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S9E13 – We Never Saw Mercury

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 10:55:00 -0000

You would THINK that a show with "Mercury" IN THE TITLE would tell us what the HELL is going on there, RIGHT??? Anyway, see you next time, space oomfie!

(Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Ranking!)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S9E12 – It's Miover

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 10:55:00 -0000

And everyone lived happily ever after, amen :-)

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 23 & 24

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S9E11 – Loud One

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 10:55:00 -0000

Do you think Prospera lobbied for subsidies from the Space Assembly League in order to fund her death fortress, or was that more of a Craigslist find?

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 21 & 22

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S9E10 – See my daughter. CLICK HERE

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 10:55:00 -0000

Mom??? Are you good?????

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 19-20

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S9E9 – Take Me To Hurch

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 23:06:27 -0000

If Taylor Swift existed in the Ad Stella timeline, I think it would go a little something like... this!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 17-18

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S9E8 – Revolver Olcott

Tue, 09 May 2023 20:49:08 -0000

What do you mean these kids weren't taught about war profiteering at the business school designed to teach kids how to do war profiteering?

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 15-16

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S9E7 – The Battle of Tomato Town

Mon, 01 May 2023 20:08:50 -0000

Now, I say, I say, I'm just a country lawyer, but to my knowledge, I do not believe we should be putting mere toddlers inside the giant robots!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 13-14

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S8E11 – The CW Presents: Mobile Suit Gundam

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 19:20:00 -0000

As usual, now that we've finished another series we discuss, we rank, and we answer! Tune in for our takes, and argue with me all you want: Hiram Lodge would be the best Char clone. (Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Ranking!)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan | Phoenix

S8E10 – Build, Battle, Baka

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 21:38:35 -0000

First Char has his counterattack... Now Jim! Who's next? Kevin's counterattack? Michael's counterattack? Dwight's counterattack???

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters GM's Counterattack

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S8E9 – 1/1 Hydaelyn

Wed, 18 Jan 2023 00:36:27 -0000

Think. Build. Fight.

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters Episodes 22-25

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S9E6 – Permet Bogart

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 21:31:04 -0000

You really gotta hand it to Suletta, folks. She really made a splash this week! She won't have you seeing red with her performance! It's a smash hit! Blood! Blood!!!!!!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 10-12

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs Twitter

S8E8 – Moomin Grade

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 00:57:00 -0000

Do you think those expensive clear color P-Bandai kits have an unfair advantage in gunpla battles? Something to consider!

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters Episodes 19-21

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S8E7 – Little Birthday Boys

Wed, 14 Dec 2022 23:19:00 -0000

In the plastic model building system, Gundam-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Tokyo, the dedicated individuals who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the International Gunpla Battle Official Referees. These are their stories.

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters Episodes 16-18

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S9E5 – Eleanor Shiddin

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 23:50:00 -0000

Hey y'all, I don't know if this is noteworthy but it appears that Suletta is, uh, beginning to get on that Newtype shit. Just making sure you're aware! Please understand that Suletta now has the ability to go absolute fuckoff sicko mode in combat!!! Just so you know!!!!!!!!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 8 & 9

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S8E6 – The Really Good System

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 00:35:00 -0000

This week... it's sports! Tune in to hear us discuss 3 sports you will know... baseball, racing, and MGS4-style single combat! Take me out to the ball game!

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters Episodes 13-15

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S9E4 – Gary Gainax

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 22:43:00 -0000

Coming at you live from the show floor of the 43rd Annual Asticassia War Crimes Convention! A small, angry-looking high schooler has taken the stage to announce that we finally did it... We legalized Gundam!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 6 & 7

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs Twitter

S8E5 – Tilting at Nether Gundams

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 21:08:00 -0000

My "I am not Tatsuya Yuuki" t-shirt is bringing up a lot of questions answered by the shirt.

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters Episodes 10-12

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S8E4 – A Samurai Hello

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 22:38:00 -0000

Despite this also being a show featuring fighters from all over the real human world, I have an inkling this will be at the very least slightly less racist than G Gundam was. Time will tell!

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters Episodes 7-9

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S9E3 – My Father, My Father, My Father, My Father, My Father, My Father, and Me

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 20:33:18 -0000

It is Halloween so we are ALLOWED to do the entire episode in dracula voice. It's called content. Don't forget to get a cement pineapple from Home Goods to carve it! Call that an uhhhhhhhhhhhh pineapp-o-lantern. Whatever.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury 4 & 5

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S8E3 – A Mysterious White Woman

Tue, 25 Oct 2022 22:30:00 -0000

At this point I think that every show should have a comedy Italian in it. Dio mio!

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters Episodes 4-6

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S9E2 – Vanadis Nuts

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 20:03:00 -0000

Let the record show that I was always in Guel's corner before his quick face turn. I always believed in him. My shining star...

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Episodes 2 & 3

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S8E2 – Mommy's Favorite

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 00:09:00 -0000

My kingdom for a weird alien brother! Join us as we begin our foray into the world of Build Fighters! Though since none of us are doing the fighting, you could call it... Build Casters!

Watching - Gundam Build Fighters Episodes 1-3

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S9E1 – Yoshiyuki Tomato

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 19:52:00 -0000

My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury Prologue & Episode 1

Featuring - Max | Phoenix

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S8E1 – Horse Theft

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 20:34:00 -0000

WOW!! COOL ROBOT!!! BUY PRODUCT!!!!

Watching - Model Suit Gunpla Builders Beginning G

Featuring - Max | Yuria | Dan

S7E9 – Karl Rae Jepsen

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 19:12:00 -0000

As we drift away from UC once more in a cloud of expired psychoframe, we take a long look back on Unicorn and Narrative... It was good, mostly! I liked when the liberals won! (Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Ranking!)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel

S7E8 – Narrative Uzumaki

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 22:10:00 -0000

BIRD UP!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Narrative

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel

S7E7 – Psycho Shart

Sun, 04 Sep 2022 11:50:00 -0000

I'm glad that Banagher and his buddy FF got to see all the cool parts of UC when they did their magic tree house adventure. If it were me in the Unicorn we'd just end up seeing all the embarrassing moments of my life. You will see the tears of time!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn Episode 7

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel

S7E6 – @gravityhater69

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 11:50:00 -0000

Are you gonna get hit by a stray beam? Just move out of the way. Is your opponent firing a salvo of missiles at you? Just dodge them. Surrounded by funnels? Just don't get hit. Come on, this is really easy to understand!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn Episode 6

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel

S7E5 – When In Doubt, Pinky Out

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 12:12:00 -0000

Yes, we've had red soup. But what about green soup?

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn Episode 5

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel

S7E4 – Grandpa's Jumbotron

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 12:14:00 -0000

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ideology is cool, whatEVER. I just want to smash all my favorite robots together like action figures. That's what Gundam is really all about!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn Episode 4

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel

S7E3 – Baby Bazinga

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 12:15:00 -0000

I know it's sad that Daguza died and all that but my boy really couldn't pick a funnier way to go. Taking a beam halberd to the face, the thumbs-up, the comedic molten splash of his rocket launcher... A comedic king!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn Episode 3

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel

S7E2 – Basilicock of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception

Sun, 17 Jul 2022 23:48:00 -0000

"Borrative's dad, Narrative" is probably one of the funnier things I've said on this podcast. Someone remind me to say that joke again in 6 weeks when we actually watch that one!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn Episode 2

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs | Otherside Novel

S7E1 – A Heated Newtype Moment

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 23:30:00 -0000

BACK IN THE SOUP! Hop in the cockpit as we jump back into the UC timeline with MSG Unicorn! Don't mind the NTD activating. That damn system always turns on whenever we're recording. It's the soup, you see. UC.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn Episode 1

Featuring - Max | Callie

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S6E17 – PEMDAS

Wed, 29 Jun 2022 21:44:00 -0000

Goodbye, Mars! Join us as we reminisce about the good times we had with these delightful orphans, such as [WAR CRIME], [ANCIENT REVIVED EVIL], and [LIBERALISM]. It's good, I think! As I drop Sara off in the collective soup, I feel drawn to it... My psychoframe is glowing... (Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Ranking!)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E16 – Orga N. Zamazenta

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 10:50:00 -0000

We did it! We finished IBO! I think I write the same spiel for every single show finale we watch. And that's okay! Next week we'll talk about the show as a whole, rank robots, and answer mailbag questions but until then, let us be the Silent Protector to your Emmanuel.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 47-50

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E15 – Team Fortress Gru

Sun, 12 Jun 2022 10:50:00 -0000

😳 What if we kissed in the cockpit of the ASW-G-08 Gundam Barbatos Lupus Rex 😳

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 44-46

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E14 – Laughter Is Here! Yay!

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 12:55:00 -0000

[CW: Discussions of child/sexual abuse from 1:16:40 to 1:22:30]

All I want is a Build-A-Bear crossover with Gundam. Purple Garma bear. Starry-eyed Kamille bear. Golden Domon bear. Winking silver-haired Orga bear. Come on!! This shit sells itself!!!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 41-43

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E13 – Albert Worseker

Sun, 29 May 2022 10:50:00 -0000

I think it would be a bit funnier if the Turbines got raided by Gjallarhorn over a much more benign illegal item. Accused of harboring Kinder Eggs or some shit like that!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 38-40

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E12 – Ambush Goncharov

Sun, 22 May 2022 10:50:00 -0000

IN THE RED CORNER, THE CHALLENGER, JASLEY "PERSEPHONE" DONOMIKOLS! IN THE BLUE CORNER, THE REIGNING CHAMP, MERRIBIT "THE STAPLER" STAPLETON! WHO! WILL! WIN!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 35-37

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E11 – Pinch Eater

Sun, 15 May 2022 10:50:00 -0000

Tekkacoin. Bored Ahab NFTs. Chrysecurrency. I could go on. God I hope this episode description doesn't fuck up the show's SEO!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 32-34

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E10 – MILT

Sun, 01 May 2022 11:50:00 -0000

Look. I'm sorry. In this episode, I said that Icy Wind had a base power of 55... It was 60. I am so fucking sorry. I will hand in my champion's trophy. I will do better next time.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I was RIGHT. Bulbapedia lists Icy Wind's BP as 60, when in every other (more importantly, competitive) game it is 55. So I was right. Carry on.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 29-31

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E9 – ¡Dios Minko!

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 11:50:00 -0000

WE'RE BACK, BABY! We've emerged from this two-year gap as battle-hardened warriors of the illustrious Tekkadan! Surely this newfound fame and glory won't lead to even more reckless behavior, right? Right???

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 26-28

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E8 – Polymath

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 15:02:50 -0000

We did it! With minimal casualties! The day is saved and we're all chilling in Canada, safe and sound, surely without a dark and foreboding future ahead of us! ...can we just stop watching here?

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 22-25

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E7 – Think. Feel. Shoot.

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 16:35:27 -0000

Can I interest you in a business proposition? Surely you're a busy, respected, yet disgraced 200-year-old politician, right? Ya gotta have a nice place to visit while you chill in exile waiting for a ragtag group of children to arrive and escort you halfway around the world for a harebrained scheme to get yourself back in power! Well, let me tell ya - Sandals Island Resorts has you covered!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 19-21

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E6 – White Yoda

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 22:50:40 -0000

Anime these days is getting too predictable! You can't just name an episode after a character; it makes it obvious that they're gonna beef it! If you're going that route, just do what older anime did and make the title even more obvious. Tune in for Riot on Dort: Fumitan's Final Mission!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 16-18

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E5 – D'ort!

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 15:30:00 -0000

You was waiting, I was chasing Stomping at the Dort, Gucci bracelet No hesitation, what's the hold up? Flyin' in a Gundam, doing dortnuts Watched my whole life change like a movie First day in Dort, a hundred groupies My dorty in the ends afraid to lose me They gon' say I changed but I never changed

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 13-15

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E4 – Blorbo From My Veins

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 12:50:00 -0000

This week we're coming at you live from the Marshall Mathers Memorial Lazarus Pit to talk about, you guessed it, more Gundam! ...mostly. Sorry about all the times we talked about literally any other media property this week! Content never sleeps!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 10-12

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E3 – The Only Way Out Is Through

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 12:50:00 -0000

Pub Constant. Pub Whenever. Pub Now. Pub Later. Pub Currently. Pub Truly. Pub Madly. Pub Deeply. I can do this all day!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 7-9

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E2 – snickers nefariously

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 12:50:00 -0000

(Me after seeing two Gjallarhorn special investigators on Mars) Well, well, well, if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 4-6

Featuring - Max | Sara

S6E1 – Nyquil Stew

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 12:50:00 -0000

If Orga has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Orga has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Orga has only one fan then that is me. If Orga has no fans, then that means I am no longer on Mars. If the world is against Orga, then I am against the world.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam IRON-BLOODED ORPHANS Episodes 1-3

Featuring - Max | Sara

S5E18 – One-Winged Ares

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 12:50:00 -0000

Mission accomplished. Wing is officially, fully over! Tune in to hear us defend ourselves regarding why we liked Wing, as well as hearing us talk about a lot more parts of Wing we didn't like! We also ranked all the robots again! It was a painless process, as promised! See you next week on Mars! (Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Ranking!)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S5E17 – Infinite Charleston

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 13:50:00 -0000

Yes, we finally did it! We watched another Gundam movie! Tune in to hear us talk about Endless Waltz, which is a movie that exists! Gundam as a franchise certainly has an... interesting track record when it comes to movies, so join us and find out if we liked this one! And, of course, if you just gotta know if we liked it or not, read the first word in this episode description!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S5E16 – Milliardo's Counterattack

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 12:50:00 -0000

Wow!! No way!!! We did it!!! We finished Wing... almost! Tune in this week to hear us discuss the TV finale of Wing before we get into Endless Waltz next week. You may be wondering: did we like it? You gotta listen to find out! If you're that curious to find the answer, read the second word of this episode description!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 46-49

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S5E15 – Huge Jacked Man (The Semi-Lost Episode)

Sun, 16 Jan 2022 12:50:00 -0000

ALERT! My computer had a "big-time fuckup" which caused part of this file to be corrupted while editing. Whoops! Wuh-oh! You might notice that Jared's audio is rather stuttery, and while it doesn't make the episode unlistenable, it might be difficult to understand at some points. So, here's a brief summary of what we discussed: I finally realized the show is bad. See you next week for the TV finale!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 43-45

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S5E14 – Gru Mobile Report

Sun, 19 Dec 2021 12:50:00 -0000

I'm starting to think that it's some sort of universal law that whenever a new organization is created or changes leaders, said leader must address the entire earth sphere detailing their entire philosophy regarding war and the future of humanity. I think it always has to happen!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 40-42

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S5E13 – Space Battleship Belushi

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 12:55:00 -0000

I'm sorry, Alliance? I'm sorry, OZ? I'm sorry, Romefeller? I'm sorry, White Fang? MAKE IT STOP!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 37-39

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S5E12 – Invaded by Dark Spirit!

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 12:50:00 -0000

Hey, maybe we should all agree to stop putting the Zero System in mobile suits??? Has literally anything good come of this practice??? No!!!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 34-36

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S5E11 – Can't Help Being A White Taurus!

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 12:50:00 -0000

The plot thickens! Relena puts herself in danger, someone who isn't Relena puts themselves in danger, and Relena once again puts herself in danger! Nearly a hat trick... You can try again next week, Relena! Ganbatte!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 31-33

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | Never Mind the Trollocs

S5E10 – Mobile Suit Carcinization

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 14:00:00 -0000

Please god please please please god please start a war PLEASE it's all I want PLEEEEASE

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 28-30

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E9 – Loser (1993 Song)

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 12:50:00 -0000

I'm still not over the Zero System just being the Computer That Makes You Mad. We have that nowadays! Literally everything is that nowadays! These gundam pilots would get eaten alive in modern day!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 25-27

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E8 – I'm Gonna Ray Romano You, Quatre Winner

Sun, 07 Nov 2021 12:50:00 -0000

Show don't tell! Show don't tell! Show don't tell! Let your actions inform the audience of your intentions! Cinnamontography! Aaaaaaagh!!!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 22-24

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E7 – How To Win Friends & Influence People - The Lady Une Story

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Are you gonna buy Pokemon: Mercurius Version or Pokemon: Vayeate Version? I hear each game has exclusive mobile suits!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 19-21

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E6 – Can't Help Being A Taurus!

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 11:50:00 -0000

If I had to fight an army of inhuman perfect AI-controlled mobile suits, I would simple outmaneuver them with my superior piloting skills. Just my opinion!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 16-18

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E5 – The Field Marshal Noventa Memorial Pro-Peace War Cannon

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 12:30:00 -0000

Lots of troubling pieces of information this week, folks. We learn that Treize is a miracle worker! We learn that Wing has been successfully reassembled! And, most shockingly of all, we (I) learn that Sicily is an island! Mama mia!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 13-15

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E4 – God Won't Let Me Die

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 18:30:00 -0000

Aw beans! Only 10 episodes in and we've lost the main Gundam! What a shame! Oh well, surely this will only serve to end the conflict between OZ and the colonies! Right? ...Right???

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 10-12

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E3 – Stupid Peacecraft, I'm Fuckin' Ballin'!!!

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Look, just between you and me - I don't think I trust this Treize fellow. I don't care that he's an ultra-wealthy aristocrat, nor that he clearly is physiologically unable to stop schemeing for 5 seconds. No, the main issue here is that his name means 13! That's unlucky! Come on!!!

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 7-9

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E2 – DOCTAH J

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 11:50:00 -0000

See, this might go over your head, but this show, well... It's about war being bad. So, naturally, a character should be named Peacecraft, to subtly illustrate the perils of war and the efficacy of absolute pacifism... Sorry, do you not get it? Alright, I understand, it's VERY subtle. You see, her name has PEACE in it, becau-

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 4-6

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S5E1 – heero wake up! you fucked up big time

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 12:38:00 -0000

New timeline, new series! It's the same, but different! You'll see what I mean! Join us as we begin to tackle the beloved 90s darling Gundam Wing! You remember it! The show with the boys! Is it good? Only one way to find out...

Watching - New Mobile Report Gundam Wing Episodes 1-3

Featuring - Max | Julia | Jared

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only

S4E17 – Northrop Gundam

Sun, 05 Sep 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Tonight: We discuss what we did and didn't like about G Gundam! We have a very fun and chaotic time objectively ranking all the robots in G Gundam! We delve into our gigantic mailbag full of questions about G Gundam! See you space Gundam Fighter! (Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Ranking!)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | The Reticulation | Kamurocho Radio

S4E16 – It's Creepy and Wet

Sun, 29 Aug 2021 11:50:00 -0000

We did it!! The Devil Gundam is defeated, for real this time! Tune in this week to hear us gush about the ending of G Gundam, A Show That Is Inarguably Good. You simply can't not love it!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 46-49

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | The Reticulation | Kamurocho Radio

S4E15 – I'm Gukndo?

Mon, 23 Aug 2021 20:35:00 -0000

Yay! Domon finally did it! He won the Gundam Fight! That means the series is over, right? ...Right?

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 43-45

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | The Reticulation | Kamurocho Radio

S4E14 – Herr Steal Your Frau

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 13:58:09 -0000

Wait... You mean to tell me that this mysterious masked character who has the exact same vibes as my brother, who is named Black Brother, who knows everything about me... Is my long-lost brother?? I am shocked! Flabbergasted! How could I have known???

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 40-42

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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S4E13 – Equine Boating License

Sun, 08 Aug 2021 13:45:00 -0000

Domon, make sure to make good use of your Psynergy powers! You can use the Slap Psynergy to break open walls to uncover secret escape routes! If you set enough Mars Djinn you can summon Bakunetsu God Finger!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 37-39

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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Mafty-Con 0105

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 19:00:47 -0000

Remember movies? I hear they're good! And this one is good! It's certainly better than the last Gundam movie we watched on this podcast. Join us as we talk about the very polite young man of Hathaway Noa as he has fun adventures in Southeast Asia! We promise there are robots in this one!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam Hathaway

Featuring - Max | Arz | Kass | Bryant

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S4E12 – Pocky Punishment

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Couples therapy hot tip: If you're having trouble communicating the desires of your soul, simply have a climactic battle with your significant other in which you both attain a tranquil state of mind, effectively weaponizing your love for eachother! It isn't so hard!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 34-36

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | The Reticulation | Kamurocho Radio

S4E11 – Clown to Clown Communication

Tue, 20 Jul 2021 15:48:35 -0000

This is the only television show. What even is the point of watching anything else? Nothing will ever measure up to G Gundam. Come on. Give it up.

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 31-33

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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S4E10 – Tim Allenby

Sun, 11 Jul 2021 11:50:00 -0000

In just about any other situation, the question of "what if a robot had hair?" would fill me with immense fear. But in this situation? Turns out, it's pretty cool! Tune in to see what kinds of crazy shenanigans this Normal Blue-Haired Girl gets up to!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 28-30

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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S4E9 – My Big Fat Greek Gundam Fight

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 11:50:00 -0000

AAAAAUUUUUGHHH! My cockpit! My cockpit is red hot! Domon you rat! You weren't using your Gundam to bake cookies! You were heating up your hand to give me the ol' spicy finger! How could you give your own opponent the spicy finger Domon!?

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 25-27

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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S4E8 – Are You Experiencing Botherations?

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 11:50:00 -0000

We've finally done it! We've finally left Guyana! I don't think we're gonna be getting our security deposit back, though... Oh well! Onto the next country that we will almost certainly destroy!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 22-24

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | The Reticulation | Kamurocho Radio

S4E7 – Fellas, Is It Gay?

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 12:55:00 -0000

If you saw me and my four boyfriends completely and irreversibly alter the pristine landscape of Guyana as a result of our training and subsequent ambush by the Death Army, no you didn't <3

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 19-21

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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S4E6 – Beschatter Geschwisterkind

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Ah, Deutschland... A land famous for its ancient castles, breathtaking river valleys, delicious beer, and sneaky ninjas. Any travel guide worth its salt would tell you that!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 16-18

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | The Reticulation | Kamurocho Radio

S4E5 – Load-Bearing Vagina Bones

Sun, 30 May 2021 11:50:00 -0000

What you don't know about the Shuffle Alliance is how frustrating their tryouts were. Having to pick the best 5 out of 53 absolute freaks? Nobody gets paid enough for that!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 13-15

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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S4E4 – Little a Fall of Rain

Sun, 23 May 2021 11:50:00 -0000

ANSWER ME, DOMON! THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST! THE WINDS OF THE KING! ZENSHIN! KEIRETSU! TEMPA KYORAN! LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 10-12

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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S4E3 – Anglophobia

Sun, 16 May 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Don't fuck with us Americans, we only have one joke about the Bri'ish!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 7-9

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | The Reticulation | Kamurocho Radio

S4E2 – Franch

Sun, 09 May 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Wow... Splatoon 3 was prescient! France is gonna get destroyed! There's only one last glaring bit of skyline left to get rid of. After taking out the trash, let's go to Neo Soviet Russia, where Gundam pilots you! I have certainly made that joke before. Finally, let's take some hallucinogens and go to space! This is only 6 episodes in!!!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 4-6

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

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S4E1 – Arrival (2016 Film)

Sun, 02 May 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Hey y'all, uh, is it normal for your hand to glow? I woke up today and my fingers extended and my hand started glowing green and I can't touch anything without blowing it up! Please help, I am rapidly running out of intact furniture in my apartment I can't live like this!

Watching - Mobile Fighter G Gundam Episodes 1-3

Featuring - Max | Audrey | Argyle

Check out our other stuff! - Pod of Greed | Slappers Only | The Reticulation | Kamurocho Radio

S3E18 – Blondes Have More Fun

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Hhhhrrrrnnnnghghhhghghhhhhhhhhh soup time. This movie was bad. We talk about it for arguably too long. At least we ranked our blondes! You can find that tiermaker here if you are so inclined. Can I get out of the soup now?

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam: Char's Counterattack

Featuring - Max & Morg & Sarah & Colin & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & The Sonic Shuffle & departurexlounge & Never Believe It! & Kvothe Killer Chronicles & Medawatch & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E17 – The Kaworu Method

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Goodbye, ZZ! Join us this week as we reflect on ZZ, discuss the coolest of the cool robots, and answer a bevy of excellent questions from our friends and listeners! And, for the final time, we implore you: WATCH ZZ IT IS A GOOD SHOW! (Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Ranking!)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E16 – Bankrupted by a 14-Year-Old in the Marketplace of Ideas

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Hey! Wow! Whoa! We did it! Gundam ZZ is finished! Tune in to hear us discuss the final battle and aftermath of Glemy and Haman's funny space crimes, what happens when simping goes wrong, how your power level is directly correlated with how much titty you show, and much more! Anime desu!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 45-47

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E15 – Chara Soon's King Dodongos

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 11:50:00 -0000

War may be bad, but kidnapping an 8 year old? Morally grey! Tune in this week as we kick off Glemy's rebellion, hang out in a mine, take too many Wario pills, and gleefully say goodbye to a character nobody likes!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 42-44

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E14 – It's Kingdom Hearts Now

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Just when we thought we were out of the woods, ZZ gets us one last time with some very on-brand 80's racism and gender bullshit! Great! We hate to see it! Bad writing aside, we do get to see a horrific parasite of a mobile suit as well as the Great Value brand Shangri-La gang! Hopefully this is the last bad batch of episodes we ever get!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 39-41

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E13 – Campbell's Chunky 5-hour Energy

Sun, 21 Mar 2021 11:50:00 -0000

The soup... has gone bad. Turns out, if you pour a shitton of B vitamins and caffeine and taurine into a nice delicious simmering soup, it'll become rancid and nasty and reminiscent of an Earthbound battle background. Good to know!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 36-38

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E12 – Chicken Little (2005 Movie)

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 11:50:00 -0000

Remember Zeta Gundam? Remember Fa Yuiry? Remember Kamille Bidan? Remember the Psycho Gundam??? Oh, and on an entirely separate note... WE'RE GONNA DROP A COLONY ONTO EARTH LOL HAVE FUN BYEEEEE!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 33-35

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E11 – Et Ple, Tu?

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 13:50:00 -0000

Call it a hunch, but I am beginning to think that Glemy Toto, beloved character featured in Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ (1986 anime), may not be who he seems to be! Perhaps he has a few tricks up his sleeve! Perhaps we are actually watching Mobile Suit Gundam ZZYZX!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 30-32

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E10 – Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss. Gundam.

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 14:50:00 -0000

GUNDAM, HUH??? I can't believe I was DECEIVED by the general public into thinking ZZ was merely a fun goof-em-up. Not anymore! It's anime now! Anime desu! Also - genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, I apologize for not pulling a 'Dear Sister' goof for this episode.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 27-29

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E9 – The Thirsty Flower Corps

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 13:50:00 -0000

Hey, uh, not to be too spicy right now but if we could stop introducing fun new characters who are clearly marked for death and serve as a reminder to these battle teens of the horrors of war, that would be just dandy, thanks!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 25-26

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E8 – #LockHerUp

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 13:39:00 -0000

Is there a SINGLE CHARACTER on this show who isn't DEEPLY PROBLEMATIC??? Hard mode: you can't say Haro.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 22-24

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E7 – ACAN (All Children Are Newtypes)

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 15:00:00 -0000

We really need to stop going to moom. Every time we go to moom something terrible and tragic happens. I think NASA is right. I think moom is actually haunted!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 19-21

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E6 – What If It Was Purple?

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 21:24:00 -0000

Well, it happened, folks. Check off yet another box on your Gundam criteria bingo. I guess the show wouldn't be complete without a psychic child who's completely scrambled in the head, but you can't blame me for hoping it wouldn't come to this! At least she has a goth space pope!!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 16-18

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E5 – Bawoo What's This?

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 14:50:00 -0000

Honestly? You can just skip this week. As much as we love to see the Bawoo with our human eyes, it came at the cost of Moon Moon. We aren't The Smart Gundam Podcast, so we certainly aren't the authority on why this arc is poop from a butt, but we still tried to express our frustration! At least there are robots!

(Speaking of, here is the image of all the ZZ draft designs I mentioned!)

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 13-15

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E4 – So New Head?

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 14:50:00 -0000

Y'know, Fa has the right idea. I, too, would rather float away through a battlefield toward a space colony than spend one more second aboard the glorified daycare center known as the Argama. Is anyone even in charge around here? It's like Star Lord of the Flies!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 10-12

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E3 – MC Hamma

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 15:18:00 -0000

I know I said Colony 10 a lot in this episode. I don't know why I thought they were in Colony 10; they were in Colony 1 the whole time. Consider this my formal apology; I will never be wrong about anything ever again, thank you so much. Also?? How do we know the Hamma-Hamma wasn't named after Lady Haman???

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 7-9

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E2 – Universal Century: The Libertarian Dream

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 17:00:00 -0000

Uh-oh! The menacing Mashymre Cello of Axis is attacking Side 1 with his army of pigs! Team up with the Angry Birds and fire your bottles of sand using your slingshot to drive them all away! You get bonus points if you break a rich person's window! It's direct action!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 4-6

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S3E1 – Haman Karn's Top-Ranked Twitch Chat Moderator

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 17:00:00 -0000

Look. I'm gonna level with you. I know that you know that Mobile Suit Gundam is anime. I know that you know that Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam is anime. Just listen to me for a second. I am talking directly into your ear now. Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ? I... I don't know how to put this... It... It's not anime. I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Episodes 1-3

Featuring - Max & Jake

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Hearts Against: Balance & A Podcast Most Fowl

S2E18 – Oldtypes Only Dot Com

Sun, 20 Dec 2020 17:00:00 -0000

It's time for the Zeta wrap-up! Join us as we talk about women, failsons, vampires, politicians, children, any many more beloved character archetypes! After wringing out the last of the soup that has soaked all our clothes, we test our Newtype bonds by ranking all of the robots in this series, and finally round this behemoth of an episode out by answering our series mailbag! (Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Ranking!)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E17 – Exit Stage Left

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 17:00:00 -0000

Uh-oh, sisters! We've done it! No more Zeta! I hope you always knew deep in your heart that there would be no happy ending, because, well... gestures vaguely

Of course, we will return next week with even more discussion on the Themes, Characters, and Facts of Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam. Just hang tight for another week! Please try not to accidentally open your normal suit visor in the meantime!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 49-50

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E16 – It's Happening Again

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 17:00:00 -0000

It's Happening Again

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 46-48

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

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It's Happening Again

S2E15 – Ballsmack Semolina

Sun, 29 Nov 2020 17:00:00 -0000

We're really in it now, Scoob! As Zeta nears its conclusion, we are forced to Reccoa-n with yet another volley of nasty 80's gender ideas. You hate to see it! At least we get some more wacky-ass robots to hoot and holler at! Lastly, as you listen to this episode, please don't forget the wisdom of the week: we need more female war criminals!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 43-45

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E14 – My Brother, My Brother And Rosammy

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 01:37:00 -0000

NICE LEGS FAT ASS MAKES A MAN GO newtype flash

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 40-42

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E13 – 💯 (The Artist Formerly Known As Char Aznable)

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 16:45:00 -0000

Normal show! This week, Zeta is heating up once more as we discuss the Jerid of Theseus, defeating the Titans through the greatest power possible (the democratic process), Cersei's space orb, and many more fun topics! Sorry about all the times I completely misunderstood Fa's arc, I guess I just wasn't reading the correct subtitles. I'll do better next week.

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 37-39

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E12 – A Four-Girlpower Machine

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 17:00:00 -0000

i cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and pilot these mobile suit FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE MOUNTAIN................... I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE MOUNTAIN BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG! IT KEEPS HAPPENING I TOLD YOU MAN I TOLD YOU ABOUT MOUNTAIN!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 34-36

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E11 – Chaw Aznabuwu

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Walk walk fashion baby! First down the runway is Sarah Zabiarov wearing the 2021 Menthol Spring/Summer collection! What a look, folks! Next up is Haman Karn, weari- Uh-oh! Looks like she only showed up to cause problems on purpose and antagonize Char.

...CHAR?????

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 31-33

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E10 – Yu-Gi-Mo!

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Kind of a nutty one this week, huh? The more I learn of outer space, the less I want to experience it. All I wanted to do was hang out with an alien, but now I have to deal with slimy space vampires enthralling me, asteroids that may or may not be comedic balloons, 3G nerve gas, and to top it all off, there are women in space???

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 28-30

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E9 – Kirkland Signature War Orphans

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 16:00:00 -0000

What would happen if you turned a cockroach into a human being? 1985's Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam seeks to answer this question, by fully introducing us to the despicable, the endearing, the nasty, the capable, the one and only... Yazan Gable! This is the guy who sucks, and we love him so, so much.

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 25-27

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E8 – The Earth Federation Faked the Moom Landing

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Your Von Braun City DoorDash delivery is here! Please enjoy your Side Five Guys signature Bright Burger with a side order of Potato Gryps, and be sure to wash it down with some delicious Reccoca-Cola! Tasty!!!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 22-24

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk & Meda Watch

S2E7 – Effective Utilization of Girl Power

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Some people? Destroy a major metropolitan center?? To cope??? This week, we discuss why Four Murasame did nothing wrong, how to easily get into space, and we even get a tantalizing sprinkling of Dorito dust! could this be a sign of things to come? A sign... of Zeta?!?!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 19-21

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk

S2E6 – Lorge

Sun, 20 Sep 2020 16:00:00 -0000

The thick boys just keep coming, don't they? This week, we get to take a field trip to Hong Kong, where hopefully nothing out of the ordinary happens. I am simply going to sit on a park bench and eat my lunch and hope that a gigantic Digi-Egg doesn't fall out of the sky and ruin my day.

If you're reading this, your mandatory podcast homework is to watch Sarah's video essay on clothing in Mobile Suit Gundam here!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 16-18

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk

S2E5 – THAT'S A THICK-ASS BOY

Sun, 13 Sep 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Hey, so... a lot of important stuff happens in these episodes! You can tell, because we discussed these episodes for nearly double their actual runtime. That means the show is good! Probably! Don't worry, we made some jokes here too! Such as: Cersei was Gundam!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 13-15

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk

S2E4 – Carrabba's Italian Grill

Sun, 06 Sep 2020 16:00:00 -0000

I'm glad that in this hyper-advanced alternate future, 8 years of technological development has transformed the standard atmospheric reentry method from a Big Condom to a Big Kiddie Pool. They really had to break out the ol' brain trust for that one, huh? Hey, at least we also have the option of Big Boogie Board instead!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 10-12

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk

S2E3 – Minion Voice Bajeena!

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Wow! There sure was a lot of wild shit in these episodes! Join us as we don our Smart Person Hats and discuss some themes and historical context, not unlike a certain other Smart Gundam Podcast... Look, if you want to expand your mind, listen to Mobile Suit Breakdown. If you want to hear three dinguses talk in minion voice, you've come to the right place! Banana!!!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 7-9

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk

S2E2 – My Beloved Pen Pal, Char Aznable

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 16:00:00 -0000

What should be your highest priority while you're in space? That's right - gains. In order to fit in and be socially accepted aboard the Argama, we require every crew member to spend a minimum of two (2) hours per week aboard one of our gravity modules in order to beef those arms up! Remember, you can't fight Earth if your muscles are small enough to fit in a shirt sleeve!

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 4-6

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk

S2E1 – AEUG AEUG JOHN MADDEN

Sun, 16 Aug 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Look, I don't know how to make this more clear to you: He is Quattro Bajeena. That is his name. I don't know why you are so insistent that he could possibly be a character with a different name. Yeah, sure, he knows Amuro Ray and Lalah Sune, but everybody knows them! Yeah, sure, he pilots a red MS, but.... uh, red is a cool color! Y-yeah, sure he's b-blond and he h-hides his eyes, he... I... lots of p-people do that... Wh-what do you mean h-he has a very specific s-s-scar on his forehead? I don't... I c... I can't... He... W-w-hy do... W...

Watching - Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam Episodes 1-3

Featuring - Max & Sarah & Colin

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & Never Believe It! & smallwalk

S1E15 – Voted Most Likely To Hit The Dab In High School

Sun, 09 Aug 2020 16:00:00 -0000

This week, join us as we reminisce on the very first Gundam series! We discuss if War is truly Bad, we put all our beloved robots through the tier list crucible, and we answer myriad questions from our fabulous audience! It's a great time! Make sure you finish the series before you tune in! (Here is the tier list maker we used and here is our Official Rankings)

Watching - Nothing!

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E14 – The Boys Are Fightingggg

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 16:00:00 -0000

We did it! Gundam is over! Zeon is defeated! Now, we can empirically state that Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) is objectively one of the greatest pieces of media ever created. Join us as we discuss the A Baoa Qu Coup, 1000 Chars by 100 Chars, and cringe ass nae nae child soldiers! Moeagare, listeners!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 40-43

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & Slappers Only & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E13 – Soup Time

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Oops! All Newtypes! These dang kids have been in space for far too long and their IQ is reaching previously-unheard-of levels of brain! Before we know it, they'll all be watching Rick & Morty. What a shame... Truly Sophie's choice, having to pick between war and the funny pickle TV show.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 37-39

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E12 – PSYCHIC RAGE DEMON

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Remember when this show was only about robots and war? Well, now all of a sudden we have psychic teens running around acting like they own the place, acting like they're the HBIC! (Head Bright In Charge) Someone should give them what-for! Someone like... Large Zamuel.

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 34-36

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E11 – Himbo Morality Matrix

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Check out the latest hot listing from Side 6 Realty! Here we have a choice bachelor pad, perfectly situated in the heart of Side 6, smack-dab in the middle of the colony garbage dump! Don't let the smell bother you, because this spacious studio has all the features you could ever want, such as: toilet! As a bonus, we'll let you scavenge through the dump for all your dubious combat chip-related needs. No questions asked!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 31-33

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E10 – Go Grab Your Bros In The Grabro, Yo

Sun, 05 Jul 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Whoa! Nab a slab of the show that you know has the flow! We'll blab and gab but you know we're pro! We got audio down-low to make you dab and glow!

(Sorry about this episode's quality! This week's audio was damaged in the battle of Jaburo)

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 28-30

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E9 – A Direct Blast To The Cockpit

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Back in my day, a mobile suit to pilot in battle was merely a twinkle in our collective eye! We had to attach metal panels to ourselves and hope that would do the trick! The beam sabers were merely lead pipes we spray-painted red! The Gundam Hammer was just a big rock! The G-parts were just other soldiers carrying us piggyback!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 25-27

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E8 – The Luxurious, Upholstered Interior of the Model Year 0080 G-Armor

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Things aren't looking good for the teens this week! Bright contracts Sweat Disease, Amuro contracts Cooties, Kai's condition (Shithead Syndrome) worsens, and to top it all off, they are forced to fight three hovering, sad, jock sheep! Only in MSG, baby!

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 22-24

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E7 – Goodbye Daddy, Goodbye Daddy

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 16:00:00 -0000

From there to here, from here to there, tragic things are everywhere. One base, two base, White Base, blue base. Some are sad, and some are mad, and some, I wanted to call my dad. Now everyone is sad...

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 19-21

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E6 – Gundaminions: The Rise of Grumuro Ray

Sun, 07 Jun 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Why am I deserting? Apologies, my friend. It's just that as an INTJ, these criminal actions of yours... Well, I find them to be abhorrent. What's that? A free sample of your base's new military hardware? Not necessary. I've already calculated its combat potential in my head. Mmm... Perhaps a little more solium chloride next time...

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 16-18

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle

S1E5 – American Eagle Skinny Fit Mobile Suit Jeans

Sun, 31 May 2020 16:00:00 -0000

Walk walk fashion baby! This week, we ask some of the most important questions known to mankind: What if Gundam wore a shirt? What if... Gundam wore pants? Also, bonus extra credit question: Who was driving that dang car?

Watching - Mobile Suit Gundam (0079) Episodes 13-15

Featuring - Max & Morg

Check out our other shows! - Pod of Greed & The Sonic Shuffle