored of while reviewing, it's a big mystery as to what grabs our attention sometimes.

Also don't forget dem sweet Audible ads, I'll keep doing 'em until you sing up daggumit.

Cooper S. Beckett | Author Interview

Thu, 12 Oct 2017 02:29:36 -0000

Swingin' author Cooper S. Beckett drops by the podcast to discuss his newest book Approaching the Swingularity as well as his writing process, the swinging community, and one particularly bullshit Amazon review.

Gettin' Funky with the Pharaoh's Mummy | Erotica Review

Wed, 04 Oct 2017 22:40:14 -0000

We kick off Hallow-tober (Oct-ween?) with a little piece of erotica about everyone's favorite 1970s "we have no time or money" costume: a mummy!

Find out what happens when a chick from Ohio digs into a pyramid and wakes up King Tut (but big and sexy, not all tiny and the product of incest like real life).

Approaching the Swingularity: Tales of Swinging and Polyamory in Paradise | Going Deep

Mon, 02 Oct 2017 17:00:00 -0000

Join Gavin and Sam on the inaugrual episode of a monthly side-series in which the Red Light Library denizens review a book-length erotica for your entertainment. This month we discuss the astounding second fictional novel Approaching the Swingularity by Cooper S Beckett.

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A Very Naughty Girl Indeed | Erotica Review with Grace and Sam

Thu, 28 Sep 2017 19:55:48 -0000

What a creepy book indeed. Sam and Grace join me in reviewing a short story that takes the standard schoolgirl punishment fetish a bridge too far.

Then I takes it a dam too far, then a suspension bridge too far, then it flings itself into the Too Far Ocean. Pro tip: Never write erotica in the second person.

Trailer Park Boys Vol. 1: The Landlord | Erotica Review

Sat, 23 Sep 2017 16:23:30 -0000

In a sassy bonus episode we poke fun at a manipulative book that, in fact, contains ZERO references to the Trailer Park Boys show. Sam and I grab a bottle of wine and go to town on this sticky a-hole of a book.

Warning, we get a little blue-er than normal this episode. We aren't running any ads on it so if you'd like to show some support, consider leaving a review on iTunes or checking out another episode that does have ads!

Captain Future: The Corn Dildo from Outer Space | Erotica Review

Tue, 19 Sep 2017 07:40:04 -0000

Jackie's back and we're celebrating with a particularly corny (sorry) pulp sci-fi novel from Tabatha Houston. A sci-fi actor basically embodying a female Captain Kirk is tasked with solving puzzles on mysterious alien spaceships to get cool tech that advances the human race. What will she do upon discovering the ship's power requires sexual energy to run?

Well, it's obvious, but I won't spoil it for you just yet.

Bloated Beach Bunny Butts | Erotica Review with Grace and Sam

Thu, 07 Sep 2017 04:55:02 -0000

Time to get to twerk with Grace and Sam as we discuss something incredibly BBW booty-centric. A story about three... well-endowed women in a twerking contest, Bloated Beach Bunny Butts reads like it's one part fairy tale and one part sports success story.

Also there's a couple of burps this episode, Sam slammed a Dr. Thunder before recording, sorry.

Red Light Rewind: Bound to the Mast

Fri, 01 Sep 2017 03:25:49 -0000

After multiple technical difficulties Gavin has decided to introduce newer fans to an older episode, one from the crunchier days of The Red Light Library. Listen in amazement as we review without pop filters or pre-existing knowledge of the story we're talking about.

Gavin's accents still suck as hard today though.

The Unbirthing Curse, a novel by Mindi Flyth | Erotica Review

Thu, 24 Aug 2017 04:10:17 -0000

Hop in the minivan as Gavin is joined by good friend Kaila to talk about a book with a kink so out-there Jackie refuses to read it. We're talking a surprisingly fun read about unbirthing, pregnancy, being a dick to pregnant women, and being nice to pregnant women. Join us, won't you?

A Snot Facial | RLL Review

Thu, 10 Aug 2017 04:21:43 -0000

This week we've sniffed out a book about people getting turned on by mucus. Snot starts flying and Jackie is rightfully uncomfortable as we dive into this pile of phlemmy goodness.

Thrust Of The Dragon | Erotica Review

Wed, 26 Jul 2017 16:02:58 -0000

Turns out when you write erotica about memes, even when you can write worth a damn, it's not always entertaining. Jacquie and Gavin end Dinosaur Month with a questionable choice and a shorter episode than normal. Hell has indeed frozen over.

Forced by a T-Rex | Erotica Review

Mon, 10 Jul 2017 22:53:15 -0000

I can't write a good description for this episode as there really isn't anything I can say without spoiling it. The story we cover is stupid, poorly-written, and disgustingly flippant on violent subjects. Also Stan is back.

Psychic Raptors In Lust | Red Light Library Review (with Stan)

Thu, 06 Jul 2017 20:59:04 -0000

Welcome to Dinosaur Month! I mean, they're technically extradimensional reptiles that resemble Utahraptors but c'mon, close enough for comfort.

Putin On The Trump | Red Light Library 4th of July Special

Tue, 04 Jul 2017 13:57:24 -0000

Take a break from celebrating your country's independence to listen to us lose our minds reading a parody erotica about two future presidents' budding bromance in college. This story is way better than it has any right to be.

Picked Up By The Demon President | Erotica Review

Tue, 27 Jun 2017 21:23:26 -0000

Once again Grace has been summoned to assist in reviewing some smut, except this time the author has challenged us specifically! You're in a for a hell of a good time.

Story: Picked Up By The Demon President – (Purchased)

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Mating With Jungle Tentacle Plant | Red Light Library Review (with Grace)

Wed, 21 Jun 2017 04:56:20 -0000

Strap in as Gavin digs up an emergency co-host from the forgotten Red Light Laboratory in the basement and subjects her to a story about the worst scientist ever. That's right, we're doing tentacle porn.

The Curvy Girl and the Billionaire | Red Light Library Review

Thu, 15 Jun 2017 19:01:01 -0000

Grab your credit cards and don your most expensive suit, it's time to tackle our first story dealing with everyone's favorite mommy porn trope: an innocent woman being screwed by a billionaire!

LESBIAN ROMANCE: Golden Legs | Red Light Library Review

Tue, 23 May 2017 16:40:14 -0000

We're back from an unplanned hiatus to review the single most "problematic" story we've encountered so far. A doe-eyed sexless woman moves to NYC only to stumble into a life-changing lesbian dance club. There is a trigger warning for 42 seconds of audio dealing with assault and it will ruin applesauce for you. I'm not even joking.

Sniffing to Pass: A Gay Farting Story | Red Light Library Review

Sun, 09 Apr 2017 19:12:30 -0000

Take a deep breath and dive in with Jackie and Gavin as they descend into the depths of a cheese-cutting gay romp. Farts. There's farting. A lot of it.

April's Fool: a Transsexual Erotica | RLL

Wed, 29 Mar 2017 04:50:00 -0000

Psych! Oh, what a good April Fool's gag we just pulled on you, actually releasing a not-joke episode two days before April Fools. Ah, we slay ourselves. Oh yeah, we're reviewing an erotica about a straight guy and some trans ladies doing the dirty. It's hilarious and needs a few hours of copy-editing.

Lab Experiments Pilot - Stacked Justice

Fri, 24 Mar 2017 03:19:12 -0000

Descend into the RLL basement as we boot up some old computers and play adult interactive fiction games (aka: porn text adventures). Today we launch the series with a free public pilot playing Stacked Justice by beanbean. It's about a massive pervert trying to bone his way to saving the world. Outro music: Terra Firma by Retroman (Osman.)

Fuck of the Irish - RLL

Tue, 14 Mar 2017 16:45:28 -0000

Strap on your buckled hats, it's time for a St. Patrick's Day themed erotica review! Gavin and Jackie strap on their worst Irish accents to dive deep into Angelica Siren's hilariously green-tinted sex romp.

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Bound to the Mast: A Pirate Gang Erotica - RLL

Tue, 21 Feb 2017 06:41:22 -0000

Strap on yer sexiest eyepatch and don your most arousing of peg legs, because Head Librarians Gavin and Jackie are taking their reviews to the high seas with Miranda Burns tale of a floating gangbang. Music: "ZigZag" and "Chill Wave" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Snowballin: I F*cked Frosty - RLL

Thu, 16 Feb 2017 20:45:39 -0000

Join hosts Gavin and Jackie as they open the doors of the Red Light Library to the public and chase away an unseasonably warm winter by reviewing a winter-themed erotica. Unfortunately they stumbled across Snowballin. Originally uploaded February 14, 2017 but iTunes and Soundcloud decided to be rude Music: "ZigZag" and "Chill Wave" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Welcome to the Red Light Library! [Episode 0]

Tue, 14 Feb 2017 17:00:00 -0000

New to the show? Want to hear what we're about and why we review what we review? Tune in to hear Gavin spend 8ish minutes explaining what the RLL is, why it is, and suggest some fun first episodes for newer listeners!