Trading Places Minute

Minute 114: Lobster and Cracked Crab for Everyone

Mon, 20 Oct 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Well, that's it! Enjoy your lobster and cracked crab as we read the credits in full, and stay subscribed to find out when we come back next and with what movie!

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Minute 113: Everybody Gets Laid

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Our heroes are all rich and ready to be paired off with sexual partners, and your hosts prepare to sail into the sunset.

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Minute 112: The Death of Coleman

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Beeks is shipped off to Africa with his gorilla love, and Billy Ray is visited in paradise by the deceased Coleman via his parrot familiar.

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Minute 111: This Movie's Coming to an End

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 07:00:46 -0000

The Dukes are ruined, Randolph has a heart attack, and Mortimer says a bad word.

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Minute 110: Winning the Lottery

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Billy Ray and Louis look up from their frenzied jotting down of orders to discover that they are now somehow filthy rich.

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Minute 109: Sell! Sell!

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 07:00:46 -0000

But he couldn't take it? NO! Buddy was a rock! WILSON couldn't take it!

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Minute 108: The Orange Crop Is Actually Fine

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 07:00:46 -0000

It's a new wave of pandemonium as the true nature of the orange crop is revealed.

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Minute 107: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Minister of Oranges

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Everybody shut up! The Minister of Oranges has got something to say!

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Minute 106: How to Sell Orange Juice Futures

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Louis and Billy Ray travel back in time with exciting news about the value of frozen concentrated orange juice.

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Minute 105: The Stroke of 9 AM

Mon, 18 Aug 2025 07:00:46 -0000

It's 9 o'clock. Do you know where your traders are?

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Minute 104: Everyone Looks Like a Nail

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Louis continues giving Billy Ray and the audience a tour of the commodities trading floor which does nothing to explain to your hosts what is about to happen.

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Minute 103: A Gentleman and His Magazines

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Louis and Billy Ray prepare for battle in the men's room as Mark Campbell joins us from his postcard chamber.

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Minute 102: Too Soon

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Louis gets Billy Ray pumped for financial carnage as the Dukes let Wilson in on their juicy scheme.

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Minute 101: Planet Stiffness

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 07:00:46 -0000

A prostitute and a butler walk into a bar.

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Minute 100: Pretentious Pour-over Process

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Get your gum out for the hot and heavy makeout scene in a Philly train station.

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Minute 99: Wonderful News!

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 07:00:46 -0000

This week we learn how to fill briefcases with money and/or fake orange crop reports.

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Minute 98: Penetration in the Orange Zone

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 07:00:46 -0000

This would be a boring minute if it weren't for all the ape sex and Deep Throat references.

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Minute 97: The Party's Over

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Two gorillas, two knockouts, and Billy Ray and Louis commit almost certain manslaughter.

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Minute 96: Tiny Tidbits and Hot Cockles

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Beeks relishes having the upper hand, but he doesn't seem to realize he's surrounded by gorillas.

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Minute 95: A Collection of Gosh-Darned Oddballs

Mon, 09 Jun 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Mr. Beeks has finally had it with the colorful characters on this train and he expresses his frustration in no uncertain terms.

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Minute 94: It's Lionel Joseph!

Mon, 02 Jun 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Lionel Joseph arrives in the train cabin to the surprise of Billy Ray, the consternation of Beeks, and the joy of our guest Bryant Hicks.

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Minute 93: No Fun

Mon, 26 May 2025 07:00:46 -0000

The baggage handlers look for food and Billy Ray gets the briefcase to Lewis in the bathroom and that's about it.

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Minute 92: Madonna with Swedish Meatballs

Mon, 19 May 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Inga from Sweden arrives wearing the wrong clothes, but somehow that's okay.

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Minute 91: Saved by ChatGPT

Mon, 12 May 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Coleman arrives as a priest who loves whiskey and avoiding farting, and AI turns out to be our number one fan.

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Minute 90: Beef Jerky Time

Mon, 05 May 2025 07:00:46 -0000

God, this one's long! But that's because we have to figure out the economy, physics, prostitution, and everything else on this bill of lading.

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Minute 89: G. Gordon Liddy's "The Monkey Handlers"

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Merry New Year, everyone. Celebrate by mocking a gorilla.

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Minute 88: Chekov's Ape Suit

Mon, 21 Apr 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Oh my God, we're on the train all of a sudden. Get ready for the movie to hit its comedic peak!

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Minute 87: Pay Phone Etiquette

Mon, 14 Apr 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Our heroes figure out the Dukes' scheme and plan to stop them, or better yet, beat them to it. Plus there's eggnog and cussing.

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Minute 86: Ginger Braker??

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Gun cleaning, salad eating, and sage advice are all interrupted by television, as usual.

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Minute 85: Turns Out It Was the Dukes

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 07:00:46 -0000

It was just a dream! But that doesn't stop Louis from trying to strangle Billy Ray to death.

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Minute 84: Brought to You by Trader Joes

Mon, 24 Mar 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Louis almost does himself in with a bunch of pills, but then wakes in his own bed from a dream about a sandwich of Trader Joe's roast turkey, Trader Joe's gouda, with Trader Joe's aioli mustard on a Trader Joe's ciabatta roll and a side of Trader Joe's Crunchy Pops.

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Minute 83: Such a Truck

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Louis fails to shoot himself but succeeds in leading Billy Ray to Ophelia's apartment.

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Minute 82: Anatomy of a Salmon

Mon, 10 Mar 2025 07:00:46 -0000

Louis pulls a salmon out of his Santa suit and eats it on a bus. Or does he??

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Minute 81: The Ringdinger

Mon, 03 Mar 2025 08:00:46 -0000

Billy Ray works his way through a city of Santas, while the one he's looking for gets on a bus.

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Minute 80: Greetings from Santa

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 08:00:46 -0000

Now knowing the truth of the Duke's scheme, Billy Ray chases after a drunken Santa Louis.

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Minute 79: Collegiate Nutritional Economics

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 08:00:46 -0000

Bets are settled, hands are washed, and mouths are burned.

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Minute 78: Smoking in the Secret Bathroom

Mon, 10 Feb 2025 08:00:46 -0000

Billy Ray's special alone time is interrupted by the sneaky arrival of the Dukes.

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Minute 77: Louis Pulled a Pistol as Santa

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 08:00:46 -0000

With a rebel yell, Louis terrifies his former coworkers.

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Minute 76: Ham Gun or Beef Blaster

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 08:00:46 -0000

Louis pulls his meat on Billy Ray. No, not like that, you're gross.

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Minute 75: All the Bad Drugs

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 08:00:46 -0000

Have you seen what marijuana joints, pills, quaaludes, valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinders and drug needles do to kids?

Trading Places Minute

Minute 114: Lobster and Cracked Crab for Everyone

Minute 113: Everybody Gets Laid

Minute 112: The Death of Coleman

Minute 111: This Movie's Coming to an End

Minute 110: Winning the Lottery

Minute 109: Sell! Sell!

Minute 108: The Orange Crop Is Actually Fine

Minute 107: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Minister of Oranges

Minute 106: How to Sell Orange Juice Futures

Minute 105: The Stroke of 9 AM

Minute 104: Everyone Looks Like a Nail

Minute 103: A Gentleman and His Magazines

Minute 102: Too Soon

Minute 101: Planet Stiffness

Minute 100: Pretentious Pour-over Process

Minute 99: Wonderful News!

Minute 98: Penetration in the Orange Zone

Minute 97: The Party's Over

Minute 96: Tiny Tidbits and Hot Cockles

Minute 95: A Collection of Gosh-Darned Oddballs

Minute 94: It's Lionel Joseph!

Minute 93: No Fun

Minute 92: Madonna with Swedish Meatballs

Minute 91: Saved by ChatGPT

Minute 90: Beef Jerky Time

Minute 89: G. Gordon Liddy's "The Monkey Handlers"

Minute 88: Chekov's Ape Suit

Minute 87: Pay Phone Etiquette

Minute 86: Ginger Braker??

Minute 85: Turns Out It Was the Dukes

Minute 84: Brought to You by Trader Joes

Minute 83: Such a Truck

Minute 82: Anatomy of a Salmon

Minute 81: The Ringdinger

Minute 80: Greetings from Santa

Minute 79: Collegiate Nutritional Economics

Minute 78: Smoking in the Secret Bathroom

Minute 77: Louis Pulled a Pistol as Santa

Minute 76: Ham Gun or Beef Blaster

Minute 75: All the Bad Drugs

Minute 74: You Are in Danger

Minute 73: Self Serve Santa

Minute 72: Insightful Film Analysis

Minute 71: Using Protection with Your Investments

Minute 70: The Party in the Bathroom Situation

Minute 69: Going Long on Fun Sizes

Minute 68: Snail Jokes in the Rain

Minute 67: This Episode Is Brought to You by Rochefoucauld

Minute 66: Todd and Andrew and Henry and Philip

Minute 65: Muffy and Margaret and Susan and Constance

Minute 64: Acting Like Your Collar Is Popped

Minute 63: Holiday Purchasing Expectations

Minute 62: Ask Us About Our May Bellies

Minute 61: Five Figure Investments in Sex Futures

Minute 60: See You Next Tuesday

Minute 59: Acting Like You're Wearing a Harvard Tie

Minute 58: Bookies and Hookers

Minute 57: A Podcast, Lettuce, and Tomato Sandwich

Minute 56: Dog Bowl in the Sky

Minute 55: The Dude Right Over There

Minute 54: City Hands

Minute 53: The Clothespin

Minute 52: Dan's Favorite Minute

Minute 51: Pizza for Prostitutes

Minute 50: The Golden Minute

Minute 49: The Hydraulic Boogaloo

Minute 48: Sex with People

Minute 47: A Stranger Is Just a Purse Fetishist You Haven't Met Yet

Minute 46: How to Process Grief

Minute 45: Conclusion to a Stone Groove

Minute 44: Upstairs Downstairs Boobs

Minute 43: The Kools Incident

Minute 42: Funking for Beginners

Minute 41: Jive Turkey Revisited

Minute 40: Have You Seen What This Minute Does to Kids?

Minute 39: Plastic Bag Innovations

Minute 38: Coffee and Forced Proctology

Minute 37: Green Screen

Minute 36: Touching and Pocket Stuff