We learn:

• Bogdub goes home and shows off for her parents
• Bogdub’s dad has secrets
• Elton does an Irish accent the whole time (ugh)

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This week: Supernatural vs. Libraries

We learn:

• David Duchovny should have won an award for his role on Zoolander
• Elton had a REALLY hard childhood
• Supernatural went on for way too long. That was their curse.

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We learn:

• The battle was won
• Elton can’t stop saying bad words
• Everyone gets what they want

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This week: Hávamál vs Dungeon Crawler Carl

We learn:

• Elton sounds like a frog
• Glen once had a crush on Dr. Girlfriend
• Hávamál was written by a lonely little man

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We learn:

• Sir Bradford is weird, so we caged him
• Belak Doesn’t have much time to tell us about the stock options
• An emo god is in the tree

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We learn:

• Grakas is finally tall, and wet.
• Elton is still dead (thank God)
• We run into Sir Bradford

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We learn:

• We talk a goblin into starting a union
• Kobalds can have wings
• Elton is dead!

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We learn:

• Goblins keep fighting Kobalds
• Bogdub ALSO APPRECIATES MEEPO
• Steven-shit-eater was the best of us

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We learn:

• Giants are sometimes pacifists
• There are times when jujitsu can’t help you
• Elton made a race-war hole

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We take D\&D players who have been kicked out of other games, and put them together to see if they can actually finish a quest.

We learn:

• A Squonk is acquired
• A Troll is fought
• Meepo is actually useful

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We learn:

• After a long rest- we all changed into really cool stuff
• Everyone can’t stop talking about how hot Davie Havok is
• The gang successfully completes their first quest

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We learn:

• Eltor knows how to stab a bug-bear’s crotch
• Figs drops his god for some guy in a band
• Meepo can actually fight!

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We learn:

• Glen gets a new boy
• No one respects the boy
• Glen shakes his little grackas to flirt with a queen

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We learn:

• Grakas single-handedly saves everyone
• Everyone hid outside, but not Grakas
• Wounded, but proud. Grakas survives

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We learn:

• Editor Ben is a better editor than I am
• You can control a mosquito, but can you understand what it sees with it’s weird eyes
• People are keeping dream secrets from each other

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This week: The Spirit of Christmas vs. Topo Chico

We learn:

• We can still do a show without Elton
• This is the second time we have recorded this episode
• There is a lot of wrestling talk for some reason

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This week: Porn Shops vs. Hubert H. Humphrey’s Night of Ghouls

We learn:

• Glen is pretty protective of his holiday
• Elton tries to put a positive spin on porn shops
• Most porn shops have an old man in suspenders outside sweeping

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We learn:

• Deals are made with the rats.
• you CAN use Taylor Ham to take an impression of runes on a wall.
• By being idiots, we completely avoided major traps.

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This week: Air Fryer vs. The Gulag

We learn:

• Glen still can't figure out his mic
• Gertie’s nipples got hard telling the ‘trowel story’
• Ben FINALLY gets to talk about KPop demon hunter

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We learn:

• Jujutsu is an actual thing you can use in D&D to win
• There are rats the size of 12 year old boys in this cleft
• the cleft became a really big deal in this episode

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We learn:

• We mess with a blacksmith
• I FINALLY gets to give people my Orson Welles knowledge
• Elton continues to know everyone’s dad

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We learn:

• Our heroes meet blinkie's friends dad
• Sandwiches are invented
• You can plant a tree, but it sucks.

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We learn:

• Gertie is a shifter wolf with IBS
• Shy is authentically ‘from the streets’… with her parents money
• Elton has been sick for kinda a while
• Glen is that annoying guy at the factory
• Ben has to put up with all of us. It was his idea, so we don’t feel bad.

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This week: Corporate Psychopaths vs. Dungeons and Dragons

We learn:

• Elton can make a connection between his pick and V.D.
• Ben makes an ‘ok host’ - but no one appreciated his hubris
• The British accents were the worst

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This week: Squonk Vs. Citizen Kane

We learn:

• The sound is really bad on this episode
• Glen can’t thought Citizen Kane would be a shoe-in
• Gertie hates Orson Welles

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This week: The Sibley Field Guide to Birds vs. Murder She Wrote We learn:

• Ben Came SUPER prepared
• Gertie is able to make bird sounds conversationally
• Elton thinks that Angela Landsburry was actually committing all the murders

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We learn:

• The pegasus story makes nearly no sense
• Apple makes the most sense
• Glen wins legitimately!

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This week: Marcus Aurelius vs. 2001: A Space Odyssey

We learn:

• Elton is hesitant to get into swinging
• Gertie is a horrible host
• Gretchen is a new addition to the cup

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This week: Taylor Ham vs. Smorgasbord

We learn:

• Hans Christian Anderson was a creep
• We learn all the parts of a pig and what they’re named
• Great arguments were made by Elton and Gertie, but Glen won

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We learn:

• Both highways and dictionaries can be sentient
• Elton coughs a lot before the act of physical love
• Glen should have won

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This week: Celery vs. English People

We learn:

• Elton made this episode with AI while Gertie and Glen were out of the country
• We get a glimpse into how Elton wished our show worked
• There are celery cults

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A debate show where we pick any two random things to win the coveted cup

This week: Guinness World Records vs. Kids Smoking Cigarettes

We learn:

• Everyone on the episode LOVES smoking
• You can keep Big Mac’s in a car for days and they’re still good
• Elton won only because of a technicality

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We learn:

• People used to get into wet slap-fights
• We’re going to trademark a prolapsed anus on a shirt
• You CAN make fun of mimes

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