The Sonic Hustle (Formerly The Sonic Shuffle)

Ep.1 – Introduction Zone

Sat, 28 Mar 2020 13:00:00 -0000

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

Dan and Morg start their first episode by introducing themselves and their familiarity with Sonic lore, and then Dan lists off all the different continuities.

THIS WEEK: Intros!

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic!

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Ep.2 – Freedom Fighters Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 13:00:00 -0000

In our second episode, Dan lectures Morg on the Freedom Fighters and the first issue of Archie Sonic. Also Sallicole is canon.

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic!

NEXT WEEK: The Sonic Bible!

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Ep.3 – Hardly Nebraska Zone (The Sonic Bible)

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 12:24:44 -0000

Dan and Morg read their way through the Sonic Bible, and in order to do so must visit the town of Hardly, Nebraska and meet Dr. Ovi Kintobor. Also Dan's Mom shows up and mistakes acting for arguing.

THIS WEEK: The Sonic Bible!

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground!

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This episode samples music from a variety of games, Including Stardew Valley, Hypnospace Outlaw, Fallout, the Sonic the Hedgehog series, and "Biohazard" by OCRemix user DjjD

Ep.4 – Upsetting Cricket Zone (Sonic Underground)

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Dan and Morg have made a vow their mother will be found. But to get there, they must deal with bad animation, upsetting character designs, and a tragic tale of corporate meddling.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground!

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom!

Reference Material:

A collection of letters from late writer Ben Hurst to a Sonic newsgroup

Manic the Hedgehog's Watermark

The Upsetting Cricket Man

The Bounty Hunters (different reference than the google search image used in the rcording)

Bartleby, the fancy lad

Where to find us:

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Ep.5 – Himbo Knuckles Zone (Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week Dan and Morg observe redesigns and learn the doomed development of the worst-selling Sonic game of all time.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

NEXT WEEK: Stay Sonic

Reference Material:

The cast of Sonic Boom

Eggman's redesign

What Lyric looks like

Credit to Matt McMuscles and ClementJ64 for their helpful video material.

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Ep.6 – Stinky Egg Zone (Stay Sonic)

Sat, 02 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Dan and Morg must read through the origins of UK Sonic, and discover just how badly Dr. Robotnik stinks.

THIS WEEK: Stay Sonic

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Reference Material:

Ovi Kintobor and Brown Sonic

Credit to Sonic Retro for their archival upload of Stay Sonic.

Shout-out to Sonic the Comic the Podcast!

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Ep.7 – Egg Yeeks Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sat, 09 May 2020 20:44:50 -0000

Dan and Morg join the Super Sonic Search and Smash Squad and get into some looney tunes bullshit.

Reference Material:

Scratch and Grounder

Dr. Robotnik doing a youtube poop meme

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Ep.8 – Yami Robotnik Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sat, 16 May 2020 02:19:39 -0000

Dan and Morg re-experience youtube poop material and free sheep from indentured servitude.

Reference Material:

Breezie

Smiley

The bus with a tongue

Pharaoh Robotnik

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Ep.9 – Gamer Quiz Zone (Stay Sonic)

Sat, 23 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000

Dan and Morg learn platforming skills from Sonic's friends and take a quiz on whether they're real Sonic fans.

THIS WEEK: Stay Sonic NEXT WEEK: Sonic X

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Ep.10 – Speed Team Zone (Sonic X)

Sat, 06 Jun 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Dan and Morg run from the police and break into Area 51

THIS WEEK: Sonic X NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Ep.11 – The Cool Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sat, 13 Jun 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Dan and Morg plow through a bunch of gallgher-era archie comics, read Robotnik's rules, and behold Swollen Sonic

Visual references:

Verti-Cal and Horizont-Al

A panel from "Vertigo-a-go-go!"

Pseudo Sonic

Swollen Sonic

A Nerb

THIS WEEK: The Gallagher era of Archie Sonic

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground...

https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

Milton Knight's Patreon

Jon Gray's Patreon

Ep.12 – Short Episode Zone (Sonic Underground)

Sat, 20 Jun 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Dan and Morg have a bit of a short one and learn about the personality of Girl.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground

NEXT WEEK: More Stay Sonic!

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Ep.13 – Big Brain Zone (Stay Sonic)

Sat, 27 Jun 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Dan and Morg learn all about Dr. Ivo Robotnik, experience fatphobia and ableism, and are offered an egg in this trying time.

THIS WEEK: Stay Sonic

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic Issues #11-15

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Ep.14 – Bog Hog Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 13:00:00 -0000

Dan and Morg meet their evil universe counterparts and travel back in time to the days of SonUgh the Boghog.

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic issues #11-15

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Episodes 3 & 4

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Ep.15 – X Æ A-12 Zone (Sonic X)

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 15:51:09 -0000

This week, Dan and Morg watch a robot kill cops and discover the terrible truth about the Thorndyke family.

THIS WEEK: Sonic X Episodes 3+4!

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic Issue 16-19 and the In-Your-Face Special!

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Ep.16 – Orb Quest Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sat, 25 Jul 2020 14:43:12 -0000

This week, Dan and Morg go on an Orb Quest and discuss tabletop RPG classes

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic issues 16-19 and the In Your Face Special!

NEXT WEEK: AoSTH episodes 9 and 12!

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Ep.17 – Baby Robotnik Zone (Adventures Of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sat, 01 Aug 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan and Morg buy a juicero and have a hard time translating cartoon slapstick to an audio medium

Reference material:

Mama Robotnik

Baby Robotnik

Wes Weasley

THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 9 and 12!

NEXT WEEK: Stay Sonic!

Dan | Morg

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Ep.18 – Sonic Real Zone (Stay Sonic)

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and new student Devon try to recognize 90s UK celebrities and question Sonic and Tails' friendship.

THIS WEEK: Stay Sonic

NEXT WEEK: The Sonic OVA

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Ep.19 – Ice Physics Zone (Sonic OVA)

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 22:11:16 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon are impressed by Knuckles' cool hat and try to make sense of Metal Sonic's plan to destroy the world

THIS WEEK: The Sonic OVA

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

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Ep.20 – Badass Uke Zone (Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon discover Sonic can walk on water but only sometimes and do a breakdance jump exploit

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 13 and 14

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Ep.21 – Volcel Shadow Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon learn about youtube poop, Shadow's volcel identity, and Sonic's vegas marriage.

THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes 13 and 14

NEXT WEEK: A collection of Sonic shorts (Man of the Year, Night of the Werehog, Let's Meet Sonic)

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Ep.22 – Simp Carrey Zone (Short Sonic Cartoons)

Sat, 26 Sep 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon become marvel at merch and become heroes.

THIS WEEK: Man of the Year, Night of the Werehog, and Let's Meet Sonic!

NEXT WEEK: Stay Sonic

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Ep.23 – Mega Mack™ Zone (Stay Sonic)

Sat, 03 Oct 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish reading Stay Sonic and learn about the Mega Mack™, various metaphors for Robotnik turning evil, and tubby custard.

THIS WEEK: Stay Sonic

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog for the Sega Genesis

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Ep.24 – Catholic Sonic Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog 1991)

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 05:50:09 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally discuss a mainline Sonic game, learn to COPE with overwork, and accept the loving embrace of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) for the Sega Genesis

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic Issue 20 and the Princess Sally tie-in series

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Ep.25 – McDonald's Orb-bot Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read about Princess Sally's adventures (that barely involve Princess Sally) , mourn the loss of Sonic the Hedgehog with an ugly statue, and marvel at the Orb-bots. The boys are fightingggg!!!

The Sonic Statue

Geoffrey St. Jon

Orb-bots

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic (Issue 20 and the Princess Sally miniseries)

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (Episode 15 (Too Tall Tails) and 16 (Tails' New Home))

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Halloween Special 2020 - kefkalaugh.exe

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, Devon, and special guests Sara and Jordan spend 1 hour, 43 minutes, and 58 seconds reading and discussing sonic.exe, the de facto Sonic creepypasta. Experience the thrills and chills of scary sonic, internal stopwatches, and specific background music!

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Ep.26 – President Robotnik Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon try to recall what happened in Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog after losing a recording, deal with the seeds of people's fetishes, and discuss adopting Sonic and Tails.

THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 15 and 16

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

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Ep.27 – E3 2018 Zone (Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 08:35:55 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon realize they didn't watch enough content for a full episode and fill time by talking about video games.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

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Ep.28 – Goku Sephiroth Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 10:25:03 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon deal with a washed-up superhero, solve a mystery, and discover the superior alternative to naming your kid after your favorite fictional character.

THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 17 ("Over the Hill Hero") and 19 ("Mystery of the Missing Hi-tops")

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground Episodes 3 ("Harmony of Something") and 4 ("Wedding Bell Blues")

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Ep.29 – Earthbender Manic Zone (Sonic Underground)

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 23:57:15 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon discuss Sonic Underground, notice a sharp decrease in quality, and ponder on how creepy Sonia and Bartleby's relationship is.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground Episodes 3 and 4

NEXT WEEK: Year 1 of Sonic the Comic

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Ep.30 – Hyper-Realistic Hands Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon return from an extended holiday break to discuss the 1994 issues of Sonic the Comic, Britian's official Sega comic, and learn about jokerfication, the British TOM, and what Sonic looks like now that he's 30.

Visual References: Tails' robot exo-skeleton UK Sally Acorn Badnik Sonic Megadroid The UK Death Egg Red the Lion UK Super Sonic The Omnipotent Omni-Viewer Dr. Kintobor Dr. Robotnik's 2000 AD-style robots Mega Mack

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic (1994 issues)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

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Ep.31 – I ❤️ Oil Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog 2 1992)

Sat, 23 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon go through Sonic 2 and discuss American Kirby, bullied kids with cool powers, and Robotnik's oil fixation.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure (Sonic's Story)

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Ep.32 – Oh No Zone (Sonic Adventure)

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon learn about Sonic Adventure 1, listen to voice acting, and make chao in Chao Island

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure (Sonic's Story)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X

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Visit Chao Island!

Ep.33 – Chalkboard Charlie Zone (Sonic X)

Sat, 06 Feb 2021 13:55:10 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch Sonic X episodes 5 and 6 and learn about racial stereotypes, Pumpty, and Joe Biden's plans for Sonic.

THIS WEEK: Sonic X (Season 1, Episodes 5 and 6)

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic (Issues 21-25)

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Ep.34 – Robotnik Memorial Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 16:20:02 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Archie Sonic, fight their evil doppelgangers, and mourn the loss of Mobius' greatest tyrant.

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic issues 21-25

NEXT WEEK: Sonic CD

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Ep.35 – Bad Future Zone (Sonic CD)

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 22:25:09 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon discuss Sonic CD, it's ecofuturist messages, and the Sega CD

THIS WEEK: Sonic CD

NEXT WEEK: SatAM

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Ep.36 – Crestfallen Antoine Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM)

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 17:41:01 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally start watching SatAM and discuss odd voices, scary robotnik, and Cat the Alive Freedom Fighter

THIS WEEK: Sonic SatAM

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

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Ep.37 – Inflation Station Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 15:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon hear Dr. Robotnik say "pingas"

THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

NEXT WEEK: Sonic 3 and Knuckles (The Sonic 3 half)

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Ep.38 – Clown Zone (Sonic 3 & Knuckles)

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 02:04:41 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon learn about Sonic 3, presidents, and Knuckle's home.

THIS WEEK: Sonic 3 and Knuckles (The Sonic 3 half)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

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Ep.39 – Weird Vibes Zone (Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon decide to go with an uncommented run for Rise of Lyric, and quickly pick up on the very weird, desolate vibes of it. Meanwhile, Sonic reclaims pogchamp, and Amy's political career goes down the toilet.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

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Ep.40 – Olive Garden Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog 2020)

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 11:16:43 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon celebrate the 1-year anniversary of their podcast by talking about Jim Carrey's Bottom Boy, Sonic's Cop Dad, and how when you're here, you're family.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)

THIS THURSDAY: ??????

NEXT WEEK: Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games (DS)

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ERRO:///sonic_shuffle_dreams_collection.wav

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Note: This episode contains references to weird fetish stuff. You have been warned.

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon EERRROR_)___:DO_NOT_UPLOAD

THIS WEEK: Sonic Dreams Collection

NEXT WEEK: Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games

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Ep.41 – Silent Luigi Zone (Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games)

Sat, 10 Apr 2021 18:48:07 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon make a quick trip to the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games, do some skiing, and discuss the tragedy of Waluigi

THIS WEEK: Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games (DS)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X episodes 7 and 8

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Ep.42 – Core Fighter Zone (Sonic X)

Sat, 17 Apr 2021 20:32:53 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic X and discuss 4kids-style racism, cartoon gaslighting, and how Tails should get a gundam

THIS WEEK: Sonic X

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground

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Ep.43 – Mobodoon Autonomous Zone (Sonic Underground)

Sat, 24 Apr 2021 22:08:36 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon go through a fog wall to meet a suprisingly normal grecian town and get a football-shaped baby thrown at them.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground

NEXT WEEK: The Sonic & Knuckles half of Sonic 3 & Knuckles

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Ep.44 – Cute Ghost Zone (Sonic 3 & Knuckles)

Sat, 01 May 2021 16:19:22 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon go through the Sonic and Knuckles half of Sonic 3 & Knuckles, listen to the nightcore cover of Sonic & Knuckles, and sympathize with enemies from Sandopolis.

THIS WEEK: Sonic 3 & Knuckles

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic

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Ep.45 – Human Sonic Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Mon, 10 May 2021 21:54:37 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! For whatever reason this opens with a surrealist horror story about Sonic being a human! Also, Robotnik turns into a big stinky egg, we meet the Marxio Brothers, and there's some cool pirates.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 17-23

NEXT WEEK: Sonic SatAM Episodes 13 and 3

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(Sorry for the delay)

Ep.46 – Misleading Title Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM)

Sat, 22 May 2021 22:20:01 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch a test pilot of Sonic SatAM and meet Sonic's Uncle Chuck. Tails shits his doodoo ass, and Cat's defnitely still alive out there. There's also a bunch of jokes about Kyle X Why

THIS WEEK: SatAM episodes 13 (Heads or Tails) and 3 (Ultra Sonic)

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic Specials 2 and 3 and Archie Sonic Issue 26

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Ep.47 – Zoot Chute Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sat, 29 May 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more Sonic comics. We are intruduced to Nack the Weasel the Jerboa and Vector the Crocodile, Sonic goes down the Zoot Chute, and Knuckles establishes that he is the floating island's Thin Red Line.

THIS WEEK: Sonic and Knuckles Special, Archie Sonic #26, and Sonic Triple Trouble Special

NEXT WEEK: Sonic SatAM episode 4 and 5

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Ep.48 – Bnuuy Rabbot Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM)

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 20:31:24 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more SatAM! The Freedom Fighters travel to the unfortunately-named lost city of Maga, and then they meet a techno-wizard. Antoine is sided with, King Ice jewelry is discussed, and the hosts make an unfortunate discovery about Johnny Test's character design.

THIS WEEK: SatAM Season 1 Episodes 4 and 5

NEXT WEEK: AoSTH Episodes 29 and 32

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Ep.49 – Tumble Dryer Zone (The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sat, 12 Jun 2021 18:57:08 -0000

This week, Dan gets tired of watching Jaleel White cry like a baby and skips an episode.

THIS WEEK: AoSTH Episodes 29 (Robotnik Jr.) and 32 (Momma Robotnik Returns) and the first 8 minutes of Episode 28 (Musta Been a Beautiful Baby)

NEXT WEEK: The Sonic Fan Film

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Ep.50 – Suicide Squad Zone (The Sonic Fan Film)

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 23:25:06 -0000

This week, to celebrate 50 episodes, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the Sonic Fan Film and plot a Sonic Fan Film of their own.

THIS WEEK: The Sonic Fan Film

NEXT WEEK: Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games (DS)

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Ep.51 – Olympic Firearms Zone (Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics DS)

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 01:38:43 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon experience more of Mario and Sonic's journey to save the 2010 Winter Olympics, and learn olympic facts, like the kinds of guns they use in olympic events.

THIS WEEK: Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympics (DS)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure (Sonic's story)

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Ep.52 – Object Permanence Zone (Sonic Adventure)

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 14:51:02 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish Sonic's Story in Sonic Adventure 1. Sonic knows he's the protagonist but not the whereabouts of his friends that were last seen in certain peril.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure (Sonic's Story)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

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Ep.53 – Ecco the Dolphin Zone (Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon cover the penultimate episode on Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric. The end is in sight, Eggman gets in a mech, and Amy realizes sometimes you just need to vibe.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1 (Tails' story)

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Ep.54 – Poster's Shame Zone (Sonic Adventure)

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon go through Tails' Story in Sonic Adventure 1! Turns out when a huge amount of the plot is the same as before, there's less to talk about. Devon didn't know that Rough and Tumble were brothers.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1 (Tails' story)

NEXT WEEK: The end of Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric!

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Ep.55 – Gamer Rig Zone (Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric)

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 23:08:08 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally finish talking about Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric! The game ends pretty disappointingly, but we know for a fact that FRIENDSHIP MAKES US STRONG!!!!! RAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!!

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric

NEXT WEEK: Sonic: Nazo Unleashed

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Ep.56 – Fan Zone 1: Nazo Unleashed

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 04:14:03 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon do their first "Fan Zone" episode! This time around they talk about 3-part flash animation Sonic: Nazo Unleashed. Some badass DBZ shit happens in this one.

THIS WEEK: Nazo Unleashed

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic issues 27-29

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Ep.57 – Dragon Tales Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 15:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read through more Archie Sonic! Ken Penders names two randos Sleuth Doggy Dog and Sir Kicks-a-lot, Tails gets a robot girlfriend, and we all love Dulcy the Dragon. Also there's a new Archie Comic exclusive segment!

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic Issues 27-29

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X episodes 9+10

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Ep.58 – Baseball Lore Zone (Sonic X)

Sat, 28 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more of Sonic X! It's the baseball episode this week. Idris Elba is Knuckles, Morg and Devon open-palm slam a Twilight VHS in the slot, and baseball is weird.

THIS WEEK: Sonic X Episodes 9+10

NEXT WEEK: Real-Time Fandub Games Presents Sonic Adventure 2

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Ep.59 – Fan Zone 2: Snapcube Real Time Fandub Presents Sonic Adventure 2

Sat, 11 Sep 2021 05:39:44 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon discuss the Snapcube Real Time Fandub of Sonic Adventure 2! In this extra-long episode, they talk about G-fuel, weed headcanons, Eggman AMVs, and so much more.

THIS WEEK: Snapcube Real Time Fandub of Sonic Adventure 2

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground

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Ep.60 – Erchino Zone (Sonic Underground)

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 13:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Underground. Sonia has a girlfrind, the Sonic siblings said "fuck them kids", and we meet a trans icon.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic issues 24-28

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Ep.61 – Pixel Brain (Derogatory) Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Sat, 25 Sep 2021 19:28:55 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! What if pirates smoked weed? What if Metal Sonic had a name and could talk? What if some weird time travel stuff happened? All this and more can be learned in this episode.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic issues 24-28

NEXT WEEK: Fan Zone! Ghosts of the Future issues 1-3 and the fanfic "Happy Birthday Shadow!"

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Ep.62 – Fan Zone 3: Happy Birthday Shadow & Ghosts of the Future Issues 1-3

Sat, 02 Oct 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon go through some more fanfics. After a fanfic reading, they discuss the beginning of IDW Sonic artist and writer Evan Stanley's still-running Sonic fan comic. T-Shits, Nudo-fascism, weed headcanons, and so much more.

THIS WEEK: The fan fiction "Happy Birthday Shadow" and Ghosts of the Future Issues 1-3

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 30 and 34

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Ep.63 – No Weed Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 15:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about Tails smoking, almost as much as they talk about 50 cool ways to say No to weed.

THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 30 and 34

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (8-bit)

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Ep.64 – Funeral AMV Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog 2 8-bit)

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 22:47:48 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about 8-bit Sonic 2! It's a whole different game with a drastic bad ending! Morg mourns in their own way. Devon posits a theory.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (8-bit)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Lego Dimensions

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Ep.65 – La Chaoix Zone (Lego Dimesions Sonic DLC)

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 20:38:28 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon explore the Sonic expansion of LEGO Dimensions. They also come up with la croix flavors.

THIS WEEK: LEGO Dimensions: Sonic

NEXT WEEK: Halloween Special!

THE WEEK AFTER: Sonic The Comic Issues 27-32

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Halloween Special 2021 - tailsdoll.exe

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Welcome once again to a Sonic Horror Spectacular! Nonna Roy guests to learn about a scary doll, read stories, and most importantly, glean information off obscure fan wikis.

THIS WEEK: Tails Doll Creepypasta

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic

Dan | Morg | Devon | Roy

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Ep.66 – Diet Smeg Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Tue, 16 Nov 2021 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! New villains show up! Some comics are bad to look at and some are good to look at! I hear Knuckles the Echidna can be controlled somehow!

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 29-32

NEXT WEEK: Lego Sonic Dimensions

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Ep.67 – Lego Creepypasta Zone (Lego Dimensions Sonic DLC)

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 16:08:25 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish talking about the Sonic expansion for Lego Dimensions! Not much to say here, so we also talk about the Sonic manga that isn't fully translated, and what the google image search results for "lego creepypasta" are

THIS WEEK: Lego Dimensions: Sonic the Hedgehog

NEXT WEEK: Super Mario Brothers Z!

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Ep.68 – Fan Zone 4: Super Mario Bros. Z Episodes 1-4

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 21:01:46 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch classic sprite flash animation series Super Mario Bros. Z! Mario and Luigi don't speak. Cream the Rabbit dies. Devon is upset by the sheer disrespect given to his boy Yoshi.

THIS WEEK: Super Mario Bros Z Episodes 1-4

NEXT WEEK: Episode 69 fanfic reading special!

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Ep.69 – The Episode 69 Shipping and Fan Fiction Special!

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 15:37:21 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon take a page from Pod of Greed and dedicate episode 69 to talking about shipping and fan fiction!

The fanfics read:

eggman.xex by Casey Cosmos

Matching Wits by Emmi the Mouse (NSFW)

This episode uses music from (in order of appearance) Earthbound, Illbleed, Kirby's Avalanche, Undertale, Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, Sonic the Hedgehog 1, "Deuces" by Kevin McLeod, Sonic Generations, Sonic Adventure 1, Sonic Forces, Sonic Unleashed, Hatoful Boyfriend, and Yakuza: Like a Dragon.

NEXT WEEK: SatAM Season 1 Episodes 6 and 7

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Ep.70 – Trailer Reaction Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog SatAM)

Tue, 21 Dec 2021 21:17:35 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about Season 1 Episodes 6 and 7 of SatAM. Additionally, fan comic drama is discussed and we react the the big trailer reveals at The Game Awards.

THIS WEEK: SatAM Season 1 Episodes 6 and 7

NEXT WEEK: Sonic's Christmas Blast and An Eggman Carol

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Holiday Special! Sonic's Christmas Blast and An Eggman Carol

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 11:26:52 -0000

Happy Holidays! This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch two of the surprisingly small hanful of Sonic things relating to Christmas.

THIS WEEK: Sonic's Christmas Blast and An Eggman Carol

NEXT WEEK: Sonic R

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Ep.71 – Love Story Zone (Sonic R)

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 22:10:35 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the lyrics of Sonic R, which are on Genius for some reason, tell the tragedy of the Sega Saturn, and weave the greatest love story ever told.

THIS WEEK: Sonic R

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom (The TV series)

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Ep.72 – Morg The Teacher Zone (Sonic Boom TV Series)

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 15:14:40 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the first 4 episodes of the Sonic Boom TV series! Or rather, they go off of very different listing of what the first 4 episodes are, leading to Morg and Devon having to teach Dan for once. Himbo Knuckles gets to shine. Sticks is just there. Eggman is a bad roommate.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom (the TV series)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic issues 33-36

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Ep.73 – Page Master Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Mon, 31 Jan 2022 15:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! We discuss Bebop and Rocksteady's T4T friends, cool jackets, sexy anthro sheep, Doom for the Sega 32X, and spend an inordinate amount of time talking about a largely forgotten animated film.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 33-36

NEXT WEEK: Ghosts of the Future issues 3-6

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Ep.74 – Fan Zone 5: Ghosts of The Future Issues 4-6

Sat, 12 Feb 2022 14:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read some more of Evan Stanley's fancomic Ghosts of The Future. Dan explains why Sonic and the Secret Rings is a bad game. Devon thinks teenage Evan might be a huge fan of Shadow and Rouge. We also spend 10 minutes getting mad at a piece of modern Ken Penders art.

THIS WEEK: Ghosts of the Future Issues 4-6

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure - Knuckles Story

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Ep.75 – Ignoring Lore Zone (Sonic Adventure)

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 17:20:55 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon experience Knuckles's Story in Sonic Adventure 1! Eggman struts, Tikal desperately tries to teach Knuckles about his people's history, and Knuckles ignores it.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure: Knuckles Story

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1

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Ep.76 – Jimmy Neutron Zone (Sonic Boom TV Series)

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 15:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more of Sonic Boom! There's interns who aren't voiced by Rob Paulsen, Blueberry Eggman, and a concerning amount of Jimmy Neutron recollection.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

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Ep.77 – Cuckonuts Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sat, 05 Mar 2022 19:49:30 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the AoSTH episodes "Sonic the Matchmaker" and "Zoobotnik"! Junior wants to date Breezie and we get a horny big woman who beats up Robotnik. Sorry about the episode title.

THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

NEXT WEEK: The Archie Sonic Tails miniseries

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Ep.78 – Wallaby Pouch Zone (Archie Sonic)

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 22:49:33 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the Tails miniseries of Archie Sonic, meet one of Knuckles' family members, and contemplate overdetailed cover art.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog's Buddy Tails

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 11-13

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Ep.79 – Batty's Lil Monster Zone (Sonic X)

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the mid-season finale of Season 1 of Sonic X! Rouge the Bat is here, she's black, and she has a girlfriend she likes to bully. We also meet the president who is a fusion of at least three different republican presidents and make fun of him and Bob Dole.

THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 11-13

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 14+15

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Ep.80 – Danimals Zone (Sonic X)

Sat, 26 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more of Sonic X! Sonic is a cool teen. Sam Speed hits on Chris' teacher. Devon says "salimy".

THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 14+15

NEXT WEEK: Big the Cat

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Big's Big Podcast!

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 10:09:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about the best Sonic character, Big the Cat!

THIS WEEK: Big's Big Fishing Adventure 3 - The Trial

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1: Amy and Big's stories

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Ep.81 – Lore Upgrade Zone (Sonic Adventure)

Sat, 09 Apr 2022 13:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon continue their adventure through Sonic Adventure! This week we talk about Amy fleeing from a scary robot, and the most important sonic character, Big the Cat.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1 (Amy's story and Big's story)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Triple Trouble

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Ep.82 – Mojave Winter Zone (Sonic Triple Trouble)

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 13:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about Sonic Triple Trouble. Knuckles wants his stuff back. Eggman forms a polycule. Fang is a car guy.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Triple Trouble

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 1 (Gamma's Story and Super Sonic's Story)

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Ep.83 – Zeta Male Zone (Sonic Adventure)

Thu, 12 May 2022 11:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish talking about the original Sonic Adventure! As we go through Gamma's storyline and the Super Sonic story, we contend with a strange new class of men, evacuation orders, and inappropriate things to say after a city is destroyed.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure (Gamma's Story and Super Sonic's Story)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 (The first ~30 minutes of the hero story)

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Ep.84 – Wild Canyon Zone (Sonic Adventure 2)

Tue, 17 May 2022 19:33:47 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally get to start talking about Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, the most video game ever made. Sonic the Hedgehog was arrested. Knuckles has some interesting thoughts on interesting thots. Shadow the Hedgehog commits cool crimes.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2 (up to the end of Pumpkin Hill)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022 film)

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Ep.85 – Rachel Redemption Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022)

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 13:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the new Sonic movie! Eggman returns. Stone pines. Rachel kills 6 men.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic issues 30-32 and the Knuckles Chaotix Special

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Ep.86 – James Bond Zone (Archie Sonic)

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 16:24:02 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more Archie comics! Knuckles loses his dreads. Uncle Chuck returns. Geoffrey St. John is a horrible sex pest. Devon recalls his childhood.

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic (issues 30-32 and the Knuckles Chaotix special)

NEXT WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 1-45 and Tyson Hesse's old Sonic comics

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Ep.87 – Fan Zone 6: Hangin Out Pages 1-45 and Tyson Hesse's Old Sonic Comics

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 19:12:26 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon go back into the Fan Zone to talk about some fan comics, exploring Tyson Hesse's old work and the exceptional fan comic "Hangin Out" by The-Hydroxian. We discuss Nipples the Enchilada, Metal Sonic's mouth, and Buff Tikal.

THIS WEEK: Old fan comics and new fan comics

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Episodes 41 and 45 ("Attack on Pinball Fortress" and "Super Robotnik")

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Ep.88 – Lil Huddy Zone (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 15:46:31 -0000

(This episode as well as the next few were recorded weeks ago and I just now got around to editing them)

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog! The show makes simplistic yet striking commentary about the military and also Robotnik gets large butt pliers used on himself. We also learn about Honey the Cat!

THIS WEEK: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog ("Attack on Pinball Fortress" and "Super Robotnik")

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom (the TV series)

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Ep.89 – Marshmallow Zone (Sonic Boom TV Series)

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 11:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about more Sonic Boom! We discuss passive-aggressiveness, Jimmy Neutron-esque plotlines, circuses, and sticky gooey messy white mashmallows.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground

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Ep.90 – Moby Deek Zone (Sonic Underground)

Sat, 13 Aug 2022 15:23:10 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Underground! The Sonic siblings deal with a spy and weird fun sea sponge dude.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground Episodes "Tangled Webs" and "The Deepest Fear"

NEXT WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 46-117

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Ep.91 – Fan Zone 7: Hangin' Out Pages 46-117

Sat, 10 Sep 2022 15:07:00 -0000

NOTE: This episode, along with the next 5, were all recorded months ago, so the news segments will be outdated.

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the bulk of The-Hydroxian's webcomic, Hangin' Out! Hydro's reinterperetations of the Sonic cast are all amazing, especially Tikal and Metal Sonic, who has a mouth. We had a hell of a time with this amazing webcomic.

THIS WEEK: Hangin' Out pages 46-117

NEXT WEEK: Sonic The Hedgehog Gamebook 2: "Zone Rangers"

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Ep.92 – Negging Tails Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog Game Book: The Zone Rangers)

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 21:11:46 -0000

REMINDER: This was recorded over a month ago! The news segment is out of date!

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read the 90s british Sonic CYOA, Zone Rangers! And between the a little too unfriendly ribbing of Tails and the cartoon aboriginals, it certainly is a british export! Nonetheless, they manage to have fun with it. Eggman takes over the TVs, Sally and Porker Lewis have Real Actual Guns, and Sonic is threatened with a good time.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Gamebook "Zone Rangers"

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 37-40

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Ep.93 – D.A.R.E. Mascot Zone (Sonic Underground)

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 15:25:12 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Underground! These episodes are particularly bad in their treatment of the one girl character. There's a guy who looks like he wants to tell you to Say No To Drugs. Also there's orientalism!

THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic

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Ep.94 – James Pond Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Sat, 01 Oct 2022 19:18:16 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! The hosts look back on the 90s gaming scene and in particular a very scathing ad of James Pond 2.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X

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Ep.95 – Lady Ninja Zone (Sonic X)

Sat, 08 Oct 2022 19:39:40 -0000

Reminder: This episode is months old! The news segment may be outdated!

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more of Sonic X!

After a slow start with a beach episode, we are taken to Knuckles adventures in orientalism town! Crimes, shady fast food joints, and sexy robot ninjas ensue!

THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 16+17

NEXT WEEK: Fan Zone (Hangin' Out, Omega Buys Printer Ink, and other Hydro characters)

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Ep.96 – Fan Zone 8: Hangin Out, Omega Buys Printer Ink, and Hydro OC Overview

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 15:05:11 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon enter the Fan Zone to conclude their discussion of Hangin' Out and the incredible world it exists in. Did you know Hydro had an older scrapped concept that a lot of their AU draws from? It's cool stuff.

THIS WEEK: Hangin Out, Omega Buys Printer Ink, The-Hydroxian's art blog

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom (TV Series)

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Ep.97 – Hedgehog Abbey Zone (Sonic Boom Season 1)

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 16:52:40 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more Sonic Boom! Bodyswapping, secret societies, and depression run rampant in these episodes! Also Knuckles is there.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic issues 41+42

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Halloween Special 2022: sally.png

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 08:36:33 -0000

Hope you're prepared to be scared, because we're reading some Sonic creepypasta! We some stories off of Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki, which includes two stories written by children and one nostalgia-brained Gen X dude! Be prepared for corporate meddling, violent movie recuts, and fake URLs!

THIS WEEK: Sonic Creepypasta

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic

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Ep.98 – Amy's Gun Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 13:45:52 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic! Amy gets a gun, Eggman has a nightmare, and Sega invents Game Pass in the 90s

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic episodes 41+42

NEXT WEEK: Knuckles Chaotix

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Ep.99 – Vector X Gex Zone (Knuckles Chaotix)

Sun, 13 Nov 2022 16:08:32 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about Knuckles Chaotix! And then because that only took 40 minutes, talk about a bunch of other little Sonic games! Welcome to the next level in 32X World!

THIS WEEK: Knuckles Chaotix

NEXT WEEK: IDW Sonic: Bad Guys

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Ep.100 – The Starline Shuffle (IDW Sonic the Hedgehog: Bad Guys)

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 12:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon express their love and hatred of noted gay platypus mad scientist, Dr. Starline as he has a little adventure recruiting four other villains for his evil plan to make Eggman take him back.

THIS WEEK: IDW Sonic: Bad Guys

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Boom Season 1

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Ep.101 – Time Loop Zone (Sonic Boom Season 1)

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 11:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch 4 more episodes of Sonic Boom! We've got court drama, we've got drinking cold tomato sauce straight out of the can, we've got time loops, and by god do we have bits.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Boom

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Underground

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Ep.102 – Dump Truck Zone (Sonic Underground)

Wed, 28 Dec 2022 15:48:24 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about how much they hate Sonia's adult finace and what might be an actually decent(?) episode of Sonic Underground.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Underground

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X

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Ep.103 – Titty Ape Zone (Sonic X)

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 12:00:00 -0000

Note: this was recorded in December. We talk about old news and a bonus episode that never happened.

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch two more episodes of Sonic X! Russian gangsters have a scam with a dam and then we get to meet spooky creepypasta ghosts!

THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1

NEXT WEEK: SatAM

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Ep.104 – Infinite Energy Zone (SatAM)

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 12:24:08 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch more SatAM! As we get close to the end of the first season, we take some time to recover from dream ptsd, disguise ourselves in disproportionately large robot costumes, and meet a goat who even in the world of Sonic manages to have a nude aura.

THIS WEEK: SatAM

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook: Zone Rangers

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Ep.105 – Ravis Zone (Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook 2: Zone Rangers)

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 12:47:51 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon try to go through more of the Sonic CYOA, make references to 1960s british TV show "The Prisoner", and uh, wait a second, why can't I go to this page? Who the fuck is Ravis?

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedghog Adventure Gamebook #2: Zone Rangers

NEXT WEEK: Super Mario Bros Z Episodes 5 and 6!

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Ep.106 – Fan Zone 9: Super Mario Bros. Z Episodes 5+6

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 19:08:12 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon dive back into the 00s Newgrounds classic, Super Mario Bros. Z! Edited sprites! Cool fights! And more yoshi-based violence than you can shake a stick at!

THIS WEEK: Super Mario Bros Z Episodes 5 and 6

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 43-45

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Ep.107 – Cadillacs and Dinosaurs Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 11:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon continue reading the UK Sonic comics, where the children of 1990s UK ship their favorite characters and deal with not having any money. There's also Knuckles the Echidna, squirell rebellion, and an unusually normal-looking Grimer.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 43-45

NEXT WEEK: SatAM Season 1 Episodes 11+12

Dan | Morg | Devon

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The Bubsy Bobcast Presents: Bubsy 3D: Bubsy Visits The James Turrell Retrospective

Sat, 01 Apr 2023 09:00:00 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon discuss art.

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Ep.108 – Land Before Time Zone (SatAM)

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 07:25:54 -0000

NOTE: This was recorded several months ago. The new segment is outdated!

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon watch the end of the first season of SatAM! Cartoon animals are put into peril, Rotor gets to do things, and Dr. Robotnik gets horny at the thought of murdering Sonic.

THIS WEEK: SatAM

NEXT WEEK: Three Year Anniversary Special!

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Speeding Bullets: An Anniversary Actual Play

Wed, 24 May 2023 13:18:21 -0000

After two months of delay, we are proud to present an actual play of the Shadow the Hedgehog themed Lasers and Feeling hack, Speeding Bullets, featuring special guest Emory!

Pineapple the Squirell, Tank th Tuft Deer, and Crispy the Possum embark on a journey to find one man's love. Also Sonic is fighting Robotnik but that's not really important.

Speeding Bullets is by Princess Grace and can be downloaded for PWYW at https://bestgirlgrace.itch.io/speeding-bullets

The track used for Mildred the Mourning Dove's morning song is by Docfuture and can be listened to here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAGECigOOko

THIS WEEK: Speeding Bullets

NEXT WEEK: Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog

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Ep.109 – 2-Month-Old Recording Zone (AoSTH)

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 16:07:46 -0000

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon watched two episodes of AoSTH, featuring a song about Sonic, Robotnik's fat ass, and an early example of robotnik having another evil scientist as a friend/enemy.

THIS EPISODE: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes "Sonic's Song" and "Robotnik's Rival"

NEXT EPISODE: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook "Zone Rangers"

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Ep.110 – Unwinnable Zone (Sonic CYOA)

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 15:16:15 -0000

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of the Sonic CYOA "Zone Rangers", where they sought out the elusive ravis and learned that sometimes, real winners cheat.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook 2 "Zone Rangers"

NEXT WEEK: Sonic X

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Ep.112 – Lesbian Date Zone (Sonic X)

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 14:38:57 -0000

2 months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon talked about some episodes of Sonic X! Things are ramping up to the season finale, but that doesn't mean there's time for an episode about a chao garden where nothing happens! It's fine though because the episode after that one has Rouge and Topaz on a date. Also did you know there was a three minute test pilot? It isn't much!

THIS WEEK: Sonic X Season 1 Episodes 22 and 23 (And the three minute test pilot)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Comic Issues 46 and 47

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Ep.113 – Ristar Zone (Sonic the Comic)

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 18:41:11 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Sonic the Comic and think about Captain Plunder and his cool ghost first mate.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Comic

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure Gamebook: The Zone Zapper

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Ep.114 – Warp of Confession Zone (Sonic CYOA)

Sun, 22 Oct 2023 11:21:20 -0000

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of the Sonic Adventure Gamebook "Zone Rangers", where they enacted revolution, entered The Warp, and cheated their way to victory.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure Gamebook 2 "Zone Rangers"

NEXT WEEK: Archie Sonic

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Ep.115 – Jordan B. Porcupine Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 17:45:52 -0000

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon entrered the thick of Ken Penders echidna lore by reading a sonic special and an issue of Sonic the Hedgehog, in which Sonic is unusually racist to Knuckles and we begin to learn the history of the echidna civilization.

THIS WEEK: Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles Special and Sonic the Hedgehog issue 34

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog issues 35 and 36

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Ep.116 – Danny Acorn Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 21:28:50 -0000

A few months ago, across multiple weeks, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Archie Sonic, continuing to learn the history of the echidna people, which involves a freak that turns himself green and resorting to primitivism. More importantly, Devon wants to sing the Danny Phantom OP and he's not going to let an internet outage stop him.

That cover of Wolverine we mentioned

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic issues 35 and 36

NEXT WEEK: Knuckles the Echidna 3 issue miniseries

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Ep.117 – Enerjak's Necronopolis Zone (Archie Sonic)

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 13:29:24 -0000

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon finished a trilogy of episodes dedicated to talking about Knuckles the echidna and his new foe, Enerjak, who we ended up latching on to through headcanons about him being a sci-fi nerd.

THIS WEEK: Archie Sonic's Knuckles the Echidna miniseries (not to be confused with the later Knuckles mainline series)

NEXT WEEK: Ghosts of The Future issues 7-10

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Ep.118 – Fan Zone 10: Ghosts of the Future Issues 7-10

Sat, 02 Dec 2023 13:00:00 -0000

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon read more of Ghosts of The Future, getting to see firsthand the development of Evan's Stanley's artistic career. Silver is the Tommy Salami of this world. Tikal uses her PVP ability. Shadow may or may not own a compound.

THIS WEEK: Ghosts of the Future Issues 7-10

NEXT WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook 2: Zone Rangers

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Ep.119 – Porker Kamala Harris Zone (Sonic CYOA)

Sat, 09 Dec 2023 13:00:00 -0000

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally finished the Sonic CYOA! And then when they realize how quickly they finished, spend a good 30 minutes wheel spinning.

THIS WEEK: Sonic the Hedgehog Adventure Gamebook #2: Zone Rangers

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Mania

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Ep.121 – The Egg Family Zone (Sonic Mania)

Sat, 16 Dec 2023 13:00:00 -0000

A few months ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon went through the first half of Sonic Mania. Finally some good fucking Sonic media! Cool music! Fun levels! Eggman's ever-growing family of romantic partners and robot children! We've had some fun here, folks.

THIS EPISODE: Sonic Mania

NEXT EPISODE: A new era of the podcast

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Ep.122 – Sonic Mania, Part 2

Sat, 06 Jan 2024 14:52:20 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon resume talking about Sonic Mania under the new mantle of The Sonic Hustle. The Hard-Boiled Heavies rule, cowboys are cool, and Bowser loves Jesus.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Mania

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2

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Ep.123 – Sonic Adventure 2, Hero Story Part 2

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 17:13:50 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finally get to talk about Sonic Adventure 2 some more, covering the second third of the Hero Story from Sonic Adventure 2. Dr. Eggman blows up the moon, Tails demolishes cop cars, and Knuckles has a conversation in his head.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2: Hero Story (Part 2 of 3)

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2: Hero Story (Part 3 of 3)

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Ep.124 – Sonic Adventure 2, Hero Story Part 3

Sat, 27 Jan 2024 15:54:24 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish talking about Sonic Adventure 2's Hero Story. Tails develops a piss-colored chaos emerald between matches of Fortnite, Knuckles chills in space, and Sonic saves the world through yaoi.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2's Hero Story

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2's Dark Story

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Ep.125 – Sonic Adventure 2, Dark Story Part 1

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 18:39:02 -0000

A month ago, Dan, Morg, and Devon began to talk about the dark story and discussed Eggman's certainty of his plans, the unpleasantness of sand, and Shadow's tastes in music.

Big the Cat's cameo

NEXT WEEK: Dark Story Part 2 (of 3)

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Ep.126 – Sonic Adventure 2, Dark Story Part 2

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 19:28:50 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon cover the second third of the Dark Story in about 40 minutes, giving plenty of time for them to talk about whether or not Shadow The Hedgehog is gay.

NEXT WEEK: The rest of the Dark Story, and possibly even the Last Story?

The costumes from SA2

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Ep.127 – Sonic Adventure 2, Dark Story Part 3 and Last Story

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 21:58:03 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon finish their discussion on Sonic Adventure 2, discussing Eggman's credit card number, how cool and badass Shadow the Hedgehog is, and being the cool kid on the playground who says "Sayonara".

THIS WEEK: Sonic Adventure 2

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Advance

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Ep.128 – Sonic Advance

Thu, 16 May 2024 09:35:39 -0000

This week, Dan, Morg, and Devon talk about now-month-old news about Sonic the Hedgehog and the other first Sonic game on a Nintendo console, Sonic Advance.

THIS WEEK: Sonic Advance

NEXT WEEK: Sonic Advance 2

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