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<description><![CDATA[<p>now i know we said we would pick back up where we left off with the comics. but something far more important came up, and wife of the show <a href="http://twitter.com/americasburden" rel="nofollow">fallon</a> returned for the occasion. we're discussing how we feel about bedman, we don't care where anybody's titties came from, we're experiencing voice actor ptsd, and it's all in service of answering that age old question: would?</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ShigechiDefendr" rel="nofollow">bee</a> | <a href="http://twitter.com/_bnuuy_" rel="nofollow">roy</a> | <a href="https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOnhatwlzwcztomJxPXIZSOcQZ_yIB9K0" rel="nofollow">youtube</a></p>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>we here at zato trap house wish to issue an apology for taking 2 months to upload a new episode but i (roy) think recording this one gave me covid! youre in for a "treat" though because wife of the show <a href="http://twitter.com/americasburden" rel="nofollow">fallon</a> hops on the horn to read some of the official comics of the games of the daisuke ishiwatari! join us as we discuss gabagool determinism and eva unit style gock, meet kyle swordsman, and soyface about the grim reaper. also we're debuting a new segment courtesy of fighting game knower of the show <a href="http://twitter.com/Judgegrumble" rel="nofollow">carl</a> that'll really test our lack of knowledge! sorry carl!</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ShigechiDefendr" rel="nofollow">bee</a> | <a href="http://twitter.com/_bnuuy_" rel="nofollow">roy</a></p>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>welcome to Zato Trap House, the podcast where two homosexuals who have never and will never play any game in the guilty gear franchise try to educate themselves about all of the funny lore in daisuke's world full of friends! in our pilot episode we're laying the groundwork for what this podcast is going to be by, mostly, determining silly tier placement! we're also talking about what makes a twink, Crypto Whitefang, innovations in pants wearing, and zato-TWO. we hope you enjoy and don't you dare try to educate us</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/ShigechiDefendr" rel="nofollow">bee</a> | <a href="http://twitter.com/_bnuuy_" rel="nofollow">roy</a></p>]]></description>
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