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The Case to Re-Elect Donald Trump

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 20:48:37 -0000

Less than a day to go, but it's not too late to do the right thing.

four years ago i made a mistake

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 03:28:56 -0000

Four years ago, I (Joseph) made a grave mistake, and the time has come to apologize once and for all.

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Rob Pue

Thu, 05 Oct 2017 02:04:03 -0000

In this episode, a feminist woman asked to have part of the episode censored.

Jason Rouse

Mon, 05 Jun 2017 05:30:13 -0000

This episode, prompted by someone who actually commits to their own premise, Nick Beaton admits to simping over a girl.

Lucy Gervais

Mon, 22 May 2017 05:03:14 -0000

In this episode, Nick Beaton talks to Lucy Gervais in lieu of professional help.

Alex Wood

Sun, 07 May 2017 22:00:00 -0000

This episodes fine.

Tom Simmons

Mon, 24 Apr 2017 00:48:00 -0000

This episode is an episode.

Amish Patel

Sun, 09 Apr 2017 22:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Nick Beaton and local bottom feeder bond over being the lowest form of content creators possible.

Clare Belford

Sun, 26 Mar 2017 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Nick Beaton invites Clare Belford onto an episode of the program since it's not likely she would have agreed to a date.

Alan Park

Mon, 13 Mar 2017 07:00:00 -0000

Rest in Peace Alan Park, you were one of the greats.

Bobby Mair

Mon, 27 Feb 2017 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Nick Beaton and guest predict that Milo Yiannopolous, a journalist, won't finish his book.

On an unrelated note, here are Milo's finished books. https://www.amazon.ca/stores/author/B01MZ5RC5Q

Hunter Collins

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 07:00:00 -0000

On this episode, Nick Beaton remembers he has to avoid inviting people funnier than him.

Joseph Ianni

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 10:54:00 -0000

In this episode, Nick Beaton uses every argumentative fallacy in the book, argues from emotion when presented with tangible policy positions and interrupts his guest constantly being blinded by anger and alcoholism. And is still declared the winner.

Peter White

Mon, 16 Jan 2017 07:00:00 -0000

This week I sit down with my good friend Peter White. We talk about the Edinburgh fringe, living in the U.K, and Meryl Streep!

Chris Locke

Mon, 02 Jan 2017 07:00:00 -0000

This week I sit down with the wonderful Chris Locke. In this fairly directionless conversation we talk a little Trump, and a lot of nonsense.

Cal Post

Mon, 19 Dec 2016 07:00:00 -0000

On this episode I sit down with my good friend, and funny comedian Cal Post. We talk the Trump election. How could it happen? Is this the beginning of the end? We don’t really answer these questions.

Dom Paré

Mon, 05 Dec 2016 00:10:00 -0000

This episode shows what happens when someone vastly more talented appears on the program.

Sandra Battaglini

Sun, 20 Nov 2016 11:38:00 -0000

The hardest part about editing this episode was cutting out the sound Nick Beaton makes as he clutches his pearls.

Jarrett Campbell

Tue, 01 Nov 2016 16:43:00 -0000

On this episode I sit down and talk with comedian Jarrett Campbell, who is also one of the hosts of the Rude Dudes podcast. We discuss Trump’s pussy grabbing comments, and break down why he is not an “every man.” We also talk about made up words like “mansplaining” and “manterupting” and why they have such a negative effect on society.

Pat Burtscher

Wed, 19 Oct 2016 17:42:00 -0000

This week on the show I sit down with the hilarious and thoughtful comedian, Pat Burtscher. We discuss the new Ghostbusters movie, and the announcement of an all female remake of Ocean’s 11. Is making a movie remake with all women really hurting the whiny men who love the originals, or is it actually hurting women?

Boyd Banks

Sun, 02 Oct 2016 02:52:00 -0000

In this episode, Nick Beaton realizes it helps to plan the discussion first.

Kenny Robinson

Sun, 11 Sep 2016 22:07:00 -0000

All in all, most lives matter.